Miracle Whip - "Anthem"

[lolw00tninja]

its like cocaine for your samich!

[deliman]

what sucks is that i actually like miracle whip, but after seeing this shit i don't wanna eat it anymore!

[SeeSarahGo]

"We're not like the others. We won't ever try to be." Um you guys DO realize that you're mimicking mayonnaise, right?

[AmIPoplarYet]

everyone who likes mw can go to hellman.

[MonaRocks09]

this commercial is so fucking cheesy and lame. everytime it comes on I feel like disgusted as hell and i dont even know why

[35thChamber]

miracle whip revolution!

[esoxlee12]

F.You Miracle Whip.

Our Local Walmart was selling your crap in a squeeze bottle for a buck. Not too many takers. Looks like people remembered this $hitty commercial.

[LineRiderPro333]

lololololol miracle whip why are you still playing this on tv its probably the worst commercial i have ever seen

[mance02]

WHAT'S THE SONG CALLED!!!!

[Wattapus]

This is the most pretentious commercial I've seen in a long time.

[corbyz]

I, like Miracle Whip, am my own MIXED UP blend of ONE OF A KIND spices!! Don't try to understand me, OLD MAN!!

[jellychair]

Thats right old man!, we're the edgy, gen X, punk rock mayonnaise and we're not taking shit from anyone!!

[ririckyrickyracoon03]

lol at the end, shes so badass with a jar of mayonaise!

[xschlitzx]

Hello OK Soda.

[endingsociety11]

DIARRHEA

[celestel7x]

wats the name of this song!?!?!?!?!

[isubscribeeveryone2]

@celestel7x High School Hoodlum by The Datsuns

[TamerlanePNR]

Sweet! If I buy miracle whip, I'll be as cool as these people!

[evilsaltine]

You forgot the shot of the guy smearing it on his dick. That would be truly rebellious and unique; I'd buy it.

[driverx241]

"So he designed the marketing campaign around being in your face?"

"Yes."

"What a fucking dumbass."

[mance02]

whats the song called!?

[DianaDee2121]

This commercial is so dumb. Dumb enough to use it as an example of a "bad" commercial for my ad & promotion class.

[Sbaker2593]

rebel mayonnaise: fuck your local condiment, mayo is top boss now

[spratte]

I guess they are saying that hipsters and miracle whip are similar, tasteless, unnecessary, and a danger to your health.

[kidfromredbank]

ha!

[CertainAsTheSun]

MW is actually better for your health than Mayo. They should've made that their new ad campaign instead. But people are avoid healthy alternative products, so maybe that's why they didn't go for that. Shame.

[greenandgold13]

Yeah cuz the difference between 99% fat and 98% is real huge.

[CertainAsTheSun]

You guys are taking this ad wayyy to seriously! I think the folks who made are very aware of how stupid it is. That's why this ad is so hilarious! Bunch of good looking people just dancing around like the product is a reality altering substance, laughing and smiling like there's an inside joke you'll only ever understand if you got mircale whip. THAT'S PURE HILARITY FOLKS! And f!ck you guys who want Miracle Whip to tone down this commercial! LMAO

[c0al]

that is the dilemma of the commercial: how best will i improve my self image? is this ad secretly a work of genius and by becoming a whipster i in turn will be a step ahead of the game? or can i pass it off as liking it ironically assuming their new campaign is dead serious and reap the benefits when the rest of the whipster scene emerges? or should i stay another step ahead and stay a mayo fan by being the anti-anti-hipster and laughing when the whipster crowd comes about?

[CertainAsTheSun]

I say get with the times and try to catch up with the Whipper Snappers! :p

[pauladanceluv]

what is the background song? its pretty cool.

[ThaCoreythaOne]

@pauladanceluv What part of the song is cool? The sloppy drum beat, the generic chord progression, or the shitty effects on the guitar?

[JutbergHD]

Remember when people used to rebel against war and genocide? Now we're expected to raise our flags against bland egg based condiments? What the fuck were you thinking?

[cyeh3]

why is the audio quality so bad?

[lattemonet]

I HAAAAATE THIS COMMERCIAL!!! LOL! This guy's voice is so annoying!

[YouAreHereNow]

I agree. It's funny though that they dance in most of these commercials.

[YellowFevur]

I feel too embarrassed for everyone involved to even make fun of this.

[lovesipeels]

miracle whip now selling by the case at urban outfitters, kiddies! soon in coordinated plaid and fluorescent labels to match our new line of hats and ray bans; look for the miracle whip fixie just in time for christmas, dont forget to tell mom and dad! you are an individual! you are a precious snowflake! you are a miracle whip!

