Watch Me Eat 01 - Corn Dogs

[GreenFrogPebbles]

I've got two tickets to paradise.



[xFLoWShiZzle]

Autist

[sarcasmosis]

@xFLoWShiZzle eh probably not

[Optimus1470]

Ya Me dio hambre y aqui en Honduras no comemos Corn Dogs pero no somos Comunistas jajajaja Buenos Videos sigue adelante, ahhhh y ojala sepas español.

[Nerfnerd39]

U make me hungry

[Nerfnerd39]

I feel like eating corn dogs, u make me hungry

[TanjaEubanks]

That is SO kewl- I have joked with people in my area that if they don't like certain foods (i.e. pizza, hamburgers- "American" foods) that they are Communists. Great minds think alike; though in our case, I'm not sure that applies. Munch on oh sarcastic one ^^

[sarcasmosis]

@TanjaEubanks i was being sarcasmic because you are not actually a real life actual communist for food preferences

[TanjaEubanks]

@sarcasmosis I feel you. I was also being sarcastic, hence that is probably why I like your vids so damn much ^^

[j0phus]

@sarcasmosis I think all foods should be eaten in equal amounts and distributed equally among the people.

[TheDeftonesVault]

@TanjaEubanks Pizza was made by the Italians.

[TheDoctordont]

i guess im the worlds biggest communist then LOL

[BigCrusher96]

By the way, if you don't like corndogs or so.. *swallow* You're a communist.

HILARIOUS

[DeexAngel]

We never want to watch people eat, but why do we find watching people eat corndogs so amusing? Lol

[ryukthekid]

Last time I had a corn dog was back in 5th grade or something, and right now I want some!

[laosboyyy]

if you deep fry them they taste just like the fairs corndogs

[nothadnotbad]

i like to deepfry mine till they are dark brown... kinda burnt. yum

[JLSareDeadGay]

I don't have a clue what corn dogs are but they look devine. :P

[doogiediamond]

@JLSareDeadGay Corndogs are a yummy treat that is enjoyed by everyone I know. They are a hotdog on a stick that has been dipped in cornmeal and fried.

You can find them at any fair/carnival or at a local grocery store.

You should give them a try!!

[JLSareDeadGay]

@doogiediamond Ok thanks for the info, but im not sure if we have corn dogs in England so im just going to make some myself ;D

[doogiediamond]

@JLSareDeadGay get rich and bring them to England, I have yet to meet anyone that doesn't like corndogs.

[hermanlin90]

@doogiediamond i hate corndogs

[GTAMANIAC1999]

@doogiediamond so i'm assuming you have asked evreyone the question "Do you like corndogs?"

[bubblyfriend22]

look at him chowing down on those corn dogs

[bigdino4183]

Dont know why nobody in the UK has tried selling corn dogs, its all you guys talk about! You look like you enjoyed that too man!! Keep munchin`!

[secretstream4]

hahaha when you reach for the fourth corndog, i wasn't expecting

[secretstream4]

oh my god this channel is off the fucking chain

[sarcasmosis]

@secretstream4 I'm glad you've been appreciating it. More to come soon.

[August789]

I like they way you just talk about random stuff that floats into your head as you eat crap food. It's highly entertaining for some reason.... or at least more entertaining than doing work

[smokeythebear13]

how old are you dude

[sarcasmosis]

@smokeythebear13 I'm the same age my dad was in 1985.

[August789]

@smokeythebear13 he looks like early to mid 30's.

[FateMan22]

@halflinks

how old are you?

[mollydasiy7]

you make everything look yummy

[MrJerry7029]

How come I can't send you a message on your youtube

[sarcasmosis]

@MrJerry7029 Probably because youtube's messaging system is garbage. You can email watchmeeatshow at gmail.com instead.

[GTAMANIAC1999]

@sarcasmosis what excactly are Corn Dogs? i live in England and we do not have corn dogs

[sarcasmosis]

@GTAMANIAC1999 Corn dogs are just hot dogs on a stick, dipped in cornmeal batter, and fried.

