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  • I don't get it.

  • what a shitty shirt. Self-serving asshole.

  • @killustrator but so is gene simmons. lol

  • fucking hilarious 

  • Some lady said, "That's awful." lmfao that was a terrible joke

  • I don't think it's that bad a joke, you just need to know what comedy is

  • a swing and a miss.

  • Kind of a dumb joke. It's like a dirty double entendre, except it doesn't make sense on the innocent level, so it's more of a single entendre. It's basically just "heh, what if she fucked something."

  • Well he set himself up as a 'comedian'. Only himself to blame...

  • I get it. A tripod has three sticking point and every girl has at least three holes where they can shove a dick (realistically): their mouth, their vag and their @ss.

    What's there not to get. The only trouble with the joke is time and place and that's the secret to good comedy. Know your audience.

  • @mrbrockpeters Are you serious? Haha, thats not the punchline at all. Basically think back to her sex tape than then you will get it. (When making a sex tape people usually put their camera on a tripop)

  • @metathus1488 That is a good point. Never thought of that. ha ha

  • @metathus1488 Too many levels of meaning! Brain hurty!

  • Wasn't that bad, wasn't great either. Sometimes if you have good pacing you can sneak a mediocre joke like that in and still get a laugh out of it.

  • eeehhh......wat

  • its not a shitty joke he called her a huge media slut infront of a camera ''imagine what she could DO to a tri-pod'' .....drrrrrr dat means she get gang banged by 3 black rods........hence tripod. its not jeffs fault your all dumb lol

  • @conner1ize your sense of humor failed

  • @TheTimeSphere wasnt being funny, but again its not jeffs fault you didnt get a very simple joke, why dont you try dane cook? that seems more your level

  • @conner1ize Or maybe they just didnt find it funny because it was fucking lame

  • @conner1ize she makes love to a camera "by posing for it" imagin what she can do with a tripod meaning because a tripod having 3 long rods to stand it up she would literly make love to it by having sex with it's 3 long rods.....jeff ross is funny, this was one of his worse jokes and your a pretentious dick

  • @TheTimeSphere ugh no shit thats what i just said dumb ass

  • @conner1ize i wasn't explaning the joke too you i was prooving that I get the joke, which makes your original comment to me obsolete, and no you never Just said that you just said it wasn't jeff's fault I didn't get it and to try dane cook...dumb ass you being told off by so many people you can't even keep track of your convos

  • @TheTimeSphere ........i feel sorry for you =/ ........so mad over something so dumb

  • @conner1ize oh don't my 11 year old friend I was marley explaining that everything you said to me was wrong and called you a dumb ass since that's what you had to resort to calling me first, however, I couldn't be less mad about anything a child says to me on youtube but anyway man I got the joke and it wasn't that good, stop callin everyone dumb cuz your the only 1 who found the joke funny and other then that I'm done cuz now your just saying shit to have the last word

  • @conner1ize shut up you stupid cunt, im pretty sure everyone got it. Stop telling yourself you're of a higher intelligence than everyone else when in actual fact the joke was fucking shit, thats why no one found it funny

  • @cawthy07 is that your tough guy talk? your soooooo tough and scary ='[ btw the title of the video is ''jeff ross tells a joke NO ONE GETS''...not jeff tells a great joke no one likes. your so dumb XD lol holy fuck

  • @conner1ize No its called "swearing" I'm not sure if you would of heard of it, its a pretty new idea involving certain words and phrases. By the way have you been a pseudo intellectual long?? You seem to be calling a lot of people "dumbass, idiot and retarded" classic signs of a pseudo

  • @cawthy07 .........you must be bipolar

  • @conner1ize Whats a white bear got to do with it......... TROLOLOLOL

  • his quoting a script line guys, dudes just don't know what a tripod is. lol

  • I'm guessing ... take well-composed pictures?

  • Ross is funnier than any1 anyway

  • hahahaha I get it

  • Yeah terrible joke. But damn good roaster.

  • I think he means "try pot".

  • what

  • I don't get it actually.

  • I love his shirt!

  • you cant make jeff ross look bad, i rolf just by looking at him

  • @NaYarB04 i roll on laughing floor just trying to decipher youtube comments.

  • So he had a bad joke, big deal. Charlie Sheen roast, Ross at his finest hahahahahaha

  • ohhh i get it lol, paris hilton and a tri-pod...

  • I get it, sort of, I think you have to be more in sync with his mind to understand the link... after a while I was like "ah" though, haha

  • i think its funny that the people didnt laugh like the awkwardness of it was funny XD

  • lol, thats a funny joke!! how no one gets it!!

