Fatal Deviation (1/8)

[vaguelyreptilian]

What martial art did this guy study that encourages opening a fight with a ball-kick?

[LPZAC]

@Barry10095 Seriously man calm down,he didn't say that it used to be called st.claudes.

And I don't understand how his comment proves that he's gay.



[KenFan4life]

well shit.... at least the dude had some emotion and what not to his flick... no matter how random

[DjembeDjam]

The rock doesn't break the lock. It unlocks it. In Ireland, rocks are keys.

[trollfinger]

@DjembeDjam

Here in Ireland, rocks can be used for many things. As keys, footballs, kites. The real trendy kids are sporting those limestone sneakers. Lucky boys.

[bobasobobaso]

i DO NOT want the 90 minutes of my life back!

[Wolfdorf]

Cracked.com rules

Vandame Poster...

[Wolfdorf]

Cracked.com rules



[seriousguynogames3]

Is this happening to you?

[f0ggy92]

he confronts the two fellas for threatening to knock the womans tower and then kicks him through it haha bit pointless.

[dracnor290]

is this taking the piss or are they serious?

[Skac01]

@dracnor290 dead serious.

[BobDylansNumber1Fan]

How does 8/8 have more views than 1/8..=) must be a good ending..=D

[hanchiman]

Crack brought me here, aside from what the article wrote, I didn't realised how many "wtf?" moment there was just in 5 min of this "movie"...

If Jacky Chan was given the chance to direct Emmerdale but thought it was an action movie due to miscommunication, the result would probably be Fatal Deviation.

[stethebee]

LOL

[carloman1]

this is my dads friends found this because i was in the pub in trim drinking with them last night....badasses

[Ayrveda]

This movie is in a league of its own.

[FireDragonKaryu]

Hang on, he went to the supermarket for food, kicked a guy through a stack of toilet paper and then left WITHOUT his stuff.

I guess the fight put him off eating?

[joshbotnik]

Thumbs up if you came here because of Obscurus Lupa!

[PachoVila]

@joshbotnik

Thumbs up if you're here because of Cracked.

[stradhex]

@PachoVila you got me on that one!!!

[JontieDesario]

VVVVVVVRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMM, bus flattens him at 1.30. End

[zeldafanboy345]

"I need to discover what happened to my father" Ugh, Final Sacrifice flashbacks!

[JCaesar11]

You see you don't need a penthouse apartment on 5th avenue or a mansion in the hamptons to run an international crime cartel, a dilapidated caravan with a septic tank and satellite phone will suffice.

[TheGalacticEmperor]

5:38 The godfather of the countryside.

[seanreillyireland]

Shit, this is hilarious. The littler store badass went to school with me: nice guy.

[seanreillyireland]

I'm looking forward to this!

[batosai370]

I wish I could find the soundtrack to this priceless gem! Especially the training music...I'd troll my gf by having that on an endless loop.

[RobotsAteMyArms]

I love how in the grocery store, the woman mentions how she just finished stacking that product and didn't want the guys knocking it over. So the "hero" kicks a guy through it, effectively knocking them all over and just walks away. Way to be just as douchey as they are.

[beastatlay]

The fact that he has a pagga in fucking Londis of all places is utterly priceless.

Having said that, outside of Dublin there aren't many Asian shops (which would usually be required in a martial arts movie) to smash up in the course of a fight with three or four baddies while the owner goes "No, no, nod my shob!" in the background.

[ballyduffboyo]

The trailer was copyrighted

Ny1 notice the dark knight music in it

[Barry10095]

Liamc98 your so gay, you can only be in first year max, the boyne was never called dat, it used to be the brothers. You think your so great cos u moved you moved up to secondery school but really no1 gives a shit

[dariusbilc]

i had the best time of my life watching this movie.Thanks Cracked!

[liamc98]

i go to "st claudes reform school" which is actually called the boyne community school

[manuriga1]

This should get the oscar for the worst movie ever

[MossyKong]

@manuriga1 Trolls 2 will have some mighty fierce say about that.

[batosai370]

@MossyKong Troll 2 is bad, and along with The Room, Mortal Kombat 2, Silent Nigh Deadly Night 2, and Hard Gun, it comes very close to taking top spot for the worst movie ever...but nothing has ever sucked this hard in the history of cinema! This movie is so bad it's good, and then it goes too far and becomes bad again, and then good again, and so on and so forth. Plus, it's perfect for drinking games!

