soccer players fake injury

[LacrosseFever18]

Jeez it almost looks like a real soccer game, a bunch of pussys throwing themselves around

[domie1595]

@LacrosseFever18 Yeah, not like in american sports (baseball and amr. ftball) where you need a break after 5-20 secs of doing anything. or hockey/basketball where you play 12/20 mins at a time. thats how real men play.

[greendaynonfiction]

@LacrosseFever18 says the lacrosse player :P

[domie1991]

Not all soccer players fake injuries, specialy in england, the fans start yelling at you, if you are faking injuries and throwing yourself to easy.

Also all these armericans here saying it would never happen in football, isnt it only a few months ago where 3 (although one got up quickly after he saw the other 2) giants players decided to be throw themself in the grass at the same time, because they had no time outs left? also its been said from other teams that its part of practice.

[crusherb23]

@domie1991 That's the thing though. Because it happened in American Football once it was a huge deal for like a week. This happens in Soccer ALL the time.

[domie1595]

@crusherb23 Ofc it doesnt happen offen in American football, its very limited what you can gain from it, you need to think about it if it will really benefit you, and the player that does it will be out the next play. In soccer its judge wont call "TO" if the game is going to your benefit, so youll never get a bad result for doing it.

Im not justifying it, but its pretty clear why it doesnt happen a lot in Amr. ftball, but it does in soccer.

[SkISl0pE]

dat Italy

[ADruggedHobo]

I live in sweden and play american football. Lol, i see how soccer players fall down and starts to cry or stops the matches just because they cant take a really weak accidental tackle. Im not saying that you are pussies, but most of the people doing this just wants a penalty because cheating is the only way for them to win.

[11chillz]

Is this Barca ? Haha

[xFTBxPAGANO81]

LMAO this is why soccer is for PUSSIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[greendaynonfiction]

@xFTBxPAGANO81 and cause football players are not pussies at all -_-

[xFTBxPAGANO81]

@greendaynonfiction well at least theres something called contact in football, and when it happens we dont fall to the ground screaming. js

[madsteren5000]

Cheaters

[ibanezgeorge]

Team Italy

[marsiozo]

practicing on cheating....

[SLproductions1000]

thts funnuy

[Shareesecrump]

Wow that's what you call CHEATING!!

[youhan1234567]

fcb ? 

[MEGNDIAalltheway]

they all deserve oscars

[7heSlime]

This is why I don't like football.

[JayP812]

Soccer is for faggots. Real men play hockey. Don't kid yourself trying to argue.

[Djac0nda]

This is actually how FC Barcelona trains! 

[kwmessi10]

that's barcelona secret train

[gio957]

i hope Jim Rome doesn't see this

[TrackStar828]

that's football for ya!

[patelvis22]

guardian ad

[Rdrizzle1]

silly italian

[MEGASUSHILUVERS]

CHEETERS!

[11dBEST]

dawn mil-furjana??? o_O

[MAGNIFIXER]

is this fake?

[UDUB100]

Haha perfect guys, btw thts wat all soccer players do

[fappercino]

Search 'golden opportunity fail' for the mother of all dives. It puts the diving in La Liga and Serie A to shame (...which takes some doing).

>:-o

[zinny999]

Did I see Alves in there?

[xPunkxKatx]

See, I laughed because the title didn't say watch this and laugh 1000 times!

[ckcuckoo]

this is FC BARCELONA styl

[bluescorpion121]

lol hahaha

[natcrab10]

this was soooooooooooooooooo funny i'm crackin' up rite now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[MrMeat31]

another reason football blows

[stuckintheairport]

lol. nice strategy

[Arsenal2904]

they train faking cause they got no skill  LOL

[yipzhang5201314]

hahahahahaha

[phanuphong1000]

Co za asy......

[DrewDaddy78]

lmfao...

[joezetank]

I hate when they fake injuries, gives the whole sport a bad name

[edwinlav04010]

hahaha soccer is the number one sport in the world sofuck all the haters



[timmanntisyim]

awesome..

[tommyman111]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA even if it was a commercial, its SOOO TRUE. Very true of soccer

[Luis766]

its a fucking commercial

[Guineapigzzt]

god soccer is full of pussies now

[spotz62]

its italy!

[ariana19941993]

This is great!!

[BlitzkriegBR]

That shit is ruining football. FIFA and local federations should start punishing players who do that.

[whercule06]

LMFAO!!!

[rickfazollo1]

This is succer!

[jcla00769]

cristiano ronaldo is the master jajajajaja jk

[Paperclip2]

People this is from an advert, the uploader obviously edited off the ending where they sell something (I think it was a chocolate bar).

[soccerman0012]

Haha im italian and i find it hillarious!!!!!! Hahaha

[stoffalicious]

You're all retarded. This is a commercial that aired in England showing that the Italian team are pussies.

