I used to watch Paddy in the Empire Belfast back in the 90's where he was hilarious but this material is too tame ......even the Curse words sound out of place.
@coatihook666 useless? haha tell me what fame and fortune have you made in your life that gives you the right to call him useless? hes actually hilarious but you need to have a bit of knowledge on n.ireland to really understand him
@Drogba10Ronaldo9 ask Kielty to do a stand up gig and not mention the troubles, and he would be lost. Colin Murphy is a good N'Ireland stanp up. Kielty just talks about the troubles and cant do anything eles.
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On top of that you still didn't mention anything on the jebtah character who sacrificed his daughter to god to win a battle! Theirs over 30,000 different varieties of christianity, you sure you picked the right one? As for the mormon thing your right, sorry got the wrong religion mixed in, but mormonism is another offcult of christianity. As for the cheap shot, maybe you shoulda read the verse that clearly states that they took the animals, yet never did it mention them bringing it back.
Yes Jephthah foolishly offered God the first thing that came out of His door as a sacrifice to God, if He let him win the war.
Yes I am 100% that what I follow is the right Christianity, I follow the Bible literally. I don't believe that works can get you to heaven (Ephesians 2:8&9)
Yes, they explained to the people that they were taking it and there is no sign of the people refusing.
Your willing to make up any excuse regardless of whether or not it's right. Last I checked they didn't even mention encountering the people they took it from. Your just another bigoted apologist who is as hypocritical as your god. When was the last time you stoned someone working on sunday? How many slaves do you own? Sacrifice any animals lately to appease your gods bloodlust? Any children you stoned recently for disrespecting you? I don't believe in your god are you going to stone me too!?
so you didn't answer my other questions, your god says kill people on the sabbath, disobedient children, to own slaves, etc. You stated you follow your bible verbatim, I'm curious just how verbatim. Last I checked murder is still murder, rape is still rape, and slavery is still very wrong.
God did instruct to kill people who worked on the Sabbath, and He killed children who disobeyed (example of the children mocking Elisha) they were disobeying Him.
It wasn't slavery as it is known today. People sold themselves into slavery for a period of time. More like a servant. God told the masters of the slaves to be kind for the term of slavery, and give them gifts afterwards . Deuteronomy 15:12-15, Collosions 4:1
God doesn't allow murder or rape though. He kills for punishment.
so god murdered 42 kids for calling some old guy bald...wow! Why do you keep making up bogus lies to protect your gods character? So god meant gifts like cutting off a slaves ears/rupturing his eardrums if he decided to stay with his family if he started one in their tribe. The same family who were to be made slaves permanently? Come on you gotta do SOME research before you make assertions like that.
So replace the word "Man" with "god" and it's morally correct is what your saying.
your brain might be, but I don't constrain my intellect to fairy tales. Murder and killing are different? This is just a fallacy perpetrated by your simple little mind cus regardless of what I bring up you'll turn around and say "punishment, killing, etc" anything you can find to not hafta admit that your god murdered millions. What about your flood? Apparently newborns were "evil" and needed to be punished right!? I mean what did they do other then being born? Ya it's murder in my book.
I never said they went to hell, I said he murdered them along with all the other animals/plants/insects/etc that "noah" didn't bring on the ark. It's protecting a group of people, the individual was the instigator in taking a life and if let back in the public would do so again without issues. Your trying to group justice and vengeance with your gods malevolent hate and hypocrisy, and turn it around to make an excuse to why your god kills.
Killing is what you do for getting food to survive, that is killing. Murder is taking a life for anything other then defending oneself or for sustenance and clothing.
you still haven't answered my question, why did the babies hafta die for your gods sense of "Justice"? Some of these are my views, but how does that disperse the evidence against your god?
God had to kill all the inhabitants, the Bible said that none were good except Noah. This didn't mean morally good. Some believe that fallen angels (Nephilim) corrupted the human race except Noah's family.
Where does it say this again? Last I checked that wasn't a part of your bibles, it just said that god saw everything as evil and needed to be murdered. Why did the animals hafta die then? What about evolution? This coffin of yours has been hammered so many times I'm putting nails on top of themselves. Why wasn't Noah corrupted? Didn't the same noah have gay incest with his son who god then blessed as well? if your god is so against homosexuality why does he permit it in some cases?
No!! The son found him naked and drunk and didn't help him, the other sons helped him and THEY were blessed. There was no homosexuality or incest involved.
Guess your god isn't all powerful then if he can't save all the animals, thus he murdered them in your supposed scripture, along with children, and many others who did him no harm, or didn't know about him. Where did you get that I stated noah's family bread with animals? I was making the statement of evolution, if the flood were true then evolution would be completely false along with hundreds of other theories correlated with it. How is it not homosexuality and incest saying it was his son?
No He didn't need to save them, they're only animals. Im sure everyone knew about Him, it was only a few generations after Adam. No Nephilim are the fallen angels, Noah's family didnt breed with THEM lol.
Yeah, i don't believe in evolution, I believe the flood is where most of the evidence comes from.
There was no sexual intercourse that took place, his son merely walked in on him and found him naked and drunk.
Lol your excuses are getting more and more ludicrous as you go on. So this is your reasoning to murder people? God said it, it's ok! Couldn't god have told the children to knock it off? Rather for calling a bald guy...bald he was offended enough to kill 42 children who were just joking? Wow, so what happened to your god? Did he turn into a giant pussy? Or he probably never existed in the first place since I can call your popes and holy men cocksucking pedophiles without repercussion.
You can call the pope anything you like and God won't touch you. The pope isn't part of Christianity. He claims to be, but I doubt he follows his bible. As for priests, the same applies, they will not see heaven unless they become Christians rather than Catholics.
Oh right, even though they came from the same founders they have nothing in common right? Lmao, I was more inferring to christianity since catholoscism is all but dead. You have your own hierarchy's as do all the other religious sects. So then you still have yet to prove your god is the right god, let alone that he even exists.
so what your inferring is god is all powerful, and man is his plaything. Again this goes back to the "Might makes Right!" theology and the "Do as I say, not as I do".
Well, I'm always skeptical so when you can provide proof I'll listen but till then it's just like you said. Pointless arguing. That and you must be a completely different if not new sect of christianity since the 4 different christian versions of the bible I've read clearly state anyone who doesn't believe is gonna burn.
Unfortunately there won't be evidence. But if you look at a T.V for the first time, you don't know how it works. But you switch it on and try it and use it. You may use it without EVER understanding it. This is the same.
Yes you will burn if you don't believe. But not just because you don't believe. The reason we die and go to hell is because we sin. We can't even begin to count the sin. But God sacrificed Jesus, to take our sin, now all we need is forgiveness. To God we are clean and pure.
Your right, being ignorant and not knowing a t.v. or how it works I would not be able to operate it. But that's aside from the matter that it is actually there, it is a tangible piece of evidence that I can learn something from and eventually operate without assistance or guidance. However unlike your god, I have never seen him, or any evidence of him. Your t.v. analogy is a strawman arguement. in this case by comparing something tangible that we can learn, test, etc to something that is not
You can only experience God by seeing His love through a Christian's life, or by becoming a Christian yourself.
If it is evidence you are looking for, then sorry.
In the Bible there is a parable about a rich man who is not a believer, and Lazarus, a believer. Lazarus goes to heaven and the rich man to hell. He looks up and sees Lazarus in heaven and asks if he can send Abraham to his brothers to tell him to get saved. But Abraham says, if you don't believe the Bible, you'l dismiss any evidence
@MisterTwoPiece Well if you have evidence fair enough, but I'm prettty sure you don't and if you can't be sure what'll happen to you when you die, I think its best to check it out.
@andyboreland haha I love how when a non-religious person challenges a religious person's beliefs they're the ones that have to provide the evidence to disprove the existence of god. Whereas when religious people are asked to prove if god does exist they simply whip out their "get out of jail free" card, also known as "blind faith", essentially believing in something which does not exist simply because someone told them it does or they read it in the bible (written by man btw)
@seamusreid wow, pretty pathetic comeback. Difference between us my friend is I don't blindly follow the word of a book full of fairytales and contradictions just because I was brought up to believe it's true. See I have this crazy habit, I think for myself using a thing known as a brain.
