Goblin Cock "Stumped"

[InvaderSpliff]

super low budget but still bad ass

[xSeattlantis]

I just can't believe Rob Crow is in this band.

When you are a Pinback fan, this kinda surprises you.

[stevenj705]

@xSeattlantis and when youre a Rob Crow fan, it elates you haha

[MetallicMale]

I didn´t know the Nazgûl were into doom.

[FuneralSlaughter]

baked.

[cjrokkz]

why are death eaters playing those muggle instruments?

[Hudson66]

I told all my friends I enjoy Goblin Cock. They just don't understand.

[337camo]

@Hudson66 haha

[wisterV]

This just plain destroys 99% of all Rock music!

[BeeTatty]

i wanna like them on facebook but i dont want it to say, "brock likes goblin cock"

[mobman47]

@BeeTatty Be a man and tell everyone you love the cock

[BeeTatty]

@mobman47 well goblin cock is a very good band but i dont feel the feeling of love

[wisterV]

Pinata party on the evil robots-Druids and Vulverines united!

[Rattlehead15]

I genuinely thought that this band was going to be some shitty grindcore band with no talent. They're actually quite good..... might need a new name though.

[7um4dr3]

2:03 jailbot ftw :D

[LordZerathustra]

Hails! Love this song

[supopobitchi]

a list showing the worst cd cover brought me here and i liked.

[TheJerkMeister]

Always hating on the robots...

[YorVideoSux]

I bet they'd play this on the radio if they're name wasn't Goblin Cock

Just saying

Well it still rules....

[oB2KoHawk]

tyler the creator didnt bring me here... a suggestion on Dethklock did on my zune AMICOOLNOW?

[carolinapanthers187]

Love this song...the rest of the album is pretty good too

[getgnargh2e]

HOLY FUCK I FINALLY FOUND IT

saw this shit 4 years ago on verizon FIOS on demand, and couldn't fucking remember what the name was

holy shit this is just as amazing as i remember it

[IcyScythe]

@getgnargh2e verizon? Why did they have it on? Lol

[IcyScythe]

rob crow \m/

[IcyScythe]

ackkk that breakdown at 1:26 is insaneee

[IcyScythe]

this is proof that Rob Crow is a genius. Who wouldve thunk this is the same guy behind Pinback? And it kicks ass too!

[IcyScythe]

I thought at first when I heard of this band (Pinback fan) it was just gonna be a parody but this is some really kick ass grungy music!

[theedgeinshow]

this video cost $22 million to make

[metalmonkey666]

@theedgeinshow Where the fuck did the money go? I dont understand how people spend that much money on a video I could easily make for under 10k.

[LessCreativeName]

so, guess who had a heck of a time finding this album like 5 years ago? imagine a short little girl asking record store owners if they carry "goblin cock"... OOOH THE STARES

[PompamooseMagique]

This song is the catchiest fucking thing ever

[toshpointohhhh]

such dick riders. ive been listening to goblin cock for years but now since ttc mentioned them all his fans listen to them

[Nerolus]

@toshpointohhhh Hello there hipster.

[toshpointohhhh]

@Nerolus no. it just makes me mad cuz ttc is the only reason thier here. 

[kbjami]

@toshpointohhhh

Well so?

I found out about them not from ttc (I don't know what that is) but from total randomness, but sometimes I find it awesome that great bands get a little exposure, but not too much.

[IcyScythe]

@toshpointohhhh hahaha seriously? lol

[trannycorebeatbox]

Can't believe I just now found these guys. Fuck, this is stuck in my head like a hanger in a fetus.

[mobman47]

Does anyone know where I could find the lyrics for their "Come with me if you want to live" album? I bought the LP but it didn't have an insert with the lyrics :(

[mobman47]

I saw this record on vinyl at a store and I automatically assumed it was some lame folk-metal band (there's not a problem with folk metal, its just a LOT of folk metal bands sound alike) and now I'm kind of pissed I didn't pick it up. lol

[GuyNamedAbe]

O F W G K T A

[BeheadingTheTraitor]

Thunbs up if the Tyler, The Creator interview sent you here.

