Twilight: Vampires In Heat

[ashlynx1]

the count

[Jmurker315]

adam sandler shouldnt be in this

[karthickpersia]

watsthe name..?/

[Autumn09578]

lol

[foodleman06]

Eric Northman would win. and if you dont know who he is shame on you:P

[vageloukos]

The Belmont clan powns vampires

[stickman8211]

michael jackson at 0:39

[Doggycat17]

awesome those are the only words i can use...not the real movie...the real thing sucks this is MUCH better !

[camusgory12]

they missin lestat here :P ... nahh i think hes too good 4 this lolz

[SolitudeAsksNothing]

I am not trying to spam, but that epic music at 0:50, I must know what it is. please, help me!

[ekoz91]

two steps from hell - moving mountains

[hyldago]

0:51 i think that counts as false advertising... unless IGN put that in there.

[mOnK27640]

@hyldago

hahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhah­ahahahahahahhahah :)

[MasterKiraX]

This is amazing! People who hate Twilight can finally come together and rightfully mock an easy target. Someone please explain why people even like this stuff? It's shirtless guys, available online, the story sucks, it makes no sense, Bella is shallow as fuck, only wanting Edward for sex, leading on every guy she can, what a stupid bitch. It blows my mind how many people went to see this and said it was good, what a total load! Twilight fans, shut the fuck up, I wanna see Bella crucified.

[stickman8211]

yeah on at the movies lat week they both said see it for twilight and skip it for blind side would you pay 10 dollars to so to people take there shirts off or look at pictures on the internet for free

[TheonlyNiyrulegend]

Hmm...; We all Know Blade would win this!!

[CorruptedNation]

@TheonlyNiyrulegend

Wha..? Everyone knows The Count would win!

[TheonlyNiyrulegend]

yeah, now that I think about it

Count *pulls out a gun*: " Let me count how many bullet I put into you! Ah ah ah!"

*bang* "One!" *bang* "Two!" *bang* "Three!"

[B4cKuP01]

you want me to rub your butt? xDD 5*

[MetamorphomisK]

1:00 LMFAO

[headbangzorz]

sand nigger= iraqi

[gapanlilio33]

Van hElsiNG? BLADE FTW

[Lethal0VeNoM]

dead edward at 1:29 lol

TEAM JACOB! XD

[sumthang678]

Blade > Vampires

[RaiderHater729]

People that like these gay fucking movies are the stupidest people in the world. Besides sand niggers that is....

[jessetimms]

is a sand nigger like a bush maori??

[Johnnycrazy18]

You want me to rub your butt!?

[ZantoriYamato]

lolz

whats the song starting at :50?

[SolitudeAsksNothing]

what is that epic music that starts at 0:50?!

[XmetalmikeXx]

This movie [actual new moon] wasn't that bad. I'm serious. It had a not bad storyline ,great action, and it was really cool with the acting. idk.

[ShiningFlamez]

It made me laugh, thats for sure.

[melissabradarvo]

im a huge twilight fan! i can aprreciate funny shit... but this wasn't that great! Funny or Die did one call Twilight cycles.. Much funnier.. Vamp pax!! thats all im saying!!

[BloodfelX]

If the film was like this it would be better

(f off twilight nerds down rating this comment)

[rekkolvl80]

loooll "u want me to rub your butt?"

[MotownShaker]

that wasnt remotely funny

[Senakujin]

FINALLY.. a good twilight.

[BlackKnightSkye]

......hahahahaha somewhere in the middle it said "From the best series ever written"

I call shinanigans with a side of bullshit.

And funny.

[knl143]

Black20 made this vid. =1

[steffx21]

haha funny ending, "u want me to rub your butt?"

[imDead630]

I wanna see it!

[THenry153]

the funniest thing ive seen in a while!!!

[wickitywack4]

nothing quite like professional editing lol

[brennanww]

people who like this series need to be put down

[berkz24]

i agree

[brom229]

im the most non-human way possible.

[Jeycuasi]

we need to find some middle age inquisitors to torture them

[g00glemast3r]

where the hell was Eric from trueblood? i think that bad ass deserves a spot. (for the record, bill was present.)

[christophercorridon]

nice lovely love how it was put together

[1973thegame]

lol that look good lol

[chetoflep]

lololololol

[TheGovernment101]

lmmfao

[Magiffin]

el you el.

[Honorzeal]

Lol! Epic!

xD

[DoozyJr]

Rofl, Blade wins the bitch.

