PLEASE READ! MY FRIEND IS ON THE RISE IN THE HIP HOP SCENE, HES GOT FRESH LYRICS AND RHYMES. 19 YEAR TRYING TO JUST MAKE A LIVING IN THIS WORLD THAT IS RULED BY MONEY, JUST FACE IT IF YOU DONT GOT HEALTH AND MONEY YOUR NOTHING. HELP HIM OUT GO ON FACEBOOK LIKE HIM OR FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER PLEASEE! THUMBS UP SO EVERYONE CAN READ THIS!
what a wackjob this guy is. I went to GLen Mills and those little juevys can freestyle better than his wackass. Seriously, not trying to sound mean, but that guy sucks. Put down the crack pipe and get some corrective vision glasses
ELI IS A DUMB ASS CRACK HEAD NIGGER. LOOK AT HIS FACE HES ON SOMETHING. HE SHOULD REALLY PUT THE GLUE AND SPRAYPAINT DOWN.. NIGGER YOU BE TRIPPING. YOU ARE A DUMB FUCK.
Guys I hope you really let his words sink in... I mean sure it's hard to get around the "tough gangster persona" and the "larger than life" way he lives. But I just feel that if you all can look past his tough exterior and listen to his lyrics you will truly know what underground hip hop is..
without eli i wouldnt be where im at today... i was heavily addicted to drugs and now im clean and im writing songs for some of the biggest names in hip hop... all because of eli porter... my savior
he forgot what wrote down the whole crowd roars so loud he opens his mouth but the words don't come out he's choking how times up over blaw snap back to reality oh there goes eli he's back to lab again yo this whole rap shit something something lol
Damn the nigga from Tosh.O made this guy out to look way better. god damn is this fool slow or what? i really cant tell
bluntarded760 1 week ago
Look at envy face when eli says nigga
minniegee3 2 months ago
who let him
stankychez3 2 months ago
Rosie O Donell line tough as hell
iStayRegulating 2 months ago
LOL he has the lyrics written on his eyelids
Mullatokid 3 months ago
LOOKS LIKE WILEY LOL
Mullatokid 3 months ago
still better then soulja boi
mrvalero305 3 months ago
can some please tell me what the hell he said after "i got one question man tell me next"? lol
316Gordo 3 months ago
Are these people retarded or something
siimplyAdry09 3 months ago
modern rappers are not much better than Eli. Eli is king
jackmasterdick 4 months ago
PLEASE READ! MY FRIEND IS ON THE RISE IN THE HIP HOP SCENE, HES GOT FRESH LYRICS AND RHYMES. 19 YEAR TRYING TO JUST MAKE A LIVING IN THIS WORLD THAT IS RULED BY MONEY, JUST FACE IT IF YOU DONT GOT HEALTH AND MONEY YOUR NOTHING. HELP HIM OUT GO ON FACEBOOK LIKE HIM OR FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER PLEASEE! THUMBS UP SO EVERYONE CAN READ THIS!
FACEBOOK: SEARCH: Icee Curtis
TWITTER: @ICEE239
juliogo333 5 months ago
Dayum! Is it a sin to laugh?
traceydemetrius 5 months ago
woww this guy raps better then lil wayne lol.
TheScorpion615 5 months ago
He just went H.A.M on TOSH.O. I am getting the album.
bluntz3000 5 months ago
tosh.0 where's my thumbs ups?? o.o
Sora0934 5 months ago
"yea im da best MAYNE" LOLZZZ 0:07
OfficialxGeekiiexBoo 6 months ago
Rosie D'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower.
NedimHusic 7 months ago 2
teens and weed not good
BoyzVoice1 7 months ago
he seems like hes retarded but he can rap better than me freestyle and he pawsed for a long time 2
feltrider12 7 months ago
he can rap definetly better than most white guys
dobermannhr 8 months ago
@dobermannhr fuck you
TheOchocinco33 5 months ago
is he retarded?
shayden234 8 months ago 3
Eli vs. Kasim Reed. Make this happen.
PlacentaPudding 9 months ago
his lyrics are written on his eyes....
JamesARcomedian 9 months ago 3
74 people are on there period..
irishmadboy123 9 months ago
LOL PUT ON CAPTIONS! HAHHAHA
Soratris 9 months ago
@Soratris
On the base
apple today
Epic.
