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  • To all the assholes who might be questioning why they censor the word shit. is because bleeping it out like that is way funnier, it adds a comic feel to the text. Its brilliant if you ask me, it makes me laugh every time

  • at the beginning with the guards i though he would say he was a chipmunk

  • Oh shyt its Barnie!!!!!

  • omg the video ends at 9:11

  • this is my favorite chapter

  • an elephant

    U STUPID TWAT

  • @Mirrormail what was ur first clue, callen rodent an idiot, sacrificing a dinosaur,(three hours of counting insults later) So, how do u think hes a dick?

  • i gotta admit, for a vid game character, berri is hot,....is it me or are her breasts bigger in the remake.

  • T-rex Baby: Mummy! Mummy!

    Me: Look, Conker! He thinks your his mother!

    Conker: Oh! Hiya.

    T-rex: Mummy!

    Conker: Yeah. That's right I'm your mummy.

    Me: And this is your dear auntie!

    T-rex: Auntie? Auntie!

    Conker: C'mon. Follow me.

  • NOOOOO NOT THE BABY T-REX ;_________;

  • Those rock monsters look ugly

  • 25 people think Conker is an elephant.

  • when i first played this game (6 yrs old) it took me and my brothers a while (N64)

  • @adancastro713 u played dis at 6? u hav awesome parents

  • 9:01 ... Abe?

  • @95DNA LOL i noticed that when i first played!

  • ELEPHANT!!

  • Those guys reading the tablets...

    They look like Koopa Troopas.

  • @Hawelo92 ur right, lol

  • Y they hav to kill poor ploopy? :c

  • if you play this game without one smile you have no soul

  • ala ala alasqafagie

  • theres too much censoring! why would they censored twit?

  • @demon11233455

    Pretty sure the word was twat.

  • @KillerNet In the N64 version, it isn't censored :(

  • @demon11233455 I think he said 'Twat'

    But still!

  • she got knocked the fuck out

  • the weasel didnt even wipe nasty

  • the n64 version is much better

  • @autochat then play it, whiney asshole.

  • lol big egg for little dinosaur. and a cute little baby at that

  • AWE THE BABY DINOSOUR IS SO CUTE!!!

    why da fuck did u killd him u little son of a bitch!!!!!!!!

  • he dino is BARNEY THE SPECIAL EDUCATION DINOSAUR!!! :D

  • What a cute dinosaur! X3

  • @MkWildCat Sadly it went smashy and crushy and all that...

  • to bad it gets killed :'(

  • @LuigiFan6464 I don't mean any offense, but the old versions looked TOO dimwitted to pose any threat.

  • look i JUST figured out about live and reloaded and can anyone tell me if they took out ANY scenes from the original? thanks!

  • Nope! The only difference with Live & Reloaded was more censoring, sick graphics, some changes to the training level and the multiplayer mode

  • so you're not a squirrel?

    no i'm an elephant.

    XD

  • Helloo, bloopie, bi bi, blipo, loopie, helloo. lol pretty random, cool little dino with a diaper lol :)

  • 6:50 he says oh crap lol

  • i like to see the cutscene when you dont have $1000 on the toll scene

  • @TheSuperGamefreak don't think it's possible, you have to have 1000 something to get to uga buga.

  • i know that

    but i also know there's a cutscene with both gaurds there and telling conker he needs $1000

    that cutscene only happens when you dont collect enough money while in the past chapters

    and then you'll have to go back "there"

  • @TheSuperGamefreak ah. i see.

    i forgot about that.

    maybe the creator of the vid doesn't know.

  • hello bapee hello boobye ello lol

  • Follow Squirfetchie Follow Squirfetchie Follow,

    Follow, Follow, Squirfetchie.

  • "There's nothing quite like a good shit." Classic.

