Human Traffic - Cab Scene

[Romulus123]

How old was Dyer here? He certainly looks younger than 23.

[PaddyPA]

CYA LATER ON PETE! No one gives a fuckabaaatcha! CHH CHH, PUWW!

[86scoogie]

People stating the film is rubbish....ok to make it alot better for you,, swallow 2 e tabs and listen to some trance music or watch this film,,,,then let me know what you think the week after! :) :)

[viktord1]

you know what i mean oh my dear? hahaha

[skimam]

British accent is most killing thing on the whole foockeen world

[ravernelly]

Built like a brick shit house, ugly as fack! Peter facking Andre!! hahahaha

[EziixPked]

"ure havin a laugh ain't ya? naaahhh, oh no that'd be like huffin a cream cake whole without yet touchin the sides"

[Karpacjanos]

''You can`t just kill him, that would be rude. '' That just fucked me up :D

[lrb662003]

Why do people think Danny Dyer is good in this? He's awful and very unnatural in front of the camera and as for the film, it's one of the worst I've seen.

[wahay45]

@lrb662003 its a film made for people that have been there and done it. if youve never been a part of this culture then youre always gonna hate this film

[lrb662003]

@wahay45 I've been a part of the culture, I just think it is generally a bad film, just my opinion.

[dougy937]

@lrb662003 nahhh u play bowls n bingo

[lrb662003]

@dougy937 and when I'm feeling really crazy I even play dominoes.

[Andygb78]

Do the Travis

[InfamousMedia]

@themisterytour thank you for figuring that bit out! im american i do pretty well with english accents but that confused the fuck outta me 

[LeahT13]

well that was horrible.

[RobbieJess2579]

Love the way he slams the back of the drivers seat as he's just blown Andre away. LOL

[lathesius]

"ugly fucke.... PETER ANDRE!"

[MistaMase102]

im embarrassed to say this is exactly what im like after taking any kind of snortable drug. its why i regret everything i say and do the day afterwards.

[applecrumping33]

such a TRUE performance.. haha i luv this scene. i love how he says "...peter andre...yeah..(the 'yeah' has the tone of a mini celebration that he managed to recall his memory)"LOL

[TheMisterytour]

great scene funny as fuck. wire coat hanger down the japs eye. then the way he swings his arm as he says yeah realy fuckin hurt the geezer.

i would imagine that would be slightly uncomfortable

[jmcaspurn]

cya later on pete ! no one gives a fuck about you

[BingobONGOyesyo]

Love danny Love Man City

[AbstractDogWillBite]

6 people can only relate to Justin Bieber music.

[tomi4m10]

6 peters andre...

[LfcRedMdmaHead]

Defo his best role, before he turned a complete gobshite!!

[Testostrone250]

wanna badge? xx

[TheDylanvarrow]

Such a fuck in good scene, taxi driver -3 6 people like Justin beiber

[MegaNils1]

best scene ever!! love that movie.

[AndySlight1]

The best acting Danny Dyer has ever done

[djemmab]

loooooooooooooooove it.... 

[simonking195]

the definition of chatting shit on pills!!

[Testostrone250]

@simonking195 hes on powder you muppit!

[simonking195]

@Testostrone250 who you calling muppet you cunt. ive done plenty of both and can say I turn like this on both pills n sniff

[DjNicksy85]

classic scene

[MarkPage01]

@215WEApON

It's "torture", not "talk" to him. That's classic.

[murphy341]

danny dyers best role!

[lionhart3001]

i remember whizzin my tits off in a taxi back in the day.....

[Alcrackdajokes]

@lionhart3001 HAHA that was a main part of the nyt, before hittin the arches, double dunter windmills, rippin oot ma dung garter! givin it yeha like the driver gave a fuk ha, wish a cid go bak and do it all again!

[215WEApON]

I believe it to be quite rude not to talk to talk to him first, do u kno what I mean now my dear......CLASSIC!

[BN3Sketman]

@215WEApON lol what?!!

