I just saw Russell Brand in his stand up show in England and i laughed from beginning to end. One thing mentioned in his routine was "Everyone says to me, 'Oh Russell no one knows you over in America, you must love that?!' Do i Fuck!" He hates going over to America where no1 recognises him. He'd much rather be here, getting laid with the hot British chicks and staying well away from your country...
p.s. Russell Brand and Robin Williams should not be mentioned in the same sentence!
@SoCalSand Nice one...only took you a year to generate that witty response! The fact he hates being unknown is of no relation to who he is engaged to. Theres literally no link! And as far as I'm aware a year ago when i wrote that comment we hadn't had the VMA's, they weren't even together and most certainly were not engaged. You americans, you crack me up with all your intelligence....
@sercute4e No, it didn't take me a year to generate anything.People don't wait by their computer for you to write something the second you say it.If I remember correctly, Russell was in America a lot more than he was in England even a year ago. He was becoming well known before that and if you want to be internationally known then you have to go to L.A. You Europeans thinking you are better and smarter for no reason. Try properly constructing a sentence before you start speaking on intelligence.
Vincent, have you seen "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2006"??
I recommend you checking it out cuz you like The Boosh. Russell Brand and Noel Fielding are a team. I was looking for Jimmy Carr stuff when I found it.
That show is actually why I like Russell Brand so much, actually.
I'm an American, I like Russell Brand, and there's nothing that I needed "to get" about British humor. It was just funny. Anyway, what do people mean by British Humor anyway? It's totally variable. Look at Sascha Baron Cohen and Russell Brand. NOT the same. Mighty Boosh, also totally different. For the record, we don't all sit around eating burgers-go to the coasts and you'd know this. Mississippi on the other hand... I can't speak for them.
Read the comment. lol You're agreeing with a Russell Brand fan. Which is not what I think you intended to do. But it highlighted your stupidity/illiteracy or whatever so no complaints from me. ^^;
No, I am saying I hope he goes back. HIs comedy is crap, unoriginal, and not to mention he looks like a fag.... If your a fan, tells me alot about your personal intellect.
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LOL, this little flame/rant of Russel Brand of mine was done a long ass time ago
even though I am replying to this out of shear boredom, what makes you think I care?
Russel Brand sucks, his style sucks, and the British doesn't know a damn thing about comedy, and what you say is not gonna change my opinion about him
Russ doesnt even deserve to be in the same group of great comedians like Dana Carvey, George Carlin, and Robin Williams, and many others,
No. Just saying that you've generalized everyone in Britain, insulted my own tastes in comedy and Russell Brand. You could at least have the decency not to state all those things as if they were fact, because in reality they are just your own bitter little opinions. Good day to you, squire.
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yes he's got nothing on the intellect of robin williams' comedy. I'd like to see him do something as entertaining and thought-provoking as Mrs. Doubtfire
Read the comment. lol You're agreeing with a Russell Brand fan. Which is not what I think you intended to do. But it highlighted your stupidity/illiteracy or whatever so no complaints from me. ^^;
I'm not sure if this reply was for me or for F22Ownage, but I find it amusing how you try to make yourself look good, by pointing out a persons "stupidity/illiteracy" just because of the fact that he/she misread the comments
im sure you probably made the same mistake as the person ur trying to mock
I'm replying because I adore Russell Brand and you hate him. And whatever opinions I don't understand, I generally try to get to know them better. And if I feel the negative opinion is just rudeness and merely a violent difference in taste, I feel better.
You're only saying that because you're American, you can't handle people taking the piss out of you, unless they're American, if it's proper cultured people like Russell you lose your minds.
LOL Bland had a small roll in a movie. Got extremely poor reviews. NOt that it was unexpected or anything. PLease take him back. Britsh humor does not equate to US.
2) What you just said was relevant in no way, shape or form to my comment, I mentioned nothing about his material, I said he's cultured and has a good sense of humour, and that you just can't handle people making fun of you.
3) American humour consists mainly of racism and shouting.
When you've seen other Russell Brand material, then I'll entertain your idea of him being talentless.
Movies, Dvds, books, radio shows, newspaper articles. Talentless, I think not!
oh fek off or i'll be giving you and jour man over thare some schtickkk! There as many white trash peasants in Ireland as there are in England or the USA, i'm British but I recognise Russell is about as funny as a fire at an orphanage..you clearly madam are a media junkie, you make me wish the church would take you into slavery and the state in Ireland reinstitute the rights of the church to take deranged such as u into an asylum..i hate religion but i hate Russell Bland more!!
