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  • Lol auto tune pain

  • it sounds like shes being raped or tourted O.O

    it sends shivers down my spine.

  • The best is the spanish one (i'm not spanish, that's only because the french is shit)

  • @Irhalas yep

  • it would be funnier if portal had portuguese option....... BELIEVE ME

  • This sounds more and more painful i hear this.

  • jeeze this stuff is brutal not so much if she didnt sound like she was in horible pain

  • Russian Fail.

  • Gah! I feel bad for her, especially in my mother tongue.

    I'm a Quebecker.

  • Russian GLaDOS..... Nya! Nya, nya! Aaaaaaat!!!!

  • NE NADO GOVORIT CHTO RUSSIAN OZVYCHKA is bad(

  • It was painful enough watching it once, the first time. Watching it several times in a row just now was even more heart-wrenching. D:

  • 1:11 Who the hell parked his car here?

  • And i thought german dub was crappy, but russian is even worse.

  • Nine! Stop! Nine! Nine! Nine! Nine! MEEEOW!!!

  • lol my first play through my sister said she sounded like t-pain

  • Englisch: Epic

    Spain: lol...

    French: Typically french

    German: Epic too

    Russian: NYAN CAT!

  • I like how in the Russian one, she says "Nyet, nyet, nyet, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...­"

  • the english is more like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAaAaAaH!!! and the others are like NoOoOoOoOo lol english makes it more PAINFUL (like the comment below alittle) lol

  • The German screams sounds like somebody stepped on a cat's tail. :D

  • IM IN SPACE!

  • Its like T-Pain, but a women. And less annoying

  • Wow, so screams of pain and death REALLY DO sound the same in all languages...

  • English version still sounds the most painful.

  • spanish is porn sounds from redtube

  • The German one sounds like a trumpet.

  • I like the spanish one. xD

  • GET YOUR HANDES OFF ME

  • Still, the english version is the best.

  • @arnold23121990 Obviously.

  • @arnold23121990 I'm German...and i agree :D

  • This... has ruined my image of GLaDOS.

  • Russian: Nyen! Nyen! Nyen!

    *CAR HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOORN*

  • The German version is a deflating balloon >.>

  • 0:12 English scream: Bass Guitar

    1:08 Russian Scream: Calm Orgasm

  • GLaDOS sounds like a copyer in russian

  • Thumbs up if you saw a toilet by GLaDOS in english

  • Russian: NEH NEH NEH!! SPACEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Autotuned.

  • Russian GLaDOS is the most beautiful. ^-^ I like her.

  • German: Nain, schtop, Nain, Nain, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeen!

  • @zakifadleik May I correct the spelling?

    In German it is: Nein! Stopp! Nein! Nein! *painful scream*

    And she also says: Hände weg von mir! = Get your hands off me!

  • Why is the French dub kind of hot?

  • Autotune much? XD

  • Y no Japanese???

    IIE IIE IIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  • Niet niet this is Нет нет!На русском!On russian!I'm from Russia!

  • No turkish? :(

  • Niet. NIET. NIET! NIET!!!

    FUUUUUUUUUU*KKKKK

  • 0:42 sounds like my girlfriend in bed.

  • english-no no NO NOOOONOOOOoOOooooOoo!

    spanish-no no NO NOOOONOOOOoOOooooOoo!

    french-no no NO NOOOONOOOOoOOooooOoo!

    german- nein nein NEIN NEIEIEINEIEIEeiEIeieieiEIeiein­!

    russian- niet niet NIET NIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

    German+Russian=I'm different.

  • @THEYEBALLS You almost got it ;D

  • 0:28 = epic

  • french sounds like shes having sex

  • 0:24 telemundo soap opera

  • Portal 1 or 2? I do not recognise this map?

  • @tehpwn3dlife portal 2

  • I feel like I'm going to be shot but.. I like the French one better.

    And no, we French don't all sound like we're recording a porn movie each time we open our mouth, geez.

    Give up the stereotypes already.

  • The french one appeared and i was like french??? MY DOG IS FROM FRANCE!!! I was a noob and let my dog listen to it.. Wish i knew french... Lol

  • Spanish Version: It's the Spanish Inquisition upon her butthole.

  • What wrong after these screams?

  • the spanish one remind me of the cleaning lady in family guy when she says no no no

  • ну чё вы,нормал у русских озвучка(((

  • Russian: NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! NYAN! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!­!!!

  • @1246piotrek1246 nyan? u mean nyet.

  • @1246piotrek1246 Maybe you meant german? nyan, nyan... because in Russian it sounds like: "net, net..." and where you heard it cat? I'm the only one who did not hear a cat?

  • @1246piotrek1246 NYAN or NIET?

  • At the beginning I had the volume at full-blast AND I was wearing headphones. I think I'm deaf now.

  • the english one sounded the best.. you can almost feel the pain

  • AUTO-TUNED GLADOS!

  • car horn

    LOLWUT

  • Am I the only one who thought the Spanish one sounds like a girl getting raped?

    I'm such a sick perv ._.

  • French is the most normal.

  • English is best simply cause of how disturbing the autotune sounds.

  • why does not Polish? :(

    Russian is similar to the polish :D Nie, nie!

  • @Matti04VEVO Nope. Those languages are totally different. And the cries "Niet! Niet!" (Нет! Нет!)

  • :( i have spanish version....i wanted to hear GlaDOS scream like in the english version....phhhhhhhhhhhhhFUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • The dubbers did a terrible job of replicating the scream.

  • Why is the french one girly and wierd?

  • @MrBluegenius because it's french, lol

  • Stop, I can't stand looking at those arms being mean to her ;_;

  • I actually felt kind of bad for GLaDOS during this bit. Can't really explain it well, but I think it was because her screams sounded so... genuine, after she lied so much before.

