Ruben Paul - Self Diagnosis

[imasonfree]

Shit, I never have a problem going to the doctor...When they send my bill out, I just don't open or pay their selfish asses. I don't understand how a doctor telling me, "There is nothing wrong with you as far as I can tell (basically, that's his/her way of telling you, you wasted, YOUR time, their time and everybody else's time, when they might have a real problem). Just take this prescription to CVS and you'll be fine in 2 weeks", can cost $138, anyway. Fuck that...I might have given them 50$.

[jodegooyer]

I dont need to pay for health care... im canadian :P

[emperorjj1]

one year later he refined it. same joke is way funnier this time around

[joejones]

Isn't this joke already on this channel from a year ago? Still funny noneytheless.

[jusdathang]

funny guy!

[Ready2Run1]

the best medicine-jolly ranchers, 7-up and cough syrup.

[gabriell16bishop]

according to chris rock ya'll need robitussin.

[Paloomi]

The story of my life.

[BeaconOnEarth]

OBVIOUSLY my friend is black

[MsBenevolentone]

Lolz hes so right if im sick i eitehr contact my best firend or mother they always have some shit that works... but usally i just waite it out... effing health care...lolz

[TheLaughFactory]

@sirtaylorryan True, great guy! He is at our Hollywood and Long Beach clubs often.

[SirTaylorRyan]

What I love about Ruben Paul is that when you meet him he's actually a nice person. So many touring comics I've ran into are total dickheads, but Ruben is a genuinely nice guy. Keep him on your list!

[tmac9938]

kinda funny

[619hg]

Y does he look a lil like Dr. Dre? Haha just a thought :)

[arnysow]

"AM I PREGNANT!!!" Hahaha

[DanTraxex]

If i come to america, can I perform too kind masters?

[SlipAllCityToy]

There's something funny about someone named R. Paul wanting free healthcare.

Huh? Huh? Nothing? :D

Great comic though, haha.

[6whatusay9]

he dropped the black card for no reason.

[AdrianusBystrm]

in sweden , health care is free !!! our tax is maybe high but the goverment at least give it back to everyone !!!

[MrROTD]

@AdrianusBystrm Sweden is the best!!!! I'm all for socialism if it's like Sweden, you guys share the wealth unlike here where everyone only cares about themselves, moving there if I can.

[L8rBek]

yeah I am always looking up my symptoms on Google LOL I dont have medical insurance either so I nvr go to the doctor, even if I get so sick I feel like I am gonna die. I swear I had H1N1 last year...dont know how I survived!

[8888888A8888888]

somebody needs to do a joke about how black people are racist to towards their own race hahaha stupid fucks

[silentsoldier909]

so true i know the feelin...no insurance sucks try that Robitussin.

[West13South]

ajajajjaj this guy crack me out!

[Teraclips]

this guys is good

[West13South]

jajjaajjaaj this foo is funny

[Blueglassgirl123]

He's funny as hell. Lol

[BurnzyBurninator]

"the six people who got that"? Everyone can understand that joke... it's just not that funny

[RADL9]

Thumbs up if you're from Canada and you have free healthcare

[8312356364]

My Older Mexican people,away's self diagnosis,and say just drink some 7 up

[casper123]

PRetty good.

[MrTjowen87]

man, i need to get over to this laugh factory place

[ripperduck]

Damn this guy pegged it. This is exactly what I and my buddies/family do all the time. We have crappy insurance if we have any and self diagnosis is something all of us have to do at one time or other. I never thought it was funny until now....

[mikkomokkimikki]

this is awesome laugh factory your the best!

[TiptronicSS]

smart

[pastafarian37]

He's hot.

[bigban1989]

Yay for free healthcare in CANADA... (But it still sucks cuz you gotta wait like 2 months before you can go see a doctor)

[aryansinred]

this guy is hilarious! keep it coming, laugh factory! loving this channel!

[HerrKnitler]

Wow, that is absolutely idiotic - the fact that a person can even come up with the joke shows how fucked up not having healthcare is.

[deathnotex100]

Canada has universal Health Care.........but their internet is as expensive as S**T

[lagranmariachi]

lol i'm my own doctor too!

