Top 10 Reasons I Won't Date A Vegetarian

[whitebotun23]

Date once, you will change your attitude!!! ;)

[laaaalaaalaa]

I'm pretty sure he's kidding?

[makutenshi]

spinach burp hahaha

[kikbox90]

Haha! This is so funny because he is such a sheeple I hope you die of heart disease.

[16BrookeK]

Hahaha this is cute. I'm a vegetarian and we don't want you either

[DarkBassist07]

FAGGOT

[bitterblackberry]

He's cute :P

[lilxxcars]

hahahaha, im a vegan, and wouldnt date you for your preppyness..

[mondezdurden]

I love this vid. He's so cute and funny. I don't see why people hate it: he's being factitious, not serious. I'm vegan and it's funny to me. 

[LindenBree]

Wow xD

[lordfredfine]

ahahahaha

[kimbaundead]

Your cute! :D

[DivineWindSerpent]

You did a good job, I actually want to hurt you, but I know its fake, so I feel bad. Lol.

[johanetkriel]

And, btw, don't you guys notice him winking every couple of seconds and nearly giggling at some moments?!

Plus, uhm, number 9 is implicitly about what will happen if we continue to run the world as we are doing right now...

[johanetkriel]

@imanaddicttoneon, @Ayame... et al

1) Yeah, can't believe that other vegans/veges don't get the joke!! As a 12-year-long vegetarian, now vegan, I found this a hugely entertaining parody of some people I've encountered in reality.

2) Check out his other videos: Parody Plus Productions... (hint-hint)

3) Other vegans/vegetarians: it makes me proud that you fight so adamantly for your beliefs, but PLEASE stop being so militant! Rather respectfully make people aware of what they're really eating. xo

[AyameXtremeSlasher36]

2,337 people clearly didn't get the joke or don't understand sarcasm :) BTW I'm vegetarian and found it funny

[Cerebralcinema]

Too many haters on both sides. Think I'll go have me some meatloaf now. :)

[ceejaypeemac]

5 reasons why NOBODY ( never mind vegetarians) will date you

1. You have an annoying voice

2.you are ugly

3.you have a small dick

4.you come too quickly

5.you are a retard

[bjames11111]

@ceejaypeemac Before calling someone a retard you should've probably looked up the proper spelling of cum..

Also, is it really necessary to be that cruel? Does it make you feel better about yourself?

[ceejaypeemac]

@bjames11111 i was being post modernist ironically anarchist and in that world the way things are spelt is irrelevant ........and yes maybe it was wrong.......and it was also a bit of a joke.

[ceejaypeemac]

@bjames11111 also calling someone a retard isnt very nice......sorry

[kimbaundead]

@ceejaypeemac 1. He actually DONES'NT have an annoying voice.

2. He's really cute ;)

3. How do you know?

4. Again that's really odd that you would know that...... O.o

5. Really? Retard.... Well aren't you pissing all over the black kettle...

jus sayyin

[ceejaypeemac]

@kimbaundead it was a

joke :-)

[omg12431]

i have a feeling he doesnt know wht vegatrian means cuz he said u cant eat pizza vegatairins kan!!!

[Strudey66]

i think you like the pole, not the hole.

[Gewndolyn1]

whats wrong with youre face? :DD

[MarixaBRK]

Miiiiinchia, quanto sei patetico!! translation: meeeeeenghia, you're such a pathetic looooooooooser!!

[AjSlutboi]

That was such a sexy vidio. Like your facial expressions, the pouting.

[ledzepgirl92]

I just feel sorry for the people who don't get the obvious irony.

[Perscriptions]

The name of his channel: PARODYplus.

[Perscriptions]

Nice parody. Too bad most Americans don't know what irony is.

[Mycupcakes2018]

your worlds biggest loser and you are gay

[Economist999]

Honestly, I really found you stupid unless you are joking.. now I just feel you must be the world's biggest loser

[freein2339]

This guy has a little dick...that's his problem.....

[kawaiikateee]

So having a dead carcas stook between your teeth isn't more gross than having a leaf stuck between your teeth..

[666fuckyou420]

@kawaiikateee a tasty dead carcass!

[AntiSpeciesistWorld]

I'm pretty sure he's joking, definitely joking, no one would be this unethical.

[Magnack13]

I have more than 10 reasons to be vegetarian or vegan.

I don't give a shit if you or anyone eat meat, I just want that every people think about where meat is from and that is not a priority to eat meat to live

[gringolazlo]

vegan4life.

