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  • Damn the nigga from Tosh.O made this guy out to look way better. god damn is this fool slow or what? i really cant tell

  • Look at envy face when eli says nigga

  • who let him

  • Rosie O Donell line tough as hell

  • LOL he has the lyrics written on his eyelids

  • LOOKS LIKE WILEY LOL

  • still better then soulja boi

  • can some please tell me what the hell he said after "i got one question man tell me next"? lol

  • Are these people retarded or something

  • modern rappers are not much better than Eli. Eli is king

  • PLEASE READ! MY FRIEND IS ON THE RISE IN THE HIP HOP SCENE, HES GOT FRESH LYRICS AND RHYMES. 19 YEAR TRYING TO JUST MAKE A LIVING IN THIS WORLD THAT IS RULED BY MONEY, JUST FACE IT IF YOU DONT GOT HEALTH AND MONEY YOUR NOTHING. HELP HIM OUT GO ON FACEBOOK LIKE HIM OR FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER PLEASEE! THUMBS UP SO EVERYONE CAN READ THIS!

    FACEBOOK: SEARCH: Icee Curtis

    TWITTER: @ICEE239

  • Dayum! Is it a sin to laugh?

  • woww this guy raps better then lil wayne lol.

  • He just went H.A.M on TOSH.O. I am getting the album.

  • tosh.0 where's my thumbs ups?? o.o

  • "yea im da best MAYNE" LOLZZZ 0:07

  • Rosie D'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower.

  • teens and weed not good

  • he seems like hes retarded but he can rap better than me freestyle  and he pawsed for a long time 2

  • he can rap definetly better than most white guys

  • @dobermannhr fuck you

  • is he retarded?

  • Eli vs. Kasim Reed. Make this happen.

  • his lyrics are written on his eyes....

  • 74 people are on there period..

  • LOL PUT ON CAPTIONS! HAHHAHA

  • @Soratris

    On the base

    apple today

    Epic.

  • @MatthewCasey

    Ikr its the best thing ever

  • whats the name of this beat plzz

  • what a wackjob this guy is. I went to GLen Mills and those little juevys can freestyle better than his wackass. Seriously, not trying to sound mean, but that guy sucks. Put down the crack pipe and get some corrective vision glasses

  • BTW, that dude's name is Envy 'cause he's envious of Eli's mad skills.

  • This guy is the Chuck Norris of Hip Hop. He lyrically round house kicked the shit out of Envy.

  • Gay niggas at 1:32

  • its is hilarious at the end with the heart and it shows the the nigga touching the other niggas chest. somethings going on there.

  • Most people that made fun of him probably can't rocc the mic like him! Asswipes hes good.

  • TO THE FUCKIN DEETO

  • I'am duh best mayne i deed it

  • If u listen carefully the things he says are fkn mad gud , all u fuckd up for makin fun of him ALL U BE IN THA SHADE

  • ya'll goin ta hell without the chance of parole!!!!

  • All MC's beware, - we found the best Mayne.

    Eli 4 Life

  • eli vs. 50 tyson = cripple fight

  • @50tyson Eli ready 2 battle u nigga!!! i really mean it

  • Get em ELI!!

  • ELI IS A DUMB ASS CRACK HEAD NIGGER. LOOK AT HIS FACE HES ON SOMETHING. HE SHOULD REALLY PUT THE GLUE AND SPRAYPAINT DOWN.. NIGGER YOU BE TRIPPING. YOU ARE A DUMB FUCK.

  • @rideredification What is it? you maaaaaad because eli got skill? or because he has groupies and can cure cancer? you just maaaad

  • @rideredification SHUT THE HELL UP YOU DICK! ELI IS THE BESS MAYNE!

  • @theMC555 That was funny.

  • You Like Rosie O'donnell at a bi-sexual bridal shower. ahaahahh

  • omg omg omg omfg.how the fuck did i miss this.its 2011 already. like eli i deeed it.

  • lol mike jones after his career failed

  • eli won this definitly!! much better flow!

  • roflmao! it's over.

  • Oh snap, Mase made a comeback!!!! /fistpump

  • Man im messed up but imma stay on top [of dat retarded bitch im fuckin]

  • This guy influence up and coming 50 Tyson.

  • HAHA EPIC FAILURE!!!

  • I'm like Rosii O'Donnel at a bisexual bridal shower

  • it's not his fault he just nervous xDD

  • GIVE THIS MAN A RECORD DEAL!

  • @AndyCarnage heard he's got one from hooked on phonics

  • this is like the fucking special olympics lol

  • @bahamasartits i LOL'd hard when i read this

  • durkkkk hahahha 

  • He's the best, mayne. He did it.

  • hahaha gay parade

  • Look Envy, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Eli spits da best rhymes of all time, of all time!

  • "That was gay Eli!"

    "Hehe.. I said Freakin'."

  • im so goin to hell

  • who is this asshole??

  • THAT NIGGA WAS SPITTIN HAHAHA

  • what the fuck is the deeto?

  • Pause at 1:34

  • lol niggas gay

  • i guess he did it

  • It must be embarassing to lose to a retarded guy.

