Two Forms of ID (Amazon Women on the Moon)

[tlinnxxx]

Rosanna is hot, but this is a bit too much male-bashing for me to find it funny.

[TheVoodoobassplayer]

There's gonna be tons of lonely people for years to come thanks to technology!

buy stock in dildos and porn.

[hairballrocks]

Is Rosanna Arquette still that yummy looking?

[jaundist]

@hairballrocks you be the judge for 2003 " the whole nine yards "

[Yogimeisters]

I love that Movie ... a Gangbang of classic comedy ... @Yogis

[sonmortanius]

GENIUS!!!

[PaulieWalnutzTV]

Its officially happened....this is no longer a comedy skit. Been Verified dot Com is now a real thing...lol. It was only a matter of time!

[ORACLE063]

Remember the days when invasion of privacy was considered a crime

[avidmoviefan]

@IntegraTron2010 that's a comment I can bank on

[SURFUR]

I dreaded they days these do come out! And they'd have to! Every woman in existence would give it all up to have one of these. Will they some day? But then something occurred to me...

Remember what he says at 5:05? He wants to get one himself, and see how well SHE comes off. Ladies, if YOU can use one of these to do a background check on every man in Christendom before you go out with him, what if he wants to do the same--Do background check on YOU?

--Thanks For Posting, Dane Youssef

[findjinn]

Seriously, ladies. Does this guy's haircut make you hot? Really???

[tlynch001]

or as we call it "google"

[thegitsfan]

Rosanna is fantastic in this. She should've been a big star.

[truespence]

Give it time. This won't be a comedy skit much longer.

[jfriesne]

Isn't this machine known as "Google" now?

[jfriesne]

Isn't this machine known as "Google" now?

[Flinklehurst]

Yeah, all of my dates start with my credit card being run through a machine too.

[IoEstasCedonta]

Waste of a good Steve Gutenberg.

[CalyxAsgard]

How does it get such detailed info from all his previous dates? Are women required tio fill in a detailed questionare after each relationship breakup or something?

[horrorjunkie92]

How does that machine get that from his credit card?!

[906087]

I guess they get tehe figures from the women who go out with those men

[CitySkin09]

I would do some sexual shit with Roseanna Arquette...even if it costs me three pieces of ID.

[belisariusorb]

All those statstics come from the Homeland Security database. They have a No Fly List and a No Dates List. If you get on to either list, you have no choice but to join Al Qaeda for travel and relationship needs.

[syannlynn]

In this day and age of the internet, this doesn't seem to farfetched anymore.

[clobbercronk]

"I don't want a bank loan... I just want to take you out."

I love that response

[Greg0516]

great! :D

[shevdiam5]

DAMN! where can i get one of those.?

I'm for real

If it was ever made the creator would be woman.

[Nacho66]

@shevdiam5 Luckily, women suck at inventing or discovering anything.

[LornaCole]

I'd love to get one of these machines, that would make my life so much easier, but I would have also dated Steve anyway :->

He looks so young and cute here (well, he stills looks cute to me)... this movie it's from 1987 after all!

[apincle]

Ans she looks even better

[lovea69rtoday]

How do I get one of those machines!!!!

[dylanofwomen]

just send a letter to the NSA, they'll give you even more details on people

[gurintto]

@lovea69rtoday Disturbingly, it exists: search for "Intelius Date Check"

[TheTallMan35]

@gurintto I would warn people to be very careful about doing business with this company (check out Better Business Bureau to see the huge number of complaints).

[i10azns]

LOL!

Suzanne Sutcliffe - Age 24

Dated steadily for 6 months, She fell in love with

Jerry's best friend, Mark, Sexual contact: ...

If she said something like 'Does the name [NAME] mean anything to you?' I'd say, "Does the phrase 'right to privacy' mean anything to you?"

[bitcloud1]

and she'd say "does the phrase "ubiquitous information" mean anything to you"

[tonyppe]

and i'd say "fuck off"

[Marcus270790]

hot roseanna

[resist21740]

Roseanna is a hot ass!

[drdave25]

Rosanne Arquette is a dollbaby. This is a funny movie. The first skit with Arsenio Hall is my favorite, but Ms. Arquette just rings my bell. Loved this movie.

[resist21740]

I agree! I'd be fucked with that machine! Or not fucked i should say!

[president152]

A classic piece of B Movie comedy. Good to see it on here....

[agentolshki]

yea titan condoms winner, well funny

[906087]

Can someone explain to me what this Amazon Women on the Moon thing is all about?

[nycdom4u2srv]

It's a movie by the Zucker brothers ... the same people who made the Airplane movies and The Kentucky Fried Movie.

The movie is made up of brief sketches.

[906087]

got it, thanks

[Zipperhead2006]

The segment with kid buying condoms is my favorite segment in this goofy movie

[906087]

Where is this from?

[SURFUR]

I would bet good money that every woman who's ever seen this skit would think, "Damn, I need one of those." God help us all the day they come out with these.

[jrcarter9175]

So many dudes would never get another date as long as they lived if that happened.

[tawheedullah]

Best movie ever.

[gnrdude]

Ohh god Steve Guttenburg.

[redrevolver19]

Hahaha! Poor guy.

[nightowl685]

rosanna arquette looks awesome:)

[MadsterV]

as always :D