Farm Girl's First Video Vlog!!

[CHARLIESFABANGELS]

if farm girls were really like celeste i would have left the city long time ago.

[beekers97]

So fake I should know I am a country girl

[Lovable3313]

Lol one of my besties is named Celeste you remind m

[db13395]

I like farm animals too.

[EpochofJoe]

your a dumbass ho! you stupid fucking cunt! you've never stepped on a fucking farm in your life. Bitch, quick sucking so much dick, that gap in your teeth is getting bigger everyday!

[xoxoCBJBLBxoxo]

@EpochofJoe too bad she doesnt have a gap....

you're just unbelievably dumbb..

[mynamestiki1]

Im sorrry Celeste, but after this video I have no choice but to fire you. Please have your desk cleaned out by the end of the day. Security will escort you out.

[Mousewiz1]

Jaws99099 agreed. Stupid shit I watched 5 seconds and Had to turn it off.

[graciechristine10]

EWWWWWWW OFFENDING I LOVE YOU YOUR FAT oops there goes my mood swings

[heycartercalled]

Wow, your sooo funny. Haha......ha....-_-. Bitch

[trueshinobi01]

haha you sound like amanda from 'the amanda show' and look like emma roberts!!

[whodatsed]

Sounds verrry northeastern..

[meganA67]

k, thats not how so-called 'farm girls' talk.

coming from a real 'farm girl'.

i was going to subscribe, but not anymore.

thanks for the stereotyping.

k, bye.

[JengoStudios]

Shes sexy call me

[420smokeydd420]

She needs a dick

[ernzenbrown123]

@420smokeydd420 why would you say that she 13 or 14 got can you be anymor perverted

[thegirlwithmanyusers]

0:14 um. thats northern.

[TayStar123]

I really hope your accent is fake I'm from GA and I would know lolbsounds more like new york

[TrueLoveandLife]

Sounds more new yorkeen? ummm..

[TheKatty11]

sandy cheeks from spongebob sqaurepants.

[kcourtneay]

@TheKatty11

lmfao :)

[lexilou302]

please tell me this is a joke...your accent sucks

[lloyddproductions]

this is sorta mean but im a city gurl but farmerz make milk for us but farm peepz its just for fun dont take it to heart (:

[countrygirl1399]

Ok first of all lol the accent is more of a really deep northern ! And obviously u ain't country.... Hillbillys ain't stupid hell we can make KILLER moonshine and kick some hard ass and we got heart so u really ain't in no position to make fun cuz northerns are the rudest impatient ppl I have ever met in my life.

[shortprettyone]

um, I live in Mississippi, and I live next door to a farm. we don't talk like that, I'm insulted, we don't dress like that , and we definately don't talk to our animals. you make us sound uneducated and out of date. calm down with this character. it "ain't" funny.

[wagne549]

No, I don't want more. You're acting like "farm girls" are uneducated when it's clearly the creator of this video that is uneducated. If you were educated, you would actually know something about farms and not be such a dumass.

[2red2z]

2red wuz here all day ary day

[faqdisclaimer]

Funny? You kidding? I don't watch this girl's videos for the humor... Fuck, I don't even have speakers plugged in. Lovin' the pigtails.

[RoushStage2]

you guys have a crap ton of videos!

[ilovepink919]

lol! YALL GUY R SO FUNNY

[MissKiss4975]

Did u know farm girls arent dumb!? Im a farm girl. This is just kind of rude. also, we dont talk like that.

[ambersocialbutterfly]

yall shudd STFU cuz ur just jealous. she aint a slut!! so again just shut up k?!!

[SolarDiplomacy]

why did you have to put this on youtube

[nikef0rlife]

you look like that women from : 'my name's earl'

she's a slut too

[PeytonHonda]

you have a horrible impression of a country accent, JUST SAYING.



[Jillianmuhhlay]

This is offensive, Country people aren't this idiotic. We aren't Hillbillies. Also, No one own's a farm anymore!!!

[OopsFailedArt]

@Jillianmuhhlay LOL, she's just fooling around. Everyone knows that farmers are really idiots.

[TheCloakedJoker]

@OopsFailedArt ...You are fucking mean, farmers help give you guys food and you go and say that we are really idiots....-__-

[OopsFailedArt]

@TheCloakedJoker I mistyped... I meant 'aren't'... Chill

[TheCloakedJoker]

@OopsFailedArt oh..i'm sorry DX

[alyschild]

you really do watch a lot of the amanda bynes show don't you??? oh yeah and most girls from the south don't talk like that...anyone who acts or talks like this IS a redneck and it's sad that people don't know the difference between rednecks and southern girls yes we actually do have computers, ipads, and a lot of us do not listen to country music in fact your background music sucked. last but not least most of us are great students who get into places like princeton& yale we are not idiots

[DanilaForever]

stop dissing farm girls...it's insulting actually...pretty much most of my family lives on farms, including me, and it's stupid seeing u act like all farm girls are dunces, I'm actually smart and we don't just milk cows or clean chicken coops..

[MissKiss4975]

@DanilaForever I know! & we are not idiots either. This is insulting.

