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  • lucky bastards teacher goes like so where is your homework? sorry the locust ate it :<

  • I need a flamethrower

  • Locust! Get a frag in there!!!

  • 1:18

    Locust: "Oh yeah, don't stop..."

  • cant ya set up a net or sonic sounds to capture them for food?

  • So when a lot of them are in one place their brains biologically change to focus on the destruction of everything around them. Reminds me of policemen.

  • They need a light mass bomb!

  • wth am i watching this. . . bugs scare the shit out of me. . .

  • ZEEEEEEEERRRGGG RUUUUUUSHHH

  • @DrMetallicaMD BRING UP THE TANKS!!!! BRING UP THE TANKS!!!!!!!!

  • Fuck that... I'm grabbing my flamethrower.

  • GET THE FLAME THROWERS!

  • Thumps up if you come here from Machine heads song

  • @giorgosrom0 mothafucka i came here because of the song... Machine Head Is The SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ewwwwwwwwww he had bugs all over him!

  • poor little bug!

  • This is what John the baptist (peace be upon him) ate for food.

  • Suffer unto the locust \m/

  • I have a huge fear of locust, and grasshoppers...

  • DOWN THEY COME THE SWARM OF LOCUSTS SKIES ABOVE CONVERGE TO CHOKE US FEAST ON SOULS, CONSUME THE HARVEST YOUNG AND OLD SUFFER UNTO THE LOCUST -::-::•-

  • MACHINE HEAD

  • DOM!! incoming locust

  • Unto The Locust

  • @DisposableHeros423 Machine Head!

    

  • this guy is a madman!

  • @tkofwar I like your style

  • flame thrower ought to do the trick!

  • @daveykeez duude that's exactly what i thought...burn all those motherfuckers.

  • Um...Bug Spray?

  • @ jaylove - wishful thinking... I would love to do that but all you would kill is Maby 1 million. In a swarm, that really wouldn't do shit

  • honey get the flame thrower, im killing some locusts

  • Locust: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

  • wow locusts are just grass hoppers that want to be gangsta LOL

  • whoo hoo zerg rush

  • They can actually cover 460 sqaure miles o_O

  • this made my foot itchy

  • i hate Locusts

    if you hate them to thumbs up

  • hes jerkin that thing off!!

  • vvvv LOL

  • This reminds me of the Zerg from Starcraft...

    "FOR THE SWARM!!!"

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  • I heard that in some African countries locusts are a delicacy. So why was the locust plague in 1988 in Africa considered a problem for those that were already starving? Why didn't they just eat them.... It's not like it's "bizarre" in their culture.

  • @xxdirectorxx Probably can't live off locusts

  • i'd like to be the locust in front of all this

  • my bearded dragon would handle em!! :P

  • Bear Grylls?

  • They're all over you!!!

  • Famine? That's like saying there's a Chicken swarm. Uh, hello. EAT THE LOCUSTS!

  • This guy gives locusts hand jobs!

  • Dude, you are making him one hot grasshopper!!!

  • a lighter and fly spray. simple.

  • @HardRemixx

    i liked ur idea but then i thought, whathappens when there burning and fly directly into you....ud B skrewed

  • Oh my god, there's OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!1

  • Thats not a leg...! Oh.. Too late :|

  • Lets just extinct these muthafukers!

  • 2:25 in: I thought he was gonna eat him for a second...

  • Oh my god. Ew.

  • Live for the Swarm!!!

  • -hoschnvdo well true dat im in mrs. rouse's class and need 2 do a paragraph on this

  • this is my homework assignment............... a paragraph on this

  • this is my homework assignment............... a paragraph on this

  • lol quit molesting that poor locust mr. scientist. :)

  • i want to go in a locus swarm with protective gear layers of clothing and a really big helmet of some sort. All accompanied with a flame thrower ahh what that would be like

  • @uomealot3  wow that would the funnest shit of my life

  • AAAH HE HAS THEM ALL OVER!