[theNickRYG]

Well shit son,

I'm high.

[ViciousGuitarist]

@theNickRYG damn son.

[CrammedFish]

Can anyone tell me where to find a bass tab to this?

[dylanketron]

All Hail Lord Phallus!!!

[brandonscolvin]

All My Friends Love Goblin Cock...

[monkeytube138]

Oh fuck me, this is some epic stoner shit right here.

[CapitolRealness]

Damn, Goblin Cock is hard!

[wilhelmizer]

where has this band been all my life?

[oB2KoHawk]

lol dont walk up to ur friends and say "i love goblin cock!" before explaining who they are... i made that mistake XD

[xDELTAxN1N3x]

druid metal. where have you been all my life. this is THE best band to get stoned to.

[youdubedude]

@xDELTAxN1N3x hell the fuck yeah bro smoke some weed to stumped!!!

[Alucard33592]

I love how that guy at the beach just happens to have a guitar he wants to get rid of =3

[zerodemon19]

i laught my ass off when i see the band name omg its funny xD

[Guitarbro221]

Just goes to show you dont need expensive euipment to make such an epic video. What? Immortal did it...

[iamchantz]

anyone else see this on verizon on demand?

[demonfight666]

@iamchantz yes

[ProjectZeus]

Goblin cock doesnt afraid of anyone!

[wiionline1992]

super jail is prity brutal

[Zoootex]

MAnnn,, when this video started I thought to myself, man I'd love to meet someone who likes this kinda music and also enjoys shows like Superjail! Towards the ending of this video the robot from Superjail actually makes an appearance haha, awesome

[TheEndOfAllFlesh]

you like Goblin Cock don't ya......just admit it!!!

[Gizzacks]

all hail to the goblin cock!

[OpenCasket19]

what is this i dont even...

[uberari]

wheres my weed when i need it?!

[keenhydra]

@uberari probebly rolled up in a blunt allready :)

[GothicNerd69]

this band sucks

lol but they r my kind of people

[joeafish]

Is that the robot from SUPERJAIL?

[xbox7202012]

@joeafish i think so. such an awesome show

[wtfd00d08]

these guys are awesome.

[ak47BiATcH1]

yo go druid dudes..... i wish theyy wuld tour xD

[BrunetteBabe1005]

Goblin Cock, has the most simple riffs, but it fuckin rocks!,I love Goblin Cock! This band seems like a hot band to ;)

[lollersteaks]

Don't think it's "Stumped" "Until it rains the summer's gonna suck x2 Something's gonna lie down to meet you The scum is gonna rise up to greet you You're my circle and not gonna stop Something obvious under those rocks You're my circle and not gonna stop Something obvious under those rocks Yeah yeah x3 huh Yeah yeah x3 huh We are sewn to your pant-leg We are salves to your sound We are slaves to your language We are stoned" Yes, like all good people ought to be, they are... "Stoned"

[thorish3]

i love the part when they are walking out of the ocean and a random dude hands him a guitar XD

[ValasVixson]

Must get my hands on a Goblin Cock.......cd!!!!!

[Savedleech]

HAH. I like it.

[BrunetteBabe1005]

They are so funny, and I love this band! It def grows on you, very catchy song lol

[forerunner06]

i love their sound. so stoner rock it hurts

[fathamster5000]

we are saved



[hobosocks]

i don't know what the fuck i just watched.. but it was good

[SkullHarvest1987]

Man fuck you fags, this shit is bad ass. Especially for a group of comic book "nerds". Goblin Cock in yo ass bitches! Any TRUE rock fan would enjoy this shit. Maybe you need a couple of beers! Assholes.

[lollersteaks]

@SkullHarvest1987

I'm assuming the '87 is your birth year. Thank the lack of gods for smart 22 year olds like you and myself. This is brilliant. All non rock fans need a few beers to enjoy this though. Sadly. Must be too good for 'em.

Just Rock ON!

[MiniPack24]

love the name

[ScoutX2]

LORD PHALLUS!

[DrAC130]

you're all faggots...

