Team Fortress 2 -Meet The Child

[2121legodude]

i have pdd so i rith realy bed

[2121legodude]

im 13 and i have the most anoyn voice on may web cam

[pikminster]

That kid is just asking to be trolled...

[MRKILL357]

"WHO SEND ALL DEEZ BABYZ TO FIGHT?!"

[roblinsproductions]

like if by the end of this video your ears were bleeding

[xGirRocks6]

I once was in a game with a 9 year old. At the beginning he said he was nine and was proud he knew how to use the spray paint option. At the end, however he said he was 13-15 (I do not remember) then he said it was his bed time.

[xGirRocks6]

@xGirRocks6 oh by the way, he was playing free to play and when he was a spy he disguised as a heavy from our team.

[kingroflcopterz]

is it just me or do all valve games troll and grief but not in any developer games? please correct me if i'm wrong

[aznpeaches]

Song with flute?

[egglplant96]

@aznpeaches rocketjump waltz

[aznpeaches]

Song at end?

[TheKenny6gman]

"Yeah be a baby" said the kid...

[undeadninja098]

Is he 3??????

[Channelhybrid1]

Oh my god this sounds like my brother except he's twelve. God damn.

[CreepyBrony1962]

WHAT MAP IS THIS?????????

[StigVaderWho]

@CreepyBrony1962 2 fort

[CreepyBrony1962]

@StigVaderWho a different version of 2 fort... beta?



[jts2006dk]

no offense to the kid he is just playing the game i mean like come on!!! just like the kid i played with last night i just say WOW MAN! someone said yo him: "shut up little kid!" and then...then he said: "no you shut up you fucker!" (and he was like 3)"i dont care hater i say what i want so shut up!!!" and he was just the leeter on our team like a boss !!!

[MrBarrelroll42]

How does this kid even know what "dreary" means?

[JetBirdFighter]

I'm 12 and why are people on tf2 be such shitheads to kids?

[SonicX246831]

4:37 WTF? That kid the jars pee? Its Jarate dumbdick kid.

[ThatLogicalSqueaker]

@SonicX246831 Dude. jarate is the sniper's piss...

[SonicX246831]

@ThatLogicalSqueaker Thanks for asking...

[JacktheTF2Guy]

I agree with the guy below me

[ANIOLATORV]

15 years of age mic limit!

[evilsandwich136]

my voice curse it its so high pitched since the horrible time i used my mic and my voice was high as fuck and i got abused etc...it shows people can be so cruel, life is pain but why am i watching kids get horribly humiliated? well because its funny and its not happening to me :)

[Koopastomper]

I used to be an engineer, but then I took a sniper bullet in the eyeball

[12sdgd12]

my god, he sounds like his voice is edited

[joshcareau]

WHOA NICE GREEN LIGHTSABER =D

[Crelus26]

@joshcareau The Force is strong with this one..

[mario64dsdacheater]

"Obvious troll"

:P

[Seascapers]

no offense but i do better headshots with the huntsman...

[egglplant96]

@Seascapers this is when I just got the game, I got very good at sniping later on, I quit now, though.

[TrollCupcake72]

Come on, I know youu want tooo :3

[TrollCupcake72]

Just caaaaaan't wait to troll me, can ya? l:3

[TrollCupcake72]

I'm just 11. I just know u guise are going to troll me :3 l:3

[SpiritGuy88]

I am 12 and have a very good microphone.

Even now,when my voice is deep enough not to instantly empty the server,i don't use it.

[nicogearX]

I love how your name is "Obvious Troll"...

[Pr0d1gyHunt3r]

GET. IN. MAH. VAAAAN.

[bfhpotcoman]

Song?



[WatermelonPeppermint]

That kids voice is so cute...

[XXBruceXXFlameXX]

good thing I dont use a mic im 18 but now and again my voice is either low or too high XD

[starrodkirby1]

Childrens?

In MY TF2?

It's more likely than you think.

[johncena200010]

Whats that server called it looks awesome

[johncena200010]

What's up with the map

[firefang225]

And this is how Fred realised he had a gift.....

[mmazingace]

I'm ok with high-pitched little kids, even in the "should be in the process of potty training" age range. It's when they start shouting expletives or whining and crying/raging that I have a problem with them. Who here's with me?