[obsleet]

Epic twilight pwnage here. I soo approve.

[H4L0K1LL4]

this was a combination of LOL and WTF!

[reecester2k8]

PMSL :') BLLADDEE :D

[Nintend0Master]

lmao

[tacomoleman]

what movie is 1:32 from???

[rayflyhigh]

LMAO ign u guys rock!

[FuckSimple]

0:38 ee eee... LOL MJ

[KakashiKyle9]

Robert Patterson is fucking ugly...

[brandonchew63]

*Bella switches on the light *

-click-

You want me to rub your butt?

...

LOLOLOLOL!

[TheRobotHell]

1:29 I can never stop laughing.

[twilightsauce]

i usually enjoy twilight spoofs, but i actually didnt laugh at this one : /

[avaster]

wow, this would have been better for a movie, and I would have watched it.

Twilight books suck, it's all Mary Sue with plot holes.

[sneick96]

nice

[TwilightCyrus01]

lol :L

[JupiterJazzjaa2]

NIce editing.

[googledoogle]

1:04 . What the fuck. Thats pretty uncalled for...

[LemonFRomHell]

LOL!!!!

[ninjademon26]

The movie was pretty well made, and i never even liked twilight!

I was curious about watching it, then somehow today i went to a companions house and we ended up going to the movie and I must say, this movie brings the elements of fantasy together really really well.

By far this is actually the first movie in 2009 that wasn't a waste of time. (Opinionated)

[dirtyearny]

lol

[RCGAMER123]

I loled so HARD at the End

"want me to rub you butt"?

[DanTheManFTW]

lol nice xD

[soteromontana2]

0:38 ....michael jackson????

[RCGAMER123]

yup

[soteromontana2]

to be a dumpshit

[Juniorskatesemerica]

Haha you want me to rub your butt.

[readaholic713]

hhahahaha nice

[ReaperSigma777]

lmao!

[CloneBros2874]

LOL

[PRSGF0]

i would watch this movie

[ImBadVeryBad]

lol

[Blu3W4r10Ck]

Hilarious

[RAYNHEART]

not this time thanks :(

[rebel4thecolorbrown]

Wesley Snipes FTW!!!

only he could make this a lot less girly

[mysterymastermind175]

i mean the twilight story not this edit

[mysterymastermind175]

this looks like crap.

[JinkzZ96]

fail

[sturmgeist13]

GAY!

[DarkGaiaFiend]

WTF

[TheTheomachable]

That was properly funny , muppets rule.

[itsPudgeRUN]

hahah

[stepaniss]

blade would own them all

[shurwam]

ooooo im not sure about that

[leowings]

Can someone tell me soundtrack this song???

[slimshadythe11]

thats the true blackbuster movie

[xXTlmberWolfXx]

Finally a version of twilight that does not suck ass

[MojoSmelz]

film sucked balls man-good editing in the edward vs.blade though blade is always gonna win!

[MrPbodii]

TEAM CHRISTOPHER LEE!!

[TheExplodingcake]

LQTM

Best Book Series ever Written my ass

[Moonface00z]

LOL DYSON IS NAKED ... I SAW HiS PENIS OVER THE uncensored trailer

[gantz001]

fuck twilight

[NationalAce77]

lmfao

[squirrelkiller40]

LMAO....Twilght sucks more than a Dyson

[TheDM75]

LMFAO

yeah Twilight SUCKS balls

[didondio]

twilight is SHIT

[ktm5194]

best book series ever written? LOL!!!!!!!

[jczialcita]

LOL at michael jackson

[iHateCarolinee]

Lol at Bella vommiting xD

[B4cKuP01]

hahahhahhahahah the count xDD

[ORCandHUMANs]

haha... Twilight is so bad....

[seijuruhiko]

I would pay to wait a minute i would KILL to watch blade kill that vampire fagot.

[neolitz]

fukin awesome lolololooololol

[RadovanEdmond]

whats the song ?

[hank11234]

I love how they show a shot of rob patinson in harry potter 4 when hes not even edward

[manvaey]

wow blade vs faggot vegetarian vampire edward:Dnice

[Crackalakin47]

FUCKING FUNNY "you want me to rub your butt" classic

[izzytheisrael]

This looks like it would be better than the real Twilight.

[andribesti]

@izzytheisrael  Indeed

[scartillery]

EPIC WIN

[Sangfroidation]

LOL GOOD STUFF

[enuvune]

holy shit the new twilight looks amazing!