P.s. I'm officially done with this page so reply all you like but I can't be arsed trying to educate braindead morons to think for themselves any longer
And if Natural selection is wrong, then humanity is already f*cked since day 1...but they already are since sins are passed from fathers to children so says your god and even punished for it. Now as for using "his" name in vain...I'm sorry how can I do that since his name has never been mentioned? Someone conveniently left that out for some reason so I couldn't sin there unless his name is bob or jim...So then I'll ask again, where is your proof of your god, let alone that he cares.
There is no "proof" for God that you would believe, only the Bible.
2 Corinthians 4:4 + 18
"The god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them"
"While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal."
There is proof of god that I would believe, it's called empirical evidence. Your just another apologetics that isn't willing to change because your afraid of your own magic man. Your afraid that if you actually do research and look into matters you might find truth. It scares you to even think for yourself, rather you'd let someone else do it judging by how many mined quotations you hafta memorize and spout out when you can't think of a counter-arguement
so using bronze age myths that have been debunked thousands of times helps your case how? Until you learn something about science rather then deny what's in front of your face we will always have the highground.
I do believe science, not ALL science. Some science hasn't been proven, might be right might be wrong. But remember, people thought the earth was flat until recently, if they only looked in their Bible...
The bible says the earth is flat... I'm curious which aspects of science are "wrong" in your eyes? As for debunking the bible, you won't accept anything that ever would, but case and point here's some examples. Evolution debunks it easily, same with Expanding universe theory, Radioactive dating, homologous structures, vestigial organs, gene order, intron sequence, natural selection, biogeography, stratigraphy, variation. These are just a FEW scientific theories that debunk your bible.
The same results from radioactive dating could have come from a sudden massive impact of water. The appendix isn't used now, but was when we were herbivores (in the garden of Eden). How gene order? There are similar features in animals, but no cat oculd change into a dog.
Natural selection is not against the Bible, it agrees with it, same with Biogeography. Straitgraphy - sudden water. No room
@andyboreland I heard the invisible pink unicorn and the spaghetti monster teamed up and kicked your callous gods ass. have you even read the fairytales in this bible!? Mass murder, human sacrafice, genocide, infanticide, shit the list goes on! Should be a horror story rather then a kids book.
I didn't realize adults still believed in fairy tales personally. But rather then thinking for yourself you gotta have someone else tell you what to think, thus the quoting of your work of fiction? Ya mass murder and genocide still go on propriated mainly by the abrahamic religions. Abraham shows his willingness to kill his son for God. Only an evil God would ask a father to do that; only a bad father would be willing to do it. 22:10
I've read your book's and to say the least I'm not impressed with a "god figure" whose morals are severely lacking compared to my own. Sorry but I'd rather go to your hell then go to your heaven, at least then I'd know everyone "Down there". Your heaven sounds more like your depicted hell on top of that, an eternity living with a deity who endorses slavery, sexism, racism, and well shit the list goes on for days. Meh, if your god does exist I'd tell him to suck my cock.
@andyboreland Have you even read your story book!? By the gods how come I know more about your "Holy book" then you do. Besides that a lot of my friends aren't catholic or any of its bastard offspring so by your gods standards they wouldn't go to your heaven either. Maybe you should read your book before trying to defend it, cus anyone who's taken half a glance at it knows how much bullshit is in there.
And by your gods standards anyone who hasn't heard of him or doesn't believe gets punished eternally. Your god enjoys murdering men, women, and children, I don't understand how he could be so "Loving" or even why people follow and believe in such a malevolent deity. Shit at least Daemons have a pretty good track record of helping humans from pagan lore, your angels are just as bad as your god. So why do you believe in such a hateful god who doesn't care for his creation?
God made us. We turned away from Him. Out of mercy and grace God lets those of us who choose freely to believe on Him to be rescued from hell. It is not a right to go to heaven, it is an offer. If you don't want it, at least let other people choose for themselves.
So then if god made us...wheres the proof? Unlike yourself I don't force or badger anyone into believing what I do. You sure are laying on this eternal suffering card pretty thick, huh? So then what empirical evidence do you have of your gods existence? Lemme guess...a good feeling in your tummy and because mommy and daddy told you it was true? Ya unlike you abrahamic religions I don't resort to threats and murder to "prove" my point.
Your god is far from graceful and loving, since when!? I've been able to pull out over 2000 seperate occurances at which he does injustices. Your right, your not forcing anyone but your also trying to use the same fear mongering that your church and god does. Believe in this and be saved! Don't believe and suffer forever! Your last statement makes little sense, why are you so afraid that their could be nothing when you die? Is death really that scary?
I am not afraid that there will be nothing when I die. I trust on Jesus Christ, I know where I am going so I am not scared of death any more than anyone else is.
god hardens Pharaoh's heart so he won't listen to moses, just so he can kill his army, people, first born both animals and humans, not to mention cause them intense suffering in the meantime all to prove the point that he is a god. Then they're told to celebrate this massacre and call it "Passover"
"And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the Lord; and the Lord slew him." What did Er do to elicit God's wrath? The Bible doesn't say. Maybe he picked up some sticks on Saturday.
Firstly if everything is going right, nobody bothers with God because they're "alright by themselves". And Pharaoh was keeping God's people as slaves, so God freed His people.
And actually "picking up sticks on a Saturday" isn't condemned by God, it is deemed wrong by Pharisees etc. then corrected by Jesus.
So then that statement is hypocritical of everyone being "gods children" since he picks favorites. So then if god hates slavery, why did he ok it for his "Chosen people"? Why is it ok for them to own another man/woman/child but not someone who doesn't believe in him? As for the Saturday analogy that was going off of your bible's verdict to stone a person who was caught picking up sticks on a Sunday.
Sorry not enough text space so this one had to take up another slot of your "gods" love and understanding.
"I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation." Any god that would make such a statement is worse than jealous, although that would be bad enough. He is cruel and unjust as well. Sounds like a cracker jack kind of fellow to me! when was the last time we killed a murderer's whole family for what they did?
So god kills someone who sinned...cool so in your bibles beliefs who doesn't sin? Your god seems to kill whoever he wish's for whatever reasons he gives. Your god said in your own bible that he is eternal and unchanging, so why if I hate your god does he not strike me and my family dead, hell why not my children? He generally always goes for children first anyways, what made him change if he's unchanging? And I'm not fighting you, I'm showing you the reasons why I think your 'god' is hideous.
God doesn't change in a sense that He himself is constant.
But He can be more patient in certain circumstances, or less to make an example of someone.
And no one does not sin, and in the new testament (Jesus birth onwards) God is more patient because He wants people ot believe in HIm and repent. But that doesn't mean He won't judge people who won't listen
See your cherrypicking though what you believe in your own bible's, you can't deny that he isn't a heartless monster since he still favors his "Chosen people" and still supposedly did countless atrocities towards everyone else. Even your new testament is riddled with immorality and hypocrisy. Sexism towards women being a main issue in there. You see, the more knowledge and understanding one gains on a subject the less likely they are to anger.
I believe the whole Bible and there are no errors or contradictions. He favours HIs chosen people because they worship Him. Yes, women can't teach men, they can't lead the church and Paul said they were temptations to men.
So do you go out and stone your children to death if they are disobedient? How about killing anyone who works on the sabath? Women can't teach/lead men? What about Joan of arc, Amelia Earheart, mother Teresa, and the countless women holding high positions in not only government but also in other companies. If women are so evil why doesn't god just kill them!? If they're such a temptation why do christian and catholic priests molest and rape little boys? Do you truly believe all of this?
