Portal Walkthrough Part 4 - REVENGE OF THE MINDFUCK

[greenpen232]

@DarkxideX portal 3= custom meaningless tests AWSOME :D

[gregwl290]

U cheated at the end no fare because I spent like 30 minutes tring to beat it D;

[DarkxideX]

30 minutes? Ouch.

[gregwl290]

@DarkxideX hey i am smart but at times i just go duuuurrrr

[DisfunctionalMisfunc]

Wow.

NOW your thinking with portals. :)

[DarkxideX]

I always think with portals ;D

IE: There are holes in my logic.

[DisfunctionalMisfunc]

@DarkxideX

You deserve cake for that wonderfull example of Aperture thought :D

[BlazeBlueButterfly]

@DarkxideX Does that mean you're secretly GLaDOS? Cause she's got holes in her's two. And it's got a lot of cake on the mind...

[theonlyzdog]

@DarkxideX

haha There are crators in my memory.

[SoonerView]

surpassing the test, FTW

[DarkxideX]

It's like another level of ascension in DBZ.  Except in science terms.

[billiejoe21JOS]

@DarkxideX 0:45... zwei? from phantoms requiem?... If so... I love you

[battle5100]

@dstebbin ha sucks for u. my dick is better than yours. i puts it up my girlfriend's butt all the time, because its big and long.

[dstebbin]

@battle5100 I'm sure you do! Every night, you get horny, you so blow your girlfriend full of air!

[battle5100]

@dstebbin actually i blow her full of cum.

[dstebbin]

@battle5100 Either way, she's made of rubber.

[battle5100]

@dstebbin i wasnt going to say this but it seems u left me no choice. my girlfriend is only 10, and im 16. now that u know this, i have to get rid of u.

[dstebbin]

@battle5100 Yes, she was manufactured in the year 2001, right?

[battle5100]

@dstebbin shes not a robot, shes a person. a hot sexy girl. i found her walking alone, then i took her, and tricked her into being my girlfriend. but the police will never find her or me, because im in a top secret location that only i know about. i does it to her really hard , it makes her butt hurt and she cries like a baby for some reason.

[joemanperson]

i really want to play portal 2 so i'm just gonna watch this and say i finished the first one

[DarkxideX]

It works I suppose. :O

[agentHARDCOREbunnies]

I effing love how you talk! XD this is really confusing, though...XD

[DarkxideX]

Thaaat's portal!

[TheNonstopTrigger]

Holy shit that was pure genius u sir truly is god I bow before ur superior intellect!!

[DarkxideX]

I doubt it's superior, but I appreciate the compliment. ;3

[GenevieveBellamount]

Dude! You broke Portal! I didn't think that was possible! You should get an extra achievement for that!

[DarkxideX]

"Whoops!: Break the game"

[AnimeFanADDICT]

...*headdesks* No wonder I've been stuck on that level for a month. I got turned around.

[DarkxideX]

Lawl.

That happens a lot for me. :P Sometimes I get lost in my own house.

[d0msky]

THANK YOU | HAVE BEEN STUCK ON THAT LEVEL FOR AGES! :3

[DarkxideX]

Glad to help~

[megacookiedough1]

@DarkxideX is there any way of trying portal with out getting the game like free download

[inuneechan1]

yay!! I know how to cheat that stupid level now!!

i've been stuck on it for three weeks!!

thank you ^__^

[DarkxideX]

You're welcome.

[AQWAryll]

7:25 by this time, i'm laughing so hard i fell off the bed. literally. thumbs up if a similar thing happened to u bc this dude is SO FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!

[DarkxideX]

Glad you enjoyed it. :D

[RunningStorm101]

@DarkxideX GLaD he enjoyed it. :D

[Ravenprincess]

It's funny how all walkthroughs on youtube made by males happen to have extremely talkative commentators...like..extremely talkative. Why is that? :P

[DarkxideX]

I go with Thief & the Cobbler theory: They may speak little, but have many thoughts. :O

[Linkmaster11roblox]

DarkxideX IS SPY!!

[DarkxideX]

NO U.

[12StevieMan]

xD I can't breath... That's how much I'm laughing at the jokes ur saying...

[DarkxideX]

I approve. :3

[12StevieMan]

@DarkxideX Has anyone ever told you, you should do stand-up? I swear I would pay to watch you do stand-up!!!

[DarkxideX]

I'm only good 75 percent of the time. ;3

[Pooky1991]

LOL Thats a good way to cheat the level:P

[DarkxideX]

That's just how I roll. ;D

[dstebbin]

@shotgun640 Sorry, but she loves me because I actually TREAT HER RIGHT! She had boyfriends, before, with big dicks, but an ego to match, and she hated them.

