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  • All your foreskin are belong to us!!!

  • I had to pay 20 foreskins for my wife. I think I got ripped off.

  • Foreskins used as currency for slave trading your own family? At least he didn't offer his daughters on an mob hellbent on raping "angels", like Lot did. Then later, due to being an alcoholic caveman, got both daughters pregnant. (OK, his daughters planned it, but he was sober enough to get it up and plant the seed, so knew what he was doing.) Religion...get your morals here. BTW, hilarious video. These 2 should collaborate more often.

  • Foreskins,,,,

    Maybe the desert nights got really cold and they needed little finger warmers after copying the torah over and over.

  • why would god create us with foreskins if he wanted us to cut them off?

  • Foreskins may be purchased from the foreskin shop.

  • This guy is so funny right now. So funny. So pissed- where is he from? Drink Newcastle Werewolf.

  • so people like you are going to heaven not hell?Well, keep it for yourself and enjoy your time with your fake God! You are really a good example of a Christian.

  • There is nothing more delicious than ridicule to punch holes in centuries old bullshit.......thanks to NSC and 1GiJ!

    Great stuff!

  • hate 2 brake it to ya, pope, but ure not gonna go to heaven, r u?

  • you are a prick who deserves to die and i hope you burn in hell you demonic fucking faggot. oh and btw you look terrible in that preist outfit. prick.

  • @ExTuhZea umad?

  • @EntitySteel actually yes yes i am mad.

  • Is... Is he serious or...?

  • Lmao, this is too Fukin funny... shit burgers!

  • Truly Hell is a just punishment.

  • whats with all the mormon commercials? wtf

  • @ChinnuWoW what do you expect? it's the most annoying religion of them all, they have commercials and ads that try to convert you, they try to take a state bigger than texas with different laws like a completely different country, they go door to door trying to get you to convert, they even have statues of a golden man blowing annoyingly into a golden vuvuzela lol.

  • @kpgpwi64 hmm religion is bullshit i really do not understand how people can believe in this obvious bullshit

  • @ChinnuWoW because they are threatened with eternal damnation and torture if they don't, and apparently, people are gullible enough to believe that's the case before taking notice all of the other religions that state the same that they are ignoring.. and childhood indoctrination lol... I also have a friend that is a mormon just because their friends are mormon... kind of stupid if you ask me.

  • @kpgpwi64 thats why I like to call them sheep XD religious people are sheep!

  • @kpgpwi64 hey check out my funny cartoon videos against religion :)

  • @ChinnuWoW certainly:) lol

  • I FUCKING LOVE This guy, ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY

  • Well we know who god will burn next :P

  • what do you with fore skins after receiving them in payment? yuck....

  • @qwyzl Put them on display in your kitchen or bathroom

  • @xtremejohnny69 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......

  • @moreslaw Well I used to be a christian myself and I know that one of the main things tought is to be humble and basicly "play nice" with people. So even though they arn't directly quoted from a book the things I listed are usualy things that christians would try to avoid. In fact this kind of thing is preached in many religeons but is rarely put to practice, it's kind of sad to see people ridicule others for not following thier morals when they themselves can't even follow them.

  • Lol. Obvious satire is obvious.

  • Fuck mate, they way you burst out yelling is fucked. My ears hurt.

  • dude, you are a STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!

    YOURE GONNA DIE!

    stop talking so stupid

  • Lets see how many non cristion traits are in this video: insults, cursing, unstable rage, obnoxiusness, raceism, intollerance to others in general. Maybe if you wanted athiests to respond to you properly I would suggest not putting up videos of you acting like a child.

  • @f00tstep running your comments through a quick spell-check might do a world of good for you. It helps advice seem more legitimate.

  • @BarlowFilms Probably but my spelling is better than most of the people who seem to think abrieviations like; u, r, wuzup, lol or whatever make them clever.

