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  • who the heck downloads 2000 songs?

  • @Stinkeyfeet678 - I have about 15,000 songs... All downloaded, except for one album.

  • lol theyre about 15 years and 11 months off the GT5 release

  • lol, 2016

  • KEEP PRODUCING DVD`S FOR LIKE 12CENTS AND SELL THEM FOR LIKE 40 BUCKS, DUUUUHHHHHH ILL KEEP DOWNLOADING ILLEGAL MUSIC!!!!!!

  • 259 mph? i get mine up to 280-295

  • hey people,

    i was just wondering, if anyone has a Red Bull X1 that theyre not using at the moment, can i please lend it for a couple of races, it would help out alot and i would apreciate it, i aint like those pricks who would steal it, just need to lend it thats all, please help me out :) (ps3) gamertag - FoxyBoii

  • when he smashed, i thought he would say he smashed the car

  • WTF? 00:58 is rFactor 2! not gt5 tsk

  • THE RIAA IS SO GAY!!!

  • i do know it all as stated above, i know this isnt the autobahn and ive been clocked at 198 miles an hour leaving vegas to so cal in the rain while listening to pirated music. i also like talking shit before and after i beat everyone at everything.

  • How do you get it in the game?

  • 'do u have one of those sounds'- LOOL!!!

  • I want an X1.... damn jet fighter on wheels!

  • GT5 TOP ! FOrza suks!

  • money hogging cunts,,,,,

  • it doesnt matter how long GT5 is delayed they are just making it better all the time and its gunna be best driving game anyway

  • The fines are outrageous. Maybe a little more expensive as a punishment, but, when a CD costs $20, where do they get off with $750 per song? That's excessive punishment, and technically illegal (violation of the 8th Amendment).

    Also, that cop was so typical. Total dicks only interested in our money.

  • One star

  • lol this show is the best keep em going!

  • RIAA kiss my ass im from romania :D btw and romanias 80% of the population are pirates :D if u want i'll sell you my 100 $ Trabant :P

  • "You'll be able to drive it" Yeah...after collecting 20000000 cr or so :P

  • why do you show the symbol for spikes tactical for illegal music downloading? fail!

  • 1 more thing, if ya gonna download music, use someone elses connection.

  • I don't see the point of testing any land rover at the Nuremberg ring, who buys a land rover for it's lap times ?

    Why give it some dumb camo job ?

    They all look the same...

  • Just download porn. The RIAA dosn't care about tits and asses.

  • @koreandude81 redtube.com just like youtube but alot more naughtyer

  • thats it i hate gran turismo...i'm getting my money back for the pre order, screw them game doesn't drive like a real sim anyway (when a car sets a lap time record while drifting is difinitley not a sim) screw you Gran Turismo you Sim wanna be

  • I LIKE TURTLES

  • i agree. why make music if you don't want people to listen to it. ohh no, young jeezy isn't going to be able to buy a veyron until next year

  • they have things called personal loans... good job selling your car for no reason.

  • Millions of people illegally download music every day. What since does it make to go after one guy for something that tons of other people do? That's not cool. Here's a great idea, how about going after everyone in the world that illegally downloaded music? I doubt you'll see any payments coming in.

    Greedy cunts.

  • u like her armpit?? thats fairly strange, of course u were also "honking" on he face...

  • ADRIAN NEWEY!!!!

  • I really like the Evoque. It'll replace the LR3.

  • What's the best way to get people excited enough to buy whatever it is you're selling?

    Just flash a couple videos of a TVR and thats all she wrote. Seriously it works every time. I'm gonna to use a TVR to promote my real estate business.

    Have a house to sell? I'll buy it cash, close in 30-60 days.