  • tss tss or somptin

  • That's a funny joke! What's wrong with these people?

  • That was a funny joke that was easy to get, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

  • u know not just anyone can be a comedian n alot arent funny, Jeff is great

  • Jeff Ross is still the 2nd best roaster who ever lived (Greg Giraldo will always be #1). Kudos to both of these talented comedians. May they rise in heaven and meet their God, George Carlin.

  • @MeestaBojangles Except for his performance at the Sheen roast....god he was awful there...as well as the rest of them. I think he's getting a little desperate in his old age.

  • @MeestaBojangles Ummm no. Dean Martin makes them look retarted. Get F’ing real dude.

  • @MeestaBojangles

    I just wish Jeff Ross died at the same time that Greg Giraldo did.

  • I got it. It's not funny. So what? You think the audience was just too dumb to get it? No, they didn't laugh because it wasn't funny.

  • i still love JEFF ROSS

  • Dumb mistake, he should know better than to play on words with a studio audience, serves him right.

  • youre all idiots - by tripod, he is referring to a man with 3 legs (ie big penis)

  • dude. where can i find this animated show??

  • um.....i got it

  • me no get....

  • I get it but it's a shitty joke.

  • @corr14

    tripod to fuck her 3 orifices, since a tripod has 3 pods.

  • a tripod is what you set your video camera on while you make a sex tape

  • i think the people got the joke its just the joke wasnt that funny. Maybe thats why Ive never heard of that show

  • what is a tripod ? English is 3ed language

  • @TomsMVP a tripod is a stand (for a camera speaker etc) with 3 legs

  • @nuberiffic ok , now what can she do with a tripod ?:D

  • @TomsMVP a gentleman never tells ;)

  • he should have said Yoga poses...not origami...the crowd were thinking, "what the fuck do origami poses look like?" when he hit them with the punchline.

  • THIS IS MY SECOND TIME WATCHING THIS BECAUSE I CLICKED ON RELATED VIDEO WHICH SUCKED AND I HIT THE BACK BUTTON

  • oh yeah and I think the phrase "origami poses" threw everyone off a bit. That's all I'll say. I'm a huge Ross fan though.

  • Yeah I don't think he set the rythmn up properly. Definately a funny joke and if you know Jeff Ross' humour, you can almost anticipate the punchline before he gets there. Just a wierd delivery, I thought.

  • I can see Kimmel not getting it because of his career path - originally knowing how to tell a joke well and instead, becoming a freeze-dried Hollywood fake.

    God, he was so good on that old game show, as the foil for Gentle Ben.

    Sic Gloria Comedia Mundi Whatever.

  • he means she could fuck herself with the tripod

  • @1harrynolan he means like a dog with 3 legs >.>

  • ok everyone on here is like "if you dont get it, your a retard". i dont really get it... so someone explain it.

  • i get it but its stupid

  • Wow there are some stupid people on his show. It's was funny but looks like the JK shows audience is dumb fucks

  • its a bad joke...period

    none of that IF U DONT GET IT YOUR DUMB

    how bout if its not funny its not funny faggot

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  • "no one gets it" with that mentality anyone can be a comedian.. just blame the fail on the audience.

    it was a bad joke, that's all.

    i like this guy's roast material.. but this joke sucked that's why no one laughed

  • jimmy kimmels show is a piece of shit and so is his audience lol

  • jimmy kimmels audience needs to be full of retards for it to stay afloat. it's pathetic.

  • He sounds just like Jeff Garlin.

  • how do you not get it? the audience are fucking nerds.

  • haha i get it

    

  • he shouldnt feel stupid the slow audience didnt get it

  • he's saying he's the tripod on that scenario (guy with a dick as big as his 2 legs)

  • @kevingalls u trolling or just retarded? no he's not saying that.

  • @kevingalls if thats what he means then i dont understand how someone would get that. many things could be taken as a tripod.

  • @kevingalls thats how i interpreted it.... someone else said he means she can fuck herself with a tripod i was like huh?

  • not so much as the audience "not getting the joke" as to the delivery of the joke being off.. the stutter was evident in the beginning..

  • @4N6dub i got it. even with the stutter. its hard being on a show like that compared to being on a roast where you have matirial somewhere on you

  • that's a great joke

    it was his fault for wasting it on jimmy kimmel audience...

