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  • I am so glad this woman is now irrelvant in politics. These republican candidates aren't doing much better.

  • Lol

  • AWESOME.

  • She gets my dick hard in those nylon pantyhose.

  • Best edit ever.

  • Sarah Palin FINALLY told the truth about something!

  • She quit because she's a loser

  • All right, can someone tell me what the HELL this is?

  • hahahahaha 

  • This is a very good edit, one of the best I've seen. Almost seamless

  • Loved it. You did a great job. It should be called Sara speaks her mind. LOL!!!!!

  • Every time Sarah Palin speaks, a retarded angel gets its wings.

  • ha! pretty good edit job i'd say

  • OH MY GOD "IT" is JESUS says AREYOUFOREAL :-) ^ GOOGLE> JOHN JOSEPH OBRIEN is JESUS CHRIST says THE SCOLE GHOSTS :-) ^ YOU LYING FUCKING SCOLE GHOSTS says John Josweph O'Brien .....YOU ...YOU ehehehehehe > GOOGLE> YOU JEST WAIT TILL I'M DEAD says John JOsweph O'Brien :-) ^ GOOGLE > I'LL KICK ALL YOUR ASS IS says John Joseph O'Brien :-) ehehehehehehe After The Goldrush ;-) ^ ~ SCOLE GHOST THEATER ~ GOOGLE> HELLO SARAH PALIN says ONEWHITEDUCK :-)
  • omg! tt is so believable

  • and she want creation bullshit taught at schools

  • I love Sarah Palin STOP IT!!!! She is amazing and has an amazing family!!!!!

  • the best part about this video is someone hates sarah palin enough to splice a video up and post it on you tube. someone has a crush imo.

  • Sarah Palin is like a big piece of sh!t in the toilet bowel that won't flush!!!!!!!

  • I like palin, but this is funny.

  • I wanna put my penis in Palin and creampie inside. But she has to get neutered cause I don't want to have any Retarded children.

  • LMFAO Nice.

  • LMAO! This just never gets old!!!

  • All I can say is nice legs, nice pantyhose!!

  • wow this was excellently EDITED lol

  • Weird how so many people who dislike Palin watch her video's. You guys are creepy.

  • 1.I don't care about Palin

    2.Worthless

    3.Hypocrite

    4.I wasted 0:35 seconds of my life seeing this tramp

  • Thumbs up if this video made you HORNY. God I wish I could PLOW through Sarah Palin all day and night, that would truly be heaven. Todd Palin is one lucky son of a bitch :(

  • @thi711 Im not horny because there are a billion of asians....naw im kidding

  • SEE: "Sarah Palin Hand Notes Controversy" MUST SEE!!!

  • Damn. The bitch likes hardcore sex and porn. I actually have some respect for her now. Damn.

  • I love it - this woman scares me on so many levels

    I can believe the US was within 7% of electing a VP that thinks the Flintstones was based on a true story...

  • "plow through me for hours" anybody else got a boner after hearing that??

  • can i fuck you Sarah?

  • @SuperKane5 if we duo on her then yes

  • thats the real Sarah.

  • legs legs legs

  • LOL omg great for SNL

  • I may not believe in Sarah Palins politics but I would not mind having one night in bed with her. Com on she's Fu"king HOT! You have to admit it she is.

  • lol well said

  • And Todd and I love... UNPROTECTED SEX! LMAO!

  • has anyone ever heard the word finished...Not Sarah !!!!

    OPRAH can't wait...

  • oprah

  • your sexy opr

  • @lover100able

    Have you ever heard the expression: "A bad workman always blames his tools"?

    You blaming your teachers, for your ignorance and your inability to articulate yourself - using the rules of English grammar - is laughable, and indicative of your own credulity and self deceit.

    As for going to Hell, well,...NEWSFLASH! But there isn't such a place, and your God exists only in the vacuum between your ears, where your brain should be.

    "men did not come from apes"? We are apes. Duhh!

  • "A bad workman always blames his tools"? wow hit the nail on the head Great comment!

