Real Vampires DON'T Sparkle!

[ezzapezz]

Aww poor vampire kid

[DarkZendar]

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[darkdiela5]

yeah I know, because sparkling vampire hurt my eyes to see the truth.

[superguy2111]

soooo funny

[jmcfx3b2z]

Interesting, but true. Gimme some REAL vampires.I guess nothings sacred nowadays.

[Gillipie]

that was soo true!! LOL 2 the little boy and the stupid blonde! :)

[TheSAEkid]

i didnt even know who he is but as soon as i saw this video i subscribed

[gammerageek]

... i hope that the realistic looking werewolf got the candy instead, and i dont mean jacob

[CANDY80900]

Este video lo publicaron en un vloger mexicano que se llama Benshorts :) VEANLO SUS VIDEOS y este si me gustó hahahaha

[MoandSnoopy242]

charles, with that hair, i didn't even recognize that you were the sparkly vampire xD

[TheVblogs]

Dumb blond! -__-

[jgtdaw]

The blood on the litle kids mouth is so convincing.:]&.

[jgtdaw]

He lookee like he was going 2 bite them both which he should ov!JOKE!

[TheStargatefan1000]

VAMPIRES SPARKLE! at least for some seconds...

[ilovekanamesama111]

i hate twilight vampires there not even vampires i like vampire diaries better edward is ugly damon is hot.

[mackandmck]

They do sparkle ! My friends and I r gonna be from twilight I'm gonna be that blonde girl 1 I was told 2 be her

[agenda88s8]

damn you are hot!

[iGotShelz]

man twilight completely ruined vampires!! the REAL ones have nothing on their minds but kill kill KILL

[Noromongrel]

I wish he'd been a real vampire and bit them both.

[RuslanLarin92]

Didn't want to double post, but it reminded me about one girl I knew. She said that she loves Twilight because it has vampires and warewolves. When I asked her about Bram Stokers Dracula, Van Hellsing, Manwolf, Underworld, Blade and some other, she said "No, don't anything know about them". 8-O

[HaloandMetroid]

@RuslanLarin92 Thats an abomination. She should ashamed of herself.

[RuslanLarin92]

Great point. After watching Twilight for the first (and last) time, I started watching Hellsing. I'm not kidding, I just needed to look at Vampires, not sparkly, motionblurred emo "vampires", whos super powers remind me of Superman TV series (which was better than THIS).

Want difficult relationships between a girl and a vampire? Watch (read) Bram Stoker's Dracula.

[Liisawh]

Well, I haven't seen twilight .. But this vid was awesome anyway :D CTFxC FTW!

[blue7lion]

LOOOOOOOOOL



[lovehateyabay]

i don't understand this video:P

[11rachel11]

@lovehateyabay your a noob

[youstinkofshit]

my dog was a vampire

[OnTheLine35]

vampires dont exist so they can be anything people want them 2 be..

[hunteash001]

Sparkly vamps give the REAL ones a bad name!!!

[DJTLaC]

@hunteash001 What real ones?

[rachaellillybetwyatt]

theyellowpunch.blogspot.com Dracula why did you get bangs!

[IDGKY10]

cant wait till twilight is no more

[ellenbrazier]

@IDGKY10 Ditto!

[grizzlyremains]

Well I love it! What can be said; I am the father of the shirtless werewolf. That's my boy.

[TwinkeTwinsTX]

Vampires don't sparkle lol!!!

[jeezmin]

ROFL

[zekemactacious]

Oh shit, rofl

[Glameyes1]

I think the lady really isn't into little kids....ohh! Yeah................Twilight stinks.

[pprettyugly]

Man, I still laugh after the 10000000th view.

[cfiorenzoFTW]

Ohhhh shit...

[autonomous2010]

God Dammit.

[jenny14love]

Lol

[notaMONSTERbutaDEVIL]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA­A

[ethan9371]

1:04 funny



[Sniff4eg]

oh shi*beeeeeeeep* xDDD

[chikenarch]

Awesome!!

[silver5866]

Was that Ryan Higa as the Twi-werewolf? Cute!

