ALERT**** Swine Flu and the CDC

[Grubbo]

pigs. pigs. pigs. pigs. Pigs. Pigs. Pigs. Pigs. PIGS. PIGS. PIGS. PIGS. PIGS! PIGS!

[CCrockyourass]

JOE BRESEE WITH THE CDC!

[NeoGamemaster]

Cover your doctor with diarrhea

[elliphor]

2005 and 2009. 2005 and 2009.

Insufficient Funds. Reinforcements have arrived.

[pie1056]

This is the most informative song I never knew I needed to know.

[mmtigan]

Why isn't there a dubstep remix of this yet?

[persianscomeandgetth]

Hilarious tune. Still just as funny as when it came out.

[Daclunator]

Regular flu > swine flu

[lylatfox4]

funny how swine flue is no longer anyone's concern

[demonhuskfang]

@lylatfox4 thats what happens when the media hypes up a flu way too much

[akalenda]

Pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs

[ScytheCoveredInBlood]

I missed this fucking video so much.

[CowardlyWarrior]

I love you.

[Sylar03]

Cover your doctors with Dr. Joe Bresee.

[deviant3232]

Fuck yeah Joe Bresee with the CDC.

[MysticSpoonAttack]

Nobody talks about Swine Flu anymore. I don't f*ckin' know what to think about that. Disturbing...

[coldsteel1212]

love the rhyming in there lol

[ballebanan]

Some people at work caught it. They were out for a few days, but are fine. I must be built like a tank, because I haven't been sick a day for the last three years. Swine flu, go fish.

[huuballawick]

2005 to 2009 - 2005 HAMMA TIME!

Regular Human Flu, Is - spread - through - YOUUUUUUUUUUU!

In all of your random videos, one of my favorite parts are - HAMMA TIME!

[baconstory]

like 5 of my friends got it, i missed it..

they were all well after like 3 days..

[UltramaxAngel]

UUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

[PhlegmEcstasy]

YOUUUUU part wins.

Caught me way off guard.

[TheRandomGrabber]

hammer time!

[aftermathfool]

Kaj > swine flu

[dakidukno]

Cover your docter...with diarrhea..lolz

[SilentJ43]

i just recently got the swine flu, and i'm in the middle of recovering. i'll take some of the advice from this vid for sure. kinda feel sorry for the old doc, though...

[SCRulerShinoda]

now that the mania has hit my hometown, the song rocks even more!

[Sylar03]

2005 to 2009, HAMMER TIME!

[shandilliahosen]

LOL This is great. I'm not going to forget any of those symptoms or recommendations now. The CDC should be paying you.

The best part was the "PIGS PIGS PIGS" though. The baby ones are so cute.

[tousseshi]

Only you can turn a speech into a song...

[EvilerBowser1003]

Regular Human Flu is spread through YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

Awesome stuff.

[CodeLabMaster]

You deserve alot more attention than you currently get. This completely won at life.

[BattleJesus]

Kaj, you absolutely win, just for the Soulja Boy sample. This is the first time I had seen someone else use that! Definite win, sah.

[mafiaz187]

BODY ACHES

[Tsushiro1992]

good one man!

[michaelpetee]

awsome video i laughed my ass off xD

[AwakentheMonster]

Cover your cough. Cover your sneeze. Cover your doctor is DIARRHEA.

[Ownaweasel]

I think this should be a PSA on every channel.

[TheP1x3l]

I have Swine Flu. 8D

[singinglawnchair]

@TheP1x3l

Have you covered your doctor with diarrhea?

But in all seriousness, that sucks. A lot. =(

[KonohasGreenBeast]

Woke up the house laughing, Thanks XDD

[cronnoponno]

DUDE THIS RULES!

[D4gI3]

EPIC!

[TripwireBeast]

Lol'd so hard at pigs.

[Gino777]

still THE most epic....make moar, please??

[RomanTribunusBrando]

CDC is a cool guy, get's remixed and doesn't afraid of anything

[Osaka117]

Joe Bresee is a pretty cool guy. He kills the swine flu and doesn't afraid of anything.