  • @XxSpartaxX no i dont believe there is someone up on a cloud i believe that God is in heavin and he dont have a clip bored checking people off saying that they r going to hell cuz they did bad its called the book of life and if your name is wrighten in the book of life then u will go to heaven when u die but if it ant then u go to hell and he is a mersifull and justifull God and when it comes your time to be jugged by God dont say that no one told u about him cuz i did

  • Your ignorance is plainly evident simply by your spelling and grammar skills.

  • @jackmypie having poor spelling and grammar skills has absolutely nothing to do with ignorance.

  • @Ix3britishboys12: Yeah, actually it does. You're ignorant to the point where you don't care about basic communication skills. It's pathetic. Everything you said in that one sentence explains why you, yourself fall into the same category, ignoramus.

  • @Drucef LMFAO wait, so you're saying that I'm ignorant because I said that not being able to spell has nothing to do with being ignorant... I'm confused. Please explain to me what having poor grammar and spelling skills has anything to do with ignorance.

  • @Drucef I don't even recall agreeing with the person he was talking about when jackmypie said that. I mean I'm sure that there are people in the world who have great spelling and grammar skills and are still extremely ignorant. And I'm also sure that there are people in the world who have horrible spelling and grammar skills and are completely enlightened, so please don't go around calling people you have no idea about ignorant. Because that's ignorance.

  • @lover100able:

    As a second language learner of English, I am so proud of myself to see people like this guy unable to put together a sentence that makes any sense. Pretty much indicative of his level of understanding and education.

  • @lover100able: Only retards believe in fairy tales, which you obviously are. Learn to spell basic words. Moron.

  • @lover100able did you learn how to spell from the bible ? :S

  • This is so funny

  • men did not come from apes God made men and he made the wolrd u can believe it or not but its true and someday u will find that out

  • so you actually believe there is an OLD man floating around up on a cloud who goes by a SINGLE NAME called "GOD" like "Madonna" or "Prince" LOLOL and he floats around on this cloud up in the sky with a clipboard and checks us off after we die... "yes.. you can come into heaven... NO, you were bad, go down south!" ??? because if you do... you are no better than the people on the streets smoking crack and telling a tall tale! LOL

  • @XxSpartaxX Stop going so much on stereotypes, no, God isn't like that, but some people think that there is some all-powerful supernatural living force up there that only the dead can see. Stop being so close-minded, just say that it may be possible!! No one likes you if you say bastardly things like that, people just hate you.

  • @soccerguy325 it's SO easy to go upon stereotypes when it comes to idiots like palin.. JUST SAYIN :) Lol

  • @soccerguy325 All right, seriously, it just made me really happy that you called Palin an idiot. Even though you were being close minded in your last message, I thought you would be some idiot jackass on YouTube. God, she is an idiot isn't she?

    :)

  • this video is AWESOME!!!!!! and all the words in it are true... she stepped down because she is LAME and takes it up the poop shoot! LOL Rethuglicans fail!

  • no, we wont

  • so she finally admits the truth, this has been a long time coming, props to Oprha for getting the juice on her, i want to see those neo con born agains fucktards now

  • epic

  • this made my day!

  • waaaaaay edited video.

  • that's the point.

  • @MsThundercat1 ya think?

  • Save COCO so we can get more awesomeness like this :D

  • 105km

    its pathetic that u actually believe this. and believe that men were once apes. well in your case, you are an ape

  • men were never apes, apes became men.

  • Citizens of Mass/US I appeal to your sense of history and liberty, please show the disconnected elite in Washington that the people have a voice. Vote for Brown if for no other reason than to grab back the power of the people. If you are a computer person and know how to make a mass appeal across the country for patriots to call, email or somehow contact friends and family in Mass with this appeal, you help would be appreciated. Thank you from a concerned citizen in Minnesota

  • hahaha xD now, thank YOU, jackmypie

  • load of rubbish ! sarah palin's too good for america,we'd love her here in uk.

  • "Physically, Todd will plow through me for hours..." ROTFLMAO!!!

  • Stupid creationist gun toting hilbilly trash!

  • This is so obviosly edited. its pathetic really

  • @fanatical1928

    No, you knwo whats apthetic? Your inability to see a person who is a complete anus dwarf, that is unqualified for the job of VP. CREATIONIST REDNECK BITCH

  • @105km I believe in God, and am a Christian, but I still recognize how Sarah Palin is quite possibly legally retarded....I would say Creatonism and Sarah Palin are pretty unrelated.