[bluberry326]

@silver5866 err look again... >_<

[RayRayRayLol1]

@silver5866 Ryan Higa wasnt the twilight werewolf,O_O and he so wasnt there

[1potte1]

you just can't call the *things* from twilight vampires they are more fairy type :)

[starblazer64]

Nice video by the way!

[starblazer64]

To Each...his or her own.

It's like Coke vs Pepsi, coke has been around longer but is it better? Sure, for some people. But others like the original. And I feel this is the way it is with Vampyres...(The original form of spelling it). For me, I like the Lost Boys, but I also like Bram Stoker's original recipe for what a so-called TRUE blood is.

[allblaqkhallows]

@mariabat90 Sometimes (always) I am doubting the mental capabilities and intelligence of Twilight fans. Though you can't blame them. They're all 12.

[mariabat90]

Wtf..!!!! If ur sayn dat kuz of edward cullen stop hatin only kuz hez super hot...

[hammurambi]

Where's a Slayer when you need one...

[Sarahvampirechic11]

@hammurambi BUFFY TO THE RESQUE! :D

[EVILPENGUIN97]

Oh shit!

[crazybay46913]

They aren't sex addicts either. Fuck Ann Rice and Fuck Stephanie Meyer. They just drink your blood and/or kill you.

[dinkaaaaaa13]

lol :D

[SuchAParawhoree]

Nice Lol

[Duckychann]

Where'd you find the kid to play the part!

[aseamlessgetaway]

well theres actually a band that does a song about this, click my username to hear it its mad sick >:]

[Buckethead1221]

Ah shit.

lol

[ecullen249]

True dat

[crusiatusblack]

Hahaha epic xD

[amandajazra]

HAHAHHAHA love it !

[weirdconnor]

Hahaha I ROFL'ed Sooo hard xD

[Gearspanic]

The Guy below me hates twilight too

[BreGotTalent]

OMG I LOVED THIS. I HATE TWILIGHT!!!!!

[xXfearlessridersXx]

@aceves217 I no there all movies in the end! Im saying that people are overheated with vampire stuff and complain whats real or not, im saying people just gatta let go xD CTFxC FTW<3333

[chocoholic718]

F*CK TWILIGHT

[missjulieanneelise]

Nevermind, I get it now

[missjulieanneelise]

I don't get it... someone explain please?

[Rawr9able]

@grapetwistersoda Actually no depending on the vampire lore you're looking into there have been cases where they are able to controll where their blood goes to. Tis' a matter of which cultural lore you look into. Anywho, Twilight pansy asses need to die in a fire, fuckers ruined vampire lore ><

[devilsreign900]

l.m.f.a.o! Ending was perfect! *thumbs up* Iol. xD *oh shit..*<--- funny stuff...

[plz12312]

*door rings* *stupid jacob comes* "Oh shit.."

[hobocamptheater]

and I mean the movie not this video (for those who don't understand )

[hobocamptheater]

screw it, I'm watching lost boys, you know, A REAL VAMPIRE MOVIE!!! Not this twilight crap.

[NeWaGeLou]

LMBFAO! thank u!!!

[WasAbiRASP]

I can't decide whether to like or dislike this video... I dislike what happened in it but can't like the title. I guess I'll do neither... I'm sorry.

[CODfornoobs]

awww shi* lol

[Vhentus]

Back when I was a kid vampires sucked blood... now... they suck cock

[TotallyOverloadedHD]

@Vhentus omfg i just died in laughter

[Vhentus]

@TotallyOverloadedHD Wuhuu I'm funny!! xDDDD

[MissKairi101]

@Vhentus Your comment is full of win! =D

[jdudeCA]

Wait was the werewolf that guy from 1 girl 5 gays?

[belongtobill]

This video was uploaded on my birthday!!!

[Dina0wnes]

aww Shi*Beep*

epic

CTFxC FTFW

[BCNation1]

<3

[theeeundead]

As soon as I saw the shirtless vampire, I was like DAMMMNNNNNN. lol:) This is my favorite. Hilarious. R.O.F.L.M.A.O! XD

[ahsnaps]

ROFLMAO

[cami80104]

lol. you made twilight cool

[TheOnlyCoolPersonJK]

I don't get it because Charles was sparkling mor than the kid...

[ellafreak0604]

@TheOnlyCoolPersonJK  he is a vampire like edward from the twilight.

