Foreskins used as currency for slave trading your own family? At least he didn't offer his daughters on an mob hellbent on raping "angels", like Lot did. Then later, due to being an alcoholic caveman, got both daughters pregnant. (OK, his daughters planned it, but he was sober enough to get it up and plant the seed, so knew what he was doing.) Religion...get your morals here. BTW, hilarious video. These 2 should collaborate more often.
so people like you are going to heaven not hell?Well, keep it for yourself and enjoy your time with your fake God! You are really a good example of a Christian.
why many hate Jesus when he has given all the freedom man kind wants? You can eat whatever you like, drink whatever you like, fuck and get fucked with ever you like. lie, steal and kill as much as you like and after that simply believe in Lord Jesus and wear a cross and you can go to heaven, what they want more???
you are a prick who deserves to die and i hope you burn in hell you demonic fucking faggot. oh and btw you look terrible in that preist outfit. prick.
@ChinnuWoW what do you expect? it's the most annoying religion of them all, they have commercials and ads that try to convert you, they try to take a state bigger than texas with different laws like a completely different country, they go door to door trying to get you to convert, they even have statues of a golden man blowing annoyingly into a golden vuvuzela lol.
@ChinnuWoW because they are threatened with eternal damnation and torture if they don't, and apparently, people are gullible enough to believe that's the case before taking notice all of the other religions that state the same that they are ignoring.. and childhood indoctrination lol... I also have a friend that is a mormon just because their friends are mormon... kind of stupid if you ask me.
@moreslaw Well I used to be a christian myself and I know that one of the main things tought is to be humble and basicly "play nice" with people. So even though they arn't directly quoted from a book the things I listed are usualy things that christians would try to avoid. In fact this kind of thing is preached in many religeons but is rarely put to practice, it's kind of sad to see people ridicule others for not following thier morals when they themselves can't even follow them.
Lets see how many non cristion traits are in this video: insults, cursing, unstable rage, obnoxiusness, raceism, intollerance to others in general. Maybe if you wanted athiests to respond to you properly I would suggest not putting up videos of you acting like a child.
@BarlowFilms Probably but my spelling is better than most of the people who seem to think abrieviations like; u, r, wuzup, lol or whatever make them clever.
Grammar lesson: proper grammar is irrelevant when you only have a limited amount of characters to work with. There is no exception, even if the person is well below the character limit. It is understood that the person already knows the difference between you're and your. Since the person is chatting online, the person does not care.
@chadd990 Grammar lesson: The word "amount" is used when speaking of the quantity of something that doesn't exist naturally in discrete units. One might speak of the "amount" of liquid, gas, time etc. However, characters do exist in discrete units, so it would be more appropriate to speak of a limited number of characters. I hope this Helps.
@RedTintedGlasses OMG! you must be a detective or private investigator! How did you possibly work out that gem of investigative wisdom? An atheist, really??? And here I've been taking my religious lessons from his video clips, please don't tell me I've been wasting my time! Sob, sob.....
No, foreskins are a real form of currency. You know like how on that old cartoon Duck Tails Scrooge would go swimming in his money bin in all those coins? Well I have a foreskin bin at home I go swimming in. I dive right in and be doin the backstroke and shit.
@Shadowlit001 a priest visited a rabbi for an ecumenical discussion. The rabbi got a call and said he had to officiate at a death but that the the priest should make himself at home. When he got back (hours later) he asked if the priest was hungry. He said no, as he ate the bag of crisps (UK-potato chips in the US) on the table. "crisps! those were last months foreskins!"
@gphhawkins - Well, I agree that those who are like this man's satire (only .. you know.. REAL) are the literal definition of the term "retarded" in their thinking (slow, out-dated, etc) but I don't hate the retarded as much as I do ignorance. -.-;;
This man's humor is what lightens my heart on the subject. But otherwise, it's pretty sad to see humanity STOP evolving just to suffer the lies of a cult, eventually just to die after teaching millions to do the same and join them! GAH! >.<
HAHA nonstampcollector is awesome. If you watched his videos and looked up the evidence of the bible's faults in it, you would immediatley see a problem with the bible. Even though "God" said that it was perfect.
