I HATE DUCK FACE

[gypsyfreek]

The chimp had the best duck face

[nomad403]

At every Zooc video i'm like "FUCKING YES! THIS IS COMPLETELY DAMN TRUE!"

[Ironmanbearpig004]

Every time I see a duckface it makes me sick to my stomach.

[drago433]

smoking tobacco is also pointless and stupid.....

[IJUSTLOVETURTLES]

I can't keep a straight face at 1:12. I lose it every time, and by "it" I mean large quantities of semen.

[XXBenitaXX64]

I was thinking who came up with this crap then he said America and it was all claer should've guessed America stupid me sometimes tho some people just do it to make people laugh you know :) coz it does look funny

[omnw123]

He looks drunk

[Jontman42]

Why are the women orange!? Looks like they have some skin disease or something.

Orange skin + lipstick just looks dumb and unappealing to me. Actually even just lipstick does in most cases. Go ahead and call me weird if you like, but I prefer minimal make-up without changing the "natural look" too much, or with many women no make-up at all.

[dizitei]

@Jontman42 Because they think its also hot.

[GamingGuy03]

i have no friends.

[Lizardman0354]

Orange anthropomorphic ducks with catterpillers having sex on their faces are awesome, you don't know what yer talking bout man.

[sdegroot1]

God I need a drink after seeing those pictures....

[DarthRevan282828]

Nice tags.

[william0404]

3:40 holly shit shes just ugly ass fuck

[RandomPieGuy]

Pet peeve: Sluts whom dress like a slut and then complain about being treated like a slut.

[OneSexyGamer]

Some ass hole is in my pool...

[MrBadbaron]

Zooc has spoken!! We must obey!!

[C9R9D]

..those pictures...

Does anyone know a good way to clean vomit from carpet?

[Baxbound]

If you look at Zooc's facebook page, there is a pic of him doing a duck face. No joke.

[Agarwae]

@Baxbound Maybe it's because someone took a screenshot of 1:10 and resposted it? :P

[Baxbound]

@Agarwae I know, but it sure wasn't him who posted it to his facebook profile.

[ItsTheRealHoudini]

Monkey !

[Blackfile07]

i'm watching this vid because of the monkey thumbnail

[a0puncfan]

3:30 those women look like they're from Jersy... god damn jersy... I think Jersy's the armpit of America...

[UnDeadTroll47]

@a0puncfan Or the Hairy Infected snatch....Or is that the south(Not hating I hail form Georgia)

[undyingdespair]

Lol best video ever lol'd the whole time XD

[JoshuaFDTS]

6 skanks disliked this.

[rjc0234]

4:20 "you probarbly have alot of fiends" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL. on the freaking floor

[KaHa6uC4o]

For Metallica fans... Search "Robert Trujillo" on Google Images and you'll see the most horrific Duck Face ;/

[omgthatguyfromnorway]

It's beautiful when you do it zooc.

[hillichee]

liked for zooks duck face

[1ziber1]

thats not sexy ........

[Reyone13]

4:05 hahahahaha!

[Penucklepie]

Solution: Girls can't do the duck face if they have a dick in their mouth... Problem solved!

[BRDoney]

@fireknightgh123 SOPA/PIPA have been dropped ;D

[Praetorx14]

3:48 actually kinda looks like a duck...

[soggymaster]

This was absolutely hilarious, in my very humble opinion.

[BirdOfHermes666]

I think it's become less common, at least for people around my age. So that's nice.

[fireknightgh123]

SOPA's ganna get you for those pictures xD

[crazyawesome02]

thank god im smart and dont have stupid high school girls on my facebook making the "duckface". i love it even more when people bitch about it on their page and it pops up on my news feed then commenting saying "thank god i dont have to deal with it =D"

[Arealdruid]

lol "Spread awareness, fuck SOPA doesn't matter 'world crisis'... Girls need to stop doing the duck face"

Agree 100% with you Zooc. This generation of attention "whoring" is doing far more damage to to these girl's self image than any model/magazine could ever do.

[TotalSnivy]

1:12 FAP FAP FAP

[BloodyApocalypse]

i dont think any of my friends do that, at least i hope not D: ... btw Zooc, im keepin the pic i took of 1:12 xDLol

[TheWessywes]

When you did the face at the start I was laughing so hard :D

[OCreviews]

this is not a joke but one of those pics was my sister

[SlideMaster2007]

oh my god.. why didnt u warn me? I was eating bread.. then i saw this 1:15 .. i had to pick bread from my keyboard.....

[rhysbane]

that is a fucking retarded face good god!

[darqrider]

AAGREEED...!!!

[megsbud]

Zooc, I FUCKING love you.

[lolzerssd]

SOO FUNNY

[T0t4l0l4g3]

@bon937 I'm gonna come to ur house with a shotty -:(

[eisacenkovs]

what is SOPA? :D

[ThainVolgar]

damn zooc you are just awesome, i rlly enjoyed this video, i couldnt stand the duckface myself either, i will be sure to post this and link on my fb to make plp aware of how stupid they look adn to obey your words of awesomeness plz more of these hilarious rant about random shit they are amazing

[pomssi1]

I could listen to Zooc talk for an eternity...

[bon937]

Zooc when you duckface i laugh, because its so goddamn sexy on you

[MissMadel1]

And this is the reason why i don't have facebook :D

[MrRockhorn]

1:15, I found my new wallpaper. <3

[Want3dB]

"bang bang from the closet walls,

the schoolhouse halls,

the shotgun's loaded."

[sxyredheadxx]

I agree with ThePlasticSmoothie...us smart girls don't make that retarded face. I don't, and I want to punch the girls who do. ROFL you look hilarious when you do the duckface btw..

[ThePlasticSmoothie]

Trust me, Zooc, women with brains hate the duckface just as much as you do.

[smileinglasgow]

i dont know duck face to me is bad but i hate planking more and i hate owling even more

[arjanboogaart]

Duckfacehunt, now bundled with Super 3d Mario lands

[deafmonkey2]

i want to raise awarenes: doing this will not help you at all...

just like zooc saying stuff on youtube about his job and boss next vid he got fired.

[andr6192]

Lol - related video number 1; Zooc Draws - Jabba the Hutt

[Ubersniperkrop]

*Likes and adds to favourites*

Get that shit off there!

[BiddinWar]

*dukface*

*bang*

let the hunt begin! O.o

[EsEnKeI]

:D I totally agree with you. They look like sluts and nothing more :D:D:D The strangest thing is that i have seen smart,beautiful girls doing the duck face .....i laughed like insane :D:D:D

[GamingCrow]

Ive seen men doing this.....no...im not joking. Scared for life.

[musicaddicted777]

@GamingCrow scarred

[0xXSilentSandsXx0]

@GamingCrow Yea browsing facebook at friends house for fun...saw guy from our school doing it...i wanted to kill myself.

[musicaddicted777]

@GamingCrow no shit uve just seen it

[dizitei]

@GamingCrow Zooc did it.

[aimeebaines]

I think it's chicks trying to make heir lips bigger, cause all fashion chicks nowadays have huge lip[s ever since Angelina Jolie was made such a big deal.

[IceDefence]

The only person that makes me laugh at duck face xD

[Justinteezy]

skip to 2:12, press play... zooc. thanks for coming out man. i'll still accept you even with this change.. haha im just playin man

[TheoEvian]

That ginger would be soooo hot if she wasnt doing the FUCKING DUCKFACE! Only good thing is that here in czech republic nobody does this. I didn't know about it before I watched this video, but yes, Zooc, it is sooo retarded!

[greencz]

@TheoEvian nevim kam se díváš ale face je toho plnej od českejch holek :D

[Azarion196]

all social network sites should have a duckface show/hide checkbox

[f4t4lf4ll]

just comment "Bang...." under every duck face girl pic you can find. Just like the game Duck Hunt

[AlienMagi]

audio sync got a lil fucked in this one

[Enzone218]

I agree with zooc, it needs to stop. Fucking pissing me off now D:

[Zeghart]

Duckface? What is this unholy thing?

I always thought they were simply preparing themselves to give a blowjob.

[MissWintermane]

Duckface is retarded. Ffs. Gives me nightmares.

[Pyromaniacanon]

Oh god I was drinking milk when the pictures came up, I almost drowned laughing, and now the milk is everywhere.

[Chrillezy]

aka /watch?v=71d7F8OZ9cI :D

[pxdud]

agreed

[bowsicraft3]

lol

[pievendor2000]

fight against duck face, greater than fight against SOPA!

[Rhinan]

@pievendor2000 that is one of the most stupid comments I've read in the past month.

[TheOrnica]

4:15 ROFL

[DrakenGuardz]

3 ducks disliked this

[TimeSpex]

1:12 is NSFW

[karlcassiee]

1:12 rofl you made me spit out my redbull :(

[runedark612]

wow..ugly bitches!

[klan1231]

In Bulgaria we call such women "кифли".

[Radsicles]

Jimmy Page invented the 'Duckface' in the 1970's which means it is totally cool to do it :)

[AhhFa]

Duck face must die!

[RsZerker]

hahaha. this video made me fucking lol.

[Lorkin32]

damn it u made me spill coffee all over my shirt while laughing -.-

[TheQhozt]

Most of the chicks you showed are fucking ugly.....

[Satanloverbarrera]

Hahaha

[evlchick]

: - {} Zoocs "Duckface" is sexy.....

[jzflorider]

xD

[Dowly]

Ahahaha, nice duckface there Zooc!

But yeah, I agree, it makes the girl look like a fucking retard and I don't understand how they can't see it themselves.

[KennieFitz]

happy and proud to say that there is not one Duck Face on my profile =) haha

[IrishJohn023]

I agree with the smile Zooc, a girl with a pretty smile always wins me over.

[d3tach3d]

I hate that shit bro.

[iheartranch]

the fuck is duckface?



[MONSTEReXoARMY]

i think people who do the duck face bullshit look like fucking idiots

[gogi5585]

shit I finally know what it's called !!

[sajnascreed]

Why do you think I left Facebook? :(

[Tonysgames1]

Looks like someone needs to take a monster crap. Dear god. Thats not attractive.

[Buaam]

People are panicking and raising awareness about S.O.P.A, And Zooc is raising awareness about the duckface.

[night4345]

@Buaam duck face is more dangerous

[mauserdemauser]

@Buaam It's cause we care less about it in europe.

[eddysmine1]

@Buaam lol

[monkeymarf]

@Buaam like a bause :D

[rendwee]

I hate that women do this. I am a girl subscriber and will NEVER do the "Duck Face".

[MrDreamblade]

Duck face make me wanna kill a bitch

[PhoenixGodX]

holy shit duckface is ugly

[SlightestShade]

Every time i look at zooc i see a duck face now.

[Zralf]

i expected to hear a rant, i heard a public service announcement. good.

[mrsexyshane]

lost my shit when you did the duck face

[MrTheDegroot]

I know lots of people who do Duckface... and i make like 90% of them regret it=D

[D000m3]

XD!!!

[Boomkin3377]

This should have came out 5 years ago....

[Zralf]

haha, oh god, i paused at 1:12 because my friend skyped me, and when i return i see this XD

[AtheistMonster]

NOU! >:( )

SQUAWWWWWK!

[YonOtto]

I favourited this video as porn. soo fucking hot! nothing better than blow a huuuge load all over a beak! MMmmmm

[thatthat2]

zooc's duckface=my new screensaver

[Yourmothers911]

i had no idea that it was called that but after you said this i went thou the pics of a girl im banging and 9/10 pics are like that...

[Calthius333]

blowjobs with duck face lips hahahhahaaahhahahaha :P

[SilverGunZoO]

None of my friends do that.

[Centurion7882]

ce zici de ce-i acasa?!

[CheezWizification]

This sounds like a history lesson/PSA

[Dore914]

1:12 Pause. Fap.

[andreasfr1]

@Dore914 Yes.

[TotalSnivy]

@Dore914 HAHAHAH!!!!

[xDraedon]

@Dore914 I prefer 1:15.

[KitsuneWolfsbane]

As a girl: I am ashamed of my gender for doing this... also cute monkey

[nerdftw1]

@KitsuneWolfsbane  ALL MY RESPECT!

[zooryanzoo123]

ಠ_ಠ

[TeamLireya]

MIRROR-PHONE-DUCKFACE. This needs to die.

[75thewizard]

i had to alt-tab when he was showing the pictures of the duck face.

[raidtard]

1:11 to 1:16 you sexy boy. I want to have your kids!

[Pista1323]

3:29 - 4:04 is worse than lemonparty, 2 girls one cup and meatspin put together.

[inphuriated]

lulz at teh champ duck face, I believe my life is ruined now, thanks ^^ also needs moar botox and concrete or whatever they like to pump into their lips..

[WeMakeGarbage]

So many odd things piss you off and I fucking love it. Hilarious.

[sickatm]

Haha, laughed so hard when you did the face yourself.

[KevLo64]

1:13 lmfao

[rongdisk23]

Thankfully, the girls I know don't duck face, and I wouldn't have it any other way!

[GreenlandicNerd]

Why does Zooc have so much toilet paper in his room?

Fapmaster 2000!

[0411mb]

Zooc you forgot to do the peace sign with your hands

[Flintkarson]

I saw a duckface once, but then I ate an orange.. and everything was still not k

[MisterSanityClaus]

4:06-4:17 Made of epic and win! You rock, Zooc!

[adam67]

The fake, orange tans are also disgusting.

[Goatsis]

How to stop female duckface: Male duckface. They will see how fucking stupid it looks.

[BaneRain]

FACEBOOK DUCKHUNT!!! WHENEVER YOU SEE SOMEONE ON YOUR PROFILE DOING A DUCKFACE, TYPE "BANG!" IN THE COMMENTS OF THEIR PICTURE. GOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Way2Canadian]

@BaneRain looooooooool

[TheKrautGames]

@BaneRain You Sir are a brilliant man :D

[devilcry20005]

@BaneRain MEGA LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrPyrotic]

@BaneRain Hahahahaha will do sir!

[DebberzLovesFF]

girls.. eugh.. and i'm a girl!

[FoT0N]

True Story , GIRLS !!!!! A lovely smile is enough !! btw. love the catapillars f*ckin idea.. xDDD

[spawnedblood]

should probably send those girls this link whenever you see the duckface

[grimjawful]

whats a friend

[LightninLew]

Haha, pretty much all of Youtube is trying to bash SOPA & PIPA, Zooc is raising awareness about the skankiness of duckface. This is why he is the champ.

[reymysterio14100]

I fucking love zoocs rants

[Jack000Ripper]

Not gonna lie, despite the duckface, I would fuck most of those women

[15jarrod]

hahaha 14 to 15 year old high school respectable girls lol XD best joke ever

[LightninLew]

I do stuff like this to fuck pictures up. There is not one photo on Facebook of me looking normal, in fact I'm not sure if one even exists. I am extremely proud of this, it's the only thing in my life I take pride in.

[ProfessorCyan]

:v