Russell don't crack even a smile from me, yet i like Eddie Izzard, Noel Fielding, the MIghty Boosh and classic comedians such as Robin Williams..just like popular music, talent now has nothing to do with it..its all about how it's packaged..i'll explain why people like this Irish slut like Bland...it's been shown that if people drink a non-alcoholic drink believing it has alcohol they get drunk anyway!! same with Bland, they are brainwashed tv junkies who cant judge for themselves..so they laugh
vincent. who are you to take an authoritative dictation on what makes good comedy? What are you, some sort of stand-up Hitler? Why do people have such a problem with what others enjoy in regards to what is funny or not? It's a very personal opinion. :-/
Brand is a honey-pie. I don't want to lose him to the US. But he's doing really well hosting the VMA's and stuff. I wish the US would just take care of him. He's a National treasure to us.
You might have forgotten, but the British are a bunch of pansies and pulled out of Iraq long before america will. We haven't lost and we won't lose either at least we aren't a bunch of quiters and cowards like they are in "Great" Britian.
Oh and if you're going to say "go lose a war" at least spell lose right.
Calling Britain cowards? They pulled out because THEY KNOW THAT WAR IS WRONG, And Obama is gonna pull your troops out of Iraq now, so stop contradicting yourself!
im not english or american but all ill say is that british humour is far more subtle than america, so many americans dont get it! of course american comedy is funny2 but its a different more obvious funny.
Exactly.. Americans = people laughing AT them! English = they are laughing with us babyyyy!!! HAHAHA and ENGLISH = ARE LAUGHING AT THE AMERICANS. BIG TIME BITCH.
So fuck off because, im a bit pissed hes over in america rather than doing standup here, and EVERYONE here thinks hes BRILL! Even my nan and her friends are in love with him a little bit, so you can balls off.
aha americans have a pathetic sense of humor... oh yea all brits have down syndrome, did it take long to find that in the dictionary? im gonna be the mail man of bad news.. not all brits have down syndrome. i thought i would speak up before you embarrassed yourself.
as for Brand, he's become a superstar in america because of the vma's, people say he was a bad host and should not have been there. in reality hes shot his career through the roof. im sure americas just jealous.
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Brand is a US superstar? Since when? Barely anyone new who this fag was until his appearance at the VMA's. And like the rest of the talentsless comics, he had his 10 mins of fame, and and will never be heard from again.
Wow Americans are fuckin pathetic mate us english WE WANT OUR RUSSELL BACK!!! dont fuckin steal him!!!!!!!!! Give him back, we know he is great but FFS do you have to take everything good we have?
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Funny that no on in the US even new who this fag was until the VMAS. Even now he has slipped into the "one hit wonders" title. Yes you can have him back now, his 10 mins of fame has come and gone in the US.
So you have heard of FSM then? Meaning you obviously had heard of Brand, meaning infact you HAD heard of Russell Before the VMAS, as im sure you know the film was out well before the VMAS. So i think ive proven my point that you actually are talking out your arse. Perhaps you should get your dad to fuck it.. if he goes for scum.
Just like how no one in the UK really knew the Jonas Brothers until the VMA's and you can have them back as well. They're just Disney boppers who wont appeal to an adult, even older teen, audience.
And you can have Jordin Sparks back too, she wouldnt have been famous if it weren't for the British shows you've adopted...
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JOnas brothers suck.. I agree.
Jordin sparks...Sucks
In the US RRussell Brand had his 15 minutes of exposure. Now noone cares about him. Hope he went back to the UK, doesn't have any talent for the US market.
i cant belive how many right wing american haters are on youtube...and its strange coz every1 i have met in real life is not like that at all. evry comment posted meets with"we will nuke your country man" or"you would be speaking german if not for us"no wonder usa have a image prob right now.
I respect our difference in opinion about the american cesspool empire. Congrats on not being a complete threatening assnut like most right-wingers. Better to laugh out disagreements.
Russel Brnad is great. I just wish that MTV wasnt such a bitch, and I could watch it here, but its owned by Viacom, so its well sat on.