[silverpixie101]

you my good sir ARE AN AWSOME HEAVY

[TheEpicJedi]

wow that kid is worse than me and I'm a 11 year old

[Yoda0099]

i don't mind little kids in tf2.

but when they DO NOT SHUT UP for even 5 seconds.

it gets annoying.

voice is more for relaying stuff

not play by play commentary.

[TheAlmighySmelldoor]

5:48 PIE ROUND HERE!

[TheAlmighySmelldoor]

cc for video

(girly voice) 4 year old: Blah Blah shot me!

troll: shut UP!

[killercheese101]

Hey, I'm 12 years old. I got TF2 3 years ago, and I never used the mic once until I felt my voice was deep enough not to be ridiculed by the assholes in TF2. This kid is fucking retarded, you just don't GO on TF2 if you're that young. You're too focused on that moth in the window or what that shiny thing next to you is... Not TF2. By the way, what is that custom map? I would liek to have it.

[egglplant96]

@killercheese101 yo dawg, im 15 now, but I went on the internet at 8-9, into a different game though, most people who play tf2 are douches lol, anyways, thing is don't be shy of using your voice in a game even if its too high, but do pick the right gaming community to do so, the map is 2fort engi power, I beleive the name was, look it up on google or gamebanana.

[TuascoBR]

@egglplant96 I'm 13 and i started playing multiplayer games while 4-5... never used the mic until 13 anyway

[friendsdoge]

@egglplant96 good thinking oh if you want a good sever on tf2 weres there no assholes very rarely assholes come just type in zom and click the bSun black Sun im apart of it and its perfect for any voice to get made fun of

[kolton03]

@egglplant96 i dont play tf2 nymore, and im still kinda young, i play cod and halo, and sometimes i play some other games, like portal, but i lost my xbox live :(

[ihavesparta]

@egglplant96 im a girl and people take me as a 5 year old boy lol

[RealSokka]

@killercheese101 same. i'm also 12 and still get pick on. do u use your mic now?

[killercheese101]

@RealSokka Well, my voice is starting to get deeper, I'm thinking of using it, but I think I'll wait until it's a little bit deeper

[MasterfulXero]

@killercheese101 EES RATED M FOR (hmmm this is America so carry the 2 and... ~14!) 2 moar years for ME not to ridicule you. avoid Lucas_Xero till then. Just a warning.

[BCete]

@killercheese101 <--- DAMN this guy is fucking smart killercheese101 you should get a hired in valve to renember to tell people that. sad the only thing i can give you is a big thumbs up and my respect

[wesker99199]

@killercheese101 im 12 to and i got tf2 when it went f2p , im not a stupid whining little bitch like other 12 year olds (not you) i never use a mic and p off children on mics , i love their reactions when i p them off :D

[somebodydaniels]

@killercheese101 It's not the high voice that is the most irritating. It is probably the fact that he says everything that happens, even minor things. This person would go perfectly with Facebook and Twitter.

[TheCalifornianKiller]

@killercheese101 I am 11 and I just started. My voice isnt like a chipmunk. It is sorta low. My mic sucks so I am trying to get a headset. And a laptop for Christmas. My computer has lag galore. I am trying to be a commentator and get the fame. But right now I am trying not to cause of lag and bad mic purposes. Ypu give me a lot of motivation knowing that there is someone else around my age.

[jason808094]

@TheCalifornianKiller don't go for fame or you will not make it trust me I have been around the block a few times I started when i was a sixth grader cheap mic decent desktop and camstudio now I am pretty much in the same shape I was then one more piece of advice for recording computer get a leneovo desktop not a laptop desks are great for gaming were laptops fall very short unless you are willing to spend over 1000 dollars i will give you a link to a great desktop

[gateboy160]

@TheCalifornianKiller i am 11 i started like a week after it went f2p im not f2p my voice is super deep

[killercheese101]

@gateboy160 Well, you're lucky. I'm turning thirteen in January and my voice is still somewhat deep.

[gateboy160]

@killercheese101 deh

[killercheese101]

@TheCalifornianKiller Well, the best way to compare your voice to what is apparently acceptable on the internet is to record it then listen to, say, a 18 year old talk. Don't get a new laptop, make sure you get a new GAMING desktop. If you want me to message you some specifications for a wonderful gaming computer, just ask. Get a somewhat expensive headset, the cheaper ones aren't as hardy as others.