[kingofcupcakes]

1-800-INFO

Health officials in Mexico

CDC has sent teams

Health officials with vaccines

I wanna go over the CDC

and other public health, ABC

Our standard recommendations, however, conclude, clude, clude, clude

Badass solo

[SpiritThanatron]

PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS......

....I'm hungry for bacon now.

[KonohasGreenBeast]

Yeah I'd like a Bacon Egg and Ch-DIARRHEA Sandwi- wait wtf. Damnit Dr. Bresee!

[AgEnT22OrAnGe]

heh

[kattterina]

i wish i could show this video to this guy, lol!!!!!

[MetaKnight345]

Regular human flu is spread to YOOOUUU!! xD

[ConcurrentContrast]

I'd cover Joe Bresee with cum.

Just sayin.

[Karuik2]

i covered my doctor with DIARRHEAAAA! and he fired a beam down at me but it went up anyways!

[kingofcupcakes]

Kajet I took your advice.

My doctor is not very happy with me.

[RIKIEatHOME]

i have swine flu....sucks ass....GUTSMANS ASS!!

[herovsangelo]

I'll be sure to cover my doctor in diarrohea the next thing I meet him.

[SouthernUK]

DIARROEAAAA

[Ninj4C4dill4c]

In 2005 and 2009

In 2005 and Hammer Time!

[silentcrs]

This is probably the most underrated Kajet song.

[emofoxfire1337]

Cover your doctor with DIARRHEA!

[Necros95]

It's like you took a 5 year old, gave him some crayons and a bunch of pictures of pigs and Joe Bresee, and then stuck him in front of Microsoft Movie Maker. 5 Stars!

[NocturnalPirate]

Hello.

Doctor Joe Brisee

with the influenza

C-D-C

I here to speak to you today about

Swine

Flu

[Sylar03]

The whole reason pigs started getting swine flu was to get away from Joe Bresee.

[EugeneDaKing]

Pepto Bismal.

[ConcurrentContrast]

I love this so much.

Yeah, Joe Bresse is my hero now.

[ConcurrentContrast]

[don't worry, kajet, you'll always come first in my heart.]

[vitralizer]

No, he'll come on his psp first.

[Destinychazer]

*cum* not come...dumbass

[herovsangelo]

Come is a verb. Cum is a noun.

AGH. It doesn't matter. It's layman's terms anyway, so normal english doesn't apply.

[Destinychazer]

good point

[KILLAKINLAW459]

regular human flu is spread through YOUUUUU!

[SCRulerShinoda]

I wonder what the CDC would say if they saw this lol

[herrmyster]

Yo brosif, you'd be the greatest Techno artist EVAR! so do er up mang! Ill buy your shit.

[kingofcupcakes]

Joe Bresee is the new Chuck Norris

[qibble]

Joe Bresee isn't afraid of Swine Flu.

Swine Flu is afraid of Joe Bresee.

[M0JOJOJOMONKEY]

:-3

[Sylar03]

Joe Bresee's tears can cure Swine Flu...too bad Joe never cries.

[4Sooth]

The Soulja Boy "YOOOOU" always gets me.

[BackDoorMan5]

Best mix ever created.

[persianscomeandgetth]

swine flu is so over hyped, it's not even as bad as the seasonal flu,

[AnimeChaos09]

I had the swine flu... It felt like a normal flu I had years ago, the only thing was it went away in a few days instead of lasting 2 weeks like the normal flu does. So basically its the flu on crack. Yes it is over hyped because the normal flu kills more people then the swine flu has.

[MP9220]

In 2009, in 2005, in 2009, in Hammertime.

[ShadowPhazonv2]

pigs! pigs! pigs! pigs! pigs!

lolz

[zach88726]

Sick solo at 1:21

[ghysling]

Cover your docter with diarhea :-)

[KyutoJohasu]

Wait, so when was hammer time?

2005 or 2009?

[Sylar03]

That entire time was hammer time.

[kingofcupcakes]

This is like watching Horton Hears a Who while high, having sex with the hottest girl on the planet, and winning the lottery.

All in one.

[acidragoon]

Regular human flu is spread through YOUU

[Excalipoverty]

I don't know why, but I get this vibe that Joe Bresee is a really cool guy.