Fuck LL No Brains, and the rest of the american right-wing butt patrol that cant handle reality. The USA is a bunch of racist morons, and Brand said it well. What's there to get? Comedians are funny sometimes, other times not, but for people to be 'horrified' by what he says makes them dumb pussy bitches , like Britney and Miley, no talent cunts.
You fit that old saying: "stupid is what stupid says"
Britney and Miley may not have the degree of talent you want. However a weeks pay of either of them, is more than what your pathetic life would ever make. LOL!
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Brand looks like those caveman dudes from the Geicocommercials. What an asshole.
I really don't care who somebody votes for Obamma or McCain, but for this douche to come into our country and tell us how to vote is just a plain fucking douche.
Russel Bland totally bombed at the vma's.. Couldnt understand a damn word he said and his jokes were so retarted. The whole show sucked actually.. they have to stop doing all these dumb little performance's outside the show and keep them all inside. Show sucked, He sucked.. Probably just jealous that some little 16 year olds (jonas bros) are making millions more than he is.. what can ya do?
american's just dont get him. plus i dont think hes that well know in the US to be hosting a show like the VMA's. hes hillarious and its not his fault that people like you dont get him
you really are ignorant towards british humour. have you heard of frankie boyle, sean lock, peter kay, jimmy carr... our humour is smart, then taboo, then plain hillairious. brand is NOT one of our best by far, but he is now my favorite, bcause he angered americans, proved the point that 1% of britain are posh upper class, not 100%, and he also showed yanks are more uptight then us. you really have no clue, do you.
So fucking ignorant. You yanks haven't a clue about British humour. All you've got to say is fucking "Benny Hill" - shit that was filmed about 25 years ago! Get your face out of the burger, it's 2008 you twat!
couldnt understand what he said but his jokes were rubbish.. ahh makes sense.. also one of his jokes use's the word 'retarded' which ive seen you've used there.. so if hes bad what does it say about you? Also he makes a hell of alot of money as his book was a bestseller in the UK, and his shows are very very popular.
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GOD..I HATE HIM!!!!..WHAT THE HELL DOES HE EVEN DO?!?!?!..all that shit about jonas brothers purity rings?!?! god..he needed to shut up in the beginning about that political crap..hate comments are welcomed..but not needed
ahhhh what a legend I love Russell - and he's ours!!! Bringing some British charm and eccentricity to the VMAS - watch out America! Love Russell and LL's the man! x
does bland ever do so standup comedy or hes one those english a-holes to piss off americans
quickblader41 6 months ago
ll cool j is pretty bland though. what does he even do nowadays?
Bigkahkistan 7 months ago
Bland is a funny mother fucker got to love that dude
carlosbk3 1 year ago
ha.. the guy probably went thru the entire female lineup at the vmas. what a stud
FlozelltheHotell 1 year ago
just about spelt out his name!! love russell
tristanoutlaw86 1 year ago
hahaha LL cool J ♥
RUSSELL BLAND.
alexandrax721 2 years ago
lol, Russell Bland! that was a bit rude
chodiestchode 2 years ago
I'm from america and I love him! I think he's intelligent and sexy.
heav85 3 years ago 12
can anyone remember brand ll cool j and britney spears couldnt
Falconsfan35 3 years ago
I just saw Russell Brand in his stand up show in England and i laughed from beginning to end. One thing mentioned in his routine was "Everyone says to me, 'Oh Russell no one knows you over in America, you must love that?!' Do i Fuck!" He hates going over to America where no1 recognises him. He'd much rather be here, getting laid with the hot British chicks and staying well away from your country...
p.s. Russell Brand and Robin Williams should not be mentioned in the same sentence!
sercute4e 3 years ago
I think they can! They are both great comedians, I like russell a lot more,but robin is great in his own way!
JackassHighSchool123 2 years ago 4
@sercute4e Is that why he is engaged to an American? Hmmm...
SoCalSand 1 year ago
@SoCalSand Nice one...only took you a year to generate that witty response! The fact he hates being unknown is of no relation to who he is engaged to. Theres literally no link! And as far as I'm aware a year ago when i wrote that comment we hadn't had the VMA's, they weren't even together and most certainly were not engaged. You americans, you crack me up with all your intelligence....
sercute4e 1 year ago
@sercute4e No, it didn't take me a year to generate anything.People don't wait by their computer for you to write something the second you say it.If I remember correctly, Russell was in America a lot more than he was in England even a year ago. He was becoming well known before that and if you want to be internationally known then you have to go to L.A. You Europeans thinking you are better and smarter for no reason. Try properly constructing a sentence before you start speaking on intelligence.
