Kind of a dumb joke. It's like a dirty double entendre, except it doesn't make sense on the innocent level, so it's more of a single entendre. It's basically just "heh, what if she fucked something."
I get it. A tripod has three sticking point and every girl has at least three holes where they can shove a dick (realistically): their mouth, their vag and their @ss.
What's there not to get. The only trouble with the joke is time and place and that's the secret to good comedy. Know your audience.
@mrbrockpeters Are you serious? Haha, thats not the punchline at all. Basically think back to her sex tape than then you will get it. (When making a sex tape people usually put their camera on a tripop)
its not a shitty joke he called her a huge media slut infront of a camera ''imagine what she could DO to a tri-pod'' .....drrrrrr dat means she get gang banged by 3 black rods........hence tripod. its not jeffs fault your all dumb lol
@TheTimeSphere wasnt being funny, but again its not jeffs fault you didnt get a very simple joke, why dont you try dane cook? that seems more your level
@conner1ize she makes love to a camera "by posing for it" imagin what she can do with a tripod meaning because a tripod having 3 long rods to stand it up she would literly make love to it by having sex with it's 3 long rods.....jeff ross is funny, this was one of his worse jokes and your a pretentious dick
@conner1ize i wasn't explaning the joke too you i was prooving that I get the joke, which makes your original comment to me obsolete, and no you never Just said that you just said it wasn't jeff's fault I didn't get it and to try dane cook...dumb ass you being told off by so many people you can't even keep track of your convos
@conner1ize oh don't my 11 year old friend I was marley explaining that everything you said to me was wrong and called you a dumb ass since that's what you had to resort to calling me first, however, I couldn't be less mad about anything a child says to me on youtube but anyway man I got the joke and it wasn't that good, stop callin everyone dumb cuz your the only 1 who found the joke funny and other then that I'm done cuz now your just saying shit to have the last word
@conner1ize shut up you stupid cunt, im pretty sure everyone got it. Stop telling yourself you're of a higher intelligence than everyone else when in actual fact the joke was fucking shit, thats why no one found it funny
@cawthy07 is that your tough guy talk? your soooooo tough and scary ='[ btw the title of the video is ''jeff ross tells a joke NO ONE GETS''...not jeff tells a great joke no one likes. your so dumb XD lol holy fuck
@conner1ize No its called "swearing" I'm not sure if you would of heard of it, its a pretty new idea involving certain words and phrases. By the way have you been a pseudo intellectual long?? You seem to be calling a lot of people "dumbass, idiot and retarded" classic signs of a pseudo
Jeff Ross is still the 2nd best roaster who ever lived (Greg Giraldo will always be #1). Kudos to both of these talented comedians. May they rise in heaven and meet their God, George Carlin.
@MeestaBojangles Except for his performance at the Sheen roast....god he was awful there...as well as the rest of them. I think he's getting a little desperate in his old age.
he should have said Yoga poses...not origami...the crowd were thinking, "what the fuck do origami poses look like?" when he hit them with the punchline.
Yeah I don't think he set the rythmn up properly. Definately a funny joke and if you know Jeff Ross' humour, you can almost anticipate the punchline before he gets there. Just a wierd delivery, I thought.
I can see Kimmel not getting it because of his career path - originally knowing how to tell a joke well and instead, becoming a freeze-dried Hollywood fake.
God, he was so good on that old game show, as the foil for Gentle Ben.
@dennysanders i hate dane cook and i never said the joke in this video was funny. you simply stated one has to think hard about the joke which is absurd
@dennysanders read your original comment again. if you don't realize how i inferred from that that you thought EVERYONE had to think hard about the joke thaaaaan you're a dumbdumb
@slapmyfunkybass ...you misspelled a word in your intelligent comment...i think you may have even used the wrong word...instead of "aren't" you may have wanted to use the word "isn't"....but i could be wrong
@slapmyfunkybass you're incorrect. when referring to an audience as a single unit, it is indeed singular. in the context you used, "isn't" would have been correct instead of "aren't"
ok none of you seem to get this joke. its not about her using the tripod as a dildo or something, a "tripod" is someone with a really long dick, so its like they have 3 legs, like a tripod
The joke works like this: If she can make love that good with a camera (a clunky and non-sensual shaped object), imagine what she can do with a tripod (the thing a camera stands on(when closed together a big long shaped object..)