[AsiansArentYellow]

Future Charles put this cause he was like this video is so cool

[xxkatelynacklesxx]

Yay! You got it right!

[HappyBappyBeth]

HAHAHA!!!

[gypsiecat1]

this video always reminds me why I dislike twilight :D

[Ashlynn101luv]

thts random

[cubeloveme33]

damn she is hot.

[TVsucks10]

Guy below is a fucking tard.

[MADDAWG1771]

@TVsucks10 lol your below

[hapooking]

how the fuck are people supposed to know if vampires sparkle or not i dont think eny one has seen one

[xXAlmostEvilXx]

@hapooking i agree with TVsucks your an idiot...

[gypsiecat1]

this was just... I can't even describe just EPIC

[copznrobbas]

@grapetwistersoda Hon? Who do you think you are my Grandma? It's not "simple" to come to any conclusion that involves judging another human being. To half-ass a judgment is irresponsible and unfair to the one being judged. As you like to use ridiculous examples to attempt to prove a point here it is in a way you should be able to understand. Child molesters may chose to say they live an "alternate lifestyle" but that doesn't mean they are not mentally ill in some manner.

[norgor]

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[copznrobbas]

@grapetwistersoda You do not know me thus have no right to call my opinion "simple minded". The fact that you feel the need to undermine or belittle any OPINION (look up the definition of that word) that is different from your own shows just how closed minded you are. Don't come at me for being closed minded when you have the same problem yourself.

[copznrobbas]

@grapetwistersoda I'm sorry but drinking blood or thinking you can somehow leach energy off of another is not sane. Being different and being nuts are 2 very different things. ;)

[copznrobbas]

@grapetwistersoda Show me where I said vampires are supposed to be ugly...

[copznrobbas]

@grapetwistersoda Dracula is a fairytale and pure fiction. Sorry to burst your bubble, but no vampires are not real, however mental illness is very real. Being a psycho and thinking your a vampire and actually being a vampire are 2 very different things. ;)

[TinduBrohan]

@grapetwistersoda Actually vampires are supposed to be ugly undead creatures. You should actually learn the history of the belief of vampires before you speak. All you know is what you watch in movies and television.

Also vampires aren't real, but people who try to act like and call themselves vampires are.

[annie10103]

@grapetwistersoda

Okaaayy....im just gonna.....go now.

[annie10103]

@grapetwistersoda

Sorry, but number one rule of vampires is SUN LIGHT = DEATH. Not SUN LIGHT = SPARKLE.

[KickingAssDaily]

Nosferatu would rather die than sparkle in the sunlight.

[TokyoMelodyMew]

Ex-Twilight Fan, man why would you do that to a vampire.

[beckymb2]

@grapetwistersoda haha I'd let Angel and Spike bite me any day

[annie10103]

@grapetwistersoda

Twilight lover, i hope you realize that vampires don't exist right? And even if they did, they CERTAINLY would never sparkle-at all. Meyer has ruined vampires for ever. Now they just seem gay. And her plot has so many faults i don't have the space to list them.

Logic. You think that's logic? XD

[newworldfool]

Aren't vampire supposed to be a spawn of evil?

It doesn't make any sense if a dark curse "sparkle".

[sleepingvampire0]

Of course vampires don't sparkle! If we did then u puny humans would be able to tell us apart from the rest of u. We need to blend in to live in peace. Otherwise u ppl would come @ us with pointy sticks and want to see whats inside of us.

[modelermark172]

I was able to cure my 10 year old niece of the notion that Vampires *sparkle* by renting "Batman vs. Dracula" for her. Forget Robert Pattinson! Now, she likes Peter Stormare! Better still, she wants to see Dracula as portrayed by Gary Oldman, Christopher Lee and Bela Lugosi! There is hope for the younger generation yet!

[annie10103]

@modelermark172

Invite as many warped twilight minds over as possible! And show them the film! And also a Harry Potter movie....hey it can't hurt to convert them eh? lol

[ADaisies]

Edward: " I could kill you in seconds. So shutup. "

Jacob: " what are you gonna do exactly? Sparkle me to death?!"