  • u all are retards dis is da worst of the worst i ever herd in my life 

  • THIS SALT LATIN NIGGA WHO DA GIMDA BEES,C IM THE BEST MAINE I DID IT! SPIT HOT FIRE!!!!!!

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  • Eli > Weezy. Period.

  • @chrismaysbghs2 its funny because it is true lol

  • dat eli nigga so ugly lolol

  • is he retared

  • i havent seen this in a min shit eli spits hot fire

  • OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU TRIED HARD

  • he paused only to let us catch up.

  • rawest battle i eva seen

  • BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • i love how the black guy in the beginning is like what the fuck is going on

  • :23 - :34 he looks like he has downs LMAO

  • @RapVibe ONLY FROM :23 - :34 HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS DOWNS?!?

  • better than lil wayne

  • @BigHashTouraj HAHAHA! i have to say i agree, but they have similar styles

  • can sumbody break it down to me what hes rappin. theres parts i dont hear very clearly!

    any help?

  • Looka dis glita man, wit, din on da greeaal! HAHAHAHA

  • see im the best i told you dat this dude like that he rannin from the cat

    Best punchline in his set

  • LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • How original! what a funny meme.

    Fuck you, /b/ faggot.

  • WTF IS HE DOING

  • a bisexual by the shower lol

  • @mortsdelanuit basexual bridal shower

  • Eli is the fucking man!

  • is this cat retarded for real yo?

  • ooo dude i jus read that he retarded i feel like shittttt : /

  • AH HA HAAAA BLAH HEEE HEEE HEEE. I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL FOR ELI PORTER. THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU HOO HOO HEE HEE HAAA.....SO BAD! ;p

  • for your info eli aint dead he just stayed in da shade

  • You cussed again eli , "i said freak"

  • LMAO! @alucardtape's comment and to those laughing at this guy rapping just know he's dead

  • eli porter is my idol.

  • this is why america fails

  • I'm The Only One Noticing Them To Gay Dude Holding Hands at 1:33

  • @AlucardTape No you're not, it's more obvious in the full length vid.

  • did he die?

  • Guys I hope you really let his words sink in... I mean sure it's hard to get around the "tough gangster persona" and the "larger than life" way he lives. But I just feel that if you all can look past his tough exterior and listen to his lyrics you will truly know what underground hip hop is..

  • he's the fucking King of the South

  • Oh man! I went to this school when this was going on!

  • r u guys taking the piss ?

  • check out my vids search fatcat409 in the youtube search section

  • eli's words cured my cancer!

  • im the best i told you that, this dude like that he runnin from the cat -

  • eli's rhymes speak to me... hes a straight up visionary and taught me so much about life and myself... eli porter changed my life for the better

  • damn, you too?

  • without eli i wouldnt be where im at today... i was heavily addicted to drugs and now im clean and im writing songs for some of the biggest names in hip hop... all because of eli porter... my savior

  • straight up clever

  • naw man this foos iLL homie hes gonna be at tha top all quick

  • his ryhmes are straight up clever

  • Is Eli mentally disabled or just on heaps of drugs?....

  • He da best mayne

  • he deed it. he truly did.

  • WTF

  • Bisexual BIBLE shower

    Those rhymes straight up clever!

  • It's Bi-sexual bridal shower. A much more clever rhyme.

  • bridal shower he said

  • WHAT IS: "DEETO"!!!!??????!!!!

  • Does anyone know whose beat that is?

  • Diplomats - I Really Mean It

  • lollllllolol

  • Im the best man, I did it.....

  • need to bring yo ass to da fuckin deeto nigga! haha yea eli!

  • Eli Porter would would pwn Chuck Norris

    Eli Porter is to Chuck Norris 

    What Kryptonite is to Superman

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  • the funniest thing is the way how the other guy is looking at Eli

    sry for bad english

  • good english. dont worry. :D

  • Pretty good Eli can rapp

  • YOU NEED TO GO, TO THE FUCKIN DEETO!

  • @wodie225  LOL deeto

  • @wodie225 he said freakin

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  • @wodie225 DENTAL, not DEETO

  • Tha best mayn

  • Yikes, is he possessed?

  • he was just tryin to think of what to say next

  • he forgot what wrote down the whole crowd roars so loud he opens his mouth but the words don't come out he's choking how times up over blaw snap back to reality oh there goes eli he's back to lab again yo this whole rap shit something something lol

  • Eli has some nice punchlines.. this nigger is on fire!

  • That was the best man, you did it.

  • It looked like "Special" Rap Olympic

  • he DEED it!

  • I'm the best mayne!

  • wow

  • lol

  • thiss messed up

  • damn im still loling over this hahahahahahahah

  • You haven't heard alphabet slaughter then..

  • I deeeed it !

  • whats the beats name? i know its osmething dipset related

  • i really mean it- Dipset

  • thanks bro

  • yall mean how would u like it if u was on tv and messed up AND DONT BE MEAN SAYING HE DUM OR SOMETHIN CAUSE HE KINDA GOOD FUCKERS

  • ;- ) ;-) ;- )

  • I the best maynneee I deeedd it

  • i think this cat bagged my groceries the other day 0:16 haha peep the other dudes face this is sick

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  • I'm da bess maayne, I deeed it