[andytran010]

theres drills and practices for this?

[cell511]

@andytran010 YES this is not a joke. Soccer players run drills to fake injuries all the time and this is one of the many reasons why this sport is soo disliked in the states. But to be fair they fake other injuries in other sports such as basketball like taking a charge for example.

[patsfan2522]

@cell511 NO when ppl take a charge in basketball there not tring to fake an injury there tring to make the other player with the ball get a foul and create a turnover.

[sushibu]

@cell511 Ive never been on a team thats run drills to fake injuries. maybe its because in my years people have actually been hurting one another. girls are vicious

[SuperOriginalGuy]

lmao I betcha they do that

[JBoY2214]

This is every country besides the US and Deutschland!

[anUHkins]

is this real? the end sounds like a commerical just mocking it for laughs

[verano29]

In USA faking an injury would be admitting you are a gay faggot. In the USA the men are tough, not gay faggot losers.

[FGalaxie]

@verano29 Ive seen players of those mind numbingly boring us sports baseball, basketball fake injuries.

ok not Gridiron, cos theres nothing to watch.

its all hoopla, time outs, and stop/start stop/start for hours.

[willm515]

lol, good one@verano29

[fattahshmeeh]

this must be every other country except the US hahahahahaha

[FGalaxie]

Its ENGLAND

No blacks in the italy team.

England chaeats as much as anyone else

[adrianofarallo]

the year greece won....lol!!!

[cresc]

LOL

[untitledude]

haha. i love this. they actually do this in a real football match. you can easily tell when they're faking it.

[teachtruth2U]

TERRORIST izlam=DANGER

izlam=FAKE religion.

[imerule]

@teachtruth2U How do you know that... Maybe Christian is the fake religion...

[TheBoondockBro]

probably spain

[hockeylovereh]

Ya i agree! IT MUST BE ITALY, they r good fakers! Not much of soccer players if u ask me! they r a bunch of wussies :P

[Tonyhorton55]

This is why soccer or, "football' is a game for fucking faggots. What a garbage sport. Hockey players get hit by fucking cars going at 30mph, get up off the ground then go play a game 7 hours after with no problems. Soccer is a bitch boy third world sport that primarily nancy boy niggers and spics play and if anyone actually enjoys watching these faggots walk back and forth along a field for 3 hours then that's pathetic.

[mcspankyman1]

they teach them lol

[nek0102]

Hilarious

[vikertin]

italians!!

[Luddinn]

That MUST be team Italy, they can't rely on skill for a turn over so faking is part of their strategy, said to say but that is a disgrace to football

[Transformatics]

lol!



[DOOMRASHID]

I Bet there germens

[skogis06]

football must be the most boring sport in the intire world... its funnier to watch curling!

[prodiggy13]

worse of all,

the NBA teams are starting to practice this as well! :O

[011KiKi]

hahah great

The sport is awesome. but the players are idiots

[Fithay95]

that was sooo funny !!

[Fithay95]

must be italy lol

[xXvntgXx]

@Fithay95 stfu italy will rape ur bitch ass

[Fithay95]

@xXvntgXx exactly with their fake injuries

[XCandyman19]

@Fithay95 more like every soccer player

[AceofDlamonds]

@Fithay95

I believe it was a parody of Arsenal, not Italy.

[tumonni1040]

@Fithay95 This is why all soccer players are shameless pussies

[tumonni1040]

@Fithay95 This is why all soccer players are shameless pussies! Just once would I like to see some ghetto-ass player REALLY sock the fuck out of one of them!

[domie1991]

@tumonni1040 look up zinedine zidane headbutt and you got it.

[badboyzmario]

hey....this is some of commercial or something....

[tbryzeal]

Yea ok, Im a big time soccer player and this is joke. I hate the name these pussys give soccer.

[dsgboba7x]

god soccer is gay...how bout them falcons!?!?

[Japp38ja]

Pussy or not to fake is cheat.

To fake is a lack of determination point final

[efil4aggin64]

i love alcohol

[NewYorksFiinestZ]

lol bitch dont you ever put soccer and. football in the same sentance u faggot u would get recked ray lewis would fuck up any soccer player. This is all soccer just bitch ass injurys football players pray for big hits like these watch the ravens defense even u talkin shit bout football

[schecterscott]

great advert :) i think i can remember seeing it on the telly, and looking at the premiership these days, i dont think i was the only one who saw it!!!

[jackmac1994]

i love it! sooo funny

[shswr999]

pathetic

[drytearful]

well maverick and cynism80 there has been more injuries in soccer then football im sorry its a proven fact

[gamer3of3truth]

lmfao wow they actually pratice injuries

[rmsprowler]

i gotta admit this video is freaking funny

[707377503]

soccer aint bad it's all these pussies playing it that suck. bunch of mickey mouse shit.