@laflugantabastardo Yeah but I hear that not all the nerves grow back so it doesnt feel that different. Hopefully, cellular research could restore limbs and foreskin nerves before I die, but that should be in a long time because I'm only 16.
Most American boys are trim, you Europeans are extremely lucky you should be glad you got something that I dont.
@NOVAGIRL666 I think NSC and this guy are 1 and the same or in cahoots with each other. Either way this dude is not for Jesus. He says the same things NSC says just in a different context and angle to make the same points...
@EXultimate actually he is following the Word! A bit too literal maybe, I'm mighty glad that Christians do not really follow the Word but make their own selection of morals.
You could have asked me about freeware compressor solutions, and how they work, or if I could recommend a good and reasonably priced microphone. We're obviously past that now.
I'll give you one last piece of unsollicited advice though: don't drink and post.
Hey perhaps then he could use the compressor-limiter to reduce the dynamic range of the audio so he can turn the audio up even louder and blast the people even worse!
I'm pretty sure that's what he'd use it for, but then you'd just turn down the volume right away, and the shouting wouldn't be that annoying, relatively speaking...
"Who the fuck do you think you are? fuck off you fucking loser, buy yourself a microphone and stick it up your arse!"
wow, i didn't see that one coming!
i was being constructive, thought i could help you improve what you're doing, since i agree with the "message"
It seems you don't handle criticism very well.
i don't think i'll be subscribing to your channel, and i can't imagine why nonstampcollector would collaborate with someone as rude and uncivilized as yourself.
If you're going to shout and talk normally in one take, consider using a compressor/limiter to get the levels right. And PLEASE buy yourself a decent microphone.
As for the content... could have been funnier and shorter at the same time.
Are you suggesting that I'm taking things too seriously? Well, maybe I am... But if you upload material of mediocre quality and allow for comments, then you open yourself to criticism. Which I gave.
As for the smokes, I gave that up to make room for more constructive hobbies. You should try it some time... being constructive, I mean.
(If anyone wonders why I even bother to answer, check DiverforPort's hobbies... Maybe you should get yourself a new dog!)
LOL, your comments are funny anyway, I am not going to post all my private info here at YT. BUT if you want to know more I have been to most countries in Europe, I love London the most and Amsterdam, I was joking about you smoking in coffee shops, it is like this though Father Greg and NSC are 2 different comedians, some people prefer Steve Martin others prefer Robin Williams, it is a matter of taste. The reason why I mention my dogs is I much prefer dogs to people. I don't care who knows it.
I would not know about that, but we did watch a program on TV a few months ago on people growing it themselves out your way. Big no no in Utah though.
Cops and housing corporations are cracking down on the little man here as well, people are wising up quickly and going stealth even more, just like in the US. The only growers you hear about are the ones doing it wrong. You'd be surprised if you knew how many of your neighbours are undercover botanists!
@therealnetgrazer I'd live there if I could, not cause of pot, I am getting too old for all that, just the easy going attitude. My hubby has a lot of family there.
No, i'm not on anything. I don't even take pain killers. I just ride it out. Anyway that other post concerning spielberg was for diverforport, I am sure I clicked reply on her post. Oh well these mistakes occur when you are replying to a great whack of people all at once
She made the post about going to the coffee shop and smoking something after calling you spielberg. I believe that she probably mixed him up with shakespere as he was dutch and they are the one's with the coffee shops where they smoke the weed and eat the THC laced cakes and biscuits etc... I wonder if they have cheshire cats there too ;-P
William Shakespeare was not dutch! He's about as english as they come. Yes, we have coffeeshops - though their numbers are in steady decline - but contrary to the californian shops they don't allow the sale of cannabis derivatives such as "space cake" or whatever you call it...
As for the Cheshire cat, I know a little shop in Amsterdam that has its depiction painted over the entrance, but any other link eludes me. Lewis Caroll (my personal favorite in english literature) wasn't dutch either :) Unfortunately for us. We've got cheese, though. Lots of wonderful cheese. Cheeeeese, Gromit! OK, I'll stop now.
ha ha ha! I was wondering when you would start getting edgy. Some of you people are soooo predictable! Anyway you aren't getting "bitchy" (horrible word that!) because I won't divulge to you what gender I am?
