Pinkie Pie - (rimshot)

[TheLlamaHaze]

:badumtss:

[MrQuoteMan]

"A baby seal walks into a club..."

[Soriokeink]

So A panda orders a meal at a resterant. He then shot the wairter and then left. When he was asked my he did that, he replied with this.

"Rule of the panda. Eat, Shoot, leave."

...I'm not sure if i get it either

[TheParadoxBomb]

@Soriokeink It's supposed to be "Eats, shoots and leaves," which was a book that talked about the importance of punctuation.

[Kazuo1G]

Everyday this week, I kept tripping over my own feet, and I couldn't figure out why.

Then, today, I realized I left my yardstick on the floor...

[shelby4369]

What's an Eskimo's favorite card game?

articUNO

*video*

[RontoTheDog]

@shelby4369 wut

[shelby4369]

@RontoTheDog it's a Pokemon joke

and a BAD one at that

[codyrex39]

SQUIRREL JOKES! SQUIRREL JOKES!

[shredderduuude]

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

[thewarriorforce]

From now on, this video will be my Joke Generator :D

[aardmuz]

Lemme try too, lemme try too!

Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar... and doesn't.

[D0OMZDAYZ]

"With shells like these, who needs anemone's"

[SDmedia13]

I call it, The Aristocrats!

[chapinmc2]

So we got a Pegasi, and Earth Pony and this Unicorn....

[Wii4a11]

Rainbow Dash: Oh! You stung my bumblebee!

Fluttershy: That's what she said!

*this video*

[ErroneousNickname]

So a Cannibal finds a dead man at the side of the road. He decides that he's hungry, so he begins to eat. While he was about halfway done, another Cannibal came up and asked him what he was doing. The first cannibal replied...

Having a ball!

[Evowizard25]

@ErroneousNickname *loads rifle* Run. Just run.

[sirinterweb]

a fish swims into a wall

he says 'dam!'

[Xisdunt]

Camouflage Condoms,

They'll never see you cumming.

[ManuelTFox]

Three guys are in a bar

One guy has the smallest arm

One guy has the smallest legs

One guy has the smallest dick

They go to the Guniess Book of World Records

The first guy in fact has the smallest arm

The second guy in fact has the smallest legs

The third guy yells "WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!"

[jedihunter176]

@ManuelTFox I saw the punchline to that joke a mile away.

[knappbryan13]

an electron walks into a bar

the electron orders a beer and says "how much?"

the bartender says "for you, no charge."

[aardmuz]

@knappbryan13 i think neutron fits better...

[knappbryan13]

@aardmuz aww shit... you're right

[shelby4369]

What does Pinkie Pie say to those who buy a cupcake?

"There's a dash of rainbow in every bite"

Pinkie Pie: *video*...........wait, WHAT????

[Vendetta162X]

Yo, Pinkie, I heard you liked jokes, so we put a joke in yo joke so you can laugh while we laugh

[mikeduels]

So a guy walks into a butcher shop and punches the butcher square in da face.

The butcher says " Hey, whats your BEEF pal " :D................

[coolbluemidnite]

@mikeduels Aha xD

[MrQuoteMan]

I'll tell you a joke about potassium:

"K"

[PitPeachGeorgia]

@MrQuoteMan Sereusly?

[TheOtherNeutrino]

@MrQuoteMan Wanna hear one about sodium and oxygen?

Na.

O.

[BabyVegeta9000]

What's the difference between a warden and a Rolex dealer?

One watches cells and the other sells watches.

[VegitoBlitz24]

Pinkie Pie: I'm "hooked!"

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

I read this as something else, something... sexy.

[Vendetta162X]

So a pony walked into a bar...

[RMG8S]

I didn't wear my mood ring for a long time so my girlfriend threw it out.

I'm not sure how I feel about it.

[Jadyn1112]

DAT SQUAT

[CaptainPwnt]

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Doctor!

Doctor who?

CORRECT!

*this video*

[PitPeachGeorgia]

@CaptainPwnt ?

[OddishThing18]

YOU JUST GOT TROLLED

[RunsWithScissors61]

In Soviet Russia, video is reply to comments!

