The Five Stages Of A Giraffe In Quicksand

[OolaGaga]

lol! :P

[mmuu9966]

MOTHER #BEEP#!! MOTHER #BEEP#!! MOTHER #BEEP#!! - Best bit xD

[ijwashere]

@mmuu9966 It's actually MOTHER #BEEP#, FATHER #BEEP#, MOTHER #BEEP#... but that is the best bit!

[mmuu9966]

@ijwashere No it isn't :P

[DudeItsLizzy25]

@mmuu9966 LOL!! I keep replaying that part! When I saw this for the first time on TV I fucking LOST IT!!!

[mmuu9966]

@DudeItsLizzy25 It's on TV? :O

[TVlover014]

I lose it when he reaches the depression stage. SO funny. The crying that is.

[TaiwaneseElfLady]

Giraffes do not have voice boxes!

[MejjiaFrancis]

OMG, I am doing a presentation on death and dying on the last week before Christmas and wanted a clip. I so glad I found this. The presentation will be sad but it will end with a laugh. I LOVE IT!

[satuuuuuuuurn]

Are ya there God it's me, giraffe xD

[emberpretty]

DABDA! we all go through those stages..but this one's funny!

[PCade01]

Thumbs up if you laugh when giraffe cried.

[PCade01]

hahahahaha it is one of the funniest one ever !!

[needen8]

and thats how Ze Mole make a dying giraffe sound from south park

[jeffersonyaj]

are you there god? LOL!!!!

[nickelbackchick44]

ugh i wana bite someone in the face!!!!!! best part ever :P hhaa!!!!!!

[Zalamedas]

STUPID QUICKSAND!! STUPID JUNGLE!! I WANNA BITE SOMEONE IN THE FACE!!! MOTHER *** MOTHER *** MOTHER ****!!!

[stephen7747]

Thumbs up if Stage 2 is your favourite (Y)

[Mainland444]

MOTHER @$&%&$ STUPID JUNGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PriinzSlautner]

haha hilarious!

[Norrec87]

stage 4 is still perfect.

[Tandal22]

I was like, Ok. GL!

[srk4ever2006]

this is a ture

[DocThePug]

press 2 and he says WELL THIS IS JUST FU%KING PERFECT!

[al8maaar]

ههههههههههههههههه

[EpicooL89]

yep then you get stepped on .. :D

[TRK2004]

ديسلاك لاني مافهمت

[hatrixcom]

@TRK2004 هههههه والله إني مثلك

[fadilto]

@TRK2004 you need to study psychology ya akheee. The 5 stages are what people go through when they are in bad situations.

[SupeRShooDi]

" I promise , no more peeing on ur shorter creatures " loool this is so FUNNY :""D

[kamoon1000]

متى ابدا ارطن انقلش

[Mika7194enriquez]

awwwwwwww.... very cute giraffe!!

[smartcookie461]

the giraffe made 2 youtube accounts and disliked this vid twice, after he got out of the quicksand

[superh22]

Toys R' Us Will never been the same :(

[YellowLegion]

Is that Seth Green?

[kovallmi]

@YellowLegion yes this is from Robot Chicken, he is co-producer of the show :)

[supadupdip]

It's the five stages of grief -_________-

[darkmajor9]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­

[RusticLou]

stage six : a fucking dead giraffe

[Disneyfancutie19]

stage 2 the funniest! LMAO

[TheShopiholic208]

My friend on quizazz put this on one of her stories,My mom's like " (-.-") What are you watching"

[alexrussoisawesome]

@TheShopiholic208 OMG I KNOW RIGHT? I think I'm reading the same thing as you!

[TheShopiholic208]

@alexrussoisawesome It's like A Russia Love story ( for HetaliaSoul)

[alexrussoisawesome]

@TheShopiholic208 OMG WE ARE READING THE SAME THING!

[TheShopiholic208]

@alexrussoisawesome LIKE OMG (Im turning into Poland)

[alexrussoisawesome]

@TheShopiholic208 Like totally omg! [Is totally turning into Poland cause he's one of her older brothers] :D

[TheShopiholic208]

@alexrussoisawesome lol. When I feel like I'm turning into him I say "OhMiGosh! I'm turning into Poland" Then I remeber None of my friends know who Poland is.

[alexrussoisawesome]

@TheShopiholic208 Oh god XD Coolio. I freaking love Poland! I'm 50% German and like 25% Polish. And other crap that I can't remember right now. Have it on weeworld XD But I am Spanish :)

[TheShopiholic208]

@alexrussoisawesome My friends need to watch Hetalia

[alexrussoisawesome]

@TheShopiholic208 ikr?

[TheShopiholic208]

@alexrussoisawesome :I  :)))

[alexrussoisawesome]

@TheShopiholic208 XD

[SiDwey5]

WELL THIS IS JUST F***ING ..STUPID QUICKSAND STUPID JUNGLE ARRGGG I WANNA BITE SOMEONE IN THE FACE

MOTHER F***ER

MOTHER F***ER!!