Take a lot more than that to get me edgy, you are after all the one who is getting bitchy, so say what you like sweetie. Maybe you need to take something for that cold of yours or have you got PMS at the moment?
All your foreskin are belong to us!!!
TheRepublicOfUngeria 2 weeks ago
I had to pay 20 foreskins for my wife. I think I got ripped off.
KayBeeEee1983 4 weeks ago
Foreskins used as currency for slave trading your own family? At least he didn't offer his daughters on an mob hellbent on raping "angels", like Lot did. Then later, due to being an alcoholic caveman, got both daughters pregnant. (OK, his daughters planned it, but he was sober enough to get it up and plant the seed, so knew what he was doing.) Religion...get your morals here. BTW, hilarious video. These 2 should collaborate more often.
TheCrimsonification 1 month ago
Foreskins,,,,
Maybe the desert nights got really cold and they needed little finger warmers after copying the torah over and over.
jinitron 1 month ago
why would god create us with foreskins if he wanted us to cut them off?
Clyde200k 2 months ago
Foreskins may be purchased from the foreskin shop.
lovelittlecats 2 months ago
This guy is so funny right now. So funny. So pissed- where is he from? Drink Newcastle Werewolf.
hotpants69 5 months ago
so people like you are going to heaven not hell?Well, keep it for yourself and enjoy your time with your fake God! You are really a good example of a Christian.
TheFarmountain 6 months ago
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why many hate Jesus when he has given all the freedom man kind wants? You can eat whatever you like, drink whatever you like, fuck and get fucked with ever you like. lie, steal and kill as much as you like and after that simply believe in Lord Jesus and wear a cross and you can go to heaven, what they want more???
TheFarmountain 6 months ago
There is nothing more delicious than ridicule to punch holes in centuries old bullshit.......thanks to NSC and 1GiJ!
Great stuff!
mrbarthoss1 6 months ago
hate 2 brake it to ya, pope, but ure not gonna go to heaven, r u?
UltraPatrik 6 months ago
you are a prick who deserves to die and i hope you burn in hell you demonic fucking faggot. oh and btw you look terrible in that preist outfit. prick.
ExTuhZea 6 months ago
@ExTuhZea umad?
EntitySteel 6 months ago
@EntitySteel actually yes yes i am mad.
ExTuhZea 6 months ago
Is... Is he serious or...?
pyro3138 6 months ago
Lmao, this is too Fukin funny... shit burgers!
turtle5181 6 months ago
Truly Hell is a just punishment.
tripletrules 7 months ago
whats with all the mormon commercials? wtf
ChinnuWoW 7 months ago
@ChinnuWoW what do you expect? it's the most annoying religion of them all, they have commercials and ads that try to convert you, they try to take a state bigger than texas with different laws like a completely different country, they go door to door trying to get you to convert, they even have statues of a golden man blowing annoyingly into a golden vuvuzela lol.
kpgpwi64 6 months ago
@kpgpwi64 hmm religion is bullshit i really do not understand how people can believe in this obvious bullshit
ChinnuWoW 6 months ago
@ChinnuWoW because they are threatened with eternal damnation and torture if they don't, and apparently, people are gullible enough to believe that's the case before taking notice all of the other religions that state the same that they are ignoring.. and childhood indoctrination lol... I also have a friend that is a mormon just because their friends are mormon... kind of stupid if you ask me.
kpgpwi64 6 months ago
@kpgpwi64 thats why I like to call them sheep XD religious people are sheep!
ChinnuWoW 6 months ago
@kpgpwi64 hey check out my funny cartoon videos against religion :)
ChinnuWoW 6 months ago
@ChinnuWoW certainly:) lol
kpgpwi64 6 months ago
I FUCKING LOVE This guy, ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
brewerbrian420 7 months ago
Well we know who god will burn next :P
spyrospyrospyro123 8 months ago
what do you with fore skins after receiving them in payment? yuck....
qwyzl 8 months ago
@qwyzl Put them on display in your kitchen or bathroom
xtremejohnny69 7 months ago
@xtremejohnny69 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......
qwyzl 7 months ago
@moreslaw Well I used to be a christian myself and I know that one of the main things tought is to be humble and basicly "play nice" with people. So even though they arn't directly quoted from a book the things I listed are usualy things that christians would try to avoid. In fact this kind of thing is preached in many religeons but is rarely put to practice, it's kind of sad to see people ridicule others for not following thier morals when they themselves can't even follow them.
f00tstep 8 months ago
Lol. Obvious satire is obvious.
