Frankie Boyle on the Scots

[pulkmees]

lol, those are the exact same jokes as in his Apollo performance, no wonder they were so good.

[leyjjshan]

It's the hand gestures at the end that crack me up for some reason.

[mcnab08]

fuck am fay bathgate lol a wid love tay ken who the guy pissin on his own door wiz

[warpunk1]

I went to a wedding about a year ago, the best mad was wearing a red kilt and had the most fantastic ginger mutton chops, he was from fucking cornwall!!

[blair101m]

im from bathgate yas :)

[NokiaSux220]

@blair101m was that you then?

[rayblack2004]

lol 3 english men at a wedding, sounds about right lol

[DrumTrimmings88]

This video should really be 100 hours long.

[megadethbat666]

i live not too far from bathgate and iv seen that happen before lol

[KaiHiwatari290591]

@devilsandqueens I’m sorry but I felt the need to correct some points in your comment,

1st Scotsmen don’t wear skirts they wear kilts

2nd their money is the exactly the same as English money

4th they don’t all eat Haggis

5th they are not all barbarians they are some well mannered Scots

6th they don’t all wear blue and white face paint

7th they can speak English they just have a different accent from the rest of the UK

[shannnoll]

LOL, what kind of a user name is hiby cabbage<3 got to say though i love you...<3

[ilikevines]

@Josiieeeeeeee

As I read your comment I read it in my head with a Billy Connolly accent. hahaha

[CraigStitches]

I'M FROM BATHGATE!

[ellenmelon771]

@CraigStitches OMG I now officially love you!!!!

[CraigStitches]

@ellenmelon771 I can't tell if that's sarcasm lol

[ellenmelon771]

@CraigStitches Don't worry, it wasn't. ;D xXx

[CraigStitches]

@ellenmelon771 good lol p.s. I've never seen a guy pissing on his door haha

[ellenmelon771]

@CraigStitches Neither have I! ;P xXx

[CraigStitches]

@ellenmelon771 Are you from Bathgate? :L

[ellenmelon771]

@CraigStitches Nope. I'm from Cornwall. XD xXx

[CraigStitches]

@ellenmelon771 So you love me because I'm from somewhere where men supposedly piss on their own frontdoors? haha!

[ellenmelon771]

@CraigStitches I can't help being weird. I'm Cornish. xD xXx

[CraigStitches]

@ellenmelon771 Aww fair enough haha!

[ellenmelon771]

@CraigStitches ;P xXx

[WiseOldBill]

Why do clips from a COMEDY SHOW spark a massive debate, wtf is wrong with you people just enjoy the fucking jokes.

[xToxicSkyx]

@mrnoandyes mate atleast we are not daft enough to ruin our own country :/

[AirBoyPlummets]

THIEF. that's a billy connoly bit!

[MrNoandyes]

without English you would find Scotish still behave like a monkey behave with alcoholic suffering :)

[CapitalBhoy78]

@MrNoandyes With Africa none of us would be alive today p.s Eff off ya pyoor english bawbag ye!

[LOTRFanFromScotland]

@MrNoandyes it's scottish by the way.

[rolandsausage]

@MrNoandyes

You're not English are you? If you have learning difficulties, then I apologise.

[0oAllanah1o0]

haha i live in bathgate and we are all fucking mental :)

[shoseki]

Frankie Boyle fucking rocks.

[PartiallyRibena]

ANY ONE WHO IS WRITING IN CAPITALS ONLY IS TROLLING

[surfin4]

@PartiallyRibena DONT YOU NEED A BRIDGE FOR THAT?

[BRADFORDCITYworstFAN]

@PartiallyRibena WHATS TROLLING

[abodee1]

she repeated this exact same joke at 'live at the apollo' lol

[yuppy40]

What the fuck? He used EXACTLY the same jokes here:

/watch?v=QvOQxeQKrdw

[Hyperspeed91]

@yuppy40 Yeah comedians reuse material!!! All stand up is written and practised for tours!!!