[izwald1]

that's true: if you don't think healthcare should be free then you've never had the problem of not going to the doctor (when you should) because you can't afford it

[Sh00tsAndLad3rs]

It would be cool to have free health care for ALL

[FilthyVirus]

this was great

[Mrsuicide13]

16 ppl are communist

[Mamonuth]

@Mrsuicide13 They're republican

[SolaceEconomics]

TheLaughFactory... Thank you so much for all the great videos on youtube, you guys have the best comic collection I've seen from great comedians and new talented ones.. I have no request but to keep it coming :) Thank you again ^^, all the best!

[TheLaughFactory]

@SolaceEconomics Thanks for your kind comment! We promise to bring you guys the best!

[SolaceEconomics]

@TheLaughFactory You guys always deliver :) glad to see you guys on YouTube :) cheers from Dubai ^^,

[OMERTA011]

hes good

[unclesoflaugh]

pretty sure i heard this before.. is this a repost?

[liononwater]

@unclesoflaugh - I think so, too.

I remember the CVS part

but this one guess is the guy's second edition or upgrade with extra bits

[kc88jihye]

when he's imitating his friend near the end, he looks like ll cool j :D

[Keichan2501]

How come the laugh factory in times square doesn't have a schedule of comics performing?

[TheLaughFactory]

@Keichan2501 We are not in NYC any more. It is now owned by another company. We're in Hollywood and Long Beach presently, but we have other locations underway!

[TheAnime23]

ahahahah that made my afternoon lolXD

more of this guy-.-

[arunachala1008]

lol that was a good set, post more of this guy plzzzzz

[TrajektorieLogik]

Thumbs up if you're from a country with free health care, and you're at the end of a verrry long line to receive that care.

[lilwayneisdabest1]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaahah­ahahhhhhhhaaaaaaahahahahahahah­ahaha ssoooooo true

[BigAssPimp1987]

hmm..you need some hennessy lool 

[BigUpToNJ]

Yo that was straight ass some solid funny shit yo..... hit my dick on the downloww yaaahhh meaaannn

[G0G8T0RS]

Dr. Pookie for Surgeon General.

[Crazy4Tediz]

Ha go around corner and play the siren again haha

[Goth3m3]

Thing is this is sad, but true...

And funny

[natalieH2303]

Europe....don't forget Canada!

[mites7]

I've done the late night googling haha

[MrBinieam]

can't believe Americans don't have free health care, greatest nation on earth what joke.

[dolphinkillerwhale]

FUNNY!!!! :0)

[juanmora19910209]

Damn you Europe! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FREE HEALTHCARE! :lol ♥

[TheLaughFactory]

Come see Ruben at 8PM in Hollywood on Thurs 2/3 & 10PM in Long Beach on Fri 2/4 & Sat 2/5!

[kennyclone]

Thumbs up if your from canada and you're taxes aren't retarded like Europe for free health care.

[TheBerkeleyBear]

This was fucking hilarious. No need to upload Dave Chappelle videos when we have shit as good as this.

[galinrizov]

Thank u Dr Pookie

[D3UC3]

I know we always ask for the Chappelle vids and you guys must be getting sick of it haha but I'm actually enjoying finding all these other comedians that can deliver the laughs aswell.

[TheLaughFactory]

@D3UC3 Of course! We only upload what makes us crack up too.

[CJBombaYe]

lol, 10sec in to it and i'm already cracking up

[girzwald3]

And turned that this shit off. Comedians need to stay the fuck out of politics.

[catojoergensen1985]

meh....

[christopherwinsor]

RU PAUL!?

[navygirl20091]

I have definitely been up late googleing symptoms! They are never very accurate though! haha One time it was right ONE time!

[333jojob]

lmao....omg never go on webmd...it's the worst!!

[GordonFreeMANness]

-1 for stealing jokes!

[UNKL3R1GGZ]

thumbs up for hennessy and pop rocks

[SailorPerson]

I just hate that when you Google your symptoms you always get some stupid crap that makes no sense at all! and why shouldn't health care be free? What it's illegal now to SAVE someone's life? Convicts get health care, but why not people with REAL jobs that don't give them benefits?