[vw77]

If TV tells you it's cool, it must be cool!

[CurbyourEnthusiasmyo]

lamest attempt ever. everything about this commercial annoys me. in the words of Steven Colbert, FUCK YOU MIRACLE WHIP. Helmans was 10x better before you ass munchers fell flat on your ass munching faces and released this commercial.

[dtobin123]

So this is how grandma became a prostitute?

[horsesflu]

In the ultra hip version, that chick at the end gets it in her rear with nothing but miracle whip to help it in

[mrmetaldottk]

WTF? It's mayo, not hair dye

[QwertySkill]

Miracle Whip changed my life. It cured my cancer, works for me, and even got me married.

[NoMercyJustCruelty]

Annoying prick announcer. Deserves to be beaten with a ladle of mayo.

[lindenbranch]

I saw this elsewhere and thought it just an elaborate and well funded exercise in irony. At least you've dispelled that notion.

[Jrader80]

Molotov Cocktails and Miracal Whip Sandwiches.

In your next commercial please include fixed gear bikes, middle fingers, death metal, cocaine, and men making out with each other. Oh, and change your name to CCCP Whip.

[thibaulthalpern]

WHO IS the voice-actor this commercial?

His voice is very flat.

[JETSETRADI00]

this commercial is bad and you should feel bad.

[madoffler]

Fire whatever backwards ass ad-agency convinced you this was a good idea.

[rcodyf]

this is garbage. whoever made this should exit the human race immediately.

[rcodyf]

fuck yea son, kick it over!!! victory for the proletariat!!! eat the rich with a side of miracle whip!!!!!!!!! WE WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN

[cyclove0]

Yeah, my Dad wanted to put mayo on my sandwich and I said, "F**k You, man! You don't understand me or my taste buds! You gotta a helluva lot to learn about Rock and Roll!" Then me and Miracle Whip started a revolution!

[heyromantic]

Miracle Whip,

Consumers are not idiots. Who the hell did you intend to market this to? Obviously, the people you're trying to market to can see right through this fuckery. They probably shop at Whole Foods for their condiments or make their own. Try another market.

P.S. Miracle Whip tastes like dog shit.

[paperclipbaby]

I make my own... and sometimes add olive oil, apple juice and mint...

[BaronVonLichtenstein]

Rebel with maonaise. It's official, we are a culture incapable of embarrassment. Is it effective? With the ADD generation, probably. Madison Ave is psychotic.

[digitalwasabi2]

by the way, I LOVE that new hip trendy logo that's been around since world war 2. I can't say enuf bad about this idiotic commercial.

[digitalwasabi2]

miracle whip is about as cool, hip and rebellious as athlete's foot powder.

I can't believe some agency got paid to come up with this crap. do they really think people are that stupid?

[Zim1667]

What song is this? I've been trying to figure it out :/

[closedroute93]

wahts the song in the backround, near the end?

[tutonme]

Whip Nation WOOOOOOT!

[omcp]

THIS IS POOP

[mrb5169000]

Miracle Whip - The official mayonaise of Williamsburg Brooklyn

[sweetwaaasabi]

come on. Miracle whip is no "miracle". It's damn eggs and oil. these people can calm down.

[cutegirl581]

I actually like some of the quotes that are used in here, if it wasn't about Miracle Whip...I'd really like this commercial.

[Jessika53]

thanks you're the only one that agrees witrh me! :)

[mistertug]

stop it with this shit. heads should roll. you basically hired an ad company that stole your money and made you all look like assholes. sell your company to the Chinese and get the fuck out of here.

[smaru486]

i got laid cause i used miracle whip.

[dmanjdb]

I hope this is a satire.

[brodrock]

This is a horrible, horrible ad. Certainly the worst I've seen this year... Cringe-inducing at *least*.

[lancasterII]

As with my prior comment on your recent ad campaign (and I really hope you ppl at Kraft read these), all I can say is: PURE GARBAGE. If you sell even ONE jar extra of Miracle Whip because of this ad campaign, that itself will DEFINITELY put the MIRACLE in your product.

[KhaosRJA]

Fire your whole advertising team. Seriously. Hellmans is trying to get people to do some economically and enviromentally reponsible crap and and you guys are trying to make mayo seem like the food of the rebellion? As a guy in his 20s who couldn't give less of a shit about the enviroment or whatever Hellmans is going on about, the demographic this seems to be aimed at, I have to say this is the dumbest shit I have ever seen. Both your ads fail, yours just fails a hell of alot harder.