[xerojreffaj]

whenever comedians start making race jokes i always find it dull. frankie boyle is the one exception

[tiaherron123]

Yh that sounds like us scots

[HeidiSims2Lover]

PROUD TO SAY IM FROM BATHGATE! HAHA<3

[elleanne]

@HeidiSims2Lover

Pissing against the door is probably something that happens in broxburn as well lol

[weadone]

@elleanne are ye kidding ?? they live in caves oot bi an dinnae even hae doors.

for the non scots " are you serious? they live in caves with no doors"

[vampirechickita]

What just happened? All of a sudden there are comments on renouncing Frankie and worms and worshiping Jesus. What worms are being renounced? Worms are alright, they're good to have in your garden. I don't think I'll be renouncing them anytime soon. Or Frankie, he's hilariously fantastic.

[MrsMcBrawny]

@yington

Are you crazy? Did someone drop you on your head?

[xman090909]

Oh aye, cos aw Scots are just like that, pissing on their doorways...

[FretburnerintheskY]

This comment string definitely has a judgement day tone about it. Metal as fuck! Lol

[FretburnerintheskY]

@SmallBrightLights HaHa Totally!

[thetwelfthmonitor]

I'm from Bathgate too and would not be surprised if it were true. I got out my car at the Bank of Scotland on Hopetoun Street and nearly stood on this boy James' head. Half 3 on a Sunday afternoon. He must have put in a right good effort to get into such a nick so early. Either that or he hadn't been scooped up from the Saturday night. He looks up at me and goes "Awright wee man?". I'm like "Aye better than you Jamesy boy". :)

[SmallBrightLights]

i am from bathgate....this is probaly true

[TKOblue]

Might consider hauling ass out of America. Family will miss me, but oh well, right? What's Scotland like, folks? Can there be a nice little home reserved near the ocean for me? XD

[222macgregor]

Everyone in America thinks they are Scottish!

[specom]

@222macgregor No, everyone in America thinks they're IRISH. It's their excuse for being drunk all the time.

[222macgregor]

@specom

Northern States such as New York and Boston have large Irish links however, the South of America is populated by majority Scottish and German Americans.

I spent last summer travelling throughout the States in a kilt with a few other guys and we literally couldn't walk down the street without some cunt telling us their family history!

[closertofiftythanyew]

Why has this video got corrupted, youtube?

Was alright last I listened to it. Anything to do with David Cameron? Or am I being too paranoid, ey?

[closertofiftythanyew]

Frankie Boyles modern work on Channel 4 looks an arse shifting modern work, especially for the BBC, if he is hoping to appear there again.

Anyway, fuck them Frankie, Bernard Manning was a millionaire, and they never gave him a show. Yes, a millionaire, unlike all of those smallminded jelous "this is my little corner" BBC cants.

[neviatha]

Wooh! Bathgate! :)

[michaelUNITEDKINGDOM]

this guy is shit. those jokes just werent funny at all

[Talodie]

@michaelUNITEDKINGDOM heres an idea for u then, shut the f*ck up and keep ur opinions 2 urself u bastard

[MrMike0113]

@Talodie While I like Frankie, your comment was completely ridiculous and the irony was almost too much.

[ScrewNormality1]

@MrMike0113

LOL, I agree

[22295whiteangel]

scotland <3

[SamLovesFriemds]

mel Gibson joke was class I love frankiee :]

[cliveog]

A Scottish person putting down Scottish people for a (mainly) English audience. Ha bloody ha.

[Josiieeeeeeee]

when i went to america everyone was trying to copy my scottish accent.. and they were all talkin like sean connery.. i was like..

No mate, beleive it or not, some scottish people dont have speach problems..

they had no clue what i was on about.

