The Apprentice series 5 episode 4 pt2

[wilson21lys]

i laugh every time i saw these buisness man in lab or designing someting

[abdullahalmahmood]

what on earth is noorul doing on this show?

[artistsdontknowmoney]

i love philip's voice. 

[tdwtxxxbridgettexxx]

"Phillip's a dick head!"

lmao

love Lorraine !!

[weatherallc05]

thats why i fucking love geordies

[athull08]

@weatherallc05 Phillip is not a geordie

[weatherallc05]

@athull08 someone told me he was lol

[athull08]

@weatherallc05 he's from Durham. Geordies are from Newcastle.

[weatherallc05]

@athull08 i know lolol and hehe so is bryan robson. the dynamo from county durham

[weatherallc05]

the chart had the headings "%" and "litres", why would u measure oil in grams paula!? its a fucking liquid

[weatherallc05]

it clearly says 3 percent, jesusssss fucking christ they read charts in school for ages yet they fuck it up on a big stage. are you taking the piss paula??

[weatherallc05]

constantine even said they must have been confusing the oils, why would you want to spend that much on creating the product??

[weatherallc05]

nope, 3 percent, and they should have known it was end of

[weatherallc05]

@1chrispalmer as painful as it is, they are the ones applying for the big job so nick strictly cannot help. these contestants have no excuse for mistakes like this

[weatherallc05]

why are people blaming phillip and saying hes stupid cos hes a geordie? are you sniffing paint?? and wow, nick was damn right to just stay calm about the mix up in oils

[weatherallc05]

@Xollob2 they arent superior, they try to be but let themselves down with silly mistakes like using the wrong oil loll

[weatherallc05]

no no no please dont use scandalwood

[IDontKnowAskFreud]

Poor computer graphics guy

[IloveHeartlandX]

How on earth can someone mix up 3% with 3g?

[pomegranateish]

There should be a comma after honey: "Honey, I'm Home"

Grammatically incorrect label = shoddy product

[NottinghamForest22]

Noorul! hahaha

[OliverKelly1995]

HAAAAAA Lorraine is a Leggggggendddd x

[honeymonsterpuvy]

lol nick jus watched yasmina pour the 450g lol!

[hannahmonlaza]

Is Yasmina deluded or something ? First with the catering task and now with the essential oils...man alive.

[hannahmonlaza]

Howard looks like an uglier verison of Jonathan Rhys Meyers :L

[johnlewisage]

noorul is a disaster zone

[ixaxion]

How the heck do you confuse 3% for 3 grams!?!

I wonder how much seaweed they really need? It's a good thing they brought back all those buckets.

[Shamino77]

i'm knee deep in cab shit for 300 grams of seaweed??' LOL

[yesthisisaname]

Even though paula is ginger she is hot and id lick her out all day long

[sbtech01]

@yesthisisaname Thanks for sharing man! if anything else comes to mind.. say giving jessica alba a rusty trombone or feltching tom hanks don't be afraid to let me know XD

[ixaxion]

@sbtech01

You have the best comebacks in the world. LOL.

[nicole1750]

@yesthisisaname VERY STRANGE!!! 

[xxx9518]

@yesthisisaname You have fun, I'd go for Kate.

[TJ347]

@yesthisisaname I see your point, and raise you Mona.

[supahdupahguy81]

@yesthisisaname

tho i cant condone the licking of vaginal excretions i do strongly agree about Paula being kinda hot...

[queerlick1]

noorul is completely uselssand partially deluded as he thinks he can successfully lead a team! go home noorul! your pretty shit! Note: these are the compliments, i wouldnt even get started on the insults!

[blingblingringring]

Lots of squealing from some tiny wild animal....SQUEEEAL!

[soapwonder]

I agree Phillip is a dickhead! Take some Anger-Management classes! A typical bully.

[soapwonder]

They should get fired for the Sandelwood mistake...their team is doomed right from the start!

[ivorbigonee]

philip is a thick jordie cunt

[athull08]

@ivorbigonee Correct, except he's not a geordie, he's from Durham

[ivorbigonee]

he is the best PM ever, period!!! :)

[Alliisia]

Didn't any of them have the common sense to think...'oh, that looks to be too much oil for 3g' when they were adding it to the soap????