SoCalSand 1 year ago
Quick bring Brand back before he gets shot like John Lennon!
tompeters455 3 years ago 6
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he said it!! Russell BLAND, the true descriptive noun for the nonce above, who has as much talent as Bush has intellect
vincent4500 3 years ago
Are you fucking shitting me. Russell Brand as a lot of talent and he is over the top funny.
JoshBHC 3 years ago 7
Agreed, probably one of the best British comedians to emerge in the past few years. He is just hilarious!
Lauragordon1 3 years ago 7
Vincent, have you seen "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2006"??
I recommend you checking it out cuz you like The Boosh. Russell Brand and Noel Fielding are a team. I was looking for Jimmy Carr stuff when I found it.
That show is actually why I like Russell Brand so much, actually.
Minisha 3 years ago
Oh yeah and I saw Russell Brand live stand up in Hollywood. Even funnier in person.
rabbijudas 3 years ago 5
I'm an American, I like Russell Brand, and there's nothing that I needed "to get" about British humor. It was just funny. Anyway, what do people mean by British Humor anyway? It's totally variable. Look at Sascha Baron Cohen and Russell Brand. NOT the same. Mighty Boosh, also totally different. For the record, we don't all sit around eating burgers-go to the coasts and you'd know this. Mississippi on the other hand... I can't speak for them.
rabbijudas 3 years ago 5
BLAND? Bland? Jesus, he's about the least bland person on the face of this planet.
LooshyXD 3 years ago 19
yay finally sum1 on here who I agree with
FUCK YOU bran fans
godsend92103 3 years ago
Read the comment. lol You're agreeing with a Russell Brand fan. Which is not what I think you intended to do. But it highlighted your stupidity/illiteracy or whatever so no complaints from me. ^^;
Minisha 3 years ago
No, I am saying I hope he goes back. HIs comedy is crap, unoriginal, and not to mention he looks like a fag.... If your a fan, tells me alot about your personal intellect.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
I wasn't replying to your comment. I was talking to godsend92103.
Minisha 3 years ago
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LOL, this little flame/rant of Russel Brand of mine was done a long ass time ago
even though I am replying to this out of shear boredom, what makes you think I care?
Russel Brand sucks, his style sucks, and the British doesn't know a damn thing about comedy, and what you say is not gonna change my opinion about him
Russ doesnt even deserve to be in the same group of great comedians like Dana Carvey, George Carlin, and Robin Williams, and many others,
hes just a nobody
godsend92103 3 years ago
You should really end that comment with "In my opinion"
Minisha 3 years ago
lol which one? trying to be clever again?
godsend92103 3 years ago
No. Just saying that you've generalized everyone in Britain, insulted my own tastes in comedy and Russell Brand. You could at least have the decency not to state all those things as if they were fact, because in reality they are just your own bitter little opinions. Good day to you, squire.
:P
Minisha 3 years ago 6
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Agreed. RB suck balls. Literally.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
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yes he's got nothing on the intellect of robin williams' comedy. I'd like to see him do something as entertaining and thought-provoking as Mrs. Doubtfire
DuffyIncorporated 3 years ago
please don't compare robin williams to russell brand, it sickens me
treffa69er 3 years ago 14
Lol yeah, did this guy really just say Mrs doubtfire is better than russell brand lmao
LetsGoFcukingMental 2 years ago
the british dont know anythink about comedy ha!
well you sir don't seem to know anythink full stop. arsehole
6Gizmo101 3 years ago
Read the comment. lol You're agreeing with a Russell Brand fan. Which is not what I think you intended to do. But it highlighted your stupidity/illiteracy or whatever so no complaints from me. ^^;
I'm not sure if this reply was for me or for F22Ownage, but I find it amusing how you try to make yourself look good, by pointing out a persons "stupidity/illiteracy" just because of the fact that he/she misread the comments
im sure you probably made the same mistake as the person ur trying to mock
godsend92103 3 years ago
It was a reply to you.
And I think the insult was warranted. In return for your "FUCK YOU bran fans" statement.