[SonicCrakpot]

@Josiieeeeeeee Yeah that's called being stupid, and lacking any decent sense of humour. I hear the Americans are very good at it, with all the crap they call comedy anyway.

[katiemayyy710]

@SonicCrakpot I'm an American and I agree with you. Mind you, we're not all like that. However, enough are for me to (begrudgingly) agree with your statement.

[rmacsporran]

@yington what the hell man its a comedian on youtube no a minister lol

[rossco155]

@yington CAN JESUS FORGIVE YOUR DAD FOR ABUSING YOU??!!?!?!?

i BET FRANKIE BOYLE CAN ya silly cunt

[rmacsporran]

@yington shugt the fuck up get yourself a life mate and stop trying to convert everyone if people arnt christians deal with it and stop commenting on comedians pages ya freak !

[QuackMooMeow]

@rmacsporran hear hear!

[ChromeOC]

@DreamsCatcher101 Well said!

[specom]

@yington Renounce your "worm"? OK I 'm a Christian and I have no idea what that means. Is it some cultural term for the flesh or something?

[specom]

@yington Try being less obscure bro. Most people aren't very up on chapter and verse. Or use NIV language. But you're not really preaching the gospel, you're just being a jerk, hiding behind the word, aintcha bro?

[specom]

@yington 31 years ago bro...

[DeanMalenko]

@yington What a good thing that people who write in only capital letters are 3 things at once. 1) trustworthy, 2) important and 3) always right

[1994McLeod]

@yington ur joking right?

jesus is not god CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD MAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHa

[1994McLeod]

@yington When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day." :P

[GamerInari]

@yington is it just me, or are you trying to force christianity on ppl? unless you have actual proof that god exists, i will continue to be agnostic

[GamerInari]

@yington look, everyone has different opinions, and i respect that you're devoted to your religion, but thats no excuse to force it on the rest of us

oh yeah, and what are you talking about worms for? is that supposed to be a metaphor for something?

[CorvusCorone68]

@GamerInari he wants ppl to give up tequila

[GamerInari]

@yington oh yeah, and whats with all the weird nicknames? loedyman? gammy? i may be strange, but even i know that's just insane

[101Tonia101]

@yington

There is a difference between watching videos of someone and thinking that they're God. In all seriousness, no-one worships Frankie Howard, they come here to enjoy his jokes.

By all means, have your opinions, but don't force your religion on people or tell them that what we're doing is wrong. Remember that no-one here criticized you for believing in God, but no-one likes being told what to think or to believe.

Would you like it if we told you who to worship and what to believe in?

[RevolutionaryRed11]

@yington You're starting to remind me of my university's local sandwich board wearing zealot and, like him, your message is being lost because no one here takes people wearing sandwich boards or people telling others to "repent" seriously, it's just amusing. If you really want to help people try rational discourse instead, people will start to take you seriously

[JONNOG88]

@yington

Yo, boss take your propaganda else where.

[GamerInari]

@yington the lord isnt the word! the bird is the word! dont you know about the bird?!

and no i do not worship the bird, its just a joke

oh yeah, and i dont know if you realise this, but everyone sins, you think forcing the word of god on us is going to help you?

and what about ppl from other religions, like sikhs, or jews? they dont worship jesus, but that doesnt mean the one they do worship is a worm!

[MrR3wind]

@GamerInari Well everybody knows that the bird is the word ;)

[GamerInari]

@MrR3wind aparently this yington person doesnt (i know, shocking right?)

[Grendelynden]

@yington But if I renounce my worm, what will I jerk off at night? :C

[bakiful]

@Josiieeeeeeee Hahahaha!! thats hilarious

[CSINYFREAKnumba1]

@Josiieeeeeeee - Hahahaaa... I've not been to America (yet) but my parents went for their anniversary and they said a lot of American's kept asking if my mum was Aussie and they kept trying to copy my dad's Irish accent :P And my mother (who you can't take anywhere) got pulled over by the LAPD motorbike cops for jaywalking... Was LMAO when my dad told me that one.