Chaoticbravo 8 months ago
Fuck mate, they way you burst out yelling is fucked. My ears hurt.
BreaksFast 8 months ago
dude, you are a STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!
YOURE GONNA DIE!
stop talking so stupid
ratelslangen 9 months ago
Lets see how many non cristion traits are in this video: insults, cursing, unstable rage, obnoxiusness, raceism, intollerance to others in general. Maybe if you wanted athiests to respond to you properly I would suggest not putting up videos of you acting like a child.
f00tstep 9 months ago
@f00tstep running your comments through a quick spell-check might do a world of good for you. It helps advice seem more legitimate.
BarlowFilms 8 months ago
@BarlowFilms Probably but my spelling is better than most of the people who seem to think abrieviations like; u, r, wuzup, lol or whatever make them clever.
f00tstep 8 months ago
Wow. This guy is really unstable. The volume is really an issue. He could have double the subs if he would be more stable :)
SpecklePattern 9 months ago
please quit screaming, i have to control the volume every 5 seconds lol
PeaceOfTruth 10 months ago
Why is God so obsessed with penises?
bustermk2 10 months ago 10
@bustermk2 Because it doesn't have 1.
Strangerinasland 2 months ago
@bustermk2 God was gay, the bible is full of gay references.
5treefrogs 4 weeks ago
@5treefrogs
it was talking about you right ?
Andytheantiathiest 2 weeks ago
stop fucking shouting, you want people to like and subscribe to you? stop making them control their volume every second.
needless to say, BYE!
KTMICD2 10 months ago
why dose god and people hate forskins XD
bellyzbad 10 months ago
This guy is the greatest satirist in the universe, you FUCKING PHILISTINE IDIOT.
QuadfishTym 10 months ago 23
It's funny because I already had my hand on the volume control before the yelling alert came up.
MiKKA335 11 months ago
You kinda look like a child molestor. :D
atheistram 1 year ago
Grammar lesson: you're vs. your:
...while you're eating your SHITBURGERS...
mayonasepatty 1 year ago
@mayonasepatty
Grammar lesson: proper grammar is irrelevant when you only have a limited amount of characters to work with. There is no exception, even if the person is well below the character limit. It is understood that the person already knows the difference between you're and your. Since the person is chatting online, the person does not care.
chadd990 11 months ago
@chadd990 Grammar lesson: The word "amount" is used when speaking of the quantity of something that doesn't exist naturally in discrete units. One might speak of the "amount" of liquid, gas, time etc. However, characters do exist in discrete units, so it would be more appropriate to speak of a limited number of characters. I hope this Helps.
mayonasepatty 11 months ago
@mayonasepatty
not at all.
chadd990 11 months ago
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mayonasepatty 1 year ago
Ignorance is the only way to understand this guy
AceJ1995 1 year ago
I understand satire and yadda yada, but he is kind of annoying with the yelling. Poor video imo. I wont be watching anymore of his videos
teygrxx 1 year ago
The distortion in the audio is annoying.
uriituw 1 year ago
@1GOD1JESUS But your a typical Christian, Loud, obnoxious, wont stop stop yelling till you think you got your point across... Ect...
My, You sir are rather ignorant for taking a video someone else made so seriously. I mean, its a video of stick people badly drawn haha.
Chill the fuck out you religious cunt.
xjcandmFX 1 year ago
@xjcandmFX One word... Satire...
EvilPieMaKer 1 year ago
@xjcandmFX lol, the dude is a satirist. Poe's law at its finest!
Fissioninferno 1 year ago
@xjcandmFX dude its satire
lequaie1234 1 year ago
@1GOD1JESUS So, non stamp collector is an idiot who cant think for himself?
Ehh, I think its the other way around...
I stopped this video after 00:45... If thats the way you act in a video, I'd hate to see what you would do to a non believe in person.