[PsychoMonkeyGamers]

They sayd you were dead why r u still alive??? Do you hold the power of the gods???

[DarkxideX]

Naturally. ;3

[epicSMGfan]

god aint eva gonna let you be him

[DarkxideX]

Too late. ;3

I made him that way.

[ItsJustTamama]

Are you a EarthBound fan?

[DarkxideX]

Never got very far in the first one, but enjoyed it. :D

[MrCrashOveride]

dude i got stuck on 15 thank you for the help

[DarkxideX]

That's why I'm here. :D

[117nmw]

bitch tits + tit monster = bitchmonstertits!!! :D

[DarkxideX]

OH NOES

Everywhere. XD

[DarkxideX]

Thanks mate. ;D

[YaYzIwInZ]

HAHA, tit monster?

[DarkxideX]

Tit monster. XD

[Silverwolf1652]

Lmao I'm subbing just cause of the Kung pow reference and + ur hilarious

[DarkxideX]

Thanks for that. :P

[Pyr0MG]

Your walkthroughs are both informative and fun. Its like what we all wish school was like except without the hookers and beer!

[DarkxideX]

In fact, forget the walkthrough! XD

Hookers and beer~

[marlysama]

did i hear a kung pow reference? at 1:00

[DarkxideX]

Possibly. :P

[upgraayed]

amazing thinking at the end my friend

[DarkxideX]

Now I'm thinking with portals. ;D

[sparteknight99]

HOLY SHIT that part a 8:20 was extremely hard for me i took me like 20 + times on my first play through i didnt realize untill later that the entire room was port-able that was a lolz moment then.

[DarkxideX]

Oh god lol.

[MARWAN1734]

That one at 7:00 I got it at the first try, and I have just installed the game. My meaning is, that you sure have done it many times, and this is my first try, and it's kinda weird. nvm, your walkthroughs are awesome and good help, btw, good idea to talk while you walk through the game. Sometimes I laugh of what you're saying :)

[DarkxideX]

Glad to hear it. :D

[DarkxideX]

XD!!!

You sir, deserve praise. :P

[MrSombrero100]

i know a good joke i made up What did the high cookie say in the oven

[DarkxideX]

Toasty.

:D

[miesrah12]

@DarkxideX can you plz teach me your commentary ways

and trust me i am NOT a communist i believe in democracy

[plushieboy1234]

you sir have created a time paradox XD

[DarkxideX]

Time to quantum leap! :D

[SoakedWater]

That ending was pro, bro.

[DarkxideX]

Thanks, bro. :O

[CelestialPlatypuses]

-Pauses-

-Gets cereal-

-Chokes after hearing "Tit monster"-

Bwahahaha. XD

[DarkxideX]

Bwah. :3

[EveIrkens]

Dude, yu cheated the system! on 15! Ubber awesome!

[DarkxideX]

I know, right?! :D

[LukeDude759]

"Feel free to pass out" XD

[DarkxideX]

/thud

[Halogn]

lmao at 6:00 i was actually eating some cereal already 0.0

[DarkxideX]

I knew all along. ;D

[bobtime1]

dude this is so much like half life( graphics gameplay weapons) and those bouncing balls are in half life

[DarkxideX]

The combine baaaaalls

[sophie74741]

I love these walkthroughs. :D

"If you go in that, your dead. Touch it, you die. Think about it, you die" xD

Owait. I thought about it, and I'm not dead. I AM GOD. Eat that, you Commies. :D

[DarkxideX]

I know. XD

[Joshua5003]

So you skipped the test. You probably missed a FUN GLADoS MESSAGE!!!

[DarkxideX]

Nnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaah. XD

[mewtwomistery]

0:47 yes you are and ill prove it!!!

SPYCHECK!!!!!! SPYCHEEEEEEEEEECK!!!!!!

red team rocks

[DarkxideX]

Go red. : o

[0YtsanBlowout0]

I litteraly got cereal at 6:03. It sounded good right how you said it. XD.

[DarkxideX]

Sweet. XD

[BowserHasser]

roflmaolol

[DarkxideX]

Exactly. ;D

[cobra1843]

10:12

*applause*

[DarkxideX]

w00 :D

[fuzzygirl85]

i got comfy and i got cake..... *temps you with it*

[DarkxideX]

I already ated all mine. :3

[kira102332]

I don't need cereal I have waffles =^.^=

*Luna☼

[DarkxideX]

Nom. :o

[RoflWarz]

and im psycho mantis FTW

[DarkxideX]

YYYYYYYOOOU LIKE MEEEEN

[0owirtao0]

dumbkops lol xD lololol :P nice (y) all this is so fucking funny :D

[DarkxideX]

: D

[krinay1]

its funny around 5:59 you said get comfy and get some cereal i just gone done eating some XD

cereal ftw~

[DarkxideX]

Nom. :3

[wvb93]

1:04 i rock and roll all day long, what is that a reference to??? ive heard it before but i just cant place it. its driving me insane D:

[DarkxideX]

I got that from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. :P

[gamerx112]

the combine elite looks like a soldier from aper.ture

[DarkxideX]

Perhaps. ;D

[ninjanerd47]

ahhh....titmonster.

