The Columbian Prison Guard

[pranith001]

so the prisoners can carry guns but the guards can only carry sticks....?! Lol wtf is this bullshit?

3rd world countries will never develop...

[SergioSource]

Isn't that more like a free home masked as prison? Perhaps some big scheme to have the country pay for their food and shelter oO

[HakuaHerminium]

WHAT THE ****.

[SoapMacTavishh]

In Republic of Colombia, prisoners detain you...?

[0nf1r3Productions]

its spelled COLOMBIA



[InvaderWakkoReborn]

Prisoners with more luxuries than guards? What the hell?

[XxClemsonTigersXx]

the fuck the prisoners get tv, guns, and get to fuck every week? doesnt sound like prison to me they may as well let them loose

[OnlyGirlsLikeMe]

this is like 15 years old.. and they ponounced COLOMBIA wrong.

[MrChopStack]

2:52 DPUBLE RAINBOW OHH MAI GODDD

[AlvinSpitoon]

Damn If I ever go to prison, Im going there.

[bloggerday]

I'd want a mac11 too

[HMS564]

Wait...prisoners with uzis, handguns and grenades...guards with sticks and ONE rifle used by the guy in the tower...

That's not a prison, that's a criminal spa

[rorcon]

I hope that after this kid graduates from law school, he'll become a politician and end this sort of thing.

[WhAtZCrAcKiNN]

LOL How stupid of a criminal do you have to be to carry grenades around in prison ...

[iPodLocK3R]

that is the worst fucking shit ever! thats not a prison its a criminal hotel.

[IMrKidI]

I think the guards are the prisoners lol.

[killsmash540]

What!? The Prisoners get Uzis, Pistols, and GRENADES. They do drug deals over the phone, have cook outs, and have all the entertainment they want.... I bet over half the Prisoners got arrested on purpose.

[fullfist]

That's no jail, bitch!

.

That's just putting a bunch of well connected criminals inside four huge walls, and then letting them run amok, and do as they please.

And they exploit the fact that they earn more money even INSIDE the prison, than the fucking guard who is tempted to accept bribe.

[pierceys234]

wtf this is like css jailbreak where some prisoner get guns wtf

[APSkou]

A FUCKING UZI???

[CoNc3PtRaG3]

WOW.



[nuubez]

The hell? Prison guards without proper weapons? No wonder the prisoners run the prison...

[Herrgolani]

@yoshi19831021 columbia. cOlUmBa...colomb,a, clombia,,,,,clubmiaald aoifjsdofsjdik

[PsYc01025]

gotta smell good for the inmates

[LUKE01MAN]

How the fuck is this a prison...? Grenades!?

[cb7pwn]

the fucking guards are probably more violent and crooked than the inmates

[verx666]

2:53 double rainbow

[thelife45auto]

How ignorant is that, that they let their prisoners carry weapons? Wtf? Maybe this is one example why most of the Latin countries are still living in 3rd world conditions, and cannot establish a decent governement. Pure ignorance???????

[Elesparto]

@thelife45auto

No--the so called third world does not exist--this is a derogatory term created by the United States white elites to make themselves look superior to other nations. The conditions you speak of can be found anywhere in the US or are you blind to this? These conditions are a result of systems of classes created by capitalism and they exist everywhere in the world. And as for the corrupt governing systems in those countries it seems they have learned well from the US.

[Elesparto]

@thelife45auto

No--the so called third world does not exist--this is a derogatory term created by the United States white elites to make themselves look superior to other nations. The conditions you speak of can be found anywhere in the US or are you blind to this? These conditions are a result of systems of classes created by capitalism and they exist everywhere in the world. And as for the corrupt governing systems in those countries it seems they have learned well from the US.

[Elesparto]

@thelife45auto

No--the so called third world does not exist--this is a derogatory term created by the United States white elites to make themselves look superior to other nations. The conditions you speak of can be found anywhere in the US or are you blind to this? These conditions are a result of systems of classes created by capitalism and they exist everywhere in the world. And as for the corrupt governing systems in those countries it seems they have learned well from the US.