[Ariyah102]

Gotta admit, i thought i was going to hear bullshit, but this turned out to be pretty funny.

[mondezdurden]

LOL. this is funny. He's just joking people! Dude, you're adorable and funny. IKeep it up.

[kristawilliamson]

Haha, for the people who are hating on him, im a vegan, and i think hes just kidding. Fo sho.

[tsolorio3001]

How about this suggestion then...get a scientist to clone you and then marry yourself. Problem solved.

[MarcoZ1ITA1]

you're a pretty good troll.

[Fadwa666]

who would date you?? lol you need a huge mirror dude :D

[TkGintoki]

dude go look at yourself in the mirror before you making a video...and nobody will date a gay guy.

[THEJAMICHANNEL]

freak

[justTRW]

gay

[Heyibangedyourmom]

Are u gay

[jayc1035]

Really what with the "attitude".

[imanaddicttoneon]

1) It was a joke.

2) I'm a Vegetarian and thought it was funny.

3) Not all Vegans and Veges are the same.

[TheBokdil]

LOL... Please tell me this is a joke!

[brentpeltier]

people are dumb, this video ruled hahaha :)

[RexiePexie]

Vegans and vegetarians doesn't seem to have any humor.

[WishingBones]

@RexiePexie

im not vegan, but man that wasn't funny, that was gay.

my honest opinion, im with the vegans on this one.

[RexiePexie]

@WishingBones I don't consider it that funny either. But considering there are a lot of vegans&vegetarians doing this about meateaters, they seem to have quite a short fuse.

[gurguy1]

yeah he is being sarcastic people lol

[CeVoyageur]

he is being sarcastic!

[haridham]

Does eating meat limit your thinking? Check out this video! /watch?v=jdCJ2Zd7Apw

[themissinglenk95]

You don´t understand anything!!!!

[Influencedd]

hahahahahahhahaha, hilarious. thumbs up, good sir.

[Werdox77]

Lol this guy is very egocentric, thats why he is out of the track all the times !

[SPSFOREVER]

Guys he's joking!! Whats with all the hate? :S

[ArayCaramba]

why is hardly anyone getting that he is being ironic?! This is satire, kids. Not the best performed kind, but still...

[amigrafix]

dudeee...seriously.... whats wrong with u... moron. stop ussing drugs, your face is like ur horrible b.ut

[amigrafix]

dude u are so TWAT! U SPEAk like a travesti! jajajajaj

[destined2Bfamous1]

you talk like a dumb jock. just sayin.

[paraplegicgiraffe]

This has so many dislikes... why?

[AnatomicalALIGNMENT]

@paraplegicgiraffe

check out  this amazing channel for the truth

LIFE REGENERATOR

[Rayzorbladez]

This is awesome satire.

[TheVegetarianForever]

1 word for you kind sir....BITCH

[IMCre8tve1]

Classic example of the failure of American educational system - yawn

[12amormidnight]

#5 was hilarious, I'll have to use that one sometime!

[meat0is0murder575]

Vegetarians' diets aren't only veggie burgers and salads they have as much of a variety of food as any other person who likes to eat dead decaying bodies... sorry but i would want a cruelty free veggie burger so much more... you are not funny

[haridham]

@meat0is0murder575 Yes great point. Meat IS murder. Check out this video! Is eating meat primitive? /watch?v=aS5CpSXDULM

[DrPepperBoy97]

You Sir...Are Not Funny...

[elioolivero123]

U A BITCH ASS!!!

[elioolivero123]

YOU AINT FUNNY MOTHA FUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK U PUNK BITCH

[LunaLovegood33]

I'm considering making a response video: "Top ten reasons why a vegetarian (or anyone else) would date you:

1.You're ugly

2.You think you're funny

3.You're not funny

4.You make stupid faces

5.you make parody videos

need I go on?

[NiangoChan]

also vegetarians suck dick...i'm vegan and i heart this kid. he's hot

[NiangoChan]

are you guys this dumb? he's obviously joking. no one's this much of a faget and look at his fucking name "parodyplus"...reason christ

[blooddemon66]

@NiangoChan if hy is faking the fag stuff.... hy is TO GOOD at it.... know what i mean ;)

[lildivachick]

This is a joke right? Just by his reasoning and stuff?

[ArtisticLana]

WTF does food have to be sexy? It comes in one end and comes out the other. Who cares!

[haridham]

@ArtisticLana DO meat eaters feel guilty about eating meat? /watch?v=MzXlsTKndGA

[homemadejam2006]

My god your dumb.

