It works! I did it a little different.... smaller spoon, over bowl not on my palm... Over the bowl helped contain the mess. I also didn't pound the shit out of it that hard. All in all a hell of a lot easier then picking the seeds out by hand.
Well, I don't know about the caveman bit, this is exactly how its done in traditional households in India. Except, they tap it all around with a big spoon *before* peeling the skin off. And they carve the skin to peel it off instead of cutting right through. Works quite nicely, IMO.
My BLOOD WENT COLD when I saw this guy cutting the damn thing by holding it and running the knife INTO his hand. You're lucky they don't call you LEFTY!!
Is this a joke? I don't think I have ever seen a worse way to open up a pomegranate! You broke open most of the seeds and smashed the rest! You cut it instead of scoring it! How stupid! This must be a spoof video; you can't be serious.
Stupid, its a lot easier to use a juicer than a spoon to make a pomegranate juice. Even after you recorded and realized you fu--ed it up, you still posted it. How dumb can you be?
@fgromov Iron chef is a timed cooking competition, of course they are going to go as fast as they can. The presentation doesn't matter when you are using seeds. When you are doing it at home though, why fuck it all up and have seeds flying all over the place...but yeah, im the idiot.
search: "How to seed a pomegranate without making a mess" or "Pomegranate Pomegranate: best opening technique" in youtube for FAR less messy ways of cutting them
@Huitzel WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? calm down! hahaha but seriously.. just go die D: and i bet you haven;t even tried this way. holy fuck. i know my pomegranates mate and this is as easy as it gets. ugly fucking troll... haha cute (; now go play in traffic
It would be more efficient if you cut the top off, reveal the chambers, cut along the chambers, then LIGHTLY hit the outter skin and let the seeds drop in a bowl. You won't end up with a bowl of juiceless seeds.
Sorry but your method is the old technique , You are suppose to get a large bowl and fill half of it with cold water and then do the de-seeding under water, The eatable seeds will sink to the bottom and the skin and other white stuff will float to the top which you can catch, use a colander to collect the seeds. This way you don't get any red stains splashes on your clothes or floor. I can do it in less than 4 minutes.
It works! I did it a little different.... smaller spoon, over bowl not on my palm... Over the bowl helped contain the mess. I also didn't pound the shit out of it that hard. All in all a hell of a lot easier then picking the seeds out by hand.
indiebaby 2 weeks ago
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indiebaby 2 weeks ago
how to stain this shit out of everything around you in 95 seconds..
x3wayassassin 1 month ago
OH YEAH BABY SMACK IT HARDER PLEASE !!!!
pupu562 1 month ago 3
If you hit it lighter you waste less :o
looke888 1 month ago
How to Seed a Pomegranate photograchar's way
1. Cut pomegranate in half
2. Place a half seeds down in your palm
3. Beat the sh*t out of it with a spoon
4. Repeat
5. Enjoy
blondebabe791 2 months ago 3
@blondebabe791
step 5 was get messy
anawenta27 1 month ago
that pomegranate looks gross..
KaylaKeifer 2 months ago
0:12 bad pomegranate!
blacky67843 2 months ago
This wasn't aminute...
jaydensmithlova 2 months ago
fuk dis shit im not gonna be lazy anymore
bobbythefatass 2 months ago
poor pomy :(
persianqu33n 2 months ago
lol u dont hit it that hard
theoldskoolrev 2 months ago
it was the most stupid way for seeding a pomegranate :D
I think you own a cloth factory and a furniture factory you replace your whole clothes and furniture in the room after have pomegranate
reza1942 2 months ago
That is the worst damn pomegranate I have ever seen
EstupedMexicanz 2 months ago
WATCH YOUR HANDSS AAAHHHH
atreyu101101 2 months ago
I wanna see the outtake where he hits his own hand.
Fullmetal1890P 2 months ago
That meat stuff inside it looks so good! What type of meat is it?
123Creighton 2 months ago
'violent yet constructive'
jitjpie 2 months ago
You slice it four ways and open it in a bowl of water , that guys a idiot and anyone else who does this .
billherbs4621 2 months ago
@billherbs4621 Yeah achieving the same result in half the time is totally for idiots.
DanMcCaffrey 2 months ago
why eveyone dislikeing? this is actualy the best way to open a pomegranete
GameCritic101 2 months ago
Moron !!!!
