Anthony Bourdain - Schooled By A Young Fan

[Ninja339]

autism

[gdawgs101]

Will someone please get him some ice :P

[ubermensch826]

YEGSHEMESH

[Deceptitron]

everyone is trolling a ten year old....

[Jezza446]

What is this hatred we Americans have of intelligent people?

[gavanjezusafkees]

psychokiller in the make ! she creeps me out

[Kyle0ng]

Say what you will, that kid is going places.

[lanasblue]

wow. shes mad obnoxious ...not charming one bit..

[drifter105]

thats not a kid

[mjj1014]

Which episode was this?

[dachicagoan]

she's going to have a collection of body parts in her freezer when she grows up.

[maddash24seven]

Her parents probably load up her up with a ton of Adderall.

[messterpiece]

PWNED!



[MuseFromGallifrey]

Lol.

[terrask]

TOLD!

[fender7682]

if my parents heard me talking to an adult like they would kick my ass all the way to czechoslovakia

[cjwright79]

No mercy, yikes.

[RottenAppleSeeds]

awww, such a mature kid. it'd be pretty funny if with all the efforts her dad invested to cater to her intellectual potential, she grows up to become a street mime.

[MaryTrollins]

Smart kid. She never really got disrespectful; you could tell it was light-hearted and she was joking. A lot of people against that must be intimidated by her wit. Shame shame. Some people can't stand smart kids because it makes them realize how stupid they are.

[ElnAlter]

@MaryTrollins Or not all of us feel like brown nosing every kid with a sense of sarcasm. There will always be smart people around. None of them are worth worshiping.

[MissTB91]

@PoliticalWeekly shutup, you ain't jack shit

[baconlatte]

10 yr old children need boundaries. She clearly has none. Her parents should be shot.

[MrthewayIseeit]

@baconlatte She's a smart and witty kid, not some punk screaming "F you" and being violent

[TinyVessels00]

asbergers is a hell of a drug

[MaxwellChillington]

@TinyVessels00 LOL!

[mysambamusic]

Child narcissism! Going to be messed up adult.

[cjwright79]

@mysambamusic No way man that girl is transhuman, better than the rest of us.

[albeanmagz19]

she is 10? and wants to be a neurologist. wtf I am 21 and can't figure what I want. FML.

[lifeisgood1013]

@albeanmagz19 lol chill bro, I bet she'll change her mind in a few years.

[ch1ldpr3d3t0r]

what a bitch

[MsAppledance]

awesome. but reading the comments made me realize what is wrong with this country... being smart or intelligent immediately makes you "pretentious", "arrogant", "disrespectful", "condescending', and/or "lacking social skills"... I think this little girl is awesome and has a sense of humor.

The sad thing is that in this country, being smart is detestable, society prefers its members to be nice, quiet and stupid..

[thesparitan]

@MsAppledance agreed

[PoliticalWeekly]

@MsAppledance

Nto Really, What we really meant was how she spoke somewhat pompously.

[absolutmo]

the poster child for aspergers

[TiredOfTheBuIlshit]

Vile, spoiled cunt.

[smokejc]

She's awesome.

[6menonaplane]

girl is possessed by a demon

[SupaFly1238]

homeschooooooled



[taxdyke]

Love the kid, I doubt AB was offended. He knows a good professional makes it look easy. The girl was confident and used sarcasm properly. We don't know how well or how long she has known AB. Her degree of comfort & teasing may be very appropriate. The clip was recorded by Bourdain's crew and uploaded by the network. I'm sure the patents signed a release. It's just funny.

[F7HFL]

If she was so smart she'd have told him that he can't be going to Czechoslovakia in a couple of weeks because it hasn't existed since 1992.

[lycanlove333]

@F7HFL  so?

[F7HFL]

@lycanlove333 What?

[lycanlove333]

@F7HFL so i mean this was last year and he can visit it...

[F7HFL]

@lycanlove333 He can't visit it. It doesn't exist.

[lycanlove333]

@F7HFL OOOOOOOOH !!!!!!!!!!!!!11 i get it!c it dont exist since 1992 now i understand but how can a state not exist anymore?

[F7HFL]

@lycanlove333 It split into 2 separate counties, the Czech Republic and Slovakia.

[lycanlove333]

@F7HFL oh ok :)

[F7HFL]

@F7HFL *countries

[justthebestgolfer]

@F7HFL Cant blame her cause maybe she failed History..lol

[aldoc]

shut up@F7HFL

[F7HFL]

lol why you mad@aldoc

[cjwright79]

@F7HFL *cough* pedantic

[biobiobio7777]

Why?

[s8thMPkar98]

bitch

[EthansRidealongs]

OWNED!

[TommYYZ]

Would love to watch this kid instead of that whiney jew.

[triton2toro]

Part of me thinks, "Hey shut up, you snotty ass kid." But the other part of me appreciates the fact that she understands sarcasm and irony. Be honest, if she were ten years older, you'd be like, "Damn that chick has a great sense of humor."

[jaymov33]

wow, the parents raised her to be a disrespectful, arrogant smart ass. now that's sad..

[EjectedStomach]

@tommydo1e So you're implying that an individual with good social skills is nothing more than an insecure egoist trying to "fit in"? I think you're incorrect on that one. Also, you mention "condescension" which I find absolutely hilariously ironic, since if ANYONE is being condescending in this video, it's this pretentious little girl. Next time you try to dazzle someone with multisyllabic wordplay, make sure you're making at least a bit of fucking sense.

[supercoolsephirothis]

I'd hit it.

[supercoolsephirothis]

I'd hit it.

[LadyLatias]

... When I was this girls age, I was still bent set on being a superhero.

Aahhh, kids these days. ;_;

[tweezet]

leave her alone. this girl rules!!!! lmao

[rabidfish02]

Autism

[hugodischarge]

i would have punched her in the face for making feel inferior

[mrdanroxanne]

are you sure that's a girl? i think it's a little boy..

[Austin4a]

Awesome. And I wholeheartedly agree with her.

[Revolution15now]

go human potential lol darn kids oughta be bringing me cookies by now

[KoyoteeLaughter1]

that girl should have her own talk show. lol. I'd love to do a web talk show like that with that girl on it. haha. Put her on kids react

[YoonkiPark01]

Who the hell cares? She's a kid talking to a man in his 50s. People are going to start criticizing 1 year olds for crapping their pants at this rate.

[kathen111]

i smiled :D

[craigmarshallsmith1]

I watch this at least once a week. It's an antidote to Afghanistan and

Casey Anthony and Warren Jeffs, and other sad, appalling,

angering news stories. I love her impudence, sniffling, stringy

hair, gravely voice.

[goulddd11]

@craigmarshallsmith1 you might be a pedophile

[chaz3345]

staged

[MissTB91]

Hahah! This girl said exactly what I was thinking. This man is so lucky, he gets to travel to all these countries, experience the cultures and beauty of the place and have plates of food handed to him by very hospitable people, luxurious job! You go lil girl!

[PoliticalWeekly]

@MissTB91 Not really, it is harder than it looks. In fact, a good professional makes it easy. I am a photographer and i have stupid ignoramuses clam for my pics and using my camera. When they delete my photos and take stupid shit.

[SSJkiller]

I smell an assburger.

[defiler554]

Owned......

[Griffard92]

Hahaha that was pretty brutal. Very amusing

[CCTXEarthmonkey]

Oops..Tony I mean...damn typos

[CCTXEarthmonkey]

About a tad better than the cook that quoted Tiny's book to him defending his dish on Top Chef

[theNOMATHON]

She is totally checking him out!?!?! she's like a pedo but the opposite.

0:40

[zaczattack]

hahahahah!



[billvgee]

Uh, yeah... "precocious" kids are way less funny than some people like to think. More obnoxious and rude, really...

[mrdanijel]

hahahah poor guy!

[ame6603]

That's what happens when a fairly intelligent child is told they are smarter than everyone around them.

[craigmarshallsmith1]

Anyone know anything about this brilliant, gravelly-voiced, sniffling

brat? Who she is? Where her family lives? Is she anywhere else

on YouTube or the internet?

I couldn't have her around, but I'd like to see more of her. Get her

a show. She would be the Kardashian antidote.

[yageman]

I can't believe some of the comments I have read here. Some of which were obviously written by adults who may already have kids.

The kid is funny, creative and smart. That's all there is to it. Here, Bordain is just a cool guy, chilling with some peeps in the back yard and is no doubt entertained.

Some ridiculous fucker here even mentioned that this girl might have a hard time getting good jobs if her parents don't keep her in check.

People are insane.