[Chaosblade777]

Eh informs people 'bout swine flu and isn't afraid of anything!

[FreedomGundamX10A]

It's DOESN'T afraid of anything.

But hey that's cool too.

Joe Bresee is a awesome guy.

[superhomsar2112]

i'm here today to speak to you about SWINE. FLU.

[qibble]

I know you were saying thisis just something random you threw together, but this is my favorite since "The Balls Are Inert".

12 stars!

[gsm1091]

any time i hear "Dr. Joe Bresee with the CDC" in a vid i crack up so hard now

[ifm2181]

This actually blows my mind.

[Honcch]

YES!! This video is like your old stuff! I love it!

[EyesTheDevil]

You must construct additional pigs

[kingofcupcakes]

This is good awesomesauce, I shall put it on my winburger.

[frother]

joe-bre-see-with-the-c-d-c

[rocketzombieboy]

cover your doctor

WITH DIARRHEA

[darkchiron]

Wow, it's almost like this flu is just like any other flu.

By the way, whatever happened to my mass death tolls from this super flu that I was promised? The news isn't even talking anymore about this wave of destruction that was going to wash over us. Are they hiding all the dead?

[thewalrus45]

I now know all I need to know about Swine flu and how to keep myself safe thank your Kajetokun!

[AfroMetalMizu]

PIGS PIGS PIGS

[StudioBakabakashii]

Your randomest shit is better than 95% of the rest of the internet.

[MonkeyShow20]

Cover your doctor with DIARRHEA pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs...

This vid is an Epic WIN

[AnnaYield]

*Bops*

[ReikuHidori]

Do you thnk this guy has children? And if so, what do you think they'll think after they see this? Just curious.

[Gyojirokun]

Reiku, they'll know that their dad is a baller.

[rustyburger]

thanks kajet because of you I get to go to work with no sleep because last night everytime i closed my eyes what did I see?

"Hi, I'm Doctor Joe Bresee Of the CDC, 2005,in 2009,2005 in 2009."

it's pretty bad when your up all night thinking of joe bresee -.-

[MrAitAliProductions]

hahha lolz :P yeah that must suck :)

BTW look how many thumbs up your comment has.. +17!! congratz most i've ever seen :)

[byungheelee]

we need full lyrics

[persianscomeandgetth]

best Kajet thing in a while, will probably go down as one of his better ones.

[ISMEY]

YOUUU!!!

[GuitarTechie]

I think I've learned more about swine flu through this video than the original

[shadowprophet88]

2009 2005 2009 HAMMER TIME!

[keyinregulus3]

What kinda soft do people use to make these techno-ish tracks?

[zelda1ftw1imo]

hahaa wtf

[eriksayshi]

YOUUU!!!

[thecianinator]

Wow. Before I watched this, I did not know the definition of "The Best".

[Somebudders]

Diarrhea from the vomiting.

[ErichoTTA]

I guess it's nice to have a sense of humor in bad times.

[Hakageryu]

Cover your doctor, with diarheea.

[vaderRoxors02]

needs moar pigs

[tonby]

Man, Dr. Bresee is such a badass. Fuck Bale and his angry rant. Guy who doesn't flinch when talking about a dangerous virus is the man.

[o0OmgImHere0o]

Epicness i loved it! :D

[JudgeKazejin]

HAM-ER TIME.

[ShikazePrime]

For the first half, I thought it said:

"Cover your cough, cover your penis, cover your doctor..."

[Gichan1]

PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS

You must contruct additional pigs

[Teenplayer84]

This is what happens when you construct additional pylons

[Xellos357]

lol, need additional pylons!

[EFDragon]

If this is what happens when you construct additional pylons, i cant fucking imagine aquiring more minerals and vespine gas.

[ObsceneAntichrist]

BUT WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS

[Slaven152]

"YOUUUU!" Crank dat Soulja Boyyyyyy.

I laughed the moment I heard that. Another great Video Kajet. XD

[RagnaDDR]

inb4 1mil views

[RSCNyx]

You don't fuck with Joseph Bresee.

[Zyxro]

By far the most useful advice for swine flu out there.