MOTHER F***ER!!!................ROFLM­AO!!!!!

[vestraya]

aww robot chicken!

[DNJ9o9o]

1 dislike..haha

[CelesteK]

And Clink! I think I hit the bottom. ****!

LOL!

[CelesteK]

OOOHHH HA HA HA HA I WANT MY MOMMY!!!

LOL!!!!!

[dahuterschuter]

I miss Robot Chicken.

[KumoriGurasu]

That was unexpected XD.

[wotchermuggle]

Soooo hilarious!

[Inuyrocks192]

lmaooooooooo anger and depressing kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

[makinmesmile96]

i have no idea how many times me and my friends have watched this lol hahaha it never gets old XD

[savageslayer2323]

1 person is stuck in quicksand... haha

[13Crazygir]

And everyone gets there own slurping machine! Ya! Take me sweat death! I await your loving embrace. "thump" What? I think I just hit the bottom. F***.

Awesome!!!

[asmara124]

IT HURTS FROM LAUGHING!!! xD

[dwadefan45]

"Are you there God?"

hahahaha

[hunters39]

This is amazing!!! My fave is anger... AHH I WONNA BIGHT SOMEONE IN THE FACE!!! MOTHER FUCKER MOTHER FUCKER MOTHER FUCKER

[TotoTropical155]

wow!!! that is REALLY deep for humans!

[gaianfreak]

It's funny how the giraffe says "STUPID JUNGLE" when the background looks like a desert.

[tegneren33]

One of my favorites. The other one is the gummi bear.

[ganon7878]

not cool 1:30

[theridar6]

this was sucha fucked up redneck show .. but i still dont know why i liekd it

[zombiekilla464]

Haha the end. What bitch that's gotta be.

[superlarryman]

I LOVE ACCEPTANCE

"Take me sweet death I await your loving embrace!"

(thump)

"What?"

"I think I hit the bottom."

"F***."

(little creature comes by and squeaks and jumps on giraffes head and jumps across)

LOLZ

[cutiegirl3311]

Are you there god? It's me, Giraffe. L-listen if you would just give me a oligan on this quicksand thing...I promise....I promise no more peeing on shorter creatures. Egh-You got a deal?

[spaekster]

@cutiegirl3311

its Mulligan, and means getting an extra chance :p

[mrswhosthatchick]

this is the shit(:

[Stickclickxx]

That SUCKS! To hit the bottom and just get stuck? ah forget that lol

[jprc03]

"I wanna bite someone on the face!"

[twilight18love]

HAHAHAHHA love this video!!

Stage 3: Bargaining - "Are you there God, its me, Giraffe, listen if you would just give me a mulligan on this quick sand thing, i promise, i promise, no more peeing on your shorter creatures"

funniest thing ever XD

[glowbow130]

"and everybody gets there own slurpy machine"

[LollypopLivi]

I hope u know these five stages ar the 5 stages of suicide... But I fucking love this video!

[bv310]

@LollypopLivi It's the 5 stages of dying, not suicide. Still a hell of a video though.

[ZackiiByNatalie]

@bv310 Its actually the 5 stages of grief LOL

[TheyBastardisedJesus]

depression is silent

[katdee76]

Love this. The whole range of emotions when in a real dilemma.

[xyz0mx]

lol

[goog2k]

Are you really Elizabeth Kubler-Ross???

LOL!!!

(Hilarious)

[Harrypotterfan334]

well ths is just fucking perfect stupid quicksand! stupid jungle! Argh, I wanna bite someone in the face! mother fucker! mother fucker! mother fucker! Ahh! Fuck! Stupid Jungle Fuck!!

[Wiser1996]

rofl

[MakiD2010]

so funny!!!

[justmyluck141]

rotfl i love stage 2 lol

[Witchie135]

that giraffe swears a lot

[MapleMusic742]

"And everyone gets their own slurpie machine." :D

[missbabygurl123]

Haha! Too funny!! " I promise god no more peeing on the shorter animals!"

[OHMYPENCIL]

i love the depression part

[animallover2047]

"Well this is just f***ing perfect!! stupid quicksand! stupid jungle! Argh, I wanna bite someone int he face! motherf**! motherf***! motherf***! Ahh! F***! Stupid jungle! F***!!"

[DivineSlayer1]

@animallover2047 nice job with an original comment, supposed animal lover

[JuiceTheDrummer]

@animallover2047 lol i lov dat part

[JuiceTheDrummer]

@animallover2047 lol

[EverlastingTwilight1]

Oh! I Love this ♥

[NDREINAN]

hilarious! i was laughing my a** off

[muddingfreak95]

i think i hit the bottom

fuck

[backbiter001]

i ike the anger and depression part.

[LaBellaVita0112]

I fell off my chair laughing at this. Oh my God. Thank you, KD, for introducing this to me! Ahhh, see? Health CAN be fun! XD

[Raven2389]

MOTHER F*CKER! MOTHER F*CKER! MOTHER F*CKER! Hahaha!