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  • why doesn't Glenn Beck just have God on his show?

  • wow glenn is one opportunistic motherfucker!

  • and thanks to slavery

  • Bigotry is alive and well and has funny facial hair. The KKK called and asked if what you do against Mormons if you can do that against Jews too.

  • you cannot deny that most of the USA citizens became chronic apathetic!

  • You are and ID!)T!!!!

  • You are so fucking right about Beck. He is a damn Mormon wearing his magic underwear....

  • You are so fucking right about Beck. He is a damn Mormon wearing is magic underwear....

  • I love how Beck criticizes having a career as a bad thing when he has a nationally syndicated show on FOX. That guy is a scam artist who doesn't care that he is full of shit.

  • I would not take him seriously. On CNN he was for the bailout, and now he is a "libertarian" who is against it. Essentially, he reads off a teleprompter. Meh.

  • tooltime9901. awesome. first time I've observed your "video blog" (if you will). To the point, brilliant yet simple. Very refreshing to say the least. Thank you sir. I was just stating in my facebook how I owe people like Glenn Beck a thanks for fueling my lack of faith in the American church; generally speaking.

  • Glen Beck is a peice of filth who makes a living by scaring old people with lies (like a fucking TV evangelist). This idea that america ws made by christians, for christians, is an ignorant christian lie.

  • More On Trivia is hilarious and delightfully sociopathic (which is a good thing since society is lame).

    }:-D

    Everyone, even Glenn, is missing the real issue. There is no escape from human nature. This is only acceptance or resistance. Resistance is the better choice. What are your views on vigilantism?

  • lets feel the 15% no belkevers with some weed. shit im a nonebelever and think we should have the right to choice what we want. But fuck glean is an ass hole.

  • Glenn Beck = Moron.

    Glenn Beck listener = total moron.

  • Most values of the world come from religion. Without religion, we don't have very many values.

  • Great clip!!! Very lucid and right on.

  • Glenn Beck did not get one fact straight in his sissy commentary. Glenn Back needs more experience in the streets below the waistline.

    He got the weapon incorrect! That was no railroad ty. A skinny gangster could not swing a 100 lbs ty. Second, the Cornell Square Rebels killed three people and beatup two Chicago PD all by the year 1959, when there was still prayer in the schools.

    Glenn Beck just hates Chicago and is to stupid to know how to research a subject.

  • Tooltime, just a quick nit-pick: The Mormon equivalent of a pastor is called a bishop.

  • I'm am atheist. I don't kill people. I don't hurt people. I don't attack anybody. But we should protect ourselves against evil. And evil people don't choose one way of belief.

  • to blame the lack of belief in God for a crime on th south side of Chicago is one of the most stupid assessments of the facts that anybody could make. There are more churches in black neighborhoods on the south side than anywhere else in the city: theres a church in every corner. black people have the most religion and they're worst off than everyone else in terms of societal health.

  • sooooooooooooooo motherfucking true!!!!

  • yeah that's why i partake in senseless beatings; because i'm an atheist. now i gonna go kick some dogs because obviously that's what godless folks like me do.

  • Beck is so cute. him and his little underwear. God, Pennywise would just eat him right up.

    SARCASM SARCASM SARCASM SARCASM SARCASM SARCASM SARCASM SARCASM

  • pennywise references are so sweet (that movie scarred my childhood showering experiences). *thumbs up*

  • Appreciated.  Thank you.

  • Fucking irony.

    He is baffled by kids not losing their heads when confronted with yet another fight, but he doesn't give a shit if people who can't afford insurance die of preventable disease or illness.

    Idiot.

  • Around 4:20...

    Dude... you can't expect those things from Glenn Beck. He's put there to say shit, he doesn't want any solution, he just wants to babble about stuff and put the guilt on atheists and whoever disagrees with his sick demented mind.

  • This Glenn Beck fellow seems to believe that he is the character Howard Beale form "Network." What an arrogant knob.

  • i fucking love this guy.(no homo)

  • Keep up the good work men

  • The Declaration of Independence demands us to bow to God's authority?

    Glenn Beck is wrong btw, there are a lot of more religious governments. Go to Saudi Arabia you fat, ugly hermaphrodite asshole!