[raz123456789aa]

@killercheese101

thing is mic makes your voice sound so high pitched

[jzl4d]

@killercheese101 You think tf2 is full of faggots that pick on the younger players? Try Counter Strike: source

[marcusb618]

@killercheese101 The map is 2fort

[tristram599]

Giant babyman

[Jakkinator45]

THIS MUST BE MADE INTO A REAL MEET THE! :D

[Exzmo]

You shot me right at the eyeball. :o

Lol, that sounds kinda cute, somehow. xD

[suprememeatball]

I love it when little kids cry it makes me laugh

[Cartoonothing]

I think this kid needs to get his ass whipped with the Disciplinary Action. xP

[ThatBeerIOwedYa]

I once joined a server with 5 or six little kids, and I just ran to the intelligence and they didn't even know it. They were all too busy spamming the mic with HORRIBLE MUSIC!

[Nicklovesgames]

I don't know why, but is it me, or does the minigun as the Heavy sound different?

[Pokegod602]

He called you an Apple!?

[Torchic956]

Once I was having a good time with a Heavy (I play Medic mostly) And a 10-ish kid, playing Spy, tries to defend the BLU intel with us. He just STANDS THERE, GETS KILLED, COMES BACK, BITCHES, GETS KILLED AGAIN, AND BITCHES AGAIN. We told him to go and get the intel. Not even THIRTY SECONDS later, he comes on voice, whining.

[soopakoopavids]

2 people aren't good with children.

[pullahoko]

10. Not bad for a six-year-old.

[SirKhairin]

Why I never have this kind of experience when playing TF2?!?

Awesome video btw

[341464]

YOU FREAKIN APPLE

[BlackSilkNinja]

This is cute for some goddamn reason.

[photolicity]

How the hell did you get up there as a sniper?

[gabefett]

@photolicity he took the stairs that lead right up there

[massiveman82]

Right in the eyeball D:

[backstabber97]

@massiveman82 thats what she said..... LOLLO :D

[12thelurker]

@massiveman82 Poor demoman v_v

[SpartanUnDead]

@massiveman82 YES! Right...IN THE LAPLAND!

[drearystate]

@HerrMorbitzer He is a child and wasn't trolling

[chewysen]

I was expecting something i didn't see in every tf2 server :P

[flameroaster]

You guys fail extremely.Dudes hes not even 10! You think hes 12? God listen to his voice? Puberty starts at 11...

[drearystate]

@flameroaster He is my son playing on my account when he was told not to touch the computer, he was 5 years old at the time of this video and will be 7 this month, he is in a great deal of trouble as of today

[marxandkirbyrocks]

LOL the Heavy just sounded like his dad when he said "Alright..."

[alehop333]

i hate 5 yers ol' kids that think they're awesom by callin' someone arsehole.

stupid wankas

[ellasmjer335]

this babie is more mature than all 12 year old kids that i have seen play, not joking!

[trainlover658]

to be fair, for how old this kid sounded, he doesnt loose it like some of the others out on the network ._.

[egglplant96]

@MrAirmazing someone mad :D!

[VAKanako]

@egglplant96 someone is underage!

[Bittergamer1886]

@egglplant96 No, he's smart.

[spasiba87]

@MrAirmazing You play what you like and that is YOUR choice.

@egglplant96 plays what he likes and that is HIS choice.

I play what I like and that is MY choice.

It is called preference fag.

Don't like what other people play?

Don't watch their fucking videos.

Now go play some more Black Ops.

[XSefProductionX]

@MrAirmazing Trololo.

[XSefProductionX]

@MrAirmazing Trololo is hungry for victims.

[Nutty354]

@MrAirmazing Umadbro?

[LHunterO78]

@MrAirmazing whats "outside"?

[soopakoopavids]

@MrAirmazing I love how so many people give us these wonderful and constructive comments.

[Bittergamer1886]

@MrAirmazing I think you were in the video. C;

[demonpivot1123]

@MrAirmazing <------ =O it's HIM!

[EpicFunkey]

Wow, how did you get that custom 2Fort map? :O

[Georgina1325]

@EpicFunkey ive played on it its umm 2fort payload

[B3dziu]

Better make one video like "Meet the angry german kid" theme xD

[chocolatehoney15]

That kid and his/her parents need a belt.

