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  • Now let's talk about how stupid Gallagher is...

  • THAT LEPRECHAUN'S ON ACID!!

  • i'm not sure he went over...

  • I think the main problem is that he pronounces "poem" like an uneducated hick.

  • I was at this show

  • Just smash the fruit and shut up

  • BLACK GALLAGHER BITCH!!

  • He so looks like Dr.Phil.

  • @amusicalnightmare my first impression too :P

    but a lot thinner

  • I have Gallagher: The Maddest, Melon Crazy, The Book keeper, Totally new and Stuck in the sixties on my channel!

  • funny for children

  • He's not that funny carrot top is like his shitty as mini him

  • HAHAHAHAHA funny mutha fucka !

  • Great routine about the english language. I do feel sorry for people that are trying to learn english.

  • bill hicks brought me here,

  • What do you expect from an language that's an amalgamation of five different languages?

  • @panterguy

    Latin, Greek and what else?

  • DONT thump up, if there was no video bringing u here!!

  • @SilveradoNL fuck off cunt

  • @SilveradoNL bag!

  • Thumbs up if NO ONE CARES WHAT BROUGHT YOU FAGS HERE

  • Tumbs up if FPSRussia brought you here

  • gallagher kinda looks like Jason "mayhem "Miller

  • I had to stop it when he said poem like it rhymes with home. It doesn't.

  • 85 morons don't get it,long live gallagher

  • bill hicks brought me here =D I see what he meant now...

  • David Crosby?

  • N-U-M-B NUMB!.. *everybody laughs* ...wtf

  • @kiefer12345 they are in a laughing mood.

  • Saw Gallagher at the Sainte Rock a couple weeks ago. He's still got it!

  • so glad were passed acts like this. I mean for fuck's sake.

  • This reminds me of Kat Williams skit about the spelling bee..

  • I came here to see fruit get smashed, damn it.

  • He was the greatest

  • thumb's up IF searching for GALLAGHER brought you here... Duh..!

    I had to

  • I'm not normally a thumb whore, but

    Thumbs up if Marc Maron brought you here.

  • when does this video get to the funny part?

  • @jbond5150 LEAVE, NOW

  • @jbond5150 it doesnt.

  • the last joke made me lol but nothing else was that funny

  • He makes you think while laughing your ass off.We need more comedians like that.

  • @doughesson Too bad we lost Carlin some time back. At least we still have Lewis Black, Dennis Miller, and Gallagher.

  • Get well soon Gallagher...

  • where is the one wher he talks about cats? "oughta make butt flavor cat food"

  • We didn't even have the internet in these days. What the hell did we all do with ourselves back then?

  • R.I.P you will be missed!

  • @CrazyGameCollector he's not dead yet... just had a collapse. he's in recovery.

  • @CrazyGameCollector

    He's not dead.

  • GREAT!

  • People just don't think anything is funny nowdays unless it has a "hip, cool, newage 21st century spin on it!" Where we have to use words like "fuck" "special" "pwned" "noob" "fail" 100 million times.

  • a dangerously insane human being

  • @T16Akatsuki Like most insane people thought I think he's really smart with a high IQ, what he says makes sense. English is way too complicated.

  • best one why do they call them buildings?

  • Man, I used to think he was hilarious. Then I found real comedians. He's good if you're 8, I suppose.

  • @agreen182 Who? Like comedians who gain laughes by saying "FUCK" like every second? And tell sex jokes?

  • @littlebit19801 your ignorance is stunning! Yes, Brian Regan and Demetri Martin and Mike Birbiglia only survive on their swearing. If you think Gallagher is funny, you don't know what funny is.

  • @agreen182 This guy has a huge fan base, so what ever is funny is what makes you laugh.

  • @littlebit19801 Oh really? That must be why he's an old bitter racist now. Because he's doing so well and is adored by so many people.

  • @agreen182 He makes comedy out of simple everyday stuff that's what makes him so funny, I mean I used to think about this shit too when I was a kid, like why words are spelled so screwed up like they are, they should be spelled as they sound like in other languages! And HOW pray tell is he a racist?

  • @agreen182 When have you ever heard Brian Regan swear?

  • This isn't funny.

  • Wow this guy sucks. WTF Pod FTW!!!

  • If he's gonna criticize the shit perhaps he should know how to pronounce the shit. Poem has 2 syllables and it doesn't rhyme with comb or home.

  • @eksyte

    it depends where your from, and your accent.

  • @11cored11 Most people don't pronounce it like that, so it doesn't work.

  • Carrot Top is not a bad comedian.

  • i teach ESL. this vid's the story of my life

  • chappelle show brought me here. 12/29/10 at 7:15pm.