[KillaFundie44]

@batosai370

Try Pocket Ninjas. This movie can't be as bad as that one. At least this has a plot or some what of one.

[loopbags]

@manuriga1 Haha, that'd be more like receiving a Razzie.

[M1Healy]

oh my god this is so bad hahahahaha

[cailinmaithdeas]

HA HA HA HA HA....That has to be a piss take...... Total Disaster... LMFAO.... and yes he hes changed his name .... No longer Bennett, now pronounced Benné (french) .. Very similar to and english sit-com called Keeping up apperancses, it's Buckét not Bucket......lmao.... He's come along way since his days as laggie in Turmec Teo.... (shoulda stuck to his day job)

[Jackiechan39]

@cailinmaithdeas Lol, I would have changed my name too!!

[cailinmaithdeas]

@Jackiechan39 different name, same dude ..lmao...... I remember when this was being filmed and it was going to be "the next big thing" lol.... that went fairly arse up :)

[StrangeFolkFilms]

anyone know the name of the song at the start?

[M1thotyn]

"Jimmy seems to do most things because he thought they were cool when he was eight and hasn't thought again since. He shouts "WAPOW!" during fights, believes an extreme martial-arts-training-montage is pushups and strikes a "Crossed arms dual pistol Chow Yun Fat" pose only to individually sight down and fire each pistol in turn. It's less Van Damme than I Am Sam, to the point where you feel kind of bad for making fun of him." - Funny review. This movie is teh ass barf!

[M1thotyn]

roflmao

[SeamusMuldoon]

I assume the lead character has moved onto bigger and better things in Hollywood?

[jonnyu2]

@SeamusMuldoon I heard hes in LA and that hes changed his name to sound more French or....Belgian?

[TrueNegro]

do irish people look like the main character normally

[gypsy94mc]

@TrueNegro no.....no they dont.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Craggy Island has a film production company, I see.

[TrueNegro]

really a cracking film

[TwoCows23]

The grocery store lady has what is possibly the most Irish line in all of cinema.

"I'm only after building that!"

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

The syncing/video issues are just part of the charm of this masterpiece.

[LamentOfInnocence1]

Holy shit, they weren't joking, this is TERRIBLE...

[pbrlimit]

There are only two options: Either this movie is the work of the dark lord himself, OR shortly after filming ended the high school principal ripped a new one in the janitor for borrowing the tech ed's cameras without permission.

CHOOSE WISELY ! !

[EnemyHero182]

The funniest part of this is that the fatal deviation technique is an actual kata from kenpo karate. Check out the Sensai Jeff Speakman vid in the same search criteria

[Octoberavenged]

he kicked a guy in the balls for harassing a girl, dread to think what he would do to me if I told him that he looks a tad stupid for wearing his trousers that high.

[firetFuckTheSystem]

those guys in the store were total badasses

[ggyaridsucksfatcock]

Wow he's got some good taste in women. The ugly blonde who's greatest achievement is being a store clerk in her 30s. Way to go! Fag.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

@ggyaridsucksfatcock

So, when you turn 30, you die?

[draxx85]

omg what did i just watch

[johnanth]

One of the supposed pikeys looks at least 30 years old!

[sexsymbol1905]

I got this from cracked too! LMAO



[Vertigo688]

"Up 1,316% in popularity this week." --IMDB

Well done, Cracked.

[BravisTrickle]

see what happens when you give a culchie a video camera

[dylanwildlevel]

This is like very strange, Irish porn. Except without the nudity and money shots. Or a plot.

[mackeymkay]

@dylanwildlevel Whew. I was getting worried that I was the only one seeing it like that.

[Rhubba]

"I'm not paying you to sit on your AAAAAARRRRRSSSSEEEEEE smokin! Git on the ridge!"

[elgavilan2000]

@Rhubba and bring back me lucky charms!

[matcost92]

Jesus. Why?

[ourladjack]

5:06 - classic.

[dirtyjunkiescum]

This is quite clearly the greatest movie of all time

[drionshk]

cracked readers unite.

[UberTroll13]

the narration nails the ''reading off a page'' effect!

[Phlegasus]

Jean Claude Van Eoin McGlove.

[LineRiderPro333]

Anyone else watching this because of cracked?

[PYR049]

@LineRiderPro333 Same here lol

[BiafraBeliever]

@LineRiderPro333 yep same.

[abvflux]

@LineRiderPro333

Oh yeah, I got Crack'd.

[minimoggi]

@LineRiderPro333 Of course..