[JayKay730i]

See ya later on Pete, no-one gives a fuck about chya....... Classic! Love the film

[TjtheTrapper]

bra-vo

[18andreab]

Wonder has Peter Andre seen this and if so, what he thinks.....??

[slick32]

one of the funniest films back in the day,anyone involved in the club scene knew a moff.

[Storming1090]

Munted off his fuckin nuts lol  Best movie

[MrBeezman]

Can so relate to this scene, buzzin off my nutz talkin shit to cab drivers lol

[JJjjani]

UGLY FUCK

[18andreab]

@JJjjani How very dare you insult the very very very lovely Danny Dyer...

[SafeAzFuck]

blud is buzzin innit!!

[QueenofYuma1]

I've seen the film I've seen it a few times I've never seen it performed however as badly as you portray it, don't bug me again dip.

[NinjaLocc]

Moff = A mix of Begbie and Sickboy lol

[guitar19904]

@NinjaLocc

Begbie was a fucking cunt

[2010RAVER2010]

if any1 hasn't seen the remixed version for this film i uploaded a vid of all the different scenes. check it :)

[nintendowii2k8]

fuckin legend!! beast

[QueenofYuma1]

your an idiot

[Pendor42]

@QueenofYuma1 and you've never seen the film

[HebrewHammers415]

that'd be like havin a cream cake whole without touchin the sides...know wat i mean?

[GlasgowCelticPat1888]

danny dyers greatest moment.

[GlasgowCelticPat1888]

@GlasgowCelticPat1888 shame nowadays someone would be saying this in the back of a cab about danny dyer

[ReeceBedford]

Imagine doing the 'Travis'! :-)

[kmp3000]

Peeta fackin andre. Electrodes on the testicles. lol

[hanson666999]

HAHAHA

[ctrlaltdelmaster]

guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurning

[bl4desm4n]

Thumb screws instantly spring to mind....! Class

[DJMKN93]

Danny Dyer = Legend!

[urbanrootz]

One of the funniest scenes I've ever seen in a film.

[caliguy92]

He's speaking English, yet I can barely understand him...

[HollyoaksGirlx69x]

@caliguy92 Why can't you understand him? I understand him perfectly :) and love this film by the way :D

[georgiagrace89]

could watch it again and again and still crack up each time seriously funny shit

[YoungNasty101]

see ya l8er on pete no 1 gives a fuck abat ya!!!!

[f1sh3rman]

haha hes of his rocker

[farang82]

one of my favorite scenes in one of my favorite films

sux 2 be peter andre, haha

[BigWilki123321]

LMFAO!

[danpayne118]

most people dont realise they were acting so well cos when they filmed it they actually were off their tits

[ShnuckFuckle]

wat so the cabbie was drink driving through centre of london then.....

[danpayne118]

nah obviously not the cabbie i mean the actors

[infinitepossibility]

"Yeah, fucking good film though mate, innit eh? Corr.'

[Dilupist1]

'couldnt just shoot him first though mate, avin a laugh aint ya...u know what I mean though mate do ya?' lol

[hoobletoodle]

Classic danny dyer and has to be one of the best scenes in human traffic!

It's amazing how fast the years fly by..

[xcutiexpiex1]

haha :)

[moore30828]

pure brilliance danny dyer should of made it massive in hollywood after this film his performance proves that easlily

[northernsoul44]

Ha ha speeding !! oh the memories !! I remember the clown hands not being able to em in your pockets,  waving em around.

[pengbeast69]

hahaha, he's fucked on speed lol "thumb screws instantly spring to mind." loooool

[ThePolkovnik]

"A wire coat 'anger down the Jap's eye!"

[amideos]

i think it was a good sniff!:D

[TheDawnyb11]

djthedawn...uk. djsmurfie. nice 1haha, a comment well spoken true brit style......

[amski5583]

peter fucking andre now he has re surfaced you can really connect with this scene see ya later pete

[TheDonCon]

@amski5583

lool

[anerce]

maybe he had some bad sausages

watch?v=aWtDMRX9skw

[ziggazaggy]

That's funny :)

[helicoptered]

wire coat hanger down the japs eye hahahahaha

[HioPojac]

@helicoptered He says a wire coat hanger down the backside, not the Japs eye

[helicoptered]

@HioPojac He says; "Yeah yer, a fucking er, wire coat hanger down the japs eye - do you know whatta mean, really fucking hurt the geezah, doya na a mean!" Play it again and listen...

