Stalkers
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  • What happen to chance ?!?!?!

  • I miss chance!

  • matt! matt! matt! matt! what are you? what are you doing? NOOOOO noooooo nooo ohh my God screamm!!!!!! hahahahahaha so funny

  • all three of you are reeaalllyy hot :)

  • @callmecrazybecoziam STOP SWEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • what the hell is Matt whispering in the bloopers? XD

  • @flower69456 I think it is.. "I need your ass" haha

  • @ShortGirlWithGlasses Lmao oh wow xD

  • Oh shit david, i think were ganna fuckin die

  • best part, no birds at "the birds flying over me"

  • dear dood in hat i want your hat..... really bad PLEASE i need it.

  • When they died right next to Dave it was either bird shit, broken egg, or throw up.

  • *****This video should get alot more veiws*****

  • на гитаре еще ниче играют

  • 3:09 - 3:11

    "Success!"

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  • :( i miss chance. He was soooo better than swifty. :P

  • LMFAO

  • Russell Brand + Shane Dawson = Matthew Brown. Don't you think?

  • Lol

  • Haven't watched this one in a LONG time XD I still remember the lyrics, haha a

  • You looked slightly like shane at first.

  • HE KILLED CHANCE! >:O

  • lol, the singer is super hot

  • he reminds me of Russell Brand for some reason . I dont know why. hes cute tho

    the movie take him to the greek. that guy . funny vid

  • This video was not worth watching. I'm sorry.

  • he pointed to his dick cause the pop up didnt pop up till the edited this video!

  • HAHAHAHAHA the singer's voice is priceless!

  • i love when people have green eyes and brown or black hair.

  • 141 people ran out of toilet paper while takin a shit

  • Wow this was 2 1/2 years ago!

  • lol what is he saying at the blooper part

  • Amazing shit xD

  • i salute to the people who died in this video...

  • Ahahah! Just imagine having someone sing to everything you do all day long... Damn! I would just beat the shit out of themm! xD Probably who paid the band for him didn't really love him... :ss Love it!! =b

  • lol scrub dub ,dub dub ,dub

  • o.o ur all good looking

  • LOVE the outtakes LOL

    ~Em!~

  • u guys r freakin' awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the guy singing is cute

  • LOL.

  • i am seriusly lmao

  • what does he say at the end to make them laugh

  • Oh you got my valentines gift!:D

  • I'm not a stalker!

    By the way, you're out of milk.

  • The singer is hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttt ;D

  • You have beautiful eyess. <3__<3

  • xD their cool stalkers lol yet annoying

  • it would have been funnier if they peed their pants

  • YES! YOU FINALLY KILLED THEIR ASSES! XD

  • o-0 I feel like I loose a lil piece of what's left of my sanity everytime I watch one of your vids... Keep makin' them X3

  • lol hahaaahaha that was soooo funny!!1 ROFLAMO!!!

  • lmao, that dude uses the same tone in every song XD hahahaha

  • WOW!!! Chance Explosion is a cutie!!! naw,fuck that.. he's HAWT!!!!!

  • i JUST realized that was chance =O

  • ok am i the only one here who wants the chords so i can play it for my friends????lol...yeah im wierd(:

  • 2:20 ROFL!!!!!

  • The singer is sexy...

  • lmao god i wish this was me but my school would never forgive me if i brought them with me lol

  • i miss chance

  • o.0 the little chibi guy at 3:24 looks like L Lawliet!!! O. o 

  • @xXMehMuffinXx I Thought So To! Omg Thats Funny! xD

  • @omgtheplasticsmiles

    I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought that. RIP Jimmy foREVer. And in the bloopers, it sounded like something he would day like when he was drunk.

  • 3:39 what is he sayin?

  • @82ilovevic he is saying i hate your ass

  • @ShortieHollyGirl oh lol thanks

  • you have really pretty eyess

  • So i DID see you in Onision's videos!!!!! :O

  • someone plz tell me what the guy says when he's in the bed during the bloopers

  • um, good video. but you have girl hands xD lol

  • weird

    

  • OMG!I WAS LITTERALY ROLLING ON THE FLOW LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!

  • 4:05-4:12 you fucking fuck ???? thats not nice but its funny as hell !!

  • "Burning like hot sauce on your anus." Best quote ever.

  • Chance is sooo fucking cute! <3

  • what was he whisperin nywaizz?

  • THIS VID SUCKS!!

  • @VampItUp630 fuck off and get over your life biatch dont be hatin on swifty

  • @VampItUp630 okay, 1. Swifty made this video nearly two years before yours. 2. He worked for his views, and didn't get them by spamming or whatever you're doing. 3. So you say this video sucks, but you have "the same video"... so does that mean your video sucks as well?

  • I have like the same vid and I have 7 views but this guy has 25000...!what the hell!!!!

  • LOL!!

    

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  • when the dud is laying in bed he looks just like "The Rev" from Avenged Sevenfold <3

  • U sound like Creed haha

  • Dude he sounds like creed haha

  • that was the longest captcha thing ive ever had to do it was like 15 letters....wtf?

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS!!! that was amazing! i wish i could have a band follow me around all day, that would make my life whole lmfao. YES

  • burning like hot sauce....on your.....anus!

  • i can just imagine swifty murdering someone and as they spit up blood and breathe their last breath do that motion at 3:09

  • watsa he saying da bloopers?