    Every totalitarian state is theocratic and every theocracy is totalitarian.

  • hmm, how does Glenn not see himself as a hypocrite? All that need's to be said is this, if Atheism is causing massive gang fight's.. I think that's better than War's with other countries like religion does. They are both bad. Easily said in terms. Science = Flying rocket's to the moon. Religion = Flying planes into Buildings. Where does he get off talking about that crap?

  • Tooltime, I have to wonder how you assessing success for the sake of this conversation. Sure as a nation the US is one of the richest, partly due to its size. However per capita income, rape rates, suicide rates, educational standards, gender equality, murder rates, teen pregnancy rates, and health standards are much worse in the US than many European countries, and also Japan.

  • "All men are endowed by their creator...". Yes, nature did create us equally. Where does God come in? I don't recall there being any decision as to who or what our creator was, or that that was more relevant than the feature, who's security was the only purpose that justified the existence of a government. You're right about Beck. He's an idiot. The authority was placed in our nature, not God, not Government. Unfortunately, God and Government keep trying to take the authoritative position.

  • Yep, Beck is moronic. When the declaration of independence refers to "Creator", it is referring to the Deist concept of God-- that being the state of nature. Jefferson is known to have called the bible a "dung-hill". I would pay to hear Beck try to reconcile that with his idiotic rant.

  • religious countries being less successful than more secular ones. again if success is measured by societal health as opposed to power and influence. so blaming all of a societies problems on religion? no, just commenting on the fact that those societal problems appear to be aggravated by it and not lessened like the "esteemed philosopher" glen beck was saying

  • Yeah... How do you know that?

  • Well, come on. Now you told us, prove it.

  • Prove it without a bible, and we'll talk. Until then, reframe from idiot post's like this one, and make a video and show us that "Almighty God" Have a good evening.

  • Ah, exactly.. No proof, as usual. Don't bother commenting. Ignorant fantasies as usual. :)

  • YET he(or she) is willing to send anybody to hell to burn for eternity because of not believing in him. Yes, sounds like a loving father indeed.

  • Did you really just type preSHious? and muTch?

  • I like the part around 9:00 about his whole "God, let me fellate your glorious cawk." I mean the constitution does say as he said, but when they say "their creator" they didn't say God, they said "their creator" meaning whoever the person reading it believes is their creator.

    What's also funny is he talks about civil rites as being handed down. FACT: human rites, like time, don't actually exist - they are creations of man. They can't be handed down or taken away by ANYONE.

  • yet another comment I found not left by me My God I am so fucking pissed off! I am about to break my damn keyboard from pounding the keys so fucking hard I( did not leave the comment from me before this one!! although weirdly enough I do think this video sucks LOL (i am a psycho)

  • I believed in god so hard I peed a little.

  • what do you mean magic underwear?

  • Using Beck-ian logic:

    Rome was a heathen nation and built a great empire. Then they adopted Christianity and collapsed. Ergo, adopting Christianity causes once successful empires to collapse.

    So using Beck's logic, let's get rid of Christianity before it's too late!

  • Interestingly enough its true christians were persecuted and fed to the lions in Ancient Rome.

    But what christians and western history books DON'T tell people is that once Constantine made christianity the official religion, christians turned around and persecuted the pagans. Thousands of pagans were massacred by christians than christians fed to the lions, and hundreds of pagan temples and idols were destroyed throughout Europe

    Christianity has a long history of intolerance once in power.

  • @DeistPaladin hope it's NOT too late 4 u!

  • I hear a lot of people like glenn beck, geerup and theatheistantidote say atheists replace god with government, but like you said there are atheists who are anarchists, libertarians, antiauthoritarian leftists and anti state rightwingers. Even if an atheists is a stateist, that doesn't that they worship the government and think government should be all powerful.

  • There are more clips of beck trashing godless living. It's inevitable that beck will do something like this again. Next time he does this people should demand he apologize on his show.

    He also like's to blame alot of stuff on "evolutionary thinking"

  • Guys like Glenn Beck make me cringe, because I have reservations about censorship, but would have no problems were some sort of truth factor were used as a means of censorship for networks that claim to be news networks.