[nohopeinfear97]

"I'm knee deep in crab shit for 300grams of seaweed?!" lmao

[alz123alz]

A batch code is probably a number given on each product to identify the date and batch a specific chemical product is prouduced. In that way, if someone who uses the perfume develop a serious immediate proliferating rash, the FDA would pull all of that specific batch from the retail shelves.

[DPH1984]

'I''ve got really one thing to say and I think Phillip's behaving like a complete dickhead' - you and me both, love!

[bubbz2008]

may be a dumb question but whats a batch code?

[TheJugleman]

luv it wen brits say dick head they say it with vibe

[Xollob2]

Typical of slags, man asserts himself, they end up on the defensive saying he's yelling and hes out of order, when really its them being crap.

and slags are supposed to be the superior gender? superior bullshit more like

[planstore]

If they were real buyers they would have been told the total price there and then from the sellers and not the next day. Like any shop.

That would have given the oppurtinity to fix it.

[JBinOtown]

Shocking shocking incompetence.

[kiwiiisland]

The quality of the contestants are inferior compared to Trumps' show.

They have no confidence on their capabilities whatsoever so they resort to blame game - all the time (They're not even good at it!)

What's ironic is that D.T. encourage more strategic battle, and yet, his contestants have better work ethics, have better team work, and produce better results.

What went wrong here? I guess these guys are losers.

[HPhenomenal]

Sorry guys..its not Phillip's fault..he's working with morons like Kimberly.

[hbarad93]

philip's an asswipe cocksucker, i still want him to win tho :P

[megpjustlistening]

Phillip is just PMSing

[mseg333]

7.45 IRONIC

[azianchickle]

I was in fits of laughter when lorraine, of all people just by the way she comes across, come out with "phillip is acting like a dickhead" LOL!

[rp3632]

That guy had the dollar signs ringing in his eyes when the girls said Sandalwood lol

[tm788]

Sandalwood loool, 1200 per kilo, they r in a deep shit

[1chrispalmer]

i think its so harsh that nick and even the perfumer didnt tell yasmina and paula they were going wrong, its so unfair

[athull08]

@1chrispalmer It's their job to work out the cost, not Nick or the perfumer!!

[1chrispalmer]

@athull08 d'uh of course it is, just the perfumer didnt seem to hesitate or "make sure" they were choosing the one they wanted

[athull08]

@1chrispalmer But the point is, they WERE choosing the one they wanted. They didn't confuse the two oils, they just misread the quantity.

[1chrispalmer]

@athull08 i see lol =)

[athull08]

@1chrispalmer Yes, they knew all along that they were using sandalwood, but they thought they only needed 3 grams, instead of 450 grams. Technically, I don't think Nick should have even told them when he did. I think he was meant to wait till the boardroom.

[1chrispalmer]

@athull08 in all fairness looking at that spreadsheet with percentages and gram units on must have been awfully confusing, i would've probably made the same mistake, i even reckon nick told lord sugar and it was lord sugar who decided they should know the truth, i dont think lord sugar would want that embarassment on his how

[athull08]

@1chrispalmer He was Sir Alan then, not Lord Sugar!! lol. Apparently that is what they had to call him in the new series! Gives the word 'pretentious' a whole new meaning!!

[1chrispalmer]

@athull08 true true lol

[luna1463]

Lorraines shrieks are almost understandable, who wants to be covered in bees??

[DakotaJanes]

Nick the poor guy has a very slim veneer for bullshit. he looks like he will have hernea watching these girls lol

[gingerhunter55]

Aww I love Kimberly. Poor love, having to deal with Philip.

[thedoorsonus]

why do people always announce before the end the winner of the shows, really annoying!

[KoterzRulez]

lol, 6:20; Professor umbridges theme?

[challengeyourbeliefs]

That Rock Poole label looks like something picked from a garbage bin. I hope they let the designer do his job to align the text without interfering.

[TheHonestCriticUK]

HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE NOORUL WON THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW! DAMNIT!!!!oneone!!!

[megpjustlistening]

@TheHonestCriticUK Oh shush

[Clairski3]

what I don;t understand, is that if Nick or Margret sees something wrong, why don't they hint/comment at it? I know they did in the previous series...

Here Nick is watch as the girls misread the formula for sandalwood, and the narrator comments on it. Why didnt he step in? I'm all for making mistakes on ur own, but comman, it's losing Sir Alan's money if its a big fiasco... unless Nick really didn't know until later?

