Yogscast - Cobalt Alpha 1 - Tutorial and First Impressions

[STICKMAN4427]

11:14 Hannah:You are moron

[slaQ83]

I thought it had online multiplayer. Almost bought the alpha... Seriously wasted opportunity. Deffo not buying now.

[MegaNES101]

the reason this is published by mojang, is that jeb works for oxeye studios too

[NubRusty]

Hannah - "You're a moron"

lol!

[bowlingfor1]

pfft....10 dollars for a game that is still in ALPHA stage.

I don't really know where this attitude of releasing games in alpha stage came from, but I just hope people don't get fooled like happened with minecraft...a game in alpha stage means that the developers are testing it and nobody else, and it should still be very buggy.

[supperkindperson]

cobalt is stupid

[ASKWilliman]

@supperkindperson guess what your stupid!

[videosrus96]

the game is rubish without online multiplayer

[TacosRInsane]

@videosrus96 dont listen to what these "guys" are saying. This game is still in beta form. The are releasing multiplayer right when beta hits with other stuff like campaingn and more!

[jaycob619]

Shame no online multiplayer is included i would of so bought it good thing i saw the vid before i did.

[VengD]

Mojang is publishing it?

Does it really need a publisher? Release via Steam and/or Desure and/or all the other digital games sites. Even xbox arcade and playstation network (Or whatever they're called) could release it.

[jugernot98kkj]

i want to know how many guys here can do a roll thumb up if you can

[Hangmanl]

"I eat my Cheetos with chopsticks so I don't get that yellow crap all over my hands." - Genius

[mrAJNIGHTMARE]

they are making a update in febuary8 for minecraft pocket edition on ipod androids and iphones in the update u can do survival mode have fences doors animals mobs and other cool stuff

[IRatchetI]

Thank fuck Hannah was there or else we'd still be watching Lewis try and punch that dam rocket away.

[riaiaikido1]

HOLD X!!!

[Eherostudios]

Was anyone else screaming at their computer screen?

[stormclaw678]

cobalt is both worse and more expensive than Terraria, another 2D game.

[UYAoFAN]

@stormclaw678 reallly have you ever played terraria its more in depth and alot longer lasting than mincraft

[stormclaw678]

@UYAoFAN Yea! I play it regularly, and it has more items and creatures than minecraft along with like 10 bosses or something like that. I dont see why the yogs cast dropped the game in the first place.

[TacosRInsane]

@stormclaw678 its the same cost. Cobalt is actually a really good game, but the "yogcast" make any game look bad.

[BananaFingurs]

CHARGE THE FIST LEWIS AAAGHGGHGHGGAGGGH!

[09Loperaster]

Lol you need to HOLD X not TAB X.... xD

[09Loperaster]

Online multiplayer will come to Cobalt, Oxeyegamestudios says: "There is progress"

[KecoughtanRAM]

as soon as he started trying the defensive punches i couldnt stop laughing. I thought I was actually going to die

[paulo1163]

srry to ask but who is sips?

[tinyNinja3]

Which version should i get

[bandotheepicperson]

Oh my god you are SOOOO Bad.

[raksipulikka]

Check this video out these guys really know how to play this game! /watch?v=ToUJcgh62A0&feature=g­-u&context=G2c02ce9FUAAAAAAAAA­A

[TheMexicanNinga]

ill buy it when theres online multiplayer

[Chongomonkey1234]

@TheMexicanNinga Buy it now so its not as expensive

[crazycreeper88]

00:10

"i eat my cheetos with chop sticks so i dont get the yellow crap on my finger"

XD

[Kadadj]

I downloaded this game, It's hard as fuck. So stop your fucking whining.

[ghastlyspace]

@Kadadj So did I. So stop your fucking cussing.

[Joeyboy1345]

The title of this video was misleading

[mrme2wentyfour]

@Joeyboy1345 lol or ur just a idiot

[kykywox]

Yes hannah, he is indeed quite the moron XD

[536pokemonlover1]

Hold the fucking x

[doombreker]

I can't boot it up. For some reason, when i log in and press play, it crashes...

[digitalzues13]

GAWD! THIS IS PAINFULL! LIKE GOING SHOPPING WITH MY MOM!

[xILambyIx]

ONLINE MULTIPLOYTER ISN'T EVEN PLAN.