  • after all that...wow!

  • I KNEW IT!

  • Hilarious !!!

  • r u fuking serious!! i want a wife like that!!

  • Its all smooth sailing from there...

  • THAT WAS FUNNY

  • So awesome.

  • "Todd will plow through me for hours... I'm just pumped up, over the top, just pumped up... with energy and porn."

    HAHAHA!!! Priceless!!

  • AHAHA DUMBASS WHITE PEOPLE LOL

  • That's the most intelligent interview she's ever had. This actually made it seem like Palin could get through a sentence!

  • your a moron!

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  • This is REALLY good. If what she's saying weren't so ridiculous, you'd think it's real.

    Awesome editing

  • To MJCraddock, is dumbass white bitch at the limits of you verbal and mental capacity?

  • Hey MPS, Maybe a B.A. is handed out at parties in Canada, but not here. What do you have against the people of Idaho? Are the people in New York and Washington D.C smarter than from those of Idaho? Talk about arrogance. Besides do you know that BO BO has a B.A. also? As far as small government, those 300 million Americans are spread out over 50 states where the bulk of social services should be handled. You only need a big government when you have a big entitlement mentality of the people.

  • Sarah is smart, moral a good Christian, a good mother and respects the sanctity of life. That's in itself is enough to get the left to hate you.

  • she lies so much that its difficult to keep track. she muscled her daughter to agree to a marriage and made threats. she is divisive and racist. if that is christianity , i rather not be one

  • AHAH DUMB ass white BITCH LOL!

  • Pure brilliance! This woman's nomination and likelyhood to become president according to the average life expectancy in the U.S.A for males... was completely absurd and a total farce. The fact that republicans thought plucking this moron out of the frozen wastelands of Alaska and putting her next to a reanimated corpse to govern America is an insult to the intellect of the entire nation. Her running was like a bad Disney movie, soccer mom from Alaska who played mayor to a non factor town..

  • I know right! she be a DUMB WHITE BITCH!

  • Ooh...Get you in your pink blouse! How come you don't like white folks, Craddock?

  • The only nut jobs are you people who are brainwashed by everything you hear from BBC, ABC,NBC, CNN, and every other main stream media outlet who worships Obama and everything progressive.

  • way to put those segments together. You guys are jerks.

  • And what experience did Obama have during the race? 2 years in the senate, of which he was present for 5 months? Community organizing in Chicago? Harvard law review, even though he never published a single review, and his college transcripts are under lock and key? Never have previous presidents used teleprompters as much as Obama, and without one the guy stumbles and duhs. Media hype? Good God, Obama is a pure media product. The media drools over him,and without, the mdsia, Obama is nothing.

  • Eukanooba, Where to begin? Lack of education? She has a B.A. from the University of Idaho. Lack of of Experience? Governor of Alaska is not experience? If you saw the Oprah interview, she explained in a way that even Oprah understood, why Palin boblled the newspaper question. She said that the way Couric asked the question was demeaning ,as if to infer that hicks from Alaska don,t even read newspapers. What does she embody? How about small government? How about love of country?

  • how about right wing nut job?

  • @olentangy74 - A B.A is a joke of a degree, they hand them out as party favors after the Emmy awards... She embodies ,"Small government" to quote you... how is that relevant to America, a country of approximately 300 million people? Right.. it is not. The degree is also from Idaho, you should put it beside Obama's ;)

  • Edited.Duh

  • I don.t have to shut up. And I have a life you taco breathed punk

  • Ohhh good for you! Listen! You and me, we're fuckin' done professionally, man! For fuck's sake!

    lol but seriously Sarah is frickin' hott

  • As a matter of fact, she would be one of the best the republicans could front in 2012. She is for real. She went from city council to Mayor to Governor because she has ability and heart,and because she believes in and articultes American ideals in a way so as to be understood. That is why thousands flock to her wherever she goes.a And that is why liberals fear her. They cannot compete with her, except to villify and defame her, and she becomes all the more popular for it.