  • @SelassieSay ....that's what i said, dipshit

  • lol when you have to think this hard about the meaning of a joke....it's not that great of a joke

  • @dennysanders if you need to think hard about that joke... you're a bit retarded

  • @jeezuschryst oh i didn't think too hard about it...just didn't find it very funny

  • @dennysanders suuuuuuuuuuure

  • @jeezuschryst lol i'm assuming your bar on comedy is set pretty low...i'll bet your a big dane cook fan huh

  • @dennysanders i hate dane cook and i never said the joke in this video was funny. you simply stated one has to think hard about the joke which is absurd

  • @jeezuschryst ...right i never said i had to...you just assumed

  • @dennysanders it was implied by your original statement ffs

  • @jeezuschryst ....i guess "implied" and "your assumption" is kinda close...

  • @dennysanders read your original comment again. if you don't realize how i inferred from that that you thought EVERYONE had to think hard about the joke thaaaaan you're a dumbdumb

  • @jeezuschryst ...really? cuz i think the word i used was "you"...how you infer "everyone" is your own business...but you're wrong dumbdumb

  • @dennysanders yet you replied to noone, thus 'you' meaning 'one', meaning everyone

  • @jeezuschryst lol ok if u say so....victory is yours!

  • this is a funny joke.... the truth is the audience just arn't intelligent enough to actually work it out!

  • @slapmyfunkybass ...you misspelled a word in your intelligent comment...i think you may have even used the wrong word...instead of "aren't" you may have wanted to use the word "isn't"....but i could be wrong

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  • @slapmyfunkybass ..."audience" is singular...no? "audiences" is the plural....but i did enjoy playing...thanks =)

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  • @slapmyfunkybass ....oh i'm sorry, you said "peoples"...my mistake...i thought you said "audience"...damn, i need to have my eyes checked

  • @slapmyfunkybass you're incorrect. when referring to an audience as a single unit, it is indeed singular. in the context you used, "isn't" would have been correct instead of "aren't"

  • He is usually more clever with his jokes, I think he just made that up on the spot and it came out flat.

  • yeye most didnt fully get it, but the joke was still clever and jeff is just as funny

  • jeff made where my dogs at?! i didnt know that

  • ok none of you seem to get this joke. its not about her using the tripod as a dildo or something, a "tripod" is someone with a really long dick, so its like they have 3 legs, like a tripod

  • Dumb people, + stupid uploader who got some stupid sound in it...

    

  • the audience are all a bunch of fucking retards

  • lol clueless people... "makin love to a camera think what she cant do with tripod".... tripod has three long poles think about it lol.

  • camera: in public

    tripod: making a sex tape

  • The joke works like this: If she can make love that good with a camera (a clunky and non-sensual shaped object), imagine what she can do with a tripod (the thing a camera stands on(when closed together a big long shaped object..)

  • If you don't get that joke you are seriously retarded and should kill yourself to make evolution work faster.

  • @lolololort hahahahahahahahahaha

  • @lolololort that would be more like natural selection

  • @lolololort lolz harsh, but true.

  • i got it but it just wasnt funny. he is a funny guy though...however this joke sucked.

  • I came here from Johnny Carson clips. I'm going back.

  • if u dont get the joke ur fucking stupid

  • @silviiak your right it should be obvious haha.... tripod = short guy with a huge dong / a camera with 3 legs, it was an ok joke tho not that great, but he is fuckin funny

  • tripod - n. - something that holds a camera. Alt - A guy with such a big dick that it touches the ground.

    Double Entendre - n - a figure of speech in which a spoken phrase is devised to be understood in either of two ways. Often the first (more obvious) meaning is straightforward, while the second meaning is less so: often risqué, inappropriate, or ironic.

    "Smart" people humor...

  • @00Mandingo00 I'd make it a triple entendre because the show he originally made the joke on was about dogs. A tripod is a dog with 3 legs. What a win.

  • Well, it's a joke. It's just not a very good one. Nothing against Mr. Ross here, but that joke either wasn't very well 'performed' (I mean, other comedians could have taken the same joke and done something more creative with it) or it's simply not the best joke this man has ever told. I'll have a look for other stuff he's done in the meantime.

  • the crowd was a bunch of fucking idiots is why they didn't get it, same with kimmel

  • Its not a hard joke to understand. Paris Hilton is a slut and she fucks things. It's just not very funny.

  • What a dumb audience.

  • Too soon Jeff too soon

  • tripod = hold camera = has 3 legs (duh) = Paris hilton = good day for the media

  • oh, and the audience DID get the joke in this clip, btw.

    it just took em 2 seconds and then they laughed ....fairly. because it was only a fairly funny joke

  • tripod- because she was penetrated in three holes in her sex video

  • EmoSceneKid is just one of those people who think they're better than everyone else for hating what other people enjoy. Popular comedians, popular music, etc. Just because someone is famous, doesn't make them any worse at their profession than someone lesser known.