  • I love watching your videos, Tooltime. :D

  • TOOLTIME, GET OFF MY PHONE LINE. GET OFF MY PHONE LINE YOU PINHEAD! Lol, I wished he'd actually watch youtube, the stupid fucknut.

  • glenn beck isnt a moron hes a lvl 92 troll

  • Faux News, the new domestic terrorists.

  • Glenn Beck, GOT OFF MY PHONE!!!! GET. OFF. MY. PHONE, YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!!!!!

  • The rise of atheism is the cause of the rise of murder!

    We also need more pirates to fight off this evil global warming and keep those damn icebergs in their place in Canada and Iceland!

  • This is my first time writing on your videos (watched them for near a year though). Very good and logical counter arguments. We should point out the informal fallacy, appealing to fear, that Glen Beck is famous for.

  • nice video tooltime9901

    and well said InternalCompass

    greetings from the Netherlands

  • Glenn Beck is to journalism as professional wrestling is to sport.

  • Amen Brother!

    Ugh...I feel like a Baptist now.

  • @InternalCompass good one! i'm going to use that the next time a brainwashed bigot sticks up for the moron known as glenn beck.

  • Old and tired narrative is bloody right, ... Glen Beck, what a total ( no disrespect ) tool !!!

  • I love how he feigns such outrage. He doesn't give a crap that some kid died!He cares about his ratings. Beck is hack of the highest caliber.

  • But the Romans were right, Christianity did lead to the fall of Rome and the dark ages. We need Zeus back in our schools.

  • I'd gladly learn about Zeus rather.

  • first, you are a bigot. second, show me one thing in what he said that I left out (for TIME SAKE) that changes or redeems what he said.

  • Some guy said you have a Muslim beard, lol. Where I'm from it's Omish or Mininite. A very religious people down here in the south. When your a married man you grow a beard instead of wearing a wedding ring. By the way I love how Fox News says, Fair and Balanced, and based in fact. That's like saying this movie is based on true events, lol.

  • @tooltime9901 Leaving religion out of the argums he got it where has he got it wrong

  • @tooltime9901 Have mercy, oh Lord! It's a Mormon. Don't pick on it. It has minimal brain function.

  • You don't need to edit Glenn Beck to show he's idiot. Icing on the cake, my friends. Icing on the cake.

  • Truely, can you give us an example of where he cuts the video and takes glenn's words out of context? I watched that show and the points Glenn was trying to make were seemingly portrayed very accurately by this vid, but I might be wrong, so plz enlighten me.

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  • It is called editing.

  • Glenn Beck is a major moron.

  • I think the biggest crime is that the conservative movement got hijacked by nuts like Glenn Beck.

    I also wish the atheistic signers of the Declaration of Independence, who agreed with the principles of the document, were bigger sticklers on the wording. Maybe they though it was wording a King would better understand???

  • Just replying to myself.... they were probably Deists, not Atheists.

  • Also, I heard an interesting idea:

    Instead of a govt. insurance plan, why doesn't the govt. just help people pay for private insurance? And of course, the govt. would have to regulate the companies more closely.

    Can anyone think of a reason why this wouldn't work?

  • Everyone knows that MSNBC has a liberal bias, but I don't think I'm out of line here when I say that Fox News is biased on a whole different level. No other political network I know of has its own preacher (Glenn Beck), because that's exactly what he's doing, the way he's moving and talking, with absolutely ZERO fact behind anything he's saying.

    WTF does capitalism have to do with ANYTHING??

  • I grew up there, Chicago, south side - not the suburbs, but inside city limits. My dad worked at Midway. Most of the gangbangers I saw in high school were Catholic, and had big Catholic-style tattoos. I'm not saying those kids killed anyone because of their religion. I'm saying that I doubt they were atheists.

  • I WAS a south-side Chicago atheist, and I never got into any trouble.

  • Subscribed JUST because you said shenanigans

  • Who let Glenn Beck use the old and tired "kids can't pray in school anymore" garbage? How can somebody whose job it is to inform be so horribly uninformed?

  • I'd say that African Americans, Latinos and rednecks are pretty religious compared to the average, doesn't seem to help them.