  • Get your head out of your ass the bitch is one of the dumbest politicians of all time she is not prepared to be president .she needs to first become bettter undstanding of the world around her.

  • Wow, apparently video editing is so easy nowadays even idiots like you can do it. Good for you.

  • A question for all the liberals. , If Palin is such an idiot, why is the are you so terrified of her.? Why are you doing your best a year after the election to destroy her ? She cannot pass laws, or sponsor legislation. All she does is give speeches, interviews, and write a book, and it drives you liberals insane .Why? How does a mom of 4 kids form Alaska instill such loathing? One word. FEAR. Liberals understand what she embodies, and it scares them to death.

  • why wouldn't we be afraid of an idiot who has a chance of coming in to power? if you haven't listened to the news lately, word is she'll be running in 2012, or taking over for oprah... i'm not afraid to admit that i'm in fear of a moron running the country. seriously....she's the best thing that the republicans can come up with?

  • Shut the fuck up and get a life.

  • @olentangy74 Perhaps it is the fear, not specific to the "liberals" that someone with such limited education and experience managed to come so close to the presidency while not being able to deliver coherent, smart responses (to questions as uncomplicated as which newspapers she reads) beyond those she had clearly memorized. What does she embody? The fascination with her is due to the media (her persona was made to appeal to it) and the absurdity of the entire situation.

  • The only reason she came so close to the presidency was because of an irresponsible and desperate macain and republican party. The world is still amused at just how low you scraped the bottom of the barrel

  • hahaha funny

  • Briick you are an idiot. Anyone who thinks Sarah Pain is anything but a fucking retard is also a retard.

  • The liberals are so scared of her that they will do anything to make her look bad. Even if it kills ratings and bankrupt them. The reality is, the more they attack her on her qualifications, background, beliefs and true american values.... the stronger and more popular she becomes and the worse Obama looks. Obama was elected and is failing as a president and she outqualifies him in each and every one of these areas, now and before the election! Go Sarah! Go America!

  • @briiick Yeah, you're right, America totally needs a president that thinks dinousars and humans co-existed 6000 years ago.

  • Sut the fuck up and get a life, this bitch is one of the dumbest bitches ever

  • i HAD SEX WITH HER BACK IN 1975

  • sure

  • She was only 11 then.

  • "Oil and coal, of course, it...it is a fungible commodity, and they don't flag, you know, the molecules, where...where it's going and to where it's not but, in the...in the sense of Congress today, they know that there are very, very hungry domestic markets that need oil First."--Sarah Palin 9-17-08

    "As for that VP talk all the time, I tell ya I still can't answer that question until somebody answers FOR ME, what is it exactly that the VP does everyday?"--Sarah Palin

    FOR PRESIDENT!!! LOL

  • why are they still trying to destroy her are they scared of her?

  • a career made up on a COLLECTION OF WORDS....ohDUMBa a total useless/hapless 0.

  • Editing is fun eh? What a tool you are...

  • Palin 2012!

  • I think that this is a clever response to Oprah's question.

    Although I am a liberal, and not a Palin supporter - I am tired

    of Oprah's style of non-biased interview.

    Well done Sarah !

  • that's not even funny......like even if i hated sarah palin that wouldn't be funny...man you guys have the life must have alot of time on your hands to creat dumb shit like this

  • well put.

  • This here-un's a keeper!

    ha ha!

    [I thought of it (a Oprah-Palin remix) actually before the interview, I'm glad that I didn't bother, Conan's team did a bang-up job!]

  • Oh gosh, of course it fake! Lordy, calm down--its funny.

  • Yeah, I agree, the same kind of people that make fun of "wooden" Al Gore etc are offended by this!

    Jesus!

    Get a grip!

  • Just another case of a liberal demonizing a conservative with moral values. Really kinda sad!

  • Yeah, I voted for Bob Barr, but really, conservatives can dish it out all day long on talk radio, and can't handle a widdle bit of humor! boo hoo!

    (If Palin had any common sense, then she would have taught her (pre) knocked-up daughter to use a condom instead of unrealistically abstaining!)

  • So if she taught Bristol to always use a seat belt, but one time Bristol didn't and had a wreck and got thrown through the windshield, I guess that would be Sarah Palin's fault too? For not teaching her well enough?