[pranith001]

@thelife45auto true man ignorance is wht most countries still live like this

and im from a 3rd world country

[acadusle]

@thelife45auto There is corruption everywhere but indeed this is the top of the iceberg

[Elieeeeboy]

kill 'em all!

[GeneralDestructo]

what kinda prison is that??

[ELCOLOMBIANO194]

omg its COLOMBIA wit an O not a U fukk .....

[elshit1983]

colombia is seriously a fucked up country

[Felviper]

Where is this country "Columbia"???

[ELCOLOMBIANO194]

@Felviper its in South America

[Felviper]

@ELCOLOMBIANO194 Suramérica, eh??? Vaya, muchas gracias ELCOLUMBIANO194 :P

[ELCOLOMBIANO194]

@Felviper y Colombia es con la O no la U lo escribieron mal

[Felviper]

@ELCOLOMBIANO194 Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! En serio????? No te lo creo, de verdad que no, ni cuenta me había dado....... *sarcasmo*

[killsmash540]

@Felviper South America...

[Felviper]

@killsmash540 Really??? Cause I can't see it!!! I have my map here, and I can't see it!!! There is Peru, Brazil, Chile, Argentina, Colombia, and others, but I see no goddamn Columbia.

[killsmash540]

@Felviper I misread your comment... Columbia is in the United States. Colombia is in South America, You don't have to get your panties in a bundle because of a typo you know.

[Felviper]

@killsmash540 Well, think you didn't "misread", you actually thought 'Columbia' was the correct name, didn't you??? DIDN'T YOU!!??? Accept it or I'll get my panties in a bundle for the rest of my life!!!!!!!!!!

[killsmash540]

@Felviper O_O... Okay?...

[MrDiem2]

Wtf, seems like prison is what you should strive for in colombia

[YourMajesty91]

So this is totally what I should not be focusing on in the video clip, however the prison guard at 1:18 is hot! Lol.

[CamiloSanchez1979]

1:00 if you look closely that guy looks like Popeye the Sailor

[ljoch88]

Haha im amazed they agree to stay in those walls with all that fire power

[gragra1113]

I am not familiar with Columbia's prisons. Can someone explain why the prisoners have cell phones, great food and most importantly have guns? I just don't understand why guns are allowed inside since that would put many people's lives in jeopardy. Please can someone explain this to me? I would love to know many details. Thanks so much!

[isobodari1]

booo i think ive killed 100 people what a bullshit story why the hell they dont get their weapons avay

[Skac01]

a have a question: why are there prisoners with FUCKING grenades?!?!??!?!

[CamiloSanchez1979]

@Skac01 they use them to break "panela"

[handpels21]

wtf i thougt dutch prisons were quite nice but this beats everything...!?!

[gamiasgr4ever]

2:51 - 2:54 oh rainbow on the way but no double.... :P

[oldschooldamnawesome]

crazy yet funny

[JJsickman]

wtf. Prisoners gat weopons, but guards don't. That's just messed up.

[poloskateboard]

STUPID IGNORANTS YOU BASE YOUR BELIVES UPON STEREOTYPES ,,, KNOW I UNDERSTAND THE WHY YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID !!!!! FIRST OF ALL IS COLOMBIA NOT COLUMBIA ,,,, FAT BURGER EATING AMERICANS ,,, NOT WORTH IT PEOPLE

[ajgolfer1]

@poloskateboard ouch the sand in your vagina must hurt

[rafelingd]

@poloskateboard it depends on how it's spelled in your country.

[joaopaulocataldi]

in brazil is just like that... but the prisioners don't care weapons.

[mrkiky]

No wonder this is a shit job, watching the scourge of society having fun , BBQs and girls all day while you go to your shitty job that's probably not very well paid either and can afford less things than them. All over the world inmates make shanks from toothbrushes and that guy pulled a fucking mac10 from his pants....amazing!

