Russia Open to No Nukes?! June 11, 2009

[nottinmatterz2day]

real cute :)

[sergeyerror]

the right way is to spell "Российские новости" by the way.

[Immortal1001]

Amis are stupid! Brainless seed!

[patricegfr]

A new taxe in France .....!! But our little master of the world has promised to cut taxes ..... Well well well. I don't know any president who had promised to cut taxes before being elected had realised this heavy duty!

[MrMustang13]

the us should be the last country in the world to get rid of nukes

[spuddangar]

thank god there is an intellegent being on this page other than me!

[BretterThanRealLife]

lol excellent french person impersonation...

[BorshCaen]

"Bears...love...vodka" looks a little stupid. Perhaps that may to be changing on something shrewd? But Marta looks like a real Russian girl. A bottle and bears are hideing her sweet face.

[pbunyan568]

Love the new haircut Marta

[redbrest]

aaaaaa

[athriaxo]

Actually I would rather trust Irani then the U.S.A. goverment with giving up the weapons because the U.S. have so many nuclear weapons it would be impossible for UN inspectors to ever find even half of them if the U.S. Goverment doesnt want them to because most of the store sites are underground ... no satellite would ever be able to pick them up untill they are fired.

[spuddangar]

you are a downright fool!Excuse my blatancy but, unlike the Governments throughout the Middle East, the US government is far more stable. Secondly, America possesses a wide array of other strategic military capabilities that other countries envy. We are actually capable of waging a war without the use of nuclear weapons. Iraq and Iran are militarily week and need a trump card so to speak in order to thwart America. the only reason we havnt won the war is because they are hiding in caves. moron!

[athriaxo]

Oh, right you havent won because they hide in caves ... maybe you havent won because its not theyr point to win, they want this war to last so the companys involved with the war can cash in and finance theyr political careers and give them a high payed job later on.

[spuddangar]

now u are just talking like the zeitgiest, conspiracy theories are interesting but less than plausible. nice try though. take this into historical context and leave the spin to the doctors plz. besides, if u knew anything at all about politicians u would know that they dont need a high paying job, they are generally very wealthy prior to their election, which is how they campaigned. go back to school kid.

[athriaxo]

Haha ure the one who needs schooling because saying: "u would know that they dont need a high paying job, they are generally very wealthy prior to their election" is like saying: "Once you made your first 100 Million Dollars u dont want more" its ridicolous!

The richer you get, the more Money you want ... look into history: Wealth and power have allways corrupted peoples minds into thinking they need more of it!

That is why Plato and so many other great thinkers prefered to stay poor.

[spuddangar]

u are so stupid, plato sacrates aristotle, all born highly wealthy, aristotles father was the phisician of a king for christ sake. most politicians go into that field as a career dumb ass. infact, many of their decendants also end up politicians stop trying to outsmart me, sorry, u cant, not with the pathetic come backs you are using. besides, look into most modern politicians, they own some form of campany, like i said, they dont need a high paying job, their life is their job. just stop trying

[spuddangar]

sorry, ran out of room to type, but anyway, sacrates did choose to stay poor, though he was born into one of the wealthiest families around at the time, all were born very very wealthy and did very very little to further that wealth, they devoted their time to learning. something u should try.

[athriaxo]

If intelligence was measured in self confidence, then yes you would indeed be smarter than i am.

The man lived in a Barrel, and refused to accept payment from his students (wait i confused socrates with plato) youre going to tell me he wasnt against money and possesion?

Also, dont tell me to devote my time to learning, because if you had any sense at all you would realize that even writing to you like i do in a foreign language takes quite some time to learn and forever to master.

[spuddangar]

actually my self confidence is considerably low, i just get a kick out of messing with dip shits like you.

"The man lived in a Barrel, and refused to accept payment from his students (wait i confused socrates with plato) youre going to tell me he wasnt against money and possesion?"

this whole thing...all mixed up. made very little since. and im going to say this only once, so read with care, my point was that these philosiphers were politicians who didnt seek money, you poroved my point.

[athriaxo]

The way youre overrating yourself is almost making me feel bad for you, it seems your delusional and your free usage of insults just goes further in showing how weak and scared you realy are behind the mask.

Also, stating that you are smart and I am not, does not make it so, much rather it makes you look like a fool, because unlike you I was able to keep my cool during this discussion and stayed polite while you can only resort to insults and calling me dumb, while ignoring most of my arguments

[spuddangar]

i wear no mask, i only poked fun at you to get you tempered, it is comerical to me. and if you do feel bad for me, dont. i am quite will off in life, i am studying to become a doctor, i grew up in a good family, but im working things out my own way. i needn't sympathy, only empathy, you as well ignored my arguments, philosiphers were politicians who chose to stay poor. power currupts, absolute power corrupts absolutley. irani govt has absolute power. you decide. corruption was your argument

[athriaxo]

and simply putting out statements and trying to switch the construct of your argumentation however you need it.