[missmorzilla]

Is this a joke……. If its not I don’t think you’re going to have to worry about who to and not to date in the first place because you’re not going to get any. Your about as sexy as a vegetable or spinach in my teeth

[haridham]

@missmorzilla Is eating meat bad karma? /watch?v=ytEz2GQOVNk

[JaclynGlenn]

bahaha this is hilarious... you know you'd date me ;)

[itachibabe04]

I can't tell if your trolling/joking or if your serious o_o

[CCCPSimbirsk]

you sound gay/emo dude...

and fuck if she is vegan, if its fuckable its good.

pussy ass fag...

[TheWinterWaterSong]

8. I have to agree with that one ^_^ I've never seen a sexy vegetable.

9. Oh yeah, I totally know what you mean.

10. O_o

Go ahead, eat meat. Then you'll die of a heart attack and all of us vegetarians will outlive you and with you out of the picture, we will create a utopian world with unicorns and bunnies and flying cows. :D

[TheWinterWaterSong]

1. Why would we meet at the butcher's every week? Doesn't sound too romantic. Let's just go to a movie.

2. So....you're saying you're a pizza??

3. Interesting.

4. Fine. Stay home, I'll go on vacation myself and eat all the veggie burgers I want without you!!! more for me :P

5. I'm skilled in ninjutsu. Show me what you got!

6. Don't worry about it. When you're dead, it doesn't matter who outlives you :P

7. What about blood and ham burps? Those are just as gross. Burps in total are gross.

[argheighteen]

Sorry with regards to number 6, women are statistically proven to live longer than males, so unless your a homo, there aren't any girls out there for u to date

[Lucycoolio31]

Dude, you should think before u should post videos like this its kinda mean to vegetarians...

[TheaDragonSpirit]

One reason I would not date a loser, they are stupid and selfish. The end.

[zalasajko]

Are you jocking? Or are you just retarded?

[fruitarian]

That was a good idea for a video! Sadly, irony is lost to Americans, and I am one. You will make a lot of good vegetarian guys sad when they hear they have no chance with you!

[paenitet7nullum]

cuz vegetarians wont eat your meat?

[iwannabeanarchy]

Nobody would date you in the first place.

[Xzerio]

I cant date veggies or vegans because the will over react when i eat bacon and they will be tramisized to see epicmealtime btw we all know that the whole veggies are hotter myth is fake right?

[gurguy1]

Ok lol this guy is joking, i just got it. He isn't being serious about hating vegetarians guys lol.

[simontimon2]

You have to be gay to say that

[daadaadaadance]

DUDE. You're so fucking annoying. I had to shut you up and press pause 30 seconds into the damn video.

[MrShrapnal420]

so grass eaters can talk shit about normal people and its funny but they get mad when normal people make fun of grass eater .why

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

You guys do know he's making fun of kimxxxyyyy, right...? BTW, her videos are hilarious. Meat eating causes violence? Psssh, what rubbish! I'm off to play Dead Space! ;-D

[DBSaiyanTim777]

brainwashed gaylord

[WildNatureGuardian]

We chose to not eat animals because of proven facts of better health with that diet, because animals have feelings and are super cute and I don't wish to any of them the suffering that implies eat meat and because according to medical and familiar records I never like it anyway (and I'm from Argentina, where you eat the best meat in the world). None of the reasons mentioned applies to you.

So don't worry, we'll take our meaty body and shake other guy world with our flexibility.

[qwertyuioplll]

You now how your getting your meat supply, youre making them cows multiply. Your finger licking chicken is all you eat why dont you think about something but meat? so when im killing your self estem, you just go n eat your gelatine, you might not think im getting protein but im very happy with my toast and beans. So if you dont think its fucking mean go slit that pigs throat and watch it bleed. Yes you may call me a tree hugging hippy but least im not a carnivore, thats just filthy!

[emthiel1]

youre sad.

[Aditi1605]

No vegetarian would ever date you...cause you are so disgusting....who agrees??? watch how many dislike you got..it because you are talking nonsense..oops sorry not talking but barking 

[JEMLRB]

So funny and cute.....love it !

[GreatBlueKnight]

I DON'T GET THE SARCASM lol

[likeagiraffe]

I'm pig on a factory farm and I flagged this video for infringing my rights.

[XxPunkerkittyXx]

...i think its a joke. youre good at this^^

[derDeutscherMann92]

I like the "you are what you eat, and boy do I like pizza" comment. lol

& Why wouldn't they want to date him? He's hot with a sense of humor.