[Sinapth]

@RunsWithScissors61 So wait, I'm actually watching this video in Soviet Russia? I was wondering why it was a little colder outside.

[W4nt4an4pple]

@RunsWithScissors61 ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY HAVE BOTH TOP COMMENTS IN A VIDEO THAT ISN'T THEIRS.

[MrDigitalgamer12345]

@RunsWithScissors61 !comments to reply is video, Russia Soviet In

[Soriokeink]

@RunsWithScissors61 ometime they do that on youtube to, XP

[penguinmaster7]

knock knock

who's there?

discord

discord who?

*poofs away your wings and horns*

[DemonicMapler]

and the crossing of the memes continue

[EpicLPer]

Did you know that Pinkie play drums? No?

[bored0stiff]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

[CepheusStarhowl]

So many lame jokes in here, gonna need a handicap sticker. *video*

[muffinsinacup]

Hooves, how do they work?

[dxfan18]

An old man is driving home from the bar late at night, a police officer notices that he is going over the speed limit and pulls him over....

Officer: Sir, do you realize you're going 78 in a 40 zone?

Man: Sorry, officer, I'm late for a lecture about the dangers of alcohol and how it ruins families

Officer: At this time of night? Who's giving this lecture?

Man: My wife!

(this video)

[EnvoyOfFabulousness]

So an Oxygen and Potassium walk into a bar, the bar tender exclaims "Oh my god! Are you OK?"

[SmashingGreen]

this video is its own comments in a nutshell.

[Zuerill]

ok i know someone commented saying that wasn't actually a rimshot. I just wanted to know: what the hay is it called then??

[shadowwolf550]

you know the gold fish that went bankrupt. now hes a bronze fish

[Sindraco2]

I knew there would only be bad puns here

[PowerArmorV113]

Two people enter a Scientific bar. One man asks for H2O and gets water, so the second guy asks for H2O too!

The Second guys dead now!

[XardBoy]

So Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were having a conversation.Steve asked Bill:

-You remember the time we were poor?

-No

-Neither do I.

[blayzebright]

@XardBoy Bill Gates can communicate with people in Hell? That's amazing!

[Randomizer903]

well it seems all the fish in the river are dying... could this be an act of Cod?!

people say it's because of the heavy rains lately, it was raining cats and dogs! i stepped into a poodle! it's like "puddle", but spelled differently! :D

[anothga]

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

[Omnywrench]

What's worse than having lobsters on your piano?

Having crabs on your organ.

[fatstickslimz]

I was going to make a joke about the noble gasses, but all of the good ones Argon

[Lindllicious]

@fatstickslimz id make a joke about noble gases too, but it would get no reaction.

[thehansenman68]

@Lindllicious I'm afraid all the good chemistry jokes argon. 

[ManuelTFox]

@thehansenman68 We need to take all these element jokes and Berium

[damprumpan]

:badumtss:

[royalpony5300]

I want a gif. Of this

[RealCaptainAlex]

@royalpony5300 search mylittlefacewhen

[royalpony5300]

@RealCaptainAlex ok thank you ill go do that right now

[belugatoons]

Conjunctivitis . com - that's a site for sore eyes

[Jeffophone]

Fluttershy isn't cute

*badum-

*Gets crushed by a tree*

[MasterOfTheMarsh]

Did you hear about the cannibal that showed up late for lunch?

They gave him a cold shoulder.

[RunsWithScissors61]

A man who was robbing a bank went up to the teller and said, “One wrong move and you’re science!”

The teller replied, “Don’t you mean history?”

The robber said, “Don’t change the subject!”

[INEEDZALL]

When chemists die, we Barium.

[MrThemadmanDX]

Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

[13mungoman13]

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

0:00

[blackwingangel04]

2 guys walk into a bar.

Third guy ducks.

[Mrreebo]

An irishmen walks out of a bar.

[fatboi1000]

New rimshot sound. Remember it!

[GiygasGirl]

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts to do it! Get it? ..Huh? ...Get it, 'cause like... skeletons have no guts... screw this, my grandma says I'm funny D:

[VegitoBlitz24]

And now the punch has been... Spiked!

