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  • Hilarious !!

  • tesla coil.isnt that from ratchet and clank up your arsenal??

  • my statue is a statue of a naked dremora, well no clothes equipt but still has the nappy like thing, so we just saved nirn from mehrunes dagon and his minions and the retards of bruma build a fricking dremora statue

  • hes HUGE

    

  • My statue looked stupid DX

  • and the statue says "i" look i bit ill!?

  • did you just duplicate your shield when you killed him?

  • STOP! you're violating the law!

  • 1:04

    Paint me like one of your French girls

  • Ha Ha...... it says erected!

  • @SouthDawgz

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  • Wait wait wait, how do you do that?

  • can you wear a dress for the statue??

  • Aw man, now I want to do this to see what the voice is for my modded race 83 supposedly they would use the argonian lines. I tried flying next to the statue once... it lifted off into the air next to me D8 Then it made a hurt noise and vanished when I landed.

    The next time I went into the city, it's tail was wagging and it looked alive, but it was still posing...

  • you are a riped fat roll im a riped 8 pack on oblivion

  • LOL 2:33 Where the F did he go???

  • Your a vampire!

  • 1:04

    Oh yeah. . . LOL XD

  • yes he is but if i saw my talking statue and it says i looked a bit ill

    im probable insane

  • are you vampire i heard from that guard or statue you look a lit bil that means that you vampire

  • so thats what u sound like for your male character

  • they made my statue with the wabbajack stuck through my arm

  • if u got knights of the nine, dark brotherhood, or mage(thats all i do) you can get him to follow you, no joke

  • LOLOLOL IT SED ERECTED

  • it would be so cool if you could make it really aggressive and attack evreyone !!!!

  • WTF, you look a bit ill?

  • ITS A GIANY GUARD

  • Your player is a vampire? They only say that when you are.

  • at 3:11 how dose she sleep with all that noise

  • @MrOblivion9771 he mastrubated all day and now hes tired

  • Lol my Statue was wearing somekind of light white Guard Armor :D

  • lol at 4:25, when you were attacking the statue, hes all like "what is this little man doing hitting me?"

  • It's a chipmunk fight :D

  • now go kill the one of martin :)

  • lol i'm not ill i'm mini mee

  • what spell is that??????

  • YOU LOOK A BIT ILL.

  • Those funny little voices ARE FUNNY!

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  • ????????????????????wtf???????­???????????????

  • at 1:02 was your statue striking a pose for you

  • Aaaand the savior of Bruma attempts to flee in terror when you pick a fight with a gaurd....

  • I wish I had a cool armor on when they created that staue :(

  • i got on full ebony on 1 character and daedric on the other with a bow looks cool :)

  • why does it say "Legolas" at 1:08?

  • Umm... more accurately, OverlordofOverlords, the Great Gate holds the last item needed to create a portal to Paradise, Mankor Camoran's realm. A Great Sigil Stone. The Bruma guards stop closing the gates opening around Bruma to allow the Great Gate to open. You then go in, swipe the stone, go to paradise, kill Camoran, return with the Amulet of Kings, stop Dagon, rescue the damsel, slay the beast, and... Oh, wait... sorry. That last part is Shivering Isles... nevermind...

  • the savior of bruma is you so you are killing your self!

  • lol i have this for my pc but it laggs so bad cause of bugs

  • I'm naked in my bruma statue....fml

  • im getting this free for pc

    i already have it for ps3

  • I beat the game naked but it showed my character in Orcish Armor >:( I was really looking forward to a naked statue of myself

  • By the way, what is great gate??

  • @OverlordOfOverlords

    The great gate ?

    The Great gate was when the demons opend One Huge gate from where the Big Doom Machine should come out and destroy all ... sooo you fight the demons and close the gate .

  • @7Gkar7 daedra not deamons

  • Yeaa yeaa , thats what ive meant by demons ... they look demonic dont you think ^^.

    Anyway , Daedra ... demons same thing .

  • I rofled when quick fight XD

  • when you win the game a statue of you comes and the wepons and armour are on it so when you win the game wear good armour.

  • I beat the game....But how do you get this statue pu up?

  • Go to Bruma and it's there.

  • my statue is funny i was naked other than my boots grey fox mask ,umbra and the sheild of the pathfinder

  • You just killed yourself =DD

  • what helm you wearin?

  • I think its an Alyied Crown

  • now i see how midas got the stoneskin for his spells.