[Rakimacerrr]

I absolutely hate Twilight how is it possible to like it, it isnt a vampire film its full of faggots

[TheWalkthroughDude]

totally agreed

[xXHarbingerofDeathXx]

Most hilarious part was when she vomitted, lololololololololololololololo­l!

[pittster57]

Yeah!!!! Take that Twilight. Anime came out way before your lame book series did. lol

[STARPHROST]

WOW!! this movie is more epic than I thought....am definitely gonna see it now LMAO

[shanobie7]

LMFAO , i thought this was a college humor skit at 1st...but damn IGN that was 1st class comedy ^^

[GTRsannin]

LOL "you want me to rub your butt"

[lolidestroyallofu]

blade FTW! fagward cullen FTFail

[nuoyaxin]

Now THAT'S a version of Twilight I might want to see.

[taliman007]

ahahhahahah

[tonberry125]

LOl wtf

[iownu92]

WTF, was that Blade?

Lol, "I think I'm gonna puke" *pukes*

The thing is, twilight is so bad that I'd believe most of this was part of the actual movie.

[fullmetalgridlock]

if this was true . . .  id really watch it haha

[Ty4755]

lol if it was a real movie i would so get it

[marcoantoniomirandar]

Ma girl and her friends were goin crazy over this shit. they bought the tickets for NM months before it came out.

[BlazeNarutoShippuden]

real. shit I hope so. I'll pay to see this lol

[xxxdatxxx]

the plot of the new moon is dumb as fuck

[M3T411iC44]

LMAO.

[hyldago]

i bet all the twilight fans who whached this are gona throw a fit and just for that 5 stars.

[iEras3di]

LOL!

[XXR3LLiKXX]

@5b

u trip me the fuck out man, ur one dumb sonuvabitch

[outlawkelb]

LOL its blade

[99emmanuel]

hahahhahahah!

[GreenCAT82]

lol

[jaca1]

Million stars epic win victory great

[TheFireDragonGod]

NOW THIS IS A VAMPIRE MOVIE

[FunnyGlitcher]

This is the only occasion I'm happy not having a GF, nobody is going to force me to watch this piece of crap!

[poxmuppet]

should be happy all the time about not havin a girlfriend. cant fuckin win either way with em man.

[Kraverick]

Michael Jackson win at 0:38

[5b]

"From the best book series ever written"

Please tell me that's a fucking joke.

This is the second worst right up there with the "Narniya" books.

[frootEpebbles]

of course its a joke, the whole video's a joke dummy

[5b]

lol, posted that before I realized. My bad.

[MMTTSS]

yo good JOB!!

what is that awesome music some1 please tell me

[matorobro0107]

lmfao. gotta show this to those fanatics

[BentGear]

HAHAHA LMAO 5 stars!!!

[deejayedwards]

Im subscribed to IGN, you know, for GAMES. I dont want this gay shit in my inbox thank you.

[gohanRULEZ]

HA!! Take that,Cullen!

[xNOTORIOUSBIGx]

lol blade ftw. "so.......do you wan't me to rub your butt?" LOL

[xthatrandomguy]

Blade just fucked him up

[CHEVINATOR1]

BLADE FTW

[sona294]

hahahahaha

[luger74]

IGN is the new Failblog. fo sho.

[saiyangodbroly26]

i dont care wat ppl comment back 2 me but if u went 2 this movie u are gay...u like old sweety men jizzing all over ur face and u need a life...

[luger74]

LOL

[UltimateHibz]

lol

[Snorney]

ROFL!

[Bulk02]

lol at MJ

New Moon got me laid

[Gamerguy3379]

1:29

LMAO

[peckingforgoodTV]

twilight is sappy teen crap, but it pales in comparrison to this prime example of youtube humor. Bitching about something without adding an once of meaning or depth put in isn't entertainment.

ps: i await your death threats.

[daniel8113]

1:43 is freaking awesome

[GameCritic101]

LOL HEE HEE MICHEAL JACKSON

[MKCrapsters]

hahahah 1:24 adam sandler in his movie - I now pronouce you chuck and larry

[zibeddy]

fuck me that was funny!

[TheShooterlol]

Blade get the serum!lol

[steveincairo]

Vampire robot zombies that are also Nazis would own everyone, including Chuck Norris.

Best mash up of films ever. Too bad Twilight isn't really like this.

[HardRuisu]

Twilight is so overrated anyway...

[llollercoaster]

LOL

[fernando101090]

Alucard powns all