  • an elephant u stupid t#@* roflmao

  • so............whats changed in this remake (i have conkers bad fur day on project 64)

  • Well it's better looking I think they added alittle more to it, you also go multiplayer, and I think they may have added some more onto it

  • For the most part the story mode is the same, not much has changed except for a few small things, though the Total War section plays very differently.

    The biggest changes were made to multiplayer, and imo they ruined it. They changed it to a class based system with larger, but more boring, levels. Imho they took all the fun out of the multiplayer :P

  • basically no swears and im not sure but i havent seen much blood in what ive seen of it.

  • theyve taken the rude words out so now its shit, multiplayer was perfect on N64

  • Thats why you beat the game then turn on the potty mouth .

  • ahh i see

  • Lol fail, way to talk out of your ass. Thanks though, I'm going to upperhand every idiot who goes and says they "played" both games and Bad Fur Day is so much better because they took out the curses - So much for them being smart, shows they don't even know what they were talking about!

  • but it took you two months to think of how to "upperhand" people XD

  • EVERY THING

  • lol at 3:38-3:41 the caveman says "I'm flying"

  • It sounds like the short fat guard is constipated

  • Conker=

    Cute on the inside,

    Bitch on the inside.

  • what about the outside?

  • Lmao oops :D

    Yur right i said that wrong :D

  • the one dude with the stone looks high

  • Bloopy is cuter here IMO. 'Yeah, that's right, I'm yer mommy,' xD

    I just can't get over how FLOOFY Conker is. I just wanna hug him =3

  • And his tail is so fluffy. Don't you want to take a nap in it?

  • The song in the background and at the club is addicting

  • I loved the music at the club so much that I even downloaded an mp3 of it.

  • 4:59

    Hello!

    XD

  • And the funny thing is, aside from sounding like Mario, sometimes the little dinosaur says something like "Luigi"

  • hello i'm gonna eat you

  • haha, yeah, it's a nonsense game

  • What the hell? A good game is one where you don't have to "get" anything in relation to the real world, conker was definitely a good game.

  • I didn't say it was a bad game it was awesome i'm just saying it didn't make sense that's all

  • poor loopy

  • lol stupid ass weasel

  • You know what, that purple dinosaur's voice is just like Mario, and when it eats a person it says hello then eats them!

  • berri get owned xD

  • Thats Mama Conker to you, Mario!!

  • ? they cesored the word "twat"? that dosent seem like that bad a word to me

    meh no big deal though

  • It's English slang for "cunt"

  • you should hear my friend talk like that

  • berry is so sexy girl :O

  • Actually, she's a sexy bunny :D. Oh Playboy bunny! :D.

  • Actually a sexy CHIPMUNK.

  • @Amphion0 that might explain

  • @Amphion0 Berri's not a bunny.

  • @Amphion0 shes a chipmunk

  • you kill the "!$DSD dino %$TR"$! you!

  • conkers mean he killed the baby dino and he help him fight people and called him mommy conker shounld get killed bye the dino but he has fucking lives god

  • An elephant.

    You stupid t***...

  • Wasn't there a scene where Barri was listening to Conker's Message.

    "I love you *kiss* I think she bought it *click*"

  • That was at the very beginning of the game, right before he stumbles outside from being drunk.

  • 0:28 FALCON PUNCH!

  • lol the speech bubbles are annoying but this game is good

  • lol the words "Ah,theres nothing quite like a good shit!" 2:16

  • LOL "i told you im not a squirrel!" a min later "thats not a squirrel hes an elephant" "an elephant, you stupid twat."

  • the dinosaur sounds like baby mario lol

  • :O SAME SONG AS IN PARTY at p 11

  • I am an elephant.. :O! XD

  • the dinosaur in the remake sounds like luigi

  • and conker says "oh crap!" before he was about to get hit by huge tounge

  • Conker could have been a nice child game! they have child-like humor (at some parts, like the eye-popping)

  • woah weird laugh 0_o

  • the baby dinosaur in bad fur day was cute and i felt bad for him when i squished him but the remake......eww i actually want to kill him

  • you ever noticed conkers bad fur day is alot more bloodier than the remake

  • lol yeah

  • heh, heh. Conker is a douche.