@silviiak your right it should be obvious haha.... tripod = short guy with a huge dong / a camera with 3 legs, it was an ok joke tho not that great, but he is fuckin funny
tripod - n. - something that holds a camera. Alt - A guy with such a big dick that it touches the ground.
Double Entendre - n - a figure of speech in which a spoken phrase is devised to be understood in either of two ways. Often the first (more obvious) meaning is straightforward, while the second meaning is less so: often risqué, inappropriate, or ironic.
@00Mandingo00 I'd make it a triple entendre because the show he originally made the joke on was about dogs. A tripod is a dog with 3 legs. What a win.
Well, it's a joke. It's just not a very good one. Nothing against Mr. Ross here, but that joke either wasn't very well 'performed' (I mean, other comedians could have taken the same joke and done something more creative with it) or it's simply not the best joke this man has ever told. I'll have a look for other stuff he's done in the meantime.
EmoSceneKid is just one of those people who think they're better than everyone else for hating what other people enjoy. Popular comedians, popular music, etc. Just because someone is famous, doesn't make them any worse at their profession than someone lesser known.
@Wedgewick His humor is just too over-played and cliche. The roast jokes are always the same set of few jokes, with an addition of a few about whomever they're roasting. He sky rocketed to the top because he gives simple humor that the simple majority of the population can titter about.
it aint that no one got it . . it just aint funny. pretentious ass mufuckas tryna act all elite and exclusive and shit like only they got it I'm sure most people did.
@EmoGirlFail. Listen, you state that you want people to reply to your comments logically, when clearly you aren't yourself. When that user posted a comment that pertained to Paris Hilton and her three holes, you knew exactly what he/she meant. To me, you disliked Jeff Ross before you watched this video so you have a pessimistic mindset.
@Emericanization I dislike him because he isn't funny. He belongs to Comedy Central which isn't funny either. He's never done a thing to be in the Friars Club. It's just another example of how everything in modern life is going to shit because of businesses trying to make a buck. Producing shit jokes and spreading them onto every Americans TV. There is really no art or ability in it anymore.
@Hamgammy Dude, you're putting shit together that isn't there. Technically, women have 10 accessible holes on the surface of their bodies. He doesn't put much thought into his jokes. Part of being a good comedian is making jokes that make sense. If they don't make sense, they belong in "Disaster Movie" or one of those other stupid, non-humorous spoof movies.
Sorry Jeff, you're just not funny. I heard him on Opie and Anthony. He really doesn't go along with bits, he doesn't know comedy and what's funny. Then again, he's Comedy Central's show pony, so who would expect him to be talented?
@rawjhaw Emo fail? How about you come up with something that requires some thought? And "emo fail" isn't a fucking sentence, dumbass. Use some logic, shit for brains. I eagerly await your next, useless response. By the way, you have horrible musical taste. Seriously, Eric Clapton is a fucking tool. He is to music what you were to your mother. An utter disappointment.
@EmoSceneKid654 bwahahah - relax dude. and you're seeing those Clapton videos only because they're the most recent ones I upped. I'm not a "Clapton fan" - those two songs are merely sentimental soundbytes from when I was younger. Take your emo-anger back over to my site and check out all my vids - I bet there's something there you'll love : x relaxxxxxx
@rawjhaw Alright, looking at your favorites it seems you do have some taste with the Andy McKee, Monty Python, and Rush favorites you have. Sorry for being a dick. Even though we may not have the same taste in music, we both love music, so I guess we have to settle with that. Once again, sorry for being a dick, you were just a victim in one of my political fueled rages. In the end, you're pretty cool.