G3oRG3BaRB 2 months ago
Well, I don't know about the caveman bit, this is exactly how its done in traditional households in India. Except, they tap it all around with a big spoon *before* peeling the skin off. And they carve the skin to peel it off instead of cutting right through. Works quite nicely, IMO.
swapnaayt 2 months ago
why the hell did you cut it by holding it?
scumbuddy 2 months ago
My BLOOD WENT COLD when I saw this guy cutting the damn thing by holding it and running the knife INTO his hand. You're lucky they don't call you LEFTY!!
chefjefff 2 months ago
WHAT DAH FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?!?!?!?!
Gwodzik1994 2 months ago
Hey jerk!!! Just deseed it in a bowl of water. Maybe you should look at some YouTube vids yourself!
suzyhiphop 3 months ago
OW! Thats gotta hurt!
TheRobert13409 3 months ago
is everyone not seeing that it took him 90 seconds lol
yooperman36 3 months ago
HEY! THX FOR IDEA! NOW I KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN IM MAD!
pusspusskittycat 3 months ago
that's not seeding that's smashing you would be better off smashing it in to a wall
mexifon 3 months ago
GOD I HATE when people cut something holding it in their palm, and SLICING THE KNIFE DOWN towards their hand.....duh !
donpazer 3 months ago
The right way to do it............How To Cut Open a Pomegranate - Episode 7
aishaalobeidy 3 months ago
you can also 'peel' it in a bowl of water. this works to! lol
fatcowricky 3 months ago
u just crushed them all!
maydayfire 3 months ago
Going at it with blunt weapon? Must play a nord in skyrim.
kouriichi 3 months ago 2
don't open my pomegranate
mizzroro559 3 months ago
wrong.
tomfy1979 3 months ago
Is this a joke? I don't think I have ever seen a worse way to open up a pomegranate! You broke open most of the seeds and smashed the rest! You cut it instead of scoring it! How stupid! This must be a spoof video; you can't be serious.
The2ndAvril 3 months ago
is it wrong that i laughed hysterically through the whole thing?
moonlightXscenester 3 months ago 10
@moonlightXscenester it is wonderful that you laughed throughout the entire thing! stay amused.
photograchar 3 months ago 3
@photograchar okie dokie
moonlightXscenester 3 months ago
WTH!! what r u trying to do ?? holly shit
Drajo0o0oN007 3 months ago
YOU DUN GOOFED!
xxlazylizardxx 3 months ago
this made me a little sad
QueenofPancakes5260 3 months ago 2
Fail
grethomory 3 months ago 2
you stink
froy418 3 months ago
hahahaXD you made me laugh hard with this one....thanks! haha
mcrss26 3 months ago 2
'MERICA! FUCK YEAH!
brandenba1 4 months ago 2
recently wealth !!
ThePalBos 4 months ago
already fucked it up by cuttin it in half.
FloridianAsshole22 4 months ago 2
It doesn't look very ripe.
fatdanios 4 months ago
stupid americans...
iDontbreakPS3 4 months ago
@iDontbreakPS3 Heyyyy,this isn't the only reason why us American's are stupid..
shockedj98 4 months ago
"How to WASTE a pomegranate in 95 seconds"
MaxSk8rr 4 months ago 47
its how to juice the fruit video . ha
sherifabdo100 5 months ago
You guys act like you've never seen a straight guy open a pomegranate.
DontCloudMe 5 months ago 3
caveman hungy! caveman smash.... O___o
japanesetyperdriver 5 months ago 32
@japanesetyperdriver Screw you man I pissed my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VictorA12324 2 months ago
Stupid, its a lot easier to use a juicer than a spoon to make a pomegranate juice. Even after you recorded and realized you fu--ed it up, you still posted it. How dumb can you be?
mannymack 5 months ago
loooooooool
m0o0o0n 5 months ago
he forgot to cut it on the sides.
he now has made Pomegranate juice!
He has no clue as what he is doing!
TomSolivin 6 months ago
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imdubfeimous 6 months ago
Make a cup of air with your hands you...
hoan999999 7 months ago
I was laughing SOOO loud!