[PokemasterNP]

@raidwipe @AtomicSunday , Everybody, i am really sorry about that comment i made, my friend was on my account and he HATES yogscast (which i can't believe), i just changed my password and he will never do it again, again he/i will never ever do it again, i love yogscast and fond this video hilarious, i just searched through 170 pages of comments to find the one he posted. sorry again, Pokemaster

[NimtasDNB001]

*STICK* STICK GRENADES.

Please. For the love of god.

It's "Stick**"

thank you.

[vikasil]

such hard game, but once you got into it, its nice i bet :D

[Rand0motion]

@hellafaded You are a goddamn genius. You most have a goddamn IQ of 160. Consider this: Christmas celebrates the birth of Jesus. Do you honestly believe that No one in the entire world, considered even doing that before The colonization of North America? My god, what are kids being taught in school these days?

[veenzo0]

@Rand0motion Ignore, noone could possibly be that stupid without actually trying. He's obviously trolling you.

[tpeasetiger]

Wait, online multiplayer isn't planned? I thought they've been talking about multiplayer.

[Emyzee]

do u have to purchase it?

[KecoughtanRAM]

@hellafaded uh... no comment except....uninstall your life

[hellafaded]

@KecoughtanRAM whatever that means

[Insertnamesz]

lol I clapped when Simon called for applause

[Geared10k]

WHY CANT I REDEEM MY CODE!?!!? I click the link to go redeem my code, I login, I get wrong password, I change password, I login, I get wrong password. I've done this about 20 times now!!!!!!

[sk84fun9]

@Geared10k pm me

[Exterminationable]

this for PC?

[1099noobs]

my god i swear hannahs the only one acually gd at playin games

[austin83025]

"Your a moron!" "Let hannah play! She's knows what she's doing!" XD way to go hannah!

[BeepBopBonanaz]

Hold x not press it Xephos duuu

[xburchx03]

actually im pretty sure christmas was first celebrated in germany..... which is european

[Piercemxpx]

You guys suck at gaming and you have been playing them forever.

[robo1019786]

Thumbs up if you thin khannahs awesome

VVVVVVV

[robo1019786]

Hannah your awesome :D

[qszwax57]

I eat my cheetos with chop sticks so I don't get the yellow crap on my fingers.

[Fr1tzy687]

Oh god... If Simon and Lewis were on the SWAT team, there would be a LOT more crimes...

[NanamanTheLEGEND]

meet onlive

hello onlive now fuck off!

[drakomemories]

do they even look at the tutorial text?

[ValgeirBragi]

Hannah took so long to tell him that... I nearly began screaming at my screen...

[mateuszacz]

LEWIS god damit! HOLD X THEN RELEASE IT... not just spaming the button how it looks:)

[BuffaloPhump]

Get a life hellafad

[KiriamLeech]

Just read the fucking instructions Lewis!!!!!!

[Gameglas411]

i hope this game is for ps3 so yes i think i buy it then

[deadlynun]

wowwww, lewis is like a pig i minecraft, HE JUMPS AROUND THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN PLACE

[AsianPenguinPlays]

sorry for spamming but can you great yognaughts please check out my cobalt vid, just a new youtuber trying to get content out there, i apologize again for leeching off yogscast, but thanks for reading and hope you check it out, thanks guys! /watch?v=qYfFlwWGWIw

[ZADER4427]

I wanted to rip my face off while watching this

[123killerbee]

there has to be multiplayer... this game is to awesome not to have multiplayer

[TheFlammableGas]

11:13 I love it when Hannah calls Lewis a moron :D

[SquideARN]

Hannah is a Guinies!

[leon2550]

finaly out mojang jeez

[Kalsivnet]

Thank you Hannah! We Always Knew you Were Right!

[Canofwhoopass1000]

saints row

[TheRabidMonky]

@hellafaded Obvious troll is obvious.

[Spyleader29]

Those orange throwables are the chopsticks with the yellow crap from the cheetos

[blackeyedolive]

They should make this for iPad

[doodlejackbod]

I love you hannah =P

[HAWXLEADER]

dudes you suck at gaming....

[MrCobaltDownload]

Come to my channel and download Cobalt full alpha version for free!

[allstargoldeneye]

hold x damnit!

[henno248]

Facepalmed when he wasn't holding it down

[TheBlackBritt]

Online multiplayer is planned, just won't be until Beta.