No other gods but the abrahamic gods require repentance through sacrificing themselves, to themselves either. You do realize that there are over 30,000 christian variations alone with their own bible, how do you know yours is the right one? Look to the foundations of religions and who first started it. Druids, Shaman, and Pagans were the main progenerators of your religion. Your own religions history is that of bloodshed and stealing things from others religions to call there own.
Strange, but why would any Satanist ever translate a bible? That just doesn't seem logical to me. As for forgiveness I'd hafta say that I first apologize to the person(s) that I hurt and then make recompense. Of course if your deity just forgives people like that without a question then that could explain why alot of catholics/christians/jews/hindu's/muslims/etc always use the "god bandaid" when they hurt someone. Seems awfully convenient I got to say.
The Satanist who translated it changed the texts, eg. at one part he subtly changed "Morning star" with "Sun of the Morning". Mixing up Jesus and the satan.
What about lying, lusting, using God's name in vain? Who did you apologize to for those?
Yes, some people misuse it, but they still get punished in this life.
Your example is like the difference of ice and frozen water. Their is none. As for your questions, I seem to be answering them quite honestly and backing them up while you seem to ignore a vast majority of mine.
Lying, so your saying I'd be punished by your god if I lied to Nazi's to save jews I was hiding? Where does your god draw the line, and why does he himself lie? Lusting, are you kidding me? A natural instinct to choose a desired mate is wrong how? Sorry that's natural selection.
I'm sorry I just chose the ones I have time to answer. Feel free to ask them again.
Well, there was a case in the Bible were a woman lied about Hebrews she was helping, and God blessed her for helping His people.
And lusting, yes, it is natural to lust. But sin is natural! And everyone does it!
God wants us to turn from that sin. We can't do it alone. There is no way anyone can't look at an attractive person of opposite gender and not think thoughts. So that is why we ask God for strength.
No worries I was just curious if you were dodging them like so many others seem to do. So then lieing is ok only if it helps your gods "Chosen people"? Seems pretty hypocritical and racist I gotta say. So how is lust wrong? How is it a sin? If it is a natural thing your god implanted in everyone, why would he give us no choice but to sin and need forgiveness? Personally why rely on him at all at that point and not practice self empowerment rather then asking your god for help all the time?
No the woman wasn't a Hebrew herself. She was doing it for a good cause. But that doesn't justify it. She was rewarded for her good but punished for lying.
And lust, God says, is as bad as adultery or fornication. God wants us to make a conscious choice to turn from that.
You're supposed to rely on God all the time but being human, people think they don't need Him so He brings us back down to earth by allowing the devil to tempt us.
you did realize "Satan/lucifer" was added way back from the orginal starting block of what your faith has become right? In hebrew satan means enemy (Used for anyone elses deity), and lucifer was derived from the "luciferians" another competing off branch of your own religions background. They actually got wiped out by the stronger of the 2 which is still around today. If adultery and fornication is bad, why does your bible permit it so much among your "chosen" people?
Yes and before that he was known by countless other names predating your religion thousands of years. Look if your not gonna do any research then I'm wasting my time...You've obviously never read your bible and took time to understand what each verse is saying, and you obviously have no idea about history, primarily in the aspect of religion. I'm tired of you ignoring my questions and going off on a different topic.
Well Christianty comes from Judaism, even before it was a 'religion' people still believed it. So technically Christianity is the first religion. Ignoring the Catholic Chruch (which wasn't the start of Christianity).
Your ignoring everything I've said just to remain ignorant! The first religions were druidic, shamanistic, and paganistic, judaism came after that incorporating much of the others beliefs, then it branched into chatholoscism which branched into christianity, then mormonism. Each branch has hundreds, or in the case of christianity over 30,000 different copies of the bible. Your religion was founded a scant few thousand years ago while others have been going since the dawn of time.
Judaism is the first religion, which then formed Christianity which then formed Catholosism (which mixed with Judaism makes Islam).
Constantine asked preachers from Christians from different churches to come together and make one church (that is what catholic means), but only 300 or so did. The others were true Christians who believe in the inerrant Bible (ie faith not works)
Apparently this has been a complete waste of time, you have no concept let alone knowledge of history and the origins of the time line. You also are a biblical creationist and close minded, so regardless what evidence I bring to disprove you, you just simply plug your ears and close your eyes, pretending as if nothing happened. And lastly you admitted you belief these things on faith alone, which tells me "the bible said it, so it's true! Everything else is a lie conceived by Satan!"
No, what I mean by faith is that no man is good enough for heaven because everyone has done wrong (Romans 3:23) "For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God". And everyone deserves punishment, but God sent Jesus to die for all men. So now by FAITH ALONE we can be saved, (Eph 2 8-9) "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.
God comes into our lives and makes us innocent inside. (John 3:7)
You know, I can quote your own bible verses too...it doesn't do anything other then tell the other person that you require someone to tell you what you believe. That's why I said I was done with this "debate" if one could call it that. Unlike yourself I'm open to change, I'm a skeptic not an ignorant moron who can't stop believing in fairytales. You have yet to bring any proof of your god, or even a well reasoned argument to support your case. Instead you keep ignoring mine and quote verses.
Lmao cus you keep ignoring any evidence I bring and then quote bible verses as if they were facts. if you were so willing to "change" then why don't you look this up yourself? I'll even give you a hand, watch AronRa's "foundational falsehoods of creationism", Thunderf00ts "why do people laugh at creationism", And even concordance or DprJones' videos. You got the whole internet to look these things up, use it!
Yes, but fail to point out any faults in my "facts" as you called them? Can you prove that your jesus lived? Can you prove that he was sinless and died for our sins? Why is it that if you or I kill a person, steal, rape, etc to another person it is a sin, yet you replace me or you with "god" and it becomes morally correct?
So tell me then, which of these does or does not apply to your biblical god in these statements. I'm just curious how much you really know about your own god. 1) Talking animals 2) Endorsement of acts of war. (Murder, rape, pillaging, slavery, etc) 3) Theft 4) Human sacrifice 5) Sexism, Racism, Facism, etc. 6) Magic 7) Deception, i.e. lieing 8) Infanticide, genocide, etc. 9) Animal sacrifice 10) Tribute Your god is unchanging as he said, so you can't rule them out cus of your newest book
The countless other murders committed in gods name like the story of the brass plates. War makes people suffer so bad they never want it again.
Jesus had his apostles steal a donkey for him, god wanted joseph to sacrifice his son, as well as the story of jebtah.
Your god supposedly spoke everything into being, out of nothing no less, then gave it life. Classifies as magic to me, nothing more then a golem spell.
Tribute I meant as tithing, god needs money so says all these holy rollers.
hardly any room to add what needs to be added, but making donkeys talk classifies as magic as well. Samsons magic hair that when it was cut he lost his strength, the bible is littered with stories of magic. So if god "loves" all of us equally why does/did he pick favorites from the get go? Pretty hypocritical if you ask me.
Your god is morally deficient to most people. The teaching of "do as I say not as I do" and "Might makes Right!" show a severe lack of morality in your god.
Now your purposely being ignorant...you dismiss my answers and questions as if they weren't relevant or prevalent. You haven't even read your own bible which is made even more obvious by your replies that kind of relate to the subject. Abraham obviously knew that god wanted him to sacrifice his son, rather then saying "Oh you must not be my god, he would never command that! You must be a devil in disguise!" The act alone even if not followed through is evidence for it.
Uhhhh...that's what I meant. Rather then saying or thinking his god was a kind and loving one he was going to sacrifice his son to a malevolent being. So apparently he knew his god would ask and someone do something like that just to please him. So I'm still waiting on proof of your god, not to mention proof that he is a loving god, and what has he ever given humanity other then life like it says in your bible? Don't get me wrong, I hold view Abiogenesis higher then your gods magic.
Again, where is your proof of god, where is your proof of jesus since by a vote of hands claimed him divinity of god...ya that's right maybe you should read your own history before making assumptions that I'd believe in your god. Is that such a hard concept for you to grasp? I don't believe in your god, or in your jesus who also by all accounts is just briefly mentioned in the history books but not as some messiah.