BeniPAK 8 months ago 2
How a primate eats a Pomegranate, should be new title
kurisujpn 8 months ago 2
@kurisujpn its funny tho because a profesional chef on iron chef jsut used this method..idiot
fgromov 8 months ago
@fgromov Iron chef is a timed cooking competition, of course they are going to go as fast as they can. The presentation doesn't matter when you are using seeds. When you are doing it at home though, why fuck it all up and have seeds flying all over the place...but yeah, im the idiot.
kurisujpn 8 months ago
poor pomegranate =/ you will be missed (cause of death smashed to death)
jlizzymlove 8 months ago
hahahahaaa. Tittle should say: mashed pomegranate in 1:30 minute :-P
eugie73 8 months ago
I'm Going To Kill You And All The Juice Is Gone
hermes449810 8 months ago
dumbass you cut it ALL wrong
BagOfWeird 10 months ago
holy shit...your going to lose a finger by the way you cut your pomegranate D:
grunnythegreenbunny 10 months ago
search: "How to seed a pomegranate without making a mess" or "Pomegranate Pomegranate: best opening technique" in youtube for FAR less messy ways of cutting them
DreachFhoula 10 months ago
@Huitzel WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? calm down! hahaha but seriously.. just go die D: and i bet you haven;t even tried this way. holy fuck. i know my pomegranates mate and this is as easy as it gets. ugly fucking troll... haha cute (; now go play in traffic
HelloSierraBardot 10 months ago
almost correct .....Watch:
youtube.com/watch?v=-4jv8wB4cDk
revnu2 1 year ago
You killed it.
Lisa13245 1 year ago
HAHAHA!,..lol on all the comments!
mustangc80 1 year ago 3
How to mess up a pomegranate in 60 seconds
chelzeydarling 1 year ago 2
ovi amerikanci sta god da uzmu u ruke sjebu totalno ;d
andjusic 1 year ago
when ur jc eatin them do u just have little staining kernels flying to undisclosed locations in ur idiot dorm room???
rocklobsta1415 1 year ago
when ur jc eatin them do u just have little staining kernels flying to undisclosed locations in ur idiot dorm room or apt????
rocklobsta1415 1 year ago
Um that was the ugliest pomegranate ive ever seen anyways(before he smashed it)
umwow11 1 year ago
ewwwww
babuisabeast 1 year ago
idiot ruined the pomagranate... hahaha!
AJSwisgirl 1 year ago
u eat the seeds....
olegbrowncompanys 1 year ago
wow thats fucking messy lmao.. and breaks all the seeds fucking horrible lol spend 10minutes and do it right.
1337NoFear1337 1 year ago
Treat a pomegranate like a baby, you don't smash it.
You stab it repeatedly and rip out its guts and eat them!
yourlifeisaverage 1 year ago 2
your sopposed to use a knife handle dumbass
mrsnowman102 1 year ago
why the fuck did you open it like that?! why not take the crown off then put the sides and break into sections! you ruined the damn thing!
setchemati 1 year ago
chill guys. This is the American way right here. respect.
WhoIsLyndoh 1 year ago
@WhoIsLyndoh
American way huh-ha? smash everthing !! idiots...
AJSwisgirl 1 year ago
@gzussturbo
They have a part IX?!?!?!
:O
bleedingxxaurora 1 year ago
It would be more efficient if you cut the top off, reveal the chambers, cut along the chambers, then LIGHTLY hit the outter skin and let the seeds drop in a bowl. You won't end up with a bowl of juiceless seeds.
gzussturbo 1 year ago
@gzussturbo
I think we all know which video you saw before this one xD
bleedingxxaurora 1 year ago
YOU FUCKED IT UP!!!!!
shazbot10 1 year ago 60
he totally ruined it, bet the seeds had no juice left in them...
MasterBlaid 1 year ago 3
Jesus Christ you stupid motherfucker... you smashed it!
ZogXll 1 year ago 71
what did that poor pomegranate ever do to you! he had a family! a wife and three kids! MURDERER!!!
leonard03 1 year ago
@niacal4nia
this video is less than 1 minute and 40 seconds... can you top that?
anyway, this is more efficient, check it out. the water technique is time consuming and requires more kitchen equipment
.youtube.com/watch?v=rnujQquKCQY&feature=related
chopaface 1 year ago
it was over 60 sec
danielmingyanyeung 2 years ago
Sorry but your method is the old technique , You are suppose to get a large bowl and fill half of it with cold water and then do the de-seeding under water, The eatable seeds will sink to the bottom and the skin and other white stuff will float to the top which you can catch, use a colander to collect the seeds. This way you don't get any red stains splashes on your clothes or floor. I can do it in less than 4 minutes.
niacal4nia 2 years ago 2
@niacal4nia wow thats fast i just wish it were the time of season when all of the pomegranates come out XD
watchvideosofme 1 year ago