Put your shuttlecock in my hotpocket! and other funny words

[whoknowswhat35]

shizmonkies

[ninabug352]

Masturbate,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, HAHAHAHAHAHA no

[comedynetwrk]

You're like a hot, Ginger, Toby turner

[NiceNickey1234]

nowasstakbate

[Multipuppetpals]

Karen Alloy. Thats my funny word

[gina1537]

Too funny

[GSG9Blazzar]

blatherskite

[Leshutchens4]

Heebee Jeebies. My favorite

[GameGuy280]

Minocorn. Unitaur.

[lehvak8567658]

Proper names for the "pits"

Axilla = armpit. Eww your axilla stinks.

Popliteal fossa = knee pit

Cubital fossa = elbow pit

[lehvak8567658]

Umbilicus

[Averysavoy04]

wonky

[bjmusicman]

Wow - there's Gonzo in this video at 1:09....wonder how many will click this comment?

[772Macho]

Big tits

[quillbro]

shes soo retarded.... but entertaining



[99rukia99]

after a while, you started sounding like a sim...

[MackenzieGirl15]

tittiefuck.

[turty21]

So dumb

[SoJessicaful]

twat waffle, Cunt muffin, CockTwat x)

[AnorexicPizza]

You forgot Ballcock

[DoitLikePreini]

Am i the only one who doesn't understand a word she's saying in this video?

[bighti33947]

she really sounds like people in The Sims game.

[supergummybeargirl54]

When I heard shuttlecock I wad ROLLING ON THE FLOORS

[spricket10]

Onomadopia.. If I spelt it right hahahaha makes me laugh when my teacher says it shuttlecock hahahaha:):):);)

[Destructogal]

poppyckock!

[SuperPrinceV1]

she really does cheer me up lol

[rurugby]

Geeks are hot!

[999ReaperIII]

I always say "Cadick," as opposed to saying "Cahoots."

[JackFreedomcis]

Well at least she is not a Shisno. Red vs Blue term.

[a7xguitar4life13]

Shuttlecock 700 requesting permission to land...

[thosecanadianguyz]

kittywampus is a good word.

[AssassinsCreedRoc100]

cardsharper balderdash haberdasharie 

[TheSorathekeymaster1]

@AssassinsCreedRoc100 Seme?

[AssassinsCreedRoc100]

@TheSorathekeymaster1 those are words that i think sound funny.......... ur a pickle

[gizzardsnatcher]

douche canoe, gomerflapper valve, cocksmack, rocket-tard. reply if you want definitions

[Nicki2017]

Snappyphants

[shitzangigglz]

My funny word is.... FUCKLEBERRY!!! Fuck-le-ber-ry... And you can use it when your friends are on their flow and be all like "Who fuckled in your berries?!?" Lol

[Wesshaw1996]

Floppycock

[mpe1016]

CORNICOPEIA i think i spelled it right

[archie977]

knuckles nuclear

[tintannabulation]

i love your word!!!!<3

[Assmiros]

Hahaha!!!!! Smörgåsbord! Is it really that funny? haha

[idoostuff]

procrasturbate



[fladeedooda]

I love Banana's

[loafmasta87]

Biblioteca! It sounds so dirty and so aggressive.....yet means something so academic. 

[loafmasta87]

@loafmasta87 Seriously, just say it with a movie announcer voice and you'll see what I'm talking about.

[DeJuanDon]

I think I might make myself a Banana Cream Pie for tomorrow and pop it into the freezer. Mmmm.

[nc0r0na4life]

This is better than porn.

[ZapperDD]

Nice tits. Fuck me

[Fatehearsthefearless]

"What a conundrum, im gonna have a conniption and blow things to smithereens for people being so persnickety about my vernacular."

[nuclearmindUSA]

Karen Alloy - that is a name that will go down in history as one of the most beautiful, talented, and vibrant forces to ever grace the world stage - this is my prediction - and i have never been wrong - except when i thought was straight - that was a bit off - and if i were 20 years younger - (I wouldn't need to be better looking because when i when i was 20 years younger - i was the bomb) but I digress, if all these things were true now - Karen would be the girl for me ...Wowsa!

[nicholas61ringhof]

Totally funny chick. You forgot bodacious, if that's how you spell it?