Goblin Cock = Very Good

Slipknot = Very Good

no one should talk shit about either of em

[DrAC130]

@DrAC130 lol i replied myself...... btw Toms song is some cool shit

[DiabolusEnGuitar]

@DrAC130 this band i've never heard of ummm gobbling cock? yeah theyre not very good but hey, at least theyre better than slipknot

[MrMikemcdaniel]

you compare these guys to sab try,sleep,or high on fire then

[trilobite3339]

san diego metal? Love that city, but, c'mon. thats that dude from pinback. POP METAL

[TheGreatFiGHtME]

Viva individuality. This band has it, along with a severe case of nonrecognition.

[MrHojo69]

I want to fuck to this song. This is the shit

[jiggyboo999]

way too simple, and looks like pedophiles in waiting

[AtaroMorelia]

When I first listened to this, I thought it was the most ridiculous thing ever, but it really grew on me. I can't get enough of these guys now.

Must be that mystical third leg.

[zoule6x3]

Same here! These guys are bad ass!

[tylerjwestcott]

think ones a jackson

[superman22591]

god this band sucks fucking cock thats why the band is called goblin cock

[linkexex]

@superman22591 You probably found this band by mistake when you searched for cock.

It's great band with an epic name!

[slipknot9999555]

FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS SUCKS

they are worse than The Locust.

you fucking jewish bastards

[andtherewasblood]

Says the Slipknot fan.

[slipknot9999555]

Fagass, this music sucks.

How can anyone listen to it?

You know if they didnt have money they would never make it

[andtherewasblood]

Someone knows nothing about the music industry....you wanna talk money whores look at Slipknot. Then listen to all Slipknot's first demo.

[rhythm013]

@slipknot9999555 shut the fuck up.

[TheBigMclargehuge]

Coming from the dude who named himself slipknot.. What's the matter sweety,not enough infantile whining for you?

[Goblexter]

@slipknot9999555 Actually they made it because they had no money.That's why it stinks like shit.

[linkexex]

@slipknot9999555 Go masturbate with sandpaper.

[NateCola]

groovy melodic doom metal. sounds amazing.

[XxeroxXed]

They look like either a 80s bc rich or a bronz bc rich... if not its a knock off bc.. i doubt ud wanna copy thos guitars tho.. they def dont have the willow headstock...

[elliotwibley]

head stock looks like ibanez

[elliotwibley]

until it rains the summers gonna suck

[elliotwibley]

we are slaves to your language

we are stumped

[LizzziMerjanen]

these guys remind me of the melvins. they should go on tour with the melvins. this is what i hope for.

[GallowayJesse]

I got banned on an internet forum for posting a pic of their album cover.

[IDX26]

lol

[dial6664truth]

thats some bull shit

[bigrussthefusss]

@GallowayJesse hahahahahahaha thats awesome!

[prinznevsky]

false metal

[rhythm013]

hey, fuck you.

[linkexex]

@prinznevsky What the fuck do you know about metal? Did you create it dumbass? There is more then just metal..

[prinznevsky]

indeed. but this is false metal. look at rob crow's main output. it's not metal. look at the name of the band, look at the ironic bullshit attitude, listen to the stock maneuvers in their music. false metal.

[TheBigMclargehuge]

Compare the music to Black Sabbath structurally. They have much in common.. Similar rhythms and modalities, Heavy guitars. High, mournful vocals. This utilizes all the metal elements that the inventors of metal used. Goblin Cock is demonstrably metal.

[damunkey411]

JACKKNIFE BEATDOWN

[spilltanic]

Holy shit. Why am I now just finding this?! Rad. Yes, I still use the term "rad."

[Thecurbstomper]

Ah! its the superjail bot

[xxlesslikeitsmathxx]

I'm so glad a friend introduced me to this band a few months ago. They have really REALLY grown on me.

[GallowayJesse]

I'd like to see Goblin Cock grow really big.

[Rais155]

thats what she said

[bongowongowongo]

shit would be win

[bangsbitches666]

@GallowayJesse that doesn't sound gay



[feastmac]

@GallowayJesse by god i laughed sop hard when i read your comment. thats hilarious.