  • Glenn Beck a Mormon? Glenn Beck a moron? How about Glenn Beck intellectual. Actually thats an oxymoron!

  • life has no value to christians because they look forward to the "next life".

    this life has infinite value to me because its the only one i will ever have.

  • They value it enough to have health insurance.

  • Aside from Glenn's apparent lack of familiarity with the indifference of the residents of south side Chicago, where do you find the insufferable gall to throw Mormons into the fray. This commentary which you try to pawn off as reason, suddenly becomes an exercise in diatribe because of it.

  • Well....Mormons believe in John Smith who reads off of "golden plates out of his hat." Glenn Beck reads off of things straight out of his ass. I thought that would be obvious to everyone.

  • Well, whatever Glenn Beck might be, at least he isn't the ill informed parrots, some commentators seem to be.. As for speaking out of one's ass, ad hominem argument, and tu quoque fallacy, constitute pretty much the same thing.

  • Mormons seem to believe that people are privileged to believe in their God, or rather Jesus Christ. Since you know, they are the only religion to charge people money to learn about "God".

  • The only "charge" as you put it, is following the commandments of the very "God" we claim to believe in. As trade-off's go, someone ought to "charge" you 10% of your wages to get a clue as well.

  • Really now? Is that why you go door to door handing out little cards that are to order a DVD about Jesus?

  • What are you babbling on about now? You mean the free DVD's we offer people?

  • . . . . what a freakin ass hat.

  • you positively affected my opinion about americans

  • Right-wing echo chamber? Pretty accurate description of the conservative camp really!

  • gotta love Glenn Beck, he's not a moron, he's a great performer.

  • Good video with one factual error.

    There is no contemporary evidence to support the myths of christians ever being fed to lions. The romans did exucute people 'ad beastia' but this covered a large variety of animals, simply due to the fast declining crowd interest span, in the gory game events and public execution which was so overshown in roman society.

  • OWNED! Fuckin OWNED! One of your best videos. I am so glad you decided to talk about it. You owned Beck big time.

  • Lol. Fox seems to be pure christian propaganda XD

    No swedish TV station would even air that shit, because they would be gangbanged by society. I even saw a fox news repotage when the went to Rosengård in Sweden (a place in Malmö with lots of immigrants) and pointed out how good and good the swedish democrats is (nationalist partie that's not in the Riksdag and, if you ask me, are pure fucking facists) and at the same time took a piss at the immigrants. Fuck Fox, man.

  • Ugh, I'm embarrased to have been a Mormon. Glad I got out of that racket.

  • If Glen Beck and people of his persuasion at least would try to understand the declaration of independence! It pains me to see a document of such clarity of thought and - above all - inclusiveness of any given world view butchered for personal gain and reckless intellectual gerrymandering to garner cheap points.

    There are two references to a god, and it is specified unadulterated who this god is, which later on is referred to again as Creator: It's Nature's God.

  • Anybody can pick his personal favourite, from a purely figurative phrase to any given god.

    Apart from that the document draws heavily on the "Laws of Nature" to argue for independence.

    A wise choice. Else any argument against a king, who was graced by God himself would have been an argument against God and therefore self-refuting.

  • I've always liked your style & this was another good video from you about a current event. Thunderf00t got most of the glory from it, but I liked his video for different reasons.

    Keep up the good work.

    Peace.

  • I dont get why people like this pine for the 'good old days' as though things were better when everyone went to church.

  • Glenn is talking like this is something new in human history. Fucking jackass is using someones death to his own gain. Fuck you Glenn!

    It's like this doesn't happen in the US and around the world almost every day, the only difference with this is that it was captured on "tape" and put out to the public.

    I hope Glenn never finds out the gore sites in the internet, I think his head would explode.... then again he might just use the clips to his gain.

  • Hilarious! Nice job Tooltime!  I'm in tears.

  • It is not so much that it is South Chicago and that it is not unusual for that area but the fact that this has gone on for centuries from the cattle baron wars to the gang warfare of the Mafia and the like which occurred everywhere. This sort of death (with respect to the victim) is nothing compared to the types of deaths meated out by the KKK (a devout Baptist Christian organisation). The difference? Simple. It is the ability to film it and put in the public domain. That is the only change.