[HoldingMyLastRook]

@Clairski3 What would be the point if NIck and Margaret helped them like that? It was funny to see them pour all the Sandalwood oil in, I was like "noooooooooo!"

[nevfx]

@Clairski3 They can't. Normally. There there simply to OBSERVE, not help them if they mess up.

[psypants]

"I've got really one thing to say... Phillip's behaving like a complete dickhead" hahaha, right on, Lorraine!!

[weizer2]

Why do they always split the teams in half? I think 2 people could have gotten the seaweed. The other 2 could have been assigned to research or something.

[kirafaye]

You can see the professionals wanting to just jump and yell at the about the sandal vs cedarwood debacle.

[Wuschlkarin]

I´d really love to have one of these honey soaps

[VariedInterest]

You can tell the indian fella is having trouble wrapping his head around this task because pakis do not use soap or wash themselves.

[thefairlysimple1]

omg i work with a male kim, he brings me to boiling point, and when i boil over, he tells me to settle down, when its him and his stupid demeanour, sheesh, and yes, i know im picking on the yank, but really not one of the other nationalities i work with, can push buttons as well as this guy, and he sounds like kim.

[yuna1971]

Phil is a prized prick. "dance in yer pants"....what a nob.

[luna1463]

totally agree. what a c*nt

[Chinaboy80]

Who would buy this crap?

[rp3632]

Nooral is by far the worst candidate in all five seasons, and I've seen them all.

There is always one, per series, who beggars belief as to how far he/she gets in the competition.

He reckons he is a real 'character' in the classroom too...... right.......

[tenaciousphil31]

@rp3632 in the new series i cant think of who it is!!

[ruthparker16]

everytime i watch this i just wish they'd check what they're doing and do it differently!

[luna1463]

god phil is such a wanker! Ignorant bully.

[Abhanshu1]

Debra is real sharp ... @7:30

[athull08]

Not really. If she was sharp, she would have realised that "about half a gram" could not possibly be right.

[Abhanshu1]

I guess this time Sir Allan get a good number of candidates to fire.... series of ridiculous mistakes

[FACTUNTHJU]

phil is a prick but he gets the girl thats the fittest in the end.dont that say everything about life?

[pooley1968]

How does Nick keep his mouth shut while witnessing such incompetence (the mathematical ineptitude of the girls)? No wonder he looks like he just sucked a lemon!

[athull08]

It wasn't a mathematical error, it was just a misreading. Seeing the number 3, and taking it to mean 3 grams, rather than 3 percent.

[Myndir]

"I'm knee-deep in crab shit for 300 grams of seaweed?"

[patitude]

...is that harry potter music at 6:13??

[jeffrags2]

No, but it sure sounds like it. :-)

[randomqb]

jesus I bet the designer on the Mac was thinking.....what the hell is wrong with these people screaming behind me *turn away and do not look directly in their eyes*

at least though they did "apologize" and say thank you

[goingplaces11]

philip is a prick

[candofitness]

Noorul is a as effective as a band aid on a crushed skull

[goingplaces11]

ahahaha!

[thefairlysimple1]

an ashtray on a motorbike comes to my mind

[boringgrass]

@candofitness wow nice description

[05yousufm]

@candofitness that sounds really effective..probably more effective than using a bed for a person who jumped a 100 story building.

[TheMysteriousPen]

@05yousufm nice try but FAILED!!!!

[Ischi71]

@candofitness Nicely put. Or r u quoting? Haven't watched the whole episode yet.

[celinou84]

the camera saw that Paula did delegate the job of controlling the costs. I feel sorry for her being fired because Ben defended himself a bit better in the boardroom

[milly0999]

noorul doesnt know jack shit

[sweetappletits]

i know he sux!!

[WheatgrassWorld]

I have been to deliver my Wheatgrass to Lush it smells quite over powering with all the fragrances.

There products are excellent they put a lot of effort into getting the best produce.

[kashish19]

Lush ... can recognize that from the yellow-green symbol outside, and writing on bottles...

walking past Lush shops is so gorgeous, imagine being in there!!! heaven..

[kashish19]

just realised there is a very visible Lushsign that pops in later in the vid

[karledice1]

LOL fun task