  • because is an elephant

    XD

  • Its great how close it is to the original. when games are upgraded to better graphics, they usually lose a lot of their charm, but this is still pretty good.

  • conker is cute n fuzzy

  • ajd hes really good at being cute but then again in some parts of the game hes good at audience humor (like in part ll he said felatio which was really funny in humor)

  • its odd but funny that almost all the voices have a craggly voice lol

  • Why would you want to beat up on people that worship you, that would be like Rocky walking over to the Fan seats and giving a right hook to his #1

  • poor Dino

  • anyone now how to get to him

  • that room with the big stone dino head reminds me of that room like that in the dodongo dungeon in ocarina of time

  • you can hear and sort of see the other guard in the background

  • that bitch punched berri

  • it true there nothing like a good shit

  • my fav line "Ah,theres nothing quite like a good shit" *stares at conker* :O

  • lol at dinosaur HEWWO!

  • berri's HOTT!

  • i know ♥_♥ shes very hott

  • Lol im past this bit

  • Actually it's "Berri" with an I, and I read somewhere that her last name is "Sweet".

  • were did u here about her last name?

  • Berry

  • weeeeeeeeee

  • PLEASE tell me what system this is for. I want it plz.

  • Im a Elephant!!!

    XD CLASSIC

  • this games opening story is one i wish more stories or games or movies would do. the hero gets wasted wanders off and ends going on some epic adventure to get home

  • well it's kinda sad he did kill it but he was laughing because he thought that it would be interesting

  • lol.. Poor dino.

  • oh he killed the dino D:

  • why the fuck did he have to kill it and laugh

  • i cant beleive he killed the dinosaur

  • lol @ the cavemen!

    you can beat the living crap out of them and they'll still bow to you!

    XD

  • yeah ,i mean wouldnt they attack you ?

  • the draging part in :34 was like the animations of hiding bodies in the mission impossible game in the N64

  • is it the same in multiplayer mode with live and reloaded?

  • lol 4:59

    .....hello!

  • why he killed the poor baby dinosaur? hes too cute

  • mummy beep boop bah, Hello!

    baby dino sounds cool

  • get off my stone!!

  • i need to no how to get up on the top of the temple thing tht is surrounded by the dinosuars this thing just skip tht part right now im on a beam thing trying to jump over there and its not working D:<

  • Its so random how that dude with the stone can just calmly walk out of the dinosaur's mouth.

  • I mean soft! Sorry bout that.

  • I get a sofe spot in my throat every time you I need to kill the baby dinosaur. So sad. :(

  • Twat is one of our English slang words which has the same meaning as cunt. You can guess what it is.

  • It is? Oh, my Dad told me it's like calling someone a twit but more offensive. XD

  • lol the dinesarios be KILLD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL that funny

  • Poor dino dude! D': 6:25

  • oh yeah another gay censorship is when they bloxk fellatio, it kills the whole joke completely, it was funny in teh n64 version cuz they didnt censor it

  • imperfect dumbass its felatio because there were 6*

  • asumaleh heleleh asumeleh ehl, hilly!

  • Love :20.

  • im dissapointed i expected more from this but it seems it was better on N64 they even changed some of the great mighty poo >:/

    that shouldnt have been touched it was great how it was

  • lol!!! he said hes an elephant!! lmao!!

  • y does everyone say he has red fur, it looks more like he has orange fur. they obviously must be color blind

  • It's the same thing when someone has orange hair but everyone just says red hair.

  • those tablet guys always remind me of magikoopas

  • this was funny.

  • LOL

  • cool

  • dats mean killin dat baby dinosaur lol

  • I think it was funny

  • you own man

  • I know I know im great lol