  • He really is a complete dipshit. I never thought the day would come when some right-winger would come along with a national media outlet and make Rush FUCKING Limbaugh look like some sort of elder statesman.

  • Glenn's a complete idiot. I didn't mind the guy, even with his political bias, until now.  What a complete douchebag.

  • Glenn Beck needs to shut the fuck up and listen to some facts

  • Very nice addition to the discussion, Pete. =]

  • I'm quite struck on how very much Beck's little tirade mirrors that of Lewis Prothero's in the beginning of the film adaptation of V for Vendetta.

  • Glenn Beck needs more life experience below the waistline:

    1) Beck dramatizes way to much. The weapon was most likely a board from a park bench, not a 200 lbs railroad tye. Only a moron would think that a kid could swing a railroad tye.

    2) I reseach gangs, and I have articles dating back the 1950s (NYC and Chicago) of gang fights like this one. Prayers in schools were allowed at that time. Does Beck know this?

    3) The kid with the camera did the right thing especially if he was scared

  • Outstanding video. I think you nailed at the end, it's mostly about the money....how many people out there would turn down 20+ million a year to sound like Glenn Beck. I'll bet it's not many. He is a moron though, a rich moron, but still a moron.

  • 1:05 Quite honestly, if I was that age and in that situation, I'd be too scared and shocked to really do more THAN stand there and stare. I certainly wouldn't jump in. Watching out for number one, ya know?

  • It is astonishing how much higher the level of discourse is on YouTube as compared to what is on television.

    I'm surprised Glen Beck didn't cry in this clip. He is a neoconservative demagogue doing more harm than good to his own idiotic cause.

  • Glenn Beck is an ignorant fool!

  • The crazy thing is, the national juvenile murder rate is at its lowest since 1984. So much for the rise of atheism causing this.

  • Glen beck is a tard.

  • "Why do you think we're as powerful as we are?"

    Manifest Destiny FTW, right Glenn? Canada, we're coming for YOU next. :O

    Yeah, Glenn is an idiot.

  • everything good that happens is because of GAWD, everything bad that happens is because of those DURND ATHEISTS!!

    Nobody needs logic or evidence to repeat that sadly

  • 1 Star.

  • Nightrunner: Are you rating Glenn Beck's comments or tooltime's comments?

  • Golden Tablets + Magic Underwear + Joseph Smith = Makes cents.

  • i wonder if glenn beck knows that most of the founding fathers were atheist, probably ignores that part

  • Glenn Beck leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

  • You're a legend, my lovey. As always.

  • all this time I've been subbed to you I didn't realize you didn't believe in govt :)

    fuck glenn beck

  • He gets views and in america that is all that matters. The number one movie in america is about killing dead people, it gets views, makes profit, and that is all we require. Beck may be a moron, but he certainly is not alone, he has an audience. There are even some very bright people who invest their valuable time responding to his moronic ideas.

  • actually a nations religiosity and their long term success seems to have a negative correlation based upon history and statistics

  • I believe the correlation you speak of is better explain with big government and larger class warfare.

  • actually referring to crime level, poverty level, shorter life expectancy, higher infant death rates, and lower levels of education that have been shown to be higher in highly religious countries. so religion negatively affects a societies overall health and therefore that societies long term success. not to mention gets them in some dumbassed wars in some hot crappy deserts ;)

  • No correlation does not imply causation.

  • not implicitly no, however when that correlation can be repeatedly shown throughout human history as in the case of the inverse relationship between the success of a nation and its religiosity, it certainly raises questions of causality. granted it is more of a social success as opposed to an economic or military success, so perhaps a better term would be a nations societal health rather than success.

  • I disagree. The Catholic Church was very religious and of course they dominated the world for the better part of 1500 years. Japan and China were for most of their history very religious, and very powerful for most of their history. India, despite being quite poor now was a major cultural power for a much longer time than I like to comprehend, and India has always been very religious.

    Religion is definatly not a good thing, but blaming a societies problems on it is exactly as ridiculous.

