My first computer was an enormous IBM green and black screen with two floppy disk drives, a command-line interface, a dot matrix printer and the only accessible game (as far as I remember) being Number Munchers. Yes, this was the 80s and I was like 3.
When I saw this I said "oh no" since I happen to have it. But it isn't supposed to constantly click and shit. There are sound effects and a small amount of "music". Just had to say that, since it's rather sad that the sound is so messed up that there is only clicks (other than Sinistar's great voice). :/
Sinistar always likes to fly out of nowhere with me. I was hoping to hear you scream or something. But I'd get amused if he was the wheel or something. Ha.
if any of the remotely soonish days, it would be wednesday. somwhat unlikely, but more possible than most of the other days in the next two weeks. I'll post a video or something as usual if i decide such
@ZetaPlays If I come home Wednesday and find that I completely missed a Zetastream for a third time (Goddarn computer that couldn't handle streams), I will/may/might/possibly won't cry. Probably not though. Y'know.
You shoot the asteroids. The little yellow crystals come out. You pick 1 up, you gain 1 bomb. If one of the enemy drones (the red annoying guys) picks 1 up, Sinistar gains 1 piece of himself, if the drone brings it back to him before you kill the drone. I believe once he has 20 pieces, he is complete and attacks. On the genesis, you pressed B to shoot a bomb, which homed in on Sinistar no matter where you were. You could delay his attack this way or fight him off.
Of course you suck at Defender. Everyone knows all the best pilots are either in or barely out of middle school. And of all the sounds that could possible NOT be corrupted, it had to be motherfucking Sinistar himself.
Besides, Defender was designed to give you powerful artilery, a complex interface AND make you feel like you are flying with an extreme hangover. Could they have made your control any worse?
@StarkMaximum ALSO THE BIRDS LAY EGGS THAT HATCH INTO TOUGHER KNIGHTS AND THE LAVA WILL REACH UP AND GRAB YOU. Truly, the most historically accurate rendition of medieval times ever programmed.
It would be funny... if you just happened to have selected the wrong recording input and just never realized it, lol.
ajbxny 1 year ago
unpossible, all sound is recorded via my mic
ZetaPlays 1 year ago
@ZetaPlays UNPOSSIBLE I SAY
MogDog66 1 year ago
My first computer was an enormous IBM green and black screen with two floppy disk drives, a command-line interface, a dot matrix printer and the only accessible game (as far as I remember) being Number Munchers. Yes, this was the 80s and I was like 3.
Good times.
monosaturated 1 year ago
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thisbesam 1 year ago
you're much better than slippy and have the power of Dance!
t3rr411 1 year ago
LOL at 11:11 . Crackle, crackle, bad ROM for bad sound...then, "BEWARE. I LIVE!!!" *boom* *Game Over*.
jupreindeer 1 year ago
where is the blue wizard from?
MasterMonsters 1 year ago
@MasterMonsters The ever eternal Gauntlet. "Blue Wizard has shot the food." Blue Wizard is about to die!"
jupreindeer 1 year ago
Makes me wanna eat popcorn
JohnRichard1991still 1 year ago
Sinastar? Is that like a Cinabun? =P
USSZulu2 1 year ago
@USSZulu2 Only the Cinnabun of God Moding super satellite death bases, is all. And, that's a lot of heart ache.
jupreindeer 1 year ago
When I saw this I said "oh no" since I happen to have it. But it isn't supposed to constantly click and shit. There are sound effects and a small amount of "music". Just had to say that, since it's rather sad that the sound is so messed up that there is only clicks (other than Sinistar's great voice). :/
Sinistar always likes to fly out of nowhere with me. I was hoping to hear you scream or something. But I'd get amused if he was the wheel or something. Ha.
Stephkotsu 1 year ago
"Beware, I live" and "I hunger" that Sinistar says remind me of something from Warcraft III.
MWaser 1 year ago
Omg the graphic-effect in Robotron was so disgusting. I still feel queasy.
JudasInocenti 1 year ago 2
You know, if this is a faulty rom, the Mega Drive version is almost a 1:1 replacement.
Just don't expect easier controls for Robotron.
MattTheSpratt 1 year ago
So Zeta when is that streamed you mentioned in your last test coming?
