TESTS

[GrinnellHStv]

How much alcohol do you drink before every show?

[holsbolsx]

You make me lol

[MrJovan1998]

Hey, Danny can you please make a video on how to cheat on tests?

[MaxdPure]

i love the way you say retarded. Im an aussie lol.

[amyrose1fanteam]

where i live, they changed the title of our state test [Ohio achievement test] to [ohio achievement assessment] to not scare anyone as much

[bonita2311]

everybody dies so you can call it a pass fail lol

[PainOfSin0921]

can you put a bee in a microwave????...or a wasp...wasps are mean...no...an whole wasp hive!!!!!

[wfcxp]

love ya bud

[DJkiddmajik]

19 people are high school drop outs.

[eLnnyL]

Was I the only one who noticed the half mustache in the upper left corner?!

[UPmike007]

Hey Danny, i love your youtube vids. could you please do a video on why we go to work and why we hate it so much??? thanks

[TheMrHashmaster]

i was watching this while taking my science test lol

i did bad on it

[TheOliverr41]

Dear Danny can you do a show about why MisterBlack215 is awesome?

[arda109lud]

"DONT STUDY FOR THE TEST, STUDY FOR THE ENRICHMENT OF KNOWLEDGE" (Danny, 2011)

[Pumplinkey1]

U should be a teacher. THE BEST TEACHER IN THE WORLD!

[meandyouonetime]

@Pumplinkey1 agreed

[Deadliestcatchfan3]

How to play don't you want stay on the piano

[jacknaipes]

0:09

[ducklover456]

Do u have a day job do a big about day jobs plz .. x luv u danny

[ROFLmanJames]

This is probably the most helpful video lol

[SuperMeanbeans]

Ok danny could you please tell me when entering an exame you get pulled out from whering the wrong socks

[georgia3003]

when you said retarded you sounded Australian (like me!)

[RISEANDBREAKING]

hey Danny, make a video about why do you call us little lemon drops!:)

[caitlinmercure]

can you please do a video on public speaking and why so many people are scared of it??

[talkingstrawberries]

16 people failed The Test

[marimolaughs]

'dannnnnyyyy pleasse can you do a video on why guys with short hair wear hair gel cos as far as im concerned there is no point! but you canmake it funny and tell me howowowowowowowowow!!!!! nO YOU HAVE NO FACE.

[Scripterrific]

So...we're afraid of tests because we're afraid of death; the test is death?! And, by "pass the test" at the end, you mean go kill yourself?

[martinayiteyisgod]

i was laughing so hard i couldn't press the x button on the mini ad xD

[jyft106]

r u Jim carreys twin?

[MasterLagoz]

@jyft106 Propably not, but he has his eyes ;D

[des0connor]

Dear Danny,

Could you please do a video about men finding their mother attractive? Not for me, of course, for, for a friend.

Thanks!

Cletus the trailer park man.

[5T34LTHcamoT4NK]

@des0connor it might mean that you where adopted.....

[louisekw12]

Hey danny! So I want to know what to expect in college.

[vukasin321]

your last sentence was very right and clever!

[cassity2013]

Hey danny,for awhile now,I've been wanting to ask you something...both my guinea pigs live in a big cage and right behind it is a huge map.they happened to be looking at Canada.what could this possibly mean?I want to see your oppinion thx ;)

[TheJorgoman]

Dear danny,

Why do some people feel the urge to troll?

I bet you have a funny and informative answer to that :3

[MultiJonyo]

Hey danny that was amazin... And i was wonderin if u could do a show on how make a good video... THANKS!!!!!

[GhostPlayer07070]

15 people are SLOW IN THE HEAD!

[Zomg641]

haha man :D u make my day

[cheeto161]

dear danny,

your a faggot

[Harrywwebeltman]

@cheeto161 dear cheeto, you are SLOW IN THE HEAD!

[marfabear]

"Study for the enrichment of knowledge" what a wonder statement! I am putting it on a tee shirt!

[xXR8NDOMXx]

Or one about how google is doing the "Like" option now.