MatthewCasey 9 months ago
@MatthewCasey
Ikr its the best thing ever
Soratris 9 months ago
whats the name of this beat plzz
neleak472 10 months ago
what a wackjob this guy is. I went to GLen Mills and those little juevys can freestyle better than his wackass. Seriously, not trying to sound mean, but that guy sucks. Put down the crack pipe and get some corrective vision glasses
DangTheWang12 10 months ago
BTW, that dude's name is Envy 'cause he's envious of Eli's mad skills.
MrPeteyRocket 10 months ago
This guy is the Chuck Norris of Hip Hop. He lyrically round house kicked the shit out of Envy.
MrPeteyRocket 10 months ago
Gay niggas at 1:32
veldross1 10 months ago
its is hilarious at the end with the heart and it shows the the nigga touching the other niggas chest. somethings going on there.
YoungEmiliaPercival 11 months ago
Most people that made fun of him probably can't rocc the mic like him! Asswipes hes good.
MrHitThatLiks 11 months ago
TO THE FUCKIN DEETO
MariijuanaMan420 11 months ago
I'am duh best mayne i deed it
oTFXo 11 months ago
If u listen carefully the things he says are fkn mad gud , all u fuckd up for makin fun of him ALL U BE IN THA SHADE
ringaling1997 11 months ago
ya'll goin ta hell without the chance of parole!!!!
crackacraig12 11 months ago
All MC's beware, - we found the best Mayne.
Eli 4 Life
Entity94 1 year ago
eli vs. 50 tyson = cripple fight
otistheemperor 1 year ago
@50tyson Eli ready 2 battle u nigga!!! i really mean it
TheFutureIsBasedGod 1 year ago
Get em ELI!!
Technique602 1 year ago
ELI IS A DUMB ASS CRACK HEAD NIGGER. LOOK AT HIS FACE HES ON SOMETHING. HE SHOULD REALLY PUT THE GLUE AND SPRAYPAINT DOWN.. NIGGER YOU BE TRIPPING. YOU ARE A DUMB FUCK.
rideredification 1 year ago
@rideredification What is it? you maaaaaad because eli got skill? or because he has groupies and can cure cancer? you just maaaad
Daligang 1 year ago
@rideredification SHUT THE HELL UP YOU DICK! ELI IS THE BESS MAYNE!
theMC555 1 year ago
@theMC555 That was funny.
DeathNote4ver 1 year ago
You Like Rosie O'donnell at a bi-sexual bridal shower. ahaahahh
KenyaLuvzYou 1 year ago 3
omg omg omg omfg.how the fuck did i miss this.its 2011 already. like eli i deeed it.
sowetoboi 1 year ago
lol mike jones after his career failed
somebadasslol 1 year ago
eli won this definitly!! much better flow!
putadelsol 1 year ago
roflmao! it's over.
smoothcitrus 1 year ago
Oh snap, Mase made a comeback!!!! /fistpump
nickthefnicon 1 year ago
Man im messed up but imma stay on top [of dat retarded bitch im fuckin]
omarezekiel 1 year ago
This guy influence up and coming 50 Tyson.
chouavue2 1 year ago
HAHA EPIC FAILURE!!!
caroblast 1 year ago
I'm like Rosii O'Donnel at a bisexual bridal shower
CommanderVenus9865 1 year ago
it's not his fault he just nervous xDD
BrightEyedBieber 1 year ago
GIVE THIS MAN A RECORD DEAL!
AndyCarnage 1 year ago
@AndyCarnage heard he's got one from hooked on phonics
fakesteezepolice 1 year ago
this is like the fucking special olympics lol
bahamasartits 1 year ago 8
@bahamasartits i LOL'd hard when i read this
BrightEyedBieber 1 year ago
durkkkk hahahha
MercOhra 1 year ago
He's the best, mayne. He did it.
spearstrike211 1 year ago 4
hahaha gay parade
ellanism1 1 year ago
Look Envy, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Eli spits da best rhymes of all time, of all time!
Overl0rd888 1 year ago 7
"That was gay Eli!"
"Hehe.. I said Freakin'."