  • @Wedgewick His humor is just too over-played and cliche. The roast jokes are always the same set of few jokes, with an addition of a few about whomever they're roasting. He sky rocketed to the top because he gives simple humor that the simple majority of the population can titter about.

  • Jimmy Kimmel's audience don't seem to be too smart...I'm not surprised

  • it aint that no one got it . . it just aint funny. pretentious ass mufuckas tryna act all elite and exclusive and shit like only they got it I'm sure most people did.

  • See, I think this joke is hilarious. Sometimes you just don't have the right audience. Just ask Larry David.

  • joke=average....kimmels studio audience=not smart

  • ha! instantly he knew it was a bomb.

  • Tripod means a big dick. Like a third leg of sorts. People are dumb.

  • Did I seriously just not hear an audience laugh at a Jeff Ross joke?

    Wow, I guess there really is a "first time for everything", as they say.

    R.I.P. Greg Giraldo

  • I get this joke... Why dont you, Major2219?

  • @EmoGirlFail. Listen, you state that you want people to reply to your comments logically, when clearly you aren't yourself. When that user posted a comment that pertained to Paris Hilton and her three holes, you knew exactly what he/she meant. To me, you disliked Jeff Ross before you watched this video so you have a pessimistic mindset.

  • @Emericanization I dislike him because he isn't funny. He belongs to Comedy Central which isn't funny either. He's never done a thing to be in the Friars Club. It's just another example of how everything in modern life is going to shit because of businesses trying to make a buck. Producing shit jokes and spreading them onto every Americans TV. There is really no art or ability in it anymore.

  • lmao tripod! for all you idiots, tripod has three legs...women have three holes....do the math dumbasses

  • @Hamgammy Dude, you're putting shit together that isn't there. Technically, women have 10 accessible holes on the surface of their bodies. He doesn't put much thought into his jokes. Part of being a good comedian is making jokes that make sense. If they don't make sense, they belong in "Disaster Movie" or one of those other stupid, non-humorous spoof movies.

  • @EmoSceneKid654

    You have 11 holes. The extra is for your new asshole.

  • @EmoSceneKid654

    He's excellent at Roasting people though.

  • @Major2219 He was pretty good at the first couple modern roasts, but it's all about Lisa Lampanelli's cunt at the roasts now.

  • @Major2219

    hes fairly funny at most.

    He is one of those roasters that thinks he can shok the audience with beeing rude for no reason etc etc.

    and ofcourse the audience always gives him a fitting act , asif they are surprised by the shocking rudeness.

    cheap trics, cheap trics.

    Wanna see a GOOD roast? whatch richard priors roast.

    chevy chase said it best at his own 2nd roast. people with no talent beeing rude (or something of that nature)

  • @pasusuel you wouldnt know comedy if it pitched a tent in your ass

  • @EmoSceneKid654 emo fail

  • @rawjhaw Emo fail? How about you come up with something that requires some thought? And "emo fail" isn't a fucking sentence, dumbass. Use some logic, shit for brains. I eagerly await your next, useless response. By the way, you have horrible musical taste. Seriously, Eric Clapton is a fucking tool. He is to music what you were to your mother. An utter disappointment.

  • @EmoSceneKid654 bwahahah - relax dude. and you're seeing those Clapton videos only because they're the most recent ones I upped. I'm not a "Clapton fan" - those two songs are merely sentimental soundbytes from when I was younger. Take your emo-anger back over to my site and check out all my vids - I bet there's something there you'll love : x relaxxxxxx

  • @rawjhaw Alright, looking at your favorites it seems you do have some taste with the Andy McKee, Monty Python, and Rush favorites you have. Sorry for being a dick. Even though we may not have the same taste in music, we both love music, so I guess we have to settle with that. Once again, sorry for being a dick, you were just a victim in one of my political fueled rages. In the end, you're pretty cool.

  • @EmoSceneKid654 R u kidding me ? When it comes to Roast people, there is no better one.

  • @arberkusari He's mediocre at best. If you want comedy, listen to Louis C.K. or George Carlin. Something with a little thought process involved.

  • @EmoSceneKid654 If u look it that way, he is mediocre. Carlin is too far away, but still. When it comes to roast people he is hillarious. Watch "Jeff Ross roast of Emmitt Smith".

  • @arberkusari I'll watch it. It just pisses me off that a comedian like him is instantly recognized by a huge percentage of the population, but real comedians with a lot of real talent go unnoticed because they won't drop the words "cunt" or "twat" from their routine.