Minisha 3 years ago
well okay, thanks for telling me, and it looks like I got your goat. XD Lmao
godsend92103 3 years ago
Of course. I wouldn't have bothered replying otherwise.
Minisha 3 years ago
well ur just as bored as I am. why else would you reply back?
godsend92103 3 years ago
I'm replying because I adore Russell Brand and you hate him. And whatever opinions I don't understand, I generally try to get to know them better. And if I feel the negative opinion is just rudeness and merely a violent difference in taste, I feel better.
Minisha 3 years ago 3
I LOVE RUSSELL BRANDD!
valktotal 3 years ago 10
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russeeelll blannndddd LL cool j is the moost amazing persooonn aliiveee
alexandrax721 3 years ago
LL Cool J is cool
not fucking "russel brant"
godsend92103 3 years ago
agreed
F22Ownage 3 years ago
LL likes Russell. :P
Minisha 3 years ago
Yeaa LL was paid alot for that commercial.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
Really? He sounds sincere in the "Be Connected" vid over there --->
Minisha 3 years ago
my twin ;)
BL4NDY 3 years ago
vao todos tomar no cu o BRASIL e que e o melhor lugar do mundo. viados americanos e bixas inglesas.
obozovaitepegar 3 years ago
russell bland lmao i love cool j<3
alexandrax721 3 years ago
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LL never heard of this fag until the VMA's (like most of us). Why? because Brit humor sucks monkey balls.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
You're only saying that because you're American, you can't handle people taking the piss out of you, unless they're American, if it's proper cultured people like Russell you lose your minds.
Lauragordon1 3 years ago
LOL Bland had a small roll in a movie. Got extremely poor reviews. NOt that it was unexpected or anything. PLease take him back. Britsh humor does not equate to US.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
1) I'm not British I'm Irish
2) What you just said was relevant in no way, shape or form to my comment, I mentioned nothing about his material, I said he's cultured and has a good sense of humour, and that you just can't handle people making fun of you.
3) American humour consists mainly of racism and shouting.
When you've seen other Russell Brand material, then I'll entertain your idea of him being talentless.
Movies, Dvds, books, radio shows, newspaper articles. Talentless, I think not!
Lauragordon1 3 years ago 2
oh fek off or i'll be giving you and jour man over thare some schtickkk! There as many white trash peasants in Ireland as there are in England or the USA, i'm British but I recognise Russell is about as funny as a fire at an orphanage..you clearly madam are a media junkie, you make me wish the church would take you into slavery and the state in Ireland reinstitute the rights of the church to take deranged such as u into an asylum..i hate religion but i hate Russell Bland more!!
vincent4500 3 years ago
Russell don't crack even a smile from me, yet i like Eddie Izzard, Noel Fielding, the MIghty Boosh and classic comedians such as Robin Williams..just like popular music, talent now has nothing to do with it..its all about how it's packaged..i'll explain why people like this Irish slut like Bland...it's been shown that if people drink a non-alcoholic drink believing it has alcohol they get drunk anyway!! same with Bland, they are brainwashed tv junkies who cant judge for themselves..so they laugh
vincent4500 3 years ago
vincent. who are you to take an authoritative dictation on what makes good comedy? What are you, some sort of stand-up Hitler? Why do people have such a problem with what others enjoy in regards to what is funny or not? It's a very personal opinion. :-/
Minisha 3 years ago
sorry its no jerry springer o wait you have wrestling.. i rest my case
unoimsick 3 years ago
Springer sucked. If that was even comedy. The only good comedian to come out of you guys was Benny Hill.
Google the worlds funniest comedians, and see id Bland is even on there. lol
F22Ownage 3 years ago
typical american answer to everything lets google it..
unoimsick 3 years ago
If it wasn't for google, know one would know what an idoti BLAND is.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
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Brand is a honey-pie. I don't want to lose him to the US. But he's doing really well hosting the VMA's and stuff. I wish the US would just take care of him. He's a National treasure to us.
Minisha 3 years ago
Take him back. Please. Hes not worth anything here.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
Why do you emit such hatred?
Minisha 3 years ago
Americans and english ppl are fat and disgusting, it is all about NORWAY.......the greatest country in the world
hakimdad 3 years ago
LOL, Norway? Home of the transvestites?.. LMAO!