But, like they say, like father like son, your a crazy sonofabitch just like your father God.
xjcandmFX 1 year ago
@xjcandmFX its satire u tard
lequaie1234 1 year ago
WHY DO U HAVE TO SHOUT ALL THE TIME.... ?
BrianBartholin 1 year ago
As a vegetarian, my only choice is the humble banana peel.
wordreet 1 year ago
As an atheist I prefert the babies of christians , Foreskins go right to my thighs
MinisterKGB 1 year ago
love this guy
TokenBlackAtheist 1 year ago
damn this guy kills my speakers. his voice vibrates the hell of of them, lol
CreedChrist 1 year ago
so did you like think he was being serious and make a sarcastic response to his sarcasm? that's what it looks like
electorg 1 year ago
This video isn't funny, interesting or intelligent in any way shape or form
youareweirdify 1 year ago
the word foreskin has lost all meaning now... well done.
mcpencil 1 year ago
You must be an atheist.
RedTintedGlasses 1 year ago
@RedTintedGlasses OMG! you must be a detective or private investigator! How did you possibly work out that gem of investigative wisdom? An atheist, really??? And here I've been taking my religious lessons from his video clips, please don't tell me I've been wasting my time! Sob, sob.....
lockedinreason 1 year ago 2
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@RedTintedGlasses
"You must be an atheist."
Is that you, Sherlock?
aNdYmAtTeR 1 year ago
Is this a joke? No way is this guy a pastor. Ewwwwwww.
Emmylou2u 1 year ago
You are disturbing and possibly a paedophile, turn yourself in before it is too late, Oh, and please try to stop saying foreskins.
timrice666 1 year ago
@timrice666
No, foreskins are a real form of currency. You know like how on that old cartoon Duck Tails Scrooge would go swimming in his money bin in all those coins? Well I have a foreskin bin at home I go swimming in. I dive right in and be doin the backstroke and shit.
Shadowlit001 1 year ago
@Shadowlit001 a priest visited a rabbi for an ecumenical discussion. The rabbi got a call and said he had to officiate at a death but that the the priest should make himself at home. When he got back (hours later) he asked if the priest was hungry. He said no, as he ate the bag of crisps (UK-potato chips in the US) on the table. "crisps! those were last months foreskins!"
timrice666 1 year ago
God, i hope someone takes your forskin while your wide awake
gphhawkins 1 year ago
Typical christian.. Crazy as fuck
surlagachette2 1 year ago
Filthy f*cking philistines I'm glad we got rid of them myself. LOL
pumpstations 1 year ago
ur an expert? wheres ur degree? ur a bloody moron, go fuck urself and the bible
gphhawkins 1 year ago
@gphhawkins - I like how he has beautiful PINK vivid flowers on the background.. :)
......AS HE PREACHES HIS VERSES OF VENOM HATE, AND "EPIC" WISDOM!!!!!!!!
*creepily cheery smile*
YourDarkAccomplice 1 year ago
@YourDarkAccomplice you know, i hate the ignorant and the fucking retarded.
gphhawkins 1 year ago
@gphhawkins - Well, I agree that those who are like this man's satire (only .. you know.. REAL) are the literal definition of the term "retarded" in their thinking (slow, out-dated, etc) but I don't hate the retarded as much as I do ignorance. -.-;;
This man's humor is what lightens my heart on the subject. But otherwise, it's pretty sad to see humanity STOP evolving just to suffer the lies of a cult, eventually just to die after teaching millions to do the same and join them! GAH! >.<
YourDarkAccomplice 1 year ago
fucking moron, if ur really a father, u wouldnt be acting like a bloody barberic dumbass. plus do ur fucking research watch the zeitgeist movie.
gphhawkins 1 year ago
@gphhawkins lol. This is satire. There is no father Gregg.
sandroeleven 1 year ago 2
Father Greg ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha XD
CastlevaniaDXC 1 year ago
HAHA nonstampcollector is awesome. If you watched his videos and looked up the evidence of the bible's faults in it, you would immediatley see a problem with the bible. Even though "God" said that it was perfect.
Aresftfun 1 year ago
@Aresftfun i agree
gphhawkins 1 year ago
@gphhawkins I sound like I thought this guy wasnt doing satire in that comment. :L
Aresftfun 1 year ago
How many foreskins would I want? Hmmm, I'd want ONE.