  • THAT PIECE OF SHIT COP IS JEALOUS HE WILL NEVER DRIVE ON THE AUTOBAHN WHICH I CAN SAY EVERY CAR ENTHUSIAST SHOULD...Driving Fast is not driving recklessly, driving recklessly is driving recklessly and your speed is irrelevant...proof...THE AUTOBAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have basic rules for passing, push commercial vehicles in their own lane, put money into building full roads instead of add ons, and treat people like adults and viola you will have an american autobahn and less traffic deaths.

  • build the car...build the car...build the car

  • THUMPS UP IF YOU WANT A HUMPDAY GIRL EVERY HUMPDAY!!!

  • only retards use kazaa. torrents ftw

  • Why is Land Rover taking their prototype around the Nurburgring?? Really?? Next we are going to find out that Land Rover is going to be entering F1 in 2012!! This is just stupid!!! They SHOULD be taking this new concept on the Dakar or the Baja or something it (an SUV) was designed for!!! But I guess they need to have this thing set up so a soccer mom racing to practice doesn't roll her SUV just so little Johnny isn't late!! WTF!!!!

  • luckily i dwnload dancehall music so i prob wont get sued lol

    that hump day girl is HAAAAAWWWWWTTTTT lol

  • hey is gran turismo 5 coming for iphone as well or no?

  • @jeemsejunaid

    really?

  • @TraxxasKing what really?

  • @jeemsejunaid lol your funny

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  • Kinda lame that Land Rover couldn't be any more original than Evoque for their concept SUV name. Cadillac's Evoq of, well close to 11 years ago now (?), is what became the unloved, but stylistically extremely important XLR. Just a random point. Anyway, seriously, FUCK the greedy record companies and the RIAA making examples of people for downloading damn music. Bad enough they are already multi-multi-millionaires. Side note; I had no idea Kazaa was still even around...wow.

  • LOL what sort of moron uses Kazaa these days?

  • dont legally download music you say?lol

  • what day is blumpkin day?

  • Police in Europe don't give a fuck about illegal music. Go torrent & rapidshare !!!

  • so sick of waiting for Gran Turismo...(they do this every time, then they can't even include the cars that EVERYONE wishes would be on it.) No body mods, paint, or damage, but they plan on including NASCAR to draw in the redneck genre. I'll stick with Forza

  • fuck the RIAA. they wont defeat down-loaders they are just being douche bags it really is a loosing fight and makes them look bad and makes people want to screw them over

  • Kudos for Derek because mocking RIAA !

  • lol!!! Derek loves the armpit of the hump girl!!!!

  • gran gran turismo is all ready out fag

  • lets hope the Evoque is a real off road land rover and not like the new bmw x6 that isnt good on road or off. plus a suv is suppost to have lots of seats and space, not 4 seats and no boot.

  • wait....i thought wednesday was humpday

  • @dwevel012 this was a wednesday

  • agghhhhh why dont they have grand turismo on the 360!? GT is going to be sick! i want a PS3 just for GT can't wait to see the X1 it will be so sick!

  • I'm with JF!

  • KEEP DOWNLOADING ILLEGAL MUSIC!!!!! DONT LET THESE STUPID FUCKS TRY TO MAKE EXAMPLES OF PEOPLE TO SCARE US.

  • @julingy YES! Put musicians out of work! It's awesome! Music just gets worse! GO EVERYONE WE"LL ALL RALLY for THIS GREAT CAUSE!!

  • @viasevenvai lol, your joking about the putting musicians out of work right? ?? maybe if a fuckin song wasnt a dollar people would buy them..

    - think of all the ways musicians make money! you think they get most of their money from selling music!!!, i really dont think their hurting much man.

  • @julingy look at the statistics of the music industry. "think of the ways musicians make money...." OK, I can scratch "selling music" off the list. True that's a smaller portion, but it effects it all. Why should you get it for free? One microphone costs $5000, yet you complain about $1. Go make your own music and quit making people work for you for free. I have 4GB on my ipod that i've paid for, yeah its probably considered a small amount, cause it's paid for!