@EmoSceneKid654 If u look it that way, he is mediocre. Carlin is too far away, but still. When it comes to roast people he is hillarious. Watch "Jeff Ross roast of Emmitt Smith".
@arberkusari I'll watch it. It just pisses me off that a comedian like him is instantly recognized by a huge percentage of the population, but real comedians with a lot of real talent go unnoticed because they won't drop the words "cunt" or "twat" from their routine.
I don't get it.
KrfNYC2 6 hours ago
what a shitty shirt. Self-serving asshole.
killustrator 6 days ago
@killustrator but so is gene simmons. lol
SidewaysJaySmith 4 days ago
fucking hilarious
espnchris 1 week ago
Some lady said, "That's awful." lmfao that was a terrible joke
HistoriesHero 2 weeks ago
I don't think it's that bad a joke, you just need to know what comedy is
DeusDevoid 2 weeks ago
a swing and a miss.
vejolta 2 weeks ago
Kind of a dumb joke. It's like a dirty double entendre, except it doesn't make sense on the innocent level, so it's more of a single entendre. It's basically just "heh, what if she fucked something."
handsomebrick 2 weeks ago
Well he set himself up as a 'comedian'. Only himself to blame...
Planetoxo 2 weeks ago
I get it. A tripod has three sticking point and every girl has at least three holes where they can shove a dick (realistically): their mouth, their vag and their @ss.
What's there not to get. The only trouble with the joke is time and place and that's the secret to good comedy. Know your audience.
mrbrockpeters 3 weeks ago
@mrbrockpeters Are you serious? Haha, thats not the punchline at all. Basically think back to her sex tape than then you will get it. (When making a sex tape people usually put their camera on a tripop)
metathus1488 2 weeks ago
@metathus1488 That is a good point. Never thought of that. ha ha
mrbrockpeters 2 weeks ago
@metathus1488 Too many levels of meaning! Brain hurty!
gazetronix 1 week ago
Wasn't that bad, wasn't great either. Sometimes if you have good pacing you can sneak a mediocre joke like that in and still get a laugh out of it.
AColonDashSix 3 weeks ago
eeehhh......wat
S190K 4 weeks ago
its not a shitty joke he called her a huge media slut infront of a camera ''imagine what she could DO to a tri-pod'' .....drrrrrr dat means she get gang banged by 3 black rods........hence tripod. its not jeffs fault your all dumb lol
conner1ize 4 weeks ago
@conner1ize your sense of humor failed
TheTimeSphere 3 weeks ago
@TheTimeSphere wasnt being funny, but again its not jeffs fault you didnt get a very simple joke, why dont you try dane cook? that seems more your level
conner1ize 3 weeks ago
@conner1ize Or maybe they just didnt find it funny because it was fucking lame
cawthy07 3 weeks ago
@conner1ize she makes love to a camera "by posing for it" imagin what she can do with a tripod meaning because a tripod having 3 long rods to stand it up she would literly make love to it by having sex with it's 3 long rods.....jeff ross is funny, this was one of his worse jokes and your a pretentious dick
TheTimeSphere 3 weeks ago
@TheTimeSphere ugh no shit thats what i just said dumb ass
conner1ize 3 weeks ago
@conner1ize i wasn't explaning the joke too you i was prooving that I get the joke, which makes your original comment to me obsolete, and no you never Just said that you just said it wasn't jeff's fault I didn't get it and to try dane cook...dumb ass you being told off by so many people you can't even keep track of your convos
TheTimeSphere 3 weeks ago
@TheTimeSphere ........i feel sorry for you =/ ........so mad over something so dumb
conner1ize 3 weeks ago
@conner1ize oh don't my 11 year old friend I was marley explaining that everything you said to me was wrong and called you a dumb ass since that's what you had to resort to calling me first, however, I couldn't be less mad about anything a child says to me on youtube but anyway man I got the joke and it wasn't that good, stop callin everyone dumb cuz your the only 1 who found the joke funny and other then that I'm done cuz now your just saying shit to have the last word
TheTimeSphere 3 weeks ago
@conner1ize shut up you stupid cunt, im pretty sure everyone got it. Stop telling yourself you're of a higher intelligence than everyone else when in actual fact the joke was fucking shit, thats why no one found it funny
cawthy07 3 weeks ago
@cawthy07 is that your tough guy talk? your soooooo tough and scary ='[ btw the title of the video is ''jeff ross tells a joke NO ONE GETS''...not jeff tells a great joke no one likes. your so dumb XD lol holy fuck
conner1ize 3 weeks ago
@conner1ize No its called "swearing" I'm not sure if you would of heard of it, its a pretty new idea involving certain words and phrases. By the way have you been a pseudo intellectual long?? You seem to be calling a lot of people "dumbass, idiot and retarded" classic signs of a pseudo
cawthy07 3 weeks ago
@cawthy07 .........you must be bipolar
conner1ize 3 weeks ago
@conner1ize Whats a white bear got to do with it......... TROLOLOLOL
cawthy07 3 weeks ago
his quoting a script line guys, dudes just don't know what a tripod is. lol
GuitarSongs21 1 month ago
I'm guessing ... take well-composed pictures?
