The Micros - Episode 5: Countdown to Busto

[johnnypoker46]

Why is the so-called "Land of the Free" about the only place you're not free to play poker online?

[allomyself]

O, sweet merciful sklansky =)))))))

[xHowintzerx]

hahahahahahaaha play tight 8 3 suited or better!! Thats like Durrrrrr :D hahahaha

[worldc8804]

TOO BAD HE CANT BE AN AMERICAN ONLINE PRO ANYMORE

[bomber2909]

where are the subtitles :(

[YoungCub]

Durrrs recorded his lines via cell phone

[stajvson]

Chase really should've won this imo

[Oreillyisthebest]

well done....when oh when will online poker come back!!

[samseed59]

da da da da, da daaaa.....MERGE!!!!

[oldmangrimis]

like their refreance to searching to bobby fisher "dont move until you see it"

[MasterTrav]

Krantz' brownies lol , Go wake up Emil! Go wake up Emil! Go.. Go wake up up Emil!

[jayp28]

play tight, 83 suited or better!

[TheRoms88]

song please 1.10 to 1.25? thx

[baseballjock30]

@TheRoms88... Jerk it Out by The Caesars... it took me a long ass time to find it out cause i couldnt remember how the song went lol

[TheMicrosPoker]

@baseballjock30 It's not the Caesars. It's a similar-sounding post production track called "Nehru Jacket" by Rob Johnson.

[vet1nar1]

SHIP IT DOWN HIS MOTHERF**KING THROAT! :D

[myrtlebox]

The pink flamingo is by far Durrrr's best look - it should be his trademark

[Pavaka1]

play tight 8 3 suited or better :D

[TheGonzaPoker]

1.27.. I know those

krants brownies are so +EV

[cookquay]

i came

[padobah]

"What? No no no. I just like losing prop bets. Gives me an excuse to wear silly hats." THIS MIRROR SCENE IS KILLING ME! LMAO

[padobah]

Tiger woods and the guy from Avatar? With IT in the background? I DIED

[ihateidiotcomments]

Busto Clock

[kimpulsion]

"Can you try not to play like a tampon out there?" LMFAO

[ezbakeoven3]

its a party in the usa everybody fuck the doj!

[nlfear]

So you have ran out of ideas for the show already?!?!

[OrangeKing81]

Homages to Searching for Bobby Fischer, Portal, and the Matrix? Love it.

[gonelikedinner]

is there not gonna be an episode 6? i love these shows!!

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

Is this based of real events? Or is it just a fictitious story?

[Stewen11]

@HarryIsTheGamingGeek of course this is fiction !

[slatz20]

ONLINE POKER is fucking D E A D soon. Promise.

[alain1986]

@slatz20 based on what?

[slatz20]

@alain1986 Black Friday ist just the beginning...

[jmbd07]

This was by far the best episode since the pilot one. Good job guys !

[lookaguru]

Best episode ever, great ending. Wonder what'll happen next

[lookaguru]

How the f*ck do you fold QJdd with ATx9 and 2 diamonds on the board?

[HeartCrashes10]

Is there gonna be a next Episode? Let chase qualify for the main event and play vs Seidel for instance... :)

[slatz20]

Its unfair that he loves the K of diamonds so bad...whats with the other 2 Kings?:D

[alkanian]

tchaikovskys swan lake

[slatz20]

@alkanian sorry i meant the song from 1:10 :D but intro is nice too;)

[TheMicrosPoker]

@alkanian Actually it's the Romeo & Juliet Fantasy Overture.

[slatz20]

is there a name for the intro song?

[slatz20]

I only fuck lose to those morons who hit their fucking miracle card

[philipp1892]

was this the last episode?

i hope it´s not !!!

[w4rm4s7er]

I love the theme song.Can we get it anywhere?