  • Wow. This guy is really unstable. The volume is really an issue. He could have double the subs if he would be more stable :)

  • please quit screaming, i have to control the volume every 5 seconds lol 

  • Why is God so obsessed with penises?

  • @bustermk2 Because it doesn't have 1. 

  • @bustermk2 God was gay, the bible is full of gay references.

  • @5treefrogs

    it was talking about you right ?

  • stop fucking shouting, you want people to like and subscribe to you? stop making them control their volume every second.

    needless to say, BYE!

  • why dose god and people hate forskins XD 

  • This guy is the greatest satirist in the universe, you FUCKING PHILISTINE IDIOT.

  • It's funny because I already had my hand on the volume control before the yelling alert came up.

  • You kinda look like a child molestor. :D

  • Grammar lesson: you're vs. your:

    ...while you're eating your SHITBURGERS...

  • @mayonasepatty

    Grammar lesson: proper grammar is irrelevant when you only have a limited amount of characters to work with. There is no exception, even if the person is well below the character limit. It is understood that the person already knows the difference between you're and your. Since the person is chatting online, the person does not care.

  • @chadd990 Grammar lesson: The word "amount" is used when speaking of the quantity of something that doesn't exist naturally in discrete units. One might speak of the "amount" of liquid, gas, time etc. However, characters do exist in discrete units, so it would be more appropriate to speak of a limited number of characters. I hope this Helps.

  • @mayonasepatty

    not at all. 

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  • Ignorance is the only way to understand this guy

  • I understand satire and yadda yada,  but he is kind of annoying with the yelling. Poor video imo. I wont be watching anymore of his videos

  • The distortion in the audio is annoying.

  • @1GOD1JESUS But your a typical Christian, Loud, obnoxious, wont stop stop yelling till you think you got your point across... Ect...

    My, You sir are rather ignorant for taking a video someone else made so seriously. I mean, its a video of stick people badly drawn haha.

    Chill the fuck out you religious cunt.

  • @xjcandmFX One word... Satire...

  • @xjcandmFX lol, the dude is a satirist. Poe's law at its finest!

  • @xjcandmFX dude its satire

  • @1GOD1JESUS So, non stamp collector is an idiot who cant think for himself?

    Ehh, I think its the other way around...

    I stopped this video after 00:45... If thats the way you act in a video, I'd hate to see what you would do to a non believe in person.

    But, like they say, like father like son, your a crazy sonofabitch just like your father God.

  • @xjcandmFX its satire u tard

  • WHY DO U HAVE TO SHOUT ALL THE TIME.... ?

  • As a vegetarian, my only choice is the humble banana peel.

  • As an atheist I prefert the babies of christians , Foreskins go right to my thighs

  • love this guy

  • damn this guy kills my speakers. his voice vibrates the hell of of them, lol

  • so did you like think he was being serious and make a sarcastic response to his sarcasm? that's what it looks like

  • This video isn't funny, interesting or intelligent in any way shape or form

  • the word foreskin has lost all meaning now... well done.

  • You must be an atheist.

  • @RedTintedGlasses OMG! you must be a detective or private investigator! How did you possibly work out that gem of investigative wisdom? An atheist, really??? And here I've been taking my religious lessons from his video clips, please don't tell me I've been wasting my time! Sob, sob.....

  • Is this a joke? No way is this guy a pastor. Ewwwwwww.

  • You are disturbing and possibly a paedophile, turn yourself in before it is too late, Oh, and please try to stop saying foreskins.

  • @timrice666

    No, foreskins are a real form of currency. You know like how on that old cartoon Duck Tails Scrooge would go swimming in his money bin in all those coins? Well I have a foreskin bin at home I go swimming in. I dive right in and be doin the backstroke and shit.

  • @Shadowlit001 a priest visited a rabbi for an ecumenical discussion. The rabbi got a call and said he had to officiate at a death but that the the priest should make himself at home. When he got back (hours later) he asked if the priest was hungry. He said no, as he ate the bag of crisps (UK-potato chips in the US) on the table. "crisps! those were last months foreskins!"