tjman543 1 month ago
Ross is funnier than any1 anyway
TheHerbSaint 1 month ago
hahahaha I get it
munkfunk123 1 month ago
Yeah terrible joke. But damn good roaster.
Number1HB 1 month ago
I think he means "try pot".
tsdf2 1 month ago
what
thekingofbs 1 month ago
I don't get it actually.
TheXRealXBrapp 1 month ago
I love his shirt!
kisscrash 1 month ago
you cant make jeff ross look bad, i rolf just by looking at him
NaYarB04 1 month ago
@NaYarB04 i roll on laughing floor just trying to decipher youtube comments.
awesomefgorgeous 1 month ago
So he had a bad joke, big deal. Charlie Sheen roast, Ross at his finest hahahahahaha
bluefire199 1 month ago
ohhh i get it lol, paris hilton and a tri-pod...
titteringfiend1 1 month ago
I get it, sort of, I think you have to be more in sync with his mind to understand the link... after a while I was like "ah" though, haha
tsoukinator 1 month ago
i think its funny that the people didnt laugh like the awkwardness of it was funny XD
MrYayo87 1 month ago
lol, thats a funny joke!! how no one gets it!!
Krounz44 1 month ago
tss tss or somptin
TheJcutty 2 months ago
That's a funny joke! What's wrong with these people?
emosucks89 2 months ago
That was a funny joke that was easy to get, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
HomicidalEntity 2 months ago
u know not just anyone can be a comedian n alot arent funny, Jeff is great
OfficialJohnnysMind 2 months ago
Jeff Ross is still the 2nd best roaster who ever lived (Greg Giraldo will always be #1). Kudos to both of these talented comedians. May they rise in heaven and meet their God, George Carlin.
MeestaBojangles 2 months ago 6
@MeestaBojangles Except for his performance at the Sheen roast....god he was awful there...as well as the rest of them. I think he's getting a little desperate in his old age.
dakotadenverdexter 2 months ago
@MeestaBojangles Ummm no. Dean Martin makes them look retarted. Get F’ing real dude.
MrMike2283100 4 days ago
@MeestaBojangles
I just wish Jeff Ross died at the same time that Greg Giraldo did.
sliver321123 1 day ago
I got it. It's not funny. So what? You think the audience was just too dumb to get it? No, they didn't laugh because it wasn't funny.
Executus300 2 months ago
i still love JEFF ROSS
hintsa09 2 months ago
Dumb mistake, he should know better than to play on words with a studio audience, serves him right.
tjmac7 3 months ago
youre all idiots - by tripod, he is referring to a man with 3 legs (ie big penis)
MetYsJa 3 months ago
dude. where can i find this animated show??
HighDefDownLow 3 months ago
um.....i got it
lapo14 3 months ago
me no get....
zzdre 4 months ago
I get it but it's a shitty joke.
corr14 4 months ago 45
@corr14
tripod to fuck her 3 orifices, since a tripod has 3 pods.
