Scrubs 509 - My Half-Acre [1/3]

[MizzNijna]

Turk justed proved how intelligent he is, by pointing on his right wrist when the watch is on the left.. >.<

[MizzNijna]

Looks like a very draughty restaurant.

[TheAlexANGST]

If I had a chance to go on a date with Mandy Moore, I'd be happy as hell... Her character is the one JD belongs with.

[megzreed]

4:03 baby jack cops a feel!

[ThePunisherGames]

Jack is going to TOWN on Jordan.

[LSnicket4]

...What costume?

[VampireBlood96]

obviously she was single, otherwise there wouldn't have been any question of a blind date....

[thebest3921]

EAAAGLE !

[Kathi4460]

Jorden is such a cute mum!!

[MsLogjam]

Was that first girl to walk in Amy Sedaris?

[BregyptianMuslim]

1:50

[elporteroful]

Mercy Flush! XD hahahaahaha

[CIAwaffle]

Hit 6 let her say "What is wrong with you??" then hit 7

[CIAwaffle]

@CIAwaffle Hit 7 let her say "what is wrong with you" then hit 8!!! I GOT IT WRONG THE FIRST TIME

[JusBeaTboX]

she took off because elliot cock blocked the fuck out of her...him...them.

[TH3LancashireLass]

Elliot is a massive bitch in this episode :/

[phili666]

@TH3LancashireLass

erm....how? 

[NeoBuddhist]

.... JD should have kept Julie...

[bmi0baby]

4:03:)!!

[TombstonedM]

'it' that the janitor was talking about, is the shuffle

[amaterasu12123]

when turk said we're running out of time his watch is in his other hand

[doggielovernumber1]

"20 bucks please."

"Pay me in the morning."

[yuukikun5]

HAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHA IM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER! SHE SLAPS HERSELF BEFORE HER FACE HITS THE TABLE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP!! HAHAHAH

[78bobob]

One of the best if not the best episode of the entire serie.

[GeorgiiiJ87]

Omg Turk... i'm in love.

[chocolatetigertail]

"running out of time"

turk pointed at the wrist without the watch xD

[wasabi622]

Watching Turks audition makes me wonder why the heck he lost that dance off to that 3rd world doctor in season 9. :/

[CJFRANKS7]

@wasabi622 I think it's because he got old

[Ellie72127]

@wasabi622 It was season 9..........everything was illogical in that season..........

[stormysongbird]

@wasabi622 Maybe it was because he got older

[dedem1315]

any chance this can be made playable on mobile? please?

[TheMissAppel]

@dedem1315 Got Youtube on your mobile? Then it`s not that hard! Or you can convert this vids, and stuff, and put it on your phone, but how, I don`t know.

[DeMan8167]

EEEAAAGGGLLLEEE

xd

[lol1143]

Turk's got it a'ight

[mrhnm]

Elliot=Cock Blocker

[seravox]

*miss slap thud* you see that?

[BejnXander]

Mandy Moore :D Ryan Adams' wife :D

[wladwlad]

screw Elliot, Julie was perfect for JD

[a1175779]

Love it how turk points to his wrist to a watch when its on his other wrist

[TheNewFiasco]

Jack is sooooo cute!

[sassy7711]

turk is an amazing dancing

[jokaesco]

I love it when JD shouts EAGLEEEE!

[motionpicturefreak16]

EAGLE!! 

[suzelove551]

Jack is so cute!!

[imev6lli]

are u getting thicker ? who would ask that not only in bed but anywhere ?

[stuffedpants01]

The Todd's audition FTW!!!

[thehookersful]

when did he move into elliots apartment?

[rogelio1319]

I just came up with the perfect name for you're band. Mercy Flush! hahahahhaha

[KaBBIEwhitesOCkS22]

omg todd is weird xDD

[Tube23287]

I didnt know JD liked Harry Potter. I. love. Harry. Potter

[azzaman96]

mercy flush!!! :D

[rotcehetutam]

Does someone knows the name of the song Turk dances?

[PrincessSydney09]

@rotcehetutam Poison by Bel Biv DeVoe

[xMyPeanutx]

Press two for a hot girl waving her hair.

[MrShermanisme]

JD IS MY FAVORITIST NERD EVER!!!

[05290066]

turk is one of a kind :P

[TheChosenOne538]

EAAGUUUUL!

