THE WORLD IS ENDING!!! ...I hope

[jellymymunchie]

The lesson is ; If you go after a married women , you get your penis cut of(x

ctfu

[kristynlx0x]

waht y would u hope

[OfficialModernFuture]

Like a fucking turtle.

[BVBArmyMember]

I understood the "save me- CTRL S" joke...after about 45 seconds

[everythingemilyxo]

you're so weird but i love it

[TelepathicSisters]

Worms look like there wareing neck warmers! ^.^ 

[MrsTurboAwesome]

you're amazing

[meandmybigbro]

you sounded so sexy when you said 'sorry' but ruined it by going into turtle mode lol

[TehUndeadCpt]

How to un-fuck the world, end it.

[RunFastNumber40]

Oh man. Harry Potter reference. That's it, it's official. I am running to Canada to propose. Now. :)

[sirrbill]

I think you're hot



[mysterymystery66]

i may have watched this video a hundred times, but i stil lmao everytime i see it

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

not even apple 's' ?! what a hacker

[MmeLuella]

You speak Canadian too? No way!

Jutfjkiiiigrfhhikkyrshy fhuijhgdrtsshūhyjgvgtjb!!! Ikkkukukukhhjuungnsasansnakikg­u hijdewqæ gooóŒ jł. Jijmvß. Hfiokjg!!! Jiji.

Hksuhcjju!

[WhiteeMee]

pause at 4:37 <3.

[LPBESSTBAND95]

i just went onto his channel and had this video playing and then a other video sarted and i heard "i just made a list OF UGLY PLL" (the caps lock is from this video) ^^. well i think its funny xD

[MemeMaster666]

Ugly betty LOL

[betty835]

Andrew you aren't ugly! You're actually cute :)

Stop calling yourself ugly ;)

[nmottagh]

you deserve more views man! life ain't fair.. i live in toronto so if i ever run into you I shall hug you really hard and make it all better

[CMValus]

Ah man you are brilliant! I love your sense of humor :)

[samii7545]

Your videos are hilarious thanks for making my Christmas 1000000x better

[bamababy4913]

"The Sandlot 2"....that was quite random of you, Andy! :)

[shiznizz1]

gimme a call basketball..:D tits :l

[CommercialChannal]

I love you...

[andrb92]

I've just seen two of your videos...and bam, i'm already subscribed <3

[ExpressYourself077]

hahaha why havent i seen this guy b4?! lol

[misspandarudy]

omg worms do look like they are wareing neck warmers

[TheKeybladeofdarknes]

vibe rater joke killed me

[tristeyxxbistey]

ray-sust



[MediumNothinFull]

lmao i fuckin love you man!

[solomutt]

I'm sure that if we all work together, we can unfuck the world. ( people in congress need not apply)

[1234cm1]

@201011daniel

And you just wasted your time hating on somebody, go bother someone else

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

give me a call, basketball. tits... wtf? xD

[BubbaToolio]

so you're canadian and used a hp reference?? i'm subscribing.

[ScarberianBarbarian]

Ur fycked lmaooo

[USAFCAPN73]

at least im the not the only one with this life story bro

[gamerkritmdcu63]

Please Don't stop just do it one more year !!! You will get more sub for sure ++

[Armzter]

Tip 1#: Get rid of this andypandy!

Anyone?

[helensshuchahazard]

@Armzter No.

[KidRP]

Man i hope everything is ok I know it was your goal to post every week unless your friend was right partys and beer are holding u back from everything you wanted in life

[THECaliGirlMe]

@NightAceArcher sorry mis spelled ur name. See comment below this 1.

[THECaliGirlMe]

@nightacearmor u don't need Internet, he didn't post!

[THECaliGirlMe]

Um where's the new vid?? Sooo disappointed today. -/3

[blueninjafrog1]

no new video? D:

[motoryder1]

No upload......tisk tisk. Ur the only reason I go to work Monday morning....

[TheReverberatingSoul]

Are you that guy at my university? O_O Because you really look like him.