  • thumbs up if the chapelle show brought you here

  • the last joke is stolen!! what a fag...

  • @kkevi21 Because all jokes are born out of entirely novel perspectives from totally unique individuals they are always mutually exclusive.

  • @kkevi21 So, stealing a joke makes him a homosexual and merits him a gay bashing term? Hmm

  • this guy is fucking terrible

  • thats not comedy. thats just stating the obvious and trying to sound intelligent. is that audience full of chavs, neds and rednecks or something?

  • @DragulaPryder

    if it was so obvious why didnt you say it 1st

  • @Shinnyuu2 Obvious:

    1. easily seen, recognized, or understood; open to view or knowledge; evident: an obvious advantage.

    in other words everyone knows already. "hey the english language has been around for hundreds of years, but look! gallagher has shown me something i never noticed, what a genius he is! he must have a massive intellect to point out something everyone stopped finding interesting or worthy of pointing out YEARS AGO. his audience certainly isn't a bunch of brain dead morons"

  • 65 people are the butt of the jokes

  • What a hack!

  • i am italian and having learnt english the hard way (by hearing on tv) for me this guy make a great point.

    i am italian and we use the letters sounds how it is supposed to be he is making a good point

  • @ErikCartman I am learning Spanish the same way LOL It doesn't help that English is a hodgepodge of German, Latin, Greek, French, Spanish, Gaelic and Celtic linguistic roots. My mother taught 1st grade for 30 years, and would tell the children she was teaching that the English language has many rules, and all of them have exceptions!

  • @ErikCartman i guess you didnt read very much english on t.v fucking dago wop ginny

  • @ErikCartman i guess you didnt read very much english on t.v fucking dago wop ginny

  • @bullhurley74 you spelled "guinea" wrong. unless "ginny" is some word that im not aware of

  • @ErikCartman I totally understand. I've studied Italian and it definitly makes more sense than English. Eventhough English is my first langauge it IS a messed up langauge!

  • gallagher is for people who think they are watching smart comedy but really he is deceiving those people who think they are smart

  • what a fucking hack.

  • Hes an asshole

  • how can the 64 not like Gallager?

  • not funny

  • Ballheaded motherfucker

  • fuck gallagher you idiots

  • "Carrot top is for people who don't get Gallagher" - Bill Hicks

  • @dannypinn You'd have to be pretty damn dumb to not get him, his jokes are incredibly slapstick.

  • @9hello123 no its not funny he is lame

  • @9hello123 exactly hes calling people who like carrot top exceptionally stupid

  • @dannypinn Bill is FAR supirior. :) RIP

  • @dannypinn I'd give em both thumbs up

  • @dannypinn It sounds like Bill Hicks was insulting Gallagher and carrot top at the same time and their fans.

  • @dannypinn I disagree with Hicks. I think Gallagher is for people who don't get Carrot Top.

  • @dannypinn lol i just came from a very unfunny carrot top video where someone else quoted that lol

  • @dannypinn For those unaware, Bill Hicks was tearing Gallagher apart in that bit.

  • Carlin and Gallagher?? it's like apples and oranges, you guys are fucking dumb. STFO and GTFO MMkkk.

  • Haha I remember seeing this oh so long ago. Still funny.

  • Gallegher is the best. The proof is in the fact that every other comedian makes fun of him.

  • Only punk bitches use mallets.

  • black gallagher is awesome

  • how is this funny?

  • I can get why one idiot would think of these things and consider them funny but that a whole crowd would laugh at them is beyond me. He is like George Carlin for six year olds

  • @lukeharding i dont understand the george carlin for six year olds 

  • @lukeharding How the fuck do you even bring Carlin into this?? No comparison what so ever you tool, it's like a mediocre comedian so just fuck off!

  • it went right over my head!

  • why do people call this funny when its not funny lol

  • @erocktheartist why did u lol that statment when it was not funny O_o

  • @JCarl89 Why stuff thats not funny in some way funny ?

  • @erocktheartist thats ur opinion

  • You people who don't like him just don't get it. Obviously you are probably in your early 20s!! Once you have lived your life some more you might get it!!

  • he is comedy cancer...

  • he is cancer...

  • It hurts to see the english language desecrated like this. 268 people need to go watch some Bill Hicks.

  • What a cornball. No wonder he didn't make it past the 80's.

  • I dont have a response to this video...i do have a response to all the IDIOTS who have their ignorant comments here.......School must have messed some of YOU people up bad....or maybe YOUR MAMMA DID!

  • classic.

  • Interesting how this 'publicservant' guy trolls every gallagher video he can find to post the same stupid message about hating a guy because of personal beliefs you find disagreeable. That's like saying that because Thomas Jefferson owned slaves we should dismiss his amazing contributions to the Constitution because he must have been racist. Dismissing EVERYTHING a person is because they have unpopular beliefs (or you think they do) is both immature and stupid.  It's 2010. Grow up.