[rabbll]

@GallowayJesse i think everyone would like to know...

is that a joke of there name.

or a comment on how there a good band and you'd like to see them become big and knowable?

[thumbsopposed]

@rabbll It's not mutually exclusive.

[thumbsopposed]

@rabbll It's not mutually exclusive.

[steerclear036]

@GallowayJesse Made my night LOL

[alex1200n]

this is amazing sound ,Love it

[dial6664truth]

holy shit at the end of the movie they have jail bot from super jail

[Brendanrblack]

lousy suggie commercial

[vanzantda1]

Rock out wit your cock out

[nadinee1313]

jam out with your clam out

[vanzantda1]

Yea maybe dat was a bit harsh but i hate to be told things like i make no sence nothing in the world makes sence why should i .....and dude who r u sayin your my dads friend whats up wit dat man?? Rock on peps btw yellin at peps is what metals about u cant rob me of that right man...

[HeyJaw]

Not to be a dick or anything but to communicate you have to make sense, if you're don't, then what's the point? Also, it'd be easier to communicate if you used actual words and at least take a stab at proper grammar.

[TheRacistsMustDie]

Where is the fun in that?

No you're right man, I just had to say that.

[HeyJaw]

Funny - I just noticed I accidentally used "you're" instead of you - damn it with the no edit button.

[TheRacistsMustDie]

Doh, well at least you noticed.

(Doh --> correct spelling following the Oxford Dictionary ^.^)

[alandschmidt]

Way to yell at people and be abusive, above and beyond the call of enjoying music, which is why I showed up. Chill out Kid

--Yer Dad's Friend

[vanzantda1]

So i fucked up im on a fuckin phone faggit sorry not everything things all nice and perfect for u

[vanzantda1]

Bible storm u can suck my dick..why da fuck r u callin yourself bible storm anyways and lookin at metal..wtf do u know what part dont u get they do the rifts for super jail or do u not even know what a fuckin rift is faggit..sent by god my ass burn in hell

[linkades]

awesome!

[vanzantda1]

And o yea goblin cock do all da songs rifts for fuckin super jail bitchs

[BibleStorm]

@vanzantda1 You make no sense. Please learn to type.

[vanzantda1]

All u fags can suck my goblin cock..thats sucks rocks..and the black cape and not showin da faces things makein goblin cock even cooler..PEACE..

[TypTilda]

These guys are awesome! :)

[rhythm013]

what kind of costumes are these?

[hinder90]

What's with the appearance of JailBot? Is there some connection to SuperJail going on with Goblin Cock?

[YouTubMAGGOT]

i think cock goblin is a cooler name

[trilobite3339]

this is not that bad. most metal really sucks!

[guitrplayr47pl0x60]

Why would you say that?

[Biggofwi]

experimental is usually hit or miss

you probably have just heard death

[TotallyDanSmithin]

trilobite, you're a troglodyte.

[kilamoose]

@trilobite3339 if you don't think most metal sucks, u need to start listening to better metal. right heres a good start.

[infernalius]

This genre calles "stoner" =)

[Dulci0123]

Their music is amazing. <3 Goblin Cock.

[Rumplestiltskin001]

I never thought I would see the day, a Doom/Pop crossover band...

[JifHall]

Haha these are literally a joke.

[kalejut]

Hey, uh...they rock "my" socks off, what's your excuse?

[KrippledByKush]

worst band ever, kyle werth in wilmette illnois lieks them

[danthman44444]

their called goblin cock

[SFpro2009]

wut a weird name...goblin cock...are they goblin cock or is its moire like goblin's cock!?!?!? LOL good music...

[WiseWeaselMan]

this can quite possibly be the worst fucking music ive heard in my entire life. what the fuck is wrong with you people that like this? Please subscribe!

[Peavy262]

than...don't watch it?

[b00sh]

If you don't like, don't comment. Your opinion isn't the only one in the world.

Thank you.

[LazyKingofZombies]

Would you mind if I stuck my penis in your ear instead?

[kavedude77]

If you don't like it, don't watch it. It's as simple as that.

[Luchalegend]

lame