I think I'm going to buy one of these to fill with red Jello. By adding extra Gelatin, you can make them more durable. I'd enjoy throwing those into a pro-life protest.
I'm going to make a fetus in the toilet bowl cake.
It will be a white cake with blood red icing splattered about, and on top I'll put a broken Fetal cookie on top so it looks like a fetus in the toilet bowl.
WTF? And what is that big ass "eye" thing? Should use something smaller if you're gonna be _____ (fill in the blank with your own word) to bake these things.
I think I'm going to buy one of these to fill with red Jello. By adding extra Gelatin, you can make them more durable. I'd enjoy throwing those into a pro-life protest.
Marcownz747 7 months ago
These are awesome! I also don't see why anyone would have an issue with this. I'm pro-life, but I would make these, they're a neat idea!
danceDORI 1 year ago
I'm going to make a fetus in the toilet bowl cake.
It will be a white cake with blood red icing splattered about, and on top I'll put a broken Fetal cookie on top so it looks like a fetus in the toilet bowl.
FetusInTheToiletBowl 1 year ago
I wold love to abort those fetuses. And by abort, I mean put in my mouth and EAT THEM!
thatgirlkelly1 1 year ago
Haha, wow but this just makes me curl up into a fetal position.
fieldx200 1 year ago
Layers upon layers of win.
LikeMulderAndScully 1 year ago 3
This should be much more popular than it is.
LikeMulderAndScully 1 year ago 3
That's so gross!! Why would anybody want that? Eewww...just lost my appetite.
LindyHoppingMidwife 1 year ago
You'll almost imagine them singing, "We're your fetus! Get ready to eat us!" :D
MetalSonicFangirl 1 year ago 5
BEST INVENTION EVER
peteyg1 2 years ago
I made some of these for a Labor Day cookout. I used a store bought sugar cookie mix and the fetuses expanded into fat babies. lol
AglaoJunkie 2 years ago 3
Perfect for my future baby-shower
spiralrose 2 years ago
Talk about eating babies...
AlyTaylor13 2 years ago
Jeah, now i can have also "one in the oven" XD
AlexandraVioletta 2 years ago 9
Awesome lol.
loserella55 2 years ago
omnomnomnom fetus!
Azadeth666 2 years ago 5
The look on her face when she eats the head!!! X'D
ReggaeMetalFox 2 years ago 5
mmmmmm fetus
slipknot66613 2 years ago
ogmomgomgomgomgomg hahahahhaha
LuckyScheu 2 years ago
Too funny! XD
Karekon 2 years ago
lol!!!!!!!!!
angelofsarcasm13 2 years ago
I'm crying with laughter, literally.
evil666togepi 3 years ago
Tasty
RenderUntoCeaser 3 years ago
What happens to the unwanted cookies?
loner1878 3 years ago 7
hahahaha thats so mean
Caylapuppy315 3 years ago
I guess you could make a bunch of gingerbread protestors.
loner1878 3 years ago 3
АААААААА! Пожиратели младенцев!
SexadecimalCat 3 years ago
Nummy!
cmaninmn 3 years ago
Does this make a more tender cookie?
bifeldman 3 years ago 4
I'll take two of those cookies, with cherry jam. And a cup of coffee, please.
onlyed87 3 years ago 3
okay now that's a new one on me. but would you serve these at a pro life or pro choice rally. maybe a home school life sciences class?
weberly2 3 years ago 16
@weberly2 Im thinking a baby shower would be better...
XicaMarrua 2 months ago
HAHAHAHA
mieparfait 3 years ago 5
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YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HELL
TerminusSky 3 years ago
lol theres no such thing as hell
sjm98126 3 years ago 14
hell is only a state of mind for ignorant fuckers like Sky
Dan4157 3 years ago
GOOD
NirvanaChan 3 years ago
WANT.
StephxBexRad 3 years ago 3
WTF? And what is that big ass "eye" thing? Should use something smaller if you're gonna be _____ (fill in the blank with your own word) to bake these things.
layzdaze 3 years ago
go look at some emmbryo/fetus pics at early stages of development and there's your answer
bookofsnow 3 years ago 3
Oh goody! It is reassuring that the cookies must have some semblance of anatomical accuracy.
OthelloCat 3 years ago 2
holy shit i want that!
NairbXFilms 3 years ago 2
The dream of Jonathan Swift comes true!!
Awesome video! :]
AGreekOde 3 years ago 6
wtf?
kittycaht 3 years ago 2
Well, most mammals DO eat their young! *snerk*
chickanuts 3 years ago 5
XD ha so turned the song from the sound of music into something halarious!
slipknot66613 3 years ago 2
I just love humor like this -- can't get enough of it. Thank you, and thank Fetal Bites!
stzach 3 years ago 2
Who's rolling the dough? What are the eyes made of? Love the "Sound of Music" tune. Very funny stuff. Can't wait to get my own cookie cutters.
Keep more items coming!
kathyj1965 3 years ago
ahahahaa
jfeef 3 years ago
You guys are WAY too funny! I hope I can steal away from my booth and get my very own fetus! Hubby got fixed so a cookie is my only hope ;)
tesstessi 3 years ago
Now there's a cookie I'd eat!
walt76 4 years ago 3