Demetri Martin on Rove.

[saldunlop]

anyone else notice hes freakin playing the guitar? lol

[MikeBA10]

best comedian ever

[Hannah6412]

i accidentally clapped at the end!

[Intelligenttrees]

@cards2202 Do you have parkinson's?

[amccann7]

Demitri Martin is a comic genius!

[kiddingme01]

Arturo Trejo not a comedian, but funny. And, Steve Hofstetter, hilarious comedian

[SarkoUzumaki]

Not Funny D:

[brainiac554]

@SarkoUzumaki You're what some might call "extremely braindead' also known as a moron.

[ShadowSoul900]

this guy sucks, look up larry the cable guy. hes way better.

[Inrxz]

@ShadowSoul900

....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[JazzSaxUT]

@ShadowSoul900 Comedy is easier when you don't have to think, isn't it?

[HondaKillerG]

@ShadowSoul900 U JELLY?

[SillyHello]

@ShadowSoul900 I looked him up. Let me just say, there's a difference between obvious humour and subtle humour. Thank God we have people like you who don't quite understand subtle humour, otherwise you'd be in the chair next to us asking to explain it all the time. Thank you, sir.

[ShadowSoul900]

@SillyHello well i bet your just brilliant aren't you? first of all when did i say i didn't understand his humor? if you can point that out to me i would appreciate it. what i said was i didn't enjoy, big difference from not understanding. And wouldn't me not understanding cause me to ask you to explain it? When i don't understand something i ask until i do, i have a feeling you don't. I also have a feeling your not as intelligent as you think. "thank you, sir."

[wspsaves]

@ShadowSoul900 Dude...I mean....a fair rebuttal but like........dude..........Larr­y the Cable Guy > Demetri Martin..........what? How do you feel about Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg, etc.? I personally feel that even if you understand the jokes, you might not understand WHY they're so clever and funny, that would be my guess. It tickles your brain not your penis and your beer gut, lil' different

[ShadowSoul900]

@wspsaves lmao at the larry the cable guys jokes tickling my penis and beer gut. And actually Demetri Martin and Mitch Hedburg are two of the few stand up comedians i like, their fucking great. I've never heard of Steven wright tho. But yeah i was just "trolling" i guess, it was a joke. Larry is painful for me to watch, and all his movies are twice as bad. Its just funny to see how people react when i say larry is better than a actual good comedian haha.

[wspsaves]

@ShadowSoul900 Not suggesting you're unintelligent as a person, I'm just suggesting you have a very derivative, bland, uninventive sense of humor if you appreciate Larry the Cable Guy more than Demetri Martin, that's all....

[budellababy]

"Are those hermit crabs?"

"Not anymore...these are mingling crabs. Very rare..."

LMAOOOO



[cards2202]

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[marita682]

demetri you are best

[whiteserenity]

Hahaha. "It's a boy.... sort of."

[mynameismark25]

Everyone who appeared in the Flight of the Conchords are awesome. My kind of people. Demetri and Arj are my two favourite comedians right now.

[schmands]

did you see that rove? that's how you write a joke that is funny.

[sktrbypro77x6]

important things with demetri martin on my channel :DD

[deepbluePee]

more like 'sit down'

[EffLabels]

Greek comedy god

[cable729]

@Sunnysun033 no, they are literally the exact jokes. Like, exactly the same. Go listen to mitch for a bit, come back and watch this video again. You'll see the same jokes. Seriously, they're the SAME, UNALTERED jokes.

[crimsonvipor]

I miss Rove

[AccordingToWillow]

@keaneterpol That statement is true of everything.

[RyantheCanuckpirate]

I only found out about Mitch Hedberg after he died. Thank God we still have Demetri.

[2300Kenzie]

38 people must be laughing so hard they missed the Like ooption.

[cable729]

This guy is funny, but unfortunately a lot of his jokes (at least on this video) are ripped off of Mitch Hedberg. He's kind of like a carbon copy of Mitch.