[HeroSpiderman]

This is called a prison?

[cainedbutabel]

sometimes you have to go through a little bit of chaos and disorder and "WTF"... to get the the rainbow at the end...(of the video)

[namas000]

looks like Compton...

[xRa1nbowx]

who the fuck designs a prison where the fucking prisoners can carry guns and grenades!? its like a hotel to them. Ohh, and lets not forget that the guards dont have a weapon. that is just retarded..

[noothernameleft1]

galil beast

[kepalametal]

Did that guy just take out a gun?

[The1stPoster]

What a shit hole COLUMBIA is. Pull it together.

[cdog43773]

2:53 DOUBLE RAINBOW!@!@%!@!!!!!

[TheSsdylan]

if im getting arested its going to be here.

[TheGoncaloabreu]

whoah 0:58 pulls out a mini uzi Smile!

[playfulpaul1985]

what kind of prison is that lol

[darkkiller07]

does that count as a prison wtf?

[POPTARTSYUM]

wow he has a 100.0 KD ratio O:

[moty156]

1:56?

[moodisback]

What the fuck is this, it's like a free full service hotel, free accommodation , free food, weapons of choice, and bitches.

[19t86]

that is not a prison, it is a vaction home. no wonder the world is so bad.

[tpsstitch1991]

Is he putting cologne on at 1:11? He getting ready for shower time?

[1971ojoalparche1971]

C-O-L-O-M-B-I-A, fucking Colombia. It's not Columbia, you inbred retards. Is it that hard to understand?

[TarWoman]

Ummm......why are the prisoners armed?

[DiabloMercy]

0:24

hot milf bitch

[zachthebigairkid]

haha rainbow at end!

[TickleMehNancy]

He's so cute.

[insertquarters]

2:52 rainbow!!

[zoomac10]

"but my best weapon is god" and Santa Claus still brings me gifts.

[smiley3554]

lol i like how theres a rainbow at the end of the really violent jail

[CestLeFromage]

damn. why don't people seem to understand?

its colOmbia, shit.

[psico234]

ColUmbian?? what a lame, it is Colombian dudes, change it!

[itsmeadrian1234]

this is the weirdest prison i've ever seen

[latinvibration]

"Gringos Violan Niña Colombiana de 12 Años. U.S. troops violate small Colombian Girl 12 Years " ANOTHER VIDEO IN YOU TUBE

[latinvibration]

"Soldados ingleses democratizando niños en el Irak ocupado por los Aliados." "

THIS IS A VIDEO IN YOU TUBE IS IN SPANISH IT SHOWS HOW ENGLISH SOLDIERS BEATS CHILDREN

[soapneedsahand]

WHY YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOW THE BAD THINGS ABOUT COLOMBIA I HAVE LIVED HERE FOR YEARS AND I CAN TELL COLOMBIA IS BEAUTIFUL, NICE PEOPLE FRIENDLY WHY DONT YOU SHOW THE REAL ENGLAND DONT HIDE THE HORRIBLE CRIMES THAT OCCUR DAILY,  WE LOVE COLOMBIA

[TheLostCat2000]

@soapneedsahand

Show the real England? What? We have some of the lowest murder rates in Europe. Plus England murder rates per year have decreased even more since 2009. At least in my country I can walk out at 3am in the morning on my own and not have to worry about getting jumped by someone.

[Excedrine]

@TheLostCat2000 England is a nicer place, but it still has all the same problems as everyone else. Just less of them. xD However, it should be noted that violent crime in the U.K. (as of May 2009) is still four-and-a-half times higher (per 100,000 people) than the U.S.

[AsEasyAsItCanBe]

@TheLostCat2000 Hahaha nice one yeah ermm i'm colombian thank you very much . i can walk out of my house at 3am if i want to too infact i'll do it and i'll promise you i wont get jumped. infact i'll do it now

[secretagent109]

WHY DONT YOU SHOW THE HUGE NUMBER OF PEADOPHILES IN YOUR COUNTRY THE HUGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WITH MENTAL PROBLEMS IN YOUR COUNTRY PEOPLE KILL FOR PLEASURE THE INCREASING NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO COMMITS SUICIDE ESPECIALLY YOUNG PEOPLE

[Asifk88]

Props to you Harold you got some balls!