[johnnyrubba]

The end really makes me feel ill

[FTAHindependent]

"I came" :P

[RyujeTengyome]

what's the name of the music we can hear at the end ? thx a lot

[monztrazaba]

Best episode since ep1. Ep1 was genius, later i thought things were a little too dramatic. But this was perfect funny, really cool job. Love the subtleties and how how you trivialize every grinder's problems in the funniest way ever. brilliant

[MorgzOfficial]

'no, I just like losing prop bets' : Best one yet hahaha

[RocketmAAnU]

LOL great Menu

[PANTTERA1959]

''don't move until you see it'' comes from''searching for Bobby Fischer''

[nowysed]

1:10 what´s name song ?

[philipp1892]

@nowysed

sounds like caesers "jerk it out"

[SN011GlobeTrot]

"You must go deeper" "Don't move until you see it!" "huh??" "Don't move until you see it!" "The merge is a lie" "There is no spoon" Wish I had Durrrr's hat...

[martymc78]

Riverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[karim4250]

Your wrong about me not beating the micros, I'm up about three fiddy!

Best line in cartoon history

[outstandingpoker]

did he hit the straight or 3 ball?

[TheMicrosPoker]

@outstandingpoker Yes.

[PinkoPanther]

@TheMicrosPoker LOL Tommy Angelo'd

[xDr00ts]

@outstandingpoker 3ball imo, hurts more

[Erix5son]

@KURRRWOS

wtf? it is fucking awesome...

[ATfilms21]

durrrr is in this. holy fuck this is awesome.

[TournamentPokerEdge]

another instant classic!

[wickedlovescompany]

Someone should make this into a real movie. Couldn't be any worse than those guys in Hollywood trying it.

[MrORLYGTFO]

A++

[flex2125]

LAWL

[joshforster87]

OMGZ fucking best micros ep yet!

[bustosoon]

THERE IS NO SPOON

[GdogMr]

u figured out how 2 make the chips 3d instead of 2d.

[on88keys]

lame

[uguysarefried]

@on88keys super fucking lame

[on88keys]

@uguysarefried yep lame x1983982984

[sebaxoo]

OK, play tight 83s or better lol

[MultiTube555]

Wrong about me not beating the micros.... I'm up about THREEFIDDY!...................­.is this correct? wat's Threefiddy?

[Jurgen133]

"Joe Sebok claims UB deposits are as safe as Osama Bin Laden's hide out."

I love you Micros.

[bramdetoffejumper]

Wrong about me not beating the micros.... I'm up about THREEFIDDY!

[gingerviking]

I would pay for this show

[icehawk84]

1:27 TJ's Cookies :D

[TheChrissLV]

Finaly! As good as the first one! Perfect triple range marge! :D

[hip9k]

sadad

[RealJPArellano]

LOL There is no spoon!!!! Then the matrix view xD

[alextaborda1]

please do it in Spanish subtitles

[dr0p3d]

@alextaborda1 please learn some english :)

[jkms009]

What is name of the tune in the end?

[Subzero9922]

Hahahahahaa all the food in the restaurant.

I'd like a Tuan of Lamb with a Barry Greensalad

[yellowback77]

keep it up!!!

[srNro]

thx, cool episode :D

[FiveCardArmy]

So good: "Play like me" "fine I'll stall for 8mo and hope everyone gets board and goes home"

"Play tight, 8-3 suited or better"

[seitzmarcus]

You can find the theme song at 300monks. Great stuff.

[AcesH1gh]

pmsl gives me an excuse to wear silly hats

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

I love the Portal reference: "THE MERGE IS A LIE!"

[audia42point8]

Joe Sebok says UB money as safe as Osama Bin Laden's hideout. LOL!!! So funny.

[boylston1276]

So is this the end or are we going to watch them crush the micros?

[lurgertor]

@boylston1276 This is the end, unless Chase opens an account on Carbon poker. But wait The Micros is funded by FTP so that means we have to wait until the American government gives that site a license... whenever that happens.

[gordonmhardy]

They Should Create a LOVE button, instead ill stick to Like :D

[num1rounder]

B+

[cozzy3002]

Series finale?



[Me5370]

OK seriously stop saying triple range merge. It's not funny anymore.

[IgorQuint]

Awesome awesome awesome!

[joeyglees]

I love the menu at 1:29, Hasan shish k'Habib anyone?