Because that's how many foreskins Christianity took away from me.
Fuck you, Christianity.
TheAlaricPetz 1 year ago
@TheAlaricPetz
Eesh. That's horrible, dude. You should stretch whatever skin is left there. Overtime it will grow back.
laflugantabastardo 1 year ago
@laflugantabastardo Yeah but I hear that not all the nerves grow back so it doesnt feel that different. Hopefully, cellular research could restore limbs and foreskin nerves before I die, but that should be in a long time because I'm only 16.
Most American boys are trim, you Europeans are extremely lucky you should be glad you got something that I dont.
Fuck America.
TheAlaricPetz 1 year ago
@TheAlaricPetz
Perhaps your age will still contribute to the healing process? Your body hasn't finished developing/growing, after all.
laflugantabastardo 1 year ago
@laflugantabastardo True, true. Thanks for the comments.
:-)
TheAlaricPetz 1 year ago
@TheAlaricPetz
The internet - the only place you can talk with total strangers about your foreskin. :V
laflugantabastardo 1 year ago 50
@laflugantabastardo thats basicaly what it is
DragonsREpic 7 months ago
@TheAlaricPetz *sigh* I don't have a foreskin either.
Digitalis17894 1 year ago
@Digitalis17894 I feel you man, I feel you. Most American boys don't.
TheAlaricPetz 1 year ago
@TheAlaricPetz Yeah. Fuck religion.
Digitalis17894 1 year ago
Mmm...nothing like the smell of fresh foreskins roasting over a heaping pile of burning human shit!!! :D
freethinker923 1 year ago
so is this guy making fun of christianity or being serious or is he insane?
NOVAGIRL666 1 year ago
@NOVAGIRL666 I think NSC and this guy are 1 and the same or in cahoots with each other. Either way this dude is not for Jesus. He says the same things NSC says just in a different context and angle to make the same points...
FromDream2RealityNow 1 year ago
@FromDream2RealityNow
Can yo be sure ? He He He.
VideoAudioDisco09 1 year ago
I'm an aussie atheist too, ok I gtg I'm a big nonsoccer player, so I'm gonna go not play soccer. Because that's a sport.
Jaisears1 1 year ago
fucking epic #LOL
DELEX0GODLESS 1 year ago
i tought you were serious
pato1996 1 year ago
1300 People liked this i was the 1300th I WANT A COOKEI
applefrog111 1 year ago
hilarious
religionisimmoral 1 year ago
" Fuck you ass hole" is realy Godly? I wasnt aware of this. hmmmmm .
MrBluzstrato 1 year ago
@MrBluzstrato It is. Jesus first said it but it was later removed from the Bible because it seemed out of place. Previously John 11:35
GroogFish 1 year ago
This is a troll, right?
chrisSo91 1 year ago
"tough fucking titties!" lol funny stuff
lolcat23 1 year ago
Holy shit. I never saw this guy before, so I can't tell if he's making fun of the Christian religion or is really insane.
EXultimate 1 year ago
@EXultimate actually he is following the Word! A bit too literal maybe, I'm mighty glad that Christians do not really follow the Word but make their own selection of morals.
MrFacet 1 year ago
Why are shouting like that? It`s not really funny.
paolo27th 1 year ago
??? I don't get it.
cooly4566 1 year ago
LMMFAO! "Well you can tell David wasn't Jewish, because the is no WAY he would of paid twice as much for something he didn't have to"
Killjeser 1 year ago
Do people not realize this is parody?
GarryW05 1 year ago
@GarryW05 He does speak quite earnestly, I thought he was serious for the longest time
Lallapalalable 1 year ago
God the Bible is fucked-up.
demoskunk 1 year ago
you are shouting as if you've been constipated for years.... there is always polite and intelligent way.. moron...
troyvasanth 1 year ago
is father greg making fun of glorified truth? becaus ehes got him spot on
johnnythesailorman 1 year ago
"I am louder than you therefore I am correct"
Imbisill 1 year ago
The whole jew overpaying contradiction disproves the bible by itself lol
ricktor002 1 year ago
fucking derro! lol, awesome
fifh89 1 year ago
Shitburgers!!! LMFAO! Nothin funnier than an angry aussie preaching the good word!! fuckin hilarious!!
suspectVandal 1 year ago
To much yelling/cussing to be interesting. Obviously, the foreskins were just trophies could have just as easily been ears.