[smartblonde805]

This is mosty just men soccer. Women's soccer players rely on skill, not faking injury to get the call

[a69a59b]

lol soccer is for fucking losers lmfao look at these fags!

[kvg44gbs]

too bad this is part of the game too

[cynism80]

yes soccer is pussy and i like pussy

[xXxC00KxXx]

This is great, Win for you sir.

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

soccer sucks

[flammindestruction]

you suck you mother of bitch

[Los90]

Pretty funny, I'm sure its all acted though

[kampbellam]

soccer is the shittest sport out mainly cause of the fakin but its gay to watch anyway

[Xarieus]

Yeah kampbellam your totally right. Instead we can have pussies in armour in gay positions passing balls between their legs and dog piling eachother! Thats not gay at all!

[maverickdown1]

dude its not armor they are called pads and in football there is no such thing as pussies. only in soccer there is. there is much more hard hitting and toughness in football

[dubois32]

how about the kickers? they're pretty vagina like

[SuperVirk1]

@Xarieus pussies in armour huh, how about you come say that to their face and see how you end up. Gurantee that you'll get a real injury so you wont have to fake it

[DallasCowboysmx]

@Xarieus you are sooooo stupid....

[iosuadotcom]

thats probabaly real

[john1234brasil]

U SUCK!!!!!!

[Paperbagman555]

Hahaa! i wonder where that was, lol

[Whatisthescore]

soccer is so pussy

[SiGhast]

Why is the word "pussy" used as a bad thing?

[mariamqwert]

This makes me laugh

[netzero26]

Honestly, if someone did do that to me and pretend to fall down, I would proceed to laugh my ass off at them, hopefully the cameras will catch it too.

[twomells]

ya this is why soccer sucks know

[soihcc]

@twomells it does not suck

[PartyPat25]

@twomells i agree. they dont make them like terry butcher anymore

[04h239]

thats what man united do every training day, i think ronaldo might of sent his knowledge to madrid aswell

[sonofthesouth1990]

ALL SPORTS FAKE INJURIES, soccer is the greatest sport of all time, I hate how american football is so big over here, dont get me wrong i like american football but i play rugby and we make american football look boring ;)

[famousmanbearpig]

rugby n american football are different...

go youtube rugby vs football, hosted by discovery.

[Whatisthescore]

@sonofthesouth1990 soccer is the gayest, pussiest sport in the world.

[Julie10261995]

haha I LOVE THIS

[eeeeeehudine]

that was probs man u

[wowmattowns2]

i play soccer but that was really funny

[GamrDan]

If you expect to score points by bitching, join a European soccer team XD

[mnchester]

nah join a mls team, besides it is easier since it does not require any talent...

[pycckuu911]

Is that C.Ronaldo's diving academy?

[jack7995]

nah its chelseas training ground

[ntrites]

all i can say is why? there professionals right? and that's cheating right? what part of cheaters never prosper do they not understand?

[inaditch13]

the problem is that even though it isn't supposed to work that way, cheaters ALWAYS prosper......

[NarutoLover1986]

LOL

[KevanRCraft]

Trouble is this kid of behavour goes on far too much in the modern game and should be stamped out by all professional bodies because it's nothing more than cheating!

[controlclerk]

This is the kind of stuff that keeps soccer from being popular in the US. We watch hockey, which can be just as low scoring. But when guys fall to the ground and roll around like babies for getting bumped, it just causes collective groans from people who live in a culture of, "I'm okay" even when you're not. We laud praise on men who "play through injury" in football. We don't tolerate POOR SPORTSMANSHIP, especially when it's wrapped in a "damsel in distress" type of wimpiness.

[josem019]

fuck you

[dkmredsox]

you dont know what you are talking about. We watch soccer for the skill, for the nonstop action. If americans got off their asses and watched a game before judging then they would know, instead of watching a pussy version of Rugby.

[controlclerk]

You don't need to "get off your ass" to watch a game. I've seen soccer games. I don't discount the athleticism of the players, I'm just disgusted by this particular aspect of it. Rarely do I watch an entire game without someone over-reacting to an "injury." That is poor sportsmanship at best and cheating at worst. The players who do that obviously have no shame. I don't see how they can stand to look in the mirror knowing that they're fakers and/or crybabies.

[controlclerk]

Since you brought it up, American football is much more intense, physically, than rugby. It can afford to be because they have the proper equipment that allows for full speed collisions. The athletes run faster and hit harder and play through injury, rather than attempt to fake injuries to use against the other team. We also have a stigma thrown on players- we call them "soft" when they are prone to injury and weakness. The point is we LOOK DOWN on this kind of behavior.