[Cobrasnake159]

PPPPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSS­SSEEE DO ONE THAT HOW TO GET RID OF ANCE PLEASE PLEASE thank you !! :)

[JAsuperman96]

Jim Carrey of Youtube

[peasinacan]

...i partyfaced

[nettiehagen]

hahahahahaha who's fat and gets bullied

[burbidgestephen]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU! And I do so simply because you just put my mind at rest about next year's tests, so now I can enjoy my holiday.

Danny my internet friend, you sir(e), know how to live.

[shecountry22]

Dear danny, can u make a video about people being over weight and being bullied im sure you can turn it into something funny that will make me feel better

[LaBambathereal]

danny is the cheapest and the best teacher which i have ever had =)

[Ankerdudeman]

Dear Danny,

You Should Do a surviving the Alien Apocolipse Episode!

Thanks.

Me



[1313Beyond]

dear Danny,

can you tell me y guys watch lesbian porn even tho they kno they cant get any? ... >.>

[00seljak]

PLEASE DANNY EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOUR EYES MAKE ME WANNA DIE SMILING AND TERRIFIED IN THE SAME TIME!!!!

AND HOW MANY EMOTIONS AND PERSONALITIES CAN YOU IMITATE

[jumpinthelava]

This! made me subscribe again!

[lovelaj0149]

holy shit he just put everything in perspective

[technokitteh231]

OMG I WAS ON MY FB AND MY BF TOOK AN UGLY PIC OF ME!!!! I KNOW ITS RANDOM BUT I HAVE TO TELL SOMEBODY!!! THAT DICK HOLE!!! LAAWLS

[daberko120ch]

@technokitteh231 There, there.

[technokitteh231]

@daberko120ch lololol

[daberko120ch]

@technokitteh231 Do you feel better about it now? Because if I did not meet your standards of consolement then I shall add in an "everthing will be alright".

[Niko1633]

Hey Danny,

Post a video about Chelsea Handler's comments about Serbia, please.

[pigletfan1122]

hey my friends want to be a unicorn....they want me to help them how do i?

[jleiva000]

btw thanks to you danny I was able to get a 100% on my last test on How to spawn an unicorn from a soap bar in a microwave ^^

[gallantghettogangsta]

Ps I agree-I totallly don't understand finding nemo???

[gallantghettogangsta]

And facebook, Gallant Getto Gangstas

[TIMTITAN31]

Would you PLEASE explain the plot of finding nemo??????

[badr1407]

i thought you were gonna talk about testes! sorry! :/

[MyAssOnFlames]

That is some deep sh*t

I feel better now

[spaghetti277]

Danny could you pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please please please with a cherry on top do a show about how to get a boy to like I figured since ur a boy u no wat guys like about girls I'll praise u if u do this

[dinster101]

Danny, do a show on Harry Potter :D !!!

[athlete171]

dear danny,

could you do a show on how rain works?

madi

[beckvxo]

Is it just just me, or did the shit he say just then make sense? =P

[zgledanje]

did they throw a parade for you danny

and than you woke up one day.......

[ijustwazzed73]

I teared up a little wow that shits deep

[TimRudd1234]

i think he takes drugs hahaha

[Nathproductions]

That's deep mann

[peterkaraferis]

your advice is very good and of course right ;)

[bood3e]

I get 100% from a test and 2 weeks from the test I remember only 10% of the answers on the test.

[nataku7]

deep

[CoolGirlWithCats]

@ringsonmyfingers Just bcuz I asked him a legitimate question, THAT makes me a hater? Sure.

[CoolGirlWithCats]

@ringsonmyfingers Actually I was just asking a question. I watch his videos all the time lol

[REPR3S3NT]

Hey Danny, today is my birthday and was wondering if you could do a video on birthdays, and squirrels! Thanks :D

[TheRagsdale98]

dear danny,

do a video on moustaches :)

Thanks,

TheRagsdale98

[CoolGirlWithCats]

R u trying to be like Jim Carrey?

[ringsonmyfingers]

@CoolGirlWithCats R u trying to be a hater?

i think sooo

danny is fuuny nd unique!

[akarene]

i have never had a paraaade!

[Darina291094]

oh em geee

[TheVirtigo]

When I watch a gradual report, I'm watching it 2 times.

One time for the humor, and the second time for the serious manners that lurks behind it.