[countingallthings92]

I'm a vegetarian... and I found this hilarious. [:

[bluepandaification]

Douche

[userexists123]

Who'd want to date a moron who wears a hoodie indoors anyway?

[MsProudvegetarian]

I don't think you'll have to worry. No vegan would ask you out.

No meateater eighter.

[TravellerFellow]

P.E.T.A. People Eating Tasty ANimals. ;-O

[ovechkin100]

this is embarrassing. i feel awkward watching this

[Crejaksiaan4ever]

Faaaaiiiillll vid. 

[maeR1012]

lol... what an innocent reasons..haha.. i like watching this video anyway.. just so funny..hehe

[tesyka95]

lol,you suck :) Jackass...

[kitesinmonsoons]

Obviously this is fake, he keeps looking at a screen to his left and during each pause he goes into character again.

Get over yourselves losers. Didn't need to watch more than 15 seconds of it before realizing it.

[10forRP]

Satire?

[Wooooooooooopa]

lol your a douche.

[magmovies]

Now I wanna be even more vegetarian

[ariesfairies]

i'm not vegetarian but you sure are one UGLY mother fucker

[ROVEDAtube]

Wow I'm amazed! I did not know an ANENCEPHALOUS person could record a video!!!

[DetractMedia]

you look & sound like Data out of star trek!

[appelmoes1011]

tuup



[EatRawPie]

LoL troll.

[janetp414]

what a jerk

[munchkin365]

Wow you are one ugly wanker

[jala123jkl]

lol hell naw this is funny

[MsRockerchick14]

haha This is funny! I love how people are getting offended even though he is clearly joking lol

[GabbyHoffarth]

you need to get laid.

[AmyJayn]

You people are stupid, this is clearly a piss take. 

[itsmelanieeeee]

this isn't funny. at all. please shut up. 

[Naty2094]

That's ridiculous!

[ec123456789able]

This is quite clearly a parody, I am surprised no one could see that.

[DrMedicineManMD]

@ec123456789able I think it's pretty apparent his being ironic and satirical from the get-go.

[johnmorsley]

Ooop, missed that!

[luckybenji0]

SEXXXY pouty lip LMAO

[luckybenji0]

LMAO!!! This is FUNNY!

[luckybenji0]

This guy is the dumbest mofo ive ever cast my poor eyes upon!

[MollySato]

Haha! This is nice!

And for you guys who have missed it, this channel is called ParodyPlus!

[LeoGuzzman]

wtf!!!, r u retarded??

[anita4168]

i hope u r joking!

[bryan112706]

OMG you dummies...he's being sarcastic. Go take your supplements, your mental acuity is crashing.

[sadiewiz101]

i guess you cant date me

[CpsLock3]

A video like this a day keeps the golddiggers away.

[princessmaryo]

haha this is definitely  a joke people...

[bryan112706]

@princessmaryo Okay?! Damn...vegans are stupid.

[truthbeeeetold]

THUMBS IF YOU THINK CALLING THIS GUY RETARDED IS AN INSULT TO RETARDED PEOPLE!

[blueicecube05]

So stupid!

[rawrrx3you]

stupid

[Sharu22]

i wonder who wanna date u coz dude u r so retarded!

[VolcanicPenguin]

hahaha, I love that people think you're serious XD Or that you're making fun of vegetarians XD

btw you wrote meat-eater instead of vegetarian in the description.

[heiyin70]

@VolcanicPenguin LOL ;)

[Cheapshot420420]

hmm cant tell if hes doing a parody... or being sarcastic. its like hes sarcastically parodying, but thats like using a double negative, you end up sounding like you are supporting vegetarianism, when i think you were trying to mock it. nice job

[deepseeblue]

Hahahahahaha, that guy is so stupid.

[Dispositionist]

you are so fucking stupid.

[TheBosstrain]

This is hilarious, you guys do get that the point of this was to make fun of the self-rightous vegetarian/vegan morons...right. The only way to deal with someone with a hero complex is to make their arguments void. Bravo dude, you've turned their 'gun' against them...well done...medal of honor and all that.

[IronCobra22]

You are such a jackass.

[johnmorsley]

Trust me mate, they wouldn't date you, even if their life depended on it!

[kayyteeful]

@johnmorsley hahaha  i think hes joking

[TheWombat0412]

....I don't want to live on this planet anymore

[informationwarfare]

i get its a joke (i hope), but why do people have such a problem with people ordering salads? nutritious meal