  • 'Brushin your tee-ee-ee-eeth.' XD XD

  • 135 people don't have humor in them.

  • yuu sleep with yur glasses on? hahahaha sexy

  • i listened to what swifty said in the end ...i could not figure out what hes saying....TELLLLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @shbjsja ill eat ur haed

    

  • ooh shit that was so hilarious swiftyyyyy hhaaa yaaa

  • The bloopers are hilarious!!! :D

  • MAN...I remember the day WE met....

  • i love how when he pushed him off the balcony and he just stared at them when they where dying

  • chance sounds like hinder..:)

  • Chance is sexier than Swifty! <3

  • you wear your glasses to bed?...

  • Respond to this video... lol plus i like the hootie and the blowfish sound

  • The songs like something off south park lol

  • they sound like Creed!

  • looks like an epic valentines day.

  • I wake up with my glasses on too! :D.

  • i think they need to tighten the straps on ur straightjacket

  • Matt looks like Jim Carry in Yesman when he is laying in his bed at the end of the vid^^

  • after i watch your videos, i talk in an accent for like, the rest of the day

  • Thumbs up if you think the guy singing sounds like that dude from Creed.

  • ".....looking over at me, i look the fire in his eyes, oh shit david i think we are gonna fucking die...WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW, NO NO DONT DO IT" AHAHAHAAAHAHAHA LOL YOU GUYS SHOULD ... NO YOU MUST MAKE A MOVIE

  • scary stalker LoL

  • Chance sounds really sexy :DD

  • Wow Dave and Chance I am most intrigued by this video. We must speak of this the next time we gather lol. Funny stuff

  • hehe ilovethis kiddd

  • ass id burin like ffiiyah!!!

  • yeah. sometimes i sleep with my glasses on too.

  • "take this laughing shit out of our sistem... HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA (random) wualulululuu wualululuuu wualululu... CHANCE!" woooow! can't stop repeting that part xD

  • Chance did frickin' sweet in this video! He actually outshined Swifty. ;P

  • how can you NOT love this guy???

    (they must be bieber fans)

  • i almost choked on my food while watching thiss

  • you sleep in your glasses ? lol jk

  • @motogsxr1121 and nothing but them :)

    

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  • SHAVE UR FACE

  • The cute little person guy on his logo makes me smile uncontrollably. Is that a bad thing?

  • waw this guys hot man!

  • Oh my gosh. This was hilarious!

  • lol the singer reminds me of M Shadows alil

  • Lmao XD

  • They kinda remind me of tenacious d

  • epic idea gettin a band to follow someone around all day but as long as someone is carryina triangle its even better

  • how old are you? lol u look 30 at the begining of the vid

  • I love how you dropped the eff bomb and you're wearing a cross around ur neck.

    hypocrite.

  • @abbster15 faggot who really gives a fucking shit -wheres a cross- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.....jk i dont really care tho

  • fail.

  • Lmao.

  • Chance is really hot.;)

  • that would suck i would be like KILL ME KNOW!!!! :)

  • hahaha funny!

  • did anyone notice how matt woke up with his glasses on xDD

  • that guy is actually a really good song!

    swifty would be a good actor in like a Texas Chain Saw Massacre movie!

  • I love how you were angrily shaking the toilet paper roll, like it you shook it hard enough, more would magically appear. Haha (:

  • Dave look like Rhett from Rhett&Link =o

  • You kinda look like jared leto

  • Thumbs up if you think Chance sounds like Nickelback.

  • @Ashchethem Thumbs up if you think Nickelback sounds like Cher.

  • @Ashchethem more like Creed.

  • @Ashchethem LOL more like Staind

  • @Ashchethem More like Creed..

  • @Ashchethem CREED!!!?? NOT NICKELBACK? WTF HAHA

  • hahaha i couldnt stop laughing you are hilarious!!!!!!!!

  • :0 Your lil icon thing, with the straight jacket looks like L from Death Note dude! :P

  • @yuubishouki IKR! =D I cosplayed as him! :epicfaic:

  • 3:47 "CHANCE!"

  • 1:38 fuckin hilarious

  • LMAO! this is the first time i watch this!..soooo hilarious!!

  • I thought you were being serious about the band. Until I saw it was Chance and the other one (lol I dont know his name) . lol :) had me fooled.

  • NO! u killed chance lol

  • DAMN, you're tall!

    (and sexy)

  • chance isn't a bad singer lol

  • Swifty would make a good actor in a horror movie as a murderer.

  • LOL

  • they sound like pearl jam hahahahah

  • I got braces a few days ago. I have terrible sores from 'em. :(

    So I had to literally hold the inside of my cheeks and lips away from my braces so I could laugh comfortably. XDXDXD

  • LOl, THEY'RE STILL NOT FRICKIN DEAD?!

  • are you sure youre not related to shane dawson?

  • CHANCE IS AWESOME AT SINGING

  • Hahaha i laughed soo hard

  • When they fell it even hurt me.

  • 3:07 someone's happy

  • this is such win

  • I laughed so hard i almost passed out,lol

  • AHHHHHH UR DIFFERENT FROM THE I AM GAY VIDEO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @OctopusBurrito That video was from 2008 and this one is from 2009.

  • Jared Leto??Jared's evil twin??