[GTAMANIAC1999]

@sarcasmosis also, do you play GTA IV On the XBOX 360? if so can i play you some time

[sarcasmosis]

@GTAMANIAC1999 It's a new decade dude. Moved on to other games long ago, but also I never finished 4.

[GTAMANIAC1999]

@sarcasmosis Man, you are so awesome, i would love to meet you, also when is the new season out

[sarcasmosis]

@GTAMANIAC1999 I'm quite a walk away here in Oregon. New shows start VERY soon.

[GTAMANIAC1999]

@sarcasmosis ok, also, what TV Shows do you watch, do you like Curb Your Enthusiasm and The Ricky Gervais Show

[sarcasmosis]

@GTAMANIAC1999 I like those shows. I've been watching Extras.

[GTAMANIAC1999]

@sarcasmosis have you got MSN, Because your the type of guy id like to have a convosation with

[sarcasmosis]

@GTAMANIAC1999 Relax mister. You shouldn't use that garbage, and I'm leaving now.

[sarcasmosis]

@lovemyreborn15 cornmeal on a stick

[mccokevi]

am from scotland whats a corn dog

[sarcasmosis]

@mccokevi You take a hot dog, you put it on a stick, you dip it in corn meal batter, you fry it, and you win.

[doogiediamond]

I mix ketchup and mustard in a little bowl for dipping my corn dogs in.

I agree if you don't like corn dogs....theres the door!

[TheJason7002]

btw if you don't like corndogs, you are a communist LOL

[awkerrigan]

anybody else really wanna know what he was watching when he was eating ?

[sarcasmosis]

@awkerrigan the idea for the show is literally at its most basic here. i was trying to read the news.

[awkerrigan]

@sarcasmosis ah right thank you, was just really curious as to what had you so focused lol but its simply brilliant man thanks for these :)

[XOGODLY]

"some people dont like ketchup i like it" lol but great vid and you look ALOT like a president but i forgot wich one

[dLetumknow013]

what do you do you always have on suit nd ur videos are hilarious btw

[Dianesz88]

damn here in Italy you can not find these dogs >_<

[cryptoarbiter]

who is th 4 bitches who dont like this video.

[MasterFreddie1]

My mum thinks you're boring, but I subscribed! Keep makin the great vids!

[redenchilada]

Today I bought a package of Foster Farms Honey Crunchy Corn Dogs because of this video. They're all right. They look much MUCH better when you're hungry and you're watching a guy eat them. Finally I put ketchup on the last one along with the mustard, and it tasted much better. No trans fat, 7 grams of protein, could be worse.

[redenchilada]

I like corn dogs w/mustard only, and I like your hair and the way you dress up in a jacket and tie. I love dudes that look like you.

[sarcasmosis]

@redenchilada Well hey thanks that shit is some premium compliments.

[redenchilada]

@sarcasmosis Thanks for the laugh!

[daewonsongpingpong]

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（ﾟ､ ｡ 7　l、 ~ヽ　じしf_, )ノ

[MrBwest1]

Your very entertaining man I knew you were from Chicago, your shits and your fucks are placed ever so perfectly when spaeaking. Mix that that in with your sarcasm and a look of not giving a fuck nd I would swear your my best friend. Fuckin great work . Highly appreciated!!!

[sarcasmosis]

@MrBwest1 high five thanks a lot

[Vyxihd]

Corn dogs are delicious. I like them plain. :)

[TCMfan2kii10]

awesome, and hoe much do these cost? are they like seperate or do you get a portion?

[sarcasmosis]

@TCMfan2kii10 You can usually get these boxes of corn dogs stateside in boxes of 8, 16, or 32 at various prices which are usually way too much for cheap corn dogs.

[TCMfan2kii10]

Ok thanks

[TCMfan2kii10]

Sorry to be random but, what do you do for a living?

we see you with a suit on in every video and im sure some people are as curious as i am. Pmsl

[sarcasmosis]

@TCMfan2kii10 I work in technical support. I used to work at a movie theatre and had to wear a suit to properly run the place. The show sprouted from the movie theatre lunch breaks. There could be a documentary about the show on the distant horizon, but don't tell anybody.