  • God, i hope someone takes your forskin while your wide awake

  • Typical christian.. Crazy as fuck

  • Filthy f*cking philistines I'm glad we got rid of them myself. LOL

  • ur an expert? wheres ur degree? ur a bloody moron, go fuck urself and the bible

  • @gphhawkins - I like how he has beautiful PINK vivid flowers on the background.. :)

    ......AS HE PREACHES HIS VERSES OF VENOM HATE, AND "EPIC" WISDOM!!!!!!!!

    *creepily cheery smile*

  • @YourDarkAccomplice you know, i hate the ignorant and the fucking retarded.

  • @gphhawkins - Well, I agree that those who are like this man's satire (only .. you know.. REAL) are the literal definition of the term "retarded" in their thinking (slow, out-dated, etc) but I don't hate the retarded as much as I do ignorance. -.-;;

    This man's humor is what lightens my heart on the subject. But otherwise, it's pretty sad to see humanity STOP evolving just to suffer the lies of a cult, eventually just to die after teaching millions to do the same and join them! GAH! >.<

  • fucking moron, if ur really a father, u wouldnt be acting like a bloody barberic dumbass. plus do ur fucking research watch the zeitgeist movie.

  • @gphhawkins lol. This is satire. There is no father Gregg.

  • Father Greg ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha XD

  • HAHA nonstampcollector is awesome. If you watched his videos and looked up the evidence of the bible's faults in it, you would immediatley see a problem with the bible. Even though "God" said that it was perfect.

  • @Aresftfun i agree

  • @gphhawkins I sound like I thought this guy wasnt doing satire in that comment. :L

  • How many foreskins would I want? Hmmm, I'd want ONE.

    Because that's how many foreskins Christianity took away from me.

    Fuck you, Christianity.

  • @TheAlaricPetz

    Eesh. That's horrible, dude. You should stretch whatever skin is left there. Overtime it will grow back.

  • @laflugantabastardo Yeah but I hear that not all the nerves grow back so it doesnt feel that different. Hopefully, cellular research could restore limbs and foreskin nerves before I die, but that should be in a long time because I'm only 16.

    Most American boys are trim, you Europeans are extremely lucky you should be glad you got something that I dont.

    Fuck America.

  • @TheAlaricPetz

    Perhaps your age will still contribute to the healing process? Your body hasn't finished developing/growing, after all.

  • @laflugantabastardo True, true. Thanks for the comments.

    :-)

  • @TheAlaricPetz

    The internet - the only place you can talk with total strangers about your foreskin. :V

  • @laflugantabastardo thats basicaly what it is

  • @TheAlaricPetz *sigh* I don't have a foreskin either.

  • @Digitalis17894 I feel you man, I feel you. Most American boys don't.

  • @TheAlaricPetz Yeah.  Fuck religion.

  • Mmm...nothing like the smell of fresh foreskins roasting over a heaping pile of burning human shit!!! :D

  • so is this guy making fun of christianity or being serious or is he insane?

  • @NOVAGIRL666 I think NSC and this guy are 1 and the same or in cahoots with each other. Either way this dude is not for Jesus. He says the same things NSC says just in a different context and angle to make the same points...

  • @FromDream2RealityNow

    Can yo be sure ? He He He.

  • I'm an aussie atheist too, ok I gtg I'm a big nonsoccer player, so I'm gonna go not play soccer. Because that's a sport.

  • fucking epic #LOL

  • i tought you were serious

  • 1300 People liked this i was the 1300th I WANT A COOKEI

  • hilarious

  • " Fuck you ass hole" is realy Godly? I wasnt aware of this. hmmmmm .

  • @MrBluzstrato It is. Jesus first said it but it was later removed from the Bible because it seemed out of place. Previously John 11:35

  • This is a troll, right?