But the sad truth is: I dont much care what a guy thinks whose initial argument was: "the only reason we havnt won the war is because they are hiding in caves".

Where you a polite and interresting person to have this conversation with, I would go on explaining what I know and listening to what you know but since you are acting like a child, I shall no longer waste my time here.

[spuddangar]

that wasnt my initial argument but ok, ill play nice. and i found something we agree on

Ask yourself this: Is it worse to starve to death at a young age or not be born at all?

Donations to the third world might ease your bad conscience but they usually create more problems than they solve ... in other words: Dont send a fucking shovel or food ... send nothing but good advice and let the whole mess regulate itself as nature intended ... "

my sentiments exactly!

[athriaxo]

But just so you know: I have a measured IQ of 138, speak 5 Languages, own two companys and am a member of the Mensa High IQ society.

So realy calling me stupid repeatedly only makes you look dumb.

[spuddangar]

that is an impressive iq, i will stand down where corrected.

however, your statement with sacratese and plato,proves my point. history and my argument go hand in hand

as i said before your statement proved my point, your argument is only theory, mine- evincible. stability in america makes america the prime candidate for handleing nukes with caution. irani govt is highly unstable, makes them extremely dangerous. btw, i only poked fun at u because i love to pick at conspiracy theorists,

[oblongjoeisreal]

I look foward to the Gnooze shorts so much lately, Stephen Colbert, should take notes.Gnooze rocks my face!!!!

[chickenfootify]

love it

[jx14aby]

"skinny girl saying her legs are flabby."

love the image.

miss you. this is almost two weeks old.

come on man. . . . . . .

[enirhpenipe]

5*****

[KaOssis]

Lool, it's a name for a dirty Soul, lol, just that someone thought they'ed steal the name of Babylon is smokin to cover up a game between Nation's over the Canker of a Worm, or rather, the Cadaseus Serpent = $, and who win's the war of Depression =Canaan!

[poprocks889]

Cute hair, Marta!

[KaOssis]

Oh, just remembered, it's a code for the Live Coal in the Bible, lool!

[KaOssis]

I thought Carbon Tax was first associated with writing/printing on paper, including wallpaper sometime back in the 12-16th century.

[Tressco]

Gonzo journalism at its best!

(Best Vodka commercial, I've seen so far!)

[bowsergirlpuncher]

are there 2 naked men standing on either side of the camera?

[Faztlan]

Nuclear Weapons should only be American weapons!!

[Illuvater]

New intro?? Very nice!

[cherryyiicee]

Love the hair!

And everything else!

[OrgasmandTea]

Haha try living in England love....we get less sun than the soles of an elephants foot.

[Gamefr3Q]

Awesome.

[kalaway]

Every day that I don't have to use my air conditioner is a good day to me. Keep up June gloom!

[greenwoodtea]

will you marry me ???

[SoGladUCame]

You're hair looked better than usual.

[hey1031]

Awesome show!

Haha! I love all your accents!

[quovardiss]

very funny nk, have you had ur hair done ? very nice.

[faszika]

500.000$ is not enough? how about some led in the face?

[hearNyou]

Woo Marta......

yer goin from strength to strength on these last couple :)

Onitt&funni ;)

The weather here in UK is also greyyyyy (the G is active) and it seems like July could be a mud pie !!!

(....sorry....)

[Bassmarko]

Socialized medicine will be a mistake. Europe nationalized medicine back when the cost was super low. To socialize the complex high tech and expensive system we have today would not be affordable. More people would just stop working and tax revenue would go down until tax rates or treatment would be unacceptable. Sorry cant sign up for that program. If it was affordable maybe but we are already trying to pay for things we cant afford.

[hearNyou]

What, like health care?

[Bassmarko]

Yes, like healthcare. :)

I'm glad others can see the government cant afford to do everything for us. We have to do some things for ourselves.

"A government big enough to give you everything is big enough to take it away"

[hearNyou]

Do you not think that tax rates and medical treatment are unacceptable already?

Is the fear of anticipated 'big' government policy to overide the need for social provision and the exploitation for profit by private/corporate business, who appear to be the main opponents of reform?

[Bassmarko]

We like our health care very much. Under the current system they work like hell to save your life. Under the new system the government will need to see if its worth it. So if youre very sick, young or old sorry youre just not worth saving. This is a very slippery slope if you ask me. More money for less effective treatment is a bad idea. Tell me how long does it take to get a hip replaced done there. I have heard some countries refuse to do them. I could have one in a week.

[TandEeesDad]

They could afford to do much more for the general public if they weren't busy spending billions feeding the War Machine.