GreensongOakheart 1 year ago
1:20 lol'd at Jewish joke.
Nice vid! 5*
SoLo92ut 1 year ago
y r u so mad
zapo147 1 year ago
satire
Freshman000000 1 year ago
And what do you do with the foreskins once you have them? eat em? LMFAO xD:::
jxaxmxixn 1 year ago
@jxaxmxixn I think they save the foreskins, put them in a photo album or something.
DiverforPort 1 year ago 23
@DiverforPort scrapbooking with foreskins? how novel.
chyrd 1 year ago
@DiverforPort make little foreskin dollys.
cruciphile 10 months ago
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superraiden 1 year ago
hey nexustheplanet watch your FUCKING mouth you blasphemer
wooch90 1 year ago
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wow, father greg = false teacher.
NeXuSthePLANET 2 years ago
Fuck you ass hole Father Greg is a true man of God and only preaching the WORD!! You'd better shape up or you're going to be going to hell soon!
Shadowlit001 2 years ago 12
@Shadowlit001 moron
gphhawkins 1 year ago
@Shadowlit001 oh the ignorance
gphhawkins 1 year ago
@Shadowlit001 you'd better think up, or else you're gonna get to the stupid room of the mental hospital REAL soon! :P
damn christians with your crazy stories...
De4sher 1 year ago
...Is 1GOD1JESUS crazy, or just has UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE!?!!
Either way is win.
sentenal01 2 years ago
You where right about the volume. Very funny.
darthstinky 2 years ago
"You can tell david wan't jewish..because theres no way he would pay twice as much for something that he didn't have to"
LMAO
ParadoxAnonymous 2 years ago
Why would you censor the work "cocks" and not anything else? :P
DasGuntLord01 2 years ago
@DasGuntLord01
surely for humour. It wasn't censored at the end.
Hereticbooks 2 years ago
Sure sounded the word was intentionally softened to me.
DasGuntLord01 2 years ago
This video made me laugh. The bible is full of so much material it almost isn't even fair.
EntropyUniverse 2 years ago 2
I'm going to have nightmares for months
Chadwickyboy 2 years ago
lol it's 1 samuel verse 25 fucking hillarious shit
lolocaustism 2 years ago
You could have asked me about freeware compressor solutions, and how they work, or if I could recommend a good and reasonably priced microphone. We're obviously past that now.
I'll give you one last piece of unsollicited advice though: don't drink and post.
therealnetgrazer 2 years ago
Hey perhaps then he could use the compressor-limiter to reduce the dynamic range of the audio so he can turn the audio up even louder and blast the people even worse!
Dazzwidd 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure that's what he'd use it for, but then you'd just turn down the volume right away, and the shouting wouldn't be that annoying, relatively speaking...
therealnetgrazer 1 year ago
Maybe he ought to just not worry about the compressor-limiter and run his microphone through a tremolo generator ;-D
Dazzwidd 1 year ago
That would definitely give a nice dramatic effect!
therealnetgrazer 1 year ago
1god1jesus wrote:
"Who the fuck do you think you are? fuck off you fucking loser, buy yourself a microphone and stick it up your arse!"
wow, i didn't see that one coming!
i was being constructive, thought i could help you improve what you're doing, since i agree with the "message"
It seems you don't handle criticism very well.
i don't think i'll be subscribing to your channel, and i can't imagine why nonstampcollector would collaborate with someone as rude and uncivilized as yourself.
therealnetgrazer 2 years ago
If you're going to shout and talk normally in one take, consider using a compressor/limiter to get the levels right. And PLEASE buy yourself a decent microphone.
As for the content... could have been funnier and shorter at the same time.
therealnetgrazer 2 years ago
Blimey dude who do you think you are Steven Spielberg?
DiverforPort 2 years ago
Oh, it's just a youtube vid, let's not strive for anything better than crap quality, right?
There's nothing wrong with making an effort. If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right. You don't need to have Hollywood aspirations for that.
therealnetgrazer 2 years ago
Well maybe you should just go back to your coffee shop and smoke something.
