@LarryConneely The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!
@THEBUSINESSOFDYING If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic and there's a nice pond in it you fill in the pond with concrete, you plow the family into the field, you blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother.
Rover 800. Great car
ash7990 2 months ago
Ap at his best
ClawsTM 3 months ago
LOL not seen these deleted scenes <<< plenty of alans have pulled in front of me like that grrr
MonkeyHunch 4 months ago
little swine
mdbrfc 4 months ago
Never gonna use them, never gonna use them....
candycoatedsandman 5 months ago 3
can you call bill oddie...
ingram88 6 months ago
Can anyone find the extra where Alan is driving and is remarking on someone reversing up the hard shoulder??
Raveneyes 8 months ago
He means his cock
olovcon 8 months ago
Yeah, I never did work out why they left this out of the series, it's hilarious.
picklerwoof 1 year ago
Sue Cook's pulled out.
stevrosb74 1 year ago
I remember this was used as an advert for the first series. I was 9 at the time...Christ.
Pepotamo1985 1 year ago
Hahaha, they should have kept this in! No way Jose!
kinggimped 1 year ago
lovely stuff
peterj89 2 years ago 13
Always cracks me up!
djwedgewood 2 years ago
skum, subhuman skum.
LarryConneely 3 years ago
@LarryConneely scum
THEBUSINESSOFDYING 1 year ago
@THEBUSINESSOFDYING
Eat my cheese you mother
LarryConneely 1 year ago
@LarryConneely The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!
THEBUSINESSOFDYING 1 year ago
@THEBUSINESSOFDYING If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic and there's a nice pond in it you fill in the pond with concrete, you plow the family into the field, you blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother.
LarryConneely 1 year ago 7
@THEBUSINESSOFDYING well, there's no need for that!
HeGivesTheTests 7 months ago