[LqIchor]

I live in Holland. Whenever I get the chance to go to Hollywood or anywhere near, I will go to the laugh factory.

[TheLaughFactory]

@LqIchor Awesome! See you then! :D

[DaDestroyer1986]

Health care isn't a right...

[Hooahgoarmy]

@DaDestroyer1986 Amen

[tarun139]

is it just me or have i heard his material somewhere else

[dusttracks]

he ain't fooling nobody. this dude has NO BLACK FRIENDS...

[todanp]

@dusttracks

like you know...

[KnuckleBallz]

hahaha i love this dude

[votumseparatum1]

Sounds like he stole that hennessy and pop rock joke from someone else. I swear I heard it on Laugh Factory from another comedian. Don't know who though. He's funny though.

[TheLaughFactory]

@votumseparatum1 It was actually Ruben! We uploaded this today, to replace an older set. This was filmed recently, and in HD!

[votumseparatum1]

@TheLaughFactory  Lmao!! Okay, okay I had no idea. 5/5 funny original stuff.

[Teddyz0r]

@TheLaughFactory omg!!!!!the laugh factory can talk!!!!!!!

[CtE4m]

@votumseparatum1 That's funny, me too! I'm sure I've heard the whole thing somewhere else...

[GordonFreeMANness]

@votumseparatum1 The another comedian was Dwayne Perkins.

[votumseparatum1]

@GordonFreeMANness Thank you!!! I knew it was someone. 

[W4lly16]

This is hysterical!

[Mamonuth]

Thumbs up if your from Europe and your country has free health care. -Finland

[barfbrany]

@Mamonuth Just to let you know dude free health care only works in small to medium sized countries not in this huge nation of 311,998,898 people in it and that's not counting the illegal immigrants who are most definitely going to take advantage of that and who are not paying the taxes to pay for the free health care

[nonoloco]

@barfbrany

In holland we pay a monthly amount for health care. So it isnt entirely for free. So you probably dont get the system. This does not apply to illegal immigrants obviously.

[eghed8]

@Mamonuth ha, you know! -England

[todanp]

@Mamonuth

Canada has free health care. By free we can't forget the tax dollars but yeah.

[bbphnix]

@Mamonuth I'm from Europe..... but I, like the whole nation of Romania, have the misfortune of having total dickheads in government positions that steal most of the money and it seems we're too poor to have health insurance.... you don't got money, you stay sick, because the state don't got money, that's our motto.... I fucking hate the Romanian government....

[LoneshotHero]

@Mamonuth Aww lucky, can I come live with you guys?

*small print text at bottom of page: i'm black*

[SuperCloudBerry]

@Mamonuth woop woop ! :D we got free healthcare in Norway too !

[Mamonuth]

@SuperCloudBerry Yeah! its free in all the nordic countries :)

[Marcccii]

@Mamonuth Not free but obligatory. Greetings from Switzerland

[winneijh]

@Mamonuth

Denmark! :D

[MichaelSE88]

@Mamonuth Sweden yeeeeaahhh

[zenun7lime]

@MichaelSE88 DENMARK!!!!!

[MattCadillac]

@Mamonuth I'm jealous. I fucking hate my country.

[93johnk]

@Mamonuth i lived in Norway for three years

[Horus21jock]

FIRST! to beat up any mofo that says first.

[Mamonuth]

Love this guy!

[Mamonuth]

"first" not

[AlphaSophocles]

Please, upload the Dave Chappelle videos. This one was also funny.

[k5lta]

@AlphaSophocles agreed!!

[lastphilosoph]

very good one, even its sad..

[imsocoooooooool]

@AlphaSophocles how about u just go to the laugh factory and watch him personally yea?

[AlphaSophocles]

@imsocoooooooool Sure man, if you buy me my flying ticket to L.A and hotel, I will. Not everybody is from the USA and I just asked him nicely if he could upload them...

[imsocoooooooool]

@AlphaSophocles lol laugh factory is a buisness too. they post short vids like this to entice the audience to watch them perform LIVE. sorry to hear that ur not from the USA but if u didnt see his previous videos and comments, the main purpose of these videos are for advertising

[NzTyler]

@AlphaSophocles soo.... just any black person? lol

[fbl88]

hopefully nobody says first