[KingManOld]

A RAINBOW AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAPPY THOUGHTS

[pinhead815]

Why the hell would not they not take their guns? dumbass columbians

[GunsOfThePhoenix]

Packing Uzi's and grenades? That's one hell of a prison.

[bilal53]

why the fuk are they not takin away their guns..that's bullshit

[Mr1549thomas]

WoW prisioners are allowed to have guns but the guards aren't, that's bullshit!

[TheRealEzzy]

My god do I hate this guys British voice

[matthew9120]

@TheRealEzzy no such thing as a "british" voice

[TheRealEzzy]

@matthew9120 Ok, then a gay ass faggots voice how's that for ya

[matthew9120]

@TheRealEzzy no its an english accent try going back to school

[TheRealEzzy]

@matthew9120 Oh man, "Matthew9120" thinks he's creative. Bwaha. Stupid brit

[matthew9120]

@TheRealEzzy im actually irish dumbass

[TheRealEzzy]

@matthew9120 And I'm supposed to know your ethnicity over the internet amirite? I'm done toying with you, fucking boring.

[matthew9120]

@TheRealEzzy dont reply then dipshit

[XQbit]

@TheRealEzzy You're pretty retarded if you don't like British accent. American accent is the one which sucks.

[COLOMBEE93]

this has got to be worst jail in the world, and im from Colomnbia, this is amazing

[fuck3r1]

best prison in the world

[laguckanater]

Theres a rainbow at 2:52 :D

[xXTwiztidFaithXx]

Theres A Fucking Rainbow At The End When He's Leaving. Beast.

[lloydisgodlike]

what y'all need to do is go in there cell by cell and take every single weapon and if they dont co-operate dont feel guilty or shy and pop a cap in there noggin.

they do the crime and they should pay for it, simples...

[monkfighter123]

WOW now that prison is seriously loose i mean its actually like staying at a place were you can sleep free eat free and have weapons its just way to loose

[dangermous1968]

those ''guards'' are not guards they are referees and body removal service....

I'm sure 'some' even supplement their income with a little courier service. That prison is more like a little piece of hell on earth though.

[saltheboy]

LOL, pause 1:37 look at the grenade in his belt.

Wtf ..

Can anyone explain to me why the retarded prison leader allows this

[slothmister]

@saltheboy Corruption.

[BrianMalone89]

wow

[jxz1976]

worst.................. i cant imagine they've permitted the inmates to have fire arms inside the jail premises....

[750604]

Prison Guard asre armed here, very armed in deed, this asshole the star of this history, is a rookie, things are not like that, news and tv shows like this makes people more stupid and ignorant about situation in Colombia. all this is bullshit!

[partyatmccartys]

@750604 People speaking and or typing the way you do does not make Colombia look much better bro.

[750604]

In first place, Colombia with o not U, and this is not a principal prison, is a stationary place while, they go to max security, jail! The ignorance is huge, Fucking Brits dont know shit!

[rickypro01]

@750604 Y sigue siendo tan peligroso en la carcel de maxima seguridad?

[paintballur]

i like the rainbow at the end no homo

[MrShawodywody]

*facepalm

[hornywhitehottie]

Here's an ideal, disarm them.

[Islandbratha]

Man, I can't even get my hands on a grenade outside prison!! lol

[LNERfan]

Whoever runs that jail is retarded. Give the guards a fucking gun! or at least a knife!

[T1meW4st3d]

Jaw+floor=this jail

[Bobby3767]

i would love to go to that jail u basiclly do wat u want!

[Zinkyness]

Lunacy...