So who's the bigger fool? the skeptic who's willing to change their mind, or the ignorant sheep, unwilling to change at all? You base your lifestyle on a bunch of dessert scribblings!? Not even good ones at that, and with very few good morales.
I honestly couldn't care less how it sounds to you, I watched him on Top Gear, thought he was shit so I gave his stand up a listen to give him a fair chance and came to the same conclusion, is that ok Mrs. Youtube Comment Police?
do you think he's funny, honestly? I think he's rubbish, he takes the piss out of himself and his country and he does it in the uk where the audience lap it up, he would not get a gig in Ireland and if he did he's be booed off the stage for using terrible material.
This is the best part of his 2006 dvd. The rest of it is total garbage.
He spends 80minutes going on about the IRA, acts of terror in London, and middle Eastern terorists. He cant seem to forget his bullshit past in "Norn Iron."
I cannot believe he is so sucessful in British tv. He is an untalented racist little runt.
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Agreed - totally unfunny.
Seen him in Belfast years ago and he's STILL doing the same old paramilitary sh*t....one joke pony and it's sh*t. Do us all a favour Patrick and stop doing stand-up, and in fact, stop appearing on TV
Why? It was free, it was as a student at University...I didn't know any better. THANKFULLY, didn't see his unfunny face on the box over Xmas....but it's not over yet!
Talentless wanker.
karezza6 1 month ago
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123rfclb 2 months ago
He is shit.
StayHuman2011 3 months ago
"Osama Bin Laden himself could walk through Dublin airport"...not any more he couldn't ;)
Jeffo193 7 months ago 3
i fly out of city cause even the planes are orange lol
sclol707 8 months ago
shite
microscopic 8 months ago
Good God the crowd are stiff!!!
mrbarnowlful 10 months ago 5
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Wow, this guy sucks.. a lot.
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@SwooshSherbert hes funny and awesome.
JordoF6 7 months ago
@ slamin45 so do you ya fukin homo
MrNooksey78 1 year ago
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white comedians suck.
slamin45 1 year ago
@slamin45 Bill Hicks
Cormac123456789 1 year ago 4
dead crowd... poor guy T_T
LsSugarAddiction 1 year ago 16
@LsSugarAddiction
Dead Act,
I used to watch Paddy in the Empire Belfast back in the 90's where he was hilarious but this material is too tame ......even the Curse words sound out of place.
petarphyle 4 months ago
"stick the ol rocket launcher on there ye'll be grand!" xD
Englishpatriot2010 1 year ago 3
patrick was very kind about my song 'get-up and go' on his radio 2 show..many thanks for that,patrick.
gypwin 1 year ago
Leave the Yorkshire accent alone!
susstudio 1 year ago
Tough Crowd?
littleskater19 1 year ago 14
Awesome and groundbreaking. That this useless git keeps getting work is a travesty.
coatihook666 1 year ago
@coatihook666 useless? haha tell me what fame and fortune have you made in your life that gives you the right to call him useless? hes actually hilarious but you need to have a bit of knowledge on n.ireland to really understand him
Drogba10Ronaldo9 1 year ago
@Drogba10Ronaldo9 ask Kielty to do a stand up gig and not mention the troubles, and he would be lost. Colin Murphy is a good N'Ireland stanp up. Kielty just talks about the troubles and cant do anything eles.
badhead 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! All i need to say! :D
Einarisak 1 year ago
Ha ha... I enjoy his humour! Funny guy!!
breandandoire 1 year ago
IRISh Ladies & GENTs ( even 1/3 IRISh 1s, etc: Sinnead O Connor, JamesCaviezel, JohnCusack, Pierce Brosnan, Michael Flatley, Donal McKintyre, etc ) R so CULTUREd, talented, GENUINE , etc & SEXi Unlike the 2FACEd english=allCUNTs who had INVADEd, LOOTed, KILLed & RAPEd (Northen) IREland Too Not just the rest of the world. Patrick Kielty is much SEXi & FUNny than gayPAEDOlook_ing englishSHIT Rick Edwards who behaves Backwards
KGBfbiSECUpolitia 1 year ago
Christ, die in a fire.
Kthxbaiwut 1 year ago
Nah, not funny. Not at all.
Cyphairius 1 year ago
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martinburnett770 1 year ago
Yes. I can SINCERLY say I find him funny
martinburnett770 1 year ago
Can anyone SINCERLY say this man is funny?
discos22 1 year ago 2
@discos22 Yes. I can SINCERLY say I find him funny
martinburnett770 1 year ago
@discos22 yes i can sincerely say i find him funny
TheHellbred 1 year ago
hes a fucking cunt
mangebag 1 year ago
On top of that you still didn't mention anything on the jebtah character who sacrificed his daughter to god to win a battle! Theirs over 30,000 different varieties of christianity, you sure you picked the right one? As for the mormon thing your right, sorry got the wrong religion mixed in, but mormonism is another offcult of christianity. As for the cheap shot, maybe you shoulda read the verse that clearly states that they took the animals, yet never did it mention them bringing it back.
Rokuns 1 year ago
Yes Jephthah foolishly offered God the first thing that came out of His door as a sacrifice to God, if He let him win the war.
Yes I am 100% that what I follow is the right Christianity, I follow the Bible literally. I don't believe that works can get you to heaven (Ephesians 2:8&9)
Yes, they explained to the people that they were taking it and there is no sign of the people refusing.
andyboreland 1 year ago
Your willing to make up any excuse regardless of whether or not it's right. Last I checked they didn't even mention encountering the people they took it from. Your just another bigoted apologist who is as hypocritical as your god. When was the last time you stoned someone working on sunday? How many slaves do you own? Sacrifice any animals lately to appease your gods bloodlust? Any children you stoned recently for disrespecting you? I don't believe in your god are you going to stone me too!?
Rokuns 1 year ago
Well check it again then.
God doesn't tell us to stone people for working on a Sunday. The law applied to the Sabbath.
We are not to sacrifice animals now that Jesus was sacrificed. No, that is your choice, I hope you'l make the right one.
andyboreland 1 year ago
so you didn't answer my other questions, your god says kill people on the sabbath, disobedient children, to own slaves, etc. You stated you follow your bible verbatim, I'm curious just how verbatim. Last I checked murder is still murder, rape is still rape, and slavery is still very wrong.
Rokuns 1 year ago
God did instruct to kill people who worked on the Sabbath, and He killed children who disobeyed (example of the children mocking Elisha) they were disobeying Him.
It wasn't slavery as it is known today. People sold themselves into slavery for a period of time. More like a servant. God told the masters of the slaves to be kind for the term of slavery, and give them gifts afterwards . Deuteronomy 15:12-15, Collosions 4:1
God doesn't allow murder or rape though. He kills for punishment.
andyboreland 1 year ago
so god murdered 42 kids for calling some old guy bald...wow! Why do you keep making up bogus lies to protect your gods character? So god meant gifts like cutting off a slaves ears/rupturing his eardrums if he decided to stay with his family if he started one in their tribe. The same family who were to be made slaves permanently? Come on you gotta do SOME research before you make assertions like that.
So replace the word "Man" with "god" and it's morally correct is what your saying.
Rokuns 1 year ago
Murder and killing are different. So go on, where is the scripture for this?
No, man and God are apart because of Adam. We cannot understand God because our brains are too insignificant.
andyboreland 1 year ago
your brain might be, but I don't constrain my intellect to fairy tales. Murder and killing are different? This is just a fallacy perpetrated by your simple little mind cus regardless of what I bring up you'll turn around and say "punishment, killing, etc" anything you can find to not hafta admit that your god murdered millions. What about your flood? Apparently newborns were "evil" and needed to be punished right!? I mean what did they do other then being born? Ya it's murder in my book.
Rokuns 1 year ago
No, it doesn't say newborns go to hell.