[LightBringer42]

dont forget blatherskite you should have fun with that one

[Luddzzee]

0:39 

[tomriddle477]

tantaqwaa shnibbs fuckqwad pastacorn spazberry pznickaty snigagaber

[McBishop02]

A cope de tae-a military power kicking out a in power ruler: deriving from French, qusai-unoffical Deriving from Spanish, flabbergasted-the state of shock or suppress derives from unknown

[MomoHasMuffins]

I know I'm not the only one watchng her because she's funny and pretty rather than for her boobs! Non-Sexists unite!!

[loafmasta87]

@MomoHasMuffins yeah right....



[MomoHasMuffins]

@loafmasta87 hell yeah right O_o

[cornelius600]

@MomoHasMuffins wooooooooooot

[Crimsonfangg]

@MomoHasMuffins If she didn't want you look at em then she wouldn't make them so apparent in all of her videos.

[MomoHasMuffins]

@Crimsonfangg Did I say she didn' want me to look at them? No ... but she knows that's what get's a lot of her views. But she's also funny and smart and that's why I watch her videos ... and it's kind of sick to see so many sexist and dirty comments on every one of her videos. Have some respect you lonely perverts! ... and just because women have nice breasts and they don't want to hide them or cover them up, doesn't make them into pieces of fuckmeat. Or into sluts ...

[Crimsonfangg]

@MomoHasMuffins And you're crazy If you don't think she likes the comments. Its positive attention. If they bothered her she would start wearing turtle necks during her vids. She's hot, she knows it, and she shows it.

[MomoHasMuffins]

@Crimsonfangg /watch?v=p41XIOlbRkw&list=UUfk­PDHYKTXF0H9U-tdRH5vQ&index=4&f­eature=plcp watch it, idiot -_- I never said she didn't like it, but I'm sure she doesn't want to see people telling her to make a porno and shit like that ... of course a compliment is nice once in a while - it boosts confidence and that's why she got a boob job. But come on! Just don't exaggerate all the time. geeze ...

[Crimsonfangg]

@MomoHasMuffins And now the name calling begins which is where I end this argument.

[MomoHasMuffins]

@Crimsonfangg alright, I'm sorry. that was uncalled for and stupid.

[TheMya47]

@MomoHasMuffins i hate that e.e

[MomoHasMuffins]

@TheMya47 ikr? XD

[TheMya47]

@MomoHasMuffins yea!:D

[OooGuuurl]

@MomoHasMuffins *fist bump*

[MomoHasMuffins]

@OooGuuurl *fist bump* :P

[chozen0018]

spork! tickling..strogenoff....idk lol

[haloreachdude12]

B(Y)(Y)BIES

[DeJuanDon]

I also got a sandwich maker and a can opener, but those I already have, so I'm going to take those back.

[DeJuanDon]

Someone got a mixer for Christmas. I traded a cheap video camera for it so I could make pudding. I love banana pudding.

[D77arren]

I didn't make this phrase up but 'slam pig' made me laugh. What does it mean, well, google it!

[KrazyKirby101]

boobtube

[pokemonloversophia]

i made up this word in my writing class the other day:

Jankle

definition: Totally awesome

My hat is so jankle!

antynm: Dejankle

use this word and confuse your friends!

ps: it isnt in the dictionary...yet...

[unforgivenson]

Spoon+Fork=Spork....LOL

[TheAlmightyHanz]

smörgåsbord :)

[MrDentalFloss1108]

Those floating breasts have such strange videos.

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

i got a word BOOBIES

[DeJuanDon]

I understand, I will. I was just kind of also wondering something. Seems like a lot of trigger words in some sort of hypnosis or something probably. I don't know. I'm sorry. Anything.

[kinslol]

I'm available. You've been wondering and I wanted to clear that up.

[pixieprincess11]

lmfao



[Flappyization]

jump cuts. we meet again

[ljwood88]

THUMBS UP IF YOU MUTED

[StitchesScreens]

irritating .

[ricky10fcporto]

all i hear is "boobs, boobs, boobsboobsboobs, boobs" ?!?

[mattrex94]

Cunt flap and Assweed

[lennymahoney]

shuttle my cock into your twatpocket

[K3M1KALxR10T]

just show em... u know that i know that we all know you want to.

[26wolfmann]

Moral of the video - Any word with more then two syllables, stuns dumb women.