[VdubEXwhYZee]

She's holding the drumsticks like squidward holds a jellyfish net.

[lordofdarkrai98]

@VdubEXwhYZee By firmly grasping it?

[meepenator3]

A mushroom walks into a bar. The Bar tender says "hey, you're not welcome here." The mushroom replies back, "How come? I'm a fun guy!"

*Video*

:troll:

[satanrulez666]

new meme incoming, i guess

[W4nt4an4pple]

three guys walk into a bar.

You'd think at least one of them would've seen it before they ran into it.

AHURRRRRR

[nsiderultimaseth]

Better Nate than lever!

[ROBLOXChris]

Hey! Why are people so hung over PIPA?

Because it won't "pipa" down!

*this video*

[SomeGuy470]

Why are fishes smart?

Cuz they're always in schools

*this video*

[Pegasister3]

*padum ssss*

[headbanger888]

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his ass.

[BLACKIESBOY]

THE ARISTOCRATS!

[shelby4369]

what's a Eskimo's favorite Pokémon card game?

articUNO

*this video*

[Pinkie24Pie]

How about that airline food, huh? I just flew in from New York, and boy, am I hungry!

[Anotherpoet]

What's the Internet's favorite animal?

The lynx!



[eddmario]

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right now.

[mo12mon]

@eddmario did you hear about his brother without his right arm and leg? they found what was left of him..

[MeltedSherbert]

@eddmario AHAAAHAHAHAHA

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[ezekgta4fan]

@eddmario AH HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA!

[Xardass1GK]

RIMSHOT WILL LIVE.

[LeoIsABrony]

@Xardass1GK \(^o^)/

[DfRaid]

Soooo.... Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Soriokeink]

@DfRaid Why do you want too know that? Can't scottaloo have of privacy?!

[Dartpaw86]

A writer for the Simpsons thought Homer was a deer this whole time... Doe!!!

[aznassassin159]

You hear about the guy who froze himself to absolute zero? He's 0K now.

[SmashingGreen]

@aznassassin159 FALSE: due to the Heiseberg's Uncertainty Principle it is impossible to reach 0K, even in theory.

[thefinalb0ss]

@SmashingGreen

Well, 0 Kelvin IS absolute zero. Nobody's reached either/both...yet...but it's still a good joke.

[SmashingGreen]

@thefinalb0ss did you even read my comment before posting this?

[SHARDK2]

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.

Badum tss

[JforEPIC]

Have you heard the no and me neither joke?

...

...

...

...

Me neither.

[parlazente]

Why can't Pipsqueak go see a pirate movie?

Because the pirate movie is rated RRRRR!!!

*plays video*

[midgetman82]

I come back to this video just for the comments!

[Radman1889]

Here comes a real joke!

CONGRESS!

*vid*

[ApocalypseMoose]

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says 'But, doctor...I am Pagliacci.'"

Good joke.

Everybody laugh.

[Dukstless]

Which Pokémon has no butter?

Butterfree.

*this video*

[NitaShinori12]

ba-dum-tshhh

[Orihimefan134]

Is nopony else wondering how she was holding those drumsticks?

[OmniSonic]

@Orihimefan134 She's holding them with a French grip.

Sorry, excuse me. Fancy grip.

[DrDragontamer]

.MOV

*Ba dum crash*

[GlitchMasterSonic]

so that's what its called

[vincentsclone]

A DJ says to another DJ

"Hey are your turntables made out of cakes?"

The second DJ says, "No why do you say that?"

The first DJ replies, "Because you have some SWEET BEATS."

[crazy123atom]

Two guys walk into a bar.

The first guy says, "I'll have H2O, please."

The second guy says, "I'll have H2O too."

The second guy died.

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

@crazy123atom lol science jokes

[OneAndAMerf]

@crazy123atom my chemistry teacher told that joke in my class

[TheNemesis274]

@crazy123atom Oh I get it: hydrogen peroxide. Oh dat slaps me on teh knee!

[Bf2009]

A liberal, a conservative, and a moderate walked into a bar. The bartender says "Hey Mitt, what'll it be?"

[Rawshaw2]

I got a really good one

why was the paper ripped apart?

because it was in TEARS!