[drearystate]

@chocolatehoney15 1st of all don't try to tell someone how to discipline their child. He has been disciplined for sneaking on the computer and playing, he has recently been disciplined for these actions even though they took place over a year ago. Using a belt is abuse and he no longer plays any video games aside from his Wii.

[eninco242]

was this during the WAR! update?

[eninco242]

the music fits..... :/

[Kenny6676]

What's that kid's Steam name? I wanna PWN him in TF2

[egglplant96]

@Kenny6676 I ddnt get that far D:

[Kenny6676]

@egglplant96 I think he is Drearystate? Yeah you should give me your TF2 name, I'll play TF2 with ya.

[egglplant96]

Kenny6676 As soon as I hit 750 hours of tf2 I stopped playing and started playing ut2004

[Kenny6676]

@egglplant96 D;

[bubsAKAvermin]

@Kenny6676 I do believe it's Drearystate.

go, kick some ass :D

[Kenny6676]

@bubsAKAvermin I'll kill that child with my Degreaser.

[Kenny6676]

@bubsAKAvermin Then I'll play myself some Penumbra and then drink Ginger Ale. Heheheh, Ginger.

[EpicFunkey]

@Kenny6676 Drearystate

[PriestoftheEmporer]

ahhhh come on, he sounds so cute. I almost feel bad for laughing at 2:40

[HiMyNameIsRoxi]

SNIPERS PEE IN JARS! THEY PEE IN JARS! YEAH THEY PEE IN JARS!

hahaha.

[Eg0n97]

pretty awesome map of 2fort. Wish they had this that in xbox 360 :(

[egglplant96]

@Eg0n97 The xbox is a waste of money trust me

[ShoopDeW00p]

ok, thanks :)

[ShoopDeW00p]

what map's that? It's a diff version of well :P

[egglplant96]

@ShoopDeW00p diff version 2 fort

[ShoopDeW00p]

@egglplant96 oh right yeah xD What's the map called I wanna download it xD

[egglplant96]

@ShoopDeW00p 2fort engie power, its a pretty neat map, theres some cool secrets aswell

[XKulitZX]

how old is he?

I met a girl and 2 boys in a server i joined in

Player name is (as i remember):

Al!ce

taigohalo

Global F@te

I forgot to record them using fraps because Fraps is out of memory

[egglplant96]

@HerrMorbitzer Medic, who else?

[GeneralEco]

lol killing and dieing is part of the game

[akatsukixprincess]

"fuck you motherfucker" I know its bad, but coming from that little kid, thats so fucking cute lmao

[egglplant96]

Sorry for low quality guise, I couldnt edit worth shat without my vegas D:

[papermarioTTYD12345]

"thats right, be a frikin baby"

LIKE YOUR ONE TO TALK!

[Chrillehack]

Dude he dear try talk in microphone let him be. Kids are just kids so let him em be.

[technotorch]

In console : voice_loopback 1

So we can hear what you say

Ow and valve should work on the age restriction of their games

[ClessAlv3in]

Lmao. "No what? You don't like me?" XDD

[jetpackboy14]

They changed 2 fort sooo much on pc compared to xbox 360

[NabsterHax]

@jetpackboy14 You fail.

[papermarioTTYD12345]

@jetpackboy14

this isnt the actual 2fort

this is a modified one

[TylerWinslow72493]

This would be cute if he wasn't cursing like a five year old hardass.

[egglplant96]

Yeah, he must have horrible parrents

[weecarrot]

what map is this?

[egglplant96]

2fort Engie power

[egglplant96]

Man I was a natacha noob

[PrivRyan]

lol @ kids

u gotta love it most when their moms watchin them.

[egglplant96]

7:39 look at the first person on the blue team

[ScreemingMantis]

I think I saw the face of Jesus in all those artifacts

[CS0000001]

Ahaha, I was in this server for this. The Pyro the kid tells to keep using the Teleporter at 2:20 was me, I just kept going through it over and over for no reason - it went from the floor near the spawn to the stairs of the attic, utterly pointless.

[egglplant96]

XD lawl

[pametomat]

Bets placed : 7 Years old