[xxxpistolpetexxx]

Pause at 1:27 to see all the funny food names!

[bustosoon]

awesome

[KevinPhwap]

Haha #peterjettenbutton

[Apathy224]

PETER JETTEN BUTTON CAMEO!!

[Callanthae]

Because I was bored, I used PokerStove to figure out a range that QJ of diamonds was 30% against. Tommy's "sane range" ended up being 44, 99+, AK. I guess we know how nitty he really is! (I really hope this was calculated out, the joke works very well with the maths!)

[Lukawa345]

Cant believe they got Durrr to do this....... thats definately durrr right there

[TheSharKBG]

@Lukawa345 This video is sponsored by FullTilt and Durrrr is part of FullTilt Team :) I guess it wasnt that hard

[Cruzharo]

Chase has a cold :p

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

Absolutely fantastic! Funny, clever, entertaining, inspiring, fun, cool, and probably a contender with the first episode of being the best episode produced so far. Brilliant!

[Shokyuu]

Chase supposed to be OOP in the hand and act first tho the german guy moved all-in on the turn immediately...

[TheMicrosPoker]

@Shokyuu You can't see it of course, but Chase knocks the table just as the BustOClock strikes twelve. C'mon, you gotta try harder than that to catch us in a mistake - we're the masters of retcon! :)

[J3ofHearts]

@TheMicrosPoker Let me try again then...in the end Chase says he will play 90000 hands a month, after 8 months that would be 720000 hands. In the pilot he says that he grinded the micros for 7 or 8 months and played like 854000 hands, so he is playing less then before. Kinda strange, right? ;)

[SN011GlobeTrot]

@J3ofHearts Wow I feel like I'm at a Q&A fan geek forum hearing a question that specific and conscious to detail. Very astute observation sir, as petulant as it may be I think this one may have them stumped. Although there are some plausibly conceivable explanations. An easy one simply being a mental error on Chases part, not hard to imagine given the traumatic circumstances and underlying factors. And it is Chase I mean, that one just speaks for itself.

[SN011GlobeTrot]

@J3ofHearts Wow thats amazing your name is coincidentally J3h, final hand of this is J4h. At first I thought it might have been the J3h and you created that acc just to comment on this video. Since I knew it was one of the 2 because Chase had the 3 or 4 blocker but I was more sure of J4h but anyway...Strange coincidence huh? It was like your account name was destined to make that comment and add to its epicness with that eerily coincidental name.

[simos901]

@SN011GlobeTrot

were you high when u typed that? ))

[SN011GlobeTrot]

@simos901 YES!

[simos901]

@SN011GlobeTrot

hahaha it sure reminded me of the irrational way of thinking and the type of weird nature discussions that occur when me and my friends get high xD cheers

[TheMicrosPoker]

@J3ofHearts Hrmmm. Okay good one, but here goes: In the pilot Chase said he played 854,722 hands over 7 or 8 mo., but what he left out was how inconsistently he played. He'd go on week-long benders playing nonstop until he fell asleep at the keyboard and then quit in disgust for a week before starting the cycle all over again. By vowing at the end of Ep5 that he would play "90k hands/month" he was committing himself not just to a certain # of hands, but to a disciplined schedule. Booyah!

[adamtalley888]

@TheMicrosPoker BOOM! LOL mistakeaments :)

lol just enjoy the awesome series tarts ;)

[LynchsLaw]

@TheMicrosPoker I'm not even in the argument and i'll give that a "Touche!"

[barnns11]

@J3ofHearts Yes, this is a poor excuse for a youtube vid. prolly why it only has a few views.

[SN011GlobeTrot]

@TheMicrosPoker Wow, good (final?) episode. Titanic huh.Yah guess that little bit of foreshadowing that should have "tipped" me off.

I think a little part of me died though when Chase got the suckout right back against him to re-lose everything. Just because it doesn't happen in my own life doesn't mean I wouldn't have liked to have vicariously lived it in some legoish hella entertaining fantasy platform such as "The Micros". Sure a convenient way to wrap it up. Does this mean theres no more?