[laurenandclaire95]

BORIINNGGG.................

[BackwoodsBumkin93]

you need to work on your accent there darlin cause you aint even close to how we actually sound

[Crizzippled]

1. She is MEGA troll'n

2. She went to whatever the opposite of school is

3. You can't pick up pee...

[Jasperk101]

Hahaha

[Mohawk64]

haha thanks for this, made me smile...

[duckysolman]

Tess IGNORE these HATERS!!! They are just Jealious they can't create videos as GREAT as YOU!!!!!! Keep em Coming! you have a talent! (Besides being a great All Star CheerLeader!)

[alyssabrodka24]

@duckysolman omg im a allstar cheerleader to

[alyschild]

@duckysolman have you ever been anywhere near the south child cuz if you were from here you wouldn't like it either I play on an undefeated basketball team but that's not my friends only defense for me...sure she's good but she needs to stop being so offensive to everybody else cuz i guarantee she's lost @ least 50% of would be fans for this stuff

[1emjaybe]

my fav farm girl eva

;)))))

[guyfawkesistaken]

:| Your going to get beaten up by aa southern girl for this xD That sucks

[codfreak6262]

Not that funny + not a very Goodyear hilbilly accent...

[CrystalMarie7640]

THUMBS........................­.... DOWN!!!

[ollobrains1]

hi stupid

[xXPeaceNessXx492]

You're not funny. You're just a lil' slut. :)

[Beadlesandbieber231]

@MrBonerhead ewwwwww.fuck u

[StrawberryRainbowz11]

@mikiskhan you are sick she is my age and thats way to young to be talking at her like that PERVERT!

[mikiskhan]

@StrawberryRainbowz11 shes MY age and thats just how i talk to girls. they like it. dont be jealous.

[duckysolman]

Love the Farm Skirt in the end!

[Cowboyraygun]

Sounds like a farm girl from Boston.

[longdamndong]

reminds me of a dirty of a joke about a farmers daughter

[hockeygirly5]

are you making fun of farm girls and our accents?

[YodaDaMan1]

This is an italian accent, not a hillbillies.

[Floydthefuckbag]

@YodaDaMan1 You've never heard an italian person in your life, have you?

[kgeza75]

celeste i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuu

[15butterflies]

haha ur cute. =]

[asvgroenen]

u have a funny accent.. cool :P

[123Liuting]

??????????

[sexyminiskirtrachel]

You are gorgeous!!

[theusmanjhon]

verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrry NiCE expretions u gave

[DJTurtleDOTcom]

You forgot to color a tooth.

[sweetyoungcash20189]

ok ur 13 now init

[KittyStudeos]

@sweetyoungcash20189 shes 11

[MrClevenger777]

Accent's wrong. You sound like like a black girl trying to be country...just not going to work. Practice makes perfect though! Keep trying.

[boundtokill1]

good



[martinfischer11]

Me too!!!

[gooms1983]

gity up

[emjaye123]

@martinfischer11 . you gross perverted freakk! shes only like 11-12

[nexbrucelee]

@martinfischer11 why dont you shut the fuck up. and watch who you talk to mother fucker

[martinfischer11]

@nexbrucelee Motherfucker? You are talking about things you gained experiences!

[oxsweetie]

dude ur a dick head

[cruzjohn57]

It's godawful (the chicken's poop - oh yeah, they poop) ! God Bless ya'll farmgirl - ha ha (were catching on, albeit really slowly, this city boy).

[JHuberd1]

u have the wrong accent.

[mrredman0918]

@JHuberd1 agreed. 

[markust94]

you are just like one of the bitches in my class

you're an asshole

[pinklet16]

no offence but horrible accent

[lovebu101]

she aint no farm girl .... she no where near it

[htownhottie123]

you SUCK at a country accent and no fucking der shes not a real farm girl!

[Alley5Boy]

I"m A CowBoy Too Check My Profile You're so so Pretty .... I like you

[islandbrent]

if she couldn't talk, i'd be in love

[suzieq2912]

are u really a farm girl

[katy2073]

ok how old are u

[MrRamzies]

shes MUST be a crack head

[frank02111]

are you a real farm girl or just a cleaver actresss?

[QUILMESUNDERGROUND]

i love you *u*

[elmo36100]

u mAke kINDA duMB VIDEo nO lie!!

[handancer125]

u have the colorqueen and the farmgirl but tessa has no made up character i think she should be in more vids

[MailOnSundays]

oh my god, nice shane dawson quote...

[bud4dy]

that was bad..........

[richy1234567891]

vlog=vagina

[TheDigitalZebras]

That was soo fake i am sorry that doesn't workkk

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[cranberrysnickers]

Wow! she needs a dick...mine!

[adamlambertRULES99]

wow

[TxBr3ZzYy]

i lik dis video

[schoolboy465]

Wow.... Lost any respect I've ever had for either of you with this video.. I can see both of you are the stereo-typical city slickers that know jack shit about people who live in the country... Go stick your generalizations up your ass where your head seems to be. Unsubscribed.

[mcgaugh57]

Take a chill pill Nancy.