  • did anyone else notice the inward dimple  on the the girls left b00b ? *cough plastic surgery cough *

  • Well i don't think the evoque is considered starting a new type of bodystyle( 2 door SUV). There have been other explamples like the Ford Explorerand Chevy Tahoe. I Like this style but unfortunately they were killed off.

  • Derek D likes the armpits.

  • Maybe the small 5dr LR is a Freelander replacement?

  • I WANT A COMMENTER OF THE DAY

    NOT OF THE WEEK

    THIS JUST RUINED MY DAY

  • They should have formula Red Bull X1 or something similar. Massive awesomeness...

  • Yay! GranTurismo 5 will never arrive! 

  • @iannGT2 gran turismo is allready out he a dum bitch go online look it up dose not come out 2016 my ass

  • @zxcv1789 yeah, even i know D's joking, i ain't that stupid.

  • hump day...yaya yayayyy!

  • wow, fuck the riaa and that fat cock sucking cop!

  • FLD ROCKS! nuff said...

  • bmw already has a small 4 door suv its nothing new

  • LOL i got pulled over for doing 91 in 65. first words out of the cop's mouth "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?". i was just speeding up, i wonder what he would have said if he caught me going 110. LMAO ur butt will be hurting for a month, that's great lol

  • 2 doors + 2 doors = 5 doors? Either they are 2 and 4 doors or 3 and 5 doors. Not a 2 and a 5.

  • FUCK THE R.I.K.K THAY FUCKING SUCK.

  • they're introducing the new 5 door cuz land rover is gonna start a new branch just called range rover, so they need to have at least 2-3 products. so for the same reason you can expect the land rover brand to introduce new models based on the jag xj platform...

  • About the German speeder... First of all, I've seen the movie Bruno and i can confirm that the cop's comment about his ass hurting for a month doesn't apply to this kid, since he already takes it DAS HOLE. Yeah... I'm cool.

  • Ugh..American police are ridiculous.  They think they have absolute power and I'm an American myself.

  • Jeez... enough with the chicks. I want to watch a car show. Not the clichéd mashup of women and cars. Going down...

  • Gran Turismo should really have been released together with the PS3. FOUR years ago...

    I think that we will be lucky if the next Gran Turismo will come out before the PS4 comes out.

  • This aint autobahn.. fucking dick...

  • lol...5 door Evoque has already been revealed, a bit late FLD.

  • if "we all know... commenters know it all"... who left that comment?

  • LR3 and Discovery are not that great anyway ... Land Rover bring the new 5 door

  • @hannurk its not a discovery anymore, its the LR4. and it's winning most comparison tests because its excellent......

  • The Land Rover's new "What ever it's called" is Gay

  • @wallstreetyoung how is that?

  • Yeah GT5 being delayed is unsurprising lol. But I'm sure when it does come out it'll be really good.

  • To hell with greedy fat guys!! And yes, fuck you RIAA and WMG!!! I really do hope all those greedy old douche bags are enjoying themselves now, cause they will most likely be burning in hell later.

  • fuck RIAA!

  • GT5 is released in time for the holiday season. Say late November 

  • if these cunts dont what people down loading there music dont put it on the fucking net

    so we can, you cock smokers

  • all these new "segments" need to go away. if you're going to build a sports car, build a sports car. if you want an SUV, build an SUV. what the hell are you going to do with a squashed SUV that's not that fast anyways? not a damn thing.

  • I think the new land rover will do alright.. It something different... I have a 2 door 97 chevy tahoe and I love it.. people always ask about it

  • You guys seem to be at least a week behind Jalopnik.

  • wtf land rover should quit with the shit and make what they are again OFF ROAD VEHICLES damn :(

  • Who the fuck still downloads copyrighted music? most artists stick it up on the internet for free anyway.

  • @Zwank36 more like who the fuck still uses Kazaa?

  • so what happened to the cop?  get fired?

  • how would they know im downloading music illegally?... i mean not that im doing it. just curious about it.