[yageman]

That's just me complaining though.

Youtube folks can really make me wonder about everyday people.

[goodolarchie]

Her father must be proud to have such a little firebreather. That girl is like a 10 year old version of Will Hunting.

[crashedwownerd]

you have to be intelligent to have social skills, those nerd kids are just trying to get some attention.

@ejectedstomach

[craigmarshallsmith1]

Brilliant. I loved that segment and her, and her gravelly voice.

Her facial expressions for a 10 year old - anyone - are

expressive as hell. I am not sure I would want her around the

house - exhaustively inquisitive and precocious (this is

why I stick with dachshunds) - but I wish she were a regular

on Anthony's program.

[Sarara14]

I like that kid. Crazy smart and a great sense of humor.

[83912daniela]

btw i dont get how she was being rude to him? they seemed to be joking around

[83912daniela]

lmfaoo hes so blunt..."why?....why?" lol

[eternalgracenote]

Chick was spergin out for a moment there...

[prettysailorusagi]

Hil-AR-EE-US! Love it.

[SoraSoro]

Sure, she could be the smartest child on the planet, but she's nothing compared to bourdain. I'd like to see her lead a high end restaurant, write three new york times bestselling novels and have the gall to eat warthog's anus.

[DexFlames]

@SoraSoro

Being a New York Times bestseller is probably the most meaningless measure of an author's intelligence or worth. Just sayin'.

[jdector53]

@SoraSoro

shut the fuck up you pathetic dickrider. you come off like a cultist. homeboy writes about as well as jimmy buffett, but loser junkie cooks and the whores who fuck them can't wait to buy his garbage

fucking pretentious 60 year-old asshat who struts around in designer jeans, compares vegetarians to nazis, and adds quips in the editing room to make himself seem clever

guy is a fucking piece of shit, would love to punch him in the face

[TwinTwangSD]

@jdector53 Dang, sounds like SOMEONE isn't living life on their own terms

[McXZealot]

@jdector53

Y U NO FULFILLED?

[ToxicWastoid]

She was marvelous. Re: the comments...Good to see that anti-intellectualism is alive and well. Learning is great fun, but I agree that social skills are also very important. However, let's not bag people just because they go to the effort of improving their general knowledge. :D

[ToxicWastoid]

She was marvelous. Re: the comments...Good to see that anti-intellectualism is alive and well. Learning is great fun, but I agree that social skills are also very important. But let's not to bag people who go to the effort of improving their general knowledge. :D

[Bryan1659]

by the end i felt that he should have punched her in the throat

[stopitwillyou]

was anyone else left feeling freaked out?

[OhtheSuffering]

This girl could be like Bourdain's know-it-all sidekick. :)

[quazyt]

bahahahahaha



[cheetahluv16]

...I officially want to meet this girl. XD

[hotneo7]

that is the last time bourdain is talking to anyone under 18.

[MetalTampon]

Bourdain must have a time machine if he's planning on going to Chechoslovakia.

[splitecho]

I thought she was funny. At least she gave a good response to tony and takes the mundaness out of everyone who just want to kiss ass.

[EjectedStomach]

I'll take social skills over extreme intelligence, thanks.

[themagician90]

@EjectedStomach I'll take intelligence



[ryutsuba]

@EjectedStomach I'm sure a professional adult celebrity multimillionaire appreciates people defending him from a 10-year-old girl

[zaorulesmetal]

@EjectedStomach Not me, sir; not me.

[EjectedStomach]

@zaorulesmetal I'm sure you have neither, thanks for playing.

[SSJbattousai06]

@EjectedStomach so true



[6dawsvnn1]

This girl rules. If Bourdain can dish it out he can certainly stand to take it for once...

[twisted6ba9]

this girls got asperger's

[genebyegene]

funny funny

[Crraabbmmaann]

parents of that kid need to get her to watch her mouth wtf!!!

[Allicura]

hahah i cracked up when i saw this... too funny. love anthony bourdain. <3

[cooperativ]

Jak se mas ty vole?

[MEXICANMORMAN]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH!!!!!

[noclouds111]

Don't take her too seriously. She doesn't realize that she's a 'know it all".

[phatflaco]

lmao...she will learn ...just like we all have learned in our own time... she will have her plate of crow...... with a side of bullfeces... jajajjajaja

[tinebean116]

What a creepy kid! Her remark was funny (and somewhat valid) but things must be kind of lonely for her with such a "unique" personality.