ChainsawvsDMT 2 months ago
a tripod is what you set your video camera on while you make a sex tape
thomasj916 4 months ago
i think the people got the joke its just the joke wasnt that funny. Maybe thats why Ive never heard of that show
adamk4747 4 months ago
what is a tripod ? English is 3ed language
TomsMVP 4 months ago
@TomsMVP a tripod is a stand (for a camera speaker etc) with 3 legs
nuberiffic 4 months ago
@nuberiffic ok , now what can she do with a tripod ?:D
TomsMVP 4 months ago
@TomsMVP a gentleman never tells ;)
nuberiffic 4 months ago
he should have said Yoga poses...not origami...the crowd were thinking, "what the fuck do origami poses look like?" when he hit them with the punchline.
MaladaptiveCatalyst 4 months ago 2
THIS IS MY SECOND TIME WATCHING THIS BECAUSE I CLICKED ON RELATED VIDEO WHICH SUCKED AND I HIT THE BACK BUTTON
arizonagolf3 4 months ago
oh yeah and I think the phrase "origami poses" threw everyone off a bit. That's all I'll say. I'm a huge Ross fan though.
djoh1186 5 months ago
Yeah I don't think he set the rythmn up properly. Definately a funny joke and if you know Jeff Ross' humour, you can almost anticipate the punchline before he gets there. Just a wierd delivery, I thought.
djoh1186 5 months ago
I can see Kimmel not getting it because of his career path - originally knowing how to tell a joke well and instead, becoming a freeze-dried Hollywood fake.
God, he was so good on that old game show, as the foil for Gentle Ben.
Sic Gloria Comedia Mundi Whatever.
7855waldo 5 months ago
he means she could fuck herself with the tripod
1harrynolan 5 months ago
@1harrynolan he means like a dog with 3 legs >.>
Soviet127 5 months ago
ok everyone on here is like "if you dont get it, your a retard". i dont really get it... so someone explain it.
pcigroot 5 months ago
i get it but its stupid
BROOKLYNBALLER45 5 months ago 6
Wow there are some stupid people on his show. It's was funny but looks like the JK shows audience is dumb fucks
reeshdar 5 months ago
its a bad joke...period
none of that IF U DONT GET IT YOUR DUMB
how bout if its not funny its not funny faggot
mdsklz 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i saw jeff ross back when he had the show with dana carvey. brilliant actor.
sqazsquat 5 months ago
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sqazsquat 5 months ago
"no one gets it" with that mentality anyone can be a comedian.. just blame the fail on the audience.
it was a bad joke, that's all.
i like this guy's roast material.. but this joke sucked that's why no one laughed
bratanvova 5 months ago 29
jimmy kimmels show is a piece of shit and so is his audience lol
Schutzstaffel23 5 months ago
jimmy kimmels audience needs to be full of retards for it to stay afloat. it's pathetic.
baldingmoose 5 months ago
He sounds just like Jeff Garlin.
Purrrsuasive1 5 months ago
how do you not get it? the audience are fucking nerds.
trams33 6 months ago
haha i get it
steviousdevious 6 months ago
he shouldnt feel stupid the slow audience didnt get it
imcrazy85 6 months ago
he's saying he's the tripod on that scenario (guy with a dick as big as his 2 legs)
kevingalls 7 months ago
@kevingalls u trolling or just retarded? no he's not saying that.
MegaPupucaca 5 months ago
@kevingalls if thats what he means then i dont understand how someone would get that. many things could be taken as a tripod.
pcigroot 5 months ago
@kevingalls thats how i interpreted it.... someone else said he means she can fuck herself with a tripod i was like huh?
doctordoctordocism 4 months ago
not so much as the audience "not getting the joke" as to the delivery of the joke being off.. the stutter was evident in the beginning..
4N6dub 7 months ago
@4N6dub i got it. even with the stutter. its hard being on a show like that compared to being on a roast where you have matirial somewhere on you
nitendubsinc 7 months ago
that's a great joke
it was his fault for wasting it on jimmy kimmel audience...