[Seshlot]

@TheVirtigo >.>

[missblackvailbrides]

Hey danny today i saw a man wearing a sandwitch costume and i was wondren if u could do a vid of why people do that

[pst33l]

More Serbian Lessons Pleeeeeeeeeaaasssseeeee, <3

[CommunistDancefloor]

It seems that Danny knows a lot of cool shite

[Myleftfootnigga]

@LittleWitchBoy96  u dum

[AmeliaMunroe]

Press 5 repeatedly and he makes gun shooting sounds. Danny, you clearly make the best videos.

[TheSarahsaurous]

Wow mind freak that made sense

[31387ben]

press 6 repeatedly :)

[Tromos18]

wow ... what he said actualy made sense

[synonimical]

and there are PARRAAAAAADDEESSSS

[Nyyakun]

ARE YOU A UNICORN YET!?

[Kateluhnnn]

i love you Danny

[EagleEye227]

I am probably not the first 1 posting this. But after watching a few vids i can't help but wonder why he's never wearing a shirt...

[TheIRSMusic]

@EagleEye227 He's in Australia!

[r6v2man]

do a video on txt slang that would make me lol

[narpokxd]

Danny I remember when you just started doing this, look at you now. I am imppressed

[getdowngirl91]

This is last week's one!! I'm dying without my proper dosage Danny; COME BAAAACK!!!!!

[Niko1633]

@MVP99922 Try Rakija, it works for everything

[Gonicksomestuff]

@MVP99922 I know.... um... Wash your face? Try that :)

[GelidKing]

@Gonicksomestuff Acne isn't reflective of lack of hygiene. It's oxidized oil and skin irritation. You should know what you are talking about before you try to insult people. Otherwise you just reveal ignorance. As a matter of fact excessive washing can increase irritation.

[MVP99922]

@Gonicksomestuff

that would work but fortunateiy i dont have acne :) and this is to help my friend out . So next time better think twice before running that cunt mouth of yours :)

[Gonicksomestuff]

@MVP99922 Well, i wasn't exactly using my mouth, i was sort of using my fingers, that's how normal people type, i don't know, maybe you type with your mouth :/

[want2cplease]

DANNY!!! WHERE ARE YOU??? MAKE A NEW VIDEO! PLEASE!

danny please make a new video please its been like a week. danny don't forget about us... :'(

[giotto0111]

DANNY could u do a vid on jellyfish spaghetti

[xxxholic102]

hey Danny I reckon you should make a video on Milfs and cougars !!!!!!!!!! :D

[blackandyellow115]

Hey Danny!! You should make a video on why Goats have beards :)

[Annolagoz]

Hey Danny. Can you make a video about being in love, and what it makes you think and do? :-)

[BlueRubberDuck2]

Danny where's the new vid man?!

[mleaurora0150]

That is a good quite at the end

[CalieaseJL]

Danny can you do a video about y we have ABC everything. Imean soup cloths shoes socks even pillows. Y are they STOKING ME!!!!!!!

[geakfilms23]

helllloo my fellow friend Danny could you do a vid on how to be the most awesomest gangsta eva!!!!! THNX and oh i've realized that you havnt made a vid in like 6 days! why?

[MrKiller12ish]

HEYY DANNY WHY NOT MAKE A VIDEO ON SOME SCIENCE... YOU KNOW LIKE THIS TIME IT SHOULD INCLUDE EXPLOSIONS... OR A VIDEO OF SOMETHING

DRAMATIC!! DUN DUN DUUUN

THANKXZ

~RAVE IS KING~

[1kyscott1]

Can you make a video about y elephants r so wrinkely

[Nickknock3913]

Dear Danny, Llama's.

[motleycruequeen]

okay no new video........yet

anyway!!!! june sixth is wen i last heard frm my boyfriend :/

but im guessing ill hear from him wen u make a new video!!!

i guessing

[yay69random]

Hey Danny! I am visually impaired, and I was wondering if you could do a video about what it is like to be visually impaired. Thanks! =)

[trigsim]

DANNY EXCLAMATION POINT! I don't KNOW how TO do MY laundry, CAN you HELP me!!!!

[limitlessp8ntball]

DANNY__________

can you do a show on why u never say ur last name???