[Hzlflm96]

Lmao cockalorum; a small hungry man tehee u r soooo funnny!!!! :D

[Clawguy98]

Bumbershoot

[dcrowley66]

ur so flippin boring

[fishguy123ut]

spoon the other spoon = shove up your hot poket

[PtCobra]

tehfuck is this nonsense? I kinda just hit mute anyways

[meelker12345]

you have a hot face, and a nice rack and i have a ragging erection.  that is all....

[MsSophiekim]

Antidisastablishmentarianism 

[ForsakenDuality]

0:23 damn you have huge tits.

[Sheghostly]

lets see here...

Firkin-Absquatulate -Gardyloo-Gonzo-Gongoozle-Klut­z-Lagopodous-Wabbit-Shenanigan

Abibliophobia-Fard-Gazump-Flum­mox-Flibbertigibbet-Malarkey-S­nollygoster-Mugwump

Mollycoddle-Furphy-Formication­-Canoodle-Collop-Crudivore-Flu­mmox-Vomitory-Panjandrum

Those are my Cockamamie words! And yes, they are real.

[dildoit]

fleshflower

[Koituret]

just make a porno already -.-

[AcademicGorilla]

@Koituret Search Karen Alloy on google images.

[Mohajid]

1:40 literally made me instantly jizz. Youre dangerous.

[Bobjackz7]

dearth of

[Bobjackz7]

my friend gets disgusted when i say pizza pocket. dont know why but he does

[BenPeckover]

Girt?Gumption?Repugnant/pugnac­ious?aimiable?frugal? how are those? they are funny to me

[SuperBearcats22]

FLUDOOLE it is not that funny i know

[arielsionov]

U have a bruise on ur right arm...

[PwnedWR]

1:13  Yes please!! :)

[LubingTheTube]

coolbeans

[1998c3po]

My funny word : boobs 2:06

[1998c3po]

this girl is a unitard

[shawn4201111]

mmmmm "hot pocket"

[teamdumbass1]

vandersnatch.....poonanar.....­vaginanugget.......queafnugget­.....chid.....dickqueaf

[1234stuff45678]

she doesnt have views cuz she is interesting. she has views, because she has nice tits.

[xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx]

...Pussyfoot. Nuff said

[screamingravin1]

Check out the word dingus, its a personal favorite

[B3LTRAN89]

i would bone you.

[LPcoolguy]

gazump

hubbub

behoove

giblet

those are all real words if u dont beleve me then look it up

[KJH2123164]

you are too cute

[robloxcousins101]

You should do the voices of the sims :L

[mpo1107]

Me to...

[schiessco]

I just masticated while watching this vid...

[zenosxr]

@schiessco what were you chewing?

[TrueBlue2015]

Lol!!!!

[ix831]

I love how you tried to stifle your laughter! I always thought "applicable" sounded strange, and it's fun to say!

[missymayer24]

spork!

[TheBeesqueezex]

shenanigan? o__O i've always thought that was a weird word.

[TheJoker19931]

Penis, discombobulated, smoregishbored, testosterone

[CoolShadesX]

@TheJoker19931 Spelling fail.

[jester0646]

I have a geeky admission to make, this entire video I was waiting for you to bust out some "inconceivable". But awesome video, keep them up!

[MsWest11]

oh um indefatigable

[mess9u2]

She can't do porn.................figure that!

[ZehEduardo]

0:05

She said cock wrong.

[NOxLIFExGAMER]

@ZehEduardo Hahahaha epic

[mykelseynicole]

one word i think is funny is.... SLIPPERY :D

[charlietow]

silly and wickedly hot!

[rayseone]

heres some good ones...womens rights HA

[LZF95]

sooooo....... shuttlecock is the badminton thing? damn :(

[MorsTriumphalis]

you should do porn

[DeJuanDon]

"I'm shufflin' through the Texas sand, but my head's in Mississippi. I'm shufflin' thru the Texas sand, but my head's in Mississippi. The blues has got a hold of me.

I believe I'm gettin' dizzy. Help me now. I keep thinkin' 'bout that night in Memphis, Lord, I thought I was in Heaven. I keep thinkin' 'bout that night in Memphis,

I thought I was in Heaven but I was stumblin' thru the parking lot

of an invisible seven eleven."

[Ubiquitous111]

Too hot for YouTube.