  • pretty funny I give him that, but I still don't get the watermelon smashing business

  • i'm sorry but i just had to comment again. this is some seriously unfunny shit.

  • hilarious! and by hilarious, i mean gallagher is the worst comedian in the history of comedy.

  • @openhead he's not the worst you dave chappelle is the worst . this guy he makes you think and obviously you dont like thinking probably u got a iq of 15

  • @MrPeiceofmind666 you can't string together a coherent sentence, and i'm the one with an IQ of 15? anyone with a rudimentary understanding of the english language would find gallagher border-line retarded. now i understand why you like him.

  • @openhead I understand the English language and I find Gallagher funny. What does that make me?

  • @HABI7A7 completely retarded.

  • @MrPeiceofmind666 i actually wrote he's not the worst you Racist FUCK dave chappelle its the same fucking thing as you saying gallager is racist so he is horrible when the majority of black comedians are so fucking racist calling us crackers and shit but if a white comedian says nigger where racist. it doesnt make sence take kramer Aka michael richards the black guy he was going on a bout was making fun of his jewish herritage but some idiot didnt tape it all. so he loses his carrer.

  • @MrPeiceofmind666 you realize you replied to yourself there, right, jefe?

  • @openhead yeah i realize that because i was fixing a typo but besides the point you know im fucking right dont try and change subject,

  • @MrPeiceofmind666 i see. makes sense, much like everything else you've said.

  • @MrPeiceofmind666 The only thing Gallagher makes me think is 'why do idiots like him?'

    But, after reading your posts, it's obvious that you see him as a genius.

  • Gallagher was a thinking man's comedian. He was basically a philosopher who pointed out the absurd.

  • Great comedian right behind Carlin

  • some of this routine sounds like Steven Wright.

  • I Wish this guy was still making appearances... I Loved his stuff!

  • Gallagher had it made. He didn't need to worry about getting old. He was already bald.

  • This guy rocks!!! lol a lot

  • y does everyone hate on him..dude i've been watching sense i was 9 and he is still funny......ya do dosen't do normal jokes he does stupid shit that's funny

  • hack

  • BUILTS!

  • Search youtube for Carlin's seven dirty words and you'll find some proper, intelligent, language humor.

  • its called comedy.... let yourself laugh

  • @annab52675 If I took a photo of myself taking a shit and wrote "comedy" on it with a sharpie, it would be called comedy too. Would you laugh if I gave it to you?

  • YOU WANNA SMASH SOME FRUIT!!!!!!?

  • 0:53 - 1:30

    What cutting edge, sharp, witty stuff.

    If you're brain damaged. And not a fluent English speaker. And if you live in a cave without natural light. And have never read a book. And drank a lot of gasoline as a kid. And think that mediocrity = swearing.

    Gallagher is pretty much the least funny, most overtly moronic quasi-comedian I've ever seen. I kind of hope he gets AIDS, but I don't think it would kill him quickly enough. Fuck his right wing noise.

  • @blackjamm you mad? why you mad?

  • @kylezo I mad.

    Just read an interview with him that pissed me off, that's all. Crazy old cracker.

  • @blackjamm Thats still taking it to far, but not if you are a F@G

  • @blackjamm FTW! words cannot begin to express how much i hate this asshole. i don't quite understand how i can have such contempt for someone i've never even met. he's just so fucking terrible!

  • @openhead if you hate him so fucking much than dont watch it you fucking idiot. at least he doesnt talk about smoking crack and rapping white women.

  • @blackjamm Because he makes fun of stupidity?

  • @HABI7A7 He makes fun of stupidity whilst himself being very stupid. Based on your preference for Dennis Miller - a distinctly mediocre comedian, albeit better than Gallagher - I'd say that you must be a conservative type, and I suppose these are the only two nitwit pseudo-"comedians" left that pander to your point of view. Well, have fun with that, while the rest of the comedy world moves on and finds things that are, you know. Funny.

  • @blackjamm Actually, I don't like Dennis Miller, I was simply saying that he's intelligent. Also, I'm not conservative, and I prefer different kinds of humor. Gallagher is one of the more intelligent comedians, especially by today's standards. I also prefer comedians who point out stupidity, such as the examples from the English language.

  • @HABI7A7 If you think Gallagher is intelligent, especially by the standards of comedy today, then you're mad. Gallagher smashes fruit. Here's a list of comedians who are better and more intelligent than him: Louis CK, Sarah Silverman, Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Brian Posehn...

    Language comedy can be great. But this is rubbish. He speaks slowly and makes obvious "jokes" that most English speakers have made about spelling by the time they're seven.