  • If I was in that scenario I would make a homemade flame thrower.. and burn them all! Watch as little flicks of burning insects flies everywhere and then set myself on fire!

  • @mykovn they prob land on you your house the trees and take everything with them O_O

  • I wonder if there are any ants from this documentary.

  • o shit get the cog!!!

  • BRING OUT THE FLAME THROWERS BOYS!!

  • Everytime someone brings up "God" or the "Bible" there's always non

    believers putting their two cents in to try to rile the believers. 

    Why don't you find something better to do with your time.

  • I can see how God Torchured he egyptsion king with these creatures nothing worked against him untill god killed his first born child... see what happends since he never let the christians pass?

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  • I live in easter L.A.County, California, and we have locusts [called "bird grasshoppers", aka "Schistocerca", the scientific name], here in USA.

    While generall veyr large as adults, as big as a 20 oz to 1 liter Coke bottle!-they of course vary when you see thyem depending on how mold. Right nopw we have the nymphs, which saves people a lot of uh, doing their own jumping back [I sometimes see these younguns on bushes.]

  • In the book of Revalations from the Bible the writer saw a vision of what he said looked like giant locust. Then go see an apache helicoptor from the front and it looks just like a locust.

  • I HATE THESE THINGS AND OTHER FLYING BASTARDS!

  • 2:00 - 2:12

    Wow thats a goddamn shape shifter right there. What the hell are you searching for UFO hunters?

    Man that thing is like EEEEAAAAAAAAAAA KILL THE SINNERS

  • i accadently hit one with my foot and that thing fucking screamed like hell

  • @linkinparklyrics1 If you were that small, it would hurt too. you probably

    did it on purpose.

  • woww there ugly

  • this happened in bible

  • only one thing to do if they get to high in population 100 guys and 100 flamethrowers

  • Interesting how they hit all of the MUSLIM countries isn't it..... Awe yeah, I agree, LOCUSTS are FAGGOTS.

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  • Locusts are faggets.

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  • @777jackpot1 why is it when someone doesn't like something now, it's gay?

    no I'm not gay but not that there's anything wrong with it

    man, some young people are a trip

  • @MrElectrician59 Hahaha im just kiddin.

  • @777jackpot1 I saw a locust here in Florida, as long as there's not a swarm of

    them, it's okay.

  • @MrElectrician59 I live in fl too.

  • @MrElectrician59 Dude me too i live in south florida and i saw a fucking huge smushed locust in the street when i was outside

  • @Anthonywow1353  I didn't think they were here until I saw that one

  • Famine? Why don't eat the locust D:?

  • kill it with fire

  • They should try some of those heat/pain-gun machines that the military is testing. Those guns could be mounted on trucks and chase the swarms burning them out of the sky by the hundreds of millions.

  • Thats what Moses saw!

  • destruction rains from the heavens!

  • one of god sign when in moses day and Australia are getting them they are getting more worse within 75 years

  • OMG ZERG ATTACK!!

  • Why did god created them?

  • @BGMLV he's a prick?

  • @BGMLV cuz god loves using them for plagues. look at exodus and revelation.

  • @BGMLV just research how they naturally evolved and you may actually understand instead of constantly being confused by comic books like the bible

  • nuking the shit outta these plague will solve it. :)

  • Holy tits, should this occur in Aussie Land, i would get into a bus, and modify it like the Dawn of the Dead movie, and just have flame throwers and BBQ tins firing up left and right.

    I would even modify some grenades to explode with bug spray!

  • aghh im scared !

  • wow...

    and Yahweh send those on egypt....

  • lol hes forcibly molesting the locust

  • Flying grasshopper! 

  • woah woah woah.. so locus and grass hopper are the same thing? o.o?

  • They mus be EXTERMINATED

  • @Firespectrum122

    No, they are feeders for some wild animals. They are needed.

  • @nicolevins That was a joke.

  • they are so fun to smash :)

  • geez im scared of these..things. my bro was in croatia, some of these shittys are as big as a small plate (20cm) O.o

  • The Real Weapon of Mass Destruction.