[Sunnysun033]

@cable729 He doesn't have any of the same jokes as Mitch, they just have similar deliveries and the same TYPE of jokes. They have jokes that are obscure and odd, like nobody would ever think of that. You really have to think about their jokes for a sec. Maybe that's why Demetri and Mitch are my favourite comedians lol

[ZDougherty]

@cable729 not at all, in that case Mitch Hedberg is a carbon copy of Stephen Wright and so on.

[PUPPYLUVE44]

@cable729 Actually, he never ripped off any of his jokes but they are a similar style. In fact, Demetri says Mitch was his greatest comedic inspiration. And that's how I learned about Mitch. But none of these jokes are "ripped off" And Steven Wright had a similar style of comedy but Mitch never "ripped him off"

[iloveartimus]

Go Demetri xD

[gnarCR]

@keaneterpol everyone is better than dane cook

[christhemountain]

0:32 For start

[eltotoX]

lol, this guy is increcible, and correct me if I'm wrong, but is the pajamas joke originally Mitch Hedberg's?

[mommygurl124]

He's a legit 'smart ' comedian :D

[1066anglophile]

I wake up every morning and say "Great. I planned this."

[kujo317]

Demetri Martin + Guitar = Comedy Genius!!!!!!!

[hailmygrandma]

@keaneterpol not hard. still, Demetri kicks ass. love him!!!

[heyheybombay]

dane cook is highschool humor

[jackzt2]

we need rove back

[avskickass15]

@TheRDQuarian haha good answer. respect restored. 

[deadling13]

reminds me of STEVEN WRIGHT

[heithpower]

LMFAO!

[jaybyrd570]

I'm not digging the laugh track

[n5057094]

@jaybyrd570 its not a laugh track. rove "live" was a live talk show. as if you cant tell from the end of the clip that he's in front of a live audience

[lidgerwood]

@jaybyrd570 By laugh track, I assume you mean the group of people who laughed because they were sitting in front of a comedian doing his act? Yeah, they get annoying. That's why when I see a comedian, I book out the whole theatre so it's just me and him. And nobody laughs.

[avskickass15]

@TheRDQuarian weird that you like an awesome creative guy, and a fag who just yells on stage

[wetdream2323]

@keaneterpol anything is better than dane cook haha

[SmokeyCough]

@keaneterpol @ApplySomePressure54 WHAT THE FUCK DOES DANE COOK HAVE TO DO WITH THIS? FUCK YOU FOR MENTIONING HIM.

[BabyFranke01]

i like his pjammies (:

[monkgoop]

carrots were not always orange....william of orange made them that way

[aaronmh92]

does anybody by chance know those chords he's playing?

[SnowingWolfGirl]

I love this guy XD

[drewsky684]

Thank god his career is over

[mikesentra]

@keaneterpol Sets the bar pretty low -_-

[emContradiction]

Daniel Tosh and Demetri Martin are fuckin awesome

[xXhellbringerXx]

@keaneterpol Learn how to spell

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

"What are these?" "They're orange. Oranges." "What are these?" "Oh crap."

[fuxkinclassy]

@Vote1Jimmy it's just you. Rove's on Ten Adam Hills is on ABC

[Vote1Jimmy]

Is it just me or adam hill has got this studio now

[Kmackoviak]

he's so fucking intelligent. I'm sold

[MrJanzmo]

37 Dane Cook dickriders

[emptee182]

mitch hedberg anyone?

[stuart782496]

@emptee182 he reminds me of him with the one-liners. Him and rodney dangerfield

[messymutt]

Is he wearing pink socks?

[JNMRX]

i dont need a heavy opinion on who is funnier then who to enjoy this :) get with it trollz

[You333444555Tube]

Amazing guitar skills. :D

[strawberrychewbar]

"long pointies" love it!!

[XJorXSulX311X]

@samfilmkid DANE COOK

[samfilmkid]

i hereby forbid the mentioning of dane cook on this video

[boobybrown]

@keaneterpol anything is better than dane cook

[TheJlennor]

Can we not agree that both Dane Cook and Demetri Martin are amazing?

[PrivateJoker17]

@TheJlennor No, Dane Cook is an ignorant idiot, Demetri Martin is highly intelligent and genuinely funny.

[angryteabag]

This is so much better then Dane Cook. sort of.