  • you should've tried giving him the spell rage or frenzy

  • XD Minor Tesla Coil

  • why does he always say ''are you allright you look ill'' & ''you should really get to a doctor, you look ill''?

  • because he has the vampire disease

    it is classes as an illness until either healing or receiving the curse

  • thanks, when i get my oblivion working, i shall try & go to the umbra statu

  • wow the sword is umbra... i guess thats a trick to get one easy with out killing umbra for her sword

  • 1:04 sexy pose

  • That's just clever XD

  • thats awsome

  • Weird, the statue was holding the Chorrel Shield, but the living statue was holding Grey Ageis...

  • Some of a bitch you killed your self XD

  • lol. Sleeping with Statues: by Fetid Jofnhild. It all started when the statue fell from the sky...

  • that would be awesome if he could help you fight.

  • lol whats wrong with being a vampire?

  • what does he have on him? lol

  • VAMPIRE!

  • "Is everything all right? You look a bit ill."

    they only say so to vampires O_o hmm ...

  • If your console starts making CAPs when you don't have CAPs lock on, type "showspellmaking" in the console and start typing random letters for the name. Soon it should work. Example: ASDEFEASGsgexde

    Little tip I discovered...

  • your a vampire

  • Where can i get that umbra sword??

  • from umbra(the person)in the ruins of miscarcand

  • insnt it in the ruin vindeasal? i remember it from the actor vin diesel.

  • yeah,it is,i was doing the mission with miscarcand so i accidentally spelled that =P

  • he is a vampire he is not sick, well unless you consider vamperism a illness. wich is how you get it so... anyway nice vid

  • what disease you have?

  • Isn't your sheild a sheild used by a competitior in the arena? if so how do you get it?

  • the sheild u can loot an betting arena match when u bet bet 100 gold then ` or~ concle type tcl then kill the other team person the oppisite to who u bet on then loot their body hehe

    then get your winnings

  • you look a bit ill....XD

  • umbra?!?!?!?!?

  • i bet if you cast rally on him he wont run away

  • So you're a vampire i'm guessing since he said you look a bit ill.

  • can someone please tell me how to drop stuff in oblivion elder scroles 4 for the com

  • hold shift and click

  • is it like a giant clone of you

    if it is you should bring it to life then do setav health 2500(or more) setav armor 1000 setav strength 250 setav bounty 1000(could be anything for the bounty)

  • is there a stat you can change so they dont run away?

  • yea...

    there are a few spells that may say "rally"

    that stops them from fleeing

    if the spell works enough

  • some one who knows how to get umbra?

  • one of the deadric shrine quests (Clavicus vile) sends you to some dungeon south of the imperial city, you gotta kill umbra to get her sword, then you can either keep it or give it to the shrine to finish the quest.

  • if you resurrect umbra and kill het again, not picking up umbra you can have both the quest finished as well as umbra

  • cool, how do you resurrect? skull of corruption?

  • just press ~ , then click on Umbra's corpse and type resurrect press enter and you're finished..

    mind that if you want the blade twice, don't pick up the blade after you finished the shrine's quest.

  • thanks but i dont play oblivion on pc very often, mostly on 360

  • i didnt know there was a statue is it got the armour your wearing on it ?? the time u fought of the horde

  • yep

  • the statue always puts the most powerful armor you have in your endless backpack at the time on your statue

  • i like the chipmunk fight i wish there was a mod on the 360 to make everyone sound like the chipmunks

  • Your name is Legolas?

    Fucking retarded 11 year old?

  • haha what!?

  • wtf why is my character only have under pants on and not armour can you change the poses for 360

  • use the staff of worms on it lol

  • how do you make oblivion go so fast?

  • so thats what your charactor sounds like....

  • this is what the statue looks like -

    out of the items you have with you, the games decides which are best, not what u have equipped, and puts them on the statue

  • WHEN do i get the statue. I'm done with the mainquest but it isnt there?

  • I alwasy enjoyed being a vampire in this game.

  • can you have the statue on ps3 aswell or is it just for pc?

  • i have my statue of me on ps3 =], just beat main story line

  • thanks man

  • heres what the statue looks like . it looks like whatever armor and weapon you had equiped

  • Actually it goes by the best weapons/armour you have equipped.

  • i need the game:(and a good pc

  • Oblivion is on ps3 and xbox360 also

  • DUDE I NEED FOR PC

  • The statue takes on your form, no matter what. It's essentially a PC clone with a stone mesh.