[DarkxideX]

Yes plx

[DarkxideX]

I am him.

[ebayebayebayebayebay]

4:28? Whats with all the godammn cake in this game? lol

[DarkxideX]

Why else would you do anything? XD

[bobchoppedhisheadoff]

it's the reward!

[crzywafflez]

what is that voice on?

[DarkxideX]

WHEEEEEEEE

[xc568]

BITCHTITS

[DarkxideX]

My favorite. :D

[theagentoop]

nice move on the last chamber

[DarkxideX]

I rule like that.

[eurekanine]

DarkxideX I have a joke, but it might not be good like yours. What do you call a Vietnese gorilla? Vietcong.

[DarkxideX]

Meh. XD

[BubblieKat]

randomness, yay!

[DarkxideX]

EEEEEEEE

[metaknight69]

you are like so funny how do you think of the jokes so quick lol

[DarkxideX]

I do. :D

[penguinboy666]

the revenge of the mindfuck ROFL

[DarkxideX]

BOom.

[pentagonofpeople]

it is fun to listen to you make up insults to the game when you fail

[DarkxideX]

They're like little easter eggs. :D

[VM1T]

You indeed are der Übermensch xD

[DarkxideX]

Yavol, mien herr. XD

[ARBITEROFTHECOVENANT]

u r one funny fuck lol!!!

[DarkxideX]

Danka. :D

[MoochmasterP]

I LIKE TO RIP ORANGE PEELS

Oh yeah, and your videos are awesome too.

[DarkxideX]

Good. :D

[olex2174]

maybe you should not make all the short cuts. somebody ( not me ) will like to see how to do it... but still greate vid man! 5/5

[DarkxideX]

It's my way or the much less awesome way.

I GO HARDCORE, MUHBOI. XD

[rfcapint0]

hmmm.... 8:00

[DarkxideX]

Yes? What 'bout it? XD

[rfcapint0]

nothing 'bout it! :) just a way to create a bookmark to the 8min mark, because that's my hmmmm point ( stuck ).

Good work on the vids!

[DarkxideX]

:P Thanks. :D

[killajamoney]

missed and she means they r gonna off you/kill lol

[DarkxideX]

Nonsense.

[onematty01]

I spent TWO FUCKING HOURS trying to do what yo udid at the end there. I deamed it IMPOSABLE. FUCK YOU!!! XD

[DarkxideX]

Except I did it. :3

Too cool for rationalization. XD

[tealcomania]

lol, i made it on second try XD

[onematty01]

Well FUCK YOU TOO THEN! TWO FUCKING HOURS DAMN IT!!!

[DarkxideX]

FUUUUCK

[nintendome2]

the game has so many exploits in it

[DarkxideX]

and I only use two. :D XD

[themist7777]

lol!!! its funny ccuse you sound like my math teacher and hes funny as hell lol!!!

[DarkxideX]

I'll add you to DEATH!!!

[SubZerosHat]

THE MINDFUCK IS A LIE!

[DarkxideX]

Not if it's on tape. ;D

[bobchoppedhisheadoff]

Glados does seem a little obsessive with these tests!

[DarkxideX]

Results, man.

Results.

[fara40000]

i'm eating MAH cake right now...it's sooooooooooooooooooo goooooooooooooooooood... :) *munch* it's yellow cake with, heh heh, CHOCOLATE frosting... :3 me a HAPPY boy

i mean girl... >..>

[DarkxideX]

WAT

RANMA?!

[fara40000]

XD gee thx! u watch ranma 1/2? sweet! X3 ...but mah cake is GAOWNE!!!!!! T.T

[DarkxideX]

WAT!!!

[shikaruxXxtenchu]

you don't know the two portal quickie way for the be prepared one?

[DarkxideX]

Uhhh

whhhhhhhhat?

[shikaruxXxtenchu]

lol the one where you keep talking about being prepared if you make one portal under the platform you have to lower walk up the stairs they should lower then just make a portal on them and jump into it, getting there with only 2 portals.

[DarkxideX]

My way's better. D<

XD

[shikaruxXxtenchu]

*gasp* nevah!

[LoffleMe]

You could also probably have used the cube to get on the lift.

[ike714]

TIT MONSTERS!

[DarkxideX]

oh lol