[Weatherproof26]

i love hannah, she's brilliant. "LET HANNAH DO IT!!"

[Hemburymaister]

I WANT THIS SOOOOO MUCH!!!!! cant wai til it comes out 4 mac!!!!

[J1tsuKonfl1kts]

@hellafaded Hey dumbass! It originated from europe!

[TSarge09]

11:13 - Your a Moron!

[MarikoInaba]

hellahaded..... Christmas is a holiday that originated from Europe, idiot.

[TheCardmagicexposed]

@hellafaded for your information it isn't an american holiday at all it's an almost worldwide holiday

[TheYinas]

"let hanna do it" hehehe :P

[ConVic73d]

hannah is obviously the smart member of the yogscast

[Nedoxu]

@ConVic73d that or the only one who knows how to READ

[MisterGency]

This guy is truly terrible at fine motor skills and coordination.

[Drakinus1988]

Am I the only one that gets a bit frustrated by the wy Lewis play? :p I don't have OCD, but I will if I keep watching these. :)

[lameface12]

lmfao 11:13 "you're a moron"

[oldman32123]

Yea this needs to be on console.

[davidmraji]

lewis youre funny and all, but sometimes youre just dumb

[ncrikku]

omg, Lewis is such an idiot. Let someone else play, noob!

[Xynfael]

Lewis sucks at games

[RedXTheMercenary]

@Xynfael So?

[kiz268]

@hellafaded Stop commenting on their videos and fuck off.

[ShadoWalker2562]

@hellafaded You are still around wow thats sad.

[Xyxephrien]

@Ben34655

Have you tried reading the description? It's Sips.

[wiseguy1989xx]

LEWIS FUCKING SUCKS AT GAMES

[Sportsman123123]

@wiseguy1989xx You misspelled "is playing"

[XF4T4LSTR1K3X]

SCROLLS COMIN OUT ON TEH 30TH !!!!

[Ben34655]

Who's the 3rd commentator??

[utahrapter8]

@Ben34655 Sips

[TheMitchellTurner]

184.154.209.130

[RammThat]

Hey, please can you guys check out our vids and comment on what you think, thanks!!

[TheMacDudeGuy]

BABBY SIMON IS SO CUTE! LEETLE BABBY DWARF!

[shadowborn666]

11:12 , yes Hannah i agree... lol

[GhostRush123]

i eat my cheetos with chop sticks so i dont ge the yellow crap on my fingers

[ZRedDawg18]

@GhostRush123 You are a genius

[bradhuygens]

@GhostRush123 piss off.

[x3demonomega]

Play Ace of Spades Please Livestream!

[jasa3213]

@x3demonomega

Ace of Spades yeah!!!

[wartornpanda]

Yeah... He really shouldn't promote any games when he sucks that bad. I have no interest in playing this game at all because I just get annoyed while watching.

[trundley1992]

@wartornpanda what are you mad? the controls are terrible! How did they not think to map the controls for the mouse instead of the keyboard?

[534seeds]

oh my god thank you hannah!

[raCteJ]

... online multiplayer... not planned? ... Great. Now I suddenly have no interest in this. There's literally nobody I could get to play this with that lives near me. Why? The nearest person lives like an hour away. >.>

[MrCrow827]

um did anyone else notice the cheeto's with chapstick thing in the begining

[GingaSilence]

5:50 is this where all my skills *dies* sort of come

[arthurion123]

HOLD X !!!! X !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nicmadis]

This, I could never play without blowing a fuse.

[ToxicatedLum]

No on-line play? Fail.

[CobaltDownloadMojang]

Come to my channel and download Cobalt full alpha version for free!

[DeDValvEe]

@CobaltDownloadMojang Yes but you have to complete a bloody survey :/

[Leon5k]

11:13 Did I hear Hannah say, "Are you a moron?! / Your a moron?!" :P

[Leon5k]

10:20 To quote a great car entusiast, Jeremy Clarkson "How hard can it be?!" xD

[SuperUnknownError]

@lifesgamble1 You should not be mad at us but at your self why would you even click this video And one more thing don't be mad at us for your crappy life yeah? Good thats settled

[tehfettot]

This game looks alot like Cortex Command... but worse....

Or possibly a flash game..

[RunoFroggy]

mohammed

[loganator83]

Lewis, Hannah just trolled you