Dilbert: Dilbert's Theory Video

[AngelofChaos6688]

hehe RAPE

[FlameStreak7]

so, so true.. story of my "love life".. LOL!! :)

[OSRMusicProductions]

I have a Dilbert mouse pad. Got it from a thrift store.

[himynameisbede]

hahaha its true! for some reason your girlfriend hates it when you talk about theories you have come up with!

[Dracopol]

It would be great to have fully conscious computers at OUR office...the emploYEES aren't fully conscious...

[TekedixXx]

Lol i see what you did there. 

[bobbinator37]

i believe consciousness is the ability to predict how the actions caused by your predictions will make them false, and change your predictions to ones you know are incorrect, but will cause changes for the future you most desire. more extensively, it is the ability to predict what other conscious beings want to happen, and how to shape their predictions so your desired results happen.

[OneWeirdDude]

The uploader forgot to mention that the girl fainted.

[ThisIsTheWorldNow]

@bluesrunthegame

Sentience and consciousness aren't the same matter. To be conscious is to be aware of your surroundings and be able to understand what they are.

Sentience is the ability to understand your surroundings and make logic-based decisions from what you infer about your surroundings.

[ifunny05]

my aniamtions are not compared to this but the idea of my videos are quite funny enter to my channel :)

[namekman01]

better than cloroform

[COLUMBINE1818]

@namekman01 Giggity giggity.

[numb3rc]

"This video is a response to Sexy Girls Eat Mac n Cheese?"

:|

[RachelMarylinetv]

better than chloroform X)

[p0ooo0p]

@DarkDain Too late

[p0ooo0p]

@DarkDain Too late.

[blackmage124]

therefore, the data uses itself to self destruct once an anomaly is detected *falls asleeep*

[NarutoFreak47]

Reading the first top rated comment then reading the second made me question why I read comments xD

[alanot]

funny the way dilbert says the word "data".

[foodstooge]

why doesn't SHE do the entertaining? why do Men always have to be the court jester?

[RockeroNato]

because the ones that do the entertainig are already taken xD so the rest has do adapt xD heauihaoihea

[smasher32]

Because when we don't, all we hear about are things we don't want to hear about. Like how her best friend's sister got in a fight with her distant relative in another state.

[seanbrockest]

who needs date rape drugs, find dilbert!

[scientolofag]

@seanbrockest LOLOCAUST!

[livingshadow29]

Why build a computer?Why not research the human brain further and learn how to operate it as a PC?Dont they operate closely?Then Ill be able to program my self a slave and experiment on humans! Muaahahhahaa

[jimbobeanster]

That is so not what his voice would sound like.

[0urlasthope]

lol

[soupisgreat]

Unimpressive.

Unsubscribed.

[djmaster1995]

Yep

[AparoidX]

Yeah... they're not as funny as I remember them being.

[Vifirion]

LOL... more effecive than date rape drugs. and he keeps on talking after she's passed out! XD

oblivious-ness is bliss.

[Gr8TeaLvr]

I know a guy who affects me that way. YAWN!

[MiltonandtheDuke]

What's funny is the funny part.

[LaserOrange]

Disagreed! Oh wait... nevermind.

[Tributor123]

lol. You are funny

-Tributor123

[CJAproductionsINC]

It's funny how he continues after she has fallen asleep. XD

[voyeurdug]

AI unit needs a reboot.

[FAILincorperated]

Sigh... Didn't understand it. Too high-brow for me.

[CrazyInTheMix613]

LMAO

[bluesrunthegame]

That is an uncommonly limited definition of consciousness. Surely if those are the criteria by which he measures it then he realized many physical systems should, rather than could, bear the title of sentience. From weather predicting super computers to the weather itself, life presents a vast plethora of devices which effectively determine some future behavior based on their previous states and external inputs.

[ReggieHolmquist]

Nerd!

[squidb8]

So was thomas edison, LOL. So just sit back and bask in all the wonderful things that nerddom has wrought.

[biffy725]

without people that know how things work, then the world would duck so calm yourself down ReggieHolmquist

[biffy725]

suck***

[weylin6]

Too many big words for you?