And do you see States in America that execute people murderers?
andyboreland 1 year ago
I never said they went to hell, I said he murdered them along with all the other animals/plants/insects/etc that "noah" didn't bring on the ark. It's protecting a group of people, the individual was the instigator in taking a life and if let back in the public would do so again without issues. Your trying to group justice and vengeance with your gods malevolent hate and hypocrisy, and turn it around to make an excuse to why your god kills.
Rokuns 1 year ago
Killing is what you do for getting food to survive, that is killing. Murder is taking a life for anything other then defending oneself or for sustenance and clothing.
Rokuns 1 year ago
That is your own views.
andyboreland 1 year ago
you still haven't answered my question, why did the babies hafta die for your gods sense of "Justice"? Some of these are my views, but how does that disperse the evidence against your god?
Rokuns 1 year ago
God had to kill all the inhabitants, the Bible said that none were good except Noah. This didn't mean morally good. Some believe that fallen angels (Nephilim) corrupted the human race except Noah's family.
andyboreland 1 year ago
Where does it say this again? Last I checked that wasn't a part of your bibles, it just said that god saw everything as evil and needed to be murdered. Why did the animals hafta die then? What about evolution? This coffin of yours has been hammered so many times I'm putting nails on top of themselves. Why wasn't Noah corrupted? Didn't the same noah have gay incest with his son who god then blessed as well? if your god is so against homosexuality why does he permit it in some cases?
Rokuns 1 year ago
Genesis 6:4
All animals could not be saved.
What about it?
Noah's family didn't breed with them.
No!! The son found him naked and drunk and didn't help him, the other sons helped him and THEY were blessed. There was no homosexuality or incest involved.
andyboreland 1 year ago
Guess your god isn't all powerful then if he can't save all the animals, thus he murdered them in your supposed scripture, along with children, and many others who did him no harm, or didn't know about him. Where did you get that I stated noah's family bread with animals? I was making the statement of evolution, if the flood were true then evolution would be completely false along with hundreds of other theories correlated with it. How is it not homosexuality and incest saying it was his son?
Rokuns 1 year ago
No He didn't need to save them, they're only animals. Im sure everyone knew about Him, it was only a few generations after Adam. No Nephilim are the fallen angels, Noah's family didnt breed with THEM lol.
Yeah, i don't believe in evolution, I believe the flood is where most of the evidence comes from.
There was no sexual intercourse that took place, his son merely walked in on him and found him naked and drunk.
andyboreland 1 year ago
Lol your excuses are getting more and more ludicrous as you go on. So this is your reasoning to murder people? God said it, it's ok! Couldn't god have told the children to knock it off? Rather for calling a bald guy...bald he was offended enough to kill 42 children who were just joking? Wow, so what happened to your god? Did he turn into a giant pussy? Or he probably never existed in the first place since I can call your popes and holy men cocksucking pedophiles without repercussion.
Rokuns 1 year ago
You can call the pope anything you like and God won't touch you. The pope isn't part of Christianity. He claims to be, but I doubt he follows his bible. As for priests, the same applies, they will not see heaven unless they become Christians rather than Catholics.
andyboreland 1 year ago
Oh right, even though they came from the same founders they have nothing in common right? Lmao, I was more inferring to christianity since catholoscism is all but dead. You have your own hierarchy's as do all the other religious sects. So then you still have yet to prove your god is the right god, let alone that he even exists.
Rokuns 1 year ago
Yes, they believe that Mary is God, that you have to do good works to get into heaven and that Jesus is bread.
God is God, man is man.
andyboreland 1 year ago
so what your inferring is god is all powerful, and man is his plaything. Again this goes back to the "Might makes Right!" theology and the "Do as I say, not as I do".
Rokuns 1 year ago
Yes to the first part.
And God made you, God is all knowing (He knows more than you and me).
Listen this is turning into a battle and neither of us are getting anywhere.
I am praying for you. I just hope you won't be too stubborn. There are no athiests in hell.
andyboreland 1 year ago
Well, I'm always skeptical so when you can provide proof I'll listen but till then it's just like you said. Pointless arguing. That and you must be a completely different if not new sect of christianity since the 4 different christian versions of the bible I've read clearly state anyone who doesn't believe is gonna burn.
Rokuns 1 year ago
Unfortunately there won't be evidence. But if you look at a T.V for the first time, you don't know how it works. But you switch it on and try it and use it. You may use it without EVER understanding it. This is the same.
Yes you will burn if you don't believe. But not just because you don't believe. The reason we die and go to hell is because we sin. We can't even begin to count the sin. But God sacrificed Jesus, to take our sin, now all we need is forgiveness. To God we are clean and pure.
andyboreland 1 year ago
Your right, being ignorant and not knowing a t.v. or how it works I would not be able to operate it. But that's aside from the matter that it is actually there, it is a tangible piece of evidence that I can learn something from and eventually operate without assistance or guidance. However unlike your god, I have never seen him, or any evidence of him. Your t.v. analogy is a strawman arguement. in this case by comparing something tangible that we can learn, test, etc to something that is not
Rokuns 1 year ago
You can only experience God by seeing His love through a Christian's life, or by becoming a Christian yourself.
If it is evidence you are looking for, then sorry.
In the Bible there is a parable about a rich man who is not a believer, and Lazarus, a believer. Lazarus goes to heaven and the rich man to hell. He looks up and sees Lazarus in heaven and asks if he can send Abraham to his brothers to tell him to get saved. But Abraham says, if you don't believe the Bible, you'l dismiss any evidence
andyboreland 1 year ago
Can I ask you,do you believe in evolution at all?
popjoeandco 1 year ago
@popjoeandco No.
andyboreland 1 year ago
Maybe cos there isn't even a hell? :) fucktard
MisterTwoPiece 1 year ago
@MisterTwoPiece Well if you have evidence fair enough, but I'm prettty sure you don't and if you can't be sure what'll happen to you when you die, I think its best to check it out.
andyboreland 1 year ago
@andyboreland haha I love how when a non-religious person challenges a religious person's beliefs they're the ones that have to provide the evidence to disprove the existence of god. Whereas when religious people are asked to prove if god does exist they simply whip out their "get out of jail free" card, also known as "blind faith", essentially believing in something which does not exist simply because someone told them it does or they read it in the bible (written by man btw)
MisterTwoPiece 1 year ago
@MisterTwoPiece I'm not religious.
andyboreland 1 year ago
@MisterTwoPiece and who wrote your beliefs or theories, crop circle designers
seamusreid 1 year ago
@seamusreid wow, pretty pathetic comeback. Difference between us my friend is I don't blindly follow the word of a book full of fairytales and contradictions just because I was brought up to believe it's true. See I have this crazy habit, I think for myself using a thing known as a brain.
P.s. I'm officially done with this page so reply all you like but I can't be arsed trying to educate braindead morons to think for themselves any longer
MisterTwoPiece 1 year ago
And if Natural selection is wrong, then humanity is already f*cked since day 1...but they already are since sins are passed from fathers to children so says your god and even punished for it. Now as for using "his" name in vain...I'm sorry how can I do that since his name has never been mentioned? Someone conveniently left that out for some reason so I couldn't sin there unless his name is bob or jim...So then I'll ask again, where is your proof of your god, let alone that he cares.
Rokuns 1 year ago
How?
And using His name in vain is like saying OMG.
There is no "proof" for God that you would believe, only the Bible.
2 Corinthians 4:4 + 18
"The god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them"
"While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal."
andyboreland 1 year ago
There is proof of god that I would believe, it's called empirical evidence. Your just another apologetics that isn't willing to change because your afraid of your own magic man. Your afraid that if you actually do research and look into matters you might find truth. It scares you to even think for yourself, rather you'd let someone else do it judging by how many mined quotations you hafta memorize and spout out when you can't think of a counter-arguement
Rokuns 1 year ago
I am told to put on the armour of God, which means to learn verses, in Ephesians.
andyboreland 1 year ago
so using bronze age myths that have been debunked thousands of times helps your case how? Until you learn something about science rather then deny what's in front of your face we will always have the highground.