[theidentity100]

what an arrogant rude kid she is but i guess its hard not to like flattery at that age!

[theidentity100]

She sounds so jealous bwahahha, i love it!

[AwakentheMonster]

Wow, Anthony, you got owned.

But really, that girl's parents had better keep this girl's attitude in check. If she acts like this in the future when trying to interview for a job or when she is in the presence of people who are a higher rank than her in a company, then it'll probably get her fired or have no chances at BEING hired.

[zeejustin6]

@AwakentheMonster

its reality tv bro, they probably asked her to put on an act for the drama of it.

[swimfish29]

this is what you call a bitch in the making.

[dramapixie88]

Even though she's right, wtf is this girl's deal??? Anthony must have wanted to say something...probably will in his next book =)

[SparkOfImagination]

Annoying pipsqueak is annoying

[cjwright79]

That girl has really lucid eyes.

[thankallahalltime]

thenoblequran(Ctrl+Enter)

[abearz504]

I really hope that that's not her dad laughing in the background. But, judging by her behavior in this video it most likely is. He should have been running off to get the medicine that she obviously forgot to take that morning. Yet he's laughing and nodding at his spawn being an a-hole to an adult. Descipable.

Respect, people. Teach it to your children. Their lives will be so much better having learned it.

[Paulbarbato]

HAHA True True little one. 

[BboyFranki3]

I wish i was this smart. That's one bright kid.

[howtoplanaparty]

@BboyFranki3 read a lot. If you want science, read a lot of science. Read slowly, look up words. Start with children's books and Kent Hovind.

[carolinelinnae]

I think it's a boy....

Just sayin'. Not that it makes any difference of course. She schooled his ass, lol.

[mossfitz]

@carolinelinnae no boy would be as developed at that age - girls mature earlier

[brandonpconley1]

@O1toolsteel You said exactly what I was thinking.

[JoeMac824]

thats rough man

[derbigpr500]

"We're going to Czechoslovakia in a couple of weeks" Umm, you arent. That country doesnt exist for about 18 years now. Tony is right, she does know more than him.

[Christiantodd1]

@derbigpr500 And now we know how brilliant you are. Thanks.

[nonesuchone]

Owned.

[2mangamonsters]

LOLS tony got burnned by a ten yr old!!!!! HAHA xD

[biobiobio777]

What is this episode : D I want to watch this!

[mysteryloser24]

@redsoxfan1 That would be because she's a child, on tv... Nerves slur the speech sometimes...

[KillerJoeFIN]

No reservation sound gives to my mind allways gta1.

[PersonelCaliber]

i want this kid to exsist around me.

[kowz4u]

this is why you don't go on a show with kids or animals. Tony you got owned. I love the show.

[waterdol80]

awwww snap! that girl (i think that's a girl) is all kinds of funny.

[waterdol80]

awwww snap!

[likexmike]

this is from hudson valley ny episode season 8 epi 5 they got that wrong.

[Skinscorcher999]

Bahahaha! Ah Tony it's all so true :P

[pyke6]

Uh, this kid rocks.

[MISSIN9NO]

was that a girl or a boy?

[solafidedrummer]

hahahaha..... anthony got told!



[redsoxfan1]

that was awkward as hell...clearly scripted too. It seems like she forgot her line and then remembered at an awkward time

[FIREREADYAIMED]

Skooled fool!

[Dawsonb1]

For once he didn't have a sarcastic comeback...hahaha...thanks kid!

[RJman101]

She has got to be home schooled.

[nedak]

@RJman101 I've never met an intelligent home schooled kid.

[apollothemighty]

@nedak Really? I've known a lot of genius home schooled kids. I guess it all depends.

[billiejo333]

That was a boy, right?

[alamandrax]

Feels strangely staged. Although, the kid might just be nervous as hell. Good on ya kid.

[Arccos230]

what a bitch.... haha. just kidding. shes adorable

[MrJosh112358]

lol, as funny as it is that she schooled him ('cause it was the wittiest thing i've ever heard from a 10 year old) i wonder if she knows how much work it took to get to that job? lol. no worries though, one day, she'll be a neurologist or somewhere along those lines, and will have worked insanely hard to get there, and some little kid's gonna shut her down with a witty remark about their dream profession. This event will be equally as funny, if not funnier hahahaha.