[FQBeast]

@LineRiderPro333 Same with me!

[HaroldSBloxham]

@LineRiderPro333 Of course.

[LieutenantFish]

I know this won't be relevant to future viewers, but the Vuvuzelas are an improvement.

[AkiThePirate]

It's days like this that I'm ashamed to be Irish...

[DarkArtist]

@haggie1 sup

[wineandwomen]

In my Irish movie rating scale, I can only give this flick one potato on the ten-potato scale.

However, regarding the blond vixen in the supermarket: I must admit that I'd like to probe her clover-covered root cellar with my shillelagh.

[YoYoHall]

@haggie1 Ohai!

[Ponce1390]

I can't imagine how horrible the next seven parts of this film are going to be.

[abvflux]

@Ponce1390

YOU HAVE MY LAST NAME.

Also, I agree.

[johnsmythe99]

Worst lock ever! Tap it lightly with a rock and it comes open!

[x24z26]

@johnsmythe99

I know. And what a shithole. I guess being a famous martial artist doesn't pay much in Ireland

And the main guy, whatever his name is, is kind of a dick. Instead of kicking those guys asses for the girl, he makes a huge mess for her to clean up of all those paper towels and doesn't even kick the 2nd guy. Then walks off w/o even apologizing. They weren't even doing anything to her really.

I can see that this man has a dark side. I think I'm in for a crazy thrillride!

[x24z26]

Somebody told me this was the greatest Irish martial arts movie ever made. That sounds promising. Hope it lives up to it's hype though.

[x24z26]

@x24z26

Well, I can see why he was in reform school. He just breaks into someone's house and starts living there?

Also, the production values on this motion picture seem rather low. Maybe they were going for more of a guerilla, COPS style, gritty look though?

[heathound]

This movie has a bigger budget than Avatar.

[blahblahblinx]

what the hell?? he just holds his foot up to that guy's face, then awkwardly looks at yer wan before just walking off. hahahahaha!!!

[YoshiTheBlue]

This is one of those movies that's so bad, it's good.

[1nationalist]

Hey all from Cracked! Anyone else here think OP jimmymagee77 is Jimmy Bennett himself?

[cailinmaithdeas]

@1nationalist It is him... i know him and he's a bigger plonker in real life.... Really, who else but him would class this as the greatest irish movie ever?????.... he gives us irish a bad name :(

[malathis0]

Sup Cracked?

[TheInstantPhenom]

@malathis0 loool, ye

[mrbutterstick]

@malathis0 sup g

[Sekiath]

The best part is that the bad guys are middle-aged men messing around in a grocery store.

[thesnofjake]

Turning on the Vuvuzela icon makes this movie tolerable.

[GunnersBorn]

a swift kick in the balls isn't very martial artsy/

[CatrionaMM]

:10  Is that a picture of Jean-Claude Van Damme?

[EnemyHero182]

@CatrionaMM

yer its a pic of JCVD in Hard Target.

LMAO

U can see this guy has styled himself after Van Damme. He emulates him in all the fights, same sorta moves, even dresses the same. This is almost as bad as that Melbourne movie "The Ninja" with sum other self styled martial artist who is starring in/writing/directing/casting/p­roducing/catering his own first feature martial arts debut. Theres nothing worse than a self-funded B grade action star.

[EnemyHero182]

I like how in the grocery store fight he did the whole "TimeCop" shopping mall head kick thing. This guy is such a douche, he wants to be Van Damme more than Van Damme does. The dude havin a smoke at 5:40 looks like Les Hill, the guy that played Jason Moran in Underbelly. LMAO

[usherthehunter]

the greatest film of all time.. storyline makes perfect sense, sensational acting, thrilling fight scenes raunchy sex scenes it has it all!

[cailinmaithdeas]

@usherthehunter what were you watch'n?????? lmao

[niall29]

Sweet jesus, who's the gimp narrating this? So funny!!!!!!!

[DoctorT2010]

This is great. You don't mess with Meathmen/Travellers.

[roflcopterIII]

I love how he completely ruins the shop lady's hard work when he kicks that guy into the stack of paper towels.

[elvisc05]

Love that bit at 2:16 where he is waiting for someone to say action.

Fantastic editing.

[masterofthecranium]

even though its sooo long...and sooooooooooo shit... you gotta love it

[ccgplaylist]

faggots!! stupid cunting bogger trying 2 act!!