[KidRP]

U didnt post :'/

[NightAceArcher]

I'm so upset. I'm going to Florida with my school and won't have Internet for FIVE DAYSS. I'm going to go through andypandy withdraw..

[ieshamarie10]

do u have a twitter account?

[SLtempe]

Lets get married

[hgkhrhgfhdxhm]

ummm how do you know theyre wearing neck warmers......maybe theyre warming their giant penis :D

[Soheatherful]

you are SO funny, i was sitting in the living room with my earphones in watching your vids when i just burst out laughing and everyone looked at me. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and your bear cute!!!!

[TheFulgentFish]

Does he ever blink?

[cukooforcocostuff]

I haven't checked out your channel in a couple of months. Worst mistake in my life. I forgot how amazing you are!

[YummyChoccy]

i only made a youtube account so i could subscribe and i did, it was a good decision :P

[scarletkitty1999]

do u ever get embarrased? anyway i love your videos keep them comming

[MetalCookieMusic]

Give me a call basketball tits was the best part lol

[XxXdeathlyangel01xXx]

Andy, you are so mean!!! I'm getting my wisdom teeth in and now my mouth hurts even more for laughing so much =[

[Javagurl79]

Andy, i love your videos. i love how your not even holding back on what you do. i subscribed because your so out there. you make the best puns and not afraid to be judged!

[superdrummerboy1028]

I love how in almost every video he has a story about being mugged...lol

[andypandy311]

@superdrummerboy1028 haha for sure! It happened once & every now & then I think of something new to say about it. Eventually I'll pull them all together for their own separate bit on stage. I'll do that with a lot of the similar themed bits. haha :)

[SibleyAndrew]

...anybody tell you you kinda look like cat in the hat

[andypandy311]

@SibleyAndrew haha You are the first! :)

[Bluemann]

I learned a couple of things from your video, so thanks. (p.s. I would like to stick with a couple of previous commenters and ask you to marry me)

[andypandy311]

@Bluemann haha I made a promise that, by the time I'm 100 years old, I will marry anyone who wants to marry me, still. :)

[ryanskinner]

Every time you make your funny faces and talk gibberish my 2yr old laughs his ass off now i have to replay the videos over and over again dammit!!!! thanks alot lol

[andypandy311]

@ryanskinner haha That's amazing!

[GabrielleOllen]

You are so FUCKING AWESOME

Marry me???

[andypandy311]

@GabrielleOllen Thank you very much! I have promised marriage to over a million people haha :)

[amystrixie]

(L) :)

[ChaiTeaaddict1]

Awww Andy I tried raising the roof, but it was too heavy. =( Sad DAY!!!

[andypandy311]

@ChaiTeaaddict1 LOL I'll just have to start doing some pushups.

[yungnegro]

"haiken haide racka dedkackazah rrrenappotata hafh hatha hashats △ runanana dadeyus suuhduggaduggadous duggadch duggadusduggadus duhdugd dugadus 'The Sandlot 2 rumumbum sananananan nan na na."

[andypandy311]

@yungnegro haha! That's awesome that you gt the triangle in there

[freebirdh]

-+holy man-oly dont stop making these videos because I will cry and you will never hear the end of it.

[andypandy311]

@freebirdh haha I am going to try. In 3 more videos, I will have done it every week, for a year. So I'll see if I can do it for 1 more :)

[Odium1002]

@andypandy311 you promised you´d continue if you get more than 10.000. I think you went a little beyond that :P

[AssemblyHall54]

The world won't end, however, we may push ourselves (humans) to cataclysmic destruction. Unlikely full wipeout but a major cull. The Earth will go on for millennia, probably without humans.

[MelodieofMovement]

lmao, love this. Can never take life too seriously

[pottekkat]

I love your videos Haeken haide asa racka dedkackazah rrrenappotata hafh hatha hashats ^ runanana dadeydus suuhduggadus duggadus daudugd dugadus thesandlottwo rumumbum sananananan nan na na :)

[deadly66girl]

i do random acts of fine-ness every day (: my last name is fine :D

[eldorado61guy]

I don't see how smiling could cure lonliness.