  • @medelucki1

    you really believe your internet's information flow is not monitored by the government?

  • BADLY

  • fuck that greety looser mothe fuckers and the oil companies too

  • The RIAA needed that money about as much as that kid needed that collector car. Not sayin the kid cant drive somethin that's cool or what he wants, but stealing music is criminal regardless and because of this, the music industry is in trouble. I think this case is totally reasonable.

  • lol I am german and I didnt have nice cops so far here in LA

  • Derek you make a good Gleetard

  • @ldm0089 did you see the parody i was in? or you just saying that? haha

  • @comedicd i saw the parody lol. Your pretty good in the key of awsome parodies.

  • so the lesson here is to download through a proxy server. ha ha ha fuckers

  • GT5 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Red Bull X1 Prototype is ridge racer cars that prototype is official, really like design that is one fastest race cars ever seen my life. that prototype cars is beautiful that all i have say quite speechless.

  • Forza > Grand Turismo

  • haha he loves her arm pit mhmmm

  • No one saw the stig

  • poop

  • that cop is off the chain.threatening butt plugging will make people think twice about doing illegal stuff.

  • Remember my pirate brothers! SAFETY IN NUMBERS!

  • @Kirbynessness

    pirating it a way of life!!!

  • LMFAO "your ass would be hurting for a week" lmfaooooo

  • So... is the Lamborghini Jota coming or are Lambo just being dicks with the Sesto Elemento?

  • when is the next fldetour

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  • Delayed again? Why not just release the car as a free patch/update in the PS3 store? Other games have done that before.

  • SOMEONE NEEDS TO BUILD THE RED BULL X1!!!!

  • How did the website or company or whoever it was find out that he downloaded illegally?

  • YESS hump day girl of the week i love it

  • There is alot of talk about it being delayed due to it not keeping up with the wanted 60fps frame rate. Also there have also been rumours of them having to change a few bits around to deal with hackers and pirates messing with it all.

  • The 5 door Evoque isn't a secret. They've said they're gonna build it from the beginning and I reckon (In the UK at least) that's gonna be the one that sells best. Thats how it went with the Freelander and that was essentially a 4x4 Maestro rebody.

  • I'm goin to go and download some music of Kazaa... So I can finally stop buying new scooter everyweek LoL

  • GT5 delayed again? Surprise surprise... Probably won't have online play either, JUST LIKE GT4!

    still <3 GT though...

  • Holly sh*t a crap in my pants 20 seconds!!!

  • but what if i want the electric yellow decals?

  • That's right I do----signed Bullwinkle Moose

  • Yes Derek, I'm always right

  • in gt4 my toyota 88c-v was some 15 seconds than an F1 car at fuji and did some ridiculous 400mph+ wheelies

  • 1:47 IT'S THE STIG!

  • @davethenissanfan I hope you can drive as THE STIG, or maby use THE STIG as a Pokemon lol

  • @davethenissanfan Yes the Stig is in GT5 because it is confirmed that the Top Gear Test Track will be making an appearance. How cool is that?!

  • tit grab fail lol.

  • gran turismo delayed? I DIDNT SEEN THAT COMING

  • like i give a ffffkkkk you`ll never see my hard drive....

  • Who the fck uses Kazaa?

    I thought it was dead.

    Is this old news or did they felt like assholes and sue the guy for downloading music from Kazaa after like 5 years.

  • The X1 is awesome. Is that a fan at the back? I'll get a PS3 if GT5 ever comes out.

    Would be sweet if they made it for real. They could have the world's greatest drivers do time trial with it. I guess the problem is what happens when it crashes.

  • Guys relax, GT5 was postponed for only a month. This is mainly because of hackers that hacked the ps3 and would no longer need a disc to play.