FullMoonKouhei 1 year ago
im so goin to hell
KidMoneyFresh420 1 year ago
who is this asshole??
jakesz1 1 year ago
THAT NIGGA WAS SPITTIN HAHAHA
SoraRikuKingdomheart 1 year ago
what the fuck is the deeto?
mmastoner420 1 year ago
Pause at 1:34
lxbrownnproudxl 1 year ago
lol niggas gay
clhbucsfan 1 year ago
i guess he did it
youngbloody567 1 year ago
It must be embarassing to lose to a retarded guy.
Tightness8 1 year ago 2
u all are retards dis is da worst of the worst i ever herd in my life
ns303604 1 year ago
THIS SALT LATIN NIGGA WHO DA GIMDA BEES,C IM THE BEST MAINE I DID IT! SPIT HOT FIRE!!!!!!
jaimenbaby 1 year ago 3
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jaimenbaby 1 year ago
Eli > Weezy. Period.
chrismaysbghs2 1 year ago 21
@chrismaysbghs2 its funny because it is true lol
acemmert 7 months ago
dat eli nigga so ugly lolol
harry1817 1 year ago
is he retared
degrassi4526 1 year ago
i havent seen this in a min shit eli spits hot fire
Arsonloke 1 year ago
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU TRIED HARD
ixuzixi 1 year ago
he paused only to let us catch up.
FR0MDAS0UTH 1 year ago 98
rawest battle i eva seen
Emoney2315 1 year ago
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
UlaughYouLose 1 year ago
i love how the black guy in the beginning is like what the fuck is going on
JusPaintballing 1 year ago
:23 - :34 he looks like he has downs LMAO
RapVibe 1 year ago
@RapVibe ONLY FROM :23 - :34 HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS DOWNS?!?
crazyk2345 1 year ago
better than lil wayne
BigHashTouraj 1 year ago 5
@BigHashTouraj HAHAHA! i have to say i agree, but they have similar styles
ediglo 1 year ago
can sumbody break it down to me what hes rappin. theres parts i dont hear very clearly!
any help?
0cinatty0 1 year ago
Looka dis glita man, wit, din on da greeaal! HAHAHAHA
N1ter1JDUBGV 1 year ago
see im the best i told you dat this dude like that he rannin from the cat
Best punchline in his set
restoration007 1 year ago
LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samoanhype206 1 year ago
How original! what a funny meme.
Fuck you, /b/ faggot.
Visualundeath 1 year ago
WTF IS HE DOING
Brodielee12 1 year ago
a bisexual by the shower lol
mortsdelanuit 1 year ago
@mortsdelanuit basexual bridal shower
sunchipsandbacon 1 year ago
Eli is the fucking man!
GreatnesslsHere 1 year ago
is this cat retarded for real yo?
lazonya7777 1 year ago
ooo dude i jus read that he retarded i feel like shittttt : /
hoboboba678 1 year ago
AH HA HAAAA BLAH HEEE HEEE HEEE. I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL FOR ELI PORTER. THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU HOO HOO HEE HEE HAAA.....SO BAD! ;p
coral14333 1 year ago
for your info eli aint dead he just stayed in da shade
EMaN3471 1 year ago
You cussed again eli , "i said freak"
Ppride3 1 year ago
LMAO! @alucardtape's comment and to those laughing at this guy rapping just know he's dead
TheDrunkDiaper 1 year ago
eli porter is my idol.
sodumb123 1 year ago
this is why america fails
WONDOCTORJ 1 year ago
I'm The Only One Noticing Them To Gay Dude Holding Hands at 1:33
AlucardTape 1 year ago
@AlucardTape No you're not, it's more obvious in the full length vid.
OrioNX99 1 year ago
did he die?
paulforsure805 1 year ago
Guys I hope you really let his words sink in... I mean sure it's hard to get around the "tough gangster persona" and the "larger than life" way he lives. But I just feel that if you all can look past his tough exterior and listen to his lyrics you will truly know what underground hip hop is..
yungthuggydoe 2 years ago 3
he's the fucking King of the South
nnevermindd 2 years ago
Oh man! I went to this school when this was going on!
TheJoyfulPianist 2 years ago
r u guys taking the piss ?
asdop 2 years ago
check out my vids search fatcat409 in the youtube search section
fatcat409 2 years ago
eli's words cured my cancer!