[SKIDO56]

HEY danny!!! , i broke my leg D: and i can play paintball anymore T__T. can you make a video on why paintball is an AWESOME sport and why every1 should try it :3 thanks bro :D

[limitlessp8ntball]

@SKIDO56 PAINTBALL RULES

[244jovan]

@LittleWitchBoy96 /watch?v=QaR91eXKALg&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

[rufasn8d]

is it me? or has danny not done a video in a while. your videos G my entire day man lols i look forward to them, MAKE MORE!

[TheJuggalohomeboy]

dear danny, make a video on how you make your videos. like cutting between all those scenes. and making your voice high and going slow motion. do it in detail

[28thLife]

PARTY-FACE.

[candygirl121340]

Haha. "...Your ability to spawn unicorns from a bar of soap in the microwave...." xD

[Mexiqtioner66]

Dear Danny, can you explain why King of the Hill was cancelled?

[ROCKETSSUCK111]

Is he on drugs before he does his shows O.o

[MisserMowser]

Hi can u do a show about why people make words up like phniddles or dirfyl?

[3OhHowWeWumbo3]

I had a dream that you gave me a pair of purple sunglasses... and then we became best friends ._. Why do you enter my dreams, Danny? :B

[MsVanillaSmile]

Hi Danny, can you do a vid on dreams and how completely whacked out they are?

[ronzi83]

danny, what can happen if i tattoo on penis ?

[Tcm61198]

DANNY DO A SHOW TALKING ABOUT WHY CLOWNS ARE SCARY :(

[AGEofURANUS]

god you are hot

[123dingfriesaredone]

plz watch mah piano vids danny. it would make me so happy. and comment and like

[nareg657]

I love all your videos'

[r0b3rt321]

YOU SHOULD DO A FUCKIN VID ON WHY YOU MISS SO MANY DAYS WHEN YOUR SUPPOSED TO HAVE A VIDEO UP BY THEN! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!

[pickos500]

hey danny, it would be really cool if you could do a video on why people like pets

8===D~~

[sarcasticbastard1997]

you are incredible

[90Demo]

THE MAN IS RIGHT!!!!

how come u dont do a vid about gamers

[DjAJS90]

thats not true! Charlie Sheen has passed the test of winning in life! :DDD

[OleMortenFiksdal]

WHERE ARE YOU??? :(

[smartone4318]

Dear Danny, CoUld You do a VID on why little brothers are always up big sisters butts.... I really need to know the knoledge behind this....

Thank You ♥♥♥♥

P.S. I LOVE YOU!!

[SoccerNico12]

how come no new videos have come out yet? I want to see more!!!...please???

[sharttin11]

WITH the LITTLE tassels!!!

[EvaMariaTorolfs]

Dear danny, you should do a vid about YOUR typical day !

[EvaMariaTorolfs]

Hey Danny, I had a dream about you last night, you were in my kitchen wearing just your speedo so I was wondering if you could do a vid on why we dream?

[Spaceninja64]

dear Dani, wut do yhuu think of Criss Angel? (I luv him) or why do dogs lick there penis??? I think it's gross

[The123Fred456]

i had a dream last night where i talked to danny on the phone..

[MrStupiddolphin]

I wonder what the hell runs through Danny's head everyday...

[Xerson1]

HE IS BACK!

[Scr4lifgrls]

I'm doing an acting camp tomorrow and I'm wondering how could I make friends?! Aaahhhhhhjh. I put that J in my scream just for u.

Bi chicken egg

[panda4panda]

Make a video of you spending your day.

I want to see what you do when you're not being funny!

Wait.. Nevermnd. :D

[EvaMariaTorolfs]

HIDY HI DANNY! :)

Can you do a video about how to get over a best friend?

LOVE YOUR FACE, MY NAME IS EVA MARÍA AND I'M FROM ICELAND.....GJOÐVEIKT

I like your ears !

[bigbobby724]

Hey do a video on why we warship gods that never take effect in our live until its over

from your newest most friendly lemondrop

[foihdzas]

that was deep at the end ...

[Crazybrothersforeal]

Danny please do a show on why people shouldnt smoke pot cuz i lost my bestfriend wen he got caught today i can never see him again DO A SHOOW

[UltraRobotZombie]

Yo Danny, what exactly would you do during a zombie apocolypse? I've been prepared for years, whats YOUR plan?