[JackRF92]

I like losing prop bets :D

[ZTG76]

:-)

[ZntNkr]

show looking good boys

just shake and bake babe shake and bake

[LycroF]

Krantz brownies... lmfao

[TavsTeetis]

I wanna some Krantz brownies for 3.50$ its pure gold.

[serwwer]

the end was nice when Berger talks about how he is gonna grind the micros and on TV is the announcment that online poker is banned in US.Class!

[Cyclone001c]

Excellent!

"Swedetooth Sundae (no nuts)" &

"play tight - 8-3 suited or better" were awesome.

Was that really Dwan voicing himself (the bit not from the commercial)? Sounded like him.

Are you going to make more Micros?

[serwwer]

@Cyclone001c check the credits,that was really dwan voicing himself

[narucy56]

don't need math lol

flush draw in 3-bet pot. pretty easy shove

[Callanthae]

Didn't actually read all the desserts til I paused on my third run-through. SwedeTooth Sundae (no nuts). Brilliant, one of the funniest jokes in the episode.

[breenVA]

Guys you did well. Everything makes sense now. Thank you for the ride~

[Callanthae]

Absolutely brilliant episode; loved it. One question though: What's the tune used in the climactic hand?

[TheGuitarManUK]

good, loved the Dwan bits.

[sootedninjas]

Dessert

JJprodigy Double Dip cone

[NoLifeTuber]

is durrrr voicing himself??..lol

[valiskeogh1]

love

it.

[omnishakira]

countdown till busto ;D

[cjbridle1]

awesome job

[smokeitup11]

TWIST!!!!

[Svenson1987]

you guys did it!! after a few boring eps this was great once more good job now keep it up

[ST3F01]

epic episode

[BeyondGender]

LOL AT FOLDING QJ DIAMONDS ON THAT BOARD.

[anaemik]

The merge is a lie <3

[mrvictor60]

For me its the king of spades

[m1dnightshow]

rofls burger bout treeee fiddy! lol

[dboyyyable]

Brilliant you guys are great xxx

[irockass123456]

AWSOME VID..

[laydown666]

I'm not even halfway through this thing yet but so far its even better than the previous ones! Good job!

[slydog12669]

Who's the douche nozzle that disliked? Someone triple range merge his az.

[Okks]

Now Durr is about to go on the sickest run of his life, just you wait, he's gonna win that two bracelet bet. You'd have to be stupid to bet against him.

[keyman85]

nice one. that was funny as hell when Chase was talking about grinding online and the story of Black Friday came up....lol

[JesseJosephKnox]

Loved it!

[benjspurs]

Possibly a portal reference? The merge is a lie? As well as the UB and cake line?

[Iamwatchingyou75]

Best episode since the first.

Keep up the good wok!

[OMGThisIsSoEz]

Yep, definitly best episode so far. Unbelievable hilarious (especially if you're not a resident of the United States).

Awesome work guys!

[srNro]

what's the tune from 1:10 please?

[xuan768]

@srNro It's just the theme, but it sounds a lot like Jerk It Out by the Caesars.

[thesidewayzone]

I CAME!!!! lol

[thesidewayzone]

Non heart ace, 6, or 3 on the river

[RsC777777777777]

"UB offers 7000% bonus and delicious cake for deposits" LOL, good one

[malbeker]

Does the flamingo hat have the same voice as the ninja from episode 1?

[TheMicroRiddler]

Definately on par with the first episode! It was so sick!

[Ironballs69]

Great work as always guys!

[sheeprustler]

What's the tune?

[TheMicrosPoker]

@sheeprustler Which one? The classical piece at the beginning is Tchaikovsky's Romeo & Juliet Fantasy Overture, and our theme song is called "Nehru Jacket" by Rob Johnson.

[Mr0Michello]

@TheMicrosPoker yo, where can I find this tune ?

[razor87ns]

@TheMicrosPoker theres no song called nehru jacket by rob johnson

[Swedistard]

"I play like tampong" LOL Must remember that one..I like how Tatjana Pasalic tits resting on the table

[superweedo]

@sheeprustler It is almost like jerk it out by the caesars