[Adrenalinejunkie1222]

ah sh**! lol

[DMMinthehouse]

WAAAAAAAAT?!?!?! THEY DIDNT SAY TRICK OR TREAT!!!!! WAT HAS THIS WORLD COME 2!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Cicrosed]

@grapetwistersoda Well that's a cool reply. I didn't knew about that fishes xD

[Cicrosed]

@grapetwistersoda Vampires are not supposed to sparkle in sunlight, like fishes don't live in desert sand. This is a fact, get used to it.

[ReignTsrakti]

Hahaha!! Kids like, I'm not coming here again XD

[awsomeLilshorty]

@grapetwistersoda Bad day?

[neon2341]

puts shirt on ohh shit

[gypsyabbey9]

lol werewolf

[hikarukaze7]

@grapetwistersoda Well, the first vampire was Dracula. I know he couldn't even get into sun light to sparkle. And Black, white, yellow, etc... people, when they sparkle, they need to take a shower or they will smell like death fish.

[underxstars]

@grapetwistersoda it was just a joke....chill... vampires arent even real...

[WazzupLucy27]

Hahaha lol

[strikerk]

@GigglingGirI LOL you need help.

[rockbutt123]

you should have added a sound affect when the words "real vampires dont sparkle" , like a BOOM BOOM!!! or something like that. would have been cooler. peace!!!

[MrManuel006]

Ah S***

[XxMizzyLMKxX]

xD

[VileSkullKing]

I liked the video until I saw the Twilight fan comments. No. Wait. I liked it even more.

[thadreazie]

"real" vampires are just witchy douchebags who made some kind of religion out of pretending to be a vampire. Kind of ironic, huh? Maybe they do sparkle... you know... if they want to. That's the advantage of being "real"... you get to make decisions instead of just being delineated on ink and paper by some nymphy bimbo nerd author.

[Saurio666rawr]

@thadreazie

WTF? Someone understand this shit?..... No?.... Someone?

[sinbd]

@thadreazie

suck my dick

[mizyki]

I liked the video 'till I saw the mean comments ;)

[HEADDOWNBUTTUP]

Oh shit!...

[M1dg3tMayh3m]

397 Twilight fans are sparkling at the moment.

[DeadKevTheKnife]

the dude dressed as a classic vampire looks like hes suckin on a jawbreaker (candy ball)

[Aietrya]

Vampires do sparkle :P but this video is still class =]

[MicukoFelton]

@Aietrya

No they don't. Does Dracula sparkle? NO. Why? Because he is a real vampire. Go watch a classic. Or read a good, serious book.

[Aietrya]

@MicukoFelton Yeah, thanks, I am good living my own life and deciding what I want to watch and read and I won't have someone else tell me what to do. so stfu basically

[GravityO0]

@Aietrya From which planet did you fall? Because seriously if twilight IS the first Vampire movie you've seen then i suggest you go along with MicukoFelton's idea because it is good to know what a real vampire is like!

[Aietrya]

@GravityO0 Same to you with what I said to the other one

[GravityO0]

@Aietrya Don't get me wrong I didn't mean to offend you or anything I'm just saying that vampires don't sparkle basically and cannot walk in sunlight And I'm totally serious that you should learn vampire folklore and read the book about Vlad the Impaler it is one of my personal favourites

[alexey2111]

how veveritza92 sad BLONDE=STUPID(and i'm not racist or something like that) =)))))

[sirpa623]

Vampire Diaries is waaaaaaaaaay better then Twilight. The vampires don't sparkle! They burn in the sun.

[IRaPeluks]

hey, who's the werewolf?

[NALthecrazyone]

im team jacob cuz any dude who sparkels is GAYYY

[sexicapicorn]

Vampires are real and yes they don't FUCKING SPARKLE!!!

[veveritza92]

The reason why she can't see the difference is because she is BLONDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFLMFAO!

[christabelle28]

@veveritza92 bwhahahahhahahahhaaha now THAT is funny!!!! lol

[Jason199244]

Just see 30 days of night. Now those are some real vampires.

[Kittygirl1998]

I am a girl and I hate twlight vampire don't sparkle they drink blood and KILL!!! Sparkling Vampires I mean really? Who the hell came up with that?!?!

@Kittygirl1998