[FGalaxie]

@controlclerk yes but you look up to the shit game, hype on hype on hype of gridiron.

Stop/start stop/start stop/ start hoopla time outs more time outs. stats upon stats upon stats, upon stats, just play a fucken game.

[controlclerk]

@FGalaxie That's funny because you complain about "start/stop" & "time outs" as if you have no patience for that. I thought soccer detractors were the impatient ones because no one ever scores.

Anyway, it's not like there's never stopping in soccer. It's not like guys on the opposite side of the field than the ball aren't taking breathers. I'll also point out how soccer players don't take near the physical beating of other sports.

[FGalaxie]

@controlclerk actually they do take a beating.

its just as in your face as it seems for us audiences.

I want to see skill and tactics, not wwe.

[controlclerk]

@FGalaxie I didn't say they DON'T take a beating, I said it's not "near" other sports. For example- football, hockey, lacrosse, even basketball gets more physical in the paint. But if you recall, I'm not saying soccer player's aren't athletes, it's just this culture of faking injuries that runs rampant which annoys most people I talk to about this. I get annoyed by flopping in basketball, too. I've noticed more of that lately as well.

[controlclerk]

@FGalaxie also, in regard to "skills and tactics."  You get those in every sport. You said, "WWE" so I'll assume you're talking about football. I hope you're not trying to say that there is no skill in football. Try to block a 300 pounder and you'll see just how much skill you need (leverage, angles, etc.). Every play in football is a different tactic too.

[FGalaxie]

@controlclerk Thats only good thing about gridiron the tactics part of it, the plays.

The rest is terrible. like i said. hype and hoopla. get rid of the big borrilas blocking., not needed. get rid of time out.

All those bs stats. taking away from the sport.

[controlclerk]

@FGalaxie What would you say is "the rest"? Without plays or tactics, there's no game.

How would you get rid of blockers and keep the tactics? Without blockers, it would become a disorganized version of "tackle the man with the ball." The formations and blocking assignments are probably the most important part of the tactics used in the game.

[FGalaxie]

@controlclerk make it semi tackle like the real football.

get rid of those big gorillas that just block.

Speed it up like Rugby union at least, a shit sport, but at least it moves.

[controlclerk]

@FGalaxie But those guys that just block are probably the most important players on the field. Great runners can't run without holes to run through. Quarterbacks and receivers can't do their jobs if there's no time to run routes and make passes. I just don't get what the problem is?

I also don't see why you think that "moving" means anything. I mean, the argument seems to go that when the time stops, it becomes "boring", am I right? Well, even soccer can be boring when time's running.

[frEAkofNatre]

@FGalaxie Just look up Ndamukong Suh: Sports Science. He is one of those 300lb gorillas who happens to be a stud athlete. He use to play soccer too, but he was always too big and strong for it. Its not like he was obese either. He was just born big.

[blueandwhite01]

Believe me controlclerk it really isn't supposed to be like this. Speaking from an English point of view we invented the game and probably have the least divers out of any country who play it. When its played in england its a very physical, tough game. When its played anywhere else its twisted into a wimpy girls game by pathetic divers.

[controlclerk]

I had an uncle who played in the Arena leagues. I know that there is definitely a physical aspect of the sport that goes underappreciated here. I think if the soccer community as a whole turned against these "tactics" then it might earn a greater respect here. But most of the people who disparage it point to this kind of stuff as the main reason.

[h8stupidppl]

omg... where is sport... this is totaly stupid

[IAST22]

im just sayin'

they dont call it the world's most played/popular sport for no reason

[juicycouturegirl12]

hahahahaha!!!! sooooooooooo funny!!!!! my coach actually taught us to do that 2!!!!!! its a good thing to know in soccer!!! hahahahahah!!!!!! lol thats goooooooood!

[btrites1]

LOL is this real?

[GonzoTheGreat3000]

Haha it's the Italian soccer team!

France Forever!

[bitemysausage]

nope, not an italian team. do your homework.

[GonzoTheGreat3000]

My point was that they play like one moron.

[BasmentStudios]

more like learn to be ronaldo

[s0ccerboy96]

i love this video. i am a soccer player myself so "screw you" to all that hate it.

[yournomanlady]

funny because it's true-euro fruits it;s true

[69BiGPeTe69]

NFL,NHL,NBA,cricket,badminton, tennisse,soccer, all you can eat buffet competition(soon to be a national sport) then MLB

[IAST22]

best sport of the world,hot chicks dig soccer, and we have no fuckin' timeouts like, the MLB,NBA,NHL,and NFL

alright

so all you soccer haters please FUCK OFF!!!

and start learning how to play soccer if u are willing to play a sport that takes real skill