DiverforPort 2 years ago
Are you suggesting that I'm taking things too seriously? Well, maybe I am... But if you upload material of mediocre quality and allow for comments, then you open yourself to criticism. Which I gave.
As for the smokes, I gave that up to make room for more constructive hobbies. You should try it some time... being constructive, I mean.
(If anyone wonders why I even bother to answer, check DiverforPort's hobbies... Maybe you should get yourself a new dog!)
therealnetgrazer 2 years ago
LOL, your comments are funny anyway, I am not going to post all my private info here at YT. BUT if you want to know more I have been to most countries in Europe, I love London the most and Amsterdam, I was joking about you smoking in coffee shops, it is like this though Father Greg and NSC are 2 different comedians, some people prefer Steve Martin others prefer Robin Williams, it is a matter of taste. The reason why I mention my dogs is I much prefer dogs to people. I don't care who knows it.
DiverforPort 2 years ago
's All good... I love dogs too :)
And homegrown weed tastes better anyway!
therealnetgrazer 2 years ago
I would not know about that, but we did watch a program on TV a few months ago on people growing it themselves out your way. Big no no in Utah though.
DiverforPort 2 years ago
Cops and housing corporations are cracking down on the little man here as well, people are wising up quickly and going stealth even more, just like in the US. The only growers you hear about are the ones doing it wrong. You'd be surprised if you knew how many of your neighbours are undercover botanists!
therealnetgrazer 2 years ago
@therealnetgrazer I'd live there if I could, not cause of pot, I am getting too old for all that, just the easy going attitude. My hubby has a lot of family there.
DiverforPort 2 years ago
Smoking makes your lungs go black. Eeeew!
Dazzwidd 1 year ago
That's why they invented vaporizers :)
therealnetgrazer 1 year ago
And I guess that would be the reason they invented anti-psychotic medication
Dazzwidd 1 year ago
You wern't mixing up Spielberg with William Shakespeare when you made that other comment were you?
Dazzwidd 1 year ago
Not quite sure why you think I brought up Spielberg, just forget I suggested you try the vaporizer, pot is not for everyone!
Sorry to hear you're on the other stuff, from what I've heard that doesn't combine well with much else. Best of luck tho.
therealnetgrazer 1 year ago
No, i'm not on anything. I don't even take pain killers. I just ride it out. Anyway that other post concerning spielberg was for diverforport, I am sure I clicked reply on her post. Oh well these mistakes occur when you are replying to a great whack of people all at once
Dazzwidd 1 year ago
K that makes sense now... I guess... sort of... :)
therealnetgrazer 1 year ago
She made the post about going to the coffee shop and smoking something after calling you spielberg. I believe that she probably mixed him up with shakespere as he was dutch and they are the one's with the coffee shops where they smoke the weed and eat the THC laced cakes and biscuits etc... I wonder if they have cheshire cats there too ;-P
Dazzwidd 1 year ago
OK, point taken. Except...
William Shakespeare was not dutch! He's about as english as they come. Yes, we have coffeeshops - though their numbers are in steady decline - but contrary to the californian shops they don't allow the sale of cannabis derivatives such as "space cake" or whatever you call it...
therealnetgrazer 1 year ago
As for the Cheshire cat, I know a little shop in Amsterdam that has its depiction painted over the entrance, but any other link eludes me. Lewis Caroll (my personal favorite in english literature) wasn't dutch either :) Unfortunately for us. We've got cheese, though. Lots of wonderful cheese. Cheeeeese, Gromit! OK, I'll stop now.
therealnetgrazer 1 year ago
NO Dazz he knows what I meant by that comment, getting a bit bitchy are you not? Are we getting a soft soft for therealnetgrazer now?
DiverforPort 1 year ago
ha ha ha! I was wondering when you would start getting edgy. Some of you people are soooo predictable! Anyway you aren't getting "bitchy" (horrible word that!) because I won't divulge to you what gender I am?
Dazzwidd 1 year ago
Take a lot more than that to get me edgy, you are after all the one who is getting bitchy, so say what you like sweetie. Maybe you need to take something for that cold of yours or have you got PMS at the moment?
DiverforPort 1 year ago