Serpico69 7 months ago
@SelassieSay ....that's what i said, dipshit
dennysanders 7 months ago
lol when you have to think this hard about the meaning of a joke....it's not that great of a joke
dennysanders 7 months ago
@dennysanders if you need to think hard about that joke... you're a bit retarded
jeezuschryst 7 months ago
@jeezuschryst oh i didn't think too hard about it...just didn't find it very funny
dennysanders 7 months ago
@dennysanders suuuuuuuuuuure
jeezuschryst 7 months ago
@jeezuschryst lol i'm assuming your bar on comedy is set pretty low...i'll bet your a big dane cook fan huh
dennysanders 7 months ago
@dennysanders i hate dane cook and i never said the joke in this video was funny. you simply stated one has to think hard about the joke which is absurd
jeezuschryst 7 months ago
@jeezuschryst ...right i never said i had to...you just assumed
dennysanders 7 months ago
@dennysanders it was implied by your original statement ffs
jeezuschryst 7 months ago
@jeezuschryst ....i guess "implied" and "your assumption" is kinda close...
dennysanders 7 months ago
@dennysanders read your original comment again. if you don't realize how i inferred from that that you thought EVERYONE had to think hard about the joke thaaaaan you're a dumbdumb
jeezuschryst 7 months ago
@jeezuschryst ...really? cuz i think the word i used was "you"...how you infer "everyone" is your own business...but you're wrong dumbdumb
dennysanders 7 months ago
@dennysanders yet you replied to noone, thus 'you' meaning 'one', meaning everyone
jeezuschryst 7 months ago
@jeezuschryst lol ok if u say so....victory is yours!
dennysanders 7 months ago
this is a funny joke.... the truth is the audience just arn't intelligent enough to actually work it out!
slapmyfunkybass 8 months ago 2
@slapmyfunkybass ...you misspelled a word in your intelligent comment...i think you may have even used the wrong word...instead of "aren't" you may have wanted to use the word "isn't"....but i could be wrong
dennysanders 7 months ago
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slapmyfunkybass 7 months ago
@slapmyfunkybass ..."audience" is singular...no? "audiences" is the plural....but i did enjoy playing...thanks =)
dennysanders 7 months ago
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slapmyfunkybass 7 months ago
@slapmyfunkybass ....oh i'm sorry, you said "peoples"...my mistake...i thought you said "audience"...damn, i need to have my eyes checked
dennysanders 7 months ago
@slapmyfunkybass you're incorrect. when referring to an audience as a single unit, it is indeed singular. in the context you used, "isn't" would have been correct instead of "aren't"
jeezuschryst 7 months ago
He is usually more clever with his jokes, I think he just made that up on the spot and it came out flat.
thebestlawyerintown 8 months ago
yeye most didnt fully get it, but the joke was still clever and jeff is just as funny
geppegep 8 months ago
jeff made where my dogs at?! i didnt know that
GamingSho 8 months ago
ok none of you seem to get this joke. its not about her using the tripod as a dildo or something, a "tripod" is someone with a really long dick, so its like they have 3 legs, like a tripod
redsox95100 9 months ago
Dumb people, + stupid uploader who got some stupid sound in it...
Muffershof 9 months ago
the audience are all a bunch of fucking retards
webba0000000069 9 months ago 49
lol clueless people... "makin love to a camera think what she cant do with tripod".... tripod has three long poles think about it lol.
NOFOCKYOU 10 months ago
camera: in public
tripod: making a sex tape
whattheheck123 10 months ago 3
The joke works like this: If she can make love that good with a camera (a clunky and non-sensual shaped object), imagine what she can do with a tripod (the thing a camera stands on(when closed together a big long shaped object..)