[steelundergrounder]

irish martial arts makes me piss my pants laughing this a legendary movie

[71PODGE]

ye kevo man furr loiffe man (:

[Kev2077]

go trim !!!!!! :L:L

[conorbt]

Is MIckey Regan still alive? Hes the real star of this film along with the ever faithful Greg. I would actually be star struck if I met them

[Kydos37]

Good lad Jimmy, knock over all the toilet rolls. Sure she was just after building that

[SinAutor]

Nearly everytime jimmy bennet fights someone in this film, it's really just an unprovoked assault. The guy in the supermarket for example... Sure , he was messin a little bit, but Jimmy comes along and decides to kick him full force in the balls. He should be arrested for GBH. Same thing goes for the scene in the woods! He attacks them guys first! haha

[forsakengardens]

Mickey Regan is hilarious as the gang boss in this, the most stilted delivery of lines i've ever heard, "I'm not paying you to sit around on your arse here smoking, here, take this, to the ridge"! Loving the Reservoir Dogs look hes rocking too. I'm from Trim and Mickey is actually a very nice and generous man, I worked with Jimmy for a while and would say hes very single minded and driven, obsessively so. I think he's working in LA as a personal trainer these days,according to hearsay.

[32UnitedIreland]

haha this film is a classic

[jimmymagee77]

What are you folks on about? Was one of these people on Who Wants to be A Millionaire? Is footage available?

[ITsATRAPPPP]

@jimmymagee77 Mark Wahlberg would be proud

[Harrisabd]

are you the guys that bought a bar then sold it on ebay?

[Pirero3TV]

The Guy Who Got A Nose Bleed In This He Sold The Pub On Ebay My Uncle In Law

[dannyphantomthebest]

good u one 1 grand

[snizzlemafizzle]

too bad you lost the 100,000 looks like u needed it before u made this crap film

[Time2Fraps]

This was on millionaire like 1 seconds ago

[Harrisabd]

YEH!

lol i heard him say it

so i came to watch:)

[lachlannn]

millionair

[liamc98]

st.claudes reform school? don't you mean the boyne community school!

[Kydos37]

Ahaha i'm definitly showin this to everyone in college on monday. "Yep, I went to that reform school" haha

[adam90854]

'What the fook?!' - funniest line ever!

[MollyOllieOctopus]

I don't know whether to love or hate this.

[galwaydq]

Love it with all your heart

[cossie9]

There are many different themes running through the film. Jimmy Bennett suffers from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - 3.35- 3.38. It is a subtle and clever touch by the director. Does anyone know if an official sound track Cd was released

[daddy277]

no a friend of mine did the music for this. theres no sound track.

[dennydonnydenny]

where did you get this film? i must have it

[DarKool81]

If the director actually intended this to be the greatest disaster ever perpetrated on a viewing audience then he's a genius!

Jimmy Bennet is clueless though. I think he truly believed he was gonna be the next van Damme (like that's a good thing)

Thanks for posting.

[mimefan]

What happens when one man has to look after a house? Fatal Deviation. House keeping TO THE EXTREME.

[vRoja]

I like the main character's range as an actor. His "looking around confused" skills are really intense!

[RedHilti]

"whats this..beat up on my men week?"

[AshlinnGosselin]

"you made me lood bad... and thats not good"

[RYNO093]

''wouldent it be ironic if the son of the man i killed came to wok for us!!''classic

[Politesocieties]

Ahh the old country!

[alucardlubu]

"your very brave to be harassing young women"

classic

[drummerrsam]

An absolute mucksavage classic. Pig sheep or potatoe? He's a potatoe...

[1500gb]

classic

[discoder]

I've been waiting years to see this.

[dereksimon]

thank you so much for posting this. i edited this.

have not seen this since i put it to tape 10 years ago.

this was all shot on recycled super vhs tapes.

to say it was a task would be understating it.

i had erased it from my mind until my brother rang me and said it was voted best cult movie on the blizzard of odd.

i keep bumping into people who have seen it and adore it

[lordstradbally]

"I'm not paying you to sit around here on your arse smoking"

Probably the best Irish film ever.

[Johnnyjojoe]

Weyhey! I'm from Trim where Jimmy Bennet lived and most of this was filmed, my house is in a scene.

[damienann]

A GOOD LAUGH

[abvflux]

@damienann

Ar' yoo havin' a laugh?

IS HE HAVIN' A LAUGH?

[goatboyrises]

Fucking class!!

Pure genius.

I've been waiting for someone to put this up for ages.

What a fucking brilliant film.

Who could question it's brilliance?!?!?!?