F22Ownage 3 years ago
You know what? America > England.
You might have forgotten, but the British are a bunch of pansies and pulled out of Iraq long before america will. We haven't lost and we won't lose either at least we aren't a bunch of quiters and cowards like they are in "Great" Britian.
Oh and if you're going to say "go lose a war" at least spell lose right.
eaglesfan450 3 years ago
Spell lose right? You've misspelt quitters and Britain.You also missed out a capital for "America" land of the fee,home of the slave!
portersbabe 3 years ago 2
Calling Britain cowards? They pulled out because THEY KNOW THAT WAR IS WRONG, And Obama is gonna pull your troops out of Iraq now, so stop contradicting yourself!
Lauragordon1 3 years ago 3
Obama can't pull our troops out , cos we don't have any , and if we did it would be fuck all to do with him anyway .
portersbabe 3 years ago
im not english or american but all ill say is that british humour is far more subtle than america, so many americans dont get it! of course american comedy is funny2 but its a different more obvious funny.
mattwong86 3 years ago 6
Exactly.. Americans = people laughing AT them! English = they are laughing with us babyyyy!!! HAHAHA and ENGLISH = ARE LAUGHING AT THE AMERICANS. BIG TIME BITCH.
Hemizzle 3 years ago
Your comment = makes no sense.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
No, thats because you dont understand it.
Like you dont understand ol Russ! :DD
So fuck off because, im a bit pissed hes over in america rather than doing standup here, and EVERYONE here thinks hes BRILL! Even my nan and her friends are in love with him a little bit, so you can balls off.
Hemizzle 3 years ago 3
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Thats good. I am glad your buddies love him. Please call the fag and tell him to go hoome. His comedy doesn;t stand up to US talent.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
US talent hahahahahaha
shredharder 3 years ago 2
You mean Larry the Cable Guy?
We Americans suck
JuRmOm1853 3 years ago
I think you suck.. And prolly do that more often than most...
F22Ownage 3 years ago
That was refreshingly creative and unexpected
JuRmOm1853 3 years ago
Hahaa, the best thing russel can do is be himself and not adapt to america, let america adapt to him.
mdimitrova1 3 years ago
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Why would a country adapt to some fag from another country? I would rather read the dictionary then to listen a brit with downs syndrome.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
aha americans have a pathetic sense of humor... oh yea all brits have down syndrome, did it take long to find that in the dictionary? im gonna be the mail man of bad news.. not all brits have down syndrome. i thought i would speak up before you embarrassed yourself.
as for Brand, he's become a superstar in america because of the vma's, people say he was a bad host and should not have been there. in reality hes shot his career through the roof. im sure americas just jealous.
go loose a war
larm1 3 years ago 4
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Brand is a US superstar? Since when? Barely anyone new who this fag was until his appearance at the VMA's. And like the rest of the talentsless comics, he had his 10 mins of fame, and and will never be heard from again.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
well hes all over the news in america, hes done it all over night. his career was massive in the uk and will be in america
larm1 3 years ago 3
It was because of his shock valuse. Look at him now, one week later and nothing is said about him. 10 mins of fame came and past.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
Talentless comics seem to do well in America, see Dave Chapelle.
jinjaking 3 years ago
I agree chapelle stinks.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
Wow Americans are fuckin pathetic mate us english WE WANT OUR RUSSELL BACK!!! dont fuckin steal him!!!!!!!!! Give him back, we know he is great but FFS do you have to take everything good we have?
Poor Iraq, they have no chance do they.
Hemizzle 3 years ago
Yes, take that untalented moron back. Keep him out of the US.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
Hardly a moron is he. Please come back and carry on this discussion once you have presented the VMAS. Nuff said, suck fuck.
Hemizzle 3 years ago 3
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Funny that no on in the US even new who this fag was until the VMAS. Even now he has slipped into the "one hit wonders" title. Yes you can have him back now, his 10 mins of fame has come and gone in the US.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
BULLSHIT.
Forgetting sarah marshall.
Nuff said, fucker.
Hemizzle 3 years ago 4
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Dumbass. The subject is about how much hhis guy sucks, not Sarah Marshall. Don't change the toppc you stupid Brit.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
So you have heard of FSM then? Meaning you obviously had heard of Brand, meaning infact you HAD heard of Russell Before the VMAS, as im sure you know the film was out well before the VMAS. So i think ive proven my point that you actually are talking out your arse. Perhaps you should get your dad to fuck it.. if he goes for scum.