[schoolboy465]

Nah I'm good... I'm sick and tired of city slickers making fun of people who lives in the country...

[televisionpreview]

@schoolboy465

lol, you had respect for them at some point?

[schoolboy465]

Touche...... I was just using that to make my point of how disgusted I was by this video.

[addierox262]

haha that was funny ignore all the rude coments

[QUILMESUNDERGROUND]

se re insinua la minita, yo le doi, le meto asta las bolas

[thzmai4chnacct]

whilst the viewing of this video gave me an erection, i also shit in my nickers.

[QUILMESUNDERGROUND]

te cogeria por la boca sales ermosa baby

[lenin713]

tiene 13 años..............

[dogabusestop]

that is the worst accent I've ever heard

[freedomisthewageofsi]

Wow, you look fit in this one!

[Babeex2]

in another video it said you were twelve. and in this video your hari looks like you colored it blonde. your 12 and already coloring your hair?

[rania3830]

i usually find stupid stuff funny. but this is so stupid it makes me depressed.

[coolkidcaity]

stupidest video i've seen in my life

[AshleysPlan]

you don't sound southern....you just sound like a yank trying to speak southern.

[jamieandally94]

i want more video vlogs lol

[whatuppeople77]

lol l9ol lol funny

[juliajuline]

what state or province do u live in?

[primera25]

love the pigtails

[MissCosmoDrama]

WE dont talk like that!! Well, yea we do. lol. :I

[MissMushington]

My cousin, Auntie and uncle Lives On a farm and they don't talk like that, Everyone thinks they talk like that but they don't! :l Well Maybee Some do But i dnt think Most of them do :l

[ginopreviti1]

hey im a cow boyy in teneese.i got alot a lot of cyoyes tht wna eat u up and im wna of them

[alinachen2000]

little girl ur really funny lamo not ur stupid

story ur head off

[Mrgoldglove]

God you're cute.

[kevilmonkey]

That Can be affensive to some cowgirls like me

[Thebesties4ever]

this girl has problems...serious problems this isnt funny at all...

[sparky4100]

maybe she's a tard

[JohnnyVisions]

Getting a head ache trying to make sense of what you said. ???

[gumchewer1000]

lmfaolmfao made me laugh pretty hard ;)

[Highlyskeptical]

That was a mean video to farmers, as if they are stupid. In a way, farmers are food plant and animal biologists, and I respect the hell out of them for providing our urbanized areas with sustenance.

Major cities aren't possible without them.

[JohnnyVisions]

You mean a zoologist? No I think they are simply called farmers. And you're right, there is shame in farming. But you need to take life less serious, and enjoy its simplicities, such as this video :)

[MissMushington]

... No really jst dnt try :/

[hillbillyxxoutkast]

how fuckin dare you! us farm kids especailly us girl's don't sound like that. yall can think was you want that we are just a bunch of dumbasses but we ain't ... ah you ppl make me sick

[asddance]

u sure do sound like a dumbass when u say yall and ain't.

[ch0c0lat3p30pl3]

"and i came bakk....and....there was pop all ovr tha ground again!!!"

hahaa thats hilarious

[cashelblue90]

love this red neck ho

[dddman777]

you are fucking stupid. you sound like a black guy at the end of your video. HORRIBLE!

[Tony07UK]

Typical American bimbo ~ probably Sarah Palin's cousin!

[IhSayRAWRRRxD]

Yurr Trying To Be Funni

O.O

[mrgiraffe101]

wow

[Naughtyhobbit123]

Moooorrrreeee! ahahah

[TheRandy0rton]

ur cutee

[mike53406]

The ending is the best! :)

[MapleARB]

I watched it again and I just got pissed. Farms are awesome! You just don't understand what it's like to be near cows. So be quiet you gudge mental person.

[MapleARB]

Your a realy mean person. Don't make fun of farmers. I live on a farm with 40 great cows. You probably havent seen one except on tv!

[hotcheerleader612]

i rlly hope ur joking

[LAur3nJAm3S]

she is

[WhiteSocksLover69]

Baby, that was terrific. Let me clean you up ... er ... clean my screen up.

[WhiteSocksLover69]

Celeste, baby, I just discovered the ONE hot shot in this, and I've got to tell your thousands of admirers.

You guys who love to jerk over Celeste: Pause at 01:27 and shoot your load! You can aim for her tittybuds, her OPEN mouth, or between her legs!

Here we go again. Where's that lube?

[Jazaay101]

THIS ROCKS :P

[neurofryk]

You don't do southern accent good at all ! I should know, I'm from the south :P Too much of a BOSTON twang in there!

[500kenzie]

hahahahahhahahaaha

[funkychika12]

ok this is dumb,

farmers dont talk like that you sound like an old granny...

really get a life

[horsey1243]

we dont talk like that!

[xbella5x]

i dont live on a farm but im pretty sure u dont tlk like that either. shes just being an dirty, stupid, idiotic, hillbilly.

[iErica7]

haaaa at the end that was sooo funny

[brentluver22]

xDD LMFAOOO MOREE O:<<