  • simply because a country or church has power and influence doesn't make their society healthy and therefore, in my opinion, successful. what i've been referring to are the studies that have shown that more religious countries have higher crime rates, shorter life expectancy, higher teen pregnancies, higher drug usage, etc. than less religious countries. whether or not this correlation shows direct causality or not has yet to be shown, but it goes to my original statement about highly cont.

  • It doesn't show directly causality, and claiming "religion negatively affects a societies overall health" is claiming that there is a causal relationship. It may very well be that a third factor causes both of those things, or it may be that in fact a higher crime rate and lower standard of living causes more religiousity. You ignore both of these possibilities throughout your posts, and lastly, once again, history does not support your original claim.

  • tell that to the romans, the spanish, the dutch, the english, and finally to us

  • NO! it's correlation, for the last time, it doesn't mean it's causated. The one thing the Spainish, the Dutch, the English and the US have in common is that we dominated the world at some point (the Dutch less, but the Netherlands were a HUGE power in the colonial age).

  • : ( (frown)

    This is why I kill people.

  • Is it true they are making new money without "In God We Trust"?

  • Glenn Beck is certifiably the biggest douche of the universe.

  • john edwards wont be happy about that

  • Nah. it's that "psychic dude" that talk s with the dead.

  • Glen Beck once again proves his ignorance.

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  • Louisiana (yokeup's state) has the highest homicide rate of all the states in the USA. It also is one of the most religious states in the USA based on actual church attendance rates.

  • not all people who attend church believe in what the pastor/priest says.

  • Not trying to instigate... but why do they GO to church then? I know that I disagree with most horror movies... so I don't go.

  • a lot of people go to church because they feel its the path to heaven although they may not be wholly true believers.

    a true believer believes that all the teachings of Christ are true and we as people are not justified in breaking any of his laws from the most to the least. true believers do not tolerate ANY sin in their life.

  • Thank you for answering me without taking it as a challenge or insult. Granted I do not know your beliefs if any. But still thank you.

  • As someone who believes in God, but not in religion, I'd like to say I agree. I don't pray to God for every little thing because I imagine he has enough people doing that and I like to believe he helps those who help themselves I detest people who shove their beliefs down other's throats and say "My religion is right, and your going to hell for what you belive." You seem to be the type who shuts those people up with facts and good arguements, so once again I'd like to say, thank you my good sir.

  • is he loosing his hair

  • "Instead of God being held up He is taken down..." What kind of weak deity needs to be held up or can be taken down?

  • No one hates Mormon's more than fundamentalist christians.  I wonder if Beck is aware of this. I wonder if his sheep know he's a mormon.

  • Great video!

  • How does Glenn Beck even know that those kids are atheists?

  • Doesn't know what he's talking about half the time? I'd say that's a little generous. I'd go for 80 to 85%.

  • I saw this clip of Glenn Beck and was disgusted... hmmmm let's blame a large group of people that have nothing to do with it. I don't think that's ever been done before... how original Glenn.

  • Oh and by the way, I'm not materalistic nor do I have total faith in the government... *shakes head and laughs*

  • Atleast he said religion....or non-religion.

    I'm still extremely by what was implied, though.

  • Glenn Beck is the one rightwing demagogue that really gets to me. Ugh, what a shitsack of a human being.

  • 603 ratings with 301 views...? and i still think glenn beck is way less crazy than that fuck chris matthews. tooltime, do a pwnage of chris matthews too.

  • where have you been? the youtube views get locked up at around 300, it fixes itself eventually.

  • But we know for a fact that religious people do not commit any crimes! Before the rise of atheism, crime was non-existant! Just as it is obvious that creation is proof of creationism, it's just as obvious that all criminals are atheists! DUUUUUUUH! You need to get out of your "science" and "reality" bubble and realize that!

    And nooooo I'm not being sarcastic! I just shape and skew things that don't fit in my world TO fit in my world, and that's not warped thinking NOOOOO...

  • Glenn Beck is so amusing to watch on TV because he's such an idiot.

  • aside from that

    that gaping hole inside of me? shit

    i thought it was my terrible scheduling and forgetting what assignments i need to do for my courses...... damn now im just not gonna do work and look at god all day =]