[5nailz]

i love your videos i dont know why there just so random and funny how did you come up with the idea to make a video of you eating? :P

[sarcasmosis]

@5nailz I explained where this show came from in one of these episodes. The basic non-idea sprouted from daily lunchtime interest from coworkers. They begged so I made the show.

[GCkeepa1993]

how many corn dogs you have lol

[DarlingSerenity]

He is so

so

cute.

[GCkeepa1993]

dude your the coolest guy man no bull

[WTFitsJimmy]

oh jesus i managed to find someone interesting on youtube that enjoys making videos and is actually funny. subscribed, you should make more videos

[sarcasmosis]

Hey thanks. I'm gonna.

[genuis13]

ur a communist lol

[hellking5]

if you knew what was in their you woulnt eat it rofl

[ShowMeHowNow]

You are a genious! I've seen all you "Watch me eat" videos and They have gotten more interesting, funny, and random indeed! hahaha good job man!

[sarcasmosis]

Hey thanks. That's nice. I appreciate the feedback.

[XKJABX]

I'm english. I really want a corndog :(

[B3nH4n]

Genius

[corky675]

u r hilarious

[Pete389a]

corndogs.........GOOD STUFF!!!!!

[mytitans]

if you don't like cheap meat wrapped in corn bread you're not american.

[johnmills]

your a funny guy. zach galifiankisesque.

"some people dont like ketchup which, i like it."

genius

[sarcasmosis]

Easily one of my best compliments ever. Thanks a lot.

[nvm0]

@johnmills I totally agree. I love to watch these videos,but not because of the food,but because of this guy's humor. It just cheers me up and makes me laugh so much. This dude seriously has a good sense of humor

[StyrofomECuP]

DUDE! please say in ur next vid "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"

[SerenityDarling1]

@StyrofomECuP because?

[dahype909]

lol gotta love the videos

[TheCertifiedGangsta]

Dude, honestly your really funny LOL your face is priceless, your a pilot?

[sarcasmosis]

Thanks. I'm not a pilot.

[KarinaMoller]

You look really handsome eating..

[sarcasmosis]

Well hey thanks. Hope you like the other dozen or so shows. More are on the way.

[AllWalksofLife]

wtf.

[osaniss]

never eaten corndog

[youkhanna1]

the corn dogs sound crunchy

[smokingbandit67]

cool vid, you look like bill clinton in his younger days

[downinthevalley]

I like you

[sarcasmosis]

Good times!

[blt409]

lol ur always in a tuxedo

[sarcasmosis]

A suit is a little less formal than a tuxedo.

[sonazn]

Corn dogs, because hotdogs are too inconvenient.

[blt409]

agreed

[SyntheticVixen]

loving these videos, they are a great sinical humor...

[sarcasmosis]

Just wondering: how do you see this as cynical?

[SyntheticVixen]

Wow, thanks for calling me out on my bad spelling. as for your question, Is it bad that i saw cynicism in this series of videos of you eating? I just happen to find it humorous and entertaining is all.

[sarcasmosis]

I was just wondering. I most likely said cynical things; I just wasn't sure if you meant the concept itself was cynical, which would be odd.

[matty6ross]

hahahahhahahahahahhaha this is so stupid it's funnyyyyy hahha

[Dunkhelzan]

Finally. What is this about not posting vids even nearly as often? Remember the glorious times of yore, when you couldnt not post a vid, sobriety or sleep be damned? More, more.

[bixxby]

GO TO SLEEP MY SON

[oriongirl79]

Nice. Corndogs are good. Remember when you invented "Eat till it hurts" restaurant? This could be a marketing tool.

[HLGGanoth]

I dont understand this show but I found it interesting when you made comments.

"If you don't like corndogs, your a communist."

I think Ill give you a 4/5.

[esotericfilms]

close your mouth when you talk

[sarcasmosis]

You should think about that.

[moderndaypen]

You're not Jon Glaser.

[freyguy91]

Dude, we all miss you so much. This is awesome

[adoxograph]

God damn you're fat