[dexdex1560]

@Josiieeeeeeee Those Americans are a silly bunch.

[RelativeBadger]

@Josiieeeeeeee You may not have speech problems, just writing problems (speech, not speach, sunshine) - and you think you KNOW English? Hahahaha!

[scotland1989able]

@EbonyLoving22 lol u are one arrogant bastard like fukin hell!!!!

[biggie558]

Dara O'brien (however you spell it) makes this show. Apart from that, everyone is second best. And the rest are shit.

[jonahbeastlomu]

i hate it when everyone gets offended from things frankie says... he takes the piss out of EVERYONE even scots

[closertofiftythanyew]

Mull of Kintyre and Paul McCartney - what the fuck is that all about Scots, and it's whole land is all up for sale at the moment?? Sounds barking to me, but things go on up that is strange tp me, and sounds is down to edinburgh scottish law you suffer from, or old english cunts.

[scotland1989able]

@EbonyLoving22 the same episodes of mock the week over and over? wtf. im not a retard i dont watch something a hundred times and think its a brand new episode.

[closertofiftythanyew]

I was very friendly with a protestant bloke from Glasgie. He took me home to his place. Where the fuck is Ibrox when it is at home?

[lipsy1234]

LMFAO

[scotland1989able]

frankie' funny as fuk but he always repeats the same jokes

[shcnoozlebop]

@scotland1989able i know!! he used the same jokes on the apollo thingy!!

[scotland1989able]

@shcnoozlebop i dont know why hes a naturally funny guy. im sure he can come up with new material

[shcnoozlebop]

@scotland1989able i know did you see the gay guys joke me made on mock the week?? fuckin lmao

[kevyk999]

FRANKIE IS A TOP ACT GREAT LAUGH :)

MOCK O THE WEEK MISS HIM BIG TIME !!

[closertofiftythanyew]

when are we going to some brand new footie videos, Wick, ey, you lazy shites?

watch?v=57QQvpN2Q3A

[closertofiftythanyew]

one nil win Wick, you spawney gets.

[DawnBarbourOfficial]

@HippyCalliach Yes he is! I'm Scottish and I think he's hilarious. Everyone around me agrees.

[HippyCalliach]

Is Frankie popular in Scotland ???

[JarheadM4A1]

@HippyCalliach yes, very

[closertofiftythanyew]

A couple of songs for Wick Academy FC, even if they are from the wrong side of northern Scotland, and will not understand a shite what is sung, but there you go, Copy search,

watch?v=yBRkFTSKfdk

watch?v=YrJ_kS_Nwls

[closertofiftythanyew]

heard Wick FC won 5 - 1 yesterday. They had a cumbrian striker, no one was going to tackle that madman.

[closertofiftythanyew]

what is this nonsense about Clare Balding that she is supposed to be a dyke? She's a fucking horse for gods sake, it is plain to see!

[willyscj]

@newmark401 haven't see many with him swearing, off color "yes" but could just be me. how about ol'mel braveheart?

[closertofiftythanyew]

@newmark401 Don't be a woos, it's only words.

Remember, actions speak louder than words, and all that philosophical shite.

[mysteriousjeffmather]

@newmark401 You'll have to ask Mel "I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers" Gibson about the boundaries of good taste.

[limbs32]

@mysteriousjeffmather lol, he said that?

[mysteriousjeffmather]

@limbs32 He did indeed. To the mother of his child, no less. The man's a fucking psychopath.

[loooorrri]

HAHAHAA!

[MrThePerson22]

@ velasca

just as the same way I'd rather live in a luxury apartment in Scotland than I would in America.

[Velasca]

I'd rather live in a mansion in Los Angeles or a luxury apartment in Las Vegas than Scotland.

Thank you and good night, much love.