[miadriana420]

that one foo should trow his granade at the guards

[kpndavibe]

LoL this place is a joke nice food, bitches coming in and out get 2 still do your shit over your mobile and as long as you got at least 1 finger that can squeeze you'll be right.

[honest413]

Man thats what I call a 6 star prison all they need is a olimpic size pool they already got the hoz and brbq

[Lastspark]

So you get badass food, a nice place to sleep, all the sex you want and weapons of your choice. Sounds like a pretty badass prison... soo...why don't the prison guards take weapons and street clothes at the gates like they do in pretty much everywhere else in the world?

[mahesus1]

drop a jdam on that place. problem solved.

[conmazacote]

Might as well turn em' loose!

[snowmanstudioz]

sounds like fun....

[bleushift]

columbia really sucks ass at prisons remember pablo escobars prison? bubblebath and stuf jezus

[akmandem69]

It`s like unreal tournament, only this is very real!

[nataslider]

best idea ever !!

we need this in newzealand !!!

put all the crims in a prison, gaurds patrol the walls and let them kill each other thatll drop the crime rate here everyone be scared as hell to go to jail cause you get shot for fun....

the only thing is tht the gaurds should have flame throwers

[youtubalisation]

calling prostitutes to prison. WTF!

[rcsnakez77]

WHAAAAAAAAAAA....

[moOswe]

umm what the fuck?! The prisoners got guns and hand granades?! Now THATS fucked up!

[whatugundo]

u must have not seen the peruvian prisons and a few of the cuban one's there the same lol fuck even going to one of them would be intense !!!

[SolomonJonesIsBack]

It's Colombia, Columbia is a poetic name for the United States. Look it up.

[younoooob]

worst prison system lol ,corruption...............

[fueldbybeans]

WOW!! wtf? Wow! kind of cool!

[sowhat123]

what the fuck is this? jesus... it better bet a skit..

[DamienNeverwinter]

Too right!

[FRIENDLYMEXICANBOY]

my father live here

[Triniboi215]

wtf

[damnniceass]

It is Colombia not Columbia.

[wonger357]

Brits like adding random u's in their words

[1994england]

no its not prick

[MrRoflcopter00000000]

the prison gaurds should buy a tank that sure would shut the prisoners up

[CIApunisher916]

Harold has bigger brass balls than most 20 year olds in America. That young guy has to bust his ass for a measly 200 bucks a month just to put himself through law school so he can afford a better life than what is available in Bogota. That's some determination right there.

[repthea420]

you damn right

[ITZDAMOBB]

WOW

[GuiGa13100]

OMG that prisoner is packing a fucking UZI WTF that shit is crazy

[korg440]

Dude!!!!! prisoners with genades...... now that's wild!!!

[MrBanjingan]

@korg440

the difference is ..they are in jail..

that's all since they can get all

what they want just like in the outside....!!

[suchadambidiot]

@korg440 THATS NOT EVEN A PRISON IS IT!?!?!?!

[kennydejohn]

OMG did u hear him "I think i killed over 100 people"

[addisongfed2]

200 a month shiiitttttt no fuckin wonder

[ASIANBOYZPRODUCTION]

their system is so corrupt. i thought they are strict in implementing laws there, but i'm wrong...

[LucidDreamTricks]

Insane!

[thedcase]

why don't the army strip them of weapons? Well i suppose the more dead prisoners the better really.

[polarbear3333333333]

What in the hell kind of prison is this?! No wonder Columbia is such a shit hole. Totally unbelievable that some politicians thought this would be a good idea.

[CrazyChitTV]

it's not just Columbia all of Latin America is like this with the exception of Argentina.

[jimmyshep]

what has this world come to????

[VampiresRox]

Why the FUCK do prisoners have grenades and guns? They hope they'll all kill each other?

[bshaun2]

lol, He does his searches with a billy club? What kind of searches are we talking about here ?

[SolomonJonesIsBack]

Bend over, I need to perform a "search".

[laohermit]

one more thing any1 c a rainbow in the vid? ;p