[zeroguepirate]

K seriously, when I have kids, I want my husband to treat my kids like Dr. Cox treats Jack. No joke. He is an amazing father.

[MRTTVD]

why does turk point at the wrist without a watch? lol

[t0met0edance012]

Holy crap what would I give to see Dr. Cox's dad

[Her0ofCha0s94]

oh mrs nickels you blue haired bitch!

[magnum567134]

@Her0ofCha0s94 ...but, she's actually the shit!

[Ibeatnintendo]

I like how he pointed to the hand opposite of his watch... :D

[PyrozPlayground]

I love how JD is so forward with his euphemisms no matter how ridiculous they are!

"And I know I haven't HIT IT in a while..." XD Priceless!

[0pima0]

LOOOOOLL 4.03 jack copping a feel! - And J.D. toatlly reacts to it!! :D

[NIghtRider805]

bwahahahaha todd makes me laugh 

[BitterSweetKana]

What a muggle. She'd be a witch not a wizard.

[TheMeezProductions]

Turk, may I remind you that your watch is on the other wrist.

[SaharaMinamoto]

thumbs up if you started dancing in your seat at 6:21

[TheEyesOfNye]

4:02 That a boy kid who plays jack!

[PyrozPlayground]

@TheEyesOfNye Also! To me that little kid kinda looks like Chuckie. Especially when he smiles. Probably just me though. XD

[ushievans]

"EAGLEEEE"

"Pay me in the morning" <3

[PyrozPlayground]

@ushievans THAT is exactly where that "eagle" sample, that I have on my phone's "instant buttons" app, is from!

lol

[warbringer670]

lol jack copping a feel

[p0nkub0x]

HA, love how jordan has to restrain jack from gropeing her, what a boy hes gonna grow up 2 b.

[BBonelessStudios]

"twogoodreasonshisfaceandhispe­rsonality"

XD <3 Dr. Cox

[magicmoney153]

''Cause whats waiting for me in my room is whats known in football terms. .  .as a slam dunk!.'' . . .Classic JD

[btknight17]

LOL. JD tried to fly, missed the counter and then- "I'm no superman" theme song

[Rajnoow]

@classicarage Pay me in the morning

[TheRandomness96]

i would love to hang with tht chick

[narutokitsune]

Turk can dance! and isn't J.D just the most adorable person.<3

[marissawtts]

jack is so damn cute!

[labreezeandlacheese]

6:37 random chick in the background

[Minorawesome]

1:51 best moment ever

[Dunknoo2]

i laughed quite hard when she hit her head on the table XD

[JordanCostanza]

Jordan looks like an older Emma Watson!

[SpartanB146]

"Oh, Mrs. Nichols you blue haired bitch!"

[RhysJohn10]

turk is just outstanding!

[RhysJohn10]

eagle!!!!!

[narut0336]

lolol at 4:03 jack was groping jordan

[sjsuman16]

mandy moore is amazing. beautiful, funny, and has a great voice. watching this makes me want to watch tangled lol

[protoasha]

6:44 Turk has a watch yet he points at a imaginary watch xD I love this show

[hodday916]

who the one that hate this episode?

[marissawtts]

i don't get the mercy flush part

[rem857]

@marissawtts when someone takes a crap and it smells super super bad, you flush twice. the second one is called a mercy flush. the joke is they were crappy

[marissawtts]

@rem857 oh ok thanks!

[marissawtts]

:50 those 2 things would get any girl

[stefantje20]

Jack is so adorable

[Rikset11]

but words will hurt forever

[rundustyrun1]

dr. cox's son is ADORABLE!!

[darkhorsegirl07]

Mandy Moore! <3 her!

[OFFLboys]

you cut off turk dancing.. you never cut off turk dancing!

[FootballUnited011]

4:03 Jack holding her breasts xD

[tigerwarner]

"He's gonna be trouble" "But he's so damn talented"

[KevinwithanI]

IF ANY1 WANTS 2 KNO WAT DA NAME OF DA SONG IS DAT TURK DANCES 2 IS POISON by BELL BIV DEVOE n TODDS SONg IS WORKIN FOR THE WEEKEND by LOVERBOY

[SMA2343]

The Todd........FTW

[chocolatetigertail]

"running out of time"

points at the wrist that doesnt have the watch

[yankees032778]

At 4:03 baby Jack cops a feel. That's one smart baby

[eXcluSiveAliVideos]

sticks and stones may break my bones

"but words will hurt forever"

JD is such a girl but soooo brilliant

[JustTonightx]

'staay out of it carla!' xD

[MrAznPillow]

2:30 elliot reid, Moment killer! haha

[adlibitur]

What's the name of the song Turk is dancing to?