[HioPojac]

@HioPojac Yep, I listened again, you're right

[jackwardjw]

@HioPojac Are you thick? He clearly says 'japs eye'. How can you place something 'down the backside'? If anything, it would have to be, 'up the backside'. Danny Dyer really displays his acting skills in this scene.

[HioPojac]

@jackwardjw I haven't thought about it.

You seem pretty knowledgeable in the field - practice makes perfect, as they say.

So being the presence of an expert, I'd defer to your own learned self on the question of placing things up, or down, backsides.

Being from Cork, I find Dwyer's accent hard to understand, so you'll forgive the tin ear, I'm sure. Passion and practice,

[katyspaughton]

LMAO! defo one of the best scenes ever!!! Quality film! :-D

[khalithistle]

danny dyer in one of his most moving and complex early performances, here

[grimeyentertainment]

"see ya later pete, no one gives a fuck about ya"

LMAO

[jenwasverydrunk]

he is so young there. i love him

[anerce]

haha what the hell is a muggy yankee tosser?

No wonder your kind can't speak properly, chances are you're a dropout living with your parents. Do you know the difference between "your" and "you're"? Notice how I used both in the same sentence.. and correctly

[BN3Sketman]

Are you american??

[jimmyhayers]

We also noticed how you missed out several capital letters that should have been present. If you're going to pick people up on these things you should really look at your own writing first... See? It isn't just you who knows how to use them correctly. Fucking pedant.

[hamfish66]

hes only speaking english in a native form. american english is somthing that has existed for the last 2 - 300 hundred years. the english language dates back to germanic barbarian tribes.

[ReverseThisCursex]

peter andre got slued!

[anerce]

what language is that?? other than testicles and fuck i didnt catch any word he said

[MrBrendank]

try listening

[BN3Sketman]

Coz chances are your some muggy yankee tosser!!

[jimmyhayers]

It's English spoken with a cockney accent. He uses several coloquialisms that most people who watch the film would understand, but are obviously beyond you. I suggest you find a book on English dialects and read it if you wish to understand.

[djsmurfie]

He's talking in a London dialect - believe it or not, we actually have different accents AND dialects in this country.

[yogi6000]

best scene in the film fucking brill "wire coat hanger down the jap's eye"

[propagandhigirl]

i agree!! hehe cracks me up every time!!

[CircleofShit]

I've just seen Rise of The Footsoldier and Outlaws, they were fucking great British films as well. Saw Human Traffic years ago, top film.

[sj8h]

FUCCKK  INNG HELL MATE LOL!!!!!!!!

[Craig69er]

"Really fucking hurt the geezer,you know what i mean?" hahahahha

Fucking brilliant film

[cbullen09]

fuck off its best movie of its decade coming out of britain mate.

[BN3Sketman]

i automatically know that me and you will not get along

WANKER!!!!

[KarmaCreations]

and i automatically know your a chat room hyper and i would break your jaw in reality :) but hey i dont have time to waste on people like yourself goodbye

[BN3Sketman]

lololol im a chat room hyper and you know ud break my jaw?? you know all this coz i said that.. fair enough you you see i wouldnt break your jaw you pussy hole cunt id fucking bite your cheek off make sure u remember me... dont reply dont wanna hear ur bullshit mug!

[KarmaCreations]

i replyed and theres not much you can do about it really is there :) so suck ur dead nan an goodnight

[BN3Sketman]

Go suck your dead grandads cock... Then drown in your mums warm discharge.. You furry cunt rag!!

[KarmaCreations]

(yawn)

[BN3Sketman]

Close ur mouth or your dads gonna fuck it!

[KarmaCreations]

(yawn)

[jimmyhayers]

Great movie, great scene.