[ungiving]

Nerds aren't nerds because they are smart. Nerds are nerds because they are somewhat mentally behind the rest, and have large wads of acne.

[JorickHorn]

Nerds are nerds because they are smart enough to give a shit about the things that matter, which means we just don't understand the inanity of normal socialisation. It's just too stupid. And all sorts of people get acne, you jerk.

[klotesignup]

If you don't understand the inanity of normal socialisation, how do you know if it's important or not?

just a question to think about.

I believe that being a 'nerd' has to do with interests, not how you look or how smart you are.

[ungiving]

Sorry that was my brother =| this is the shit I always get =(

[IADaveMark]

Remember... some nerds built YouTube for you. And the internet. And your computer. And the video games you play. And your iPod. And your kickin' car stereo. And... *sigh*... never mind.

Now go pour me a concrete sidewalk, would ya?

[1337Vivian]

QUOTE OF THE DAY

[@IADaveMark]

[chuckhorneatcorn]

Dude...lol thats like the smartest comment I've ever seen on a youtube video. PHD?

[VideoDarky]

I wonder how many of the folks reading this comment actually understand it, and how many just give a "thumbs up" because they're amazed and follow others positive reaction...

[personguy27]

but so do our brains

if someone throws a ball at you, you catch it because you know it will hit you. But you don't actually know that, you just guess based on the previous experiences you've had with playing catch.

[amishparadise428]

Some experiences worse than others.

[greycloud24]

how is this any different than the human brain?

[digital5k]

Things that make predictions based off of previous events are typically employing heuristics. While even websites employ this to generate adds (typically doing a crappy job because people delete tracking cookies on a routine basis), I feel it's a minimum benchmark for sentience.

[therealmaxgforce]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[patrioticanadians]

i bit my wookie

[zolis2x]

@therealmaxgforce I like turtles!

[ShrougerNite]

@bluesrunthegame Agreed. Not only that, most humans would fail to meet that definition by virtue of their complete inability to actually provide "accurate" predictions of anything terribly complex. But the theory was irrelevant; it was a foil for the accompanying joke.

[wererat2000]

@bluesrunthegame true, but for the sake of argument, say you could build a self aware computer with the ability to lirn and adapt, would it be moral? would it not be like sending it into a coma whenever you turn it off? and if you delete it, would it count as murder?

[BaileysBeads]

@bluesrunthegame And why would our brains be any different from that?

[zenerdo]

@bluesrunthegame my head hurts

[latinodelight14]

@bluesrunthegame huh?

[DarkDain]

@bluesrunthegame look up 'plethora'

[AngryScissor]

@DarkDain I'm so glad someone else cares what this word actually means instead of just saying it all the time. You can tell bluesrunthegame is a high school student or college freshman because he uses SAT words in wrong contexts.

[p0ooo0p]

@DarkDain Look up "dictionary," he/she used "plethora" correctly. Don't worry, there's probably a Wikipedia article about it. And while we're on the subject, look up capitalization, quotation mark usage, and general punctuation.

[jradetzky]

@bluesrunthegame shut up nerd

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@jradetzky Shut up imbecile

[pandadude24]

@bluesrunthegame clearly you think too much of life were just sloppy fuck buddies thats only real motivation comes from staying alive and finding some one to fuck or fuck over pick up a history book some time prove me wrong

[xsoftballismylovexxx]

<3 computer geeks :)

we are da bomb. lol. jk.

[medinamatt]

yes we are

[deathspa202]

funny

[sardineunderacan]

well i was.... 23rd

lol

[AceVendetta]

HAH!

[korvpall6]

Get a life

[Rizrsniper]

Go get a life yourself for commenting back.

[JorickHorn]

Dude, it's people like you that make youtube unbearable. Saying first is idiotic, and korvpall6 was just pointing that out. So get the hell off youtube.

[JorickHorn]

Huh?

[yomejustacandy]

my roommate is on heroine and has adhd and even he thinks your retarded

[vtjakiela]

lol your roommate is a loser!

[yomejustacandy]

he is but thats besides the point

[KHorbust]

Lolrape?