[Bassmarko]

I agree! Why should we have to fight everyones wars for them? We need a strong military to defend ourselves but other than that I do agree that money could be spent on other things like lower taxes.

[KaOssis]

we've had money spent on lower taxes for decade's, it cost's ten time's as much!

[Bassmarko]

The only way you can believe this is one of three ways.

1. You dont live in the US

2. You dont make enough to be taxed or collect welfare.

3. Are a socialist/collectivist and want a nanny state to take care of every aspect of your life.

So which is it?

Note: Option three always fail because in the end people will avoid taxes by avoiding income. Tax revenue will fall like a rock. Services will be cut to the bone what stays will be lackluster.

[KaOssis]

You mean Filthy Lucre, and that's the Name of the Lord, loool!

[Bassmarko]

So are you saying that money is our god? I wish you made more sense here. The system of money is a different question. We all have to work with the money system as corrupt as it is. My point is we pay a lot of taxes on many levels while the economy is collapsing. The government here in the US continues to grow. Meanwhile economy shrinks as job evaporate and people lose their homes. Then even higher taxes. It does not make sense.

~Peace

[ujdo]

IT LIKE IT'S BEEN A NUCLEAR WINTER!! My grape hate this. And the forcast looks exactly the same for at least the next 5 days! This is NOT helping my pool get warm! I wonder if Vegas is clear?? ;)

[AussieSteve001]

Yep, gloom June.

[Pillat07]

Sooooo I'm watching the show for a 5th time, I'm actually just going to let it play while I type my ideal for the show.

Oh, for your big Ideal thing, how about you do a small time lot to read a post from one of your fans. I think it would be cool to have my youtube name said on a show. Yeah......I said it..... I think it would be cool....does that really make me a loser?????Yeah, really I sit at home hoping one day a comment I posted will actually be read on a show.....So...

[Pillat07]

Yeah, your hair was diffrent......

Anyway, good show, liked it. No British accents. Yeah, I'm bored thats why I'm watching the vid for a 4th time... Oh, in my recommend for you page they had a gnooze where your sister was on, done in like 07.....funny..... Yeah, really bored. Ummmm I was reading about the Earth tilting on it's axis, and a bunch of serious shit that is going to happen because of it, weather catastrophies one of them, Anyone else hear anything about that.

[dsmoya31410]

Okay, your Russian accent is surprisingly sexy.

[Hybrid5226]

Nice Hair cut ....

[jx14aby]

Yes.  June weather has been awful.

[TheZarbodShow]

Well actually French socialism has been disastrous as far as innovation goes. Even the new president pointed out how insane the short work week was and put an end to it. Turns out, working hard actually results in achievement.

[deluxe316]

give up our weapons on 3 LOL!>>>i love the new 1930's Gangster character...Gnooze rocks

[mike8494]

Your the best Marta I Love your work.. :-) Mike

[pbunyan568]

There ya go Marta, you just started a new thing. If weather is bad in July call it poke me in the eye July. Brilliant!! haha

[strav12]

Shit! I can't fucking believe Geitner ballsed out on the salary cap! Christ! Really no hope now even with Prezzy Bammy. The French skit was really superbe, magnifique, incroyable (how do you spell 'cockamayme'?!) - but missed Uncle Mahmoud's jingle jangle :( - but nice to see the wodka loving bears are not extinct - perfect on Putin imho. Do you realise our favourite Uncle Mahmoud might be losing elections in Iran right now Marta? Jaysus! What is the world coming to?

[AfricanMadman]

You think the summers are bad now....

Wait til the temp really gets up.....

[gnooze]

No, it's the opposite! It's been freezing and gloomy here. I like 90 degree weather!

[Chrisnoscrub047]

I didn't know she was a liberal.

[gnooze]

I keep my political views to myself.

[Chrisnoscrub047]

Some views that seem "modern liberal" are showing... not saying you are but some are showing.

[Cubicleboy04]

Yes, we can all just drink wadka. That's the world I wanna live in!

[DookofHDP]

That cartoony voice reminded me of that bugs bunny cartoon where he hides the gangsters in the oven and then hilarity ensues (Bugs and Thugs, 1954).

Woo hoo! Happy weekend! :D

[JohnBear60]

The Russian thing is getting old, Marta. Come on, really! Otherwise, keep up the good work. You look like you just got out of bed to do this video, but still very sexy.

[supercommie]

Putin's only saying that cause he's afraid SDI might actually work.

[ukrainesuperpower87]

Russia has technology on its ICBM/SLBMs to avoid missile defence with easy

Missile defence is waste of money and could not be true effective even if it will be deployed

[facefullofcum]

And that is bullshit. They also claimed Kontakt 5 ERA can not be beat by a HEAT round. Which has been done many times. This would be like me telling you it is impossible to kill Western soldiers because they wear body armor and helmets.