BleedingSunday 2 years ago 37
im the best i told you that, this dude like that he runnin from the cat -
GraffSavedMyLife2010 2 years ago 2
eli's rhymes speak to me... hes a straight up visionary and taught me so much about life and myself... eli porter changed my life for the better
calibred818 2 years ago 6
damn, you too?
disciple21781 2 years ago
without eli i wouldnt be where im at today... i was heavily addicted to drugs and now im clean and im writing songs for some of the biggest names in hip hop... all because of eli porter... my savior
calibred818 2 years ago 6
straight up clever
nnevermindd 2 years ago
naw man this foos iLL homie hes gonna be at tha top all quick
barkingsoul 2 years ago
his ryhmes are straight up clever
SuusOfficial 2 years ago
Is Eli mentally disabled or just on heaps of drugs?....
DemonartriaRosilin 2 years ago
He da best mayne
HANKHILLPROPANEARLEN 2 years ago
he deed it. he truly did.
CRVbajs 2 years ago
WTF
Dominik87cbrad 2 years ago
Bisexual BIBLE shower
Those rhymes straight up clever!
Nawledge1 2 years ago
It's Bi-sexual bridal shower. A much more clever rhyme.
gunshow86de 2 years ago
bridal shower he said
emry12 2 years ago
WHAT IS: "DEETO"!!!!??????!!!!
hasansito 2 years ago 2
Does anyone know whose beat that is?
VylentKen420 2 years ago
Diplomats - I Really Mean It
esko710 2 years ago
lollllllolol
Bballer0905 2 years ago
Im the best man, I did it.....
4shelby21 2 years ago 5
need to bring yo ass to da fuckin deeto nigga! haha yea eli!
josephojea 2 years ago 3
Eli Porter would would pwn Chuck Norris
Eli Porter is to Chuck Norris
What Kryptonite is to Superman
Yaminoken 2 years ago 6
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SecretAgentSPIXHVS 2 years ago
the funniest thing is the way how the other guy is looking at Eli
sry for bad english
dulemamba 2 years ago
good english. dont worry. :D
xklawenx 2 years ago
Pretty good Eli can rapp
khromeizagoon 2 years ago 4
YOU NEED TO GO, TO THE FUCKIN DEETO!
wodie225 2 years ago 38
@wodie225 LOL deeto
TheJameezy 1 year ago
@wodie225 he said freakin
mmastoner420 1 year ago
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@wodie225 He says "Dental", not deeto
lndplv 1 year ago
@wodie225 DENTAL, not DEETO
lndplv 1 year ago
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G.O.A.T
Bob42jh 2 years ago
Tha best mayn
easyfriend71 2 years ago 6
Yikes, is he possessed?
Sabojonii 2 years ago 3
he was just tryin to think of what to say next
Bballer0905 2 years ago
he forgot what wrote down the whole crowd roars so loud he opens his mouth but the words don't come out he's choking how times up over blaw snap back to reality oh there goes eli he's back to lab again yo this whole rap shit something something lol
fuckyouhassa 2 years ago
Eli has some nice punchlines.. this nigger is on fire!
Jutey1337 2 years ago 22
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A typical porch monkey
bajssnaskarn 2 years ago
That was the best man, you did it.
Higgs666 2 years ago 4
It looked like "Special" Rap Olympic
Seadogstudio 2 years ago 5
he DEED it!
monkadelic13 2 years ago 8
I'm the best mayne!
CameronCN 2 years ago
wow
LePinchSickMayrand 2 years ago
lol
Zaney182 2 years ago
thiss messed up
bokar7 2 years ago
damn im still loling over this hahahahahahahah
aznbrakerx88 2 years ago
You haven't heard alphabet slaughter then..
qbcougar7 2 years ago
I deeeed it !
CannibalFleshFest 2 years ago
whats the beats name? i know its osmething dipset related
tetrak 2 years ago
i really mean it- Dipset
DAGRANDFINALE22 2 years ago
thanks bro
tetrak 2 years ago
yall mean how would u like it if u was on tv and messed up AND DONT BE MEAN SAYING HE DUM OR SOMETHIN CAUSE HE KINDA GOOD FUCKERS
bibby212 2 years ago 2
;- ) ;-) ;- )
RoalFlusher 2 years ago
I the best maynneee I deeedd it
TheCCWTV 2 years ago
i think this cat bagged my groceries the other day 0:16 haha peep the other dudes face this is sick
BESONE215 2 years ago
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BESONE215 2 years ago
I'm da bess maayne, I deeed it
iScamkid 2 years ago 2