[marissawtts]

mandy moore!

[And3rson1294]

EAGGGLEEE

[finalsora120]

holy shit, Turk can dance!

[Bjobbie]

Wow, turk is a really good dancer!

[NyraLove4evahh]

jd reminds me of the boy from ratatoue ! lol .

[FezzFix]

New thing: I'm gonna yell EAGLEE! everytime i make a jump like JD did :D

[penutbuttaluva75]

4:03.... Jack is really going to town on Jordan, isn't he?

[sam6i6am]

@penutbuttaluva75

thats sick lol

[nimaway14]

@penutbuttaluva75 its furnny because that's his really mom.

[marissawtts]

@nimaway14 no shes not they just have the same last name

[ryuzakineark]

I don't get what's funny about 'Mercy Flush'

[omnomnomyourmom]

@ryuzakineark look it up

[Bonux000]

I love Turk's laugh at 5:54!! hahaha

[ARetardNearYou]

carla's hair looks really nice like that

[NekoUrsula]

isnt that mandy moore?

[4king2queen]

i love how jordans with little jack.. they are adorable!!!

[fartmonkey200]

how does jd stay in that body shape and cant jump more than 4ft...

and yes i know its acting

[aebarquero]

I was dancing along with Turk but not as awesome as him :D

[kibahina55]

Sticks and stones may break my bones!

But words will hurt forever...

I Love JD!

[RageZer0]

"Oh Mrs. Nickles you blue haired bitch!" hahaha i love that line, anyone else notice the waitress at 1:10 had a really nice butt?

[reedsaysney]

LADIES, i hate to disappoint but my quota for women who bug the living bujesus out of me has been met for the next billion years.

DYING.

[Twilighterbandgeek]

haha. Turk's face when he laughed at Todd!! XD

[musicpwned]

Oh mrs nickels you blue haired bitch

[carr91]

1:51 best part !!!

[MrYankeeFeather]

STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES(and words also really hurt me!!)

[ignacio560]

EAAAAGLEEE

[zenofskittles]

that whole part from cox saying "son, was a pleasure" to jordan and jack going "aaaah" makes me smile with familial cuteness (:

[zenofskittles]

mrs nichols you blue-haired bitch!

[Mrtostie]

jack cops a feel

[killa2000dec]

if turk was on britains got talent he would own.

[pawel888pl]

turk is fucking awsome dancer

[BTRluvr]

"Ok, Double or nothing. I bet you I can jump from this couch to the counter. Check it. EAGLE!!!!" THUD

Epic Eagle!!!

[ooolmo]

God i fucking love those short parts like: ''Stay out of it Carlaaa''

[Mangaboy94]

oh misses NIckles you blue haired bitch

[TheThaovy]

Jordin is an awesome mum and I love her character in this episode!!!!

[AflackduckWii]

LOL 4:05 jacks grabin her boobs.

[Bladerunner20006]

"Sticks and stones may break my bones...!"

"... but words will hurt forever :(!" :D

[fanoftv2008]

...but words will hurt forever.

lol

[worldofjonny2]

i think she outa everyone jd has been with it it looks like he should be with her

[iliket0bike]

FUCK yea turkelton XD

[lightthiscity11]

mandy moore?

[IncredibleJoy]

Nevermind found it, it's Working for The Weekend by loverboy.

[infrahate]

@IncredibleJoy 10x man :)

[IncredibleJoy]

What is the name of the song 5:30-5:46? The one that Todd is auditioning on.

[dackyjhotmailcouk]

cox is a lad

[megustatocar420]

are you getting thicker? you feel a little thicker...

[angryfurniture]

jack loves boobs

[Zmayn]

4:04 jack is getting busy;D

[Yedaddy1234]

"Sticks and stones may break my bones!"

*But words will hurt forever...*

[sotetsu7]

6:11 nuff said

[annamari14]

4:50 so cute:)