[ukrainesuperpower87]

"They also claimed Kontakt 5 ERA can not be beat by a HEAT round. Which has been done many times"

Where? When? Kontakt 5 ERA is not battle proven against HEAT rounds as i know

[facefullofcum]

Back in the day. Soviet times actually. It was typicaly hyped up to be the best thing ever, as most new weapons are. lol And not only Russian weaponmakers are guilty of this:) And it actually is HEAT proof as long at it isn't a T warhead or as long as it is not hit in the same spot twice. But that is not only weakness of Kontakt 5, that is weakness of most all ERA. Explain this, how the fuck is a missile not going to be visible on radar? You know Americans would see it be lanuched at the least

[facefullofcum]

And if they can not be stopped by US MDS why does Putin cry so much like little bitch over the MDS being put in Cz and Pl? I mean his ICBMS can not be stopped according to Russian MOD....... Is it because they can and they are fearful that the only thing that keeps them on level with the west could become obsolete?

[DillonX]

The Russian accent - spot on - perfect!

The other accents were good but still need a little work.

[funbub]

Haha, I like the part with the Iranians!

[w1e2s3s4k5i6l7e8s9]

very good!!

[gunzorro]

July Sigh, no July Fry.

You're allways great! :)

[a4near]

I loved the" Dastardly Duo" !

[byronand5]

Great as always! The various accents you do are fantastic! :) Smokin' new haircut too!

[daniel987878]

This was funny. 5 stars Marta.

[jettbugg]

Someday...you will be famous!  Good insight!

[chelsithomas]

Great one Martha, an accent day!

[UunlanN]

It should be "Российские Новости"

>:c

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta,

For the government not to set wages,leaves them the right to decimate the companies which receive bailout money. By that , I mean,1 out of 10 executives gets executed..

As for the Russians giving up weapons at the same time as everyone else,They are waiting to see who blinkskis first.

The French carbon tax,would fly here.Its a TAX,and we know how the government loves taxes.

May Grey

June Gloom

July-moving to Florida. 5 stars.

[andreous7]

I thoroughly enjoyed this extended gnooze (the g is silent) today. Me thinks Id like to see more of this pattern. The accents I love, the gangsta from you dirty rat you killed my brother ilk, is wonderful :-)

This June-gloom is what? overcast?humid?

Must be bad to want a boink! in the eye, those eyes should be protected, poke me in the eye see, instead :-)

[Blargaldalien]

Marta practices safe eye boinking.

[andreous7]

I dunno, she has a crazy look in her eye

[qiranger]

Great one Marta! What's your take on the forthcoming act of including Big Tobacco under the FDA?

[artislife13]

this is one of my least favorite episodes. yeah sure americans are not the brightest, BUT the carbon tax is a big joke.

its now ok to let a company put a patton on a seed but not the actual living plant.

its also now ok to tax people for living in an enviorment rich in waste and destruction.. created by the rich people who will spend your tax money... on the same wasteful destructive bullshit.......

[jfeucht82]

"...if everybody else did" - That's Russia's way of saying that they're unwilling to give up nukes. Because they know that the US would never consider giving them up first.

[KlaxonCow]

Umm, except it was Obama who suggested to Russia that they should think about getting rid of the weapons.

So, this is Russia saying "okay, sure, we can talk about that and see what can be done". Which is good news.

I know it's trendy to be cynical about everything - but this is progress.

Now, in reality, it'll probably, at best, just mean a reduction of the US / Russia arsenals rather than a true "nuclear free world".

But that's better than a kick in the balls and not doing anything at all.

[tak178]

Settling limits...sounds like Marxism to me.

[chena3]

funnie girl

cute haircut

bears and vodka

life is good

take care...

[Writious]

Thanks for the news.

[rudican]

Your so awesome!! the best news caster ever!

[StarrJaded]

Ya rock woman! :D

[utubesucks2003]

I complain about the weather all the time, living in LA...It's never cold enough.

[geekyvince]

I personally love the weather right now.

[motorolarules]

YOU ARE DRINKING WATER

[philblunt420]

There should be a cap on government salaries

[CommentorX]

There should be a cap on caps. Too many people wear them. Especially old guys on the beach with socks & sandals. They should tax those guys.

[scottmhoward]

aaaaaaaaaaaand:

lol love the North Korea Rocky/Mugsy gangster voice. ;D

(-: Marta's Awesome! :-)

[wilsonpwt]

If Russia will give up nuclear weapons, the United States will promise to use uranium dust making rounds only when we feel it is necessary...

[ndvuncle]

I love not having to run my AC. There are fewer fires the autumn after a June gloom.

I get a kick out of your France.

[scottmhoward]

Get your hair cut? The hair looks really good! =D ;D

[Bobalukey]

...do you know how much reading that would require? That's awfully complicated... Best line ever.