[IEatBabyPenguins]

How dare you people insult Demetri by posting comments of Dane Cook. You make me sick.

[xXTOdoubleDXx]

@IEatBabyPenguins fuck dane cook hahahaha. Demetri Martin is a genius

[Soccersnazplayer6]

I love Dane Cook but Demetri Martin is fucking HILARIOUS.

[Halllibut]

I thought he said "vaginas" instead of "pajamas" when I first watched this.

[akoolguynamedme]

This is Sit Down. Not Stand Up.

[CartomartaKenDoll]

Why are you guys comparing Dane and him?

[dubstepdisco]

Dane cook is fucking hilarious, and the only people who say hes funny because he jumps around are fucking retards.. stop copying family guy.

he is super funny..

soo stfu fags.

way funnier then you could ever be

[DoctorMountain]

@dubstepdisco Clearly, his job is to be a comedian.  Some people just happen to have different tastes than others. I personally think he hasn't been funny since Vicious Circle. Honestly, it's not funny when you just pour a shit load of water on yourself and make stupid noises. He needs to change up his routine and actually come up with some clever jokes. Demetri for example has such clever jokes that he can simply speak them to cause laughter. No funny voices, no jumping around.

[dubstepdisco]

@DoctorMountain I like both of them.. but just because demetri has smarter jokes doesn't make dane not funny, and it is funny that does those things, and dane has some really funny jokes.. dont lie.

[DoctorMountain]

@dubstepdisco Dane has SOME funny jokes, but he always seems like he's trying way too hard to make the crowd laugh by acting like a fool. Like I said, some people enjoy watching him dance around the stage. I just think Demetri is more clever and I've always laughed at every joke he calmly says. This is my opinion of course.

[dubstepdisco]

@DoctorMountain Yeah, but see some people like crazy, yelling, jumping.. like lewis black.. all he does is yell, and he is so funny. But yeah demetri has smarter jokes

[NarutoFanFictor227]

dude i luv dane cook and demetri martin

[sk83r117]

37 people talked shit about total

[matuks95]

What kind of guitar does he use?

[STERNrogering]

@keaneterpol don't even mention dane cook, the reason why people think hes funny is because he moves around and makes noises during his stories

[mikecvet]

@keaneterpol thats because dane cook isn't funny lol

[redhavok666]

heard all these jokes before...but must hear them again XD

[fantasticini]

long pointies?

[Touchpodi2g]

@abedroman10

Dane cook is the best.

[aznagent]

He's like jimmy carr with a guitar

[abefroman10]

@keaneterpol who isn't?

[iloveoperons]

"those are mingling crabs... very rare"

[deathbypenguins21]

i love how he says his jokes as general statements and then waits for the audience to think about it. count how long it takes for the audience to understand some of them. its hilarious.

[peterhh14]

The delivery of these one liners are spot on, I love how the pause is the punchline some times.. Smart, brilliant humor, so refreshing compared to some comics nowadays.. Thumps up for Demetri Martin! :D

[anonymouslyrandom]

@peterhh14 I can't give you any thumps D:

[inurfacez10]

one of the most amazingly original stand up ive ever watched

[702homie]

is he a stoner?

[chrisdrakekaka]

@702homie no, he's just got nothing to do

[deathbypenguins21]

@702homie pshh yeah prolly who isnt

[HyperCam3Vids]

The guitar sound makes me drowsy cos it's such a calm tune haha

[3minutesnow]

@lelaella95 Ladies...

[dold1tflkin]

@lelaella95 sort of



[kittenkates]

"having a heart attack would be dangerous during a game of fake heart attack... followed by naps"

[15kickerlivinloud]

37 people compared him to dane cook

[kdkkdkdd]

If like Demetri you'd like (would have liked) Mitch Hedberg 

[deathbypenguins21]

@kdkkdkdd i agree man. i wish i could still see mitch live...

[km1898]

you can tell he thinks rove is a twat

[shrawan12321]

@lelaella95 SORT OF.. LOL

[CuzWeWereBored]

He didn't write new ones these r old material

[CuzWeWereBored]

They got some thumbs down cuz he used to

[TheRedPhoxx]

IT'S A BOY! sort of.