  • So locusts are basicly ment to destroy in large groups how nice lmfao

  • If i seen them i'd stick my hand out and grab some for my praying Mantis

  • They're all,

    "ROOOOAD TRIIIIIIIIIIIP!"

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  • I Locust! Fack to you!

  • Fuck you, grasshoper.

  • Dude do this bitches attack human?

  • @TheMotorhead268 Only when there is no more forest :P just kidding they are veggetarian ;)

  • hmmmmm.... the army should send a bunch to Iraq...

  • jeeeeez atleast swarm a walmart....leave the africans alone.

  • i second the flamethrower, it wood be soooo much fun to just throw a grenade in the air at a bunch of them and just watch it explode

  • I would puke,shiver,and wish I die,Theyre so disgusting x(

  • Hey that's exactly what humans do!!!!!!

  • they are predicting grasshopper swarms in Montana this summer..... YUCK!!!

  • ugly badass and dangerous

    i bet a 5 foot cockroach could kill a tiger

  • daaaamn!

  • mine reptile loves to eat those things :p its a party for him @ this place

  • Bear Grylls will take it all

  • Problem soved:

    Turn them into a food source.

    Just mush them up to a paste

    Add spices and presto!

    The asians eat them.

    High protein, it doesn't take much to get them, just some type of net.

    They fly right in....

    It would feed alot of people.

  • nice idea, but you would be severely malnourished. That's why asian people only consider them as a snack.

  • @blackphonetic1 true dat asians eat alot of bugs cause they have protein

  • Holy shit!

  • y did they travel west when there was like shit loads of vegetation to the south?

  • cause their dumb ass bugs

    they dont have maps

  • WELL THEN SUMONE SHHUD USE A

    like a TORCH GUN

    firebat ftw

  • yeah monsters........just like in the movie Exorcist 2.  It was mentioned and shown there also....grasshopper leg rubs, etc........and then horrible swarms and destruction...... Demonized locusts.

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  • omfg this would be great money!!!!!!!!!!!! catch em all put em in box's nd sell em to exotic pet shops! damn ima be there next time

  • we should all take our lizards there it'd be great fun

  • LOL man that guy is creepy why have to look deep in to the camera freaking me out runs through window.

  • dom this is roger come help me and we might be able to save maria marcus stop humpin my leg im no locust

  • that man is feckin mental lol

  • Why? When God tells them to, they swarm.

  • man ur fuckin retard

  • wheres marcus and Dom?

  • Dude quit caressing his leg you perv!! haha jk

  • omg we need the cog army to fight them now and y do the locust say star wars in gears of war?

  • I just wanna take a flamethrower and burn a sky full of them buggers.

  • same with me i just wanna flame them or get a grav hammer and kill em all lol

  • why are you scared of them?

  • im fucking scerd of them!!!

  • Burn them down!

  • One time I had sex with myself. How is that even possible??

  • u chop of the dick and put it in the ass

  • once one of them went on up my nose i could fell it in there it was weird o_O

  • god daym there ugly

  • OMG locust ON HIM! 2:17

  • Remind me of a movie "The day that earth stood still".

  • I'm scared of these shits

  • @Izoto593

    I hand feed my chameleon with these babies.

  • so really its like they're clostrophobic lol

  • 2:17 >.>

  • cool,

    what show/season was this episode from?

  • yeah man crikey!!!

  • omg the locusts are already here dang i guess we need the cog when they get to the us

  • dude thats funny lol

  • Wow! o_0

  • i hate thos things scary

  • fuck thats kinda C00L theyre kind of pretty i like the color

  • sorry i meant to erase "pretty" and just keep beautiful X_x wo0pzZ

  • theyre kind of pretty beautiful

    i like the color :)

  • i think they need to go to china so Chinese can cover em in chocolate and sell em... i guarantee locusts will stop fkin bothering

  • whoo hooo,

  • Crikey. That's amazing.

  • Ew, scary.

    Do they bite or sting?

    If they don't, I'd like to try and hold one.

    x3