[METALLICAM4N]

@Velasca Id rather live in a house on a mountain in Scotland with a beautiful view than in a mansion in LA overlooking another mansion.

[Velasca]

@METALLICAM4N I'd rather live in a log cabin in the wilderness of South Dakota or Wyoming than live in a house in the mountains of Scotland.

[closertofiftythanyew]

@Velasca I'd rather live in the antarctic with the penguins than in a council flat in Govan with Rab C. Nesbitt as my neighbour.

[billjohn69]

@Velasca I'd rather live in a hovel in some Indian shanty town than live in any part of the U.S.

[closertofiftythanyew]

@billjohn69 watch?v=UCoanbUL_aQ

[closertofiftythanyew]

@closertofiftythanyew watch?v=9iHXo13tJEE

[closertofiftythanyew]

Tell you one thing, who the hell lives north of Glasgow and Edinburgh. Looks like a well hel lof a scarey looking place. Do you call them scotsmen as well? If you do, you must have big balls, scots people!

[dmcgov77]

@closertofiftythanyew what, in dundee lol?

[closertofiftythanyew]

@dmcgov77 Dundee? well shit scary place - lose your hubcaps off your car there, no doubt. But nice drinkers though, quite civil. But the other extreme is Inverness, or worse, Wick. Christ, gunfights at dawn country there!

[closertofiftythanyew]

@closertofiftythanyew But saying that, a Cumbrian went on holiday to Wick. He found its streets strangely quiet......

[johnprasher]

@closertofiftythanyew You think thats bad, Try Glasgow !

[DavidGilmourFan1991]

@johnprasher I agree

[closertofiftythanyew]

@johnprasher Glasgie? Depends which part you are talking of. At least the whole of Edinburgh are total cunts. Govan in Glasgie ain't bad, even with string vests of Rab all around.

[VeryStevePerry]

I absolutely love Frankie Boyle, he is a miss on Mock The Week. I would really love to see him live, but i wouldnt dare sit near the front , Im not that brave! Ive seen his live shows on tv. lol

[Nicky131Popstar]

i love frankie boyle

[theseus27]

Is this supposed to be funny,coz I didn't laugh once.Sorry!!

Much prefer classic comedy or Lee Evans.

[3lpyz]

Seeing him in November this year. Can't wait!

[rockingrocker347]

frankie is a genius

[breakingthehabit2008]

JAJAJAJAJA

[FuryLobo]

His voice sounds like scrooge mcduck from Duck Tales LOL

[alfonz1986]

AHAHA scrooge mc duck! ledge

[closertofiftythanyew]

Scots, watch this, laughed my arse off when I saw this last night while eating my tea. Cracking clip. Youtube end code,

watch?v=kVsHZ83uc8A

[TamaThePeck]

@closertofiftythanyew

you can eat tea?

[closertofiftythanyew]

Apologies for the confusion. But tea is also known in the land of Brits as Early Evening Meal, or Corn Flakes and water in Glasgie!

[closertofiftythanyew]

Glasgie, named after Brit Celts, not Picts nor Scotti, say no more.

Bloody Scots!

[closertofiftythanyew]

the dropped kilt, reposted, after the fuus has now died down. Put your tea down, youtube search, copy and paste,

v=8dOFYaBk-Kk

click on the first video, Mr Davies!

[closertofiftythanyew]

The dropped kilt live on Wales tv a month ago, 2010 rugby 6Nations.

Makes a change from looking at a bare scotsmans arse before battle. One for the ladies and Mr Owens the ref, and Gareth T as well. I thought it was a laugh myself, didn't turn me on at all, honest.....

[Dashfixer]

can never get a ticket for him always sold out, DO MORE NIGHTS FRANKIE

[jebustillos]

Brilliant stuff!

[bigplansbadthoughts]

i live in bathgate, and i'm pretty proud frankie mentioned it on mock the week :)

[VelbazhdBeroe]

LOL

He used those jokes on Live at the Apollo