MartinWilliamPasser 10 months ago
If you don't get that joke you are seriously retarded and should kill yourself to make evolution work faster.
lolololort 10 months ago 33
@lolololort hahahahahahahahahaha
nocstud 5 months ago
@lolololort that would be more like natural selection
HughyQuella 5 months ago
@lolololort lolz harsh, but true.
doctordoctordocism 4 months ago
i got it but it just wasnt funny. he is a funny guy though...however this joke sucked.
twist3dh3at 10 months ago
I came here from Johnny Carson clips. I'm going back.
toneeeeeee 11 months ago
if u dont get the joke ur fucking stupid
silviiak 11 months ago 3
@silviiak your right it should be obvious haha.... tripod = short guy with a huge dong / a camera with 3 legs, it was an ok joke tho not that great, but he is fuckin funny
xkillthefragilex 10 months ago
tripod - n. - something that holds a camera. Alt - A guy with such a big dick that it touches the ground.
Double Entendre - n - a figure of speech in which a spoken phrase is devised to be understood in either of two ways. Often the first (more obvious) meaning is straightforward, while the second meaning is less so: often risqué, inappropriate, or ironic.
"Smart" people humor...
00Mandingo00 11 months ago
@00Mandingo00 I'd make it a triple entendre because the show he originally made the joke on was about dogs. A tripod is a dog with 3 legs. What a win.
weareribbons 3 months ago
Well, it's a joke. It's just not a very good one. Nothing against Mr. Ross here, but that joke either wasn't very well 'performed' (I mean, other comedians could have taken the same joke and done something more creative with it) or it's simply not the best joke this man has ever told. I'll have a look for other stuff he's done in the meantime.
freakystyley4000 11 months ago
the crowd was a bunch of fucking idiots is why they didn't get it, same with kimmel
MrBenIPresume 11 months ago
Its not a hard joke to understand. Paris Hilton is a slut and she fucks things. It's just not very funny.
kaeleak1 11 months ago
What a dumb audience.
1983Jacko 11 months ago 2
Too soon Jeff too soon
jinpartyji 1 year ago
tripod = hold camera = has 3 legs (duh) = Paris hilton = good day for the media
aronbergpalsson 1 year ago
oh, and the audience DID get the joke in this clip, btw.
it just took em 2 seconds and then they laughed ....fairly. because it was only a fairly funny joke
pasusuel 1 year ago
tripod- because she was penetrated in three holes in her sex video
OKandNOWwhat 1 year ago
EmoSceneKid is just one of those people who think they're better than everyone else for hating what other people enjoy. Popular comedians, popular music, etc. Just because someone is famous, doesn't make them any worse at their profession than someone lesser known.
Wedgewick 1 year ago
@Wedgewick His humor is just too over-played and cliche. The roast jokes are always the same set of few jokes, with an addition of a few about whomever they're roasting. He sky rocketed to the top because he gives simple humor that the simple majority of the population can titter about.
EmoSceneKid654 1 year ago
Jimmy Kimmel's audience don't seem to be too smart...I'm not surprised
jebussaves1 1 year ago
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that is what you get when you are too smart...
sschat 1 year ago
it aint that no one got it . . it just aint funny. pretentious ass mufuckas tryna act all elite and exclusive and shit like only they got it I'm sure most people did.
4NrAGS 1 year ago 2
See, I think this joke is hilarious. Sometimes you just don't have the right audience. Just ask Larry David.
jont43 1 year ago
joke=average....kimmels studio audience=not smart
TheUnknown570 1 year ago 3
ha! instantly he knew it was a bomb.
filler01 1 year ago
Tripod means a big dick. Like a third leg of sorts. People are dumb.
JoeyBieg 1 year ago
Did I seriously just not hear an audience laugh at a Jeff Ross joke?
Wow, I guess there really is a "first time for everything", as they say.
R.I.P. Greg Giraldo
BrutalAsHell 1 year ago
I get this joke... Why dont you, Major2219?
luekdethwish 1 year ago
@EmoGirlFail. Listen, you state that you want people to reply to your comments logically, when clearly you aren't yourself. When that user posted a comment that pertained to Paris Hilton and her three holes, you knew exactly what he/she meant. To me, you disliked Jeff Ross before you watched this video so you have a pessimistic mindset.