[symphonyjade]

@keaneterpol Pretty much EVERYBODY's better than Dane Cook ;-)

[pinkllama16]

I love Dane Cook AND Demetri Martin :DD

[danceissomazing]

It's a boy! .... Sort of... Hilarious!!!

[MikeBA10]

this guy is a genius

[debmay12]

Funny and cute, my favourite combo.

[pdx98pdx98]

why the hell does this clip have 36 downvotes? You didn't get any of the jokes?

[austin7956]

this was hilarious.... sort of

[ApplySomePressure54]

36 Dane Cook fans watched this video.

[kyofan2052014]

@ApplySomePressure54 ilike dane cook and i like demitri martin =)

[RosethornRosey]

haha thats the best!

i cant believe michael tosh replaced his show

its so messed up!

[FrshChees91]

@RosethornRosey

heheh.. michael tosh. :P

[YourPalHDee]

my third favorite standup comedian ever!

[sippycups]

the only thing i don't like about this guy is how he reuses his old jokes!

[MaxaMillionGirl]

@sippycups yeah. valid pont

[GradsterTXX]

ITS A BOY!!!.......sort of

fuckin cracking up!

[artsnotscience]

Demetri Martin is brilliant.. sort of.

[TheIcemanKTFO]

35 beiber fans those faggots

[ameliapas]

@TheIcemanKTFO

haha what? justin bieber is a singer. not a comedian.i mean i dont like him but that doesn't make sense. haha

[MeetTheRobinsons1123]

L0L, I love the way he just yawns at the end! <3

[les1227]

long pointies! hahaha!

[HarrisandAge]

cant wait for new material :)

[FrostedParade]

its a boy! ...Sort of... omg so true

[doodl3bugg13]

I love this guy!

[IStakeU]

Mitch Hedberg ripoff.

[HigherPlanes]

@IStakeU He ripped of his style, so what? As long as he doesn't steal his jokes it's cool.

[Mustustus]

@IStakeU Except more coherent and funny.

[Fishman1324]

@setHunter Are you serious that's beastly

[chelfree1]

"What are these?" "Orange, Oranges" "What about these?" "Oh crap...Long Pointies?" hahahaha

[Killstuffyeah]

Lol the stuff he writes is funny, but the stuff on his lil board during his show is pretty lame. This is good though!

[kingdomheartssosodef]

LOL. Mingling crabs.

[HHollyMMarie]

@kingdomheartssosodef very rare

[funster1798]

33 people were laughing so hard they missed the like button

[MinGophers]

@funster1798 Say something original for once.

[love2moshpit]

@MinGophers That was original!

[smilelygirl31199]

I LOVE HIM MORE THAN BRITSH PEOPLE! AND THATS BIG!

[setHunter]

i met him two days ago, nice guy :)

[FieldsMusicME]

The lags there because his jokes are clever for the most part and require some thought. He's amazingly witty though. King of one-liners.

[diln5]

I like how his picking changes when to designate the rising action, but still talks the same.

[ButteryassMondays123]

ahaha you can hear the lag between the punch line and the laughter

[InvisibleLonelyKid15]

lol its a boy... sort of

[exh6192]

My girl got me demis autograph she says he is a very cool guy to meet in person....

[sydneydike11]

DEMETRI MARTIN IS SO FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!!!!! :DDDD

[thebellrang]

and then have naps...LOL

[TheNachoKat]

"Oranges."

"How about these?"

"Crap. Long pointys?"

XDXD Lol, my favorite part!!

[superdahoho]

@TheNachoKat

I still don't get that part

[JabMash]

@superdahoho carrots i think

long pointy oranges

[SkateFailure7734]

i love how casual he is. i bet you cant make him feel akward.

[t3amtomahawk]

I'm not a fan of long pointys. :)

He's my favorite.

[thaik1]

i miss rove!

[pomegranateish]

there is a vitamin H (biotin).

still funny, of course.

[pomegranateish]

lol that rove pronounced perrier as it's spelled

[pcferret]

Brilliant! nuff said.