[TheWtfanime]

WHY THIS VIDEO NO LOOP???!!!

... because they didn't keep us in the loop... bye

*this video*

[SuperAnimefan11]

Making terrible jokes require

PUN-ishment!

[supergamerbros]

By the way, disregard that ".us".

[supergamerbros]

I remember I went to Disney World for my 16th. birthday, marvelous place by the way, when we decided that we would dine on the Magic Kingdom's famous turkey legs.us Now, this was the first time I could actually finish one of those, but that's not important. So, we're eating our turkey legs, when some bird flies by and leaves some ranch dressing on my grandma's turkey leg, of which she proceeded to throw into the nearest waste disposal unit. This is a true story, I "shit" you not.

[louster200]

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

[TroIIestia]

So a seal walks into a club...

[DrumminWolf13]

Why couldn't the boy get into the Pirate movie?

Because there was too much booty!

[RMG8S]

@DrumminWolf13 What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

[Soriokeink]

@RMG8S Umm,,, wait since when did prates care for letters? (anti-joke scottalo)

[RMG8S]

@Soriokeink "Scottalo"?

BLOODY HELL LASSIES WE OUGHTA GO SEE RAINBOW DASH TA ASK HER ABOUT HER FACKIN CUTIE MARK

[TheHaxman999]

What do you call a person without a body and only a nose?

nobody noses :D

pinkie: *rimshot*

[MultiCinemaniac]

Go on with the Squirrel Jokes!

[LisekKyuubi]

HO HO HO

WATER PUNS

[magiclapras]

Australians call them bull. Americans call them steer. Scotts call them darling.

[FezWearingDoctor]

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He saw his gas bill.

*insert video here*

[JKSproductions365]

What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales? A white fairy tale starts with "Once upon a time...". A black fairy tale start with, "Yo, you mother fuckers ain't gonna believe this shit..."

[csklimowski]

What's ink's favorite dance?

In-de-pen-dance!

[Whyit27]

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

an Investigator!

[Peaserist]

What word starts with N and ends with R that you should NEVER call a black person?

"NEIGHBOR"!!!

HURHURHURRR

[TehFr33Man]

@Peaserist Seriously? A racist brony? Love and toleration doesn't apply to you hmm?

[Peaserist]

@TehFr33Man It's a joke dude.

[PsylomeAlpha]

@Peaserist ... I honestly can't tell whether your comment is more or less racist than the "N" word... one has history on its side, but the other implies that you feel black people should be ostracized...

[Peaserist]

@PsylomeAlpha I feel like people who can't take a joke should be ostracized.

[mesquitadrox]

@Peaserist I am a neighbor and I find this quite offensive.

[fudlite]

@Peaserist Not gonna lie, half the jokes on here are half baked and have the depth of a high-school girls personality... but that was honestly hilarious.

:)

[turtleman3651]

@Peaserist That's OUR word!

[Aygiggs]

@Peaserist Its funny cuz nigger, and its funnier cuz rimshot...

[DravenUrei]

@Peaserist I'm black and I find this hilarious.

[Zombiepwnage117]

@Peaserist sly motherfucker...

[HaggKid]

@Peaserist ....a nicklepickler?

[Iamoldenough92]

A seal walks into a club... That's the joke.

[SamuelCish]

Two atoms walk into a bar.

One atom says to the other, "I think I lost an electron."

The other said, "Are you sure?"

The first atom replies, "I'm positive."

[lartkrin]

updated the page... now i get pinkie pie... but still... wtf?

[lartkrin]

ok something is terrible wrong here... i clicked a vid of pinkie drumming... and i get the one with the granny yelling ''the timber wolfs are howling?'' i dont get it... wtf?

[8stygz8]

This isn't a rimshot. A rimshot is when you hit the rim and the drumhead at the same time, preferably as close to the edge of the drum as possible. This is more like badum-tss :)

[Cannonball7171]

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Daisy

Daisy who?

Daisy me trollin. They hatin'

BA DUM TSS

I think this is probably my tenth comment on this vid.

Did any of them ever make the top comment spot?

No pun in-ten-did.