  • "tough fucking titties!" lol funny stuff

  • Holy shit. I never saw this guy before, so I can't tell if he's making fun of the Christian religion or is really insane.

  • @EXultimate actually he is following the Word! A bit too literal maybe, I'm mighty glad that Christians do not really follow the Word but make their own selection of morals.

  • Why are shouting like that? It`s not really funny.

  • ??? I don't get it.

  • LMMFAO! "Well you can tell David wasn't Jewish, because the is no WAY he would of paid twice as much for something he didn't have to"

  • Do people not realize this is parody?

  • @GarryW05 He does speak quite earnestly, I thought he was serious for the longest time

  • God the Bible is fucked-up.

  • you are shouting as if you've been constipated for years.... there is always polite and intelligent way.. moron...

  • is father greg making fun of glorified truth? becaus ehes got him spot on

  • "I am louder than you therefore I am correct"

  • The whole jew overpaying contradiction disproves the bible by itself lol

  • fucking derro! lol, awesome

  • Shitburgers!!! LMFAO! Nothin funnier than an angry aussie preaching the good word!! fuckin hilarious!!

  • To much yelling/cussing to be interesting. Obviously, the foreskins were just trophies could have just as easily been ears.

  • 1:20 lol'd at Jewish joke.

    Nice vid! 5*

  • y r u so mad

  • satire

  • And what do you do with the foreskins once you have them? eat em? LMFAO xD:::

  • @jxaxmxixn I think they save the foreskins, put them in a photo album or something.

  • @DiverforPort scrapbooking with foreskins? how novel.

  • @DiverforPort make little foreskin dollys.

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  • hey nexustheplanet watch your FUCKING mouth you blasphemer

  • Fuck you ass hole Father Greg is a true man of God and only preaching the WORD!! You'd better shape up or you're going to be going to hell soon!

  • @Shadowlit001 moron

  • @Shadowlit001 oh the ignorance

  • @Shadowlit001 you'd better think up, or else you're gonna get to the stupid room of the mental hospital REAL soon! :P

    damn christians with your crazy stories...

  • ...Is 1GOD1JESUS crazy, or just has UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE!?!!

    Either way is win.

  • You where right about the volume. Very funny.

  • "You can tell david wan't jewish..because theres no way he would pay twice as much for something that he didn't have to"

    LMAO

  • Why would you censor the work "cocks" and not anything else? :P

  • @DasGuntLord01

    surely for humour. It wasn't censored at the end.

  • Sure sounded the word was intentionally softened to me.

  • This video made me laugh. The bible is full of so much material it almost isn't even fair.

  • I'm going to have nightmares for months

  • lol it's 1 samuel verse 25 fucking hillarious shit

  • You could have asked me about freeware compressor solutions, and how they work, or if I could recommend a good and reasonably priced microphone. We're obviously past that now.

    I'll give you one last piece of unsollicited advice though: don't drink and post.

  • Hey perhaps then he could use the compressor-limiter to reduce the dynamic range of the audio so he can turn the audio up even louder and blast the people even worse!

  • I'm pretty sure that's what he'd use it for, but then you'd just turn down the volume right away, and the shouting wouldn't be that annoying, relatively speaking...

  • Maybe he ought to just not worry about the compressor-limiter and run his microphone through a tremolo generator ;-D

  • That would definitely give a nice dramatic effect!

  • 1god1jesus wrote:

    "Who the fuck do you think you are? fuck off you fucking loser, buy yourself a microphone and stick it up your arse!"

    wow, i didn't see that one coming!

    i was being constructive, thought i could help you improve what you're doing, since i agree with the "message"

    It seems you don't handle criticism very well.

    i don't think i'll be subscribing to your channel, and i can't imagine why nonstampcollector would collaborate with someone as rude and uncivilized as yourself.

  • If you're going to shout and talk normally in one take, consider using a compressor/limiter to get the levels right. And PLEASE buy yourself a decent microphone.