  • The german synchro is actually pretty good.

    But the scream was a let-down...

  • english version is just.. creeepyy

  • spanish..-!!!! xDDD viva peru carajo!!

  • English version was only one to give me chills!

  • Nyet, nyet, nyet! *presses car horn*

  • quitame las zarpas de encima

    noo noooo noooooooooooooooo...o.

  • GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!!!! NO STOP NO........NO, NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • the english one is still the best XDD

  • NEIN! SHHTOP! NEIN!

  • the only real effort valve put in was english and spanish

  • German GLaDOS sounds like a child.

  • @Theguybehindyou14 O'rly?

  • In soviet russia portal plays you.

  • German sounds like it tough. English is nice. French like porn movie =) Spanish which is boring.

    'm From Russia so I'm playing with a Russian voice acting. It is the best for me =)

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a

  • German actually sounded funny! Then the Russian one just was weird. The French one however sounded like she was being raped. o.o;;

    Still like the English one! :D

  • Why is the Russian GLaDOS's scream replaced with a car horn?

  • @66Metallicaman66 I keep reading your comment and laughing! XD

  • @66Metallicaman66 Because they can't find a good Female Russian voice actor, they used Microsoft's narrator instead...

  • @66Metallicaman66 Because that is how A.I. bears on unicycles sound like when they scream.

  • @66Metallicaman66 why is the top comment a ripoff of someone else's comment?

  • russian was all like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaa.

    lol

  • Everyone, except French, we are making science, not a porn movie.

  • What's wrong with Russian?

  • French was kinda hot. Hmm.

  • i wish a could scream like that

  • OMG what kind of crazy orgasms were those

  • English is the most realistic

  • english glados wins, then spanish. The other screams were so fake...

  • Russian made me giggle snort.

  • nyet! nyet! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaa

  • french was pretty funny

  • german is good and english is the beste (i'm german)

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  • The german version sucks, as usual. I wonder if there is any game that has a good german synchronisation

  • German: Nine, nine, niney, nine!

  • I always choose the original languaje to play a game (I'm argentinian and speak spanish obviously xD) and the english glados is the best :D

  • engish is better (i'm italian)

  • I find it hilarious that the Russian one has the least emotion... i mean i get she's a robot, But really? XD

  • wow. it got increasingly crappy, each time

  • The English version was the best to me, and for one reason, GLaDOS's musical scream!

  • Die deutsche Synchro vom Game ist ohnehin nicht wirklich gelungen.

  • German: NEIN! NEIN! VOLKSWAGEN! MERKEL! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRKKKKKKEEELL.­....

  • @THEYEBALLS wow you are a fucking racist

  • @HeinerGunnar Why? @THEYEBALLS!!!! GOT TO SAY SOMETHING!!! IT'S RACIST TO SAY NEIN (JUST AS YA KNOW) Oh, back to you again heiner. 

  • @THEYEBALLS oktoberfeeeeeest

  • @THEYEBALLS Does it rly sounds like that for english people? :O 

  • Yeaaaah...the RUssians put no effort into autotuning.

    GLaDOS' english (native) voice is best, and her scream is EPIC.

    Also, I only just noticed those cables on her sides get removed with her.

  • you can't just change GLaDOS language and think it will be the same. She talks in ENGLISH! She is an aperture science's product, its obvious that she talks in english!

  • I think english wins.

  • I was just listening to Wheatly scream differently on each language......

  • you missed japanese... i want it

  • Spanish one sounded sleepy

  • imfrom austria and no matter how i look english is the best

  • The english had the most feeling to it, personally XD. The Russian one sounded like singing.

  • The english one is so creepy...

  • almost makes you feel sorry for it

  • Russian is GLaDOS' Car alarm :D

  • Russian: Убери от меня руки,нет, хватит, нет,нет,нет АААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА­АААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА­А

  • she was watching Justin Beiber birth videos

  • is it just me or did GLaDOS turn into an auto tuned singer at 0:13

  • English scream is far more disturbing.

  • English is best!

  • Yeah! Autotune XD

  • Yay, Wheatley has the German Voice of Jack Black :D

  • russian train

  • NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!

  • I FUCKING HATE RUS VERS OF ANY VALVE GAME!!! =(

  • Если смотреть испанскую версию с закрытыми глазами, на какую-то порнуху похоже=)

    _______

    If see spanish version with closed eyes, it looks like some kind of porn=)

  • @TheVortechz Попробовал как ты сказал- ужас, а если зделать звук погромче- что же подумают соседи? Х)

  • I didnt expect a scream in russian

  • russian: TRAIN :D

  • I think that russian voise of glados the best.

  • hey, German is the Best Language in the Game ;) i´am comes from Germany ;)

  • @cube0r Nein, nein, NEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN­N

    *Leonid's voice*

    XD

  • German: NIEN NIEN NIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN ahhhhhhhahahhhhhh

  • Everyones english XD

  • @rossfarley1000 not everyone and its not that funny >_>?

  • They should have given GLaDOS a German accent in the English portal...

  • Russian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Auto tuned

  • english glados pwns

  • It is called stop and not shtop or something like that

  • i know that russian scream does not realy compare to english. But russian actors were realy good during voicing.

  • the russian scream does not compare with scream English

  • In Soviet Russia...

  • NEIN! NEIN SHTOP!

  • Germans the best

  • 9 shtop 9 9 9 

  • Russian: Nyan Nyan Nyan *GOAL HORN*

  • I thought was a portal video not kesha singing...

  • НЕТ НЕТ НЕТ НЕТ ХВАТИТ!!!!! НЕТ НЕТ АААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА­АААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА­АААААА!!!

  • @TheDarkPowered А я уж подумал, что я один здесь Русский.....

  • I learned several new words today

  • Russian scream: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA