Dane Cook Pedophiles

[CapNStardust]

I live in Rapeville D: 

[ape1995]

whenever im down or sad i always know where to go to Dane Cook <3

[shysaxguy]

"Look at me right now . . . . . DONT, DO THIS"

[SirDeerock]

omg hes not even kidding, this shit is real. even the stats.

[Edgeworthscravat]

...i want a school.

[TheGORILLAZFAN2323]

i checked out the website,and he was right!,alot of pedophiles around my neighborhood

[loveisevil25]

The 3 people who disliked this are pedophiles.

[tjoinnamind2]

@loveisevil25 or maybe they have a more sophisticated sense of humor and just don't think someone talking out of their ass in silly voices and running around the stage is all that funny....just saying...........

[thesunflowerwarrior1]

i saw dane cook shirtless TWICE! gah! <8O holy sh*#! ONCE was too many, but TWICE?! r u trying to TORTURE ME!? GOD, HES HOT SHIRTLESS!

[megatophavatarfan]

I actually went there coz I thought my neighborhood was pretty safe, right? Yeah well tell that to the 72 offenders that showed up when I clicked search. o_________o

[werefen2]

@megatophavatarfan I couldn't even find the site.

[79madybell]

Love this Joke!!!



[AnkokuNanashi]

3 people went to family watchdog.org

[yokoraitashi]

i have to go on that website now!

[darklightoverrule]

i went to that website(its .us not .org) im totaly safe

[Brittonbubba137]

3 people are pedophiles.

[kenziebaby1231]

Buy Pedophiles on Itunes lmao

[troyallen123]

I live in rapeville

[superdawn125]

HE KNOWS THE GUY IN 2B HE KNOWS

[emmjay2009]

3 people are pedophiles.

[CharlesFoxKays]

Damn it Dane, don't you know if you tell us NOT to go to the site then we will?!? I just went... DX

[FluffehBacon]

3 People didn't get a humpback whale or a school. :C

[PeachNPlums]

I went onto that site. Hahaha- HES NOT LYING. o_o

[TerminalPaintball]

If you collect all nine rapists theres a puzzle on the back. Theres a rickety van puzzle on the back with a clown holding a glass dildo D:

[zakeness]

hahaha @" In your communit TEE" lol!!!

[sistergirl778]

I know Dane we have like 5 over here now I don't wanna go outside TTATT

[LisaStevensArt]

HE KNOWS! THE GUY IN 2B HE KNOWS!

[goddessofthewater]

u get a school! u get a school! U get a school!!



[rtshardcore]

2 people dont get a humpback whale...

[SweetDonkey65]

Absolutely hilarious XD

[MVS12]

you my friend are a silly sausage

[emmjay2009]

2 people are pedophiles

[thelifeforreal]

i live in rapetopia

[EliShannon2010]

4:27-5:01! LMFAO

[VictoriaaNone]

I wonder if Oprah laughed as hard as I did.

[bellaroselullaby]

2 people live in Rapeville

[Dnangelrocksify]

a light.../  \ oprah /ಠ_ಠ\...PEDOFILES

[bellaroselullaby]

@Dnangelrocksify That is the coolest effin face EVER! :)

[BideliaTrahern]

@Dnangelrocksify hahahahahahahahahahahaha xD perfect. i applaud you for that xD

[strawberrytybalt]

2 people are Uncle Diddles.

[pearldrumsarecool]

HE KNOWS!!!!!!! GET HIM AND RAPE HIM!!!!!!

lmao

[Andiismyname]

"it shows you stats.... like a....rapist baseball card" BAHAHAHA! this is so true, though! I did that once. I will never look at my neighbors the same way again o_0

[PhloBrow]

i guess that there are 2 people that didn't get humpback whales.. that sucks!

[d34dm4u5XI2ay]

she just says it. YOU. MIGHT BE A PETIPHILE. YOU PROBABLY. ARE. A PETIPHILE.

[d34dm4u5XI2ay]

whsh-whs- OPRAH. she comes in on a fucken skateboard high- fiven errbody hahah lmfao

[24bubbles20]

I love you Dane Cook!!!!!!!!!! <3

[GhostAdventures12]

XD LOL

[Viewingsx]

YOU GET A HUMP-BACK-WHALE AND YOU GET A HUMP-BACK WHALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ForcedIntoSanity]

2:11 perfect OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! face

[DanBPones]

I live in rapeville lol

[DanBPones]

Best dane cook sketch ever

[ExplosiveMichi]

D: EVERYONE AROUND ME IS A RAPIST!

[Starkiller60]

HE KNOWS. THE GUY IN 2B, HE KNOWS. GET HIM AND RAPE HIM.

[Dropyopants]

rape ville?? rape topia?? LMFAO :) , i did  the watchdog thing before its kinda scary... to no who many rapists there r in like ur area...

[Delisyn]

"Candyland." LOL

[beachbrunettexx]

the two people who disliked this are the ones who didnt get a school. ;)

[hentaimaid]

is that true? that you can look these people up?!

O_O..

[12Mizu]

@hentaimaid Yeah you can, lots of people do it

[bamabound97]

He's awesome



[TheCouragousGirl]

The one dislike is Dane's uncle didles.

[RedMansonxx]

around 2:18

do you guys here that squeal?

wtf I keep hearing it o-o

[TheCouragousGirl]

@RedMansonxx It's people going

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

[killyourexx]

oprah literally owns america...

[Zanitos1775]

2:40 to 2:47 is the best :D

[lioncat97]

I went to the website and I only found one person. And they live way far away from me. Yay!

[Hazb0un]

ohh, that dane cook is a silly bitch :D

[IloveCheez3]

One person was touched by their uncle..

[Delisyn]

"I live in rapeville." XD

[tbjsamich12]

"the guy in 2b! HE KNOOWSS!"

[kiragumanyara]

under the picture..stats...and if you collect all nine rapist theres is a puzzle

[turtlegirly2]

HAHAH!!! In your neighborhood.. in your communi-tee! :)

[Desuholic]

The one person who disliked this is a pedophile.

[turtlegirly2]

HAHAHHA!!! LOVE IT!!

[bgrich2003]

@Desuholic let's get him and rape him.

[Edgeworthscravat]

@Desuholic Shit, now there are three!

[7MileyFan9]

No bullshit... he wasn't lying about that website... xD

[ATY9Productions]

@7MileyFan9 werd! i went to it... scary

[Bluestar343]

EVERYBODY GETS A SCHOOL!

[LLawliet1011]

Poor Dane Cook... he lives in fear at his hometown of rapeville...

[MyDragonfli]

you get a school and you get a school, YOU GET A school. You too get a school.

i wish i was there when they were giving away a humpback whale id name him free willey

[LLawliet1011]

NO!! WE CAN'T LET THE RAPISTS SHOOT DANE COOK!!!

lol, I get a school and a humpback whale! DREAMS DO COME TRUE!! 8D

[KISSrock3rz]

the one person that disliked it is one of those humpback whales they gave away

[7MileyFan9]

1 person missed the like button

[7MileyFan9]

*boom* HE KNOWS!!! THE GUY IN 2B HE KNOWS!!! GET HIM AND RAPE HIM!!! <--- That is my favorite part. I watched this show at 2am. xD

[TheFrazelled]

"I live in rapeville" hahahahahahahahahahaa

[MoeGreensRightEye]

sounds gay

[rabbitlove4ever]

I did this joke at school once. Everyone thought I did a spot on job. Yay!

[sp00nEg6]

@rabbitlove4ever Should've had someone video tape it.

[xStraightEdgexPunkxx]

*bam* HE KNOWS! THE GUY IN 2B HE KNOWS!!! GET HIM AND RAPE HIM!!!!

[Chbi0Chip]

You get a humpback whale, and you get a humpback whale.

WHEREBODY GETS A HUMP-BACK WHAAAAAAAALES!

[TheShaegan]

if you collect all 9 rapists...you get a puzzle! lmao

[hawkeyefan3]

Pedofiles.....You could be a pedofile........You probably are a pedofile. LOL!!!!!

[elementskater1231231]

i want to see this website lol

[SpinningFaithProject]

*Boom HE KNOWS!!! THE GUY IN 2B HE KNOWS!!!!!!!!!! GET HIM AND RAPE HIM!!!! Omg i lost it at that

[DusKelPatNCarzErica]

I just randomly started saying this and had to come watch it....lol.

[carytmnsrh]

You get a hump back whale, and you get a hump back whale.......ROFLMAO

[LoveIsDead1993]

I live in Rapetopia! xD Lmao I love him!

[emmmmism]

mmm. i sincerely love him!

[bcefra]

DO I GET A HUMP BACK WHALE?

[aml0797]

@bcefra NO im jk i dont know

[MRZProductions]

dane cook. . .. i just wan2 tell you, my uncle has never diddled me

[pkpur3ki113]

@MRZProductions shut the hell up u home-o

[XxsamoilarxX]

whats this about?

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

sucks

[danimal7089]

everyone here...gets a...SCHOOOOOOL!!!!!

[RenagadeSoldier22]

@danimal7089 What the f*ck are we going to do with a school?!

[llamassayobey212]

HE KNOWS

[KaoruHitachiin]

lmfao!! EVERYBODY GETS HUMP-BACK-WHAAAAAALES!

[RidinSpinaz04]

@KaoruHitachiin YOU GOT A HUMPBACK WHALE! YOU GET A HUMPBACK WHALE!

[Blazyguy]

@KaoruHitachiin Harrison Ford is here!!!

[LianaTHT]

whatsthisabout whatsthisabout  lmfao