Hemizzle 3 years ago 5
No, I have not heard of FSM until you said then name. Nor will I even consider os wasting my time on iehter of them.
Has beens.. Nothing more.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
Then you are living in a cave, with your hairy mummy.
Thankyou, goodbye.
Hemizzle 3 years ago
"Hairy mummy". Was that a british joke? Again, you, not your butt fuckking fag "Bland" are funny.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
Just like how no one in the UK really knew the Jonas Brothers until the VMA's and you can have them back as well. They're just Disney boppers who wont appeal to an adult, even older teen, audience.
And you can have Jordin Sparks back too, she wouldnt have been famous if it weren't for the British shows you've adopted...
priya28061990 3 years ago 8
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JOnas brothers suck.. I agree.
Jordin sparks...Sucks
In the US RRussell Brand had his 15 minutes of exposure. Now noone cares about him. Hope he went back to the UK, doesn't have any talent for the US market.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
thats cos US dont no talent when they see it
chrish9876 3 years ago
and you do?
what country you hail from fag?
godsend92103 3 years ago
prick
chrish9876 3 years ago
:(
Don't be mean to Russell.
Minisha 3 years ago
i werent talkin bout russel I LOVE HIM it was a reply to some idiot on here that was mouthin him
chrish9876 3 years ago
:D
I take it back then.
*gives chrish a MASSIVE cyber-embrace to make up for it*
Minisha 3 years ago
lol thanks very much :)
chrish9876 3 years ago 2
i cant belive how many right wing american haters are on youtube...and its strange coz every1 i have met in real life is not like that at all. evry comment posted meets with"we will nuke your country man" or"you would be speaking german if not for us"no wonder usa have a image prob right now.
patsyd11 3 years ago 3
I respect our difference in opinion about the american cesspool empire. Congrats on not being a complete threatening assnut like most right-wingers. Better to laugh out disagreements.
TheRealCritique 3 years ago
Russel Brnad is great. I just wish that MTV wasnt such a bitch, and I could watch it here, but its owned by Viacom, so its well sat on.
Fuck LL No Brains, and the rest of the american right-wing butt patrol that cant handle reality. The USA is a bunch of racist morons, and Brand said it well. What's there to get? Comedians are funny sometimes, other times not, but for people to be 'horrified' by what he says makes them dumb pussy bitches , like Britney and Miley, no talent cunts.
TheRealCritique 3 years ago 3
Please please tell me where you are from.
bholder78 3 years ago
why? I'm not gay, dude, sorry.
TheRealCritique 3 years ago
well just from your two comments regardless where you are from I can tell you are most definitely not the brightest bulb in the pack
bholder78 3 years ago
You fit that old saying: "stupid is what stupid says"
Britney and Miley may not have the degree of talent you want. However a weeks pay of either of them, is more than what your pathetic life would ever make. LOL!
Pathetic dumbass.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
Brand is hilarious, get a grip you yankie fuck
tompeters455 3 years ago 21
Brand = Limey Faggit who looks like Amy Winehouse with facial hair
and hes not funny what so ever
so shut the fuck up you limey fuck
go and get dental insurance and ur food sucks
godsend92103 3 years ago
whats wrong with the food, not enough for you fat fuckers?
tompeters455 3 years ago 2
Wow, he just explained the British stereotype to us all, guys. Do you wanna know the american one? Hmm?
Its that you are all really fuckin' fat, lazy, and thick as two short planks. Ooh, and you don't realise how much the rest of the world hates you.
Leave Brand alone, you've got bigger problems to deal with.
LooshyXD 3 years ago 2
Ignorance is personified!
MAELSTROM500 3 years ago
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Brand looks like those caveman dudes from the Geicocommercials. What an asshole.
I really don't care who somebody votes for Obamma or McCain, but for this douche to come into our country and tell us how to vote is just a plain fucking douche.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
How is he an asshole? He's a comedian and a good one too. Dare you to pick up a book and widen your vocabulary 'douche'.
tonyharrison11 3 years ago 3
You think he is funny? Perhaps among the immature crowd he is. LOL.
Dumbass.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
Americans won't "get" Russell Brand . . .