Rokuns 1 year ago
Ok, so go on "debunk" the Bible.
I do believe science, not ALL science. Some science hasn't been proven, might be right might be wrong. But remember, people thought the earth was flat until recently, if they only looked in their Bible...
andyboreland 1 year ago
The bible says the earth is flat... I'm curious which aspects of science are "wrong" in your eyes? As for debunking the bible, you won't accept anything that ever would, but case and point here's some examples. Evolution debunks it easily, same with Expanding universe theory, Radioactive dating, homologous structures, vestigial organs, gene order, intron sequence, natural selection, biogeography, stratigraphy, variation. These are just a FEW scientific theories that debunk your bible.
Rokuns 1 year ago
The Bible says the earth is round, and that the universe is expanding in the same verse!
Isaiah 40:22
The same results from radioactive dating could have come from a sudden massive impact of water. The appendix isn't used now, but was when we were herbivores (in the garden of Eden). How gene order? There are similar features in animals, but no cat oculd change into a dog.
Natural selection is not against the Bible, it agrees with it, same with Biogeography. Straitgraphy - sudden water. No room
andyboreland 1 year ago
wtf is the cartoon jakers about?
Thecaptain130993 2 years ago
Have you ever done anything wrong?
God said everyone has, and cannot get into the perfect place, heaven.
But God sent His son to pay the price for our sins, so now if we say we are sorry, God will forgive us.
andyboreland 2 years ago
@andyboreland I heard the invisible pink unicorn and the spaghetti monster teamed up and kicked your callous gods ass. have you even read the fairytales in this bible!? Mass murder, human sacrafice, genocide, infanticide, shit the list goes on! Should be a horror story rather then a kids book.
Rokuns 2 years ago
What gave you the impression that the Bible was only for children?
And a lot of the things you mentioned there happen today!
Mass murder and genocide are two examples.
"The fool says in his heart there is no god" Psalm 14.1
andyboreland 2 years ago
I didn't realize adults still believed in fairy tales personally. But rather then thinking for yourself you gotta have someone else tell you what to think, thus the quoting of your work of fiction? Ya mass murder and genocide still go on propriated mainly by the abrahamic religions. Abraham shows his willingness to kill his son for God. Only an evil God would ask a father to do that; only a bad father would be willing to do it. 22:10
Hey look I can find quotes out in your book too!
Rokuns 2 years ago
God didn't let Abraham kill his son, He stopped him before he did it. It was a test of faith.
Well maybe you should look deeper before making up your mind, this is the biggest decision of your life.
andyboreland 2 years ago
I've read your book's and to say the least I'm not impressed with a "god figure" whose morals are severely lacking compared to my own. Sorry but I'd rather go to your hell then go to your heaven, at least then I'd know everyone "Down there". Your heaven sounds more like your depicted hell on top of that, an eternity living with a deity who endorses slavery, sexism, racism, and well shit the list goes on for days. Meh, if your god does exist I'd tell him to suck my cock.
Rokuns 2 years ago
Well thats up to you.
I dont know where you are getting this from, slavery etc.
But where you spend eternity is your decision.
I wouldnt be too confident of knowing everyone down there.
andyboreland 2 years ago
@andyboreland Have you even read your story book!? By the gods how come I know more about your "Holy book" then you do. Besides that a lot of my friends aren't catholic or any of its bastard offspring so by your gods standards they wouldn't go to your heaven either. Maybe you should read your book before trying to defend it, cus anyone who's taken half a glance at it knows how much bullshit is in there.
Rokuns 2 years ago
By my Gods standards no one deserves heaven.
But God freely gives it to anyone who is sorry for their sins, and trusts on Jesus.
andyboreland 2 years ago
And by your gods standards anyone who hasn't heard of him or doesn't believe gets punished eternally. Your god enjoys murdering men, women, and children, I don't understand how he could be so "Loving" or even why people follow and believe in such a malevolent deity. Shit at least Daemons have a pretty good track record of helping humans from pagan lore, your angels are just as bad as your god. So why do you believe in such a hateful god who doesn't care for his creation?
Rokuns 2 years ago
God made us. We turned away from Him. Out of mercy and grace God lets those of us who choose freely to believe on Him to be rescued from hell. It is not a right to go to heaven, it is an offer. If you don't want it, at least let other people choose for themselves.
andyboreland 2 years ago
So then if god made us...wheres the proof? Unlike yourself I don't force or badger anyone into believing what I do. You sure are laying on this eternal suffering card pretty thick, huh? So then what empirical evidence do you have of your gods existence? Lemme guess...a good feeling in your tummy and because mommy and daddy told you it was true? Ya unlike you abrahamic religions I don't resort to threats and murder to "prove" my point.
Rokuns 2 years ago
Im not "forcing" you to do anything, I'm simply telling people about God's grace.
So hold on. Do you think you deserve heaven?
Are you perfect?
Maybe you don't want it to be true...
andyboreland 2 years ago
Your god is far from graceful and loving, since when!? I've been able to pull out over 2000 seperate occurances at which he does injustices. Your right, your not forcing anyone but your also trying to use the same fear mongering that your church and god does. Believe in this and be saved! Don't believe and suffer forever! Your last statement makes little sense, why are you so afraid that their could be nothing when you die? Is death really that scary?
Rokuns 2 years ago
Give me the best 3 'injustices' then.
I am not afraid that there will be nothing when I die. I trust on Jesus Christ, I know where I am going so I am not scared of death any more than anyone else is.
andyboreland 2 years ago
god hardens Pharaoh's heart so he won't listen to moses, just so he can kill his army, people, first born both animals and humans, not to mention cause them intense suffering in the meantime all to prove the point that he is a god. Then they're told to celebrate this massacre and call it "Passover"
"And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the Lord; and the Lord slew him." What did Er do to elicit God's wrath? The Bible doesn't say. Maybe he picked up some sticks on Saturday.
Rokuns 2 years ago
Firstly if everything is going right, nobody bothers with God because they're "alright by themselves". And Pharaoh was keeping God's people as slaves, so God freed His people.
And actually "picking up sticks on a Saturday" isn't condemned by God, it is deemed wrong by Pharisees etc. then corrected by Jesus.
andyboreland 1 year ago
So then that statement is hypocritical of everyone being "gods children" since he picks favorites. So then if god hates slavery, why did he ok it for his "Chosen people"? Why is it ok for them to own another man/woman/child but not someone who doesn't believe in him? As for the Saturday analogy that was going off of your bible's verdict to stone a person who was caught picking up sticks on a Sunday.
Rokuns 1 year ago
Sorry not enough text space so this one had to take up another slot of your "gods" love and understanding.
"I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation." Any god that would make such a statement is worse than jealous, although that would be bad enough. He is cruel and unjust as well. Sounds like a cracker jack kind of fellow to me! when was the last time we killed a murderer's whole family for what they did?
Rokuns 2 years ago
God killed the whole family because they hated God because of Him killing the first sinner. But would have forgiven them had they repented.
This life is only a gateway to the next whever you choose to go.
Listen mate I don't want to fight you, I want to do the opposite.
andyboreland 1 year ago
So god kills someone who sinned...cool so in your bibles beliefs who doesn't sin? Your god seems to kill whoever he wish's for whatever reasons he gives. Your god said in your own bible that he is eternal and unchanging, so why if I hate your god does he not strike me and my family dead, hell why not my children? He generally always goes for children first anyways, what made him change if he's unchanging? And I'm not fighting you, I'm showing you the reasons why I think your 'god' is hideous.
Rokuns 1 year ago
Fair enough.
God doesn't change in a sense that He himself is constant.
But He can be more patient in certain circumstances, or less to make an example of someone.