[SiddharthsVlogs]

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD US EARLIER THAT YOU WERE RUNNING FOR king of the web I WOULD VOTE MY ASS OUT TO MAKE YOU #WIN

[FeckNuck]

CTRL S! CTRL S! Aww nerd humor

[MissJecaBeh]

Do you have twitter ? :)

[TessAndMyLife]

I like you.

[dagearjammer]

Very Cannucking Funny!

[Wolverinegirl100]

Is it weird but when i seen that u had a new video i was flapping my hands around like an idiot... you may not see this but if u do i want u to now u are so funny u always make me laugh at your videos u rock dude keep the videos comeing :)

[01SweeterThanHunny01]

Lol I love you !

[canigetapak]

your background text isn't the same color as your shirt!!! :O what is this blasphemy

[andypandy311]

@canigetapak haha It was when I first started editing. But I found t was too dark :)

[InfinityStudi0z]

lol I LOOK LIKE A FKIN TURTLE



[andypandy311]

@InfinityStudi0z haha The embarrassing thing about those parts where I yell weird things is that my neighbors can hear me haha

[InfinityStudi0z]

@andypandy311 haha omg i was dieing of laughter its helarious man keep the videos comin i really enjoy them. I LOOK LIKE A FKIN TURTLE xD my god we shud go pick up the babes like that

[Krornus]

the shadow on your upper lip makes it look like you have a hitler stache. 'nuff said.

[andypandy311]

@Krornus LOL That's awesome.

[AnBu971]

lawl canadian words xD

[yungnegro]

4:03 - 4:15 <3

[showstopas]

i love canada

[mtwarriner]

Is youtube paying you for your videos yet? They fucking should be.

[bleuzeus]

Marry me???? please......

[GoldenPotterhead143]

Harry Potter Joke = My Fanhood for Life

[YummyChoccy]

Ive been staying at home, being ill all day, and yet these videos always make me feel better and put a smile on my face, thanks Andy :)

[RedPepaZA]

Say that Canadian name when you're drunk! I dare ye!

[jonasmsv199]

Congrats with viewers from all over the world andy! ♥ Congrats from Norway! :D

[Noleafunburned]

how are you not the show "the office"? youre bland and cool with a dash of silantro...because martha stewart owns CNN!!! BOYCOTT FOOD!!THE GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPT!!!!

[rockchickdee4eva]

Haha Andrew, I love you :D keep up the awesome work! :)

[xxDrain]

How the hell do I remove already watched videos from my front fucking page?!??!?! AAAAARGGGGHAHAHGHAGHAGHG! :@

[silverstorm1000]

hehe you are funny even though your jokes are lame.

[thelamo]

I want to bang him even when he looks like a turtle...

[aronaraya23]

this represent canadian humor! love your videos!

[andypandy311]

@aronaraya23 haha Thanks so much! I love Canada! :)

[Lucy06666]

I liked this video because of "Look at my f*ckin' neck. I look like a f**king turtle" BEST LINE EVER hahahahahahahahah (you really reminded me of a turtle) haha

[andypandy311]

@Lucy06666 haha Thanks! When I was a kid, I wanted to be Michaelangelo, so bad!

[curlysuesap]

I was gonna say you looked like a turtle. lol :)

Love you!

[andypandy311]

@curlysuesap haha Awesome. I wish I was one!

[TheTurtlesrockz]

This guy is fucking funny¡!!!

[andypandy311]

@TheTurtlesrockz Hey! Thanks so much! :) You rock!

[Faltzerbeast90]

LOL "I look like a fucking turtle"....I like turtles

[andypandy311]

@Faltzerbeast90 haha 'I like turtles' is one of the most legendary sentences ever spoken. :)

[Poreclain]

Ahh, the amount of viewers is going up steadily! Congrats Andy!

[andypandy311]

@Poreclain Thanks so much! It's really cool to see! 

[Niclie21]

You made a harry potter joke you are epic

[andypandy311]

@Niclie21 haha I thought of another one, that I may throw in a video soon, too. :)

[Cubes001]

Dang those are some serious neck tendons!