  • @blackjamm The fact that you said Sarah Silverman is intelligent tells me enough. I'm done with you.

  • @HABI7A7 You say that you need to understand sarcasm to find Gallagher funny. Possibly true. But you need to understand layer after layer of sarcasm, irony, and intellectual comedy to get Sarah Silverman. Her TV isn't so great, but her stand up is incredible. Unlike Gallagher, who tells OBVIOUS jokes that ANYBODY could do, and then smashes fruit, Sarah Silverman tells jokes that aren't obvious - that may have been set up for five minutes but still have a surprising finish.

  • @blackjamm Even Sarah Silverman's standup is unintelligent. I'm not sure how many times I've heard Gallagher say "doodie", but Sarah Silverman has said it in her standup several times. I actually just watched a clip of her standup where she's just making fun of midgets. Yes, you're right, that's high-brow stuff.

  • @HABI7A7 Besides, you're just going for Sarah Silverman, and ignoring the others. She's smarter and funnier than Gallagher, but not the funniest person in the world. David Cross and Patton Oswalt are two fantastic comedians, however. Yes, they make "fun of midgets", but you know what they also do? They also comment hilariously on the world. Gallagher is like a pre-schooler next to a real comedian, and then he has the cojones to criticise "mediocrity" in the Onion AV interview. It's crazy.

  • @blackjamm I was just using her as an example. You called her standup intelligent, and then say Gallagher's is not. Gallagher also comments hilariously on the world. The thing with comedy is that it's 100% opinion-based. I personally find David Cross and Louis CK to be hilarious. I also find Gallagher to be hilarious. You say he's stupid. You find Sarah Silverman funny. I find her to be obnoxious and stupid. It's all a matter of opinion.

  • @HABI7A7 Her stand-up is waaay more intelligent than Gallagher's, and far more interesting - she's willing to go the distance, and not worry if she offends anyone. Gallagher thinks it's funny to say "this word and this word have the same spelling but they are pronounced differently". That's not funny. That's just an accident of history that anyone can point out. Silverman comments hilariously and subversively about stereotyping and race in America. Gallagher talks about race too...

  • @blackjamm Gallagher talks about a lot more than what's in this video. the fact that you're basing your opinion on this tells me that you're too closed-minded to give something a chance. If the first impression is bad, you will never change your opinion. Sarah Silverman does not in any way exhibit intelligence in her act.

  • @HABI7A7 I grew up watching shitty American comedy on Sky when I was younger. I know Gallagher. I'm not basing my opinion on this video, or even on his Onion AV interview, although I'm using both to illustrate the point. Gallagher is just a racist old coot. He's angry about... something, but he never channels that anger into his act (until recently, when he started ranting about the Bible). He smashes fruit, he acts silly, he sprays his audience with coloured water. That's Gallagher.

  • @HABI7A7 ...but when he does it, as per the Onion AV Club interview, it's basically racism. He's not subverting racism at all; he is, it appears, actually a racist. I hope you see the difference.

    He also lacks a sense of comedy timing, something even fucking Dane Cook has.

    And comedy isn't "100% opinion based". We live in the same society, and people either comment on it intelligently or they don't. Gallagher does idiotic social commentary. Sarah Silverman doesn't.

  • @HABI7A7 Gallagher is basically comedy turd for morons with small brains. I honestly have no idea how someone could find this funny, let alone intelligent. "Intelligent" is the last word I'd use to describe this. "Moronic" is better, or possibly "cretinous".

    Herpaderp, "bomb" and "tomb" are spelt the same but said different like! Well boy howdy, ain't that a trick. It's enough to make me spit, ratfer! Comedy gold!

  • @blackjamm Spelt?

  • @HABI7A7 I'm British, and in British English, both "spelt" and "spelled" are correct.

    Saying "doodie" doesn't make you unintelligent; it's just a mixing of high-brow with low-brow, which is a normal practice in comedy (comedy is, after all, about social criticism and the breaking down of boundaries). But Silverman's aristocrats joke is the only one I've heard that is ACTUALLY funny, for instance - she's willing to look at things in a new way and attack sacred cows. For that alone, she's funny

  • @blackjamm I'm just going to call you a hypocrite and be done with it. There's no arguing with someone who contradicts him/herself

  • @HABI7A7 And check out this watch?v=3bObItmxAGc for instance. Silverman's commentary is excellent, her point is well-made, and her timing and delivery are epic. Contrast this with Gallagher. His point is about language, and rather than discussing the interesting uses of languages, he goes off with poor timing, slow, boring delivery and stupid points about the spelling of a few totally inoffensive words, all of which leads to... no real point at all.

    Tbh, I feel sorry for Gallagher.