And no one does not sin, and in the new testament (Jesus birth onwards) God is more patient because He wants people ot believe in HIm and repent. But that doesn't mean He won't judge people who won't listen
andyboreland 1 year ago
See your cherrypicking though what you believe in your own bible's, you can't deny that he isn't a heartless monster since he still favors his "Chosen people" and still supposedly did countless atrocities towards everyone else. Even your new testament is riddled with immorality and hypocrisy. Sexism towards women being a main issue in there. You see, the more knowledge and understanding one gains on a subject the less likely they are to anger.
Rokuns 1 year ago
I believe the whole Bible and there are no errors or contradictions. He favours HIs chosen people because they worship Him. Yes, women can't teach men, they can't lead the church and Paul said they were temptations to men.
andyboreland 1 year ago
So do you go out and stone your children to death if they are disobedient? How about killing anyone who works on the sabath? Women can't teach/lead men? What about Joan of arc, Amelia Earheart, mother Teresa, and the countless women holding high positions in not only government but also in other companies. If women are so evil why doesn't god just kill them!? If they're such a temptation why do christian and catholic priests molest and rape little boys? Do you truly believe all of this?
Rokuns 1 year ago
No God gives you time to repent, and if you are not sorry then you are rebelling against Him.
There is no Sabbath now.
All of those are Catholics, and most Catholics do not take the Bible literally. I am not a Catholic, I prereformation Prodestant.
The Catholic Church is very corrupt.
andyboreland 1 year ago
No other gods but the abrahamic gods require repentance through sacrificing themselves, to themselves either. You do realize that there are over 30,000 christian variations alone with their own bible, how do you know yours is the right one? Look to the foundations of religions and who first started it. Druids, Shaman, and Pagans were the main progenerators of your religion. Your own religions history is that of bloodshed and stealing things from others religions to call there own.
Rokuns 1 year ago
Mine is more than just a religion.
I believe the Bible, the first translation of the Bible, not the NIV (translated by a satanist) or any other version.
And according to the Bible, to get saved you must ask for forgiveness once. Once you have been forgiven you cannot be unforgiven.
andyboreland 1 year ago
Strange, but why would any Satanist ever translate a bible? That just doesn't seem logical to me. As for forgiveness I'd hafta say that I first apologize to the person(s) that I hurt and then make recompense. Of course if your deity just forgives people like that without a question then that could explain why alot of catholics/christians/jews/hindu's/muslims/etc always use the "god bandaid" when they hurt someone. Seems awfully convenient I got to say.
Rokuns 1 year ago
The Satanist who translated it changed the texts, eg. at one part he subtly changed "Morning star" with "Sun of the Morning". Mixing up Jesus and the satan.
What about lying, lusting, using God's name in vain? Who did you apologize to for those?
Yes, some people misuse it, but they still get punished in this life.
andyboreland 1 year ago
Your example is like the difference of ice and frozen water. Their is none. As for your questions, I seem to be answering them quite honestly and backing them up while you seem to ignore a vast majority of mine.
Lying, so your saying I'd be punished by your god if I lied to Nazi's to save jews I was hiding? Where does your god draw the line, and why does he himself lie? Lusting, are you kidding me? A natural instinct to choose a desired mate is wrong how? Sorry that's natural selection.
Rokuns 1 year ago
I'm sorry I just chose the ones I have time to answer. Feel free to ask them again.
Well, there was a case in the Bible were a woman lied about Hebrews she was helping, and God blessed her for helping His people.
And lusting, yes, it is natural to lust. But sin is natural! And everyone does it!
God wants us to turn from that sin. We can't do it alone. There is no way anyone can't look at an attractive person of opposite gender and not think thoughts. So that is why we ask God for strength.
andyboreland 1 year ago
No worries I was just curious if you were dodging them like so many others seem to do. So then lieing is ok only if it helps your gods "Chosen people"? Seems pretty hypocritical and racist I gotta say. So how is lust wrong? How is it a sin? If it is a natural thing your god implanted in everyone, why would he give us no choice but to sin and need forgiveness? Personally why rely on him at all at that point and not practice self empowerment rather then asking your god for help all the time?
Rokuns 1 year ago
No the woman wasn't a Hebrew herself. She was doing it for a good cause. But that doesn't justify it. She was rewarded for her good but punished for lying.
And lust, God says, is as bad as adultery or fornication. God wants us to make a conscious choice to turn from that.
You're supposed to rely on God all the time but being human, people think they don't need Him so He brings us back down to earth by allowing the devil to tempt us.
andyboreland 1 year ago
you did realize "Satan/lucifer" was added way back from the orginal starting block of what your faith has become right? In hebrew satan means enemy (Used for anyone elses deity), and lucifer was derived from the "luciferians" another competing off branch of your own religions background. They actually got wiped out by the stronger of the 2 which is still around today. If adultery and fornication is bad, why does your bible permit it so much among your "chosen" people?
Rokuns 1 year ago
Satan is mentioned in the oldest book of the Bible (Job).
The Bible doesn't permit adultery and fornication!
Reuben (Jacob's son) lost his brithright because of sexual sin.
andyboreland 1 year ago
Yes and before that he was known by countless other names predating your religion thousands of years. Look if your not gonna do any research then I'm wasting my time...You've obviously never read your bible and took time to understand what each verse is saying, and you obviously have no idea about history, primarily in the aspect of religion. I'm tired of you ignoring my questions and going off on a different topic.
Rokuns 1 year ago
Well Christianty comes from Judaism, even before it was a 'religion' people still believed it. So technically Christianity is the first religion. Ignoring the Catholic Chruch (which wasn't the start of Christianity).
andyboreland 1 year ago
Your ignoring everything I've said just to remain ignorant! The first religions were druidic, shamanistic, and paganistic, judaism came after that incorporating much of the others beliefs, then it branched into chatholoscism which branched into christianity, then mormonism. Each branch has hundreds, or in the case of christianity over 30,000 different copies of the bible. Your religion was founded a scant few thousand years ago while others have been going since the dawn of time.
Rokuns 1 year ago
What?!
Judaism is the first religion, which then formed Christianity which then formed Catholosism (which mixed with Judaism makes Islam).
Constantine asked preachers from Christians from different churches to come together and make one church (that is what catholic means), but only 300 or so did. The others were true Christians who believe in the inerrant Bible (ie faith not works)
andyboreland 1 year ago
Apparently this has been a complete waste of time, you have no concept let alone knowledge of history and the origins of the time line. You also are a biblical creationist and close minded, so regardless what evidence I bring to disprove you, you just simply plug your ears and close your eyes, pretending as if nothing happened. And lastly you admitted you belief these things on faith alone, which tells me "the bible said it, so it's true! Everything else is a lie conceived by Satan!"
Rokuns 1 year ago
No, what I mean by faith is that no man is good enough for heaven because everyone has done wrong (Romans 3:23) "For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God". And everyone deserves punishment, but God sent Jesus to die for all men. So now by FAITH ALONE we can be saved, (Eph 2 8-9) "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.
God comes into our lives and makes us innocent inside. (John 3:7)
andyboreland 1 year ago
You know, I can quote your own bible verses too...it doesn't do anything other then tell the other person that you require someone to tell you what you believe. That's why I said I was done with this "debate" if one could call it that. Unlike yourself I'm open to change, I'm a skeptic not an ignorant moron who can't stop believing in fairytales. You have yet to bring any proof of your god, or even a well reasoned argument to support your case. Instead you keep ignoring mine and quote verses.
Rokuns 1 year ago
What do you mean by your first sentence?
Why would I need to change!?
You have given no liable evidence for me to change.
andyboreland 1 year ago
Lmao cus you keep ignoring any evidence I bring and then quote bible verses as if they were facts. if you were so willing to "change" then why don't you look this up yourself? I'll even give you a hand, watch AronRa's "foundational falsehoods of creationism", Thunderf00ts "why do people laugh at creationism", And even concordance or DprJones' videos. You got the whole internet to look these things up, use it!
Rokuns 1 year ago
See, you are calling it evidence. But you have made many mistakes in your "facts". And we have gone very off-point.