[bobmarley1000]

See you later on pete! No1 gives a FUCK ABOUT YA

[1iRa]

does anybody knows the title of the track played as moff is masturbating? its not on the soundtrack cd..

[concealedkiller]

fag

[andreeee7]

is anyone who can description upload what did he say ?

[alanpartridge2008]

"wire coat hanger down the japseye" i fuckin' hate Peter fuckin' Andre with a fuckin' passion i'd heat the coat hanger up with a blow torch first and break his toes with a hammer...the TWAT!.second best scene after the star wars one

[woolmunga1000]

i reckon that was all improv lol

[thuglife88888]

fucking gem of a movie!

[Dammage84]

see ya later on pete no1 gives a fuck about ya

[sigbertuccia]

chi mi sa dire qual'è la canzone che c'è verso la fine del film quando moff si fa una sega ed entra la mammina?

[LlortnA]

I could imagine doing the Travis on Peter Andre.

[4Zoot]

We will never sleep! Because sleep is for the weak! And we will never rest! Till we're all fucking dead! Gah!

[kamco75]

no One gives a fuck about ya

[vonrz78]

Great fucking movie!!!

[biny8]

...hey austrain, I agree! I partied in London in the late nineties for nearly three yrs. I miss those days.

[millertime86784]

this reminds me of when i took speed,what a load of pish i must have talked lol,fucking thought this film was amazing,i,ll need to watch it again

[4Zoot]

Speed doesn't have those effects dude; it still remains a powerful stimulant that really only brings insomnia and paranoia.

[nuttyboyricey]

see ya later on pete....no one giuves a fack about cha

[schranz25]

nice one bruva!!!!!:)

[Crutesie10]

NICE WUN BRUV

[Passenger87]

Great acting in this movie. Loved the film.

[izzyhavinalaugh]

brilliant

[xoxchellemccxox]

I Love this film reminds me of the weekends me and my mates used to have before we had kids!!!!

[elitedonk]

SEE YA LATER ON PETE no1 gives a fuck about ya

[elitedonk]

thumb springs instantly sping to mind hahahhaa

[elitedonk]

THUMB SCREWS INSTANTLY SPRING TO MIND

[liamjwolves]

see ya later pete no one gives a fuck about ya

haha

[angrymango90]

i can't believe how funny this is

[SpassMacher2000]

is that a Cardiff accent? I know people from Cardiff and they don't really sound like that.

[Fearghal27]

hes cockney

[JOOMTranceHop]

Cockney Thuggin

[SpassMacher2000]

Moff is the shit

[IgarcoI]

i could only imagine the shit i do be talkin ta taxi drivers on the way home ouv it!:L

[Paskamees]

"right..."

[ukwhite]

coat hanger down the japs eye lol !

[LondonGabbaSquat]

what's his name? ... uuahh .... brittish heart throb ... built like a brick shit house he is .... urr ..ugly fuck ... peater andrey .. peter andrey haha yeah!!!! lmfao

[burt508]

fuckin awesome clip out of an awesome film love it!

[mottythemashhead]

Fuckin quality film!! Peter FUCKIN Andre!! I love this film, makes me laugh everytime.. so close to real life too..

[djryder22]

hahahahahahahahahaha funny shit

[kreisKleiner]

dude this is SO FUNNY!!

5/5

[1582atc]

wire coat anger down the japseye? lol

[jnb888]

the hole u piss out of m8

[domjamtechno]

hes off his hed on speed the best bit is were he ses i blieve b quite rude the emphasis on rude is comicly funny

[finipops]

What the fuck is he on about? hehe

[nitramsenrab2008]

Wire coat hanger down the japseye-brilliant i fucking HATE peter fuckin' andre too

[polly1103]

done enough coke mate. hahaha

[MiDiMaN1984]

Danny Dyers a fuckin legend. Best part of the film for me. And the Starwars conversion of course^^ fuckin top film.

[StuartBelchem]

he is off his nut

[dukkart]

i love being a "pharmer" at the weekend. shit hot film, told it like it was

[reg074]

"see ya later on pete!, no one gives a fuck about ya!!!"