[quaid12]

you are way to funny to be on youtube. you should be doing stand up and getting fat paychecks...

[Thewrathofpaul]

gumperschnickle - and you have to say it with a lisp

[bdegu123]

2:05 epic cleavage

[aaron42cereal]

i don't have a shuttlecock but i can put my limo in your garage

[DeJuanDon]

I think that could possibly be one cold, manipulative, woman, I loved. I should probably run.

[DeJuanDon]

That is what you call manipulation.

[DeJuanDon]

Yea, I know all about that, and especially the I'm sick you'd better not go thing too.

[DeJuanDon]

Yea, my Dad had me as a little Trooper growing up in Troop 1 fitty.

[DeJuanDon]

With the rise of Queerdom, and the rise in single Mothers, I think that way just turns'em out gay.

[DeJuanDon]

Maybe even somethin' like, "Yea, go cry to Momma, you little Momma's boy candy butt, little titty baby." Make'im into a lady's man.

[DeJuanDon]

Then he could just run off to his darlin' sweet little Mommy, and tell'er what a bad guy Daddy is, and she could come over there and be like, "Bad Daddy."

[DeJuanDon]

Eventually, just kind of marchin'em all around and shit.

[DeJuanDon]

Just kinda gotta keep the Boy not knowin' whether he's comin' or goin'. Ahh.

[DeJuanDon]

Eventually the words might just kind of conglomerate together into a Hop dop a dip dop a be bop bope at'em in that deep voice or whatever, and he'd be like, "Huh?" Just ta confuse'im even more.

[DeJuanDon]

Or like a, "If you're gonna piss your pants go on Son," and like a, "Get back over here, I didn't dismiss you yet!" lol

[DeJuanDon]

Standin' there in my campaign hat they're called. An Army Wool Smokey Boy Cub Scout Hat it is called. Drill Sergeants wear'em. A Trooper hat.

[DeJuanDon]

Maybe, if he stands there and looks like he'd be about ready to pee his pants, then maybe say something like, "Alright go on Son," then like a, "What doin' Boy, get back over here," that whole training thing. Ahh, I should go be a Scout Leader.

[DeJuanDon]

"Troop what are ya doin'!? Ooooh, you'd better salute me Boy. Now drop down, give me 25 push-ups!" lol

[DeJuanDon]

That would've been kind of fun. Oh well. Have a little Troop of children, kind of like on the sound of music, but not in those fake queer little sailor suits, but real Scout suits.

[DeJuanDon]

Kind of used to that really anyways. I remember being out working for the Army Corps of Engineers once... I could've slept on the ship, but there was a Camper I could sleep in so I opted for that. The nearest town had like 250 people in it. It would've been a lot better with... someone, I guess.

[DeJuanDon]

had the wrong social security number on it. I don't know... it just struck me wierd when I seen it. I actually got some Girl Scout cookies, like I hadn't had in years. They were really good. That Den Mother looked kind of familiar. I was doing some disaster relief for the Army Corps of Engineers making sure the housing units and playgrounds were safe.

[DeJuanDon]

Something really wierd. She said she was a Girl Scout growing up, and said, "Well we could go live in an RV, like a 250,000 dollar one. I've always kind of wanted to go do that and just live out in the middle of nowhere." I said, "Yea, and have like 8 kids runnin' around," and that made her laugh. The wierd thing is she looks like someone I seen on the Fort while working on there one day, and one time they handed me a paycheck. It had the R in my name as a V and it said I was married and it

[DeJuanDon]

I had my hair pulled back, and it was kind of longer. She pulled it out of the pony tail I had it in and said, "Don't be shy Honey." lol

[DeJuanDon]

So, she said she was going to give me her telephone number and she walked off to get a pen I think she said. My brother practically dragged me kicking and screaming out of the door and said I wasn't going home with some stripper. She actually looked kind of familiar.

[DeJuanDon]

I remember, around my 21 birthday my brother took me to a strip club. He brought a stripper over to me, and told me he bought a lap dance for me. The stripper and I sat there and talked for a little while, and she was actually a pretty cool person, and after the lap dance she sat next to me. I said, "Shouldn't you be walking around or whatever, won't you get fired?" She said, "I don't care about this job," and she started chewing on my mutton chop sideburns or whatever they're called.

[manitou1954]

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