The point is that Jesus was a real person who lived a sinless life, and still died for you that you might go to heaven.
andyboreland 1 year ago
Yes, but fail to point out any faults in my "facts" as you called them? Can you prove that your jesus lived? Can you prove that he was sinless and died for our sins? Why is it that if you or I kill a person, steal, rape, etc to another person it is a sin, yet you replace me or you with "god" and it becomes morally correct?
Rokuns 1 year ago
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You said that Judaism wasn't the first religion.
"The first religions were druidic, shamanistic, and paganistic, judaism came after that..."
Well can you prove that Alexander the Great lived?
It is regarded as truth by everyone that He lived. I can prove He lived sinless and died for our sins so by the Bible (historically a primary source).
God is judging our sins, not murdering. He has never rape, or stolen.
andyboreland 1 year ago
Rokuns 1 year ago
In war it is not classed as murder.
God has not done any of these:
Theft, human sacrifce, magic, racism etc. (He chose Israel because they followed Him), deception.
But please do comment with where you think I am wrong.
And what do you mean by tribute?
andyboreland 1 year ago
The countless other murders committed in gods name like the story of the brass plates. War makes people suffer so bad they never want it again.
Jesus had his apostles steal a donkey for him, god wanted joseph to sacrifice his son, as well as the story of jebtah.
Your god supposedly spoke everything into being, out of nothing no less, then gave it life. Classifies as magic to me, nothing more then a golem spell.
Tribute I meant as tithing, god needs money so says all these holy rollers.
Rokuns 1 year ago
Not sure about the first one, i think it is mormon.
The apostles didn't steal the donkey! They would have returned it afterwards, that's a cheap dig!
God didn't let Abraham kill his son, He stopped Him and provided a goat instead. It was a test of faith and obedience.
Well if you want to class is as magic you can, but its the reason you are alive so I wouldn't complain!
Holy rolers! Exactly! Don't listen to these "christians". Many don't even know how to get saved!
andyboreland 1 year ago
hardly any room to add what needs to be added, but making donkeys talk classifies as magic as well. Samsons magic hair that when it was cut he lost his strength, the bible is littered with stories of magic. So if god "loves" all of us equally why does/did he pick favorites from the get go? Pretty hypocritical if you ask me.
Your god is morally deficient to most people. The teaching of "do as I say not as I do" and "Might makes Right!" show a severe lack of morality in your god.
Rokuns 1 year ago
Well as I said before call it magic, call it miracle.
And how does He pick favourites? The are the people who follow Him, if that's what you are refering to.
Do as I say and not as I do and might makes right? What are you talking about?
andyboreland 1 year ago
Now your purposely being ignorant...you dismiss my answers and questions as if they weren't relevant or prevalent. You haven't even read your own bible which is made even more obvious by your replies that kind of relate to the subject. Abraham obviously knew that god wanted him to sacrifice his son, rather then saying "Oh you must not be my god, he would never command that! You must be a devil in disguise!" The act alone even if not followed through is evidence for it.
Rokuns 1 year ago
No Abraham was sincere, he "took the knife to slay his son".
andyboreland 1 year ago
Uhhhh...that's what I meant. Rather then saying or thinking his god was a kind and loving one he was going to sacrifice his son to a malevolent being. So apparently he knew his god would ask and someone do something like that just to please him. So I'm still waiting on proof of your god, not to mention proof that he is a loving god, and what has he ever given humanity other then life like it says in your bible? Don't get me wrong, I hold view Abiogenesis higher then your gods magic.
Rokuns 1 year ago
Heaven, if you choose to accept it.
andyboreland 1 year ago
so that's his form of love? Personally I'd rather go to your hell then sit with such a despicable creature as your god.
Rokuns 1 year ago
So you'd rather spend all eternity in hell rather than heaven, because you don't think Jesus dying for you (when you don't even know Him) is enough!
andyboreland 1 year ago
Again, where is your proof of god, where is your proof of jesus since by a vote of hands claimed him divinity of god...ya that's right maybe you should read your own history before making assumptions that I'd believe in your god. Is that such a hard concept for you to grasp? I don't believe in your god, or in your jesus who also by all accounts is just briefly mentioned in the history books but not as some messiah.
Rokuns 1 year ago
What are you talking about a vote of hands?
Well I don't want to fight you, I am only concerned for you.
It is up to you whether you believe or not.
But you will have to pay the consequences of your sin.
andyboreland 1 year ago
So who's the bigger fool? the skeptic who's willing to change their mind, or the ignorant sheep, unwilling to change at all? You base your lifestyle on a bunch of dessert scribblings!? Not even good ones at that, and with very few good morales.
Rokuns 2 years ago
I watched it to show a mate how shit he was.
stelaw 2 years ago
im irish and he doesnt get booed hes loved
stevierotten22 2 years ago 2
well their are better irish comedians then him
rgjmce666 2 years ago
He's going to be on the pannel of Mock The Week next year. AWESOME. I like this guy
ciaranod 2 years ago
what a shit crowd
celtagas 2 years ago
3:46 to 5:10 best part of the vid
123calsta123 2 years ago
I'm Irish and I hate Kielty, he does not represent us well at all, boring shite jokes.....
look at Dylan Moran or Dara O' Briain if you wanna see good Irish comics, not him.
ste43 2 years ago
@ste43 why did you watch this then ... its got his name in the title : |
ashiyuri1992 2 years ago
Cuz I wanted to watch it, what's it to you?
ste43 2 years ago
@ste43 so you watch someone you hate ... sounds a bit odd to me thats all
ashiyuri1992 2 years ago
I honestly couldn't care less how it sounds to you, I watched him on Top Gear, thought he was shit so I gave his stand up a listen to give him a fair chance and came to the same conclusion, is that ok Mrs. Youtube Comment Police?
ste43 2 years ago
@ste43 rofl you're funny
ashiyuri1992 2 years ago
do you think he's funny, honestly? I think he's rubbish, he takes the piss out of himself and his country and he does it in the uk where the audience lap it up, he would not get a gig in Ireland and if he did he's be booed off the stage for using terrible material.
ste43 2 years ago
Poor guy - died on his arse.
pmanngw 2 years ago
"now when i say 1st class i dont mean a dungannon man describing a steak" LOL!
patrcik12 2 years ago
This is the best part of his 2006 dvd. The rest of it is total garbage.
He spends 80minutes going on about the IRA, acts of terror in London, and middle Eastern terorists. He cant seem to forget his bullshit past in "Norn Iron."
I cannot believe he is so sucessful in British tv. He is an untalented racist little runt.
mrsbackdoorbeauty 2 years ago
lol i can't understand either. he's not even remotely funny! the twat
swettybettybob 2 years ago
Ditto !! he reminds me of an over excitable boy !
theblackmafia71 2 years ago
90% of comedians r racist u clown
Scullionmufc 2 years ago 2
oh my god this is the worst comedy ive ever seen... only checked him out cos armando iannucci takes the p**s out of him.
noiamprod 2 years ago
you unevolved bollocks
KungfuCow5 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Agreed - totally unfunny.
Seen him in Belfast years ago and he's STILL doing the same old paramilitary sh*t....one joke pony and it's sh*t. Do us all a favour Patrick and stop doing stand-up, and in fact, stop appearing on TV
daviddouvale 2 years ago
why dont u stop watching him instead?
Rainb0wGirl 2 years ago
Why did you go see him if he's "un-funny"
SiMags 2 years ago
Why? Well, when I seen him years ago, it was the first and last time
daviddouvale 2 years ago
ur stupid
johnfinbarburke 2 years ago
Why? It was free, it was as a student at University...I didn't know any better. THANKFULLY, didn't see his unfunny face on the box over Xmas....but it's not over yet!
daviddouvale 2 years ago
He is really unfunny.
eddy187 2 years ago
this guy is a rolf cake, end of, kkthxbie
matthew12377 2 years ago
worst comedian ever
give the fuck up
maluco97 2 years ago
his stuff on live at the apollo was better
i dont think thats on youtube though
angrychipmunk99 2 years ago