Moonlight1971 3 years ago 3
Don't generalize. I'm american and I think this dude is hilarious!
jundapimp 3 years ago 4
what are you talking about?? are you american? How do you know if we dont "get" him.
Jon250F 3 years ago
Americans are damn retarded thts why they probs don't get russell. They must be voting bush into power!
jade89uk 3 years ago 5
Russel brand Rules
lewcachoo 3 years ago 3
americans have no sense of humour past will ferrel making fart noises with his arm...CONTROVERSIAL!
conor1986 3 years ago 9
Russel Bland totally bombed at the vma's.. Couldnt understand a damn word he said and his jokes were so retarted. The whole show sucked actually.. they have to stop doing all these dumb little performance's outside the show and keep them all inside. Show sucked, He sucked.. Probably just jealous that some little 16 year olds (jonas bros) are making millions more than he is.. what can ya do?
TakeItFromAnAtheist 3 years ago
american's just dont get him. plus i dont think hes that well know in the US to be hosting a show like the VMA's. hes hillarious and its not his fault that people like you dont get him
RE26250 3 years ago 5
so true.
carrotsandroses 3 years ago
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I agree, he sucked.
SpaceAceTX 3 years ago
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Agreed. British humor is pretty lame. Benny Hill was the only good thing to come from there.
F22Ownage 3 years ago
you really are ignorant towards british humour. have you heard of frankie boyle, sean lock, peter kay, jimmy carr... our humour is smart, then taboo, then plain hillairious. brand is NOT one of our best by far, but he is now my favorite, bcause he angered americans, proved the point that 1% of britain are posh upper class, not 100%, and he also showed yanks are more uptight then us. you really have no clue, do you.
18121814 3 years ago 5
Shows your lack of humour if you think Benny Hill was any good.
hi262779 3 years ago 3
Yes, an appeciation of Benny Hull does somewhat discredit a person's opinion, doesn't it?
KataAnimata 3 years ago 2
Indeed
hi262779 3 years ago
Benny hill was shite. American comedy it SHITE compared to british. "ooh look at us we can so the office too yaaaaaayyyyy"
veggieburgerfish 3 years ago 3
So fucking ignorant. You yanks haven't a clue about British humour. All you've got to say is fucking "Benny Hill" - shit that was filmed about 25 years ago! Get your face out of the burger, it's 2008 you twat!
serendipityuk 3 years ago 5
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Uhh,, Are you trying to be funny, am I supposse to be laughing?
F22Ownage 3 years ago
couldnt understand what he said but his jokes were rubbish.. ahh makes sense.. also one of his jokes use's the word 'retarded' which ive seen you've used there.. so if hes bad what does it say about you? Also he makes a hell of alot of money as his book was a bestseller in the UK, and his shows are very very popular.
daveyisahermin 3 years ago 3
He totally bombed the VMAs...just a tragedy...2008's were the worst in history
JustPhil22 3 years ago
Ok, Russell Brand is from the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," and the stuff about the Jonas Borthers was good, so stop hattin on Russell
joefitz27 3 years ago 3
he began being famous on big brothers big mouth.
18121814 3 years ago
rofl I remember seeing him on that and was like "who's this oddball?", next thing, he's an icon.
jinjaking 3 years ago
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GOD..I HATE HIM!!!!..WHAT THE HELL DOES HE EVEN DO?!?!?!..all that shit about jonas brothers purity rings?!?! god..he needed to shut up in the beginning about that political crap..hate comments are welcomed..but not needed
lovejonas8624 3 years ago
hes a radio host, comedian, author, t.v host and actor.
Therefore I'd say he DOES a darnsight more than you, you jonasbrother groupie.
poebit 3 years ago 6
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None of wich he is any good at.
He looks like a fag...
F22Ownage 3 years ago
ur a twat
yoruitsi 3 years ago
Glad to see Russell in the states!!!
Maybe he'll educate my school
MissEyeliner92 3 years ago 6
aaw isn't he cute sitting on his hands? xD
whhoooo 3 years ago 2
ahhhh what a legend I love Russell - and he's ours!!! Bringing some British charm and eccentricity to the VMAS - watch out America! Love Russell and LL's the man! x
jazzyjas85 3 years ago 3
I hope you have the other one.....
accidentalsexiness 3 years ago 4
LOVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH!
accidentalsexiness 3 years ago 3