[gamerunknown]

Fever, cough, sulphur, headache, diarrhea

Lol English spelling

[Itakio]

In 2009, in 2005,

in 2009, in HAMMER TIME!

[titanlord91]

win

[ErgoPictures]

lol, "Cover your doctor with -diarrhea-"

Win.

~ Chris @ Ergo

[xxiace]

probly the most fun ive had while learning in awhile lol, i think this vid is worthy of showing in schools to let people know what they're up against... cept the diarrhea part lol

[AeronPrometheus]

"Cover your doctor with diarrhea."

Best advice I've gotten to date. Glad to see you're not dead Kaje!

[SleepyRagnarok]

hahahaha awesome

[Talgoran]

Great job dude...cool song as well as fun humor.

Although A Real Brother Relationship is superior...lol

[TranceCore3]

I have a pet pig on Mabinogi :O

[gahooly]

I <3 pigs.

[Briangoomba]

i didnt get it

but cool song

[MetaruRyuu]

PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS!! Oh MY GAWD.

lol Swine Flu. This makes it seem more awesome than it already is.

[Ericthesoundninja]

Gosh, to take such obscure clips and make this, you really are a master of your art good sir.

[niagwai]

official, OVER 9000 VIEWS!!!!

[urfaust]

This is amazing. I love you Kajet. ALMOST 9,000 VIEWS! PIGS, PIGS, PIGS, PIGS, PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS

[HellFire992]

amazing

[TalisXI]

spread by YOUUUUUUU

[nahuel227]

in the part when it says 'pigs(x28 i think)',you didn't put a picture of G.W. Bush...

[FayteProductions]

lame

[larkproductions]

fucking rad

[DinoAzriel]

EFFFING WIIIIINNNN!

[themayor787]

Cover your doctor with DHIARHEAAAA

[Kennythesamuri]

I hope my body can take it!

[Zeix36]

PIGS. PIGS. PIGS. PIGS.

Leave it to you, Kajeto, to take something that boring and make it rave-tastic. Awesome job.

[Abracamoron]

I heard aboot that awful desses

funny remix though

[Kajetokun]

You know he's actually saying Fatigue.

[AnimeMusicVideoLover]

Crank dat swine flu, Kajetokun

[NDNfeatherNOTdot]

the beat makes me want to go dry hump some shank in a club. hammer time!

[NekoCat86]

Reminds me of a Pepto Bismol commercial.

[ISMEY]

[Chorus1:]

Fever, cough, sore throat, headache, chills, 'zee, body aches!

Fever, cough, sore throat, headache, diarrhea. Diarrhea.

Fever, cough, sore throat, headache, Diiaarrheeaa.

Fever, cough, sore throat, headache... Vomiting.

2005 and 2009 and 2005 and 2009.

Regular human flu. Is spread through pigs.

2005 and 2009 and 2005 and Hammer Time!

Regular human flu. Is spread through YOU!

[SilverShadow02]

YOUUUUUUU

[Sylar03]

This song needs a couple of Yugi screams.

[simbiote89]

CDC might be the only place in the USA that's really trying, but they're still doing a hamfisted job.

They should just go the whole hog, ship them all into the one place and nuke the infected.

Microwaved Bacon, anyone?

[MFO86]

Remember, folks; always cover your doctor with diarrhea!

[Supuhstar]

I want to get the lyrics

[Supuhstar]

(This podcast is presented by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. CDC: Safer. Safer. Safer. People. For the most accurate information, call... one, eight, 'undred, C IN-FO.)

Hello. 'm Dr. Joe Bresee with this influenza CDC.

I'm here to speak with you today about Swine. Flu.

First, I'll begin by explaining what Swine Flu is.

Swine Flu. Is. Is. Is is:

[Supuhstar]

[Chorus1:]

Fever, cough, sore throat, headache, chills, 'zee, body aches!

Fever, cough, sore throat, headache, diarrhea. Diarrhea.

Fever, cough, sore throat, headache, Diiaarrheeaa.

Fever, cough, sore throat, headache... Vomiting.

2005 and 2009 and 2005 and 2009.

Regular human flu. Is spread through pigs.

2005 and 2009 and 2005 and Hammer Time!

Regular human flu. Is spread through YOU!