Emericanization 1 year ago
@Emericanization I dislike him because he isn't funny. He belongs to Comedy Central which isn't funny either. He's never done a thing to be in the Friars Club. It's just another example of how everything in modern life is going to shit because of businesses trying to make a buck. Producing shit jokes and spreading them onto every Americans TV. There is really no art or ability in it anymore.
EmoSceneKid654 1 year ago
lmao tripod! for all you idiots, tripod has three legs...women have three holes....do the math dumbasses
Hamgammy 1 year ago
@Hamgammy Dude, you're putting shit together that isn't there. Technically, women have 10 accessible holes on the surface of their bodies. He doesn't put much thought into his jokes. Part of being a good comedian is making jokes that make sense. If they don't make sense, they belong in "Disaster Movie" or one of those other stupid, non-humorous spoof movies.
EmoSceneKid654 1 year ago
@EmoSceneKid654
You have 11 holes. The extra is for your new asshole.
JorshWarshington 1 year ago
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Sorry Jeff, you're just not funny. I heard him on Opie and Anthony. He really doesn't go along with bits, he doesn't know comedy and what's funny. Then again, he's Comedy Central's show pony, so who would expect him to be talented?
EmoSceneKid654 1 year ago
@EmoSceneKid654
He's excellent at Roasting people though.
Major2219 1 year ago 28
@Major2219 He was pretty good at the first couple modern roasts, but it's all about Lisa Lampanelli's cunt at the roasts now.
EmoSceneKid654 1 year ago
@Major2219
hes fairly funny at most.
He is one of those roasters that thinks he can shok the audience with beeing rude for no reason etc etc.
and ofcourse the audience always gives him a fitting act , asif they are surprised by the shocking rudeness.
cheap trics, cheap trics.
Wanna see a GOOD roast? whatch richard priors roast.
chevy chase said it best at his own 2nd roast. people with no talent beeing rude (or something of that nature)
pasusuel 1 year ago
@pasusuel you wouldnt know comedy if it pitched a tent in your ass
lookitsagrape1 1 year ago
@EmoSceneKid654 emo fail
rawjhaw 1 year ago
@rawjhaw Emo fail? How about you come up with something that requires some thought? And "emo fail" isn't a fucking sentence, dumbass. Use some logic, shit for brains. I eagerly await your next, useless response. By the way, you have horrible musical taste. Seriously, Eric Clapton is a fucking tool. He is to music what you were to your mother. An utter disappointment.
EmoSceneKid654 1 year ago
@EmoSceneKid654 bwahahah - relax dude. and you're seeing those Clapton videos only because they're the most recent ones I upped. I'm not a "Clapton fan" - those two songs are merely sentimental soundbytes from when I was younger. Take your emo-anger back over to my site and check out all my vids - I bet there's something there you'll love : x relaxxxxxx
rawjhaw 1 year ago
@rawjhaw Alright, looking at your favorites it seems you do have some taste with the Andy McKee, Monty Python, and Rush favorites you have. Sorry for being a dick. Even though we may not have the same taste in music, we both love music, so I guess we have to settle with that. Once again, sorry for being a dick, you were just a victim in one of my political fueled rages. In the end, you're pretty cool.
EmoSceneKid654 1 year ago
@EmoSceneKid654 R u kidding me ? When it comes to Roast people, there is no better one.
arberkusari 1 year ago
@arberkusari He's mediocre at best. If you want comedy, listen to Louis C.K. or George Carlin. Something with a little thought process involved.
EmoSceneKid654 1 year ago
@EmoSceneKid654 If u look it that way, he is mediocre. Carlin is too far away, but still. When it comes to roast people he is hillarious. Watch "Jeff Ross roast of Emmitt Smith".
arberkusari 1 year ago
@arberkusari I'll watch it. It just pisses me off that a comedian like him is instantly recognized by a huge percentage of the population, but real comedians with a lot of real talent go unnoticed because they won't drop the words "cunt" or "twat" from their routine.
EmoSceneKid654 1 year ago