    You can teach and provide a good example all day long, but when it's all said and done, the child makes that choice on their own. 

    Stop blaming Sarah for Bristol's mistake.

  • Ridiculous. It is a disservice to everybody when misinformation like this is spewed. Learn some integrity.

  • you must be kidding its an obvious chop job it is stuff like this that get igorant people like a few in here to take it for real

  • that's stupid

  • Typical humorless humor by Libs. Libs are so damn scared of Sarah Palin. Obama will be VERY scared of her, too. And he'll have to bow to her when the election is over. Right on, Sarah!

  • are you delusional?

  • hahahaha

    Nice splice

  • Seems more hypocritical to me that you chose to edit random soundbites together here to mislead people.

  • For all those who want to slander her intelligence, call her names etc it seems to be a pattern with Liberals in general. Since they don't have a Cohesive, insightful, coherent plan of action, rather than having an honest debate they resort to demonizing the person with insults.

    What a sure sign of a lack of intellectual capacity. You voted for a man who believes in a system that has already failed many times over and has never prospered any country in the world- aka Marxism.

  • Spectacular!

    Now I don't have to watch the actual interview.

    That's was just hilarious.

  • This was well editted. I'm surprised that so many people don't realize that.

  • omg.. thats fukin hilarious

  • she is such a retard lol

  • loooooooooooool! That woman is hilarious and weird! I thank god everyday she and mccain didn't win! oh god can u imagine her as a president or even as VP LOL!!!!!

  • This is GREAT.

    LMFAO.

    Too bad not everyone can take a joke

  • you don't live in alaska do you? everyone that knows her only through fox news has such a strong opinion that they're sure is correct.

    I know her personally. And refused to shake her hand at my graduation. The look on her face was priceless.

  • Heh I suppose the reason haters are so obsessed with Palin is because she's a strong, confident, intelligent, and attractive woman.

    Just like all the other slander surrounding her - another slew of lies. Awesome.

  • or, its that she is bat shit crazy and people are really concerned that this bird brain has so many birdbrain followers -truly scary !

  • With all due respect, she IS strong, confident, and attractive... it's the word INTELLIGENT that I have a problem with. Intelligence is the ability to take your brain and apply personal instinct to its conclusions. Otherwise, we're talking about pure mental faculty. She's a politician who generalizes about a complex world. What most of the "haters" take issue with is her self-centered lack of intelligence. She's just toeing the party line. And this has nothing to do with her being a woman...

  • I think they're needs to be a ban on advertising of politics on TV. You Americans are fed garbage everyday, who knows whats the truth, half truth or complete BS.

  • Yes, political oppression has worked really well throughout history... You don't discover the truth by watching an hour of TV. You discover it by reading, studying, taking the time to corner opinions and find alternate viewpoints. And just because you're fed garbage doesn't mean you have to eat it.

  • Try explaining that to the millions of fat and lazy voters

  • You Said That Beautifully

  • Sure am glad some one was able to take what the mentally challenged Palin wants to say, and replace all the lies she is constantly spewing with the real stuff.

    (\__/)

    (='.'=)

    (")_(")Michael and

    Boo Dog

  • sarah palin was acturally right on alot of things she said, including on how obama was going to be, and she hit the hammer on the head.

    thank you for taking part in the liberal dribble of america.

    nobody has been lied about more than her.

    one of the greatest governors of our time, sarah palin. we know why this all started..

    too bad liberals wouldnt understand.

  • Good job, Conan's video-editors!

    MILF: yes!

    WILM (Woman I'd Like to Marry) Heck No!

    She's a REAL wacko!

    On second thought, cancel the MILF part too, she might be REALLY a "Fatal Attraction"-style wacko if you don't believe that the Earth is 5,000 years old! And I don't know what the heck she would do if you tried to sneak out of her monthly book-burning* early! Probably burn YOU at the stake!

    *(Not HER book stupid!

    Science Books with them there "facts" in 'em!)

  • she never said the earth is 5,000 years old and she didnt burn books u stupid ass liberal hyprocrite.

    go wipe your ass with dnc proproganda..

    you know that hitler and stalin both used proproganda and the left does too!

  • haha nice crop