Urpuss 1 year ago
SOMEDAY!
if any of the remotely soonish days, it would be wednesday. somwhat unlikely, but more possible than most of the other days in the next two weeks. I'll post a video or something as usual if i decide such
ZetaPlays 1 year ago
@ZetaPlays If I come home Wednesday and find that I completely missed a Zetastream for a third time (Goddarn computer that couldn't handle streams), I will/may/might/possibly won't cry. Probably not though. Y'know.
Flameclaw123 1 year ago
mmmm sinabombs... they smell up the whole mall
IPAgoose 1 year ago
I still have this game and it's supossed to have music instead of BZZ KAJKAKKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSSKXKXKXXKXKSKKDKXJKXCJKVJKJZZHZHH
TheFreezingApple 1 year ago
When Sinistar said BEWARE I LIVE i lold
but then he ate you and I scared
pythor2 1 year ago
Oh god I remember this game, that giant face thing scared the crap out of me when I was younger.
EvilPandamoniuom 1 year ago
Lol blue wizard is epic.
Raynelm 1 year ago
12:20 was i hearing quads in the background?
comanche119 1 year ago
I peed a little when the first Sinistar talked.
nowai11 1 year ago
"That button" on Defender makes you teleport.
Introbulus 1 year ago
The game audio came to life and said "Beware I live!" before kicking your ass.
skyknightdragon 1 year ago
How to play: Sinistar!
You shoot the asteroids. The little yellow crystals come out. You pick 1 up, you gain 1 bomb. If one of the enemy drones (the red annoying guys) picks 1 up, Sinistar gains 1 piece of himself, if the drone brings it back to him before you kill the drone. I believe once he has 20 pieces, he is complete and attacks. On the genesis, you pressed B to shoot a bomb, which homed in on Sinistar no matter where you were. You could delay his attack this way or fight him off.
StainedShuriken333 1 year ago
Omfg... I spent YEARS on this arcade when I was younger. On the genesis, though, but still... wow... Especially joust. I loved sinistar, too.
StainedShuriken333 1 year ago
I like Sinistar's voice just like i enjoy the Berzerk arcade voices.
Skorn811 1 year ago
Robotron was the best silent rave ever.
Foxmouse 1 year ago
This game went from shit to awesome when Sinistar started talking!
Ephidel88 1 year ago
Playing arcade classics with Fallout 3 sound effects
startpagina 1 year ago
Of course you suck at Defender. Everyone knows all the best pilots are either in or barely out of middle school. And of all the sounds that could possible NOT be corrupted, it had to be motherfucking Sinistar himself.
Fantome001 1 year ago
@Fantome001 "Of course!" SF2: Movie quote.
Besides, Defender was designed to give you powerful artilery, a complex interface AND make you feel like you are flying with an extreme hangover. Could they have made your control any worse?
jupreindeer 1 year ago
I like Joust a lot. YOU ARE A KNIGHT ON A BIRD AND YOU HAVE TO FIGHT EVIL KNIGHTS ON EVIL BIRDS! BE CAREFUL OF LAVA ALSO.
StarkMaximum 1 year ago
@StarkMaximum ALSO THE BIRDS LAY EGGS THAT HATCH INTO TOUGHER KNIGHTS AND THE LAVA WILL REACH UP AND GRAB YOU. Truly, the most historically accurate rendition of medieval times ever programmed.
PascalHoomiku 1 year ago 15
Charlie Sheen was in that Defender ship, saving his many girlfriends.
confetti21 1 year ago
hello
rpmmelby 1 year ago
BZZZ KSZZZHZHZHHH BRZT BUZZZZZZZZHZHHHHHSSSSSSS KRASSSSSSZZZZZZHHHHHHHHH COOSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZHHHHH XSSSSXXSSZZZZZHHHHHH...
I love that song, ya know?
TheBuuOfYou 1 year ago 21
1:01 - That was the seizure button.
D2RCR 1 year ago
so are all the characters on the wheels of crap in one of your past experiences? and if so is the there a magical reference list for them?
McGack1 1 year ago
@McGack1 erm ZSNES is better in general except for a few games like kirby 3 and SMRPG
McGack1 1 year ago
@McGack1 i feel like most of them you should know. this one i'm pretty sure was from Gauntlet
brossive 1 year ago
pretty much, and not a current one at the moment
ZetaPlays 1 year ago
first lol
thegreatninjaman 1 year ago