    As for the content... could have been funnier and shorter at the same time.

  • Blimey dude who do you think you are Steven Spielberg?

  • Oh, it's just a youtube vid, let's not strive for anything better than crap quality, right?

    There's nothing wrong with making an effort. If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right. You don't need to have Hollywood aspirations for that.

  • Well maybe you should just go back to your coffee shop and smoke something.

  • Are you suggesting that I'm taking things too seriously? Well, maybe I am... But if you upload material of mediocre quality and allow for comments, then you open yourself to criticism. Which I gave.

    As for the smokes, I gave that up to make room for more constructive hobbies. You should try it some time... being constructive, I mean.

    (If anyone wonders why I even bother to answer, check DiverforPort's hobbies... Maybe you should get yourself a new dog!)

  • LOL, your comments are funny anyway, I am not going to post all my private info here at YT. BUT if you want to know more I have been to most countries in Europe, I love London the most and Amsterdam, I was joking about you smoking in coffee shops, it is like this though Father Greg and NSC are 2 different comedians, some people prefer Steve Martin others prefer Robin Williams, it is a matter of taste. The reason why I mention my dogs is I much prefer dogs to people. I don't care who knows it.

  • 's All good... I love dogs too :)

    And homegrown weed tastes better anyway!

  • I would not know about that, but we did watch a program on TV a few months ago on people growing it themselves out your way. Big no no in Utah though.

  • Cops and housing corporations are cracking down on the little man here as well, people are wising up quickly and going stealth even more, just like in the US. The only growers you hear about are the ones doing it wrong. You'd be surprised if you knew how many of your neighbours are undercover botanists!

  • @therealnetgrazer I'd live there if I could, not cause of pot, I am getting too old for all that, just the easy going attitude. My hubby has a lot of family there.

  • Smoking makes your lungs go black. Eeeew!

  • That's why they invented vaporizers :)

  • And I guess that would be the reason they invented anti-psychotic medication

  • You wern't mixing up Spielberg with William Shakespeare when you made that other comment were you?

  • Not quite sure why you think I brought up Spielberg, just forget I suggested you try the vaporizer, pot is not for everyone!

    Sorry to hear you're on the other stuff, from what I've heard that doesn't combine well with much else. Best of luck tho.

  • No, i'm not on anything. I don't even take pain killers. I just ride it out. Anyway that other post concerning spielberg was for diverforport, I am sure I clicked reply on her post. Oh well these mistakes occur when you are replying to a great whack of people all at once

  • K that makes sense now... I guess... sort of... :)

  • She made the post about going to the coffee shop and smoking something after calling you spielberg. I believe that she probably mixed him up with shakespere as he was dutch and they are the one's with the coffee shops where they smoke the weed and eat the THC laced cakes and biscuits etc... I wonder if they have cheshire cats there too ;-P

  • OK, point taken. Except...

    William Shakespeare was not dutch! He's about as english as they come. Yes, we have coffeeshops - though their numbers are in steady decline - but contrary to the californian shops they don't allow the sale of cannabis derivatives such as "space cake" or whatever you call it...

  • As for the Cheshire cat, I know a little shop in Amsterdam that has its depiction painted over the entrance, but any other link eludes me. Lewis Caroll (my personal favorite in english literature) wasn't dutch either :) Unfortunately for us. We've got cheese, though. Lots of wonderful cheese. Cheeeeese, Gromit! OK, I'll stop now.

  • NO Dazz he knows what I meant by that comment, getting a bit bitchy are you not? Are we getting a soft soft for therealnetgrazer now?

  • ha ha ha! I was wondering when you would start getting edgy. Some of you people are soooo predictable! Anyway you aren't getting "bitchy" (horrible word that!) because I won't divulge to you what gender I am?

  • Take a lot more than that to get me edgy, you are after all the one who is getting bitchy, so say what you like sweetie. Maybe you need to take something for that cold of yours or have you got PMS at the moment?