[andypandy311]

@Cubes001 haha It was really weird, the next day, my neck felt really sore, like, as if I had been lifting weights with my teeth!

[lolcrazykate1]

I love like a fucking turtle hahaha!!

[L4D2Hunter25]

pssh The Sandlot 2? the first one was the best.

[tigerandcookie]

:D i looooove you!!!

[StevenDangerEddings]

Nuff said! sentence fragment :)

[briggskidd]

:)

[demon6700]

Gimme a call

BASKETBALL

TITS

[LinkFurr]

I Love The Movie <3

[wisechase]

I feel like we would be best friends if you didn't live in the butt crack of Canada... enough said.

[iCadaverx]

I'm so glad i'm not alone on the whole worm neck warmer thing.

Wanna start a forum?

[IguanaSpunk]

You look so proud of yourself at your little shoulder dance thing it's just too adorable XD

[ErikGeronimoJones]

Turtle Turtle

[bottomseeder452000]

ANDY PANDY, THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!!!!

[bottomseeder452000]

THE ROOF IS ON FUCKING FIRE

[LeftyBlue]

Worse than saying "Enough said" is abbreviating it to "'nuff said". Really? You saved a tenth of a second AND mispelled a word, is there no end to what you won't do?

[AC3FACE]

Your canadian name is so beautiful that it made me cry.

[caratt2]

id like to have adult interactions with you.

[Bikergirl51]

You are sexy. not even gonna lie

[sillene]

im glad im not canadian, that word was ridiculous :o

[ineednewports]

i love anypandy bc he likes pussy candy

[Ch1ris23]

the new youtube is gray as fuck

[PorcelainxDollxx]

You make me proud to be a Canadian! :D

[Goldenfur12698]

So I tried to add you to my inspirational people on facebook, when I realized you don't have a page. Not one i could find. So I made a fan page for you.

[iSquirtedOnBob]

I love you, dude. it's awesome how you can say all that and not smile :l

[iNoor440]

love ur vids bro

[animewarrior08]

"i will snape you right in the dumbeldore" lol i love that

[OOKUMZ]

Hey Andy, I think that a good nickname for your new name: haeken haide asa racka dedkackazah rrrenappotata hafh hatha hashats (triangle) runanana dadeydus suuhduggaduggadous duggadach duggadus duggadus duhdugd dugadus rumumbum sanananananan nan na na (The Sand Lot 2), would be Douglas. I like the name Douglas. No, I didn't just type all that out by hand. Because that would be lame, and it would mean I have no life... Yeah. Enough said. NO MORE NEEDS TO BE SAID.

[jhwg624]

r u a partener of youtube by any chance

[MisterBobbybaker]

Gimme a call..Basketball..... tits that killed me!!!!!!!!!!! You can't get more random than this I don't think.... lol great vid dude.

[TheCanadiangirl95]

Lmao I died when you said evolution got messed up when ugly people started mating. Your freaking hilarious I look forward to your videos every week :)

[BagelTheWalrus]

I'm a dirty fucking smelly hippie.. YOU ASSHOLE! :D But i still think you're cute.

[RootSuitMan]

dude when im sad and I watch one of your videos, it always makes me happier

[bl3a5ck]

love the video! :D

[ElectrikBeautyx]

HAHAHA. Snape you in the Dumbledore. I'm going to start using that :D

[rongomongo]

lmfao 4:04

[Pvtvito]

earth isnt nice because as Andy has said God punched earth right in the Africa

[ystewy]

Your videos make my day better and I love your jokes too!!! :)

[musicgirl0166]

dont worry im going to vote for graham crackers

[shiznak55]

ur neck looks like a fuckin cardassian. dont pretend u dont know what that is.

[Imhighandhungry]

I HATE WHEN PPL SAY NUFF SAID

[HzizsVynryn]

No offense, but your profile looks like Jim Carey....

[HzizsVynryn]

Your Canadian name doesn't have capitol letters? o.0

Can I move to Canada?

[12ViperPilot]

Omg i watched this while eating grahmcrackers o.o