  • will characters from a mod work because i have a tabaxi (person/khajit) and i want a statue of it

  • in the last mission in theives guild there are 2 living statues! they move slowly in the beginning.. i won't say anymore :D

  • is your guys name legolas? becasue thats my guys name o.0!

  • Lol wtf char name is Legolas?

  • i think im gonna buy oblivion for computer cause im gettin tired of it on ps3

    computer seams like with all these mods you'll never get bored =]

  • Say your a kajit will the statue be khajit?

  • Yea Frantenstain monster :P

  • lol cool, Can anyone help me fix oblivion, im having aproblem with it on PC vids on my channel about it please help :(

  • RESSURECT? combined with cloning... :0

    lol wth the guys which made oblivion knew you can do it

    why are you ill lol

  • he's probly a vampire, when you're a vampire and you havn't bitten someone in their sleep for awhile your face turns pale white and people begin asking you if you're ok lol

  • aww blubber ass it dont work wehen i do it >.>

  • 1:14

    holy shit

  • Does that statement about the Savior of Bruma at the beginning appear in the 360 version or is it just for the PC cuz i cant find it on my statue.

  • you get the statue when you return to Cloud Ruler Temple. It'll equip whatever the best items are in your inventory when you return to the temple. So if you want your statue to look a certain way then get rid of everything you dont want on it.

  • stop killing urself :P

  • "is everything all right? u look a bit ill"

    wtf loled when the statue said this :P

  • stop beating up your own statue lol :)

  • what is that escutcheon of chorrol? can u get that on the xbox 360 version?

  • yes do the quest in chorrol about the to brothers

  • free umbra!

  • dude is he taking a piss at 2.14?

  • where did u get that quest?

  • Its a statue in bruma with an escuction (sp?) on it? TREASON!

  • My statues badass. Its got full Imperial Dragon Armor without the helmet, and no sword or shield. I know the statue has your best armor and weapons, but when does it take after your best armor and weapons?

  • sexy poses lol

  • lollollolollol

  • lol the guards sound weird

  • MINI ME!!!!

  • hehe it says erected

  • hey this has nothing to do with this but does the statue change depending on what your wearing cuz that statue always was wearing a mage outfit and had a staff in my game

  • they sound like little people -.-

  • "Is everything all right? You look a bit ill"

    I'm wounded who the hell gives him a voice o_O. Maybe it's first talkable rocky statue on the world?! =o

  • the statue posed like its ready to be in a porno lol

  • lol 1:03 statue is in sexy pose......

  • wow the physics in this game (20 seconds for a 90 ton creature to fall 20 feet) is...odd

  • what does the ayleid crown do? cuz i dont know if i should do that collector quest to get it.

  • What does it do?

    uesp(.)net(/)wiki(/)Oblivion(:­)Ayleid_Crown_of_Nenalata

    uesp(.)net(/)wiki/Oblivion(:)A­yleid_Crown_of_Lindai

  • can you do it on the 360

  • lol u assaulted the gaurd and the staute runs away i mean come on he's 3 times ur size just step on u lol

  • LOL THE CHARS NAME IS LEGOLAS!!!!!!!

  • "Is everything all right? You look a bit ill..."

    Holy crap- I really don't think everything here is all right!

  • i wish i could do this on 360

  • mice fight lol

  • when i finished the oblivion questline y had umbra in my inv. and y watched my statue it had wabbajack equiped the worst in all that is that i never even equiped it while closing the great gate i wanted my statue to look good but sheogorath had the last laugh. -_-

  • i had umbra on but it got replaced by a staff i didnt have =[

  • All I can really say is... LIGHTING BOLT! LIGHTING BOLT!!!1

  • Nice moves, TESIVO06.

  • Where is this Statue? i did the main quest, but i never found it

  • Bruma.

  • yes i know -.- i mean where in Bruma?

  • It's located to your right when entering the city from the North Gate.

  • Where you get the Grey Aegis?

  • Complete the Thieves Guild quest line.

  • No, that was wrong. You don't need to complete the Thieves guild quest line. That's for the gray cowl XD

    You have to install The Arena Loot mod. You can find it by searching at tesnexus dot com, or just google. You'll have to battle the contender who you can't use magic on (in the arena). I don't recommend it though, since it completely unbalances the game, and it was never meant for you to get hold of. I never use it. It's too easy and boring.

  • A Ok I knew I had seen that name before.

  • only on pc or ?