  • He was honking her cheek lol. Wrong place

  • Can't believe GT5 is delayed again. It's almost getting to the point where I don't even want it any more. So what if a new prototype car comes out; put it in the next game! I honestly think Sony has to stop worrying about the finite details and finally get the game out into stores, it's been years since they announced it and it's been delayed too many times to count. I hope they realize the whole time they're delayed Forza and Microsoft are making way more money then they are on GT5.

  • lrx sounds bad ass like it turns me on as i think about it land rover xtreme hell yea oh oh oh god an suv made me mess myself god thats sexy

  • lol Derek doesn't even see the girl, only a green screen

  • At this rate I will have my BMW Z4 before GT5 comes out. I did love the "Commenters always know everything" that is so true.

  • I thought  SUVs were supposed to die already

  • I bet the drummer Lars has something to do with that guy getting sued for downloading music. Lars is a douchebag!! Miss the old metallica. Well about Gran Turismo 5 damn im excited about that red bull car.. I already have my Logitech G27 waiting for GT5. Its going to be the ultimate racing simulator ever.

  • @IsicanA7X Lol only gonna be as good as a console sim.

  • @Bansheeflyr name a better simulator that you can get under 500$??? yea thats right. sure i can spend 5$ for a better simulator wait why not buy a car by then???? GT5 and logitech g27 =]

  • @IsicanA7X lol the g27... mmmmm better yet, add on a surround 6 or 8 monitor setup and a nice sound system with a couple subs for the full effect. And you cant easily kill yourself while driving!

  • @IsicanA7X LMao.....

    Name a better? How about 3 better ones? Iracing, Rfactor, Gtr2. Already, Iracing is in by itself enough of an answer. But just in case you didn't know about the extensive flexibility of PC sims vs. Console sims, then i gave you a solid answer without flaming you. I will be saddened to see GT5 to be o so slightly overated that it is, considering its been delayed a hilarious amount of times, and its gonna have a ton of content, but not excel well in probably any area.

  • @Bansheeflyr watch?v=_1EEZe-Eqto

    obviously you show ignorance towards the series. yes when it started it was a video game now it evolved into a simulator. I have played those simulators using my Logitech on my pc. I find them no where close to GT5Prologue. Pc does not have enough attention to have a great simulator. Not just is GT5 a accurate racing simulator it has more content than any racing game on the planet and actual sponsers from WRC NASCAR.... and Mercedes benz and top gear??????

  • you was honking her head,lol.

  • I want my Gran Turismo NOW! Skip the extra crap for now and just give me an update later! I don't care!

  • @AudiABTr8

    we're all in anticipation lol. but a recent news claim that Kaz is thinking of including bikes. so who knows what will happen next

  • @AudiABTr8 they should just make updateable patches as new cars are produced even though it would take ages

  • @AudiABTr8 they have production problems they cant make enough copies for all the pre-orders

  • omg!!!! i hate this crap!!!! GT just release the damn game!!! everytime they think about releasing it another car company releases a car that they want to add or they figure out a new graphical idea to add....hey dumb------- that will always happen just release the game. they are being so stupid that i might not even buy the game!!! I dont buy crap from stupid people.

  • Gt5 car is clearly a copy of the caparo T1...

  • The Evoque will not be in competition with the LR Freelander (because of style/image/price) and LR3 (because it is a very big and heavy SUV that can actually go off-road i.e. a totally different type of vehicle)

    I think that the Evoque will be an absolute hit for the company because it will sell in large numbers (it will substantially increase the revenues) and because of the high volume and green engines it will decrease the CO2 emissions by a quite significant margin.

  • Derek, Since most people today are concerned about image I think both the 3 and 5 door versions of the Evoque will be a success.

    The Evoque will be the greenest of the Range Rover Family.

    The 3 door version will be for the wifes/daughters of men who have "a proper Range Rover"

    The 5 door version will be ideal for families who want something upscale which is not German, drive a lot in the city and/or can not afford "a proper Range Rover"

  • I think Land Rover should focus on making their current crop of vehicles better instead of making new chick friendly SUV's. They constantly rank near dead last in quality.